Kabbalah water

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'''Kabbalah water''' is supposedly "dynamic, living, fractal and [[Crystal|crystalline]]" whatever all that means.<ref>[http://www.cultnews.com/archives/000106.html Is Madonna's "Kabbalah Water" from Canada?]</ref> ([[Fractal wrongness|Fractally ''wrong'']], perhaps?) It claims a connection with the [[Jewish]] [[Kabbalah]] which others deny. Basically, it appears this group, considered a [[cult]],<ref>http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5224305/Sweeney_Investigates_-_The_Kabbalah_Centre_(2005)_%5B1_TVRip_-_1_M</ref><ref>http://vigilantcitizen.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=8929&start=210&sid=23d5819dd7b7f900e684340459518a7c&view=print</ref> buys [[Canada|Canadian]] mineral [[water]] relatively cheaply, and adds a little [[quantum woo]].
{{cquote|The Kabbalah Centre website explained that a process called Quantum Resonance Technology "restructures the intermolecular binding of spring water".<ref>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4158287.stm</ref>}}

Of course, the idea that restructuring the molecular bindings between water molecules can cure [[disease]] or do other such things is unscientific, considering that clusters of water molecules break up within picoseconds of forming.<ref>http://www.chem1.com/CQ/clusqk.html</ref>

They also [[Meditation|meditate]] over the water and resell it expensively.

==Exploitation of desperately sick people==
One technique, as uncovered by the [[BBC]],<ref>[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/3634742/The-great-Kabbalah-con-exposed.html The great Kabbalah con exposed]</ref><ref>[http://kabbalahcenter.blogspot.com/ Kabbalah Center Exposed] Tony Donnelly in more detail</ref> is to get a rich desperately sick person (in this case the patient really had [[cancer]]) and promise that paying vast sums of [[money]] will 
help ensure a cure
 help improve things anyway. An undercover reporter paid £860 for water to drink, more water to pour over his stomach, [[magic]] healing books in {{wpl|Aramaic||,}} unspecified healing tools, and a [[Shabbat]] meal.

==Madonna==
Madonna supposedly paid close to $10,000 to get this spiritually radiant water into the central heating system of her mansion.<ref>[http://www.theimproper.com/6313/more-madonna-weirdness-kabbalah-water-everywhere More Madonna Weirdness: Kabbalah Water Everywhere]</ref> She even thinks the mystical water can solve the [[radiation]] problem at [[Chernobyl]].<ref>[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article614373.ece Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure]</ref>

==Kabbalah Centre and Judaism==
The Kabbalah as practised by the Kabbalah Centre is not [[Judaism]] as regular Jews see it.<ref>[http://jewishvoiceandopinion.com/redstring.htm Red String and Kabbalah water &mdash; Jewish Voice and Opinion]</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150415053710/https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100915203043AAaFHGM How are judaism and kabbalah different? Through the whole mysticism area?] Another Jewish opinion showing how different The Kabbalah Centre is from Kabbalah as regular Jews practise it</ref>

==The Holocaust==
A spokesman for the London Kabbalah Centre sparked outrage among Jews by saying the Jews brought the [[Holocaust]] on themselves by not practising Kabbalah as the Centre says it should be practised. Jews who really study the Kabbalah dismiss the Kabbalah Centre as opportunistic and obscene.<ref>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4158287.stm</ref>

==See also==
*[[Charlatan]]
*[[H2Om]]
*[[Water woo]]

==External links==
*[http://vigilantcitizen.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=8929&start=210&sid=23d5819dd7b7f900e684340459518a7c&view=print The Kabbalah- The NWO's Satanic Bible] This suggests that The Kabbalah Center runs a destructive [[cult]]. (Warning &mdash; [[Webshites|kook site]].)

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Categories: Pseudoscience, Water woo, Quantum woo, Scams