Jesus Is Savior

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{{cquote|The Jesus is Savior website is essentially the same as the Internet Church for Christ if it were created by a furious schizophrenic. [[Haig's law|There are so many fonts, photos and hate-filled, incongruous pieces of information on the homepage that at a certain point the human eye just gives up and stares into the vast expanse of the background.]] The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and a [[psychotic]] [[Paranoia|distrust of literally everything]]. |200|50|Soren Bowie, ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ham-fisted-religious-websites/ 5 Ham-Fisted Religious Websites]</ref>}}

'''Jesus-is-savior.com''' and other sites are a [[Wingnut|nutty]] [[Jack Chick]]-style (probably even nuttier, if you can imagine such a thing)<ref name=tracts-kill! /> [[green ink]] [[Independent Baptist]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/ifb.htm Independent Fundamental Baptist]. jesus-is-savior.com.</ref> [[webshite]] run by [[Guam]] resident, [[FSTDT]] favourite, [[Pedophile]]<ref>[http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/2011/01/david-j-stewart-pleads-guilty-to-child.html David J. Stewart Pleads Guilty to Child Abuse] (January 31, 2011) ''David J. Stewart Exposed!''</ref> and Gilligan lookalike '''David John Stewart''' {{lived|c. 1968<ref name=criminal/>}}, who according to his bio is a [[fundie]] from a long line of fundies.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180827211955/http://jesus-is-savior.com/about_jesus_is_savior.htm About Jesus-is-Savior.com] (archived from August 27, 2018).</ref> Stewart himself is a supporter of [[Jack Hyles]], and graduate of the [[Hyles-Anderson College]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20171010175909/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/hylesanderson.htm Hyles-Anderson College] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from October 10, 2017).</ref> And he made the dean's list, too; check the last portion of the page. He is considered [[far-right]], probably even further to the right than [[Fred Phelps]]. 

His website promotes [[extremist]] fundie ideologies and [[conspiracy theories]] such as [[King James Only|King James-onlyism]], [[Anti-Catholicism]], [[antisemitism]], and the [[evil]]s of [[Rock music|rock]] and pop [[music]] artists like Boston, Michael Jackson, the Backstreet Boys, Taylor Swift, Sia, and even [[Christian rock]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190124110541/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/christian_rock-devil.htm Christian Rock Is Evil! "Christian" Rock Is The Devil's Music] by David L. Brown, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from January 24, 2019). Helpfully for would-be [[sin]]ners, there are web links for all the Christian rock bands.</ref> and country music,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170910184845/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/county_music_filth.htm Country Music Is Filthy] by David J. Stewart, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from September 20, 2017).</ref> among other ideas. ''"[[Oprah Winfrey|Oprah]] is the Most Dangerous Woman in the World!"'' because she is a [[New Age|New Ager]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190108192146/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/oprah-exposed.htm Oprah Winfrey's Teachings ''EXPOSED!''] by David J. Stewart, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from January 8, 2019).</ref> The most dangerous [[soul]]-destroying television show ever is apparently ''Hee Haw''.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180816051932/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/hee_haw.htm HEE HAW is of the Devil] by David J. Stewart, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from August 16, 2018).</ref> In a [[Stopped clock]], he accepts [[deep time]] and tells Christians to avoid [[Young Earth creationism|Young Earth creationist]] propaganda.<ref>
[https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/dinosaurs.htm Dinosaurs] by David J. Stewart, May 2005, ''Jesus is Savior''</ref>

==His unbelievable beliefs==
Like most fundies, Stewart utterly lacks a sense of humor. He whines constantly about the old joke that "the [[Devil]] has the best music", taking it as a completely serious slight against his religion, and using it to attack virtually all modern music as "Satanic".

