Rothschild family

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The '''Rothschild family''' is a family of bankers of [[German]] [[Jewish]] origin who accumulated and lost vast sums of wealth over the past two centuries. They have been  targeted by numerous [[antisemitic]] conspiracy theories such as the [[International Jewish conspiracy|international Jewish conspiracy]] theory, the [[New World Order]] conspiracy theory, and [[QAnon]], among many others. According to the most disreputable corners of the internet, the Rothschilds are an all-powerful dark force controlling every evil person and organization in the whole world. The truth is, unsurprisingly, more mundane.

The dynasty was founded by Mayer Amschel Rothschild, a wealthy Jewish banker living in the [[ghetto]] of Frankfurt, Germany during the late 18<sup>th</sup>&nbsp;century.<ref>Elon, Amos (1996). ''Founder: Meyer Amschel Rothschild and His Time''. New York: HarperCollins. ISBN 978-0-00-255706-1.</ref> The family established itself across Western Europe and received noble titles from both the [[Holy Roman Empire]] and the [[United Kingdom]].<ref>Rubinstein, William D.; Jolles, Michael; Rubinstein, Hilary L. (2011). ''The Palgrave Dictionary of Anglo-Jewish History.'' Palgrave Macmillan. ISBN 9780230304666.</ref> The Rothschilds engaged in fairly boring [[capitalist]] shenanigans such as real estate, mining, and winemaking, of all things.<ref>[https://www.britannica.com/topic/Rothschild-family Rothschild family]. ''Britannica.''</ref> Through its various branches, the Rothschild banking business was involved in the [[Napoleonic Wars]], financing the Suez Canal, and financing [[Cecil Rhodes]]' [[colonialist]] dreams during the [[Scramble for Africa]].<ref>{{wpa|Rothschild banking family of England|}}</ref> Although that list makes it clear that the Rothschild family hardly has clean hands, conspiracy theorists — having a field day with a ''Jewish'' noble house [[International Jewish Conspiracy|being bankers and ''financing'' things for generations]] — have flown off in fanciful directions by claiming that '''DA JOOOZ''' (specifically the Rothschilds) engineered every single modern war, [[Victim blaming|started]] the [[Holocaust]], and caused every single assassination of a US president.<ref name="debunkrot">[https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4311 Deconstructing the Rothschild Conspiracy]. ''Skeptoid.''</ref> It's this sort of absurdity that leads people like the hack cartoonist [[Ben Garrison]] to depict them as puppet masters controlling the US government.

In the grand scheme of things, they're also not even that rich these days. The closest thing the family has to a single family business is the investment banking company Rothschild Group, which has an annual revenue of $500 million, which is '''''0.1%''''' of Walmart's 2018 take of $500 billion dollars.<ref name="debunkii">[https://www.politifact.com/facebook-fact-checks/statements/2019/jan/09/viral-image/meme-way-rothschild-family-wealth-they-do-not-cont/ Meme way off in claim that the Rothschild family holds '80 percent of the world's wealth']. ''Politifact.''</ref> Of course, to be fair, we should compare the Rothschild Group to other international banks. Deutsche Bank had an annual revenue of $43.6 billion in 2018.<ref>[https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/DB/deutsche-bank-aktiengesellschaft/revenue Deutsche Bank Aktiengesellschaft Revenue 2006-2019 | DB]. ''MacroTrends.''</ref> JP Morgan Chase had an annual revenue of $131.4 billion in 2018.<ref>[https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/JPM/jpmorgan-chase/revenue JPMorgan Chase Revenue 2006-2019 | JPM].''MacroTrends.''</ref> Suddenly, $500 million doesn't ''quite'' seem like enough to rule the world. 

Even more amusing, only one Rothschild (now deceased) could actually call himself a billionaire today, going by the best known{{efn|There are plenty of websites and blogs out there claiming they know the net worth of certain people (even any given social media personality under the sun), yet lack a reliable methodology or even the organizational capacity to really facilitate one.}} sources: Jacob Rothschild had a little over $1 billion.<ref>Benjamin Stupples (May 10, 2019). [http://archive.today/2020.02.17-232355/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-10/a-rothschild-broke-from-dynasty-and-still-became-fabulously-rich "A Rothschild Flew the Nest and Still Became Fabulously Rich"]. ''Bloomberg''.</ref>{{efn|Ariane de Rothschild is said to have inherited the wealth of Benjamin de Rothschild who died in 2021 and was to reported to have had a net worth of $1.8 billion,<ref name="debunkii"/> but a contradictory report upon Benjamin's death estimated his wealth at $180 million; he was survived by both his widow and four daughters.<ref>Cnaan Liphshiz (January 17, 2021). [https://www.timesofisrael.com/benjamin-rothschild-prominent-french-member-of-the-banking-family-dies-at-57/ "Benjamin Rothschild, prominent French member of the banking family, dies at 57"]. ''The Times of Israel''.</ref>}} Let's compare that to [[Koch Industries|Charles and Julia Koch]] (about $60 billion ''each''),<ref name="BloombergIndexDec82023">[http://archive.today/2023.12.08-014757/https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/ "Bloomberg Billionaires Index"]. Archived from December 8, 2023.</ref> Jim Walton ($70.4 billion),<ref name="BloombergIndexDec82023"/> Warren Buffett ($118 billion),<ref name="BloombergIndexDec82023"/> [[Bill Gates]] ($134 billion),<ref name="BloombergIndexDec82023"/> [[Elon Musk]] ($223 billion),<ref name="BloombergIndexDec82023"/> or George Lucas ($6.76 billion).<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.12.09-135804/https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/profiles/george-w-lucas/ Profile: George Lucas]. ''Bloomberg Billionaires Index''. Retrieved December 9, 2023.</ref> Yes, the guy who came up with Funny Space Wizards is six times richer than one of the world's evil overlords.

