Turkmenistan

[[File:Turkmenistan - Location Map (2013) - TKM - UNOCHA.svg|thumb|right|195px|Map of Turkmenistan.]]
{{cquote|Turkmenistan is a country often overlooked on the world stage. When attention is paid the focus tends to be either on the size of its bountiful gas reserves or on the eccentricities of its leadership. [But Turkmenistan is] a country in the middle of a sustained economic crisis that has seen hyper-inflation in the lives of ordinary people and widespread food shortages. This economic crisis has in turn led to the regime’s repression becoming ever tighter and its personality cult becoming ever more grandiose.|||Adam Hug, ''The Foreign Policy Centre.''<ref>[https://fpc.org.uk/spotlight-on-turkmenistan-executive-summary/ Spotlight on Turkmenistan: Executive Summary]. ''The Foreign Policy Centre.''</ref>}}
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The '''Republic of Turkmenistan''' is one of the former [[Soviet]] constituent [[republic]]s. Out of all of the former Soviet republics, it is the most corrupt and least democratic, ranking right below [[Tajikistan]]. It's perhaps most notable for the famously crazy [[personality cult]] built around its first dictator, President for Life {{w|Saparmurat Niyazov}}, who ruled until he died in 2006. Niyazov renamed whole months after himself and his family members, built a [[gold]]en statue of himself that rotates to face the sun, and required students to learn and take spiritual guidance from his evidently stultifying stream-of-consciousness book ''Rukhnama''. One reviewer wrote, "On a lark, I decided to read through some of this book. It was absolutely painful. It is filled with such flaccid ghost-written text that it makes Leviticus seem like an action thriller." The reviewer goes on to say he would need a gun held to his head to motivate him to read any more of it; ironically, that was a common practice in Turkmenistan.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/Rukhnama-Reflections-Spiritual-Values-Turkmen/product-reviews/B000K9GX3O?reviewerType=all_reviews</ref><ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/dec/21/1 The personality cult of Turkmenbashi]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> After Niyazov's death, he was succeeded by Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, his personal [[dentist]].<ref>[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=12316714 Niyazov's Cult of Personality Grips Turkmenistan]. ''NPR.''</ref> Berdimuhamedow continued his mentor's tradition of turning Turkmenistan into an international joke. In 2019, for instance, he attracted ridicule for filming a video where he taught his government ministers how to exercise.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-50808126 Turkmen president ridiculed for exercise video]. ''BBC News.''</ref> Amazing. The Turkmen clown show is run from Ashgabat, its capital and largest city. The vast majority of its oppressed population are Turkmen Turks who follow [[Islam]]. 

Turkmenistan's current state is tragically short of its lofty beginnings. The region grew rich on the Silk Road trade with [[Imperial China]], and its main city Merv was once the largest in the world.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/aug/12/lost-cities-merv-worlds-biggest-city-razed-turkmenistan Lost cities #5: how the magnificent city of Merv was razed – and never recovered]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> After the introduction of Islam to the region, Merv became one of the central cities of the Muslim world as well. Everything changed when the [[Mongolia|Mongols]] came through the area, destroying Merv and ending Turkmen urban civilization. The Turkmen Turks became a nomadic people feared throughout the region as raiders and [[slave]] traders.<ref>Paul R. Spickard (2005). ''Race and Nation: Ethnic Systems in the Modern World''. Routledge. p. 260. ISBN 978-0-415-95003-9.</ref> The [[Russia]]n Empire conquered the area in a process that ended in 1881. During [[World War I]], Turkmenistan joined the anti-conscription revolts in the empire before being conquered again by the [[Bolsheviks]]. 

