Michael Steele

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'''Michael Stephen "Notorious G.O.P." Steele''' {{Lived|1958}} is an [[United States|American]] former politician who was the Chairman of the [[Republican Party|RNC]] during a tumultuous two years for them: from the beginning of 2009 to the beginning of 2011, and the former lieutenant governor of [[Fun:Maryland|Maryland]] during the Robert Ehrlich administration (2003–2007). He's a center-right Republican, supporting [[abortion]] rights on the state level (to the ire of [[Fundamentalism|fundamentalist]] [[wingnut]]s such as [[Mike Huckabee]] and [[Tony Perkins]]), and opposing the Wars in [[Iraq War|Iraq]] and [[Afghanistan War|Afghanistan]] — a view which [[neoconservative]] [[William Kristol]] demanded he resign over.

He is also [[African-American|black]], which has caused some speculation among the [[Liberal|opposition]] that he was elected to that position [[Affirmative action|solely on the basis of his race]]. This is backed up by the fact that he has messed up his position and made numerous gaffes [[Sarah Palin|proving he was not qualified]]. The fact that the people who elected him were the same people who had earlier denounced the supposed "[[affirmative action President]]" ([[Barack Obama]]) broke a number of [[Fun:Irony meter|irony meters]]. During his tenure, the RNC broke fundraising records (over $198 million raised during the 2010 Congressional cycle) and Republicans won 63 House seats, the biggest pickup since 1938, thus giving Republicans back control of the House. The 2010 midterm elections were overall successful for Steele and the Republicans, as they also won six senate seats, seven governorships, and the greatest share of state legislative seats since 1928 (over 600 seats). Despite this, the Republicans threw him under the bus anyway.

Despite being conservative, Steele joined [[MSNBC]] as a political analyst in March of 2011.<ref>[http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0511/Steele_to_MSNBC.html Politico: Steele to MSNBC]</ref>

He hates Oreos,<ref>{{wpa|Michael Steele}}</ref> and doesn't know squat about Eric the Red.<ref>[http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/michael-steele-we-are-not-warming/ We are not warming!]</ref>

His master plan is a [[hip-hop]] makeover of the party and to reach out to one-armed midgets.<ref>[http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/19/steele-gop-needs-hip-hop-makeover/ Steele: GOP needs 'hip-hop' makeover]</ref>

==Oreo incident==
On September 26, 2002, Steele had been in attendance of a gubernatorial debate between candidates Kathleen Townshend (Democrat) and Robert Ehrlich, Jr. (Republican), when a couple of Oreo cookies had "rolled up next to [his] shoe".<ref>http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2005-11-15/news/0511150358_1_oreo-cookies-ehrlich-steele</ref> Reportedly Townshend's supporters distributed Oreos as "Michael Steele cookies" as a racial insult (black on the outside, white on the inside).

This incident came to significant light five days after the debate when Paul Schurick, spokesperson for Ehrlich's campaign, reported a veritable hailstorm of cookies against Steele. He said, "It was raining Oreos. They were thick in the air like locusts. I was there. It was very real. It wasn't subtle." This sharply differed from Steele's own account of only having one or two cookies land beside him. Staff and other witnesses also denied seeing disruptive levels of cookie-throwing during the debate and post-debate cleanup, and no major news sources in 2002 reported the cookie-pocalypse occurring (although the Capital News Service at the time did mention that a cookie rolled into Steele's shoe).

Ehrlich and other Republicans continued to allege that Cookiegate had occurred, and accused Democrats of being [[Conspiracy|"revisionists"]] and tolerant of racial slights when they occur to Republican candidates.

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