His website also attacks other [[Apologetics|Christian apologists]] apparently for not being as psychotic — such as banana enthusiast [[Ray Comfort]] and [[Kirk Cameron]], claiming that they are too affiliated with "Satanic" [[Hollywood values|Hollywood]]. Even [[Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King, Jr.]] is accused of [[communism]],<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190215061926/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/mlk_jr-exposed.htm Martin Luther King Jr.'s Works ''EXPOSED!''] by David J. Stewart (December 2005; Updated January 2015) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from February 15, 2019).</ref> though in its own [[J. Edgar Hoover|ultraparanoid days]],<ref group=note>Not to mention being incredibly racist...</ref> the [[FBI]] thought he was subversive too.

[[Feminism]] is of course evil; [[Kinder, Küche, Kirche|a woman's place is in the home and subservient to her husband]]. Women are daughters of [[Eve]] and are rebelling as [[Original sin|Eve did]]. Feminism, [[abortion]] and [[lesbianism]] are of course all the same thing.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20181227024144/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Feminism/feminism_is_evil.htm Feminism is Evil!] by David J. Stewart (October 2004; Updated May 2016) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from December 27, 2018).</ref> It's even worse than that: feminism is "[[mass media]] control as part of a long-term plan to enslave humanity", because the [[Rockefeller conspiracy theories|Rockefellers]] "want to chip us" and feminism "has women freezing eggs"!<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180725072631/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Feminism/engineered_women.htm Feminism — A Communist Agenda: How the Rockefellers Engineered Women] by David J. Stewart, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from July 25, 2018).</ref> To hammer home his [[anti-abortion]] position, Stewart includes graphic photos of late-term abortions on his website, [[strawman|as if they're indicative]] of what most abortions look like.

Homosexuality is similarly evil in Stewart's mind. His entire argument is basically that the Bible says so. He finds it quite alarming that teenagers might learn about the idea of safe same-sex practices in school, and is vehemently opposed to gay marriage. He also somehow believes that the molestation scandals in the Catholic church are due to an abundance of gay priests, because homosexuality and pedophilia are just inseparable.<ref>[https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/protest_gay_day.htm Protest Gay Day!] jesus-is-savior.com.</ref> He says that the extreme rhetoric of places like the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] is a bit too far, but is still a lesser evil than actually supporting gay people.

Stewart takes Biblical commandments against [[transvestism|cross-dressing]] rather [[Biblical literalism|literally]]. He has argued repeatedly and at great length against women wearing trousers (or "pants", as he says, resulting in much unintentional hilarity amongst [[British English]]-speaking readers)<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180929121743/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/pants.htm It's a Sin for Women to Wear Pants] by David J. Stewart (April 2007; Updated December 2015) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from September 29, 2018).</ref> and has also denounced men who wear [[kilt]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20120207043748/http://www.dividedbytruth.org/BD/kilts.htm It is ''Sinful'' for Men to Wear Kilts!] by Robert J. Stewart, ''Divided by Truth'' (archived from February 7, 2012).</ref>

[[File:My Best Friend - back cover.jpg|thumb|right|"That is a lie!" — David J. Stewart, ''A WARNING About The Fellowship Tract League!''<ref name=tracts-kill!> [https://archive.ph/7foa1 WHEN GOSPEL TRACTS KILL!] archived from jesus-is-savior.com.</ref>]]

[[Crank magnetism|Unsurprisingly]], the site also promotes [[9/11 conspiracy theories]] (via [[Prison Planet]]),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180111154614/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/911%20Cover-up/911_smoking_guns.htm 9/11: Smoking Guns] by Prison Planet (June 14 2005) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from January 11, 2018).</ref> anti-[[Freemasonry]], and [[New World Order]]/[[Illuminati]] conspiracy theories, and loves to reference [[Alex Jones]], [[John Todd]], [[John R. Rice]], Terry D. Watkins of Dial The Truth Ministries, [[Mark Dice]], [[Texe Marrs]], [[Henry Makow]], and [[Jack Hyles]]. He used to cite [[tract]] pusher Jack Chick, but not any more.<ref name=tracts-kill! /> But hey, [[stopped clock|at least he]] denounces [[David Icke]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180624124015/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/david_icke.htm False Prophet — David Icke] by David J. Stewart (September 2010; Updated November 2016) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from June 24, 2018).</ref> (only because David Icke rejects fundamentalist Christianity, unlike most conspiracy theorists) and [[Harold Camping]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190110052722/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/harold_camping.htm Harold Camping's Heresies ''EXPOSED!''] by David J. Stewart, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from January 10, 2019).</ref>