Under the Soviet Union, Turkmenistan had its agriculture modernized, and its nomadic peoples forcibly settled into urbanism. However, the Soviets did little to help the republic beyond that, and it remained a simple production region untouched by the outside world's broader cultural and economic trends. After the union's dissolution in 1991, then-communist leader Saparmurat Niyazov maintained his power by creating a cult of personality and focusing on Turkmen [[nationalism]]. Niyazov's regime proved unrelentingly [[authoritarian]] as he frequently conducted violent purges of non-conformists. Apart from selling [[oil]] and natural gas, Niyazov kept Turkmenistan isolated from the rest of the world and largely undeveloped. This ensured that the country would be his personal playground. His successor Berdi did little different. Berdi's son took office in 2022.

==History==
[[File:Merv-eshaby.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Ruins of Merv.]]
===Early history===
Turkmenistan originated from the old Turkic tribes of Central Asia, and the ancestors of modern Turkmens descended from those Turks who migrated into the region through extensive military campaigns against the Persians who originally lived there, completing the consolidation of their rule over the region in the 8th century.<ref name="earl">[http://countrystudies.us/turkmenistan/1.htm Turkmenistan: Origins and Early History]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> The Turkmenistan region ended up being one of the best they could have settled in, as it had areas rich in water and lay on one of the main paths of the Silk Road. 

When they moved in, the Turkmens inherited the great city of Merv, and Merv proved to be one of the ancient world's greatest cities. Merv's population reached a peak above 700,000 and possibly over a million.<ref>[https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/ancient-merv Ancient Merv]. ''Atlas Obscura.''</ref> It quickly became the administrative, commercial, and religious nexus of Turkic Central Asia. Merv was home to much of the intellectual and artistic traditions of the Islamic world during its golden age. It was also religiously significant in the [[Zoroastrian]] religion, being one of the cities to hold the "horn of plenty".<ref>[https://www.advantour.com/silkroad/turkmenistan.htm Turkmenistan on the Silk Road]. ''Advantour.''</ref>

The Turkmens were introduced to [[Islam]] by the Seljuk Empire, which was dominated by Turks who also converted. The term "Turkmen" emerged during this time to distinguish those Turkic peoples who were the first in the region to adopt the religion.<ref name="earl"/> Turkmen tribesmen were integral to the Seljuk military for centuries until they eventually rose up to overthrow the empire.

===Decline and Russian conquest===
[[File:Siege of Geok Tepe.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Russians storm the fortress Denghil-Tepe in 1881.]]
According to contemporary sources, the city of Merv fell to the Mongol invasions that shook Central Asia from 1220 to 1223, and the city's destruction killed as many as a million people.<ref>[https://thediplomat.com/2015/06/the-desolation-of-merv/ The Desolation of Merv]. ''The Diplomat.''</ref> The Mongols also destroyed the region's extensive irrigation system, ruining its agriculture and forcing people out of urban cities to survive as nomads in the desert. 

As nomads, the Turkmen served various empires ruled by Uzbeks and other Central Asian cultural groups. Despite occasionally serving various empires, the Turkmen tribes remained largely autonomous and resisted any attempts to change that. They were hard warriors and were known as raiders who attacked urban and agricultural settlements to capture slaves to fuel the Central Asian slave trade.<ref>Scott Cameron Levi (January 2002). ''The Indian Diaspora in Central Asia and Its Trade: 1550–1900''. BRILL. p. 68. ISBN 978-90-04-12320-5.</ref> Throughout the 18th century, the Turkmen started dragging themselves back to civilization after centuries of poverty and nomadism. The poet Magtymguly codified an actual literary language for the Turkmen, and Turkmen merchants began trading with Russian frontiersmen.<ref name="rusemp">[https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/centralasia/turkmen-history-2.htm Russia and Turkmenistan]. ''Global Security.''</ref> 

Russian encroachment into Turkmenistan began in the later 19th century. Of all the Central Asian peoples, the Turkmen put up the stiffest resistance against Russian expansion, and the Russians retaliated by destroying Turkish settlements.<ref>[http://countrystudies.us/turkmenistan/3.htm Turkmenistan: Incorporation into Russia]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> The Russian conquest of the region ended with the Battle of Geok Tepe in 1881, where the Russians used artillery to smash down the fort and defeat the last Turkmen army.<ref>{{wpa|Battle of Geok Tepe|}}</ref>

