Iraq

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[[File:Iraq - Location Map (2013) - IRQ - UNOCHA.svg|thumb|right|195px|Map of Iraq.]]
{{cquote|[Iraq is] the cradle of civilization. It's the place where we get the first cities, the first writing, the first thoughts about what's man's relationship to God. It's the first sort of ideas about death. It's the first recorded literature that we have.|||McGuire Gibson, professor of Mesopotamian archaeology at the University of Chicago.<ref>[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=978050 Protecting Ancient History in Iraq]. ''NPR.''</ref>}}
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The '''Republic of Iraq''' is a struggling nation in the [[Middle East]]. It is currently crippled by [[war]], corruption, and sectarianism. Iraq is home to diverse ethnic groups, including Arabs, Kurds, Assyrians, Turkmen, Shabaks, Yazidis, Armenians, Mandeans, Circassians, Sabians, and Kawliya.<ref>[https://minorityrights.org/country/iraq/ Iraq]. ''Minority Rights Group International.''</ref> The vast majority of the Iraqi population follows [[Islam]]. Around 64-69% of the people are [[Shia]], and about 29-34% are [[Sunni]]s.<ref>[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/iz.html Iraq]. CIA World Factbook.</ref> Iraq's capital and largest city is Baghdad.

It wasn't always this way. Until relatively recently, Iraq was one of the most important regions in the world. The region between Iraq's Tigris and Euphrates rivers, historically known as Mesopotamia, holds the earliest known examples of writing, laws, and organized government. Mesopotamia was the center of the Akkadian, Sumerian, Assyrian and Babylonian empires. After Mesopotamia's decline, it was incorporated into various [[Persia]]n empires like the Achaemenids and the Sassanids. Iraq joined the Islamic world during the conquests of the early caliphates, led by [[Muhammad]]'s immediate successors. Iraq became the heartland of the caliphates, once again becoming the center of global civilization. After the Mongol Empire sacked Baghdad and destroyed the caliphates, Iraq entered a long period of decline. It eventually came under the rule of the Ottoman Empire before being placed under a British puppet monarchy after [[World War I]]. 

Iraq became fully independent from the [[British Empire]] in 1932. The [[monarchy]] fell to a coup in 1958, establishing a [[republic]]. Iraq was controlled by the Arab Socialist Ba'ath Party from 1968, and this period led to the brutal dictatorship of [[Saddam Hussein]]. Hussein discriminated against Shiites, launched the devastating [[Iran-Iraq War]] in 1980, and invaded [[Kuwait]] in 1991. He met his downfall when the [[United States]] illegally invaded Iraq in 2003 on false pretenses, beginning the [[Iraq War]]. The dissolution of Hussein's government saw the beginning of a period of insurgency and sectarian [[civil war]] between various Sunni [[terrorist]] groups, various Shiite terrorist groups, and the US-backed Iraqi government that continues to this day.

Iraq might not be a powerful or stable state in modern times, but it is still a site of global attention. Iraq has the world's fifth-largest proven [[oil]] reserves, accounting for about 9% of the known global supply.<ref name="oil">[https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/05/22/largest-oil-reserves-in-world-15-countries-that-control-the-worlds-oil/39497945/ These 15 countries, as home to largest reserves, control the world’s oil]. ''USA Today.''</ref> Iraq is actually a founding member of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) economic alliance. However, more so than its OPEC partners, Iraq is critically dependent on oil exports. Crude petroleum accounted for 95% of Iraq's $60.8 billion in exports in 2017.<ref name="oil"/> 

==Historical overview==
[[File:Ziggarut of Ur - M.Lubinski.jpg|thumb|right|365px|The Great Ziggurat of Ur.]]
===Ancient Mesopotamian civilizations===
====Early Sumer====
The term Mesopotamia refers to the area between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. Mesopotamia was a land of lush vegetation, abundant wildlife, and copious if unpredictable water resources during ancient times.<ref name="mesoi">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/12.htm Ancient Mesopotamia]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> From a very early date, Mesopotamia attracted large numbers of human beings for settlement. 

