Louie Gohmert

{{bronze}}[[File:Gohmert CPD 109 G000552.jpg|thumb|right|165px|Gohmert's heavily-Photoshopped official portrait.]]{{uspolitics}}{{cquote|People have said to me, ‘Stephen you gotta understand, you don’t even know your history. You’re dumb. You’re dense. You’re a mental midget with the [[IQ]] of a butter dish whose mind is a [[black hole]] that sucks all surrounding thought into it in an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen I’m surprised you can even dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I have never met, and I hope to never meet again, a man so pervasively astoundingly unyieldingly ignorant.’ To which I say, 'well then you haven’t met Louie Gohmert.'|||[[Stephen Colbert]]<ref>[https://crooksandliars.com/2014/10/colbert-takes-apart-history-buff-louie Colbert Takes Apart 'History Buff' Louie Gohmert For Remarks About Gay Massage In The Military.] crooksandliars.com, 27 October 2014.</ref>}}

'''Louis Buller "Louie" Gohmert, Jr.''' {{lived|1953}} is a former [[Republican]] [[Representative]] from [[Fun:Texas|Texas]]' 1st district (first elected in 2004, retired 2023) and is an accomplished idiot, who justifiably earned his reputation as "'''the dumbest guy in Congress'''" and "'''Congressman COVID'''" while he was in office.<ref>[https://www.huffpost.com/entry/louie-gohmert-texas-sat-education-department-dumbest_n_60a6da72e4b0d56a83e7705f "GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Concedes People Think He’s The ‘Dumbest Guy In Congress’"] by Mary Papenfuss, Huffington Post, 2021 May 20</ref><ref>https://www.newsweek.com/republican-leader-kevin-mccarthy-accidentally-calls-louie-gohmert-congressman-covid-1521640?amp=1</ref> He continues Texas' long, well-deserved reputation of electing eminently stupid people to federal office. He survived by hewing as [[far right]] as he can go in an already right-wing state, including jumping on the [[birther]] train in 2009<ref>Mary Ann Akers. "[http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2009/07/_health_care_reform_may.html Birthers, the Few, the Proud, Riling Capitol Hill]." The Sleuth, ''The Washington Post''. 2009 July 30.</ref> and the [[Tea Party]] movement in 2010.<ref>{{refquote|Gohmert is a tea party kind of guy. A staple of their rallies, he voted against every stimulus and bailout proposal brought to the House floor when the economy was in a tailspin, making him a fiscal conservative rock star in tea partiers' eyes.}} —Stephanie Mencimer. "[http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2010/12/louie-gohmert-tea-party-republican-study-committee Rep. Louie "Terror Babies" Gohmert: Tea Party Pick for House Leadership]." ''Mother Jones''. 2010 December 8.</ref> Despite getting elected year after year, as a Representative, nothing he said accomplished anything beyond wasting time, his proposed bills went nowhere, and his role on every House committee was a big dumb waste of space. Thankfully, this no longer the case, as he desired to run for Attorney General in Texas, and didn't run for another term in the House. His dreams came crashing down after coming dead last in the Republican primaries, eliminating him from the nomination.<ref>[https://www.marshallnewsmessenger.com/election_2020/after-election-loss-u-s-rep-louie-gohmert-wont-endorse-another-candidate/article_5200450c-aec5-50d1-a8fe-43ab2043b330.html After election loss, U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert won't endorse another candidate] by Jo Lee Ferguson, March 4, 2022, ''The Marshall News Messenger''</ref>