===Russian rule===
[[File:1. Чарджуй (бухарские владения). У городских ворот.jpg|thumb|right|275px|City of Chardzhou in 1890.]]
Following annexation to Russia, the area was administered as the Trans-Caspian District by corrupt and malfeasant military officers and officials appointed by the Guberniya (Governorate General) of Turkestan.<ref name="rusemp"/> Turkmenistan served as a military outpost against [[Afghanistan]]. The Russians assumed their [[imperialism]] would take them further south and eventually conflict with the [[British Empire]]'s holdings in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]].

After it became clear that the Russians and British would simply use Afghanistan as a buffer state to maintain peace,<ref>{{wpa|The Great Game|}}</ref> the region became a province known as Russian Turkestan, which was governed as a normal colonial holding. Still, Turkmenistan was totally neglected by the Russians, allowing them to keep their nomadic lifestyle and cultural traditions.<ref name="rusemp"/> That came with the consequence that Turkmenistan remained unaffected by modernization trends that affected the rest of the region. The region was a backwater, one of the most isolated in the world.

During [[World War I]], the Russian Empire started forcibly drafting Central Asians into its armies to compensate for manpower losses. The Central Asians didn't appreciate having to die for an empire that had never done anything for them, and they rose up in the so-called "Basmachi movement".<ref>{{wpa|Basmachi movement|}}</ref> After the Russian Empire collapsed after the [[October Revolution]], the Basmachi movement quickly adopted the grander goal of full independence and restoring Muslim rule. This included resistance against the oncoming [[Bolsheviks]].

===Soviet rule===
[[File:RIAN archive 644460 First stage in the Soviet troop withdrawal from Afghanistan.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Soviet military in Turkmenistan during the [[Soviet-Afghanistan War]].]]
Soviet policy towards the Turkmen and the other Basmachi participants was initially harsh, as they implemented anti-religious policies like banning the [[Quran]] in schools and nationalizing clerical-held land.<ref name="basm">[https://www.jstor.org/stable/151077?seq=1#metadata_info_tab_contents The Basmachi or Freemen's Revolt in Turkestan 1918-24]. ''Soviet Studies.'' Vol. 33, No. 3 (Jul., 1981), pp. 352-369 (18 pages)</ref> This was terrifyingly radical for the Turkmen, who had been the most backward and isolated part of the Russian Empire. The Turkmen and the Basmachi armies fought a resistance war against the Red Army from 1924 to 1926. Despite being outmatched, they could deny the Reds a clean military victory.<ref name="basm"/> Instead, the war ended when the Reds promised to moderate their anti-religious policies.

The Reds still remembered, though, and they waited only a few years before they started attempting to modify Turkmen traditions again. This effort truly kicked off under the ruthless [[Joseph Stalin]], who sent troops to forcibly settle Turkmen nomads and collectivize agriculture.<ref>[http://countrystudies.us/turkmenistan/4.htm Soviet Turkmenistan]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> Many fled to [[Iran]] and [[Afghanistan]] rather than live inside the Soviet Union. 

The primary Soviet purpose for Turkmenistan was the same as the Soviet aim for much of Central Asia: cotton production. The Soviets built extensive irrigation systems to make the deserts livable, and they then put the former nomads to work on plantations.<ref name="sov">[http://factsanddetails.com/central-asia/Turkmenistan/sub8_7a/entry-4802.html TURKMENISTAN UNDER RUSSIA AND THE SOVIET UNION]. ''Facts and Details.''</ref> Once production was stable, though, the Soviets promptly lost interest in the region. 

[[File:Darvasa gas crater panorama.jpg|thumb|right|300px|{{wpl|Darvaza gas crater|}}, Soviet-created environmental disaster and accurate metaphor for modern Turkmenistan.]]