==History==
[[File:MayerRothschild.jpg|thumb|left|Mayer Amschel Rothschild. His descendants are in your fractional-reserve banking stealing your monies.]]
In the rabidly-antisemitic early-modern [[Europe]], it was common for rulers to forbid Jews from owning property, giving Jewish men no choice but to do business in the financial sector, where assets were liquid. This effect was doubly amplified by the [[Catholic Church]]'s injunctions against Christians collecting financial interest from other Christians, an order which did not extend to Jews for obvious reasons.<ref>[https://www.jta.org/jewniverse/2012/how-the-church-turned-jews-into-moneylenders How the Church Turned Jews into Moneylenders]. ''Jewish Telegraphic Agency.''</ref> Christian Europe created its own boogeymen. 

{{wpl|Mayer Amschel Rothschild||,}} a court Jew to the Landgraves of Hesse-Kassel in the Free City of Frankfurt was the first in the Rothschild family to gain prominence as a banker. He installed each of his five sons in Europe's great cities of finance, Amschel Mayer Rothschild in Frankfurt, Salomon Mayer Rothschild in Vienna, Nathan Mayer Rothschild in London, Calmann Mayer Rothschild in Naples, and the youngest Jakob Mayer Rothschild in Paris.<ref name="debunkrot"/> By the end of the 18<sup>th</sup>&nbsp;century, they had already started to amass a huge fortune. In the early 1800s, Jews were granted equal rights as citizens in German provinces, the process of "emancipation" that began during the [[French Revolution]] but really took off due to [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]'s conquests.<ref name="emancipate">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160828094217/http://www.stljewishlight.com/features/arts_culture/article_da9952c2-0891-11e0-b256-001cc4c03286.html Napoleon scholar details Emancipation of European Jews]. ''STL Jewish Light.''</ref> The English branch of the family, however, stayed loyal to their own country and helped the British government pay their allies.

Because the family had branches in multiple European countries by the 19<sup>th</sup>&nbsp;century, there were suspicions that they traded on inside information which would have allowed them to pull off a number of financial moves. These suspicions, coupled with the rampant antisemitism of the day, led to falsehoods which continue to this day, including the myth that Nathan Rothschild witnessed the battle of Waterloo and was able to make a killing on the stock market by getting to London before everyone else.<ref name=rosenwald>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/03/19/the-rothschilds-a-pamphlet-by-satan-and-conspiracy-theories-tied-to-a-battle-200-years-ago/ Do the Rothschilds control the weather? A history of anti-Semitic Rothschild conspiracy theories.] by Michael S. Rosenwald (March 20, 2018 at 8:45 AM) ''The Washington Post''.</ref>

The world wars broke the Rothschild empire. The costs of the wars were astronomical, leading to the creation of the International Monetary Fund, which essentially rendered the Rothschild's international banking services obsolete. [[Nazi Germany]] had also seized all of the Austrian branch's wealth, putting a sizable dent in the family's fortune.<ref name="debunkrot"/> In modern times, the Rothschild family has spread out so much that the idea that they might be acting as a unified political force is absurd. The Rothschild's holdings and assets are similarly spread out.

==Conspiracy theories==
[[File:Dumb Rothschilds pic.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|And they're all '''JOOOOOSS$'''.]]
Mind-bogglingly rich Jewish bankers who funded wars and had a multinational network all the way back in the 18<sup>th</sup>&nbsp;century? Ripe for conspiracy theorizing!