However, he's tolerated by the [[Tea Party]] movement<ref>At least, enough to not lose or be frozen out of the political process.</ref> because he's a reliable supporter of whatever their political position ''du jour'' is, including opposing [[Obamacare]],<ref>Sara Kenigsberg. "[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/27/obamacare-socialism-louie-gohmert-steve-king_n_1383973.html Obamacare Is Socialism: Reps. Louie Gohmert, Steve King Attack ]." ''Huffington Post''. 2012 March 27.</ref> taxes,<ref>Jed Babbin. "[http://www.humanevents.com/2008/12/01/pay-no-tax-for-two-months/ Pay No Tax for Two Months?]" ''Human Events''. 2008 December 1.</ref><ref name=taxjesus>Pat Garofalo. "[http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2009/12/03/72177/gohmert-jesus-tax/ Gohmert opposes estate tax extension because 'Jesus never advocated the government go steal.']" ''Think Progress''. 2009 December 3.</ref> [[gun control]],<ref name=gunbeast>Michael Allen. "[http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/rep-louis-gohmert-compares-gun-control-bestiality-audio Rep. Louis Gohmert Compares Gun Control to Bestiality (Audio)]." ''Opposing Views''. 2013 April 2.</ref> the repeal of [[Don't Ask Don't Tell]],<ref name=dadt>Nick Wing. "[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/16/louie-gohmert-dont-ask-dont-tell_n_797552.html Rep. Louie Gohmert: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Threatens American 'Existence' (VIDEO)]." ''Huffington Post''. 2011 May 25.</ref> and the American Jobs Act stimulus bill.<ref name=jobs>Marie Diamond. "[http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/10/05/336031/rep-gohmert-calls-obamas-jobs-plan-an-assault-on-marriage-that-encourages-divorce/ Rep. Gohmert Calls Obama’s Jobs Plan An Assault On Marriage That Encourages Divorce]." ''Think Progress''. 2011 October 5.</ref>

What makes Gohmert remarkable isn't his run-of-the-mill Tea Party positions, but rather, that he defends them with [[Not even wrong|alarmist non-sequiturs]]: [[Tax denial|Jesus hates taxes]]!<ref name=taxjesus/> [[Gun control]] will lead to [[bestiality]]!<ref name="gunbeast"/> The American Jobs Act is an attack on marriage!<ref name="jobs"/> Obama talking to BP about the 2010 oil spill is [[Godwin's Law|just like Hitler]]!<ref>Matt Finkelstein. "[http://politicalcorrection.org/blog/201006230003 Rep. Gohmert Touts Column Comparing Obama To Hitler Over Handling Of BP]." ''Political Correction''. Media Matters. 2010 June 23.</ref> Foreign aid to [[China]] will lead them to sell us food with cats and dogs in it!<ref>[http://www.c-spanvideo.org/videoLibrary/clip.php?appid=595202857 Louis Gohmert on the Great Cats and Rare Canids Act of 2009]. C-SPAN. 2009 April 21.</ref> Oil pipelines are good for wildlife!<ref>Emily Heil. "[http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/post/louie-gohmert-best-caribou-wingman-ever/2012/02/07/gIQAIj2dwQ_blog.html Louie Gohmert: Best caribou wingman ever]." In the Loop, ''Washington Post''. 2012 February 7.</ref> [[Necrophilia#Wingnuttery|Hate crimes legislation leads to necrophilia!]]<ref>Lee Fang. "[http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2009/10/07/63289/gohmert-hate-crime/ Rep. Louie Gohmert: Hate crimes bill will lead to Nazism, legalization of necrophilia, pedophilia, and bestiality.]" ''ThinkProgress''. 2009 October 7.</ref> Etc. Etc.

==Why?==
Believe it or not, Gohmert used to be a judge. In 2004, he defeated the four-term incumbent, Max Sandlin, in an electoral wipeout—thanks to the new Texas [[Gerrymandering|redistricting]] laws. Gohmert's only comeback for each question in the debate was ''Well my opponent likes JOHN KERRY... I mean, ha ha ha''. He was a douchebag even then.

==Loopy Louie==
[[File:George W. Bush with Louie Gohmert.png|thumb|right|165px|Gohmert with President Bush in 2009. Texas really didn't send its best.]]
===Terror babies===
Gohmert frequently makes what are almost certainly off-the-cuff (albeit dumb) remarks, and when called on them, defends them to the death rather than admit he was wrong.

The best example of this is the "terror babies." Gohmert repeatedly claimed that [[terrorists]] were impregnating women, sending them to the US, waiting for the babies to be born as "[[anchor baby|anchor babies]]," flying them back to wherever they came from, waiting twenty to thirty years so the babies can grow up and be trained as terrorists, and then sending them back to the US where they can gain easy entry to blow up the country. He first introduced this idea in a speech on the House floor in 2010.