Political and economic leadership was held almost exclusively by Russian migrants who had been sent by the Moscow government to manage Turkmen affairs.<ref name="sov"/> There was also a small, educated elite class of Turkmen considered loyal to the Communist Party. The Communist Party proved to be much more autocratic here than elsewhere in the Soviet Union, gradually closing nearly all Turkmenistan mosques and ignoring the [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] reforms.<ref name="sov"/>

As a result of its isolation, the republic was unprepared for the rising tide of [[nationalism]] sweeping the Soviet Union and quickly tearing it apart. Turkmen popular opinion also went with the new trends. Still, the government and its Saparmyrat Niyazov preferred to stay with Russia as the Turkmen economy was not ready to stand independently.<ref name="indp">[http://countrystudies.us/turkmenistan/5.htm Turkmenistan: Sovereignty and Independence]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> However, the 1991 coup against Gorbachev and the dissolution of the Soviet Union forced Niyazov's hand, and he offered the people an independence referendum. When the people voted 94% to break free from the Soviet Union, Niyazov complied with the result and declared independence in 1991.<ref name="indp"/>

===Niyazov regime===
[[File:Turkmenistan Land of Fairy Tales.jpeg|thumb|right|350px|Turkmenistan's depressing dictator Disneyland.]]
After independence, Niyazov continued as Turkmenistan's head of state, replacing communism with a unique brand of independent nationalism reinforced by a pervasive cult of personality. Turkmenistan's standard of living was already the lowest among the Soviet republics. That situation deteriorated as Niyazov could not handle the economic shock of transitioning into a post-Soviet state.<ref name="postso">[http://factsanddetails.com/central-asia/Turkmenistan/sub8_7a/entry-4803.html TURKMENISTAN BECOMES INDEPENDENT]. ''Facts and Details.''</ref> In the hopes of offsetting the economic crash, Turkmenistan came to rely more and more on its oil and natural gas reserves. The profits went into state-owned companies dominated by greedy and corrupt oligarchs.

[[File:Turkmenistan Niyazov gold statue.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Maybe the money used to make this could've gone to something better, we dunno.]]

Niyazov was a total madman and fully controlled Turkmenistan's finances and government. He first primed the idea of himself as eternal god-president by sending it through the state media and then, in 1999, had himself declared "President for Life".<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/1092970.html Turkmenistan: Niyazov Named President For Life]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> With all that power, Niyazov promptly started doing all that stereotypical dictator shit that normal people only occasionally fantasize about. Building statues? Sure! Motherfucker had the state build a giant tripod on which there was a 39ft (12m) [[gold]]en statue of himself that would always rotate to face the sun.<ref>[https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/arch-of-neutrality Arch of Neutrality]. ''Atlas Obscura.''</ref> He then renamed all of the months and most of the days of the week after himself, his family members, and the people he admired.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/apr/25/1 Turkmenistan to drop late dictator's month names]. ''[[The Guardian]].''</ref> If ''that'' wasn't enough, he then bulldozed hundreds of homes in the capital city to build a Niyazov-themed amusement park called the "Land of Fairy Tales".<ref>[https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/turkmenbashi-s-land-of-fairy-tales Turkmenbashi's Land of Fairy Tales]. ''Atlas Obscura.''</ref> Man built his own [[The Walt Disney Company|Disneyland]]. It promptly fell into neglect after Niyazov lost interest in it.<ref>[https://www.thethemeparkguy.com/park/turkmenbashis-land-of-fairy-tales/ Turkmenbashi's Land of Fairy Tales.] ''Theme Park Guy.''</ref>

[[File:TM-2006-1000manat-Ruhnama21-b.png|thumb|right|165px|Niyazov's dumb book celebrated with a commemorative coin.]]

