Apple Inc.

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'''Apple Inc.''' is a [[U.S.]] [[corporation|manufacturer]] of consumer electronics founded in 1976, and also the most expensive world religion.<ref name=walulis>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZ2Ad82_6I ''“Apple Stores: So machen sie dich arm | WALULIS”'' (German YouTube video).]</ref> It was innovative in the 1970s and early 1980s by borrowing some of Xerox's unused ideas, largely irrelevant in the 1990s, and returned to relevancy in the early 2000s by the development of modern macOS (originally Mac OS X) and later the iPod, iPhone, and iPad. Whether these devices are truly as "revolutionary" as Apple claims is contentious, and even Apple fans will say that much of the hype is due to Apple's mastery of the media.<ref>{{a|1=http://9to5mac.com/2014/08/29/seeing-through-the-illusion-understanding-apples-mastery-of-the-media/|2=Seeing Through the Illusion: Understanding Apple’s Mastery of the Media}}</ref> They famously manage to keep customers loyal by means of their famous ''ecosystem''. Their products famously have a proprietary aroma, somewhere between plastic and juniper, when first removed from the box,<ref>{{a|1=http://mentalfloss.com/article/21228/what-new-mac-smell|2=What is that New-Mac smell?}}</ref> which some believe to be reminiscent of Bombay Sapphire.{{fact|joke}} In 2016, they pulled the ultimate dick move of starting the trend of removing the headphone jack that other companies such as OnePlus, Samsung, Huawei, Xiaomi, and Google followed suit, they removed Touch ID from their new {{Template:Apple iPhone}}, although they replaced that with FaceID, a considerably more secure method, and even pioneered the trend of removing the charging brick and earphones bundled with phones when it introduced its {{w|iPhone 12}} lineup of phones, being imitated by other companies (at least for their premium models except in the [[European Union]], where newer phones come without charger). However, they had far worse dick moves via their litigation lawsuits, sweatshop working conditions, and tax offshoring to [[tax haven]]s so they owe several million dollars to the Irish taxman.

Apple has also trendsetted the infamous notch,<ref>[https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/cut-it-out-a-brief-history-of-the-smartphone-notch Cut it out: how the smartphone notch became ‘a thing’], TechRadar, Nov 14, 2018</ref> and non-replaceable batteries, making {{w|planned obsolescence#battery|the mobile phone component with the shortest lifespan}} non-modular, as well as deliberately throttling the processing speed of earlier iPhones with the excuse of safety reasons in order not to put excessive strain on their batteries, of course without telling anything to their users.<ref>{{cite web |title=iOS9 making your iPhone slow? You're not alone |url=https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/sep/24/iphone-slow-ios-9-update-iphone-4s-iphone-5-iphone-5s |website=the Guardian |language=en |date=24 September 2015}}</ref>

Apple is known for favouring design over functionality and robustness, which lead to the {{wpl|bendgate}} scandal in 2014 on the {{wpl|iPhone 6}} and 6 Plus, as well as the miserable ''“more than enough, compensated by software efficiency”'' 1715 mAh battery on the {{wpl|iPhone 6s||,}} as well as the ommission of the SIM card slot on the {{wpl|iPhone Air}} in order to make the device as thin as possible.

Apple was famously headed by [[Steve Jobs|Saint Jobs the smelly]] (except from 1985 to 1997, as the board of directors were fed up with his [[BS]]). As of 2023, Apple’s CEO is Tim Cook, also famously named and referred to as Tim Apple by [[Donald Trump|Donald Orange]].<ref>https://www.vox.com/2019/3/11/18259996/trump-tim-cook-apple-tweet-time-and-words</ref>

==Brand image and the Mac(intosh)==
Apple is known for their 1997 "Think Different" ad campaign, featuring a memorable monologue accompanied by famous people in history, including Amelia Earhart, MLK Jr., and Einstein. Clearly, if these people were alive today, they'd own Macs. {{nofact}} Before that, Apple parodied the book 1984  to announce, rather cryptically, a new product called "Macintosh," implying that their computers would be the ticket to 1984 not being "like 1984."

