Florida Maquis

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Antarctica
 Florida Maquis''' is a [[Pentecostal]] [[Christian]] located in Palm Coast, [[Florida]].<ref>[https://archive.ph/Objc2 Florida Maquis] ''Twitter'' (archived from 27 Mar 2022 04:50:59 UTC).</ref> Maquis is a conspiracy [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and possible best definition of a [[crank]]. He posts videos on all sorts of crankery such as alleged evidence for [[aliens]] (and their possible invasion),<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiyQ6L7PQzM !~*ALERT*~! PRESIDENT TRUMP'S SPACE FORCE JUST SAVED AMERICA FROM INVASION!EVIDENCE NOW PILING UP(!)]</ref> [[government]] take-over, [[creationism]], the [[Antichrist]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWHRYkz6QLM VEIL BETWEEN LIFE & DEATH HAS NOW BEEN TORN(!)END OF ALL TIME & RISE OF THE ANTI-CHRIST CONFIRMED(!)]</ref> and pretty much ''any'' other form of crankery imaginable. 
Most
 All of his videos consist of him blabbing off his "evidence" from behind a camera, which is pointed at his computer monitor with [[Google Maps]] displayed (Someone should inform Maquis that there's a wonderful invention out there called "Screen Capture").

As of December 2020, the channel (unfortunately) has 125K subscribers<ref>[https://archive.is/wip/tXWzU Florida Maquis] ''YouTube'' (archived from 29 Dec 2020 04:12:30 UTC).</ref> and averages about 11K views per video. At the same time, it also goes to show why nobody in the [[NWO]] eliminated this crusader of "truth" years ago to prevent him from leaking all this great "evidence". But alas, as long as they're on YouTube, they're fit to continue.

==Early videos==
Before Florida Maquis started promoting all manners of hogwash, he would upload acoustic covers of songs, mainly Christian hymns, in black and white.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0poXV7RuyIU How Great Thou Art]</ref> His first break down the rabbit hole was covering the [[2016 U.S. presidential election]] calling Hilary supporters "faithless electors" and the rest is history. It appears that Florida Maquis has abandoned covering hymns as they don't pay the big bucks instead opting to plague the minds of people with no grip on reality as well as selling masks that 
[[Confederate flag|represent racism and slavery]]
<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugxurh80K7IEnHUkHFp4AaABCQ Florida Maquis whining about how a flag commonly used as a white supremacy symbol was taken off his store page]</ref> display the love of [[Jesus]].

==Teachings==
Florida Maquis makes videos about ''the'' most typical types of conspiracy crankery, so much that you'll be left wondering if this account isn't just [[Poe's Law|a massive parody/experiment to see how many people it can fool]]. Consistent with the typical conspiracy checklist, ''every'' video title is in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, some of which are stylized as [[clickbait]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1Zkei5Nr4 THIS GIRL~*PREDICTED*~THIS EVENT & EVERYTHING YOU'RE SEEING NOW(!)*EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED(!)]</ref> In later months, many of his videos even have pictures of women in bikinis for ''literally no reason''.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBAPIh2KTA FLORIDA NOW HAS A SECRET THE MEDIA IS KEEPING HIDDEN(!)WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT THEY'RE GOING TO MOVE(!)]</ref>

According to Maquis, everything from [[alien invasion]]s, [[zombie]] invasions, [[Out-of-place artifact|strange structures being found in the sea and under mountains]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml74I1GFbqc MOUNTAIN COLLAPSED INTO THE SEA REVEALING SOMETHING INCREDIBLE MOST AMERICANS WOULD NEVER BELIEVE(!)]</ref> and pretty much ''anything'' else you'd find on the conspiracy theory checklist is either happening ''right now'' (just ''believe!'') or is on the verge of happening.

Supposedly, since ''all'' of his "evidence" can be easily found on Google Maps, Maquis's channel is yet ''another'' of the endless testimonies of how shitty of a job the government does at hiding all their grand "evidence".