Also, [[Muammar al-Gaddafi|like]] [[Adolf Hitler|any]] [[Mao Zedong|good]] [[Benito Mussolini|despot]], Niyazov wrote a really shitty book and then ordered people to read it. His magnum opus, the ''Ruhnama'', was extra shitty, with stream-of-consciousness-writing, random reminders to wear clean clothes, and the bizarre claim that the Turkmen nation was descended from [[Noah]].<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2006/dec/29/adictatorsguidetotheunive A dictator's guide to the universe]. ''[[The Guardian]].''</ref> He had his people treat it like the damn [[Bible]], carving its title on mountains and having TV programs sign off with readings from the book. Oh, and he naturally had a giant statue built of the book.<ref>[https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/giant-ruhnama Giant Ruhnama]. ''Atlas Obscura.''</ref> 

Still, Niyazov's amusing dictator antics shouldn't distract you from the sheer suffering he inflicted on his own country. While he frittered away his oil money on lavish monuments to himself, the Turkmen people had to endure famines, arbitrary arrests, [[torture]], and the random bulldozing of entire neighborhoods to make way for vanity projects.<ref>[https://oklahoman.com/article/3016503/turkmenistan-seen-to-be-suffering Turkmenistan Seen to Be Suffering]. ''The Oklahoman.''</ref> As one of his last acts, Niyazov made things even worse by ending state maternity and sick leave payments and canceling pensions paid to 100,000 senior citizens.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/feb/04/nickpatonwalsh.mainsection Turkmenistan despot axes pensions]. ''[[The Guardian]].''</ref>

===Berdi family regime===
[[File:Berdi Turkmen horse rap.jpeg|thumb|right|325px|The elder Berdi raps about horses on state TV.]]
{{cquote|Turkmen President Berdimuhammedov is vain, fastidious, vindictive, a micro-manager.... Berdimuhamedov does not like people who are smarter than he is. Since he's not a very bright guy, our source offered, he is suspicious of a lot of people.|||Leaked [[United States]] assessment of Turkmenistan's former [[dictator]].<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/us-embassy-cables-documents/240618 US embassy cables: Turkmenistan president 'not a very bright guy']. ''The Guardian.''</ref>}} 
After Niyazov died in 2006, his dentist (because that was how little he trusted his son with the office), Gurbanguly "Berdi" Berdimukhammedov, rose from total obscurity to take his place.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/1074697.html Turkmenistan: Who Is Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov?] ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> The elder Berdi continued most of his predecessor's old traditions, including building a giant golden statue of himself on a horse<ref>[https://thediplomat.com/2015/05/turkmenistan-unveils-a-69-foot-distraction/ Turkmenistan Unveils a 69-Foot Distraction]. ''The Diplomat.''</ref> and then topping it by building a giant golden statue of his favorite dog.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/12/turkmenistan-leader-unveils-giant-gold-statue-of-local-dog Turkmenistan leader unveils giant gold statue of local dog]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> He also went to great lengths to build his own personality cult, and on one occasion, he fell down some steps in front of a crowd and then had his security guards hassle everyone present to ensure there wasn't any footage.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/25/horse-turkmenistan-president-statute-berdymukhamedov A horse, a horse … Turkmenistan president honours himself with statue]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> Despite having a face that could scare a baby, the elder Berdi has crafted the image of a hip action hero, riding horses everywhere, writing and performing rap songs, driving sports cars, and lifting gold weights on TV while his cabinet members clap for him.<ref>[https://www.businessinsider.com/turkmenistan-leader-gurbanguly-berdymukhamedov-biography-2020-1 Meet the dictator who rules secretive Turkmenistan, who portrays himself as an action hero and shows off by lifting gold bars in parliament]. ''Business Insider.''</ref> 

[[File:Serdar Berdimuhamedow on a horse.png|thumb|left|215px|You can tell Serdar isn't as into the horse thing.]]

