Ireland

[[File:Republic of Ireland - Location Map (2013) - IRL - UNOCHA.svg|right|thumb|200px|The only place in the world where 26+6=1.]]
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{{cquote|We are a small nation. Our military strength in proportion to the mighty armaments of modern nations can never be considerable. Our strength as a nation will depend upon our economic freedom, and upon our moral and intellectual force. In these we can become a shining light in the world.|||Michael Collins, Irish revolution leader and later Minister for Finance.<ref>[http://www.generalmichaelcollins.com/on-line-books/the-path-to-freedom-index/chapter-7-distinctive-culture/ ''The Path to Freedom'': Chapter 7] by Michael Collins (1996) Collins 22 Society.</ref>}}

'''Ireland''' (Irish: '''''Éire''''', pronounced “air-uh”), also known as the '''Republic of Ireland''' (''Poblacht na hÉireann''), is a country in north-western [[Europe]] located on the island of Ireland. It shares its only land border with [[Northern Ireland]], a constituent country of the [[United Kingdom]]. Ireland is known for the incredible beauty of its landscape and ancient architecture, but it is unfortunately also known for violent historical political and religious disputes, as well as its prolonged occupation at the hands of the [[England|English]] and later [[Great Britain|Great British]] Crown. Ireland has no official [[state religion]], and its [[constitution]] guarantees [[Freedom of religion|religious freedom]].<ref name="irereg">[https://culturalatlas.sbs.com.au/irish-culture/irish-culture-religion Irish Culture: Religion]. ''Cultural Atlas.''</ref> Nonetheless, 78.3% of the Irish population identify with [[Catholicism]], while 1.3% identify as [[Muslim]] and 9.8% do not identify with any [[religion]].<ref name="irereg"/> The overwhelming Catholic majority in Ireland has not prevented the country from adopting a fairly [[progressive]] social environment, as [[abortion]] was legalized in a 2018 referendum with overwhelming public support (though access can still be difficult),<ref name="cnnabort">[https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/europe/ireland-abortion-referendum-5-years-intl-cmd/index.html Five years after Ireland’s historic abortion referendum, access to care is still ‘patchy’]. ''CNN.''</ref> and [[same sex marriage]] was legalized in a 2015 referendum.<ref name="irelgbt">[https://gjia.georgetown.edu/2020/01/15/same-sex-marriage-and-the-liberal-transformation-of-ireland/ Same-Sex Marriage and the Liberal Transformation of Ireland]. ''Georgetown University.''</ref> Ireland, in other words, tends to have its shit together. For the most part. These days.

Ireland's ancient Gaelic civilization began conversion to [[Christianity]] in the 6th Century and came under repeated attacks by [[Viking]] raiders during the [[Middle Ages]]. While Viking incursions were fairly limited, the English were a far greater threat. After the Norman conquest of [[England]] in 1066, the English began a gradual back-and-forth series of attempts to [[Colonialism|occupy]] Ireland. These [[war]]s were costly for the English, and they didn't succeed until 1603. England's attempts to culturally assimilate the Gaelic Irish and spread the new [[Protestant]] faith among them became the impetus for centuries more of war and resistance. Ireland was, in effect, England's first colony. Under English occupation, political power in Ireland was centralized under a Protestant elite class, with [[Feudalism|political rights only being granted if one were to take an oath acknowledging the English king as supreme]] in all matters temporal and religious. As you can imagine, the Irish people didn't like this arrangement very much. 

In 1801, Ireland itself was abolished under the Acts of Union and folded into the [[United Kingdom]] of Great Britain and Ireland. Catholics finally won equal rights in 1829, but the Great Famine hit in 1845, making matters even worse. Amid inaction from the British government, over a million Irish people starved to death, and over a million more fled the island as refugees, with most of them ending up in the [[United States]]. Irish resistance finally peaked during [[World War I]], after a pre-war Home Rule Act was put aside to focus on the fighting. The unsuccessful 1916 Easter Rising saw Irish rebel leaders put to death, which proved to be the last straw for the Irish people. A war of independence soon followed, and Ireland successfully broke away from the United Kingdom in 1922.{{cn}}

The bad shit wasn't over, though. Under the treaty allowing Ireland to break free, the 6 northernmost counties of Ireland would remain with the United Kingdom as Northern Ireland due to the larger Protestant population there. The Irish Free State, existing as a Dominion under the [[British Empire]], would only consist of 26 counties, not the entire island. Outraged by this concession, "anti-treaty" forces revolted, beginning the Irish Civil War. This lasted for almost a year, and the bitter divisions remained in Irish society long after the "pro-treaty" faction prevailed. Ireland's three main political parties are all descended from these wartime factions. {{cn}}

In 1937, Ireland adopted a new constitution, and in 1948, it became a [[Republic]] free of the British Crown; the following decades were spent resolving internal affairs. During the 1980s and 1990s, Ireland began cooperation with the United Kingdom in order to help resolve [[The Troubles]], a bloody sectarian conflict which had erupted in Northern Ireland between Catholics and Protestants. In 1998, Ireland and Northern Ireland signed the Good Friday Agreement, creating shared institutions and reforming their governments in order to convince the sectarian factions to stop goddamn killing each other. So far, it's working pretty well. Unfortunately, [[Brexit]] has cast some parts of it into question.{{cn}}

It is one of the richest countries in the world, having a [[GDP]] PC PPP greater than the UK. The parliament has two houses, the Dáil (lower house) and the Seanad (the fact it has been relocated to the Irish National History museum says it all); everybody else in Dublin lives in apartments (if they can afford the skyrocketing rent). The country is led by the ''Taoiseach'' (Prime Minister, roughly pronounced "TEE-shuck”) and the ''Tánaiste'' (Deputy Prime Minister, roughly pronounced "TAW-nish-tuh").{{cn}}

==History==
[[File:Newgrange.JPG|thumb|right|275px|Newgrange, an ancient tomb built around 3200 BCE{{cn}}]]
{{cquote|But there is one thing that the people of Ireland know how to do and that is to survive. You have to keep your faith and stay optimistic.|||Pierce Brosnan, Irish actor and producer.<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/entertainment/pierce-brosnan-talks-about-his-deep-catholic-faith-118983269-237736371 Pierce Brosnan talks about his deep Catholic faith]. ''Irish Central.''</ref>}}
===Gaelic Ireland===
Due to the Midlandian [[Ice Age]] leaving the island of Ireland uninhabitable until about 15,000 BCE, the first humans to live in Ireland didn't arrive until a whopping 40,000 years after people had begun living in [[Australia]].<ref name="ancire">[https://www.worldhistory.org/ireland/ Ancient Ireland]. ''World History Encyclopedia.''</ref> At some point between 600 and 150 BCE, Celts arrived from continental Europe in large numbers to subjugate the existing hunter-gatherers in Ireland and establish their own civilization.<ref name="gaeli">[https://www.discoveringireland.com/early-gaelic-ireland-and-medieval-ireland/ Early Gaelic Ireland and Medieval Ireland]. ''Discovering Ireland.''</ref> (This will be a recurring theme.) These Celts, known today as the Gaels, organized themselves into ''tuatha'', or petty kingdoms.<ref name="gaeli"/> About 150 of them existed, so don't even bother trying to list all of them, because we sure as hell won't do it here.

Ireland's isolated position away from Europe ensured that it remained largely untouched throughout the ancient period. While the [[Roman Empire]] conquered Great Britain and transformed it by establishing roads and towns, it never went further and conquered Ireland (which the Romans referred to as "Hibernia").<ref name="gaeli"/> Like other Celtic regions such as Gaul and Britannia, Gaelic Ireland was at this point a [[pagan]] realm following a set of traditions that modern [[historians]] usually call [[Druid]]ism. Irish paganism was fairly distinct from the rest of the Druidic world due to its isolation, but Irish druids were also considered a learned class with [[supernatural]] abilities, including the power to induce insanity in a victim.<ref>[https://www.libraryireland.com/SocialHistoryAncientIreland/II-V-1.php Irish Druids]. From ''A Smaller Social History of Ancient Ireland'', 1906.</ref> Irish paganism also featured a belief in [[Fun:Fairies|faeries]], and druids were meant to be intermediaries between the world of men and the world of the fae. Ancient Gaelic Ireland was predominantly illiterate,{{cn}} so their culture and history was passed down through the generations by druids.

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File:Knowth02.jpg|Knowth, a Neolithic passage tomb near Drogheda.
File:Bronze Age bracelet from Castlederg.jpg|A Late Bronze Age bracelet.
File:Paulnabrone.jpg|Poll na Brón, a large Neolithic portal tomb.
File:Dun Eoghanachta 2.JPG|Dún Aonghasa hillfort, built ~500 BCE
File:Bog-body Clonycavan-Man.jpg|The Clonycavan Man, died 392 –201 BCE. Found (mostly) preserved in a bog.
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===Medieval Ireland===
[[File:Hill of Slane St Patrick.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A statue of Saint Patrick at the Hill of Slane.]]
====The early Christian period====
How the Gaelic Irish converted to Christianity is a fairly murky tale, as most historiography tends to focus on the role [[Saint Patrick]] played, to the detriment of understanding the broader cultural and religious changes happening around him.<ref>[https://www.asnc.cam.ac.uk/conversion/logos/Flechner_Conversion_Ireland.pdf Conversion to Christianity in Early Medieval Ireland]. by Roy Flechner</ref> Saint Patrick, born in Roman Britain, came to Ireland involuntarily, as he had been captured and sold there as a [[slave]].<ref name="stpat">[https://www.yourirish.com/history/christianity/st-patrick St Patrick – Patron Saint of Ireland]. ''Your Irish Culture.''</ref> He believed his captivity was a punishment from [[God]] for being insufficiently pious, so he escaped and came back sometime around 430 CE as a missionary to spread the Catholic faith.<ref name="stpat"/> Patrick successfully converted some Irish petty kings and traveled the island with his followers to build churches and schools.<ref name="stpat"/> Patrick's autobiography, ''Confession'', is the earliest known Irish historical document.<ref>MacAmnaidh, S. 2013. ''Irish History.'' Parragon Books Ltd. ISBN|978-1-4723-2723-9</ref> Apart from ''Confession'', however, there is unfortunately not much evidence directly linking Patrick with these accomplishments, and Patrick is more of a mythic figure than a historical one. Like we said, this period is pretty ambiguous. History is annoying sometimes.

While Patrick tended to focus on preaching to [[king]]s and druids, another Irish saint, [[Saint Brigid]], became an abbess in Kildare around 450 CE and preached to the commoner class.<ref>[https://www.medievalists.net/2012/03/the-conversion-to-christianity-in-medieval-ireland-st-patrick-vs-st-bridget/ The Conversion to Christianity in Medieval Ireland: St. Patrick vs. St. Bridget]. ''Medievalists.''</ref> From this period, a large portion of the Irish population quickly adopted Christianity, despite having been outside of the Roman cultural sphere. Ireland's unique cultural position meant that the version of Catholicism practiced by the Irish people had some differences from mainstream Catholicism, giving rise to the concept of "[[Celtic Christianity]]." Contrary to the myths, Celtic Christians did not deny the authority of the [[Pope]] (they actually venerated him), nor were they more "spiritual" or "pro-woman."<ref name="Macmillan">Corning, Caitlin (2006). ''The Celtic and Roman Traditions: Conflict and Consensus in the Early Medieval Church.'' Palgrave Macmillan. ISBN|1-4039-7299-0.</ref> Celtic Christians, did, however, have a different system for determining the date of [[Easter]], and they gave a heavier emphasis to the concepts of penance and going into exile in the name of [[Christ]].<ref name="Macmillan" />

Irish Catholicism also had a uniquely strong emphasis on monasticism. [[Monk]]s and [[nun]]s would willingly live ascetic lives in secluded monasteries, where they would perform hard labor, pray, and study the Christian [[scriptures]].<ref name="synod">[https://www.irishnews.com/lifestyle/faithmatters/2021/12/08/news/ireland-s-great-monastic-tradition-2155766/ Ireland's great monastic tradition]. ''Irish News.''</ref> Monasteries, rather than bishops, became the cornerstone of the insular Irish governance of its Catholic Church, a situation that Rome wouldn't address until 664.<ref name="synod"/> The people living within these monasteries were deliberately kept away from everyday public life so they could focus all of their attention on religion. However, visitors were encouraged to attend religious lessons, where the monks would teach literature and literacy.{{cn}}

Unfortunately for the monks and nuns, monasteries were very well known for their wealth, as they possessed chalices, jewelry, artworks, and surplus food.<ref>[https://www.yourirish.com/history/christianity/monasteries-in-ireland Monasteries In Ireland]. ''Your Irish Culture.''</ref> They were also soft targets since they were inhabited largely by people who were untrained in combat. This made them appetizing targets for a certain infamous group of raiders about to arrive from Scandinavia. 

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File:Glendalough, Co. Wicklow - 2022.jpg|Saint Kevin's Kitchen in Glendalough, a monastic settlement
File:KellsFol032vChristEnthroned.jpg|Christ depicted in the {{wpl|Book of Kells|}}
File:The Hill of Slane ruins.jpg|Ruins of the monastery at the Hill of Slane
File:Houverath(Bad Münstereifel)St.Thomas6214.JPG|A stained-glass depiction of Saint Brigid.
File:Skellig hives.jpg|The monastery at Skellig Michael, which was notably featured in ''Star Wars: The Last Jedi''
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====Oh no, the Vikings are here====
{{main|Vikings}}
[[File:Battle of Clontarf (Holbrooke).jpg|thumb|right|300px|The 1014 Battle of Clontarf.]]
{{cquote|Clontarf was too important to be left to the historians, so passed into the [[folklore|legend-maker's hand]].|||Gwyn Jones, ''A History of the Vikings.''<ref name="clont">[https://www.historyireland.com/the-battle-of-clontarf-in-irish-history-and-legend/ The Battle of Clontarf in Irish history and legend]. ''History Ireland.''</ref>}}

The Vikings started arriving sporadically to raid Irish targets in 795 CE, but they came in force in 840 CE.<ref name="viki">[https://www.museum.ie/en-IE/Collections-Research/Irish-Antiquities-Division-Collections/Collections-List-(1)/Viking/The-Viking-Age-in-Ireland The Viking Age in Ireland]. ''National Museum of Ireland.''</ref> The reason for their increased presence following 840 CE was the city of Dublin, which the Vikings established in 841 CE as a base of operations and gradually turned into a prosperous port town.<ref>[https://www.vikingeskibsmuseet.dk/en/professions/education/the-viking-age-geography/the-vikings-in-the-west/ireland/the-city-of-dublin The City of Dublin]. ''Vikingeskibs Museet''.</ref> Under their governance, Dublin became the first truly urban region in Dublin and the island's first geographic link to the outside world. Other Viking bases, like Waterford, Limerick, Cork and Wexford, became Ireland's first set of towns.<ref name="viki"/> After having dodged the Roman efforts to introduce urban areas into Great Britain, Ireland's entirely rural social structure had been changed forever.

While the Vikings had initially come to raid the monasteries, the establishment of towns and ports turned their focus from bloodshed and terror to trade instead. Killing people might have been fun, but the Norse had mouths to feed. From Dublin, trade routes linked Ireland to England, then the European continent, and then the Byzantine Empire.<ref name="viki"/> Trade brought in [[gold]], which the traders used to produce brooches and arm rings because even Vikings want to look fabulous. The first Irish coins were minted in Dublin in 997 CE, ordered by the Scandinavian king of Dublin, Sigtryggr Silkenbeard.<ref>[https://rathdown.wicklowheritage.org/topics/ancient-rathdown/viking-raids-on-ireland Viking Raids on Ireland]. ''Rathdown: Wicklow's Ancient Heartland.''</ref> 

Of course, the Gaelic Irish still plotted to fight back against the Norse interlopers. Irish pushback, despite being limited due to the myriad squabbling petty kingdoms being unable to unite, still managed to contain Viking expansion to their exclaves on the Irish coast. Despite what myth might say, the Norse at this point had converted to Christianity, and the Irish kings were more concerned with winning control of the Viking trade networks for themselves than driving out any dirty pagans.<ref name="clont"/> In came High King Brian Boru, who ruled the regionally powerful realm of Munster. He had waged war for decades to win control over southern Ireland, and his campaign brought him against Norse Dublin. The resulting 1014 Battle of Clontarf is one of the most legendary in Irish history, and Brian Boru defeated the Norse forces at the cost of his own life, ending the Viking Age in Ireland.<ref name="clont"/> From that point forward, Dublin and the other Norse towns were integrated back into Irish culture and politics. Ireland had fended off the foreign invaders. 

Unfortunately, foreign invaders wouldn't be gone for long.