In response, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper interviewed an FBI official on his show to debunk the terror babies claim (Gohmert asserted that the [[FBI]] had reported terror baby incidents). Gohmert then appeared on Cooper's show and refused to provide any evidence of terror babies.<ref>Eric Kleefeld. "[https://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/anderson-cooper-grills-shouting-goper-louie-gohmert-on-terror-babies-conspiracy-video Anderson Cooper Grills Shouting GOPer Louie Gohmert On 'Terror Babies' Conspiracy (VIDEO)]." ''Talking Points Memo''. 2010 August 13.</ref> [[Xenophobic]] [[think tank]] Center for Immigration Studies attempted to back him up with a report on terror babies, but provided no evidence except for some statistics on illegal [[immigration]] and [[Conspiracy theory|conspiratorial insinuations]].<ref>Adam Serwer. "[http://prospect.org/article/terror-babies-go-legit Terror Babies Go Legit]." ''The American Prospect''. 2011 March 16.</ref>

===Xenophobia, but even dumber===
In a speech delivered to a Longview Chamber of Commerce in Texas, Gohmert voiced his fears that "Radical Islamists" were infiltrating the United States by impersonating [[Latino]]s.<ref>David Edwards."[https://www.rawstory.com/2013/08/gohmert-radical-islamists-taking-spanish-lessons-because-we-dont-fear-hispanics/ Gohmert: ‘Radical Islamists’ taking Spanish lessons ‘because we don’t fear Hispanics’]", ''The Raw Story'', Friday, August 9, 2013 9:31 EDT</ref>

Not content to simply insult millions of marginalized people of a darker hue than he, Gohmert also suggested that the very respectable, very white senior Senator from Arizona [[John McCain]] was a terrorist.<ref>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/10/11/louie-gohmert-attacks-john-mccain-for-being-pro-al-qaeda.html</ref>

===Antisemitism===
[[Non sequitur|Apropos of nothing]], Gohmert made the following completely false accusations during a [[Fox]] Business Network interview, "[[George Soros]] is supposed to be [[Jewish]], but you wouldn't know it from the damage he's inflicted on [[Israel]], and the fact that he turned on fellow Jews and helped take the property that they owned. It's the same kind of thing." Gohmert's office doubled down on this {{wpl|slander}} by subsequently releasing this false statement, "Soros himself admitted in a 60 Minutes interview with Steve Kroft on December 20, 1998, that he had no regrets whatsoever about assisting the Nazis in confiscating property from the Jewish people during the Holocaust. That is a fact."<ref>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/rep-louie-gohmert-falsely-says-george-soros-helped-take-property-from-fellow-jews/2018/12/06/05beded2-f979-11e8-863c-9e2f864d47e7_story.html Rep. Louie Gohmert falsely says George Soros helped take property from fellow Jews] by Felicia Sonmez (December 6 at 6:04 PM) ''The Washington Post''.</ref>

===On same-sex marriage and LGBTQIA+ rights===
Gohmert links [[marriage equality]] to bestiality and [[polygamy]], [[gay]] [[Boy Scouts]] to [[pedophilia]], and [[Hate crime|hate-crimes]] laws to the end of [[Freedom of religion|religious freedom]].<ref>http://www.advocate.com/politics/2013/12/13/phobie-awards-13-worst-people-year?page=0,10 </ref> He has also repeatedly said some [[transphobia|transphobic]] statements, such as believing to opposing transgender rights to support veterans.<ref>https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/louie-gohmert-oppose-transgender-rights-to-save-veterans-lives/</ref>

===Anti-vaccine quackery===
He takes a different line of insanity on the issue than fellow 
weirdos
 travelers like [[Jenny McCarthy]] or [[Michele Bachmann]]; he's opposed to them because [[liberal]] [[Elitism|elites]] are culling the Earth's human population through their use in order to preserve natural resources, not because of any false safety concerns drummed up by [[Vaccine hysteria|anti-vax]] shills.<ref>[http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/27/gohmert-scary-that-liberal-elites-would-use-vaccines-for-culling-the-population-of-humans/ Gohmert: ‘Scary’ that liberal elites would use vaccines for ‘culling the population’ of humans,] The Raw Story</ref>