He's also continued the political repression and looting of Turkmenistan. His ostentatious displays seem calculated to distract the country from its poverty and the poor treatment they receive at his regime's hands. As amusing as his antics are, they shouldn't distract from the fact that the elder Berdi and Niyazov have run their countries like [[North Korea]], allowing famines to ravage the countryside while they party in the capital. As of 2019, Turkmenistan is facing the worst economic crisis in 30 years, and the state is trying to make up for it with forced labor and large-scale arrests of dissenters.<ref>[https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2019/7/15/hyperinflation-and-hunger-turkmenistan-on-edge-of-catastrophe Hyperinflation and hunger: Turkmenistan on ‘edge of catastrophe’]. ''Al Jazeera.''</ref>

He is also ''highly'' obsessed with horses, so many have half-jokingly suggested that he's secretly a zoophile.<ref name=lastweek>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QYu8LtH2E Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)] ''YouTube''</ref>

Although all forms of media are heavily censored, what information there is shows that most Turkmen are fully aware of how broken and corrupt their government is. The issue is that most of them prefer to flee the country rather than attempt to change things, as few believe that any opposition attempts would succeed.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/14/edge-of-catastrophe-report-warns-firms-and-governments-off-turkmenistan 'Edge of catastrophe': report warns firms and governments off Turkmenistan]. ''The Guardian.''</ref>

In 2022 after 15 years of running the country, Gurbanguly handed the keys to the country to his son Serdar.<ref>https://www.rferl.org/a/turkmenistan-serdar-berdymukhammedov-presidency/31753690.html</ref> Little is currently known about Serdar and how he plans to run the country. However, former colleagues have described him as paranoid about his security and as looking down on subordinates, which could lead to harsher authoritarian crackdowns in the future.<ref>https://www.rferl.org/a/turkmenistan-serdar-berdymukhammedov-presidency/31726284.html</ref> In addition, Serdar has been described as much more quiet and joyless than his father and more confident and nastier in person. In fact, among exiles, there are rumors that Serdar is afraid of horses and can't ride them, unlike his father.<ref>https://eurasianet.org/turkmenistan-who-is-mister-serdar-berdymukhamedov</ref> 

====About the horses====
[[File:Turkmenistan Berdi horse statue.jpeg|thumb|right|350px|Gold equestrian statue of Gurbanguly Berdimukhamedov, continuing Turkmenistan's dumbest tradition.]]
{{cquote|Our country is moving forward with the speed of an Akhal-Teke stallion and I call on you all to move forward and only forward|||Gurbanguly Berdimukhamedov<ref name=horse/>}}
You know how we said he's highly obsessed with horses? Yeah, it's enough to warrant its own section.

The elder Berdi is specifically obsessed with a breed called the Akhal-Teke, likely due to it being a beloved national symbol in his country. But that alone does not excuse the ''sheer degree'' to which his obsession goes.

* He gives Akhal-Tekes as gifts to other world leaders.
* He has written multiple books on horses.
* He awarded himself the title "The People's horse breeder."<ref name=horse>Shaun Walker 25 May 2015 [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/25/horse-turkmenistan-president-statute-berdymukhamedov A horse, a horse … Turkmenistan president honours himself with statue] ''The Guardian'' </ref>
* He made it illegal to change a horse's name during its lifetime in his country.
* He has issued state-sponsored horse beauty contests.
* He owns over ''600'' Akhal-Tekes, nearly ''a tenth of the world's total.''
* When someone recently gave ''him'' an Akhal-Teke foal named Rowatch as a gift, he wrote a poem about it that reads like one someone from the 19th century would send to their crush!
* His office features:
** a throne with adornments in the shape of horses.
** horse-accented cabinetry
** a white horse statue.
** a gold horseshoe statue
** a custom desk inlaid with gold horses.<ref name=lastweek/>

We swear we're not making any of this up.