Stewart doesn't think that interracial marriage is inherently sinful, but still considers it morally less preferable than marriage within one's race.<ref>[https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Testimonies/interracial.htm Interracial Marriage]. jesus-is-savior.com</ref>

Stewart strongly denies the theory of [[Darwinism|Darwinian evolution]] and has an entire section of his website dedicated to "debunking" [[evolution]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190315112719/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/evolution_the_big_hoax.htm Evolution the big ''HOAX!''] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from March 15, 2019).</ref> with links to a variety of crank sources and some sources composed by himself. Stewart even goes to the extent of claiming that the idea of evolution was created by the Illuminati as a justification to bring about global [[communism]] and that evolution and [[Social Darwinism]] are inseparable.<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/devilution.htm Evolution is Satanic!] jesus-is-savior.com.</ref> He isn't alone in those ideas, unfortunately. He also strongly [[Global warming denial|denies anthropogenic global warming]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180526062931/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/false_science-scam.htm Science Falsely So Called… The Truth About Global Warming] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from May 16, 2018).</ref> and views this in the same context as evolution, somehow.

Stewart also promotes [[homeopathy]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Health_Concerns/holistic.htm Homeopathy verses Holistic Health]. jesus-is-savior.com.</ref> (even though the Bible tells us that diseases are caused by demons, which homeopathic "remedies" wouldn't be effective against). In support of this, he claims that the pharmaceutical industry is [[Big Pharma|owned]] by the Rockefellers,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20181004074243/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Health_Concerns/Pharmageddon/drugs_and_big_money.htm He Who Pays the Piper — Creation of the Modern Medical (Drug) Establishment] by Edward Griffin, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from October 4, 2018).</ref> and that 80% of hospitals are run by [[Anti-Catholicism|Catholics]]. Stewart also believes in [[Anti-vaccination movement|anti-vaccination hysteria]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190105030920/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Health_Concerns/Vaccines/five_baffling_vaccination_facts.htm FIVE BAFFLING VACCINATION FACTS] by Lisa K. Jillani, ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from January 5, 2019).</ref> because vaccines are "UnBiblical™"<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180914190013/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Health_Concerns/Vaccines/biblical_support-not_vaccinating.htm BIBLICAL SUPPORT FOR NOT VACCINATING OUR CHILDREN] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from September 14, 2018).</ref> ([[cognitive dissonance|while homeopathy, apparently, isn't]]).

As it happens, Stewart is horribly afflicted with constant, agonizing spinal pain which has not been cured by any surgeries or his years of fervent [[prayers]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170704201751/http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/please_pray_03_13.htm Thank You To All My Web Visitors] by David J. Stewart (March 2013) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from July 4, 2017).</ref> Apparently, [[God]] [[Godbotherer|can't be bothered]] to relieve the suffering of his most hysterical disciple because he is too busy helping athletes succeed and Christians find their missing car keys. Either that, or it's actually God's idea of punishment for a [[Pedophilia|truly baleful crime]].<ref name=criminal>[http://archive.ph/XPbhI Local News: Criminal sexual conduct charge] (Jan. 28, 2009) ''Pacific Daily News'', archived 25 October 2014. {{quotebox|David John Stewart, 41, has been charged in the Superior Court of Guam with second-degree criminal sexual conduct as a first-degree felony. According to the magistrate's complaint, on or about the period of Jan. 1, 2006, through Dec. 31, 2006, Stewart allegedly engaged in sexual contact with a teenage girl known to him.}}</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180505174227/http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/2011/01/david-j-stewart-pleads-guilty-to-child.html David J. Stewart Pleads Guilty to Child Abuse] (January 31, 2011) ''David J. Stewart Exposed!'' (archived from May 5, 2018).</ref>

The website also includes a list of "False Religions". Every religion known to man is on that list, including many Christian denominations. Apparently communism, [[humanism]], the Illuminati, Freemasonry, and [[atheism]] are also religions.