===On school shootings===
[[File:Louie Gohmert and Ben Shapiro.jpg|thumb|right|265px|Louie and [[Ben Shapiro|Benny]].]]
According to Louie Gohmert, the principal of [[Sandy Hook massacre|Sandy Hook]] should have "had an [[Fun:Weapon of gun|M4]] in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out …and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids."<ref>[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/16/louie-gohmert-guns_n_2311379.html Louie Gohmert Says More Guns Are Answer To Preventing Mass Killings]</ref>

===Getting an F in US history===
Gohmert 
disingenuously
 welcomed the probe into Russian hackers trying to help out the electoral chances of [[Donald Trump]] in 2016, but for an odd reason: so that it would also shed light on similar Soviet intervention in the elections of [[Harry S. Truman]], [[John F. Kennedy]], and [[Jimmy Carter]].<ref>[https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22321720/louie-gohmert-russians-elect-democrats-theory Charles P. Pierce, "Let's Take a Dive Down the Wingnut Rabbit Hole", Esquire.com, July 18th, 2018]</ref> Like the other singularly odd statements he's made on a regular basis in the past, he was apparently quite serious.

Gohmert wastes the legislature's time with frivolous political stunts. In 2020, just after the House approved a measure to remove statues of [[Confederate States of America|Confederate]] soldiers and [[slavery|slaveholders]] from the US Capitol, he introduced a bill to ban the [[Democratic Party]] and any other groups that historically supported the Confederacy or slavery in the United States. This ignorant and reductive legislation was co-sponsored by fellow Republican [[wingnut]]s Andy Biggs (R-[[Arizona]]), Jody Hice (R-[[Georgia]]), Andy Harris (R-[[Maryland]]) and Randy Weber (R-[[Texas]]).<ref>Daniel Villarreal, [https://www.newsweek.com/gop-rep-introduced-bill-ban-democratic-party-past-support-slavery-1520152 GOP Rep Introduced Bill to Ban Democratic Party for Past Support of Slavery]. Newsweek, 23 July 2020.</ref>

===The word "stupid" might not be strong enough, here===
{{cquote|I think the biggest blockbuster out of (Trump's) press conference with Putin was Putin disclosing that they have evidence that the U.S. intelligence community provided over $400 million to Hillary Clinton for her campaign.|||Louie Gohmert on [[CBN]]<ref>[http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/louie-gohmert-makes-a-hash-of-putins-whopper-about-hillary-clinton/ Louie Gohmert Makes a Hash of Putin’s Whopper About Hillary Clinton, Adele M. Stan, Right Wing Watch, July 19th 2018]</ref>}}

According to Gohmert, our good buddies in [[Russia]] have “solid evidence that some intelligence officers accompanied and guided these transactions.” The only problem with that assertion is that it's based solely on the word of his fellow bald colleague, Russian President [[Vladimir Putin]].<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/07/putins-big-tell/565460/ Natasha Bertrand, "Putin’s Big Tell?", The Atlantic, July 18th, 2018]</ref> But he would <i>never</i> lie to anyone for political gain, right?

===Climate change===
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{{cquote|"Is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate.".|||Louie Gohmert, during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing in June 2021<ref>[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gohmert-moon-climate-change/ "Did Rep. Gohmert Suggest Changing the Moon’s Orbit To Fight Climate Change?"] by Bethania Palma, Snopes, 2021 June 10</ref>}}

Gohmert has the obvious solution to climate change that those pesky climate scientists couldn't come up with: change the orbits of Earth and Earth's moon! To accomplish this, he enlisted... {{wpl|Smokey Bear}} and [[Cliven Bundy]]'s arch-nemesis?