===Oh shit, now the English are here===
[[File:MarriageAoifeStrongbow.jpg|thumb|right|420px|Aoife marries Strongbow while Ireland burns.]]
{{cquote|So completely is the history of the one country the reverse of the history of the other that the very names which to an Englishman mean glory, victory, and prosperity to an Irishman spell degradation, misery, and ruin... Freedom for the one meant slavery for the other; victory for the one meant defeat for the other; the good of the one was the evil of the other.|||Cecil Woodham-Smith, English historian, ''The Great Hunger''.<ref name="cecilwood">[https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1963/01/irelands-hunger-englands-fault/658708/ Ireland's Hunger, England's Fault?] ''The Atlantic.''</ref>}}

====The Norman invasion====
In 1066, Duke William the Bastard of Normandy (in northern [[France]]) famously invaded England to enforce his claim on the throne. His victory led to him being known as 'the Conqueror', and the Norman settlement of England caused dramatic changes to English culture, architecture, and politics.<ref>[https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1323/the-impact-of-the-norman-conquest-of-england/ The Impact of the Norman Conquest of England]. ''World History Encyclopedia.''</ref> This also set England on a collision course with France, which later resulted in centuries of bloodshed. Of course, the Normans weren't about to stop there. After all, these people were descended from the Norse (hence their similar name) and they had even conquered their way over to southern [[Italy]] to establish the Kingdom of Sicily under the de Hauteville dynasty.<ref>[http://normansicily.org/en/resources/learn/group_two/ The Norman Rulers]. ''The Norman Sicily Project.''</ref> 

In 1169, by which time Norman rule had solidified in England, Diarmait Mac Murchada (Dermot MacMurrough), a deposed king of Leinster, sought permission from Pope Adrian IV and assistance from the Norman King Henry II in winning back his crown.<ref name="mcmurro">[https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/marking-the-norman-invasion-of-ireland-850-years-and-counting-1.3877350 Marking the Norman invasion of Ireland: 850 years and counting...] ''The Irish Times.''</ref> In exchange for an Norman army, MacMurrough swore fealty to Henry II and promised to grant Irish fiefdoms to Henry's knights. The Normans had spent a lot of time fighting in the continental free-for-all that was Europe, and their military tactics and technology were thus vastly superior. The Irish had no way to defeat knights who were fully clad in chainmail, and Leinster quickly fell to the invaders. In desperation, the Irish allied with what remained of their former Norse foes, and the Normans retaliated by sacking Dublin and slaughtering its inhabitants in 1170.<ref>[https://www.military-history.org/fact-file/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-norman-conquest-of-ireland.htm 10 things you didn’t know about the Norman conquest of Ireland]. ''Military History Matters.''</ref> Good ol' Medieval warfare.

[[File:KING JOHN'S CASTLE - IMAGES FROM THE STREETS OF LIMERICK (14271220597).jpg|thumb|right|300px|King John's Castle in Limerick, a famous Norman structure.]]

MacMurrough pledged his daughter Aoife to the infamous Norman mercenary Richard de Clare, better known as Strongbow.<ref name="mcmurro"/> Remembered as a cruel land-grabbing warlord, Strongbow eventually died of an ulcer in his foot that the Irish widely believed was a curse from their national saints.<ref name="bushbow">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/jan/27/usa.angeliquechrisafis Scion of traitors and warlords: why Bush is coy about his Irish links]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> The really weird thing is that this aggressive invader was found in 2005 to have been an ancestor of US President [[George W. Bush]], meaning that some habits apparently ran in the family.<ref name="bushbow"/> Strongbow's ambition, combined with his rise to the throne of Leinster in 1171, made King Henry II worried that the mercenary was about to go rogue on him. The king thus personally sailed to Ireland to put Strongbow in his place, becoming the first King of England to set foot on the Emerald Isle.<ref name="bowking">[https://www.shamrockgift.com/blog/strongbow-norman-invasion-of-ireland/ Strongbow, Leinster, and the Norman Invasion of Ireland]. ''Shamrock Gift.''</ref> Strongbow submitted without a fight, and the 1175 Treaty of Windsor confirmed that Dublin and the petty kingdom of Leinster were now a part of the growing Anglo-Norman empire.<ref name="bowking"/> 

To enforce the treaty, Henry II sent Norman military commanders to rule Ireland in his stead, largely without supervision. Irish farmers under Norman rule were reduced to serfdom, paying rent and tithes to their Norman lords for the privilege of farming the land their ancestors had lived in for centuries.<ref name="bowking"/> To prevent any troublesome uprisings, the Normans built castles across the Irish landscape.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/irelands-norman-castles/ Ireland’s ‘Norman’ castles]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> 

While less so than in England, the Norman invasion had a huge impact on the cultural fabric of Ireland. The ancient Irish legal system was replaced with English common law, and Norman lords introduced what are now common Irish surnames like Butler, Joyce, Fitzgerald, Fitzpatrick, and Redmond.<ref name="mcmurro"/>

====England forgets about Ireland for a little while====
[[File:Ireland 1450.png|thumb|right|275px|Political control in Ireland, 1450.]]
Despite their overbearing early efforts, the Normans never managed to conquer all of Ireland, and by 1250 their presence there started to decline. This was for a few different reasons. Firstly, the English kings didn't consider Ireland to be terribly important for anything besides a vanity prize, and controlling all of Ireland wasn't key to said vanity.<ref name="normdec">[https://www.wesleyjohnston.com/users/ireland/past/history/12501450.html History of Ireland 1300 - 1450: The Norman Decline].</ref> Ireland, after all, didn't really produce a whole hell of a lot that couldn't be found in England, and its trade routes existed at the far edge of Europe. More important to the English kings were their ongoing fights against [[Scotland]] and France, as well as the occasional noble rebellion or sideshow conflict in [[Wales]]. In order to carry on fighting these wars, English kings repeatedly pulled resources out of Ireland, which wasn't terribly conducive to stable rule over the island.

[[File:Grave Of King Edward De Bruce.jpg|thumb|left|275px|Grave of King Edward Bruce in County Louth.]]

The biggest English headache came after 1296, when King Edward I used some dynastic fuckery as an excuse to annex Scotland, causing a massive uprising against himself. The uprising, first with William Wallace's famous victory of the English at Stirling Bridge in 1297<ref>[https://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usbiography/w/williamwallace.html Sir William Wallace]. ''Undiscovered Scotland.''</ref> and then Robert the Bruce's accession to the Scottish throne in 1306<ref>[https://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usbiography/monarchs/roberti-a.html Robert I of Scotland]. ''Undiscovered Scotland.''</ref> and successful campaigns against the English were humiliating affairs for England. It also made certain anti-Norman Irish lords begin to question the possibility of seeking Scottish help for their own rebellion against English rule. After Robert's 1314 victory over the English at Bannockburn left him in control of Scotland at last, he answered Ireland's call for assistance by dispatching his younger brother Edward Bruce along with 6,000 soldiers to Ireland.<ref name="edbruc">[https://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usbiography/b/edwardbruce.html Edward Bruce]. ''Undiscovered Scotland.''</ref> Edward Bruce's leadership of the Irish uprising was initially successful, enough so that the Irish proclaimed him their high king in 1316.<ref name="edbruc"/> Unfortunately, a proper English army was finally sent against him in 1318, and Edward's forces were crushed. The English had Edward Bruce's corpse dismembered, with pieces of it displayed on the gates of major Irish towns and his head presented as a gift to English King Edward II.<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/edward-bruce-high-king-ireland On This Day: Edward Bruce, the last High King of Ireland, dies in 1318]. ''Irish Central.''</ref> 

While Edward Bruce died pretty miserably, he had still dealt a major blow to the English yoke, and the [[Black Death]] further weakened England's resolve in holding Ireland. Furthermore, the Norman lords of Ireland by this point had begun adopting Irish culture and identifying with the Irish nation over England. Incensed at this situation, King Edward III sent his son to Ireland with news of a royal decree banning Norman lords from marrying Irish people, speaking the Irish language, dressing in Irish style, or listening to Irish music and stories.<ref name="normdec"/> The Normans of Ireland assured the prince that they would follow the law, and then proceeded to ignore it completely once the prince went home.<ref name="normdec"/>

By 1450, English rule over Ireland had decayed almost completely. The Norman-Irish lords had almost all gone native and abandoned their loyalty to the English Crown, but the English Crown couldn't do anything about it due to the ongoing Hundred Years' War against France occupying all of its resources. England's authority had shrunk to just four Irish counties (Louth, Meath, Dublin, and Kildare) which were marked out by stakes (called "pales") hammered into the ground.<ref name="thepale">[https://www.cntraveler.com/story/what-beyond-the-pale-actually-means What 'Beyond the Pale' Actually Means]. ''Conde Nast Traveler.''</ref> Collectively called "The Pale," the English region rigidly enforced cultural restrictions by forbidding any within it from speaking Irish or marrying Irish, and all who entered from the rest of Ireland had to wear English style clothing.<ref name="thepale"/> To prevent cattle-rustling, the borders of the Pale were gradually fenced off, a situation which gives us the term "beyond the pale."<ref name="thepale"/>

====The Tudor conquest====
[[File:Henry sidney ireland detail.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Lord Henry Sidney sets out from Dublin Castle to execute suspected Irish dissenters, 1581.]]
When the infamous king Henry VIII of England joined the [[Protestant Reformation]] by declaring himself the head of a independent Church of England in 1534, he immediately became a hated enemy of Catholic Europe.<ref>[https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/why-did-henry-viii-break-rome Why did Henry VIII break with Rome?] ''Royal Museums Greenwich.''</ref> The king dissolved Catholic monasteries in England in order to seize their wealth, and his successors went on to rigidly enforce Protestant religious doctrine and persecute Catholic clergy and followers.

With [[Spain]] now a firm enemy of England due to its loyalty to the papacy, Ireland took on a new strategic importance as a devoutly Catholic island right on the doorsteps of England that could be used as a potential staging ground for an invasion. The very same year Henry VIII broke with the pope, the petty kingdom of Kildare formally rebelled against England by declaring a "[[crusade]]" against the heretical king.<ref name="henryviii">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/recent/troubles/overview_ni_article_02.shtml The Road to Northern Ireland, 1167 to 1921: An English king]. ''BBC History.''</ref> The Kildare revolt was quickly crushed, however, and Henry's regime began a more serious campaign of forcibly assimilating the Irish. Henry VIII instituted a loyal Irish parliament and had himself declared king of the island in 1541, declaring his intent to force his rule on Ireland.<ref name="henryviii"/> 

During this time England began to enforce [[martial law]] across Ireland in order to suppress growing discontent. Since Ireland wasn't fully under English rule at this time, this meant dispatching marshals across the countryside with the authority to execute [[tax]] offenders, suspected seditionists, and the wandering poor without trial, due process, or even regard to whether they were even nominally English subjects.<ref name="tudorlaw">[https://www.historyireland.com/beyond-reform-martial-law-the-tudor-reconquest-of-ireland/ Beyond Reform: Martial Law & the Tudor reconquest of Ireland]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> The soldiers enforcing this also weren't paid by the Crown; they instead had the authority to seize the property of the people they executed.<ref name="tudorlaw"/> This obviously created incentive to kill and persecute as many people as possible, as the more people the marshals executed the more wealth they could steal.  

Henry's successor, his son King Edward VI, added onto this policy by introducing the "plantations," where land taken from victims of execution would be resettled by Protestant English.<ref name="henryviii"/> This was England's first major state-run effort to colonize a region, but a lack of manpower made this partially ineffective for the first decades of the policy. Under the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, English policy in Ireland changed to overt conquest. The campaign began in 1569 with the crushing of the petty kingdom of Ulster and rapidly escalated in ferocity.<ref name="oneill">[https://the-past.com/feature/the-tudor-conquest-of-ireland/ The Tudor Conquest of Ireland]. ''The Past.''</ref> The English treated the Irish the same way they would later treat the natives of North America: as a savage race to be exterminated. Along with widespread slaughter, English commanders like Humphrey Gilbert used methods of terror like lining their camps with decapitated Irish heads.<ref name="oneill"/> 

Only Ulster, the first kingdom to fall, remained. Ulster had been placed under the leadership of the English-educated puppet ruler Hugh O'Neill, but O'Neill promptly cut his own strings and rebelled against the English as well. Under his leadership and training, the Irish quickly adapted to continental warfare techniques and turned the English conquest into an outright war. English commanders recognized the Irish under O'Neill as being just as formidable as the French or Spanish.<ref name="oneill"/> Spain also lent aid to its fellow Catholics in Ireland, sending soldiers to bolster the Irish ranks. Unfortunately O'Neill eventually fucked up by leading his troops outside of Ulster, where the unfamiliar territory placed them on equal footing with the English, where they could be crushed easily by greater numbers.<ref name="oneill"/> He surrendered in 1603, and Ulster became just another English realm governed by English laws and with Gaelic customs outlawed. Independent Irish rule had ended.

===Under the English boot===
[[File:Flight of the Earls.jpg|thumb|right|235px|Map of the Irish Plantations up to 1620.]]
====Plantations and persecutions====
{{cquote|In essence, James wanted to replace the Catholics of Ireland with Scottish Protestants... Basically, as he saw it, civilised people would spread out and improved [sic] the uncivilised who were around them.|||Ted Cowan, Professor of Scottish History at the University of Glasgow.<ref name="ulstplant"/>}}
1603 was a pretty huge year in British history. Not only had the last independent Irish ruler surrendered, but James VI of Scotland took the English throne after Queen Elizabeth I died heirless, at last unifying England and Scotland under the Stuart dynasty. For Ireland, though, this just meant an even greater power bloc against Irish interests. James was a firmly Protestant monarch, and he sought to subjugate the Catholic Irish by introducing his faith, and to do that he was going to introduce his people to them. The Plantation of Ulster targeted the Irish region that had most recently rebelled against the English, and it entailed settling the lands of the dispossessed rebel leaders with Protestant Scotsmen.<ref name="ulstplant">[https://www.scotland.org.uk/history/plantation-ulster The Plantation of Ulster]. ''Travel Scotland.''</ref> James hoped the increase in the Protestant population would make it harder for the Catholic Irish to resist conversion. 

Settlement of Ulster was slow, but it was also steady since the farmland in Ireland was generally better than could be found in the impoverished Scotland.<ref name="ulstplant"/> Economically, the Plantation was a success, as the Scotsmen set up productive farms and exported their goods to Great Britain and the rest of Europe. Religiously, not so much. The Protestants introduced to Ireland brought with them religious strife, and the Irish kicked off their land to make way for the colonists responded violently. At least 10,000 Scots settlers were slaughtered by the resisting Irish during this period.<ref name="ulstplant"/> 

Along with the plantations of Ulster and other Irish regions, the Stuart monarchs also stepped up restrictions on the Catholic Irish population. In 1607, Catholics were forbidden from holding government positions, and the Irish Parliament was rigged so that a majority of its seats would always be held by Protestants. The Crown also imposed penalties like fines and confiscation of property on anyone who refused to attend Protestant churches.<ref>Spurr, John (1998). ''English Puritanism, 1603–1689.'' Palgrave Macmillan. p. 117. ISBN 978-0-333-60189-1.</ref>

====Civil war comes to Ireland====
[[File:Thomas Wentworth execution 1641.png|thumb|right|250px|Irish rebels execute Thomas Wentworth, the Lord Deputy of the occupier regime.]]
{{main|English Civil War}}

After decades of English misrule, Catholic Irish in Ulster abruptly exploded into rebellion in 1641, seizing control of multiple counties and killing a great number of their Catholic neighbors. The previous year had been especially bad in Ireland, with a harvest failure crashing the economy and causing inflation to spike by 30%.<ref name="firstreb">[https://www.shamrockgift.com/blog/irish-rebellion-of-1641/ What Was the Irish Rebellion of 1641?] ''Shamrock Gift.''</ref> The new Protestant landowning class responded to these economic difficulties by hiking rents, seizing more land, and demanding higher tithes. As you can imagine, the Irish Catholics didn't appreciate this very much. 

[[File:Kilkenny-Castle-04-2017-gje.jpg|thumb|left|275px|Kilkenny Castle, seat of the Irish Confederate government.]]

The Irish uprising also occurred against a backdrop of [[civil war]] beginning to erupt in England over the deteriorating relationship between King Charles I and his Parliament, and an earlier failed coup attempt against Dublin by Catholic radicals seeking to support their Catholic king.<ref name="firstreb"/> After the Ulster uprising, the English yoke lifted temporarily as the English Civil War erupted the next year. The Irish had actually inadvertently helped cause the war, as the king's disagreement with Parliament over who would command the military forces sent to Ireland became the straw that broke the camel's back.<ref name="uprisix">[https://www.theirishstory.com/2014/01/10/the-eleven-years-war-a-brief-overview/ The Eleven Years War 1641-52 – A Brief Overview]. ''The Irish Story.''</ref> 

Ireland  declared itself a Catholic Confederation, with many Catholic English joining their cause as well.<ref>[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/plantation/planters/es10.shtml 1641 rebellion]. ''BBC History.''</ref> Rather than break away completely, the Confederation hoped to offer support to King Charles I against the Parliamentary forces in exchange for him pardoning their rebellion and promising to respect the religious rights of Catholics.<ref name="uprisix"/> Unlike the king, Parliament was run by Protestants who absolutely refused under any circumstances to negotiate with the Catholics and furthermore promised to pay off England's war debts by selling off confiscated Irish land.<ref name="uprisix"/> 

By 1644, the ceasefire went into effect between the Confederation and the king, and Irish forces sailed to Scotland to aid the royalists. The remaining Protestant English garrison based in Cork, however, mutinied and declared for Parliament, as did the Ulster Scots garrison and another Protestant army based in Londonderry.<ref name="uprisix"/> They immediately engaged in bloody civil war against the Irish Confederation, which controlled most of the central part of the island. 

