John Kerry

[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|thumb|right|165px|top|John Kerry]]
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{{cquote|I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty.<ref>[https://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/convention2004/johnkerry2004dnc.htm John Kerry]</ref>|}}
{{cquote|We are asking Americans to think about that because how do you ask a man to be the last man to die in Vietnam? How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?<ref>[https://speakola.com/political/john-kerry-veterans-against-vietnam-war-testimony-1971 John Kerry: 'How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?' Vietnam Veterans Against the War testimony - 1971]</ref>|}}
'''John "Heinz" Kerry''' is a [[politician]] in the [[United States of America]], although he has since become more notable for his diplomatic work. He is the former Secretary of State under the [[Obama]] Administration.<ref>[https://www.brookings.edu/blog/order-from-chaos/2016/01/20/making-the-grade-assessing-john-kerrys-record-as-secretary-of-state/ Making the grade? Assessing John Kerry’s record as secretary of state], ''Brookings'', January 20, 2016</ref> From 1985 to 2013, he represented [[Massachusetts]] in the US [[Senate]] (from which he resigned to become Secretary of State)<ref>[https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/john_kerry/300060 Sen. John Kerry], ''GovTrack''</ref> and almost won an election to the presidency in [[2004 U.S. Presidential Election|2004]], against an incumbent during wartime.<ref>[https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2004-11-07-0411070381-story.html Kerry's fatal error: Edwards], ''Chicago Tribune'', November 7, 2004</ref> Which, as a C student in college, is a position he is eminently qualified for.<ref>[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4684384 Bush Beats Kerry by a Point, at Yale], ''NPR'', June 7, 2005</ref> He then served as the United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, an office created by President [[Joe Biden]].<ref>[https://www.economist.com/united-states/2021/02/20/how-will-john-kerry-fare-as-joe-bidens-climate-envoy How will John Kerry fare as Joe Biden’s climate envoy?], ''The Economist'', February 20, 2021</ref>

He is also ridiculously [[Fun:Freedom|French]].

In September 2007 an [[University of Florida Free Speech Incident|incident]] at the University of Florida caused a stir in the [[media]] and the [[Internet]] in which a student was forcibly removed and tasered at an event where Kerry was speaking.<ref>[https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna20835952 Student Tasered, arrested at Kerry forum]</ref>

Kerry famously piloted a boat up the Mekong River in [[Vietnam War|The 'Nam]] to locate one rogue colonel named Kurtz while jamming to "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" and dodging tigers and Playboy bunnies and the like while the whole crew was tripping on something.  A movie was eventually made about this with the names changed to protect the guilty.  He was also in [[Skull and Bones]] at Yale,<ref>[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/skull-and-bones/ Skull And Bones]</ref> which makes him ''very'' eminently qualified to be president, at least in the view of our [[New World Order|secret rulers]].

He was an early supporter of [[Barack Obama]],<ref>[https://www.politico.com/story/2008/01/kerry-endorses-obama-007830 Kerry endorses Obama]</ref> and many thought he would become the American Secretary of State. He did eventually replace [[Hillary Clinton]] in this role for Obama's second term, but during Obama's first term, he instead served as chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. In this role, he did do some diplomacy for the United States, such as when he convinced Hamid Karzai to hold a runoff election after accusations of fraud in the [[Afghanistan|Afghan]] election.<ref>[https://www.rferl.org/a/Karzai_Endorses_Runoff_In_Disputed_Afghan_Presidential_Election/1856442.html Karzai Endorses Runoff In Disputed Afghan Presidential Election]</ref>

==As Secretary of State==

On [[2012 apocalypse|December 21, 2012]], Obama officially stated that Kerry would succeed [[Hillary Rodham Clinton|Clinton]] as Secretary of State.<ref>[https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/blog/2012/12/21/president-obama-nominates-senator-john-kerry-serve-secretary-state President Obama Nominates Senator John Kerry to Serve as Secretary of State]</ref> He formally took office as Secretary of State on February 1, 2013.<ref>[https://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/john-kerry-nomination-clears-committee-086860 Kerry confirmed as secretary of State]</ref>