Apple has long relied on the image of selling Macs as the everyman's computer, not just a toy for nerds. The Mac was the system for beatniks, hippies, aspiring musicians, and college visionaries. It was "the computer for the rest of us," despite being overshadowed by offerings from Atari, Commodore, and eventually IBM-compatible models running Microsoft Windows. It had a special place in the hearts of those in publishing, because of its long history in the broader category of "desktop publishing" applications. Interestingly, Microsoft released Excel and PowerPoint for Mac before they ever did for Windows or DOS. 

When the 2000s rolled around, Apple gradually replaced the older "Macintosh" name with the shorter nickname "Mac," and replaced the original OS with a new, Unix-based OS called "Mac OS X." "Macintosh" still shows up in a few places such as the "About" page on Finder or the default name for the system disk, "Macintosh HD." However, you never hear it used in advertisements or by company executives anymore. 

Then came the famous ad campaign "Get a Mac," colloquially called "Mac vs PC." The Mac and Windows PC were personified as a casually-dressed Silicon Valley yuppie and a more formally-dressed businessman. The "Mac" would brag about having more equipment that works without drivers, supporting free creative software, coming in all-in-one options, being immune to PC viruses, and not suffering from the downsides of Vista. He'd also reassure customers that he ran Microsoft Office, or could even run Windows with Parallels. These ads are still parodied to this day on YouTube.  

Around the same time, [[urban legend|popular wisdom]] held that "Macs don't get viruses." Of course, this isn't true, and MacOS has had a number of malware incidents over the years. However, the security-heavy UNIX foundation does make it harder to write a virus, and the smaller market share means that people are less likely to write a virus for a Mac. Furthermore, Apple's "Gatekeeper", enabled by default, blocks software that isn't verified by Apple. Still, Macs are definitely not immune, especially if you turn Gatekeeper off. Apple also never advertised that its products are immune to viruses, only that they're immune to "PC viruses," or Windows viruses. This hasn't stopped people from believing that running Windows on Parallels or Bootcamp means the computer is immune to viruses, despite such computers literally being Windows PCs. Apple quietly stopped stating that Macs were PC Virus-proof and includes a page on protecting your Mac from malware. 

==Controversies and misconduct==
===Censorship===
[[File:Apple_I.jpg|thumb|right|165px|The first Apple computer; a device you could use as ''you'' wanted.]]
Buying a vastly overpriced $1200 Apple device means subjecting yourself to the corporate Apple morality police™ and also making yourself look like an asshole. Notice how people with Apple products refer to them as iPhones and iPads and normal people call their non-Apple products smartphones and tablets. Thanks to the proprietary clamp on the iPhone and iPad from software to hardware, you can install apps ''only'' from the app store,<ref group=note>Technically, you could "jailbreak" the device and install apps from other sources, but this voids warranty, and has some unfortunate side-effects; it's not a viable solution for most consumers. There are also alternative app stores which abuse enterprise app certificates issued by Apple to institutions and offer hacked versions of apps for non-jailbroken devices, but these aren't as reliable and could also be laced with malware.</ref> not to mention that you need accessories made specifically for them (so they're otherwise useless and they cause minor headaches for everyone involved when someone asks for a charger). Apple has some stringent rules on what apps can and can't be in the app store, and this leads to false positives. Examples of things that are ''not'' allowed:

*Disallowing software that utilizes the {{wpl|3D touch}} touchscreen as weight scale<ref name=weight>{{a|https://www.macworld.com/article/2998511/apple-rejects-digital-scale-app-that-leans-on-3d-touch.html|Article “Apple rejects digital scale app that leans on 3D Touch” by MacWorld.com (IDG) (Date:2015-10-28)]}}</ref>
*Signing a Curtain declaration ("offensive").<ref>{{a|1=http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/signers-protest-removal-of-manhattan-declaration-app-from-itunes/|2=Signers protest removal of Manhattan Declaration app from iTunes}}</ref>
*Game where you grow and sell [[marijuana|weed]] (no reason given).<ref>{{a|1=http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/21/apple-pulls-number-one-game-weed-firm-from-the-app-store/|2=Apple Pulls No. 1 Game “Weed Firm” From The App Store  -  TechCrunch}}</ref>
*Nintendo (NES) emulator (no clear reason given, beyond "it's an emulator", even though other emulators still remain in the store).<ref>{{a|1=http://www.macworld.com/article/1145251/nescaline_nintendo_emulator.html|2=Apple approves, and then pulls, Nintendo emulator for iPhone - Macworld}}</ref> 
** Emulators were banned from the App Store on the grounds that it facilitates piracy through the use of (illicitly downloaded) ROM images, unless if the emulator comes with pre-loaded games officially sanctioned by the original developers, hence why ports of popular console emulators such as PPSSPP and Dolphin are distributed as IPA files or Debian packages outside the App Store, with the expectation that the user owns a jailbroken device or has the know-how to self-sign a (limited) certificate for the app to be sideloaded. Perhaps hypocritically enough, Steve Jobs once gave his blessing to a Sony PlayStation emulator named [[wikipedia:Connectix Virtual Game Station|Connectix Virtual Game Station]] in 1999 through a keynote in an effort to bolster the rather sparse Macintosh game library.<ref>[https://youtu.be/fcD420hP3YM?t=472 Full Speed PlayStation 1 emulation in 1999 - Connectix Virtual Game Station]</ref><ref>[https://www.resetera.com/threads/macworld-1999-steve-jobs-shows-off-playstation-games-on-mac.21379/ Macworld 1999: Steve Jobs shows off Playstation games on Mac]</ref> They have since relented and allowed them on the store to some extent, provided that the target platform is old enough to be considered vintage and that (for some reason other than "security") just-in-time compilation is not allowed even in platforms that benefit the most from it such as the PlayStation Portable (PPSSPP).
*The game ''Papers, Please'' (bit of pixelated nudity). Apple then changed their minds, allowing the uncensored original game on the iPad store.<ref>{{a|1=http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/apple-forces-nude-immigrants-to-cover-up-in-ipad-version-of-papers-please/|2=Apple reverses decision, allows unedited Papers, Please on iPad - Ars Technica}}</ref>
*1920's comic version of James Joyce's ''Ulysses'' (mild nudity).<ref>{{a|1=http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/apples_controlling_instincts_c.php|2=Apple's Controlling Instincts Censor Ulysses All Over Again - Columbia Journalism Review}}</ref>
*''Kama Sutra'' (can you guess why by now?)<ref>{{a|1=http://www.macworld.com/article/1140742/More_senseless_iPhone_app_rejections_tarnish_the_App_Store.html|2=More senseless iPhone app rejections tarnish the App Store - Macworld}}</ref>
*Many apps were pulled for displaying the [[Confederate flag]], regardless of context ("offensive").<ref>{{a|1=http://www.cio.com/article/2940563/operating-systems/apple-removes-apps-with-the-confederate-flag.html|2=Tim Cook takes Apple down the dark road of censorship - CIO}}</ref>
*Satirical cartoons ("defamatory").<ref>{{a|1=http://www.pcworld.com/article/194387/apple_rejects_pulitzer_prize_winners_app.html|2=Apple Rejects Pulitzer Prize Winner's App - PCWorld}}</ref>
*[[South Park]] app ("potentially offensive")<ref>{{a|1=http://www.pcworld.com/article/159887/apprejects.html|2=Rejected! 10 iPhone Apps That Didn't Make Apple's App Store - PCWorld}}</ref>
*''[[The Sun]]'' (for the famous "page 3 boobies").<ref>{{a|1=http://www.theguardian.com/media/pda/2009/may/06/sun-newsinternational|2=The Sun's 'obscene' Page 3 girls get iPhone newspaper app banned by Apple - Media - The Guardian}}</ref>
*Satirical game which explores [[child labor]] and factory-worker suicides and other ethical aspects of smartphone production ("objectionable or crude content"; conflict of interest much?)<ref>{{a|1=http://www.theguardian.com/technology/appsblog/2011/sep/14/apple-phone-story-rejection|2=Apple bans satirical iPhone game Phone Story from its App Store - Technology - The Guardian}}</ref>
*Learning app which included some lessons on Android (fuck the competition)<ref>{{a|1=http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/07/25/tech-education-startup-treehouse-branches-out-to-the-ipad/|2=Treehouse Branches Out to the iPad with a New App}}</ref>
*Talks from the Chaos Computer Club, for including some talks about Apple security problems (they're criticizing Apple, we can't have ''that'').<ref>{{a|1=https://unthoughted.wordpress.com/2015/10/31/apple-verbietet-inhalte-vom-chaos-computer-club-auf-ihrer-plattform/|2=Apple lässt App mit Hacker-Vorträgen nicht in den AppleTV AppStore - Peter Shaw's unthoughted blog}}</ref>
*Asking for charitable donations are removed because Apple can't be bothered to spend 2 minutes vetting the charity.<ref>{{a|1=http://arstechnica.com/apple/2010/06/nonprofit-developer-apples-no-donation-policy-is-a-cop-out/|2=Apple’s no-donation policy for apps is a cop-out - Ars Technica}}</ref>
*Banning apps that facilitate VPN usage from the iOS store in [[China]], as they violate Apple's policies<ref>{{a|1=https://torrentfreak.com/apple-bans-vpns-from-app-store-in-china-170729|2=Apple Bans VPNs From App Store in China}}</ref>
*Games which portray caricatures of [[Rodrigo Duterte]] and his lackeys mowing down (suspected) criminals through [[Video game#Violence|violent means]].<ref>{{cite news|last1=Mateo|first1=Janvic|last2=Tupas|first2=Emmanuel|title=Apple takes down Tokhang mobile games|url=http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2017/11/29/1763516/apple-takes-down-tokhang-mobile-games|access-date=November 29, 2017|work=The Philippine Star|date=November 29, 2017}}</ref><ref name="beeb">{{Cite news |date=2017-11-29 |title=Apple removes Philippines leader Duterte execution games |url=https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42165328 |access-date=2025-03-14 |work=[[BBC]] |language=en-GB}}</ref><ref name="Hardwick">{{Cite web |last=Hardwick |first=Tim |date=2017-10-13 |title=Activists Urge Apple to Remove App Store Games That Play Up Philippine Drugs War |url=https://www.macrumors.com/2017/10/13/activists-apple-drop-games-philippine-drugs-war/ |access-date=2025-03-14 |website=MacRumors |language=en}}</ref>