Meanwhile, English publications and writers began a furious [[propaganda]] campaign focused around fabricating stories of Catholic Irish atrocities against the Protestants. Frequently occurring were tales of pregnant women having babies ripped from their wombs and dashed on rocks, which never seems to have occurred even once.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/feb/18/1641-irish-rebellion-anti-catholic-propaganda How lies about Irish 'barbarism' in 1641 paved way for Cromwell's atrocities]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> Tales of atrocities only served to encourage and justify bloody English retributions.

The Confederation's war effort was hamstrung by internal divisions. The Catholic English were generally fine with how things were run in Ireland and only wanted religious rights, while the Catholic clergy and native Irish wanted to upend the old power structures and establish true home rule.<ref name="uprisix"/> Most of the Confederation's government was controlled by the Catholic English, who were promptly threatened with excommunication by the clergy. While these political divisions were being hashed out, the Confederation's attempt to take Dublin from English control failed miserably, and Parliamentary forces routed them twice in 1647 and 1648.<ref name="uprisix"/>

====Why the Irish hate Oliver Cromwell====
[[File:Massacre at Drogheda.jpeg|thumb|right|235px|Cromwell during the Massacre at Drogheda.]]
{{cquote|I ordered the steeple of St. Peter's Church to be fired, when one of them was heard to say in the midst of the flames: 'God damn me, God confound me, I burn, I burn.' When the [garrison] submitted, their officers were knocked on the head; and every tenth man of the soldiers killed; and the rest shipped for the Barbadoes. I am persuaded that this is a righteous judgment of God upon these barbarous wretches...|||Oliver Cromwell, "A Letter from Ireland Read in the House of Commons," 1649.<ref>[https://1641.tcd.ie/learning/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Oliver-Cromwell-Primary-Materials.pdf Oliver Cromwell, "A Letter from Ireland Read in the House of Commons," Friday September 28 1649 (London, 1649)].</ref>}}

Oliver Cromwell is almost certainly the most hated man in Irish history, to the point where, in 1997, Irish leader Bertie Ahern stormed out of the British foreign secretary's office the moment he saw a painting of Cromwell hanging on the wall.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/the-curse-of-cromwell-2/ The curse of Cromwell?] ''History Ireland.''</ref> Ahern refused to return until someone removed the portrait of "that murdering bastard."

By 1649, King Charles I had been executed and Parliament was firmly in control of England. However, Ireland was still in uproar, so Parliamentary commander Oliver Cromwell embarked on an expedition to bring the island back under the English boot. Pacifying Ireland should have been fairly simple, since the Irish armies were weak and eager to negotiate peace, but Cromwell instead wanted to avenge the Protestants killed in the early days of the Irish uprising.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/books/2008/aug/24/history The face that haunts Ireland's history] ''The Guardian.''</ref> 

Cromwell's first major engagement was at the city of Drogheda near Dublin, where he used artillery to smash down the city walls. Cromwell's troops stormed through the town and indiscriminately slaughtered over 2,000 of its inhabitants, and they sealed Catholic clergy inside St. Peter's Church before setting the building on fire.<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/oliver-cromwells-massacre-of-drogheda-1649 On This Day: War criminal Oliver Cromwell’s Massacre of Drogheda in 1649]. ''Irish Central.''</ref> In Ireland's south, the city of Wexford met a similar fate, with another estimated 2,000 being murdered by Cromwell's troops.<ref>Kenyon, John; Ohlmeyer, Jane, eds. (1998). ''The Civil Wars.'' Oxford. ISBN 0-19-866222-X. p. 100.</ref> Destroying these cities served no military purpose, and doing so was actually counterproductive since the cities couldn't be used for shelter or supply anymore. 

Irish soldiers who either survived the massacres or surrendered were deported to the Caribbean colonies, usually Barbados, as indentured servants to work in horrible conditions on contracts of up to seven years.<ref name="irishslave">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/12/irish-people-sent-to-the-caribbean-were-not-enslaved Irish people sent to the Caribbean were not enslaved]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> A 1659 pamphlet described the Irish indentured servants as, "grinding at the Mills attending the Fornaces, or digging in this scorching Island, having nothing to feed on... but Potatoe Roots."<ref name="irishslave"/>

====Intensifying oppression====
[[File:Battle of Aughrim by Jan Wyk.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Battle of Aughrim during the Williamite War. This conflict prompted the worst of the Penal Laws.]]
After Cromwell's successful reconquest of Ireland, Parliament imposed the Act of Settlement in 1652 in order to punish the people of the island for their uprising. The Act of Settlement sought to completely remake Ireland's social structure. First, Catholic clergy were exempted from all pardons and either expelled overseas or executed.<ref name="cromsett">[https://www.historyireland.com/shipped-for-the-barbadoes-cromwell-and-irish-migration-to-the-caribbean/ ‘Shipped for the Barbadoes’: Cromwell and Irish migration to the Caribbean]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> Secondly, Irish landowners could and did have their lands confiscated to make way for Protestant colonists from Britain. As for the dispossessed? The English government deported roughly 40,000 people to the region of Connacht, which had far inferior farmland and rugged terrain.<ref name="cromsett"/> Another 40,000 Irish were allowed to go into exile overseas, usually to Spain.<ref name="cromsett"/> More Irish, many of them widows from the wars, were shipped off to England's growing colonial empire in North America. When England captured [[Jamaica]] from Spain in 1655, some 2,000 Irish boys and girls were sent there to form the first settlements of the new regime.<ref name="cromsett"/> Of the thousands deported to the Caribbean as indentured servants during and after Cromwell's conquests, those who survived were able to gain small patches of land for themselves on the islands, but none were ever recorded to have returned to Ireland.<ref name="cromsett"/>

This remained the grim status quo in Ireland until the Glorious Revolution of 1688, where the Catholic English monarch King James II was deposed and replaced with the Protestant William of Orange. James II's attempts to regain his throne won him support from the Irish Catholics, and a brief war broke out before the Williamite forces crushed the Irish in 1691.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/the-williamite-war-1689-9111/ The Williamite War 1689-91]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> Ireland's most recent show of disloyalty enraged Parliament, and they set about with a renewed effort to punish the Irish. This came in the form of a new legislative package of Penal Laws beginning that year that first required doctors, teachers, and clerks to take oaths against Catholicism in order to keep their jobs.<ref name="penali">[https://exploringcelticciv.web.unc.edu/irish-penal-laws/ Irish Penal Laws]. ''Exploring Celtic Civilizations.''</ref> The next law allowed judges to compel any Irish person above the age of 18 to take the oath or else be jailed for 3 months.<ref name="penali"/> The one after that forbade any Irish from sending their children overseas for education on pain of having their land and property confiscated.<ref name="penali"/> Catholics attempting to run their own schools in Ireland would be either fined or imprisoned.<ref>[https://www.ancestryireland.com/history-of-the-irish-parliament/background-to-the-statutes/religion/ The Penal Laws]. ''Ulster Historical Foundation.''</ref> The next was a complete ban on intermarriage between Protestants and Catholics, combined with a clause that banned Catholics from inheriting property or wealth.<ref name="penali"/>

====The Protestant Ascendancy====
[[File:Henry Baker drawing Irish parliament house 1787.jpg|thumb|right|350px|The Irish Parliament building in Dublin, 1787.]]
{{cquote|Ireland was a conquered country, the Irish peasant a dispossessed man, his landlord an alien conqueror. There was no paternalism such as existed in England, no hereditary loyalty or feudal tie. The successive owners of the soil of Ireland regarded it merely as a source from which to extract as much money as possible...|||Cecil Woodham-Smith, English historian, ''The Great Hunger''.<ref name="cecilwood"/>}}
Despite the severe legal disabilities imposed upon Irish Catholics, the 18th Century remained mostly peaceful. This period is known as the "Protestant Ascendancy," as the Anglophone Protestant ruling class of Ireland wielded absolute power with little formal opposition.<ref>[https://www.encyclopedia.com/international/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/protestant-ascendancy-1690-1800 Protestant Ascendancy: 1690 to 1800]. ''Encyclopedia.com''</ref> Protestants loyal to Great Britain controlled the vast majority of land in Ireland, while Catholics labored under them as little more than disenfranchised serfs. The ruling class, however, began to chafe at this situation, as they viewed themselves as Englishmen who were entitled to the same rights as anyone living in the actual Kingdom of Great Britain. Since they controlled the Irish Parliament, they pushed for that legislative body to have more rights independent of the Parliament in London. The growing autonomy of the Irish Parliament was seemingly confirmed when, in 1729, the world's first purpose-built bicameral parliament building was erected in Dublin for the institution's use.<ref>[https://www.oireachtas.ie/en/visit-and-learn/history-and-buildings/history-of-parliament-in-ireland/ History of Parliament in Ireland]. Oireachtas.</ref> Protestants in Ireland were also not happy that the English had imposed discriminatory trade regulations in Ireland, placing tariffs on Irish goods entering England but not allowing the Irish Parliament to impose the reverse arrangement.

Henry Grattan, an Irish patriot, managed to make his way into the Irish Parliament, but his eloquent speeches calling for reform in Ireland fell on deaf ears due to his constant position in the fringe opposition.<ref>[https://www.dib.ie/biography/grattan-henry-a3578 Grattan, Henry]. ''Dictionary of Irish Biography.''</ref> Grattan's main achievement was in convincing Parliament to grant the Irish Parliament legislative independence in 1782, meaning it could finally set its own tariff policy.<ref name="grattan">[https://www.discoveringireland.com/the-protestant-ascendency/ The Protestant Ascendency]. ''Discovering Ireland.''</ref> His calls for granting Catholics the right to vote and hold office were not heeded until 1793. At that point, the [[American Revolution]] and the [[French Revolution]] had sent shockwaves through Europe, and the Irish Catholics were thoroughly frustrated by the slow pace of reforms.

===The United Kingdom===
[[File:Hanging.gif|thumb|right|225px|Torture of a suspected Irish rebel during the uprising.]]
====Uprising and the Acts of Union====
In 1798, the Society of United Irishmen launched a violent uprising against British rule, having seen that the slow pace of reforms had been stalled by Britain's wars against [[France]]'s new revolutionary regime.<ref name="franirev">[https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/irish-rebellion-1798 Irish Rebellion of 1798]. ''National Army Museum.''</ref> In 1794, the organization had been banned due to collaborating with the French, but this only galvanized further efforts to recruit a militia for the inevitable outbreak of war. British soldiers, meanwhile, had largely been deployed elsewhere to deal with matters on the Continent and overseas.<ref name="franirev"/>

Unfortunately, at the outbreak of war, French aid failed to arrive due to British naval supremacy, and British garrison forces in Ireland retaliated by conducting public displays of [[torture]], summary executions, mass arrests, and burnings of homes.<ref name="franirev"/> Irish forces involved in the uprising were treated as enemies of the state and executed, and some were burned alive.<ref>p. 146 "Fr. John Murphy of Boolavogue 1753–98" (Dublin, 1991) Nicholas Furlong; ISBN 0-906602-18-1</ref> Irish civilians were once again treated as targets for repression, and cities in County Wexford had their women subjected to mass war [[rape]].<ref>"The Mighty Wave: The 1798 Rebellion in Wexford" (Four Courts Press 1996) Daire Keogh (Editor), Nicholas Furlong (Editor); ISBN 1-85182-254-2, p. 28</ref>

After Britain got the situation under control, Parliament resolved to bring Ireland even further under control. This led to the Acts of Union being introduced in London in 1800, and members of the Irish Parliament were bribed and threatened into passing it themselves in 1801.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/an-act-of-power-corruption/ “An Act of Power & Corruption”?] ''History Ireland.''</ref> This had the effect of abolishing the Irish Parliament and folding the kingdom of Ireland into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. Ireland as an individual political entity was no more. This also dramatically reduced Ireland's representation in legislative affairs. The Irish Parliament once had 300 MPs, but they only got 100 seats in the Parliament in London.<ref>[https://www.virtualststephens.org.uk/explore/section5/info5 Acts of Union with Ireland, 1800-1801]. ''St. Stephen's Chapel, Westminster.''</ref> Catholics, who had been able to vote for the Irish Parliament since 1793, were ''not'' able to vote in elections for the united Parliament.<ref name="grattan"/> Catholic emancipation was a distant prospect, and it didn't happen until 1829, when the right for Catholics to vote was packaged into a bill adding further enfranchisement barriers to the Irish peasantry.<ref>[https://www.parliament.uk/about/living-heritage/evolutionofparliament/2015-parliament-in-the-making/get-involved1/2015-banners-exhibition/rachel-gadsden/1829-catholic-emancipation-act-gallery/ 1829 Catholic Emancipation Act]. U.K. Parliament.</ref>

Ireland's political incorporation into the UK caused it to enter a prolonged economic recession due to the regulatory changes, and Ireland was unable to take advantage of the UK's position in the [[Industrial Revolution]] outside of Dublin and Belfast.<ref>[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/empire_seapower/acts_of_union_01.shtml Acts of Union: The creation of the United Kingdom]. ''BBC History.''</ref>

====The Great Famine (this part is ''really'' depressing)====
[[File:Irish family from Carraroe, County Galway, during the Famine.jpg|thumb|right|375px|A starving Irish family in County Galway. Note the squalid conditions.]]
{{cquote|In the 1840s, after nearly seven hundred years of English domination, Irish poverty and Irish misery appalled the traveler. Housing conditions were wretched beyond words. The census of 1841 graded houses in Ireland into four classes; the fourth and lowest class consisted of windowless mud cabins of a single room; "nearly half of the families of the rural population," reported the census commissioners, "are living in the lowest state."|||Cecil Woodham-Smith, English historian, ''The Great Hunger''.<ref name="cecilwood"/>}}
Under the rule of Queen Victoria, Ireland experienced the worst humanitarian catastrophe in its history. By the 19th Century, nearly 60% of Ireland's food needs were provided by potatoes, a hardy, calorie-heavy vegetable imported from the Western Hemisphere.<ref name="potat">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/victorians/famine_01.shtml The Irish Famine]. ''BBC History.''</ref> ''Phytophthora infestans'', a fungus that targets potatoes, began infecting crops in the [[United States]] in 1843 before crop exports began spreading the disease across Europe, with the blight reaching Ireland in 1845.<ref>[https://www.ighm.org/learn.html Learn About the Great Hunger]. ''Ireland's Great Hunger Museum.''</ref> A week after the blight was first detected in Dublin Botanical Gardens, the entire harvest of County Fermanagh had died off, and within two months all of western Ireland was experiencing harvest failure. Even worse, the blight returned with far more severity in 1846, causing a complete collapse of the potato harvest and eliminating almost two-thirds of Ireland's domestic food supply.

[[File:Skibbereen by James Mahony, 1847.JPG|thumb|left|185px|Starving Irish in County Cork, 1847.]]

The complete destruction of the Irish potato crop could have been mitigated with the resulting increase in wheat imports from abroad had the British government stepped in to ensure food distribution and rationing, as by 1847 and beyond there was actually enough food present on the island to keep everyone fed.<ref name="potat"/> Despite this, over one million Irish people starved to death. 

[[File:Irish American2.png|thumb|right|250px|Concentration of people born in Ireland in the 1870 US Census.]]

Government failure came from the very top, as the Whigs had gained control of Parliament in 1846 and elected Lord John Russell as Prime Minister. Russell, a firm adherent to the ''[[laissez-faire]]'' approach to economics, accused his predecessor of having overreacted to the crisis and assured everyone that private merchants would be enough to ensure proper food supply in Ireland.<ref>[https://www.wesleyjohnston.com/users/ireland/past/famine/whig_1846_1847.html The Great Famine: The Winter of 1846 to 1847].</ref> Public works programs were short-lived and paid hardly anything, soup kitchens were very limited in scope and only operated for ''six months'', and merchants kept exporting grain from Ireland as normal.<ref name="potat"/> The idea of having the government pay for and distribute food directly to the starving was against the Whig government's ideals of small government and free enterprise and wasn't ever seriously considered.<ref name="potat"/> Millions of Irish were thus left with no food, no money, no employment, still owing back rent, and still weakened by malnutrition and disease. To emphasize the point of this policy, Chancellor of the Exchequer and Member of Parliament, Sir Charles Wood said,<ref name="starvequotes">[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/genocide-british-ruling-class-irish-famine Was it genocide? What the British ruling class really said about the Irish Famine]. ''Irish Central.''</ref>

{{cquote|What has brought them, in great measure at least, to their present state of helplessness? Their habit of depending on government. What are we trying to do now? [[Rugged individualism|To force them upon their own resources]]. Of course they mismanage matters very much.}}

Religious prejudice also played a role in government inaction. Sir Charles Trevelyan, who was the official in charge of Irish relief policy, claimed in 1848 that the Famine was "a punishment from [[God]] for an idle, ungrateful, and rebellious country; an indolent and un-self-reliant people."<ref>[https://scalar.usc.edu/works/star-of-the-sea-a-postcolonialpostmodern-voyage-into-the-irish-famine/charles-trevelyan Charles Trevelyan]. ''Star Of The Sea : A Postcolonial/postmodern Voyage Into The Irish Famine''.</ref> This was also the same guy who said in 1847 that "The only way to prevent the people from becoming habitually dependent on Government is to bring the food depots to a close."<ref name="starvequotes"/> In other words, Trevelyan was a pretty shitty person, and all the worse for being directly in charge of managing the government response to the famine.