He particularly opposes Judaism. According to Stewart, the Jews control the Illuminati, which control the media and pretty much everything else. Rest assured that Jesus and his ilk were still okay though, because Judaism was just different back then. Despite his [[Antisemitic|antisemitism]], he constantly attacks the various "evils" he writes about by [[Godwin's law|comparing them to Hitler and Nazism]].

Stewart seems to have a hobby of [[Pareidolia|looking for hidden imagery]] in the most innocent of TV shows.<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Illuminati/nickelodian.htm Nickelodeon and Satanism: More Illuminati Symbolism — All Seeing Eye on Nickelodeon] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from July 20, 2018).</ref>

He really likes looking for "[[sexual]]" or "Satanic" imagery in Taylor Swift videos/lyrics,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170509134017/http://fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=David+J.+Stewart&Quote=Taylor+Swift Fundie: David J. Stewart; Quote: Taylor Swift] ''Fundies Say the Darndest Things!'' (archived from May 9, 2019).</ref> and then accusing her of corrupting girls.


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Stewart is staunchly anti-alcohol, to the point of believing that the U.S. should bring back [[Prohibition]]. He argues that the wine Jesus created from water was actually non-alcoholic, something that has no basis in anything other than Stewart's feelings.<ref>[https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Alcohol%20Kills/alcohol_kills.htm Alcohol Kills!] www.jesus-is-savior.com.</ref>

Stewart believes and promotes a variety of [[Planned Parenthood#The Conspiracy View.E2.84.A2|Planned Parenthood conspiracies]] and considers the organisation "evil" while at the same time calling abortions "Satanic ceremonies".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180817114429/http://jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Abortion%20is%20Murder/planned_parenthood_is_evil.htm Planned Parenthood is Evil!] ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from August 17, 2018).</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180726222255/http://jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Abortion%20is%20Murder/ceremonies.htm Abortion Ceremonies Are Satanic!] by David J. Stewart (February 2006) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from July 26, 2018).</ref> On his homepage, he refers to abortion as a "holocaust."

Stewart [[Stopped clock|has openly criticised]] U.S. God Emperor [[Donald Trump]] on his website, accusing him of promoting 'ungodly behaviours', of making Satanic hand symbols and also accused him of being chosen by the Illuminati.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180804233107/http://www.jesusisprecious.org/wolves/donald_trump.htm A Dire Warning to Christians About Donald Trump] by David J. Stewart (November 2016; Updated January 2017) ''Jesus Is Savior'' (archived from August 4, 2018).</ref> Don't think Alex Jones will like that one.

Surprisingly for someone of his ideology, he does oppose [[police brutality]], the [[War on Drugs]], and the [[War on Terror]], and condemns [[George W. Bush]]'s lies for the justification of the [[Iraq War]]. Of course, he does mix his criticisms of these subjects with a lot of conspiracies about the New World Order, because he obviously isn't capable of making any legitimately valid arguments.

==See also==
*[[Poe's law]]
*[[Presents Of God Ministry]]
*[[FSTDT]]
*[[Smoloko News]], a website that is similar to ''Jesus is Savior''.
*[[Time Cube]], for more batshit insanity.
*[[Fred Phelps|Westboro Baptist Church]]

==External links==
*[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ Jesus Is Savior]
*[http://www.dividedbytruth.org/ Divided By Truth] —&nbsp;More {{gi|green ink}}
*[http://jesusisprecious.org/ Jesus Is Precious] — Even more {{gi|green ink}}
*[http://lovethetruth.com/ Love the Truth!] — Overflowing with {{gi|green ink}}
*[http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/ David J. Stewart Exposed!] — an anti-Stewart website
*[https://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/hereticDavidJStewart.htm Fundie War!]

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