His record as Secretary of State was surprisingly consequential. In 2013, Kerry accidentally suggested that [[Bashar al-Assad]] could turn over his chemical weapons to ward off a military strike from the United States;<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/us-syria-chemical-weapons-attack-john-kerry John Kerry gives Syria week to hand over chemical weapons or face attack]</ref> [[Russia]] jumped at the advice and convinced Assad to do exactly that with Kerry stewarding the deal.<ref>[https://abcnews.go.com/International/syria-welcomed-russian-proposal-destroy-chemical-weapons/story?id=20198655 Syria 'Welcomed' Russian Proposal to Destroy Its Chemical Weapons]</ref> He helped spearhead the [[Iran]] Deal, which reduced Tehran's nuclear program and prevents them from building nuclear weapons in exchange for a loosening of sanctions on their economy.<ref>[https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/05/04/kerry-quietly-seeking-salvage-iran-deal-helped-craft/2fTkGON7xvaNbO0YbHECUL/story.html Kerry is quietly seeking to salvage Iran deal he helped craft]</ref> He presided over the [[Cuba]]n Thaw, which allowed America and Cuba to begin official diplomatic negotiations for the first time in over 50 years.<ref>[https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/u-s--cuba-relations/kerry-cuban-foreign-minister-laud-thawed-relations-n395216 Kerry and Cuban Foreign Minister Laud Thawed Relations]</ref> He pushed for the successful signing of the 2016 Paris Agreement, which set international standards for combating [[climate change]].<ref>[https://chinaus-icas.org/biden-administration-international-affairs-personnel-tracker/biden-personnel-tracker-diplomacy-and-foreign-policy/john-kerry-special-presidential-envoy-for-climate/ Biden Administration International Affairs Personnel Tracker]</ref> He also successfully negotiated a ceasefire with [[Russia]] over [[Syria]].<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/politics/syria-ceasefire-kerry-lavrov/index.html Kerry announces US-Russia deal on Syrian ceasefire]</ref>

==Flip-Flopper?==
[[File:NMAH-ET2017-12127-000001.jpg|165px|thumb|John Kerry Flip Flops]]
During the 2004 Presidential Election, the Bush-Cheney team did everything they could to portray Kerry as a "flip-flopper." This was not because Kerry was especially prone to flipping nor flopping, as Bush had planned to use this line of attack against any Democrat regardless of who wins the nomination as early as 2002.<ref>''Cracking The Code: How to Win Hearts, Change Minds, and Restore America's Original Vision'' by Thom Hartmann. Berrett-Koehler. 2007. ISBN 978-1-57675-458-0.</ref>{{rp|105}} Bush supporters even started buying and selling actual flip flops with positions Kerry had supposedly "flip-flopped" on.<ref>[https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/search/object/nmah_1278758 Flip flops, anti-John Kerry, 2004]</ref> It was "The Label That Sank Kerry" wrote William Schneider shortly before the election.<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2004/11/the-label-that-sank-kerry/377977/ The Label That Sank Kerry]</ref> (Never mind that Bush had contradicted himself at least just as often as Kerry,<ref>[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bushs-top-ten-flip-flops/ Bush's Top Ten Flip-Flops]</ref> that was ignored by all the partisans.)

Typically, these accusations would involve distorting important context or just downright lying about Kerry's positions. One particularly infamous example is Kerry's declaration “I actually did vote for the $87 billion [of Iraq War funding] before I voted against it,” which was later described as "poison to his 2004 campaign" by one commentator.<ref>[https://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/john-kerry-under-siege-106171 Kerry, under fire]</ref> When asked to explain it, Kerry clarified that he was in favor of funding the war through reducing tax cuts the Bush Administration had already put into place, but was against funding it through any other means.<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/30/kerry.comment/ Kerry discusses $87 billion comment]</ref> 

However, this was merely the tip of the iceberg, as on every issue, it seemed, the Bush team found some way to call Kerry a flip-flopper. [[Sean Hannity]] on 3/25/2004 summarized the Republican view of Kerry with the following comment:

{{quotebox|Here's a guy that supported gay marriage, now against it. Here's a guy that by my count has had six separate different unique positions on the war on Iraq. Here's a guy that voted for the eighty seven billion dollars to fund the war before voting against it. Here's a guy that was for the Patriot Act. Now against it. No Child Left Behind, for it, now against it. Here's a guy that supported--was against the death penalty for terrorists who kill Americans. Now he's for it.<ref name=Franken>''The Truth (With Jokes)'' by Al Franken (Dutton Books, 2005) ISBN 0-525-94906-2</ref>{{rp|88}}|}}

Even ignoring the already mentioned point about Kerry's vote for and then against the funding of the Iraq War, this is still filled with distortions:

*The reference to Kerry being in favor of same-sex marriage is most likely a reference to his vote against DOMA, even though he said in the speech he gave on the Senate floor regarding that bill "I am not for same-sex marriage."<ref name=Franken/>{{rp|89}} (Although, funnily enough, Kerry did come out in favor of same-sex marriage in 2011.<ref>[https://www.politico.com/story/2011/07/john-kerry-backs-gay-marriage-059643 John Kerry backs gay marriage]</ref>)
*On Iraq, Marc Sandalow of ''San Francisco Chronical'' looked over more then two hundred speeches and statements from Kerry and found he "has offered the same message ever since talk of attacking Iraq became a national conversation more than two years ago."<ref name=Franken/>{{rp|91}}
*Kerry never opposed the PATRIOT Act, although he didn't agree with all of it, he voted for it and then grew to dislike the abuses of power he felt Bush and John Ashcroft, his Attorney General, were using it to engage in.<ref name=Franken/>{{rp|93}} However, disliking the way one particular President and/or member of the Executive Branch takes advantage of a piece of legislation is not the same thing as opposing the legislation itself. In the same regard, one could oppose Clinton's bombing of the Balkans in 1999 (as Sean did, funnily enough<ref>''Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right'' by Al Franken, (Dutton Books, 2003) ISBN 0-525-94764-7</ref>{{rp|138}}) but not oppose the War Powers Resolution with gave President Clinton the power to do it.<ref>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/june99/dismiss09.htm Clinton's War Powers Upheld]</ref>
*Similar to the PATRIOT Act, Kerry's opposition to Bush's implementation of No Child Left Behind is being conflated with opposition to the policy itself. Kerry had supported the measure on the condition that Bush would--you know--actually fund it, which he didn't, and that's the part that Kerry opposed.<ref name=Franken/>{{rp|93}}
*Of these, the only actual contradiction Sean points out is Kerry's opposition to the death penalty for terrorists, which changed as a result of the attacks on 9/11.<ref name=Franken/>{{rp|94}}

==Swiftboating==
In 2004, an organization called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was formed in order to oppose the Presidential Campaign of John Kerry, with them claiming Kerry had not been honest during his time in Vietnam or had done something to enable to enemies of the United States.<ref>[https://www.encyclopedia.com/marketing/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/swift-boat-veterans-truth Swift Boat Veterans For Truth]</ref> However, for a group that claimed Kerry was not honest about his actions, it should be unsurprising that they themselves were the lying ones. Many of these men did not serve at the same time or place that Kerry did,<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/us/politics/30swift.html Veterans Long to Reclaim the Name ‘Swift Boat’]</ref> and of veterans who did serve with Kerry only one actually joined the group.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20040312040259/http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,599034,00.html The Tenth Brother]</ref> Meanwhile, those who were actually with Kerry at the time constantly called these accusations nothing short of nonsense.<ref>[https://archive.boston.com/news/politics/president/kerry/articles/2004/08/20/kerry_comrades_have_credibility_on_their_side/ Kerry comrades have credibility on their side]</ref>

==Jeffrey Epstein==
Kerry was listed in sex trafficker [[Jeffrey Epstein]]'s "black book" of contacts,<ref>[https://epsteinsblackbook.com/all-names 1971 names] ''The Digital Epstein's Little Black Book''.</ref> though nothing incriminating is known about Kerry's connection as of November 2025.

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