*...This list can go on for a lot longer...

Some of these apps were later approved anyway, usually following public outcry. If it takes public outcry to view an app depicting a boob or a satirical cartoon, you know something is wrong. It also makes you wonder how many apps were pulled ''without'' public outcry, and how much self-censorship is going on.

===Right to repair===
Apple has in recent years been criticised for making their devices less modular and increasingly difficult to service, earning the ire of right-to-repair and DIY movements who argued that such practices foster [[planned obsolescence]] and [[electronic waste]]. The iPhone 5S,<ref group=note>The iPhone SE is physically identical to the 5S down to most of the internals except for the use of a more powerful processor sequestered from the 6S.</ref> for example, has a home button with a built-in fingerprint reader that is serialised to the logic board it came with; replacing it with an aftermarket home button or even an otherwise-identical part from a donor device will disable Touch ID functionality, unless if the fingerprint reader or the logic board is recalibrated with a special device only available to Apple.<ref>[https://wccftech.com/iphone-7-home-button-non-replaceable/ iPhone 7 Home Button, if Damaged, Cannot Be Repaired and Requires Recalibration – Apple Limiting Options?]</ref>

This became increasingly prevalent as more and more key components such as cameras and displays have been serialised to work properly only on the hardware it was configured to, reaching a tipping point with the iPhone 13 where replacing the display disabled Face ID.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8bexo6PaM0&t=201s Apple Broke iPhone 13 Screen Repairs]</ref> After some backlash,<ref group=note>As a workaround to get Face ID to work on a replacement display assembly involves de-soldering an IC from the broken display and soldering it to the new display, which is by no means an easy feat due to the potential for heat damage on the fragile LED assembly.</ref> Apple relented and promised a software update which allows display repairs to be performed without breaking Face ID.<ref>[https://www.macrumors.com/2021/11/09/apple-lifting-iphone-13-display-restrictions/ Apple Walks Back iPhone 13 Display Repair Restriction That Disabled Face ID]</ref> They also announced an "Independent Repair Provider Program" for qualified cellphone repair shops and ordinary users to be able to perform repairs themselves using genuine Apple parts and tools.<ref>[https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2021/11/apple-announces-self-service-repair/ Apple announces Self Service Repair]</ref> This not only gave Apple some brownie points to paint a rosier picture of themselves as in support of the right-to-repair movement (case in point, Apple in its early years being forthcoming in disclosing schematics of their computing products through the efforts of co-founder Steve Wozniak, only for that to backfire when the Apple II was mercilessly cloned), it also allowed them to compete with less expensive parts providers from China and elsewhere whose components may be out of spec if not having the potential to damage an iPhone due to improper voltages, such as cheaper LCD units for iPhones which are designed to use lower-voltage LEDs.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2U4LULXOT4 Best Replacement iPhone Screen? Every Type Compared]</ref> Not that it kept Apple from breaking functionality from the iPhone 14 when you swap certain parts such as the camera, though.