As for Queen Victoria, she only took action in January 1847 by writing a letter asking the English public to donate to [[charity]] to support the Irish.<ref name="vickystarve">[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/queen-victoria-irish-famine The real story of Queen Victoria and the Irish Famine]. ''Irish Central.''</ref> (Thanks, Vicky!) A full year later, the Queen made her own donation, sending a (relative to her wealth) paltry £2,000 to a British-run aid agency.<ref name="vickystarve"/> Since British policy was that no one could donate more than the monarch for fear of putting her to shame, no one ever donated more. Sultan Abdul-Majid I of the [[Ottoman Empire]] offered £10,000 from his own coffers, but the British government actually ''denied'' this charity.<ref name="vickystarve"/> Victoria didn't even bother to make a royal visit to Ireland until 1849, and she only toured the area around Dublin, which was the least impacted region.<ref name="vickystarve"/>

This catastrophe predictably caused a massive exodus of migrants from Ireland, and between 1845 and 1855 more than 1.5 million adults and children came to the United States.<ref name="irisham">[https://www.crf-usa.org/bill-of-rights-in-action/bria-26-2-the-potato-famine-and-irish-immigration-to-america.html The Potato Famine and Irish Immigration to America]. ''Constitutional Rights Foundation.''</ref> Most had little more than the clothes they wore, and they suffered from a variety of ailments related to starvation. The American reaction to this was one of [[xenophobia]], as the Irish came in great numbers, were poor, and were Catholics coming to a majority-Protestant nation. Businesses excluded Irish from the hiring process, and Irish-Americans were concentrated into impoverished ghettoes.<ref name="irisham"/> Gradually, however, the Irish-Americans became a major part of the American cultural landscape.

[[File:Population of Ireland and Europe 1750 to 2005.svg|thumb|center|500px|The Irish population never recovered to pre-Famine levels.]]

====The Land War====
[[File:Eviction of Michael Connell, Moyasta, Co.Clare (23618242349).jpg|thumb|right|375px|British authorities break into a barricaded home to evict its tenants during the Land War.]]
During the Great Famine, the British Parliament blamed the Irish landowners for the ongoing crisis in Ireland and passed the Irish Poor Law Extension Act to dump the burden of paying for the disaster onto them. The problem here was that many of Ireland's estate owners were themselves deeply in debt with declining incomes and the threat of bankruptcy looming. 

[[File:Irish land war.jpg|thumb|left|165px|A rent stoppage poster protesting Parnell's arrest.]]

Charles Wood, Chancellor of the Exchequer, demanded that the costs of the famine be recouped as quickly as possible, ordering his subordinates to, "arrest, remand, do anything you can. Send horse, foot and dragoons."<ref name="poorlaw">[https://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/famine/ruin.htm Irish Potato Famine]. ''History Place.''</ref> The detestable Charles Trevelyan weighed in as well, saying,<ref name="poorlaw"/> 

{{cquote|The principle of the Poor Law is that rate after rate should be levied, for the purpose of preserving life, until the landlord and the farmer either enable the people to support themselves by honest industry, or dispose of their estates to those who can perform this indispensable duty.}}

Government [[tax]] collectors turned Ireland upside down and shook it for the last pennies in the pockets of its people. They seized livestock, furniture, or anything else of value including the clothes and tools of former tax payers who had become homeless.<ref name="poorlaw"/> The landowners, meanwhile, had been made responsible under the Poor Law for the taxes owed by Irish peasants living on their estates. In order to remove that burden, they evicted tenants and broke up their little farms and villages, sometimes hiring local thugs to physically throw people out of their homes.<ref name="poorlaw"/> Hundreds of thousands of people were left wandering the Irish countryside with no money or shelter.

The aftermath of the Great Famine left the entire island in a prolonged economic recession. The Encumbered Estates Act of 1849 saw Irish land be sold off at bargain bin prices to British speculators who were interested only in squeezing profit from the land.<ref name="landwar">[https://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/famine/after.htm After the Famine]. ''History Place.''</ref> By that point, the most profitable use of Irish land was for cattle, so the new landlords intentionally hiked up rents beyond what Irish tenant farmers could pay, giving them an excuse to evict everyone to make way for livestock. Between 1849 and 1854 another 50,000 families were evicted.<ref name="landwar"/> 

[[File:Charles Stewart Parnell at meeting.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Parnell addresses a meeting of Irish nationalists, 1881.]]

As you can imagine, the Irish spent the next few decades getting more and more pissed off. The year 1879 brought with it another failed harvest and fresh hardships inflicted by the blood-sucking British landlords. On 20 April, James Daly, owner of the ''Connaught Telegraph'', Matt Harris, a member of the Supreme Council of the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and John O'Connor Power, an MP, met in County Mayo to organize tenant-defense associations and ally with other political agitation organizations across Ireland.<ref>[https://www.encyclopedia.com/international/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/land-war-1879-1882 Land War of 1879 to 1882]. ''Encyclopedia.com''</ref> The national mood in Ireland turned from grim to revolutionary, and the National Land League was established to organize resistance to the landlords and receive payments from sympathetic Irish living in the United States. The League's nationalist leader, a young Charles Stewart Parnell, started organizing mass boycotts of landlords, burnings of leases, and sent men to physically block the authorities from evicting Irish families.<ref name="landwar"/> Police retaliated by battering rams and ladders to break into homes to evict people, and failing that they would simply burn the homes and the fields to make them unlivable.<ref>[https://allthatsinteresting.com/irish-land-war The Irish Land War, In 24 Heartbreaking Photographs]. ''All That's Interesting.''</ref> 

====Attempts at reform====
For his agitation, Parnell was arrested and sent to jail, and the Land League was suppressed. However, Parnell was able to organize a rent stoppage across much of Ireland to protest the British authorities' escalation of the matter.<ref name="parnell">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/parnell_charles.shtml Charles Parnell (1846 - 1891)]. ''BBC History.''</ref>  In 1882, Parnell negotiated with the [[liberal]] British politician William Gladstone to get both sides to stand down in exchange for eliminating unpaid rents after a certain amount of time, but the peace was soon threatened when militant Irish murdered two senior British officials in Phoenix Park in Dublin.<ref name="parnell"/> 

[[File:Home Rule- 'Oh! Henry where did you get that cigar and why are you smoking it?' (22906005345).jpg|thumb|left|250px|British politicians confronted with the "stink" of the Home Rule debate.]]

After his release from prison, Parnell turned to national politics and used donations from Irish-Americans to fund nationalist Irish willing to run for Parliament. By 1884, his Irish Party had 80 seats.<ref>[https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/history/british-and-irish-history-biographies/charles-stewart-parnell Charles Stewart Parnell]. ''Encyclopedia.com''</ref> In 1886, Parnell's Irish Party teamed up with Gladstone's Liberal Party to campaign against the Conservatives under Lord Salisbury. In exchange for this cooperation, now Prime Minister Gladstone agreed to put a Home Rule bill up for debate, which would have reestablished the Irish Parliament and granted it certain rights within the [[British Empire]].<ref name="homebill">[https://www.parliament.uk/about/living-heritage/evolutionofparliament/legislativescrutiny/parliamentandireland/overview/two-home-rule-bills/ Two home rule Bills]. U.K. Parliament.</ref> Unfortunately, 93 of Gladstone's Liberals crossed the aisle to vote against the bill, and the divided Liberals lost the next election.

In 1892, Gladstone was able to make his return to the Prime Ministership, but his second Home Rule bill failed even harder than the first one.<ref name="homebill"/> Parnell, meanwhile, had become the target of an attempt to slander him. ''[[News UK|The Times]]'' published a letter, allegedly written by Parnell, that excused the Phoenix Park murders of 1882. However, the letter was soon proven to be a forgery, and the exonerated Parnell received a standing ovation.<ref name="parnell"/> Sadly, this didn't last long. Just a couple of years later, it was discovered that Parnell had been committing [[adultery]] by fucking his friend William O'Shea's wife behind his back, even being the real father of her three children.<ref name="parnell"/> No, this isn't a soap opera plot. This was real life. ''Goddamn''. This revelation splintered the Irish Party and led to Parnell being disgraced, and he lost his Parliament seat and died soon after. 

On the bright side, the push to reform the situation in Ireland outlived poor Parnell's political career. The 1903 and 1909 Land Purchase Acts passed through Parliament, providing the means by which Irish tenant farmers could purchase the land on which they lived. The 1903 law offered loans to Irish farmers to buy their land and compensated the landlords by offering them guaranteed government bonds.<ref name="landpurch">[https://www.encyclopedia.com/international/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/land-purchase-acts-1903-and-1909 Land Purchase Acts of 1903 and 1909]. ''Encyclopedia.com''</ref> The 1909 created an avenue by which this arrangement could be made mandatory if the government saw fit, a measure meant to relieve population congestion by rearranging small and impoverished farms in western Ireland.<ref name="landpurch"/> This, combined with reforms to local governance, finally began to end the era of the shithead absentee landlord.

====Ireland becomes a powder keg====
[[File:Unionist clubs marching down Donegall Square North, Belfast, 9 April 1912 (cropped).jpg|thumb|right|375px|Unionist march in Belfast, 1912.]]
The 1910 parliamentary elections suddenly threw Ireland into turmoil, as the pro-Home Rule faction had rather unexpectedly won enough seats to force through a bill if they chose.<ref name="unionistvs">[https://www.historyhome.co.uk/peel/ireland/homerule.htm The Home Rule Crisis 1910 - 1914].</ref> The reason this immediately caused a political crisis was because not everyone in Ireland actually wanted Home Rule. These opponents to Home Rule were the Unionists, who wanted to maintain a firm union with the United Kingdom in order to keep their rights as Protestants, fearing that an independent Ireland would be a Catholics-only state. Dublin-born Edward Carson, for instance, had made a name for himself by campaigning against the Home Rule bill of 1893 (and also getting [[Oscar Wilde]] tossed in jail for [[homosexuality]]).<ref name="unionistvs"/> James Craig, another anti-Home Rule politician, is regarded as the founding father of Northern Ireland, being the heir to a huge whiskey business based out of Belfast.

By 1911, Unionists were holding rallies across Belfast and the Conservative Party was using opposition to Home Rule as a means to unite its constituents. On 9 April, 200,000 Unionists marched through Belfast to protest the introduction of the third Home Rule bill.<ref name="unionistvs"/> In 1912, as the debate in Parliament was heating up, 471,414 Protestants signed the Ulster Covenant, a document expressing their conviction that increasing Irish autonomy would threaten their religious rights and swearing to use all means to fight against Home Rule and defy any such laws from Parliament.<ref>[https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/ulster-covenant-1912/ The Ulster Covenant (1912).] ''Alpha History.''</ref> [[Sexism|Women weren't allowed to sign]] the Ulster Covenant, but a separate document for them garnered about 234,000 signatures.

In 1913, the Unionist cause officially entered its militant phase with the formation of the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) and the drilling of about 12,000 militiamen at training centers scattered throughout the northern Irish counties.<ref name="uvf">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/easterrising/profiles/po20.shtml Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF)]. ''BBC.''</ref> By 1914, with the Home Rule bill's passage being imminent, more than 90,000 men had signed up for the UVF.<ref name="uvf"/> Irish nationalist groups, most notably the Irish Republican Brotherhood (IRB), formed the Irish Volunteers, although its leaders were careful to state that they had no beef with the UVF (at that point).<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/founding-irish-volunteers/ Founding of the Irish Volunteers]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> Regardless, this dramatically increased the temperature of the simmering Irish cooking pot.

At the beginning of 1914, the British government considered using the military to suppress the UVF. This prompted a massive backlash from the army, as the British army had long been a hotbed of [[conservative]] sentiment and many of its officers were from Unionist Irish families.<ref>[https://www.museum.ie/en-IE/Collections-Research/Art-and-Industry-Collections/Art-Industry-Collections-List/Easter-Week/Discover-the-historic-Asgard-yacht/1912-1914-Ireland,-the-Asgard-and-the-Home-Rule-Cr 1912-1914: Ireland, the Asgard and the Home Rule Crisis]. ''National Museum of Ireland.''</ref> The Irish Volunteers quickly realized the authorities weren't going to do anything to calm the situation in Ireland, so they began furiously stockpiling arms. This was gonna be bad. 

Finally, in May 1914, Parliament passed the Home Rule Act, a move which promised to ignite the Irish powder keg.<ref>[https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/anglo-irish-relations-1690-1914/ Anglo-Irish Relations 1690-1914]. ''Alpha History.''</ref> Of course, if you know your history, you'll know that events conspired to interfere. You see, just a few months later, [[Austria]]-[[Hungary]] and its pal the [[German Empire]] would light a much bigger powder keg to start the Great War.

===The powder keg explodes===
====The Easter Rising====
[[File:Sackville Street (Dublin) after the 1916 Easter Rising.JPG|thumb|right|400px|Dublin in ruins after the Easter Rising.]]
{{cquote|If these men must die, would it not be better to die in their own country fighting for freedom for their class... than to go forth to strange countries and die slaughtering and slaughtered by their brothers... that profiteers might live?|||James Connolly, leader of the Irish Citizen Army (ICA).<ref name="easteralph">[https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/1916-easter-rising/ The 1916 Easter Rising]. ''Alpha History.''</ref>}}

The outbreak of [[World War I]] shelved the Home Rule issue for understandable reasons, as political reform isn't typically a priority when the world is descending into a global armed conflict. John Redmond MP, leader of the Irish Party, urged Irish Catholics to volunteer to fight in His Majesty's Army, partially in return for the Liberal government having passed the Home Rule bill earlier in the year.<ref name="irewwi">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/05/irish-soldiers-who-fought-for-britain The forgotten Irish soldiers who fought for Britain in the first world war]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> Other Irish wanted to earn some real battlefield experience to take home with them. Most, however, signed up due to reasons of poverty, having no better means to earn some cash and escape the still horrible conditions of Ireland.<ref name="irewwi"/> Despite its political division and many reasons for antipathy towards London's interests, about 200,000 Irish honorably served among the UK's forces during the war in some real hellholes like Gallipoli and the Somme.<ref>[https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/irelands-role-in-the-first-world-war Ireland's Role In The First World War]. ''Imperial War Museums.''</ref> 

Of course, World War I didn't prove to be the short affair everyone expected, and Home Rule was as a result shelved for a lot longer than the Irish wanted. Resentments started to rise again, as the implementation of Home Rule seemed likelier to be forgotten indefinitely. The Irish Nationalist cause became divided over whether to continue supporting Britain during the war or else make another attempt at an uprising while the British were distracted with Europe.<ref name="easteralph"/> 

[[File:Banner on Liberty Hall 12 May 1917.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Dublin's Liberty Hall flies a banner protesting James Connolly's execution.]]

The British government finally pushed the Irish to a breaking point by insisting that Home Rule would now only be implemented if the Irish agreed to be subject to [[conscription]].<ref name="easterna">[https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/easter-rising Easter Rising]. ''National Army Museum.''</ref> Irish nationalists of all persuasions, including the Irish Republican Brotherhood, the Irish Volunteers, and the Irish Citizen Army, were outraged at the government's blatant games-playing. As violent revolt became inevitable, Irish-Americans once again began sending money to their homeland, and the German Empire also promised to ship weapons for the cause.<ref name="usaeaster">[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35809722 Easter Rising 1916: How an Irish rebellion sought international help]. ''BBC News.''</ref> A German ship carrying [[gun]]s was soon sunk off the Irish coast, but nationalists began arriving in person from the United States to fight for Ireland.<ref name="usaeaster"/>

The nationalists launched their insurrection on [[Easter]] 1916, seizing government buildings in Dublin and hoisting the revolutionary Irish tricolor flag.<ref name="easteralph"/> Attempts to take other cities around the country failed, however, and the British were quick in organizing an armed response the next day. Dublin went under martial law, and British troops fought street-to-street to retake the city center. The extensive damage and civilian casualties caused by the fighting rapidly eroded public support for the uprising.<ref name="easteralph"/> The British suffered 120 fatalities and over 400 wounded, while the Irish lost 60 men.<ref name="easterna"/> 180 civilians also died during the fighting.<ref name="easterna"/>

The heavy-handed British response in the aftermath of the uprising quickly reversed public opinion. British troops indiscriminately arrested thousands of people on suspicion of disloyalty, and 16 of the revolt's leaders were executed.<ref name="easterna"/> Other leaders, like the high-ranking Irish Volunteers commander Eamon de Valera, were sentenced to death but spared since they held American citizenship.<ref>[https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/easterrising/profiles/po06.shtml Eamon de Valera]. ''BBC History.''</ref> With France and Russia losing steam against the Central Powers, the UK wanted to keep a friendly relationship with the United States in the hopes of gaining a new ally. On the other hand, the Irish nationalists enjoyed renewed public backing for their cause, and leaders like Michael Collins studied the defeat of the Easter Rising in preparation for Ireland's next rebellion.

