Monica Crowley

[[File:Monica E. Crowley official photo.jpg|thumb|right|165px|Crowley pretending to be doing something]]
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'''Monica Crowley''' {{lived|1968|}} is an [[United States|American]] [[wingnut]] [[Conservative talk radio|radio host]] who has carved out a niche for herself as the poor man's [[Ann Coulter]]. She is a [[right-wing]] [[populist]] who is repeatedly invited on [[Fox News]] as a guest, particularly on ''[[The O'Reilly Factor]]'' where she has served as a guest host that makes [[Bill O'Reilly]] look like a [[Communism|commie]] in comparison.

==Background==
Despite being a less successful version of Ann Coulter and [[Laura Ingraham]], Crowley is the best educated of the three, holding a PhD in [[international relations]]. She worked for [[Tricky Dick]] as a research assistant before moving up the right-wing totem pole.  Monica Crowley is also in trouble over [[plagiarism]].<ref>[https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2017/01/16/monica-crowley-accused-plagiarist-quits-position-with-trump-administration Monica Crowley, accused plagiarist, quits position with Trump administration]</ref> Her alleged plagiarism was apparently a qualification for becoming [[Donald Trump]]'s Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs in the Treasury Department. from 2019-2021.

==Shock jock==
Crowley, like most ultra-right-wing [[pundit]]s who are worried they'll become obscure if they don't create some drama, [[Proll|is known for her bizarre outbursts]]. For instance:

*A strange attack on the [[French]] for being "arrogant," which she bases on a survey that says most French people look at themselves in the mirror at least once a day. She declared that "The French look in the mirror and [[Psychological projection|see perfection staring back at them. Some might say that's healthy self-esteem. I say they're delusional]]. The French are still dining out on the empire they lost three-hundred years ago."<ref>[http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0805/crowley.php3 The word "perfection" was not in the survey]</ref>  (Also, 30 years doesn't seem like 300,<ref>{{wpa|French colonial empire}}</ref> but thanks for the effort.)

*Saying that [[Welfare state|social programs]] are 
civilization
 a "[[drug|narcotic]]" for the [[poor]], which sounds [[Communism#Communism and religion|hilariously similar in tone to something else]].<ref>http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/06/14/foxs-crowley-we-know-that-entitlements-are-narc/194479</ref>

*Joking that [[Sandra Fluke]] was [[gay]] over [[Twitter]].<ref>http://www.mediaite.com/online/fox-analyst-monica-crowley-on-sandra-flukes-engagement-to-a-man/</ref> 

*Believed that [[Obama]] was plotting with [[Joe Biden]] to take out [[Hillary Clinton]] by having her investigated for the email "controversy" so that Biden would win the [[2016 Democratic Party presidential nomination|primary]] (which he never ran for anyway), and then Obama could control Biden from behind the scenes thus allowing him to have an unofficial third term. Apparently Biden's son's last words (asking his father to run) were all part of the plan to have a Biden/Obama presidency.<ref>[http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2015/09/fw-fwd-obama-taking-hillary-out.html It might be worth a read just for sheer facepalm potential]</ref>

Today she spends most of her day screaming about Barack Obama being a "[[Red-baiting|socialist]]." The [[liberal]] blogosphere got upset with her when she [[lie]]d that [[Bush]] took only two vacations as president.<ref>http://www.politicususa.com/2010/06/22/obama-bush-vacation.html</ref>

==Anti-science record==
Being a wingnut, Crowley has declared man made [[Global warming denialism|global warming to be a hoax]].<ref>http://mediamatters.org/video/2011/07/21/more-climate-deception-foxs-monica-crowley-decl/182909</ref>

==See also==
*[[Fox News#News babes|Fox News babes]] - If you type her name into [[Google]] the top three suggestions you get are "Monica Crowley legs," "Monica Crowley feet," and "Monica Crowley hot," because the sexually-curious elderly that watch Fox don't seem to realize [[porn]] is a thing.

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