===COVID-19===
{{cquote|And lastly, don’t be stupid and become the news story of the day.|||Rodney Davis (R-Illinois), commenting on office safety at the US Capitol after Louie Gohmert tested positive for COVID-19<ref>Anna Palmer, [https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/30/capitol-hill-angry-gohmert-coronavirus-388230 The congressional underclass erupts in fury after Gohmert gets Covid-19]. Politico, 30 July 2020.</ref>}}

Gohmert refused to wear a mask on Capitol Hill during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic and reportedly told [[CNN]] in June, “[I]f I get it, you’ll never see me without a mask.” He tested positive for [[COVID-19]] on July 29, 2020, a day after he appeared before the House Oversight Committee without wearing a mask.<ref>[https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/louis-gohmert-who-refused-to-wear-a-mask-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-386076 Louie Gohmert, who refused to wear a mask, tests positive for coronavirus, Jake Sherman, Politico, July 29th 2020]</ref>

===Dumb and dumber===
{{cquote|There is zero chance that future generations will remember this as anything other than an idiotic and unpatriotic gambit.|||Jonah Goldberg, Boston Herald<ref>Jonah Goldberg, [https://archive.is/HzvAx Lawsuit puts some GOP lawmakers on dumb side of history.] Archived from the original at the Boston Herald, 1 January 2021.</ref>}}
In December 2020, Gohmert initiated a last ditch lawsuit targeting Vice President [[Mike Pence]] that alleged without any evidence that multiple states illegally changed their voting rules in the [[2020 U.S. presidential election]], and because of this, [[Joe Biden]]'s election should be overturned. The lawsuit assumed that the Vice President can determine who won an election regardless of the result. Predictably, this laughable lawsuit was quickly dismissed by a federal judge.<ref>Dan Berman, [https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/01/politics/gohmert-pence-electoral-college-lawsuit-thrown-out/index.html Federal judge throws out Gohmert lawsuit asking Pence to interfere in Electoral College count]. CNN, 1 January 2021.</ref><ref>Matthew S. Schwartz and Barbara Campbell, [https://text.npr.org/952728493 Judge Rejects Last-Minute Claim That Pence Can Ignore States' Presidential Electors]. NPR, 1 January 2021.</ref>

===QAnon and the Capitol riot===
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Gohmert spoke at a major QAnon conference in Dallas in May 2021, Texas where he downplayed the 2021 Capitol riot, and promoted Trump's fraudulent claim that he had won the 2020 election.<ref name=relman>[https://www.businessinsider.com/gop-rep-louie-gohmert-minimized-jan-6-riot-at-major-qanon-conference-2021-5 Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert downplayed the Capitol riot at a major QAnon conference and posed for photos with a conspiracy theorist influencer] by Eliza Relman (May 31, 2021, 6:01 PM) ''Business Insider''.</ref> As if Gohmert could actually be ashamed of this level of stupid, a member of Gohmert's staff falsely claimed that Gohmert had not attended the event.<ref name=relman/>

Gohmert sought a Presidential pardon in the waning days of the Trump administrations, which was not granted. As Representative Adam Kinzinger of the January 6 Committee stated, "The only reason I know to ask for a pardon is because you think you've committed a crime."<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2022/06/23/1106700800/jan-6-committee-hearing-transcript Here's every word from the fifth Jan. 6 committee hearing on its investigation] (June 23, 2022 7:31 PM ET) ''NPR''.</ref>

==The stupid goes overseas==
He went to [[Egypt]] in September 2013 as part of a Congressional package deal including the likes of [[Michele Bachmann]] and Steve King in order to laud the military government for its [[Junta|overthrow]] of Mohamed Morsi. He wasn't responsible for implying that the [[Muslim Brotherhood]] was responsible for [[9/11]] (that was Bachmann), but he did make the singularly weird comparison of General Abdel Fatah el-Sissi to [[George Washington]].<ref>[http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/08/bachmann-gohmert-and-kings-surreal-egyptian-presser-blames-muslim-brotherhood-for-911/ Bachmann, Gohmert and King’s surreal Egyptian presser blames Muslim Brotherhood for 9/11,] The Raw Story</ref>

==See also==
*[[Fourteenth Amendment]]

==External links==
*[https://www.cc.com/video/jqly5x/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-jon-stewart-anderson-cooper-look-at-gaping-holes-security Terror Babies] on ''The Daily Show''.

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