====The War of Independence====
[[File:Burning of Cork, Ireland St Patrick's Street 14 December 1920..jpg|thumb|right|375px|The aftermath of Cork being burned down by British forces.]]
After the Easter Rising, Ireland remained under martial law, a state of affairs that didn't really endear the British authorities to the Irish people. In response Sinn Féin, a fringe Irish nationalist party founded in 1905, saw a massive upswing in popularity that led it to win 73 of the 105 Irish seats at Westminster during the 1918 elections.<ref>[https://www.historytoday.com/archive/foundation-sinn-fein The Foundation of Sinn Fein]. ''History Today.''</ref> This was a majority of seats from every part of Ireland save the counties of Ulster. Rather than take these seats, the Irish nationalists formed their own Parliament in London and declared Irish independence. Eamon de Valera, who had made his name by being arrested and sentenced to death after the Easter Rising, became the president of this fledgling state, and Michael Collins became its finance minister.<ref name="alphawar">[https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/irish-war-of-independence/ The Irish War of Independence (1919-21)]. ''Alpha History.''</ref> 

[[File:Up Sinn Féin (6719164829).jpg|thumb|left|265px|A British armored car outside a Dublin prison.]]

To defend this independence, the Irish Republican Army (IRA) was formed in 1919 by merging the Irish Volunteers and the Irish Citizen Army.<ref name="alphawar"/> A few months after this, British authorities banned the Irish Parliament and the IRA as criminal organizations. The stage was set for a violent confrontation. Michael Collins assembled an assassination unit, and, in December of 1919, they attempted to kill the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the most senior British official in the country.<ref>[https://www.theirishstory.com/2019/12/18/today-in-irish-history-18-december-1918-the-attempted-assassination-of-sir-john-french/ Today in Irish History, 19 December 1919, The Attempted Assassination of Sir John French]. ''The Irish Story.''</ref> While the attack failed, this marked the turning point from peaceful resistance to overt violence.

The IRA started raiding British arms depots, Valera went to America to raise funds, and Irish rail workers went on strike to prevent the British from moving men or arms.<ref name="warindp">[https://www.theirishstory.com/2012/09/18/the-irish-war-of-independence-a-brief-overview/ The Irish War of Independence – A Brief Overview]. ''The Irish Story.''</ref> Prisoners arrested by the British went on hunger strikes to add to the political pressure. Irish farmers set up their own arbitration courts to settle land disputes in their favor, and they went on to completely supplant the British-run justice system in most of Ireland.<ref>[https://www.theirishstory.com/2019/07/25/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-dail-courts-1919-1922/ The Rise and Fall of the Dáil Courts, 1919-1922]. ''The Irish Story.''</ref> By 1920, the IRA had captured enough weapons to go on the offensive. Under Collins' leadership, the IRA conducted hit-and-run assaults to kill British police and military forces, with the hope of making Ireland so dangerous for them that the British would give up and either negotiate or fuck off.<ref name="alphawar"/>

[[File:Black and Tans gunpoint.jpeg|thumb|right|275px|Black and Tans hold a civilian at gunpoint.]]

Later in 1920, the British retaliated by recruiting veterans who had gotten their screws loosened a bit in the hell of World War I and forming them into units known as the "Black and Tans" (after their mismatched uniforms).<ref name="alphawar"/> The Black and Tans became infamous for using brutal violence and [[torture]] against the Irish civilian population. When one member was killed in the city of Cork, the Black and Tans burned the entire city down.<ref name="blacktan">[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ireland-s-war-of-independence-the-chilling-story-of-the-black-and-tans-5336022.html Ireland's War of Independence: The chilling story of the Black and Tans]. ''The Independent.''</ref> The Black and Tans frequently barked orders at groups of civilians and shot anyone who didn't immediately obey.<ref name="blacktan"/> They would torture people they took prisoner by cutting out tongues, disfiguring faces, and cutting people's hearts out while they were still alive.<ref name="blacktan"/>

One of the worst British reprisals came on "Bloody Sunday" in 1920, where British forces shot indiscriminately into a crowd at Croke Park, killing three schoolboys aged 10, 11 and 14, and a bride-to-be who was due to get married within days.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54908852 Bloody Sunday 1920: Croke Park killings remembered 100 years on]. ''BBC News.''</ref> This act did not win the hearts and minds of the Irish people. 

In the north, meanwhile, riots broke out across Ulster as unionists tried to fight back against the nationalists. In Belfast, British loyalists drove 7,000 Catholics out of the city, burned hundreds of homes, and murdered about 100 people.<ref name="warindp"/> The IRA stepped up its own violence by shooting suspected informers, burning the property of loyalists, and shooting captured soldiers and police.<ref name="warindp"/> 

These tactics were costly in resources, though, and by 1921 the IRA was running short on ammunition. With both sides tiring of the war, they agreed to a truce on 11 July, 1921 to determine a political solution.<ref>[https://www.theirishstory.com/2011/07/11/today-in-irish-history-%E2%80%93-july-11-1921-%E2%80%93-the-truce-2/#.UFj8l7JmTFk Today in Irish History, The Truce, 11 July 1921]. ''The Irish Story.''</ref>

====Ireland partitioned====
[[File:British–European Union frontier in Ireland.svg|thumb|right|175px|The Emerald Isle is divided to this day.]]
Meanwhile, in December 1920, the Parliament in London passed the Government of Ireland Act, which divided Ireland into two parts: Northern Ireland (6 counties of the Ulster region) and the rest of Ireland (the remaining 26 counties).<ref name="partition">[https://alphahistory.com/northernireland/partition-of-ireland/ The partition of Ireland]. ''Alpha History.''</ref> This was a stopgap measure meant to appease the Ulster unionists by assuaging their fears that Irish self-government would strand them inside a hostile Catholic nation. Partition was accepted by the unionists but furiously opposed by the nationalists. Part of the reason was a simple opposition to seeing the Emerald Isle split apart. But most of their opposition came from the fact that the British planners had placed two Catholic-majority nationalist counties inside of Northern Ireland in order to expand its size, meaning that a great number of Irish Catholics would now be stranded inside a hostile ''Protestant'' nation.<ref name="rochester">[https://www.rochester.edu/newscenter/partition-of-ireland-explained-477342/ 100 years on: The partition of Ireland explained]. ''University of Rochester.''</ref> This would be the cause of some, uh, [[The Troubles|problems]] down the road.

Since Northern Ireland had gone quietly, it received Home Rule first, having its own parliament established alongside an executive government and judiciary. In Ireland, the rebels rejected Home Rule completely unless the partition was reversed, and Ireland never received its own Parliament under the Home Rule arrangement. Another legal body mandated by the Government of Ireland Act would have been the Council of Ireland, a joint committee to facilitate cooperation between the governments in Belfast and Dublin.<ref name="partition"/> The Council died in the crib, as the Irish Catholics never deigned to consider it a possibility.

Since the British held the firm upper hand in Ulster, however, the Irish nationalists couldn't do anything about Northern Ireland becoming a thing. And so we now bid Northern Ireland farewell (for the most part) from this article (as they have [[Northern Ireland|their own]]), just as the Irish nationalists had to bid it farewell from their own independent Ireland.

====The Irish Civil War====
[[File:Bombarded Four Courts Irish Civil War.jpg|thumb|right|350px|The Four Courts building under bombardment, the inciting act of the civil war.]]
In December of 1921, Sinn Féin founder Arthur Griffith and assassination expert Michael Collins negotiated and signed the Anglo-Irish Treaty, putting to an end the Irish War of Independence. Unfortunately, things were about to go bad again. On the issue of Home Rule, the British had largely caved and offered Ireland status as a Dominion, meaning it would have the same near-independence enjoyed by [[Canada]], [[Australia]], and [[New Zealand]].<ref name="partition"/> On the other hand, like those countries, Ireland would have to keep King George V and his successors as their head of state, and members of the Irish Parliament (''Dáil Éireann'') would have to swear loyalty to him in order to be seated.<ref name="partition"/> 

This, combined with Ireland's begrudging acceptance of the partition, was an outrage for the more hardline nationalists like Eamon de Valera, who considered the Treaty a betrayal of the Irish people and the ideals of Irish freedom.<ref name="partition"/> Collins and de Valera, who had once been close friends, became bitter enemies over the matter (although their relationship had been on the rocks for a while previously).<ref>[https://www.irishexaminer.com/opinion/commentanalysis/arid-40943498.html Daniel McConnell: How Michael Collins and Éamon de Valera went from friends to rivals ]. ''Irish Examiner.''</ref> Sinn Féin and the Irish nationalist movement as a whole split between the pro-Treaty faction and the anti-Treaty faction. Upon the Treaty's ratification, de Valera resigned as the President of Ireland and went on a speaking tour around Ireland in which he threatened that the IRA "would have to wade through the blood of the soldiers of the Irish Government, and perhaps through that of some members of the Irish Government to get their freedom".<ref name="civwar">[https://www.theirishwar.com/history/irish-civil-war/ Irish Civil War]. ''The Irish War.''</ref> 

[[File:Secret Destination (6233259813).jpg|thumb|left|325px|Irish National Army troops guard a transport ship.]]

In his place, a pro-Treaty provisional government was established under the leadership of Collins and Griffith, and they set about organizing the National Army and a new police force. However, the National Army was built around the IRA, and most of the IRA hated the Treaty. As a result, most of Ireland's military barracks were controlled by forces who were becoming hostile to the government.<ref name="civwar"/>

Anti-Treaty forces soon barricaded themselves inside the Four Courts building in Dublin, the seat of the new Irish judiciary, in order to protest against the new government. After a tense standoff, Collins ordered the National Army to bombard them with artillery, an act of violence that kicked off the civil war.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-61955756 How civil war erupted at the Irish Four Courts 100 years ago]. ''BBC News.''</ref> Dublin descended into street fighting for a week thereafter, and the Irish government gradually retook the city.

The "Republicans," or the "Irregulars," the new names for the anti-Treaty faction, outnumbered the government forces by roughly 15,000 men to 7,000, or over two-to-one.<ref name="civwar"/> On paper, this doesn't seem like good odds. The government did have some important advantages, though, in that it held most of Ireland's weaponry, and it was receiving aid from the British, who considered the Irish government to be a preferable alternative to the hardliner rebels. British supplies of artillery, aircraft, armored cars, machine guns, small arms and ammunition, combined with expert advisers who had learned much from the trenches of World War I, were decisive in ensuring the Irish government quickly took the upper hand.<ref name="civwar"/> While most of the countryside outside of Dublin was held by the Irregulars, the government was able to recruit and arm increasing numbers of soldiers and retake the major cities with relative ease. 

By 1923, the Irregulars had been reduced to using guerrilla tactics against the government, and many of their fighters chose to go home rather than continue a hopeless war against their own people. Their only major victory was the assassination of Michael Collins,<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/michael-collins-death-timeline A timeline of Michael Collins' death in August 1922]. ''Irish Central.''</ref> which only served to deepen the national divide and make the government unwilling to accept de Valera's offer of a negotiated settlement.<ref name="civwar"/> By the end of that year, the Irregulars had largely either fizzled out or been defeated, and de Valera turned himself in to be arrested.<ref name="civwar"/>

===Ireland goes its own way===
====A Catholic constitution, a Catholic state====
[[File:McQuaid de Valera.jpg|thumb|right|450px|Archbishop John Charles McQuaid with Taoiseach Eamon de Valera, 1940.]]
{{cquote|In the Name of the Most [[Holy Trinity]], from Whom is all authority and to Whom, as our final end, all actions both of men and States must be referred, We, the people of Éire, Humbly acknowledging all our obligations to our Divine Lord, Jesus Christ, Who sustained our fathers through centuries of trial...|||the extremely religious preamble to the 1937 constitution.<ref>[https://www.constituteproject.org/constitution/Ireland_2012 Ireland 1937 (rev. 2012)]. ''Constitute Project.''</ref>}}

After the civil war, the new Irish Free State's government was dominated by the pro-Treaty Sinn Féin party, the members of whom reorganized themselves as the Cumann na nGaedheal. It focused its efforts on establishing the new state, trying to block British efforts to influence Ireland, and turning the country in a more conservative direction.<ref name="cumann">[https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/were-cumann-na-ngaedheal-ministers-really-conservative-revolutionaries-1.2041232 Were Cumann na nGaedheal ministers really ‘conservative revolutionaries’?] ''Irish Times.''</ref> In 1923, vice president Kevin O’Higgins defended his party's emphasis on the rights of landlords by saying, "we are the most conservative-minded revolutionaries that ever put through a successful revolution."<ref name="cumann"/> 

The next year, Eamon de Valera was released from prison, and he promptly abandoned his policy of electoral absenteeism in order to found the Fianna Fáil, or the "Republican Party".<ref name="fiannafound">[https://www.yourirish.com/history/20th-century/fianna-fail-is-founded Fianna Fáil is founded]. ''Your Irish Culture.''</ref> It formed the main opposition party, and its electoral fortunes improved as things in Ireland gradually got worse. The UK was the Ireland's main trading partner, and most of that trade was Irish agricultural exports. However, the UK's prolonged economic slump following the Great War combined with an interwar collapse in crop prices to ensure that the Irish economy never got off the ground.<ref>[https://www.encyclopedia.com/international/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/economies-ireland-north-and-south-1920 Economies of Ireland, North and South, since 1920]. ''Encyclopedia.com''</ref> A trade war with the UK over petty disputes and the onset of the [[Great Depression]] in 1932 caused the economy to collapse. After this, de Valera was finally able to take charge of Ireland at the head of a minority government.

[[File:Consecration of Dr. John Charles McQuaid as Archbishop of Dublin in St. Mary's Pro Cathedral (26472539126).jpg|thumb|right|315px|Archbishop McQuaid in St. Mary's Cathedral.]]

De Valera immediately abolished the oath of allegiance, halted the land annuities that were being paid by Irish farmers to the British to pay off the 1903-9 Land Purchase Acts, and began dismantling the royalist constitution.<ref name="fiannafound"/> When King Edward III abdicated in 1936, de Valera pounced on the political opening and rammed a bill through the Dáil that removed all mention of the monarch and the Governor-General from the constitution.<ref name="fiannafound"/> He also formed a committee dedicated to writing a new constitution for the nation and finally introduced it in 1937.

The new Irish constitution was extremely Catholic in tone, and its preamble read more like a prayer than than a legal document meant to direct a nation. A clause in the new constitution granted the [[Catholic Church]] privileges just short of being a state religion, and the constitution included a controversial article about "women knowing their place at home".<ref name="mcquaid">[https://www.irishamerica.com/2020/07/devil-women-how-the-church-wrote-the-irish-constitution/ Devil Women: How the Church Wrote the Irish Constitution]. ''Irish America.''</ref> The constitution also banned [[divorce]] and [[abortion]], and it would have banned [[contraception]] had the Dáil not banned it already in 1935. All of this marked a drastic change from the old constitution, which had been far more [[secular]] in tone and intent. This was because the constitution had been written with heavy input from John Charles McQuaid, the Archbishop of Dublin, who had a close working relationship with de Valera.<ref name="mcquaid"/> 

McQuaid's influence as Archbishop also stretched into public policy as well. Under his advice, the Dáil banned the new product "Tampax" because McQuaid was worried that girls might become aroused while applying them. No, really.<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/opinion/niallodowd/sinful-trip-northern-ireland-1960s My sinful trip to Northern Ireland as a Catholic schoolboy in the 1960s]. ''Irish Central.''</ref>  Gertrude Gaffney, a prominent columnist in the Irish press at the time, lambasted the direction the country was heading in, saying, "Mr. de Valera has always been a reactionary where women are concerned. He dislikes and distrusts us as a sex and his aim ever since he came into office has been to put us into what he considers is our place and keep us there."<ref name="mcquaid"/> In response, McQuaid warned de Valera against "godless [[feminism]]."