===They're behind every war in modern history!===
Conspiracy theories about the family have been around for 200 years.<ref name=rosenwald/> Usually, the main accusation made by theorists is that they're playing both sides of every conflict, ever. [[Napoleon Bonaparte|The Napoleonic Wars]], the [[American Civil War]], the Franco-Prussian War, [[World War I]], [[World War II]], etc. In these theories, all sides of each war were merely puppets of the Rothschilds, who would make exorbitant amounts of cash from repeatedly prodding nations into a cycle of endless warfare. These conspiracies originated with Georges Dairnvaell, a [[Propaganda|propagandist]] in the mid-1800s who hoped to advance his own antisemitic agenda. However, they continue to this day.<ref>Brian Cathcart, [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-rothschild-libel-why-has-it-taken-200-years-for-an-anti-semitic-slur-that-emerged-from-the-10216101.html The Rothschild Libel: Why has it taken 200 years for an anti-Semitic slur that emerged from the Battle of Waterloo to be dismissed?] ''The Independent'', 3 May 2015.</ref>

The Rothschild conspiracy theory received a state endorsement by the [[Nazi]]s. Erich Waschneck made the film {{wpl|The Rothschilds (film)|''Die Rothschilds''}} (international title ''The Rothschilds' Shares in Waterloo'') which portrays the Rothschild family as profiting hugely from the Napoleonic wars. The film ends with a burning Star of David over a map of Europe, because the Nazis were all about the subtle allusion.

===They're behind the New World Order!===
[[Alex Jones]], [[Lyndon LaRouche]], and many other conspiracy theorists view the Rothschilds as helping to create the framework for the [[New World Order]]. Their name often gets attached to any old NWO, [[Illuminati]], or [[one world government]] theory. They're so sneaky they got [[Donald Trump|Trump]] to nominate one of their {{wpl|Wilbur Ross|ex-top employees}} as secretary of Commerce. Don't expect any outcry from Infowars. (His name is Trump, not Trumpstein. Clearly he can't be a ((([[Triple parentheses|globalist]]))).)

This, of course, is nonsense. While the Rothschilds did make money by financing arms deals, they also had tons of money in bond markets. Political instability was bad for business because it would destabilize the bond markets. After the Franco-Prussian war, Prussia imposed demands for extremely harsh reparations on [[France]]. The Rothschilds, not wanting France to go bankrupt and declare war on Prussia, swooped in and bailed out the entire country with the help of other investors. During World War II, [[Adolf Hitler]] seized the Rothschilds' property and drove them from Germany — pretty sneaky, considering Hitler was supposed to be their puppet. In [[reality]], the power of the family went into decline by World War I as American Wall Street based financiers began to overtake them.

Of course, in conspiracy-land, the ascendancy of the Wall Street firms was all part of the plan. The first step was in creating the [[Federal Reserve]] to concentrate power in their hands even further, so they would own the US as well as Europe. Then they took over the [[UN]], they own the World Bank and IMF, all of it. They are the puppetmasters, and we are their puppets.

===They control the weather!===
In 2011, the Evelyn de Rothschild branch of the family purchased Weather Central, an important weather forecaster. The rationale for the purchase, according to Evelyn de Rothschild, was:<ref name=rosenwald/>
{{cquote|As weather becomes more extreme around the planet, with greater human and financial ramifications, we believe that Weather Central will play a major role in mitigating damage and improving lives.}}
This has led to the conspiracy theory that the Rothschild family wants to control the weather.<ref name=rosenwald/>

Other conspiracy theories regarding the Rothschilds include: [[Lincoln assassination conspiracy theories|assassinating President Abraham Lincoln]], [[John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracy theory|assassinating President John F. Kennedy]], founding [[Israel]], funding [[DAESH]], and inflicting financial distress on Asians.<ref name=rosenwald/>

Back in reality, the Rothschilds aren't guilty of anything besides some dirty financial games and being obscenely rich, assuming [[Socialism|you think being obscenely rich is something to be guilty about]]. They also do great wine.

==See also==
*[[George Soros]]
*[[Fractional-reserve banking]]
*[[International Jewish conspiracy|International Jewish Conspiracy]]
*[[Zionist Occupation Government]]
*[[Lynn Forester de Rothschild]]
*[[Political Vel Craft]]
*[[Goldman Sachs]]
*[[Rockefeller conspiracy theories]]

==External links==
*[http://www.snopes.com/rothschild-family-wealth/ Snopes on the Rothschild's net worth]
*[http://www.rothschildarchive.org/ta/ Rothschild archive]
*[http://webskeptic.wikidot.com/federal-reserve-ownership Debunking claims about Rothschild ownership of the Federal Reserve and various other bank branches]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/389053.stm The family that bankrolled Europe], [[BBC]]
*[http://www.laprogressive.com/the-media/american-nightmare/ An American Nightmare] by Steve Hochstadt
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130302063112/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60M2x0zjh60 ''The Rothschilds' Shares in Waterloo'' (''Die Rothschilds Aktien auf Waterloo'')] Viciously anti-Semitic propaganda film by the Nazis depicting a highly fictionalized history of the Rothchild family.
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20110123181913/http://theamericandreamfilm.com/ The American Dream], more conspiracy, but now in cartoon form.
*''House of Rothschild'' by [[Niall Ferguson]]. [http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/f/ferguson-rothschild.html Review and excerpt in the NY Times Book Review].
*[https://skeptoid.com/blog/2014/04/07/busting-some-rothschild-family-facebook-memes/ Skeptoid's take on the Rothschild conspiracy]

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