David Dees

[[File:David Dees.jpg|thumb|right|165px|Dees' real appearence.]]{{conspiracynav|1}}
'''David Eugene "The Jews Moved My Shoes" "Dees Nuts" Dees''' {{lived|1957|2020}}<ref>[https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/medford-or/david-dees-9206135 David Eugene Dees]</ref> was a former Sesame Street illustrator turned [[Conspiracy_theory|conspiracy theorist]], political cartoonist, and purveyor of utter, yet fascinatingly glorious madness. His work is essentially an [[Antisemitism|anti-Semitic]] version of [[Whale.to|John Scudamore]] held together by the wonders of Adobe Photoshop.

==Beliefs==
[[File:Donald_Trump_holding_a_print_derived_from_David_Dees_artwork.jpg#file|thumb|left|[[Donald Trump]] holding a print derived from David Dees' artwork. Notice the differences between the two because Trump is totally totally not anti-semitic.]] Dees believed in all the conspiracies.

No, seriously. [[Crank magnetism|''All'' of them.]] His cartoons featured every possible conspiracy theory and in every possible combination. You want a picture of [[Obama]] [[Antichrist|wearing a crown of thorns]] and smiling weirdly as he emerges from an egg labeled "[[One_world_government|Fascist World Government]]" perched atop a pile of [[Gold_standard_(economics)|gold coins]], while a herd of [[Sheeple|sheep]] in the background hold up signs reading "O Baaa Ma!"?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Hatch.jpg Seriously, ]</ref> How about [[Satan]] holding a flaming [[Earth]] near a tree with the face from the [[Shroud of Turin]] at a [[Bohemian Grove]] meeting attended by [[Bill Clinton]], [[George W. Bush]], [[Vladimir Putin]], and [[Bigfoot]]?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Grove.jpg these]</ref> A mother with robot legs and a gas mask offering a pie (from which double-helixes float upwards) to her son (the top of whose head has been replaced with an apple labeled "[[Genetically_modified_food|GMO]]") and daughter (whose head is a potato for some reason), with [[chemtrails]] visible through a large window?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Inside-Volume-2-Gallery-Image-6.jpg are]</ref> The [[Rothschild_family|Rothschilds]], Rockefellers, and [[Freemason|Freemasons]] using [[HAARP]] to create a fake [[water]] shortage in [[California]] as part of [[Agenda 21]]?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/drought-2.jpg all]</ref> A warehouse with an [[Illuminati]]-esque eye in a [[pyramid]] staring down at a skeleton in a labcoat labeled "[[CDC]]", while said skeleton stirs a giant vat labeled with the [[UN]] logo and the word "[[Anti-vaccination movement|VACCINE]]" into which pipes labeled "Live [[Ebola]] [[Virus]]", "[[Monosodium glutamate|Monosodium Glutamate]]" and "Squalene Adjuvents" are emptying?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Mix-3.jpg real.]</ref>

If so, Dees had your back.

==Previous work==
[[File:david_dees.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Not an exaggeration. This is an actual serious work by Dees, from DDees.com.]]
According to Gawker,<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://internet.gawker.com/how-a-sesame-street-illustrator-became-the-truther-scen-1717488190 Gawker - "How a Sesame Street Illustrator Became the Truther Scene's Golden Boy"]</ref> Dees was a perfectly normal freelance illustrator for ''Sesame Street Magazine'' until he encountered the [[9/11|9/11 truther movement]], after which he vanished down the rabbit hole for a brief period before coming up smelling strongly of carrot wine,<ref group=note>Which, apparently, is an actual type of wine.</ref> belching loudly, and disappearing again. His newfound discovery that [[International_Jewish_conspiracy|DA JOOZ]] were behind everything from 9/11 to his shoes being moved<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/jOYx1xA.jpg Again, this is real.]</ref> did not exactly go over well with the folks at the magazine. Dees eventually confronted his "zionist jew" boss about his discoveries and soon after found himself mysteriously{{nofact}} unemployed.
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==Other==
He was exactly as much of a [[Ron Paul]] supporter<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Audit.jpg It's almost like this guy thought Jews control the money or something!]</ref> as you would expect him to be. He also supported Trump for a while, but ended up flip-flopping on good ol' Donnie "No-Wall" Trump, with many of his later comics portraying him as a Zionist ally. {{cn}}

==See also==
*[[Whale.to]]
*[[Educate-yourself.org]]
*[[Biblioteca Pleyades]]
*[[David J. Stewart]]

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20170420135820/http://ddees.com/ The Art of David Dees] (home page)
*[http://archive.ph/mV4At When Mossad aren't rearranging Dave's shoes, they're moving his bicycle, (and implanting a mind-control device into his nose)]
*Apparently David believes [[Flat_Earth|the Earth is flat]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20170816084343if_/http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Balloon.jpg he's got the pictures to prove it]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/Dees_Nuts/ A subreddit that mocks him and related works]

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