====Neutrality in World War II====
[[File:Jointhevolunteers.jpg|thumb|right|185px|Recruitment poster for the reserve forces, 1939.]]
{{main|World War II}}
Luckily, Ireland was so busy being isolationist and Catholic that it didn't have any time for that [[fascism]] nonsense that swept through Europe during the Great Depression. Under de Valera's watch, Ireland's "fuck you" stance towards the UK slowly calmed down, but relations never approached friendliness. As a result, when the UK found itself at war with [[Nazi Germany]] in 1939, de Valera stated in no uncertain terms that Ireland would take no part in any hostilities. This was a pretty interesting move, since Ireland was at least nominally still a Dominion of the British Empire. [[Winston Churchill]], a notable British politician and soon-to-be Prime Minister was pissed and had to be held back by the Cabinet from making any inflammatory remarks to the press.<ref name="churchillmad">[https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/ireland-ww2/ “That Neutral Island”: Ireland in World War II (with apologies to Clair Wills*)]. ''The Churchill Project.''</ref> US President [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] wasn't any happier, and in his "Arsenal of Democracy" speech, he made mention of Ireland's choice, saying, "Would Irish freedom be permitted as an amazing pet exception in an unfree world?"<ref name="churchillmad"/> In private, FDR was just as pissed as Churchill. Churchill even went so far as to offer to help end the Irish partition if Ireland directly aided the Allies, an offer which de Valera refused because a) reuniting Ireland would have almost certainly started a new [[civil war]], b) nobody in Ireland wanted to get bombed, and c) de Valera didn't trust a word out of Churchill's mouth and thought Churchill might have just been drunk.<ref>[https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-147/leading-churchill-myths-19-churchill-was-drunk-and-not-being-serious-when-he-proposed-the-unification-of-ireland-in-1941/ Leading Churchill Myths (19): “Churchill was drunk and not being serious when he proposed the unification of Ireland in 1941.”] ''International Churchill Society.''</ref> 

Due to Ireland's neutrality, the UK was barred from utilizing any of Ireland's ports to launch anti-submarine sorties, even from those ports that the UK had recently owned as "Treaty Ports."<ref name="churchillmad"/> US ambassador David Gray repeatedly tried pressuring de Valera to open Ireland's ports, and upon the Taoiseach's refusal, would repeatedly disparage him to the US government.<ref name="churchillmad"/> On the other hand, de Valera made no effort to stop the roughly 40,000 Irishmen who volunteered to serve in Allied armies, nor did he try to stop around 200,000 civilians from crossing the border to work in British mines and factories.<ref name="valerawwii">[https://www.yourirish.com/history/20th-century/eire-and-world-war-ii Éire and World War II (1939-1945).] ''Your Irish Culture.''</ref> German soldiers who arrived on Irish soil (usually downed airmen) were hunted down and arrested while British soldiers were returned to their homeland, and lighthouses around Ireland's coasts were painted and numbered to aid Allied navigators.<ref name="valerawwii"/> During the German bombing of Belfast, Irish fire crews crossed the border to help contain the damage.<ref name="valerawwii"/> Ireland also cooperated extensively with British intelligence to ensure that German agents couldn't get a foothold into the British Isles.<ref name="churchillmad"/>

Despite these limited contributions to the Allied war effort, Ireland still wasn't looked upon favorably by the UK or the US. Roosevelt had expected the continuously positive relations between the US and Ireland to make de Valera amenable to allowing American warships into Irish ports, and he wasn't pleased when the answer was still no. In 1945, Churchill gave a speech in which he mentioned that the UK had even considered occupying Ireland by force, but had magnanimously refrained from doing so and thus "left the de Valera government to frolic with the Germans".<ref>[https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/great-contemporary-devalera/ Great Contemporaries: Eamon de Valera and a Long, Fraught Relationship]. ''The Churchill Project.''</ref> The comments provoked fury from Ireland. However, international opinion turned against the Irish even further when de Valera offered condolences to Germany after the death of [[Adolf Hitler]],<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/dec/31/secondworldwar.ireland President sent sympathy on Hitler's death]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> which looked pretty bad since the Allies were in the middle of uncovering the horrors of the [[Holocaust]].

====Diplomatic isolation====
[[File:Veils (6318210106).jpg|thumb|right|265px|A young nun leads a group of girls through the streets of Dublin, 1969.]]
Ireland didn't go unpunished for its relative lack of support for the Allies. Ireland's application to join the [[United Nations]] was rejected since the UN was at that point a club for the victors of World War II, a club to which Ireland obviously didn't belong. Ireland would be rejected repeatedly over the next 9 years due to the [[Soviet Union]]'s vetos, as the Soviets believed Ireland would align and vote with the West.<ref>[https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2021/0203/1194773-ireland-united-nations-initial-lukewarm-reaction/ 'A thieves' kitchen': Ireland's lukewarm reaction to the UN]. ''RTE.''</ref> Ireland only got in thanks to a 1955 package deal that tossed an equal number of [[communist]] and non-communist regimes together. 

Meanwhile, de Valera's government got swept out of office in the 1948 election, and John Costello of the Fine Gael party took his place. Under Costello's watch, Ireland formally renounced its Dominion status, declared itself a republic, and left the British Commonwealth in 1949.<ref>[https://www.wesleyjohnston.com/users/ireland/past/history/19451963.html 1945 - 1963: The birth of the Irish Republic and Economic Development].</ref> As for the ongoing [[Cold War]], Ireland largely avoided joining the Western camp, contrary to Soviet fears. Ireland, while willing to negotiate a defense pact with the US, outright refused to join [[NATO]] until the status of Northern Ireland was resolved in a way that satisfied the Dublin government.<ref>[https://www.nato.int/docu/review/articles/2013/04/23/natos-neutral-european-partners-valuable-contributors-or-free-riders/index.html NATO’s 'neutral' European partners: valuable contributors or free riders?] ''NATO Review.''</ref> Ireland's time in the UN also didn't win it the affection of the Western bloc, as it took on a firm anti-imperialist stance similar to that of Sweden, which often put it at diplomatic opposition to the US and its European friends.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140716113300/http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/books/review-ireland-at-the-un-memories-of-the-early-years-by-noel-dorr-26673946.html Review: Ireland at the UN: Memories of the Early Years by Noel Dorr]. ''The Irish Independent.''</ref> 

Economically, Ireland wasn't doing so hot. The Irish economy remained in a state of depression in the 1950s. Poverty, unemployment, and mass emigration of its educated youth plagued the island. It was completely dependent on its exports to the UK for income. From that point up to 1973, Ireland was largely viewed by the rest of the world as an insignificant island at the margins of the global economy.

===Modernization===
[[File:Drogheda, St Laurence Gate - geograph.org.uk - 312483.jpg|thumb|right|340px|Cars in Drogheda next to a Medieval barbican, 1983.]]
====The Celtic Tiger====

In 1973, Ireland joined the European Communities (the European Coal and Steel Community, the European Economic Community, and the European Atomic Energy Community) in a move that was greatly popular with the Irish people.<ref name="ireec">[https://ireland.representation.ec.europa.eu/about-us/irelands-eu-membership_en Ireland in the EU]. European Commission.</ref> In fact, Ireland had tried repeatedly to sign up throughout the 1960s, but [[France]] blocked them due to concerns about Ireland's protectionist policies and reliance on the UK's market.<ref name="ireec"/> In the end, this move paid off, but it wasn't so clear at first.

By the mid-1980s, Ireland had built up its infrastructure with European subsidies, but mismanagement from its incompetent government hampered economic growth. Political corruption was endemic, and even Taoiseach Charles Haughey himself had misappropriated more than half a million pounds of state funds, all the while urging the country onto a path of fiscal austerity and tightening of belts.<ref>[https://westcorkpeople.ie/columnists/a-history-of-political-corruption-in-ireland/ A history of political corruption in Ireland]. ''West Cork People.''</ref> This was an epidemic in the government, and civil servants were sucking millions out of the state.

The policy program meant to repair the flagging economy included reforming the tax code to attract foreign businesses, shifting its economy to a reliance on this policy instead of simple agriculture.<ref name="iretampa">[https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2005/06/30/how-ireland-went-from-sick-man-to-rich-man/ How Ireland went from sick man to rich man]. ''Tampa Bay Times.''</ref> These corporate-friendly policies are still in place to this day, with Ireland being known as an international tax haven home to extensive operations by major tech corporations like [[Apple Inc.]]<ref>[https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/060316/why-ireland-sometimes-referred-tax-haven.asp Is Ireland a Low Tax Haven?] ''Investopedia.''</ref> Ireland also made university education free in 1996, leading to a well-educated workforce set up near quality universities.<ref name="iretampa"/> A national healthcare system also made it easy and attractive for companies to bring willing employees into Ireland.<ref name="iretampa"/> Ireland's membership in the European Communities and later the [[European Union]] also assured companies that their products coming from Ireland would have a pre-established export.<ref name="tiger">[https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/celtictiger.asp Celtic Tiger: Definition, History, and How Irish Economy Thrived]. ''Investopedia.''</ref> 

As a result of these policies and a simultaneous US economic boom, Ireland's economy grew tremendously between 1995 and 2007. The country was called the "Celtic Tiger," in reference to the "Asian Tiger" economies of [[Singapore]], [[Hong Kong]], [[Taiwan]], and [[South Korea]], which all underwent rapid industrialization and economic growth during this period.<ref name="tiger"/>

[[File:Historical economic growth of Ireland and the UK.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Spoiler: Ireland appears to have gotten the last laugh...<ref>[https://www.worldeconomics.com/Thoughts/Has-Union-with-Britain-Been-an-Economic-Calamity-for-Northern-Ireland-V2.aspx Ireland is Now Significantly Wealthier than the UK]. ''World Economics.''</ref>]]

Unfortunately, this rapid economic growth, built on right-wing policies, wasn't sustainable. The economic story doesn't end here, but first we have to talk about the other bad shit that started going down first...

====Church scandals and the sins of the Fathers====
[[File:Vile pedo priest of Northern Ire.jpg|thumb|right|265px|Vile pedophile priest Brendan Smyth leers at a photographer's camera during his 1997 arrest.]]
{{cquote|When we were younger and abused, there was nobody to talk to, that we could trust. The priests, we couldn’t go near, they would laugh at us and call us liars. We couldn’t tell our parents, because they would have to go to the priest, and he’d do the same thing to them. We couldn’t tell the guards, because the guards and the priests, and teachers, were all big buddies.|||Martin Gallagher, a child sexual abuse survivor.<ref name="mgallagher">[https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2020/11/27/sins-of-the-fathers-ireland-s-sex-abuse-survivors Sins of the fathers: Ireland’s sex abuse survivors]. ''Euro News.''</ref>}}

Beginning in the late 1980s and continuing throughout the 1990s, revelations about widespread [[child sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church]] started coming to light, leading to a cataclysmic collapse in the Irish public's trust in the institution. Under intense public pressure, the Irish government began conducting investigations, uncovering hundreds of cases of child sexual abuse and other crimes against children committed by people who had claimed to be serving Jesus Christ and all that was good.<ref name="ryanrep">[https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/summary-of-clerical-sex-abuse-scandals-in-ireland/37248116.html Summary of clerical sex abuse scandals in Ireland]. ''Belfast Telegraph.''</ref> 

One of the worst of these early cases concerned the Belfast priest Brendan Smyth, who was accused of sexual abuse and fled into Ireland. He was later convicted of committing horrific crimes against more than 140 children over the course of decades, all with the full knowledge of the Church establishment (which investigated him in 1975 and confirmed many of his crimes).<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-33239256 HIA inquiry hears angry jail letter from paedophile priest Fr Brendan Smyth]. ''BBC News.''</ref> In the Republic of Ireland, knowledge that the Irish government had been the extradition of this evil [[pedophile]] back to the UK caused the collapse of the then-ruling Labour/Fianna Fail coalition.<ref name="smyth">[https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/church-tribute-to-notorious-paedophile-priest-brendan-smyth-a-knife-in-the-heart-for-his-victims/38448992.html Church tribute to notorious paedophile priest Brendan Smyth ‘a knife in the heart’ for his victims]. ''Belfast Telegraph.''</ref> 

[[File:Protest against Pope Francis pedo scandal.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Angry protest sign during Pope Francis' 2018 visit to Ireland.]]

The Irish government eventually organized a full inquiry into the matter, which published the "Ryan Report" in May 2000. The Ryan Report documented numerous cases of [[rape]] and sexual assault of children, who were kicked, physically assaulted, and forced to carry out hard labor.<ref name="ryanrep"/> The Ferns Report, released in 2005, demonstrated that Bishop Donal Herlihy had covered up more than 100 allegations of child sexual abuse made between 1962 and 2002 against 21 priests in the Diocese of Ferns.<ref name="ryanrep"/> The Murphy Report, which came out in 2009, was perhaps the worst yet, documenting the sexual abuse of over 320 children, filling three volumes.<ref name="ryanrep"/> One priest identified in the Murphy Report had raped children on more than 100 occasions. Ultimately, these and a bunch of other reports and criminal cases shed light on almost 15,000 cases of sexual abuse committed between 1970 and 1990.<ref name="mgallagher"/> Fifteen fucking ''thousand''. Making things worse, a 2011 report lambasted the [[Vatican]] establishment as "entirely unhelpful" in assisting the investigation, and it noted that the Church's own guidelines would have protected these children had they actually been followed.<ref name="badreport">[https://www.reuters.com/article/ireland-church/irish-catholic-church-concealed-child-abuse-in-1990s-idUSL6E7ID2J820110713 Irish Catholic Church concealed child abuse in 1990s]. ''Reuters.''</ref> Instead, the report noted that many of the priests it found to have committed crimes actually went unpunished, with one priest even having been sent to officiate the wedding of one of his victims.<ref name="badreport"/> Holy ''shit.''

All of this, luckily, cratered the Church's influence over Irish society. In 1979, Pope [[John Paul II]] was treated like a superstar during his visit to Ireland, and approximately 2.7 million people (79% of the population) came out to honor him.<ref name="jptrip">[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/09/catholic-church-ireland-pope-francis-visit-abuse The church brutalised Ireland. People have a right to protest against the pope’s visit]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> When [[Pope Francis]] visited in 2018, his crowds were sparse, some protestors booed him, and many people who came to see him later confessed that they had done so in secret due to being afraid that their friends would be critical.<ref name="frankvisit">[https://www.npr.org/2018/08/27/642187249/pope-ends-visit-to-a-disillusioned-ireland-where-church-authority-has-declined Pope Ends Visit To A Disillusioned Ireland, Where Church Authority Has Plunged]. ''NPR.''</ref>

====The road of secularization====
[[File:March for Choice in Dublin On Saturday 29th. September 2012 (8037503381).jpg|thumb|right|375px|A [[pro-choice]] march in Dublin, 2012.]]
When John Paul II went to Ireland, contraception, divorce, and homosexuality were illegal.<ref name="jptrip"/> After the scandals, things started changing: 
*In '''1985''', under pressure from [[feminist]] groups and despite the opposition of the Church, Ireland legalized contraception and later began distributing films on how to use condoms.<ref name="irecondom">[https://trinitynews.ie/2022/11/from-forbidden-to-funded-a-history-of-contraception-in-ireland/ From Forbidden to Funded: A History of Contraception In Ireland]. ''Trinity News.''</ref> 
*In '''1995''', the Irish people voted (narrowly) for a referendum amending the constitution to overturn the ban on divorce, even after having voted heavily against the same measure in '''1986'''.<ref>[https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/ireland-end-ban-on-divorce On This Day: Ireland votes to end its ban on divorce in 1995]. ''Irish Central.''</ref> At the time, Ireland, alongside Malta and [[Vatican City]], was one of the only European countries where divorce was still illegal. 
*In '''2015''', Irish voters passed in a landslide a referendum that legalized [[same-sex marriage]], becoming the first country to do so via popular vote.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/23/gay-marriage-ireland-yes-vote Ireland becomes first country to legalise gay marriage by popular vote]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> Also in 2015, openly [[gay]] Taoiseach Leo Varadkar met his partner Matt Barrett, and the two started posting lovey-dovey pictures of themselves on social media.<ref>[https://www.dublinlive.ie/lifestyle/inside-leo-varadkars-private-life-24374838 Inside Leo Varadkar's private life with partner Matt Barrett]. ''Dublin Live.''</ref>
*In '''2018''', the Irish public once again voted overwhelmingly to repeal their constitution's ban on [[abortion]].<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/europe/ireland-abortion-referendum-5-years-intl-cmd/index.html Five years after Ireland’s historic abortion referendum, access to care is still ‘patchy’]. ''CNN.''</ref> 
*In '''2022''', the Irish government included a measure in its budget making contraception fully government-funded for women between 17 and 25, with plans to expand that cohort to women from 16-30 years.<ref name="irecondom"/>

When John Paul II went to Ireland, Mass attendance was 80% of the Irish population.<ref name="frankvisit"/> By the time Pope Francis arrived in Ireland, Mass attendance had dropped to a miserable 30%.<ref name="frankvisit"/> As if to remind people why this is the case, a mass unmarked grave was unearthed beneath a former home for unmarried mothers and children in 2017,<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/03/mass-grave-of-babies-and-children-found-at-tuam-orphanage-in-ireland Mass grave of babies and children found at Tuam care home in Ireland]. ''The Guardian.''</ref>  and the Irish government published the findings of its investigation in 2021.<ref>[https://www.euronews.com/2023/07/04/chamber-of-horrors-remains-of-hundreds-of-babies-to-be-exhumed-from-mass-grave-in-ireland 'Chamber of horrors': Remains of hundreds of babies to be exhumed from mass grave in Ireland]. ''EuroNews.''</ref> Some of the dead were babies. Others had been experimented on. 

As the Irish nation knows, the road to a [[secular]] culture is all too often filled with pain and death.

===The trials of today===
[[File:2009 Dublin financial crisis march.jpg|thumb|right|300px|A labor protest in Dublin, 2009.]]
====The economic bubble pops (and the problem is ongoing)====
{{main|Great Recession}}
{{cquote|We never really believed the boom. During the Celtic tiger period we were like, jeez, look at us, this will never last. Irish people were used to shit homes, shit education, shit hospitals. In England, there is a cultural memory of things working. There is no cultural memory in Ireland of things working.|||A laid-off former Dell employee interviewed by ''[[the Guardian]]'' in 2010.<ref name="lorcan">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/may/26/ireland-economic-collapse The victims of Ireland's economic collapse]. ''The Guardian.''</ref>}}

In 2008, Ireland joined [[Greece]] in being one of the countries hardest hit by the global economic downturn. Once hailed as the Celtic Tiger, Ireland saw its economy crash into the gutters with shocking speed. While this economic boom period was fueled by free-market policies, the economic crash was caused by them as well. A loosely-regulated banking sector lent irresponsibly to property developers and homebuyers, drawing on what were effectively unlimited funds from US and European banks.<ref name="celtigerbad">[https://www.epi.org/publication/death_of_the_celtic_tiger/ Death of the Celtic Tiger: A Cautionary Irish Tale]. ''Economic Policy Institute.''</ref> Membership in the European Monetary Fund ensured halved interest rates, and the Irish government offered subsidies to push the cash orgy to even greater heights. All of this created a monstrously unsustainable construction boom and real estate bubble.