==Human rights==
[[File:Turkmenistan Wedding.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Turkmenistan wedding watched over by another statue of Niyazov.]]
===Freedom of speech and expression===
{{cquote|Turkmenistan is one of the world’s most closed countries. The government controls all media and the few Internet users are able to access only a highly-censored version of the Internet, often in Internet cafés in which they must show ID before being able to go online. There is only one Internet access provider.|||''Reporters Without Borders''.<ref name="rwb">[https://rsf.org/en/turkmenistan Turkmenistan: Ever-expanding news “black hole”]. ''Reporters Without Borders.''</ref>}}
Turkmenistan is remarkable for its absence of media freedom, where Reporters Without Borders refers to it as a "media black hole". The [[internet]] is barely accessible, and what exists is heavily censored by the government. The very few independent journalists brave enough to practice in Turkmenistan are often arbitrarily arrested and [[torture]]d whenever they somehow piss off the government.<ref name="rwb"/>

The state also controls all forms of paper and electronic media, and they forbid almost all access to the country for foreign news outlets.<ref name="hrw">[https://www.hrw.org/world-report/2020/country-chapters/turkmenistan World Report 2020: Turkmenistan]. ''Human Rights Watch.''</ref> This has gone to absurd lengths. In 2015, the government carried out what [[Human Rights Watch]] termed the "War on Satellite Dishes", sending agents to tear down privately-owned satellite dishes to further limit the information available to its citizens.<ref>[https://www.hrw.org/news/2015/04/24/turkmenistan-war-satellite-dishes Turkmenistan: War on Satellite Dishes]. ''Human Rights Watch.''</ref> 

Legally speaking, any opposition to the government is considered treason, and citizens may be arrested and tortured just for speaking their minds.<ref name="usstate">[https://www.state.gov/reports/2019-country-reports-on-human-rights-practices/turkmenistan/ 2019 Country Reports on Human Rights Practices: Turkmenistan]. US State Department.</ref> The government also controls universities and book publishing. 

Among the offenses punishable by arrest or disappearance is simply mentioning the existence of [[COVID-19]], as the government stubbornly insists that the pandemic doesn't exist inside their borders.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/in-turkmenistan-whatever-you-do-don-t-mention-the-coronavirus/30520255.html In Turkmenistan, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Coronavirus]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> 

===Totalitarianism===
[[File:Vladimir Putin and Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow (2017-10-11) 05.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The elder Berdi gives a dog to Russian president [[Vladimir Putin]].]]
The government may arbitrarily and without warning make drastic changes to its citizens' personal lives. The government bulldozes residential areas in its capital to make way for vanity projects, and the victims are left homeless and without compensation.<ref>[https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/09/04/turkmenistan-homeowners-evicted-denied-compensation Turkmenistan: Homeowners Evicted, Denied Compensation]. ''Human Rights Watch.''</ref> If you needed any more evidence that the government just doesn't give a single flying fuck, satellite evidence shows that Turkmenistan will occasionally bulldoze neighborhoods and then just leave them as empty fields.<ref>[https://eurasianet.org/satellites-confirm-turkmenistan-is-not-rebuilding-homes-it-destroyed Satellites confirm Turkmenistan is not rebuilding homes it destroyed]. ''Eurasia Net.''</ref> 

Oh, and if that wasn't enough, one day out of the blue, the government sent workers to remove air conditioning units from apartment buildings in the capital.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/turkmen-defy-officials-in-rare-public-protests/26546541.html Turkmen Defy Officials In Rare Public Protest]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> Government airplanes have also recently started spraying residential areas and agricultural fields with potentially toxic disinfectants to fight COVID-19, a virus they say officially doesn't exist in the country.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/citizens-frightened-as-turkmenistan-sprays-disinfectants-from-planes-to-fight-coronavirus/30742517.html Citizens Frightened As Turkmenistan Sprays Disinfectants From Planes To Fight Coronavirus]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> That's right, Turkmenistan made fucking  [[chemtrails]] real.