===Treatment of its East Asian workforce===
Apple uses [[Chinese]] and [[Taiwan]]ese factories whose labor standards are significantly different than those in the [[West]].<ref>[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/26/wintek_poisoning/ More workers poisoned by supplier for Apple, Nokia]: Nokia responds. Apple doesn't</ref><ref>{{a|1=http://www.dailytech.com/Employee+Worked+to+Death+at+Apple+Plant+Family+Refused+Full+Benefits/article18591.htm|2=Employee worked to death at Apple plant}}</ref><ref>{{a|1=http://m.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/feb/20/foxconn-raise-wages-apple-contractor|2=Apple faces its 'Nike moment' over working conditions in Chinese factories - Technology - The Guardian}}</ref> In fact, at one point, Taiwanese workers petitioned Jobs personally about this.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12550429|2=Chinese workers injured}}</ref>
{{cquote|Some 137 workers suffered adverse health effects following exposure to a chemical, known as n-hexane. They claim that the Taiwanese factory owner has not given them enough compensation. Apple did not offer comment on the letter. Five workers, including 27-year-old Jia Jingchuan, have signed a letter to chief executive officer Steve Jobs, asking Apple to offer more help over the incidents.}}

Some workers in these [[sweatshop]]s not only held [[strike]]s, but threatened [[suicide]] if their reasonable demands were not met. [[Steve Jobs|Jobs]] and his successors' response was that starving them made them more efficient workers than in the US.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/22/business/apple-america-and-a-squeezed-middle-class.html?pagewanted=all|2=How the U.S. Lost Out on iPhone Work}}</ref> Being an insufferable asshole seems to be a job requirement ''both'' for the Apple CEO and its customers. (And don't complain when your dormitories are found stuffed with the collected works of [[Karl Marx]].)

Jobs then lectured [[Barack Obama]], ''in person'', about how labour standards and unions allegedly stifle economic growth and are the reason Apple outsources manufacturing to China.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2011/10/obama-and-steve-jobs|2=Obama and (Steve) Jobs}}</ref> He also explained, ''on the phone'', that those jobs are ''never'' coming back.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/01/obama-spars-with-steve-jobs-over-apple-outsourcing-111751.html|2=Obama sparred with Steve Jobs over outsourcing}}</ref>

Oh, and the iPhone has a profit margin of ... '''69 percent'''<ref>{{a|1=http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mobiles/apples-iphone-6-profit-margin-at-least-69-per-cent-report-20140924-10ld37.html|2=Apple's iPhone 6 profit margin at least 69 per cent: report}}</ref>, and the iPad Air has a profit margin of '''45 to 61 percent'''.<ref>{{a|1=http://arstechnica.com/apple/2013/11/ipad-air-profit-margins-reportedly-range-from-45-to-61-percent/|2=iPad Air profit margins reportedly range from 45 to 61 percent - Ars Technica}}</ref> And this figure doesn't even include the profits Apple makes from the app store, which are well '''over a billion USD'''<ref>{{a|1=http://seekingalpha.com/article/1470121-apple-app-store-now-makes-over-1-billion-in-profits-per-year|2=App Store Now Makes Over $1 Billion In Profits Per Year}}</ref> So it's not like they can't afford to improve working conditions a bit.

===Stealing shit through litigation===
{{cquote|We can sit by and watch competitors steal our patented inventions, or we can do something about it. We've decided to do something about it ... [We] think competition is healthy, but competitors should create their own original technology, not steal ours.|||Steve Jobs, a man who made billions stealing the technology of others<ref>{{a|1=http://arstechnica.com/apple/2010/03/apple-vs-htc-a-proxy-fight-over-android-could-last-years/|2=Apple vs HTC: proxy fight over Android could last years - Ars Technica}}</ref>}}