[[File:Samuel Beckett Bridge - Dublin, Ireland - August 18, 2017.jpg|thumb|right|375px|Nighttime over Dublin.]]

When the Great Recession hit, the bubble popped. Foreign capital from the US stopped arriving, exports slowed, property values plummeted, and the economic woes revealed that Ireland's banks were all built on a mountain of debt.<ref name="celtigerbad"/> This proved to everyone that Ireland's economic "miracle" had been fueled by illusion rather than actual economic strength. And the piper had to be paid. From 2007 to 2011, Ireland's national income plummeted by over 17%, making this the fastest and hardest downfall of a Western economy since the [[Great Depression]].<ref name="celtigerbad"/> 

Desperate, Ireland bailed out its banking sector to the tune of hundreds of millions of euros. Unfortunately, this caused the government deficit and then debt to explode to near-fatal levels, and by 2010 Ireland was, per capita, the most indebted country in the EU.<ref name="lorcan"/> In order to get their affairs in order, the Irish government launched what the ''Financial Times'' called a "masochistic" austerity package.<ref name="lorcan"/> This included cutting public sector pay by 15%, child benefits by 10%, and unemployment benefits by 4.1%, all with the goal of reducing spending by a whopping 10% over three years.<ref name="lorcan"/> The banks and foreign investors had put Ireland into a pit. Now the Irish people had to dig their country out. 

Although Ireland eventually managed to recover from the abysmal depths to which it had plunged, the economy still struggled. The Irish construction sector, by 2019, had never recovered the numbers of employees it had in 2008, despite a looming housing shortage.<ref>[https://www.socialjustice.ie/content/policy-issues/economic-lessons-last-recession Economic Lessons from the Last Recession.] ''Social Justice Ireland.''</ref> The Irish government could have invested in the sector to boost its capacity, but borrowing and spending restrictions still in place from the austerity years prevented this. So, by 2023, a full-scale housing crisis set in. Homelessness hit highs not seen since the wave of evictions during the goddamn ''Great Famine'',<ref name="irehomecri">[https://www.euronews.com/2023/07/06/irelands-housing-crisis-millennials-a-generation-sacrificed Ireland's housing crisis: Millennials, a generation sacrificed]. ''EuroNews.''</ref> and Ireland's old story became new again. Educated young Irish people started emigrating ''en masse'' from Ireland to seek more livable conditions, and birthrates plummeted since no one could afford to support children.<ref name="irehomecri"/> The exodus of the young and the inability to house those who stayed scared off the same foreign investors on whose cash Ireland used to rely.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c885xelwpgeo Housing crisis in Ireland undermining new investment - IDA]. ''BBC News.''</ref>

Irish, of course, could console themselves by noting that their GDP-per-capita is still much higher than in the UK and their economy is doing better, to boot.<ref>[https://www.thenationalnews.com/opinion/comment/2023/05/17/unlike-ireland-the-uks-economic-growth-is-nothing-to-write-home-about/ Britain once sneered at Ireland's economy, but how times have changed]. Esler, Gavin. ''The National News.''</ref> And at least Ireland didn't shoot itself in both kneecaps by doing a [[Brexit]]. But to those out of work and out of a home, this is cold comfort.

====Brexit and the Northern Irish border====
{{main|Brexit}}
In 1998, voters from both Ireland and Northern Ireland ratified the Good Friday Agreement, which all-but-dissolved the border between the two entities, ended direct British rule over the country, and created a mechanism for Irish reunification should voters in both countries assent.<ref>[https://apnews.com/article/northern-ireland-good-friday-agreement-explained-8165d2fb0d7537401047d5ff9ba1a39e As it turns 25, N Ireland’s Good Friday Agreement explained]. ''Associated Press.''</ref> Despite some deadly incidents after this, the peace held.

In a nicer world, the story would have ended there. However, the UK's decision to exit the European Union abruptly threw the Good Friday arrangement into question. The border protocols in place between Ireland and Northern Ireland were suddenly no longer possible due to the UK no longer being a part of the European Union's free movement arrangement. After years of wrangling with this issue, the UK government under Prime Minister [[Boris Johnson]] decided to establish customs checks on goods traveling between Great Britain and Northern Ireland in order to eliminate the need for checks on the Irish border.<ref name="eunitrade">[https://apnews.com/article/brexit-european-union-northern-ireland-sausage-windsor-framework-5dec795bf393476c40e304ead5cfb393 Northern Ireland’s history makes post-Brexit deal complex]. ''Associated Press.''</ref> This pissed off Northern Irish voters since unionists didn't like having a barrier between them and the UK, and nobody liked seeing grocery shelves empty due to the difficulty and cost in importing products from the UK. Later on, the new PM [[Rishi Sunak]] scrapped this arrangement and decided that Northern Ireland would just abide by certain EU trade regulations, which would hopefully also eliminate the need for border controls.<ref name="eunitrade"/> Too bad then that the [[Democratic Unionist Party]], which is usually dominant in Northern Irish politics, refused to agree to this arrangement, leaving the border situation again in limbo.<ref>[https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/northern-irelands-dup-not-convinced-by-london-restore-government-2023-07-19/ Northern Ireland's DUP not convinced by London to restore government]. ''Reuters.''</ref>

==Government and politics==
[[File:Leinster House (6178582279).jpg|thumb|right|400px|Leinster House, seat of the Oireachtas.]]
Ireland is a democratic parliamentary republic. Political power is mostly centered in the body of the Oireachtas (Irish for "Parliament"), which consists of the President of Ireland and the [[bicameral|two legislative houses]], the Dáil Éireann ("Assembly of Ireland") and Seanad Éireann ("Senate of Ireland"). The Dáil is the lower house, but it is the oldest part of the Irish government, with the first Dáil having assembled in 1918.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/the-first-dail-eireann/ The First Dail Eireann]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> The head of government, or the Taoiseach, is elected by the Dáil.

The Dáil has 160 elected members, who are called Teachta Dála, or TDs.<ref name="dail">[https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/government-in-ireland/houses-of-the-oireachtas/dail-eireann/ Dáil Éireann]. ''Citizens Information.''</ref> TDs are directly elected by 39 constituencies, and there constitutionally cannot be less than one TD per 30,000 Irish citizens.<ref name="dail"/> Irish citizens are only eligible to hold office as a TD once they reach the age of 21. Elections must be held at least once every 5 years, effectively setting this as the upper limit for each term.<ref name="dail"/> 

The upper house, the Seanad Éireann, has 60 members (called Senators) who are officially unburdened by party affiliation.<ref name="senead">[https://www.oireachtas.ie/en/visit-and-learn/how-parliament-works/role-of-the-oireachtas/seanad-eireann/ Seanad Éireann]. Oireachtas.</ref> Note we didn't say "elected members," as the Senators are chosen through a rather unique system. 11 Senators are nominated by the Taoiseach, 43 are elected from panels of candidates representing specified vocations, and 6 members are elected by university graduates.<ref name="snd">[https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/government-in-ireland/houses-of-the-oireachtas/the-seanad/ Seanad]. ''Citizens Information.''</ref> Panel candidates are selected by non-profit organizations registered with the government, and only incoming TDs, outgoing Senators, and local elected officials vote in panel elections.<ref name="snd"/> This might seem weird and undemocratic, but luckily the Seanad has few powers, as it can only amend bills and delay their implementation.<ref name="senead"/> It can't actually stop the Dáil from doing something and only really exists to let educated people and special interests debate a piece of legislation in public. In 2013 a referendum on abolishing the Seanad as a cost-saving measure was narrowly voted down by the Irish public.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-24404157 Seanad vote: Public vote to keep Irish senate]. ''BBC News.''</ref> 

The President of Ireland is the head of state, directly elected by the people of Ireland. Most of the presidential duties are ceremonial, as dissolving the Dáil, accepting resignations from ministers, or signing legislation is largely done at the instruction of the Taoiseach.<ref>[https://president.ie/en/the-president/constitutional-role Constitutional Role]. Office of the President.</ref> The Taoiseach represents the government domestically and abroad, and they coordinate the work of the government's ministers and departments.<ref>[https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/4fe633-role-of-taoiseach/ https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/4fe633-role-of-taoiseach/ Role of the Taoiseach]. Government of Ireland.</ref> The Taoiseach is answerable to the Dáil, being formally questioned by TDs in a weekly ceremony. 

Ireland's constitution was established in 1937, but it can be amended by popular referendum.<ref>[https://electionsireland.org/results/referendum/index.cfm Summary of Referendums 1937-2018]. ''Elections Ireland.''</ref> This is ''really important'' since the 1937 version of the constitution was a regressive and religiously-minded document that banned contraception, divorce, and abortion while claiming that "a woman's place is in the home". These provisions were all gradually stripped away through referendums as Ireland became a more secular nation. In 2023, the dated and misogynistic references to women's roles in society were slated to be voted on in a referendum proposing to replace the language with gender-neutral and non-discriminatory sections. In the end, the electorate voted to keep these references in the constitution.<ref>[https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/ireland-vote-removing-outmoded-references-women-constitution-2023-03-08/ Ireland to vote on removing 'outmoded' references to women from constitution]. ''Reuters.''</ref>  

=== Political parties ===
[[File:Dáil Chamber.jpg|thumb|right|325px|The Dáil Chamber in Leinster House.]]
Similarly to the United Kingdom, Ireland is in theory a multiparty democracy, but for almost all of its history, control of government has only passed between the two largest parties.<ref name="sinnwin">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/09/irish-voters-have-made-sinn-fein-mainstream-election Tired of a two-party system, Irish voters have made Sinn Féin mainstream]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> They are currently in an unprecedented coalition together after having both lost seats in the 2020 election.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53181372 Irish government: Parties agree to form coalition government]. ''BBC News.''</ref>
* '''Fine Gael''' (''Irish Family'', pronounced "feenuh gayl"): This is a centre-right political party descended from the pro-Treaty faction in the Irish Civil War.<ref name="ireparties">[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51386410 Irish general election: Profile of Irish political parties]. ''BBC News.''</ref> Michael Collins is considered the party's great hero. Currently, the party focuses on free trade, fewer economic regulations, and placing economic interests above environmental ones.<ref>[https://politpro.eu/en/ireland/parties Ireland: Parties at a glance]. ''PolitPro.''</ref> The party is pro-EU and socially liberal, having been the driving force behind the marriage equality and abortion referendums.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51391741 Irish general election profile: Leo Varadkar]. ''BBC News.''</ref> The party leader is the current Taoiseach, Simon Harris. 
* '''Fianna Fáil''' (''Warriors of Destiny'', pronounced "feeanna foyle"): This party is also centre-right, and it was founded by the anti-Treaty Eamon de Valera after the Civil War.<ref name="ireparties"/> It was the dominant party for most of the post-WWII era. It has a similar business-friendly low-regulation economic platform to Fine Gael, but the party wants higher spending on welfare, health, and housing.<ref name="feeanna">[https://spunout.ie/news/politics/fine-gael-fianna-fail Fine Gael vs Fianna Fáil: what’s the difference?] ''Spunout.''</ref> Fianna Fáil is also much more socially conservative than Fine Gael. These are the guys who were in power during the Great Economic Fuckup of 2008, which caused them to get crushed in the 2011 elections.<ref name="ireparties"/>

Orbiting further from the levers of power are parties that are mainstream but unable to gain a majority to govern. These parties wait eagerly for their chance to prop up one of the main two parties to form a government in exchange for policy concessions. These are:
* '''Sinn Féin''' (''We Ourselves,'' pronounced "shin fayn"): This is an Irish nationalist party founded by Arthur Griffith in 1905, and it is frequently accused of being the political arm of the IRA in Northern Ireland.<ref>[https://www.ft.com/content/058e757a-54c3-11ea-90ad-25e377c0ee1f Sinn Féin still overseen by IRA, says Ireland police chief]. ''Financial Times.''</ref> Theoretically, its primary focus is reunification with Northern Ireland, and it operates in both countries. In Ireland itself, though, Sinn Féin is more notable for its left-wing economic policies like stronger workers' rights, wealth redistribution, and increased social spending.<ref name="labsinn">[https://spunout.ie/news/politics/labour-vs-sinn-fein Labour vs Sinn Féin: what’s the difference?] ''Spunout.''</ref> This is why they picked up a large number of seats and became a power bloc in their own right in the 2020 elections.<ref name="sinnwin"/>
* '''Labour''': This is a party advocating [[social democracy]], which was founded in 1912.<ref name="ireparties"/> In 2011, it was the second largest party in the Dáil, serving as the junior coalition partner for Fine Gael. Seen as having compromised its values to keep itself in the coalition, Labour then suffered a catastrophic electoral defeat in 2016, relegating it to the political wilderness.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20200216033646/https://www.thejournal.ie/labour-ireland-worst-election-ge16-2016-2629803-Mar2016/ Labour just had the worst election in its 104-year history]. ''The Journal''.</ref>
* '''Green Party''': As you'd expect, this is a pro-environmental policy and otherwise solidly left-wing political faction. After the tumultuous 2020 elections in which it gained a few seats, the Greens entered into coalition with the two main right-wing parties in exchange for a long slate of environmental spending programs.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/26/irish-government-to-be-formed-after-greens-vote-yes-to-coalition Ireland to form new government after Green party votes for coalition]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> 

There are also a few parties at the fringes of Irish politics which regularly win seats in the Dáil but almost never make a real impact on governance. The Social Democrats are a relatively new party similar to Labour, but split from it over a few key policy differences.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150716211916/http://www.thejournal.ie/social-democrats-2217319-Jul2015/ Ireland’s newest political party will abolish water charges and repeal the 8th]. ''The Journal.''</ref> People Before Profit–Solidarity is an alliance between two [[socialist]] political parties. Aontú was founded by Peadar Tóibín, who resigned from Sinn Féin due to his opposition to legal abortion.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20200221195858/https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/peadar-toibin-announces-resignation-from-sinn-fein-885583.html Peadar Tóibín announces Sinn Féin resignation; hopes to set up new party]. ''Irish Examiner.''</ref> 

Finally, the Ceann Comhairle, the elected speaker of the Dáil, is expected to be completely impartial and thus has no political party.

===Political dynasties===
One peculiar feature of Irish politics is the number of [[Nepotism|political dynasties]] that inhabit the Oireachtas, many of which go as far back as the 19th century. Where you get one or two families in other countries like the Kennedys ''([[Robert Kennedy|Robert]], [[Ted Kennedy|Ted]], [[Robert Kennedy, Jr.|Bob]] & [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnie]])'', Pauls ''([[Ron Paul|Ron]] & [[Rand Paul|Rand]])'' and the Bushes ''([[George H. W. Bush|George H]] & [[Dubya]])'' in the US, Milibands ''([[David Miliband|David]] & [[Ed Miliband|Ed]])'' in the UK and the Downers ''({{wpl|Alick Downer|père}} et {{wpl|Alexander Downer|fils}})'' in Australia, it is so extensive in Ireland that an entire Wikipedia page is devoted to "{{wpl|Families in the Oireachtas||".}} Another feature of these Irish political dynasties is that, while in other countries, they spread themselves around, in Ireland, it is common to hold to certain constituencies for years, like the Healy-Raes in Kerry.<ref>Naomi O'Leary [https://www.politico.eu/article/healy-rae-kerry-political-dynasty-irish-election/ Kings of Kerry: An Irish political dynasty,] ''Politico.eu''</ref> Pundits have compared these dynasties to modern-day kingdoms of old Gaelic Ireland, where the country was a series of mini-kingdoms.

For example, the current President, Michael Higgins, has a daughter Alice May, an independent Senator.<ref>[https://www.alicemaryhiggins.ie/ Senator Alice May Higgins's homepage]</ref> Another case is Dublin City councillor and former TD Joe Costello,<ref>[https://www.labour.ie/joecostello Labour - Cllr Joe Costello]</ref> who is married to Emer Costello, a former Lord Mayor, senator and MEP.<ref>[http://emercostello.blogspot.com/ Cllr Emer Costello's personal website]</ref> Emer Costello's sister is Mary Moran, a current sitting senator.<ref>[https://www.oireachtas.ie/en/members/member/Mary-Moran.S.2011-05-25/ Oireachtas - Senator Mary Moran]</ref>

==Religion==
[[File:St Patrick's Cathedral Exterior, Dublin, Ireland - Diliff.jpg|thumb|right|425px|St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin. It was built in 1191 by the Catholic Church, but today serves as the national cathedral of the Church of Ireland.]]
===Catholicism and its public influence===
{{cquote|She has been in school for a few months only, and already she is imbibing the idea that God created everything. This worries me a lot. I don't want her to be indoctrinated.|||Mike McKillen, part-time biochemistry professor at Trinity College Dublin, regarding his granddaughter's education.<ref name="schoolbap">[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/17/faith-hope-and-secularity-ireland-on-brink-of-change-as-church-power-wanes Faith, hope and secularity: Ireland on brink of change as church power wanes]. ''The Guardian.''</ref>}}

The rapid growth of its economy in recent years combined with a flood of sexual abuse allegations and coverups has facilitated the decline of the [[Catholic Church]]'s influence in the country, and consequently, religious involvement in Irish life has decreased dramatically.<ref>[http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/irish-children-abused-in-a-land-of-deference-474306.html Irish Children Abused In A Land Of Deference], ''Irish Independent'', Nov 20, 2005, article reviews the findings of the '''Ferns Report'''</ref><ref>[http://archives.tcm.ie/businesspost/2005/10/23/story9029.asp Ferns Report to rock church], ''Sunday Business Post'', Oct 23, 2005</ref><ref>{{wpl|Roman_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases_by_country#Ireland}}</ref> However, the Church still maintains some temporal power. This power includes a near monopoly over the education system, especially primary schools.<ref>[https://www.irishtimes.com/news/education/our-catholic-education-system-is-out-of-step-with-modern-society-1.3605703 Our Catholic education system is out of step with modern society]. ''Irish Times.''</ref> The dominance is so inherently unfair that Catholic schools are almost entirely funded by the state. Atheist parents in most areas have little choice but to baptise their child as a Catholic.<ref name="schoolbap"/> Otherwise, it is ''extremely'' difficult to get the child into their local school. Some urban areas, such as Dublin, have religion-neutral schools, but these are still few and far between.