The government is also heavily rationing food and basic supplies in the face of a worsening economic crisis. However, the government is still spending heavily on stupid bullshit,<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/turkmenistan-further-tightens-food-rationing-amid-price-hikes-shortages/30667731.html Turkmenistan Further Tightens Food Rationing Amid Price Hikes, Shortages]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> such as spending $680 million on celebrating "National Horse Day".<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/turkmenistan-horses-coronavirus-corruption/30577797.html Turkmenistan Holds National Horse Day, Authoritarian Leader Reveals $680 Million Spent On His Passion]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref>

===Forced labor===
[[File:Turkmenistan child labor.jpeg|thumb|right|275px|Child laborers in Turkmenistan's cotton fields.]]
Turkmenistan uses forced labor, a nice way to say "slavery", to produce its cash crops of cotton, wheat, and rice. All land belongs to the government, and the state forces people who aren't farmers to spend months out of the year toiling in the fields for almost no pay.<ref>[http://www.cottoncampaign.org/turkmenistans-forced-labor-problem.html Turkmenistan's Forced Labor Problem]. ''Cotton Campaign.''</ref> This leaves much of the service sector, including healthcare and education, idle. Instead of trying to change anything about this system, Turkmenistan harasses anyone who speaks out against it or reports these abuses to foreign media.<ref>[https://laborrights.org/releases/turkmenistan-remains-lowest-possible-ranking-us-tip-report Turkmenistan Remains at Lowest Possible Ranking in US TIP Report]. ''International Labor Rights Forum.''</ref> People being forced to work are threatened with punishments including public humiliation, wage deductions, and termination of employment at their regular jobs.<ref>[https://www.antislavery.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Turkmenistan-Turkey-report.pdf Turkmen cotton and the risk of forced labour in global supply chains]. ''Anti Savery.''</ref> In 2018, the US started enforcing a law that bans slave-made goods, meaning that Turkmen-produced cotton is not allowed inside the US.<ref>[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trafficking-turkmenistan/u-s-bans-imports-of-slave-picked-cotton-from-turkmenistan-idUSKCN1IP3UB U.S. bans imports of slave-picked cotton from Turkmenistan]. ''Reuters.''</ref> 

The government also runs a "summer camp" where children are forced to go out into fields and do hard agricultural labor, using monstrously antiquated and intensive methods, while being denied food and water.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/summer-camp-from-hell-turkmen-children-sent-to-pick-potatoes/30675542.html Summer Camp From Hell: Turkmen Children Sent To Dig Potatoes]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref> The parents had to pay the government for that privilege. 

And if that wasn't enough to get the people tired, the government also holds mandatory mass exercise sessions during World Health Day.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/amid-pandemic-turkmenistan-holds-mass-exercise-events-to-mark-world-health-day/30541609.html Amid Pandemic, Turkmenistan Holds Mass Exercise Events To Mark World Health Day]. ''Radio Free Europe.''</ref>

===Torture and mistreatment===
Torture and mistreatment are central features of Turkmenistan's prisons, and the government refuses to disclose how many political prisoners they have or who they are.<ref name="hrw"/> This is a key part of the state's atmosphere of terror, as it's impossible to know if someone is killed after disappearing or is simply hauled off to a prison to be gruesomely tortured. Methods of torture include severe beatings, kidney punches, and leaving prisoners in the sun or the harsh cold for hours and hours.<ref name="usstate"/> This is even done in pretrial detentions, often resulting in death.

==Gallery==
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File:View of Ashgabat (42376779291).jpg|Ashgabat, the dictator's playground.
File:Sturgeon Kebab (2887202689).jpg|Turkmen sturgeon kebabs.
File:Bai Bazaar, Dashoguz.jpg|Cake shop in a Daşoguz bazaar.
File:Mounts, Turkmenistan - panoramio.jpg|Agriculture in Turkmenistan.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Kazakhstan]]
*[[Eritrea]]
*[[North Korea]]

==References==
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[[Category:Totalitarianism]]

Categories: Asian countries, Authoritarian regimes, Crimes against humanity, Government incompetence, Slavery, Totalitarianism