Joachim von Ribbentrop

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'''Joachim von Ribbentrop''' {{lived|1893|1946}} was [[Nazi Germany]]'s Foreign Minister. Despite being an international and successful business man, Ribbentrop was the special mixture of pompous and stupid that no one liked. He was regarded as unintelligent by both his Nazi peers and by others outside [[Germany]], despite having an [[IQ]] of 129.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop#Trial_and_execution</ref>

==I know notzing!==
Ribbentrop is a perfect example of how [[Peter Principle#The Peter Principle|thunderously incompetent people can rise to power]] in a [[dictatorship]] by doing nothing, being a yes-man, and looking important.

Ribbentrop got his start as an ambassador to the [[United Kingdom]], where he more or less did nothing but piss off the British and hit the King in the head while yelling "Heil Hitler" and doing the Nazi salute.<ref>http://alphahistory.com/nazigermany/joachim-von-ribbentrop/</ref> He tried to get England to give Germany back its [[African]] colonies, but the British laughed in his face and Hitler ignored him because [[Holocaust|he was more focused on trying to kill the people who lived east of him]]. Also, Hitler had given up on colonies by the mid 1920s as evidenced by his "second book". Ribbentrop failed miserably at Hitler's goal of creating an English-German alliance and [[ironically]] created a German-[[Soviet]] alliance, something that pissed Hitler off.

His claim to fame was the creation and signing of the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact, which promoted peace between the USSR and Nazi Germany, [[Genocide|at the expense of the Polish]]. After this, he didn't really do much [[Holocaust|other than help Hitler kill a lot of people]]. He was hanged in 1946 after having been convicted of being a major war criminal at the [[Nuremberg Trials]], in part for inducing leaders of nominally-independent satellite states to turn their surviving Jews to Nazi Germany for extermination.

==Lack of negotiation skills==
His diplomatic style was said to be "a mix of bullying bluster and icy coldness coupled with lengthy monologues praising Hitler."<ref>Bloch, Michael. Ribbentrop. New York: Crown Publishing, 1992. ISBN 0-517-59310-6.</ref> This style was said to alienate many, with then-Under Secretary of State Sumner Welles stating that Ribbentrop had a "completely closed and very stupid mind."<ref>Offner, Arnold "The United States and National Socialist Germany" pp. 413–427 from The Fascist Challenge and the Policy of Appeasement Wolfgang Mommsen and Lothar Kettenacker (eds.), London: George Allen, 1983 pp. 421–422</ref>

Ribbentrop's successes in pre-war Europe were mostly due to the fact that England, [[France]], and the USSR were focused more on appeasing Germany rather than any skill or competence he had as a negotiator. Unsurprisingly, his [[racism]] made it hard for him to win allies in some places like [[Turkey]], where he thought that the [[Turks]] were naturally inferior and that only by shouting at them could he get them to understand what he was saying. Turkey responded by lifting both middle fingers up at him and then allied with England.

He also pissed off the [[Japanese]] and the [[Italian]]s, Nazi Germany's major allies.

==The crazy leading the incompetent==
Some argue that while Ribbentrop was laughably incompetent, he didn't have much to work with in terms of foreign policy as Nazi Germany's foreign policy was more or less based on how [[Adolf Hitler]] felt at the moment.

==Trivia==
The "von" in his name has no historical basis, as he didn't have any aristocratic ancestry. He put it there to make himself sound important, even if few Nazis had the nobiliary particle in their names. He got it by arranging an adoption by an aunt with the particle "von" in her name. 

He was the only person with the particle "von" convicted at the Nuremberg trials and sentenced to death.

==Quotes about him==
*"Joachim von Ribbentrop is like a man of wood." <small>Karl Dönitz</small><ref>http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop</ref> 
*"A foreign minister who knew little of foreign affairs and nothing of foreign policy." <small>Robert H. Jackson</small><ref>http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop</ref>
*"Need one comment on that fool? He is not a foreign minister but a blind adherent of Hitler. He is also personally disagreeable and vain." <small>Erhard Milch</small><ref>http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop</ref>
*"I never thought much of Ribbentrop's abilities. As a foreign minister he was lacking in understanding and experience. I was against Hitler's choosing Ribbentrop at the time he did. I wanted Neurath to remain. He was not a strong man, and Hitler could tell him what to do, but he would do it more intelligently and with more finesse than Ribbentrop." <small>Hermann Göring</small><ref>http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop</ref>
*"This man is impossible to defend." <small>His own lawyer during the [[Nuremberg Trials]].</small><ref>http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/nuremberg/meetthedefendants.html</ref>

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