Ireland is predominantly Catholic, although Irish adherence to the doctrines of Catholicism consists of popping along to church every now and then to apologise for not going enough and then not going again for a few years. 81% of the population as a whole consider themselves Catholic. Among young college students, only 58% consider themselves Catholic, and 37% say they believe in [[God]], so those identifying as Catholic are sometimes culturally Catholic without believing.<ref>[http://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/religion-and-beliefs/major-disconnect-between-irish-students-and-catholic-church-a-random-poll-has-found-1.1497605 Major disconnect between Irish students and Catholic Church, a random poll has found]. ''Irish Times.''</ref>

===Church of Ireland===
The Church of Ireland is an autonomous branch of the [[Anglican Communion]], and it retains a large number of followers in Ireland. After the Tudor conquest, it was established as the avowedly Protestant state church of Ireland, although it retained certain traditions, saints, and organizational structures from the Catholic Church in Ireland.<ref>[https://www.historyireland.com/disestablishment-in-the-nick-of-time/ Disestablishment—in the nick of time]. ''History Ireland.''</ref> It only ever held the loyalty of a minority of Irish citizens, but during the time of its establishment it enjoyed privileges like support from mandatory tithes and representation in Westminster. Although its history truly began with the [[Protestant Reformation]] in England, the Church of Ireland claims descent from Saint Patrick and his early ministries in Celtic Ireland.<ref name="churchmembire">[https://www.ireland.anglican.org/about/about-us About Us]. Church of Ireland.</ref> It is the second-largest Christian church in Ireland, with an estimated 343,000 members.<ref name="churchmembire"/>

==Human rights==
[[File:Dublin Savita Halappanavar Rally.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Dubliners protest the preventable death of Savita Halappanavar in 2012, who died of a miscarriage after being denied an abortion.]]
===Women=== 
Women's rights in the Republic of Ireland were historically pretty poor thanks to, as noted in an earlier section, the 1937 constitution having been written with heavy input from a conservative Catholic Archbishop. Various bills passed in the Dáil over the early decades of Ireland's independence limited women's rights further. In 1927, women were exempted from jury duty, in 1932 contraceptives were banned completely, and in 1935 married women were banned from holding jobs and engaged women were required to resign immediately upon their wedding.<ref>[https://www.ictu.ie/blog/marriage-bar-ban-employing-married-women The Marriage Bar : A Ban on Employing Married Women]. ''Irish Congress of Trade Unions.''</ref> 

After Ireland joined the European Union, many of these laws had to be either scrapped or amended in order to comply with international regulations. In 1973, the ban on married women working was lifted, in 1975 sex discrimination in pay was banned, and in 1976 sex discrimination in promotions and firings was banned as well.<ref name="womright">[https://www.youngfeminist.eu/2019/04/a-history-of-womens-rights-in-ireland-what-has-the-european-union-done-for-us/ Women in Post-Revolution Ireland]. ''Young Feminist Europe.''</ref> 

The 2018 referendum on repealing the constitutional abortion ban brought feminism into Irish politics as a major force, as thousands of women had gained firsthand experience in grassroots organization in favor of the measure.<ref>[https://www.politico.eu/article/ireland-feminist-revolution/ Ireland’s feminist revolution]. ''Politico.''</ref> This ushered in a new age of gender-based reform such as an overhaul of sex education, efforts to get women into STEM education, and free contraception for women between the ages of 17 and 30.<ref>[https://www.thejournal.ie/readme/irish-treatment-of-women-5889595-Oct2022/ The rights of women and girls in Ireland have come a long way - here's how far]. ''The Journal.''</ref> 

===Blasphemy law===
In 2009 Ireland decided it'd be a rather good idea to make blasphemy a criminal offence.<ref>[http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0728/p06s07-woeu.html President McAleese signs blasphemy law.]</ref> This fulfilled a constitutional requirement that had been added by the fundamentalist Archbishop McQuaid. This would make one assume that such a law would be a mere formality for constitutional reasons since a blasphemy law is a bit odd in 21st century Europe. However, the law established that blasphemy would be punishable by a fine of €25,000, a measure which was praised by the Organization of Islamic States.<ref>[https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0306422016643024 Beyond belief]. ''SagePub.''</ref>

Despite "WTF" reactions from most of Europe and the United States, public reaction was initially muted. It wasn't until 2018 when a constitutional referendum voided the bill, and while 80% of voters under 35 approved the change, only 52% of voters over 65 were in favor.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/27/ireland-votes-to-oust-blasphemy-ban-from-constitution Ireland votes to oust ‘medieval’ blasphemy law]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> This age breakdown shows why it took so long to repeal, as change in Ireland on this issue was driven by the youngest voters who had only recently been enfranchised. The referendum was prompted by an investigation into British comedian [[Stephen Fry]], who had called God "capricious, mean-spirited, and stupid" during an interview on Irish television.<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/10/ireland-blasphemy-referendum-stephen-fry/574030/ How a Comedian Pushed Ireland Into a Referendum on Blasphemy]. ''The Atlantic.''</ref> People who realized how petty this matter was to be spending the government's time on, the push for the referendum began. Thanks for calling God stupid, Stephen!

===Abortion===
[[Abortion]] was illegal in the Irish Republic, and women who needed an abortion had to travel to the [[United Kingdom|UK]] (assuming they had the money) or get an illegal backstreet abortion. Illegal abortions risked a prison sentence of up to 14 years. The [[United Nations]] [[human rights]] committee saw the Irish position on abortion as cruel, inhuman and degrading.<ref>[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/08/20/in-ireland-where-abortion-is-illegal-a-woman-is-live-tweeting-her-arduous-journey-to-obtain-one/ In Ireland, Where Abortion is Illegal, a Woman is Live-Tweeting Her Arduous Journey to Obtain One]</ref><ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/20/irish-woman-live-tweets-journey-for-abortion-in-britain Irish woman live-tweets journey for abortion in Great Britain]</ref> 

Irish voters approved a referendum on the 25 May 2018 that amended the constitution to make abortion legal, with 66.4% of the voters ticking the "yes" box.<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/26/europe/ireland-count-abortion---intl/index.html Ireland votes resoundingly to repeal abortion ban]. ''CNN.''</ref> That was pretty huge, but things don't change overnight. Although abortion is free and legally available in Ireland up to 12 weeks of pregnancy, women still face a heavy stigma about seeking abortion services and medical practitioners across the country are unsupportive towards women seeking abortions.<ref name="cnnabort"/> Abortion access is described as a "postcode lottery," as few places in rural Ireland have abortion clinics or even OBGYNs willing to discuss the matter.<ref name="cnnabort"/> 

===Gay rights===
[[File:DUBLIN 2015 LGBTQ PRIDE PARADE (WERE YOU THERE) REF-106090 (19024048510).jpg|thumb|right|325px|Dublin Pride 2015.]]
Gay people in Ireland have had a long history of discrimination, which is unsurprising for a country which only recently secularized. Homosexual acts were only decriminalized in 1993 (for context, this is when [[Bill Clinton]] became the US president).<ref name="pinknews">[https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/06/25/ireland-lgbtq-rights-homosexuality-decriminalisation/ How the decriminalisation of homosexuality set Ireland on a rapid, awe-inspiring path to modernisation]. ''Pink News.''</ref> Civil unions were only permitted from 2011, and the campaign for same-sex marriage proved to be extremely bitter. In the lead-up to the referendum on the matter, nationwide campaigns insisted that passing the referendum would destroy the foundation of the Irish family and eliminate marriages for everyone.<ref name="pinknews"/> Luckily, the Irish public largely didn't buy it, and in 2015 they voted in a landslide (62%)<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/23/gay-marriage-ireland-yes-vote Ireland becomes first country to legalise gay marriage by popular vote]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> to amend the constitution to allow same-sex marriages. This made Ireland the first country where same-sex marriage was legalized by a nationwide popular vote.

Unfortunately, this doesn't mean things are perfect. In 2018, a wave of violent attacks against gay people swept the nation, sparking calls for Ireland to pass laws recognizing these attacks as anti-gay hate crimes and criminalize them accordingly.<ref name="gayhatecrime">[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-ireland-lawmaking-lgbt/ireland-pressed-to-introduce-hate-crime-laws-after-lgbt-attacks-idUSKBN1KF2EW Ireland pressed to introduce hate crime laws after LGBT attacks]. ''Reuters.''</ref> Ireland is an outlier in Western Europe for not having such legislation. However, in the same year, David Stanton, Ireland's junior justice and equality minister, dismissed the idea as being unnecessary on the blatantly false basis that Ireland didn't have a hate crime problem.<ref name="gayhatecrime"/> A hate crime bill didn't make it into the Dáil until 2022, and the government stalled its introduction into committees for almost a year after it passed.<ref>[https://gcn.ie/irish-hate-crime-law-faces-delays/ Irish hate crime law won't progress until later this year despite increase in anti-LGBTQ+ violence]. ''GCN.''</ref>

===Trans rights===
In 2015, Ireland's government implemented the Gender Recognition Act (GRA), allowing [[transgender]] individuals to change their gender on legal documents.<ref>[https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/02/01/trans-self-id-laws-gender-recognition-reform-scotland-ireland/ Ireland has had trans self-ID laws for years. The simple reality is there’s no risk for women]. ''Pink News.''</ref> While this was a nice progressive reform, and Ireland can at least say it isn't anywhere near as bad as its neighbor the UK, things still aren't perfect.

Ireland does not offer gender-recognition for anyone under 16, and anyone under 18 requires the consent of a parent or guardian, two medical reports, and an application to the High Court to have their gender or name changed.<ref name="translife">[https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/it-s-been-quite-the-journey-life-as-a-trans-person-in-ireland-1.4787310 ‘It’s been quite the journey’ – Life as a trans person in Ireland]. ''Irish Times.''</ref> Access to gender-confirming healthcare is also shockingly lacking. The National Gender Service (NGS) manages care for transgender people, such as administering hormones, but it is woefully understaffed and underfunded. Dr. Karl Neff, head of the National Gender Service, bluntly stated in 2022 that, "in reality we are 10 or 12 people in a prefab."<ref name="translife"/> He then noted that the NGS receives more than 300 referrals every year despite its lack of resources, and that as a result the waiting list for care has increased to 2.5 years.<ref name="translife"/> With appalling living condition for trans people, with 80% of trans people in Ireland at least having contemplated suicide, and over 40% confirmed to have self-harmed as far back as 2013, it is a wonder what the rates are like today after no improvements came.<ref>[https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/study-finds-almost-80-of-transgender-people-have-considered-suicide-1.1613871] Transgender Equality Network Ireland. It is based on a survey of 164 participants carried out with the support of the HSE and Denis O'Brien's social charity, the Iris O'Brien Foundation. ''Irish Times''.</ref> With what is known about self-harm, with those who have harmed being 37 times more likely to go on to commit suicide (that is, completed suicides), it is likely that these policies are killing people in Ireland.<ref>[https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.ajp.2017.16111288] ''American Journal of Psychiatry''.</ref>

In November 2022, Ireland was rated the ''worst'' country in the European Union in terms of quality of transgender healthcare by the activist group Transgender Europe.<ref name="trancare">[https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/03/02/gender-dysphoria-ireland-health-and-safety-executive/ Ireland to overhaul its ‘dehumanising and humiliating’ care for trans people]. ''Pink News.''</ref><ref>[https://www.irishtimes.com/health/2022/10/31/ireland-ranked-worst-for-transgender-healthcare-in-eu/ Ireland ranked worst for transgender healthcare in EU]. ''Irish Times.''</ref> It found that by that point in time, the average waiting time had ballooned to a staggering 6 years.<ref name="trancare"/> Patients were also subjected to "humiliating and dehumanising" interviews when finally seen, and after this arduous procedure, many were denied treatment for ridiculous reasons like "having a diagnosis of autism, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, or a personality disorder" or being "on social welfare".<ref name="trancare"/>

==Languages==
[[File:IMG Creggs2764.jpg|thumb|right|350px|A bilingual street sign in Creggs, County Galway.]]
The first official language of Ireland is Irish (''Gaeilge''), spoken regularly by about 260,000 people (out of over 6.3 million).<ref>[http://www.ethnologue.com/show_country.asp?name=ie Ethnologue]</ref> It is a mandatory subject in schools, so most people under 30 despise it and may suffer involuntary twitching when the name ''Peig'' is mentioned.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20071125031941/http://debates.oireachtas.ie/Xml/29/SEN20060405.PDF "...one has only to mention the name Peig Sayers to a certain age group and one will see a dramatic rolling of the eyes, or worse."] p.556</ref> It suffers from a severe image problem and is linked with shite folk music and sean nós singing (solo accompanied garbage). The official attitude towards it is inconsistent and bizarre. Irish-speaking areas have been turned into reservations called Gaeltachtaí. Secondary students are periodically exiled to these internal gulags to improve their language skills. 

Irish versions of the Constitution and legislation take precedence over the English versions, which can cause problems when civil servants drawing up legislation don't speak the language well. A good example where this became a problem was when they tried to write up an article in the constitution protecting equal marriage. The legal writers initially ended up with a line making ''only'' same-sex marriages legal, not mixed-gendered marriages. <ref>[https://archive.is/gQEJO Uncertainty in wording of ‘marriage equality’ Bill seriously threatens Constitution], ''The Irish Times''</ref>

English (''Béarla'') is constitutionally considered the second official language, but it is the language most people speak and the language in which government and the courts are conducted. The majority of schools teach through English, except the all-Irish ''Gaelscoileanna''.

After Ireland got rich, many [[Poland|Poles]] emigrated to it in search of a decent living, with the result that Polish (''An Pholainnis'') is now one of the most spoken languages in the country. Statistics are hard to come by; however, many government buildings and places of business have notices and rules written in Polish, English, and Irish. It's generally held that more inhabitants speak Polish regularly than Irish. Thankfully this hasn't led to ''Peig'' being translated. Yet.

=== Sprinkling the ''teanga'' in the ''Béarla'' ===
One noticeable thing in Ireland is that various legal and official terms and organisations are known by their Irish names, even in English. Much of this was to support the Irish language over English in the hope that the country would be fully bilingual. Examples include ''Taoiseach'' (prime minister), ''Dáil'' (lower chamber), ''Garda'' (police, policeman), ''Bunreacht'' (constitution), ''An Post'' (post office) & ''Bord Bia'' (Food Agency).

=== Éire or Eire or Ireland ===
One way to aggravate any Irishman is by referring to the country in English as ''Eire'', which comes from a confusion of the Constitution. Article 4 says that ''"the name of the state is Éire, or, in the English language, Ireland"''.  Usually, when you are talking about the country in English, you say '''''Ireland''''', and when you talk about Ireland in Irish, you say '''''Éire''''', although a lot of simplification means that the Irish term is used frequently in English. Because accents or, more academically diacritics, are rarely used in English, many write ''Eire'' instead of ''Éire'', which is a problem, as ''"eire"'' in Irish means a load or a burden.<ref>[https://www.teanglann.ie/en/fgb/eire Foclóir Gaeilge-Béarla, Ó Dónaill 1977; eire (n) ]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery widths=225px heights=225px>
File:A View of a Part of River Liffey.jpg|Dublin along the River Liffey.
File:Cliffs-Of-Moher-OBriens-From-South.JPG|The Cliffs of Moher in County Clare.
File:Irish Beef Stew (34046928633).jpg|Irish stew with beef and potatoes. 
File:Farmer at Derrycraff - geograph.org.uk - 2443106.jpg|An Irish farmer with his dogs in County Mayo.
File:Cobh-Cathedral-West-Side-2012.JPG|St Colman's Cathedral overlooks the town of Cobh.
File:Thomond Bridge and River Shannon, Limerick - geograph.org.uk - 5141684.jpg|View of the city of Limerick.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Northern Ireland]]
*[[Magdalene laundry]]
*[[RTÉ]]
*[[Saint Brigid]]

==External links==
*[https://archive.ph/CB1gt Why is Ireland Divided?] a short [[Youtube]] video by ''History Matters''. Also,
*[https://archive.ph/OPekr Why didn't Ireland Fight in World War 2?] another Youtube video from the same source.

==References==
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