===Antarctica===
For some reason, Florida Maquis has an irrational obsession with [[Antarctica]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYobvv9SsyMSINGLE MOST *IMPORTANT DISCOVERY IN ANTARCTICA YET(!)IT CHANGES *EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT WE KNEW(!)]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wP3GV6PetI STRANGE PULSES DETECTED COMING FROM ANTARCTICA(!)CIVILIZATION UNDER THE ICE NOW IS BEING REVEALED(!)]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPb88ySwC0 ENORMOUS SUBGLACIAL ENTRY CAVERN DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA NEAR A THRIVING FORESTED SURFACE REGION(!)]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flbffb1Rzbg 12*22*18~OBELISK DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA(!)GOLD ENCRUSTED PYRAMIDS AND ENORMOUS ANCIENT CARVINGS(!)]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3T43-LNwhcIRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF HIDDEN CIVILIZATION IN ANTARCTICA(!)NEW LOCATION REVEALS STUNNING FINDS(!)]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3eF-gDj5yM SCIENTISTS ARE NOW ADMITTING LIFE EXISTED IN ANTARCTICA *FAR MORE RECENTLY THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED!]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xL_T3WYgN8 ZOMBIE VIR US MYSTERY DNA DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA(!)MELTING ICE WORLD NOW HOLDS ANCIENT PESTILENCE!]</ref> where most of his "evidence" emits from. So much he ''loves'' talking about Antarctica that, for him, going ''three weeks'' without talking about it results in comments from his fans asking why he stopped talking about it.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ZA2cxjvNE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ANTARCTICA!?!THE *REAL REASON NO EXPEDITIONS TO THE REGION CAN POSSIBLY OCCUR!]</ref> Don't ask us how many Antarctica videos he has, it'd be easier to just name the few that ''aren't'' about Antarctica.

===Creation and evolution===
Florida Maquis is also a [[religious]] [[wingnut]] who believes in [[Young Earth creationism]], calling [[evolution]] a [[hoax]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_3jLgDoYA THIS *STUNNING NEW DISCOVERY IS NOW FORCING SCIENTISTS TO CONCEDE CREATIONISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!]</ref> Even worse, he believes that the ''only'' purpose of [[science]] is to disprove [[God]]: and not just ''any'' God, but specifically, the God of the [[Bible]].

The evidence for this "fact" allegedly comes from (wait for it) Antarctica.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ObCojXXGs PROPHETIC QUEEN OF THE SOUTH NOW IDENTIFIED(!)HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE RE-EMERGES FROM ICE OF ANTARCTICA(!)]</ref>

==Predictions==

Attempted
 Predictions ''gallore'' on this channel. Here is a notable list of them.

*Planet Earth will be invaded by zombies… WITHOUT a cure!<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJl1xiYPOU THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKELY NOW IN VERY EARLY STAGES OF FULL~BLOWN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE(!)NO CURE EXISTS(!)]</ref> ''The Walking Dead'' fans were left in much chagrin when ''this'' one didn't happen.
* Supposedly, the [[coronavirus]] "predicted" the mass release of prisoners, presumably with [[anarchy]] to follow.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISCQv0Xd-M !~ALERT~! MASS RELEASE OF US PRISONERS IS NOW BEGINNING(!)OUR 2018 
SHIT
 SHTF PREDICTION IS COMING TRUE(!)]</ref> As of {{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}, we are still waiting for said anarchy to happen.

==[[Stopped clock]]==
He believes that ''[[Ancient Aliens]]'' is fake.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAM_C0sSIXg PROOF "ANCIENT ALIENS" IS FAKE! SELF-PROCLAIMED "NAVY SEAL ANTARCTICA EXPERT "MAKES GLARING ERROR(!)]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Crank magnetism]]

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/c/FloridaMaquis/videos His channel]

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