Apple is an avid litigator. It sues the ass of any company using "apple" in their name or a logo which resembles an apple<ref>{{a|1=http://articles.latimes.com/2008/apr/04/business/fi-apple4|2=Apple sues New York over logo - latimes}}</ref><ref>{{a|1=http://www.theage.com.au/business/apple-bites-over-woolworths-logo-20091005-ghzr.html|2=Apple bites over Woolworths logo}}</ref> or even using a lower-case "i" in a product name.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mp3s/apples-future-wont-be-brought-to-you-by-the-letter-i-20100312-q27r.html|2=Apple's future won't be brought to you by the letter 'i'}}</ref> This is rather ironic, as the name ''Apple'' itself is a trademark violation of ''Apple Corps'', the Beatle-founded recording company. Apple initially settled in the 1970's by agreeing not to enter the music business. An agreement Apple broke without thinking twice by selling music with iTunes, leading to more work for lawyers and judges.

Apple's most infamous suits, however, are mostly over stupid non-innovate [[patent]]s.

In 2006, Apple sued Creative for having a menu structure roughly similar to the iPod, even though the Creative device was on the market ''a full year'' before the iPod was.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/stories/2006-05-16/creative-technology-takes-on-apple|2=Creative Technology Takes on Apple - Businessweek}}</ref>

In 2008, Apple sued HTC over a number of Android features, such as animations, minimizing windows, scrolling a page in a particular way, power-saving features (in a general non-specific way), turning the touchscreen off when holding the phone to your ear, and some more technical patents. Almost all of these patents cover techniques that existed well before the patent was filed, or are the sort of thing that any remotely competent developer will come up with on a daily basis while doing their job.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/02/apple-vs-htc-a-patent-breakdown/|2=Apple vs HTC: a patent breakdown}}</ref> Apple later sued Motorola and Samsung over more or less the same patents.

Eventually, Samsung paid a whopping US$1 billion to Apple over rounded corners (really) and an animation.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/24/apple-vs-samsung-verdict_n_1829119.html|2=Apple vs. Samsung Verdict Is In After Epic Patent Trial}}</ref> Apple is still seeking US$2 billion more though, over... slide-to-unlock, autocorrection, the ability to tap on a telephone number to ring that number, and having a search box. All features any idiot would come up with and are about as innovative as stacking rocks.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/mar/31/apple-sues-samsung-for-2bn?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487|2=Apple sues Samsung for $2bn as tech rivals head back to court - Technology - The Guardian}}</ref>

Apple also doesn't shy away from some perjury to get their way. It was caught editing some images used as "evidence" that Samsung devices were ''exactly the same'' as Apple's on more than one occasion.<ref>{{a|1=http://www.dailytech.com/Report+Apple+Caught+Photoshopping+Galaxy+Tab+101+to+Look+Like+iPad+for+Lawsuit/article22459.htm|2=DailyTech - Report: Apple Caught Photoshopping Galaxy Tab 10.1 to Look Like iPad for Lawsuit}}</ref><ref>{{a|1=http://www.itworld.com/article/2738452/it-management/apple-files-inaccurate-evidence-in-dutch-samsung-case.html|2=Apple files inaccurate evidence in Dutch Samsung case - ITworld}}</ref>

Ironically enough, a Chinese counterfeiting outfit going by the name {{wpl|Goophone}} threatened to file a (fraudulent) infringement case against Apple in 2012 on the grounds that their Goophone i5 – a counterfeit copy of Apple's own iPhone 5 – was released first, and therefore the ''genuine'' device infringed on the design of the ''counterfeit''.<ref> Brownlee, John (4 September 2012). {{a|1=http://www.cultofmac.com/188571/stupidfone-claims-to-have-already-patented-the-next-iphones-design-will-ban-sales-in-china/|2="Goophone Claims To Have Already Patented The Next iPhone's Design, Will Ban Sales In China".}} Cult of Mac.</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chiquita]], another fruit-related company that does bad stuff.

==External links==
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* Video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg “I want an iPhone 4” cartoon made in GoAnimate by ''TinyWatch'' (17.005.242 views as of 2019-10-07)]
* Article: [https://www.computerworld.com/article/2500069/what-android-fans-think-of-iphone-users.html “What Android users think of iPhone users” (ComputerWorld.com article from 2019-10-07).]
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/rossmanngroup Louis Rossman] on [[YouTube]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1s_lI5vWlWSDMamK-XolQBFzluC2OwYe iSheep's thinking patterns exposed] by {{wpl|Jimmy Kimmel||.}}

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