It cannot be overstated how the rivers shaped early Mesopotamian civilization. On the one hand, the rivers provided plentiful water and food supplies.<ref name="geo">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/11.htm Iraq History Overview]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> These surpluses allowed for population growth and the rise of civilization and intellectual pursuits. It's easier to write literature and build stuff when you're not starving. However, the rivers were a double-edged sword. They had an irregular flooding season and often created devastating natural disasters.<ref name="geo"/> They also weren't navigable.<ref name="geo"/> As a result, Mesopotamians were fearful and isolated, building huge walled city-states that constantly warred with each other.<ref name="geo"/> These wars made the Mesopotamians extremely good at warfare.

Sumer, the earliest known civilization in Mesopotamia, arose in the southern part of the region around 4500 BCE.<ref>{{wpa|Sumer|}}</ref> As suggested above, Sumer was far from a unified civilization. Instead, it was a collection of culturally-similar but independent city-states. Eridu, Kish, Uruk, Ur, Nippur, and Akkad were the most notable. The Sumerians developed the oldest known examples of writing, irrigation, astronomy, and governance.<ref name="mesoi"/> These innovations allowed the Sumerians to adapt to their harsh and unpredictable environment.

Sumerian cities were ruled by kings who were assisted by councils of elders and senior priests.<ref>[https://www.ancient.eu/sumer/ Sumer]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> As city-states centralized, they built greater constructions from mud bricks, started using wheeled chariots, and finally invented bronze by mixing tin and copper.<ref name="mesoi"/>

====Akkadian Empire (2334–2154 BCE)====
{{cquote|She stirs confusion and chaos against those who are disobedient to her, speeding carnage and inciting the devastating flood, clothed in terrifying radiance. It is her game to speed conflict and battle, untiring, strapping on her sandals.... Her wrath is a devastating flood which no one can withstand.|||Enheduana describes her terrifying goddess Ishtar.<ref>[http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section4/tr4073.htm A hymn to Inana (Inana C): translation]. University of Oxford.</ref>}}
With these developments in place, the stage was set for the world's first empire. It was founded by Sargon of Akkad (not the [[Sargon of Akkad|modern dipshit]]), who conquered Mesopotamia and its surroundings.<ref>[https://www.ancient.eu/akkad/ Akkad]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> Sargon kept his empire together by having his most trusted followers marry into positions of power in the conquered cities. His daughter, Enheduanna, became the high priestess of the most important temple in Sumer (in the city of Ur) and was responsible for unifying Mesopotamia's religious traditions to keep the empire cohesive.<ref name="enhed">[ancient.eu/Enheduanna/ Enheduanna]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> This woman is also the world's earliest author known by name, so [[sexist]]s can go fuck themselves with that.<ref name="enhed"/>  

Despite their military ability and rulership style, the Akkadians still fell to revolts 200 years after their empire was founded.

====Babylonian Empire (1894–1595 BCE)====
[[File:Ybc7289-bw.jpg|thumb|right|235px|Babylonian approximation of √2.]] 
{{cquote|If any one steal cattle or sheep, or an ass, or a pig or a goat, if it belong to a god or to the court, the thief shall pay thirtyfold therefor; if they belonged to a freed man of the king he shall pay tenfold; if the thief has nothing with which to pay he shall be put to death.|||Hammurabi's Code, law #8.<ref>[https://avalon.law.yale.edu/ancient/hamframe.asp The Code of Hammurabi]. ''Yale Law School.''</ref>}}
Babylon was initially just a city in Mesopotamia, but it also conquered itself an empire. Babylon is particularly famous in the modern-day due to its many references in the [[Bible]]. Those references were negative, including the Tower of Babel story and its inclusion in the [[Book of Revelation]].<ref name="babel">[https://www.ancient.eu/babylon/ Babylon]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> 

However, its most notable contributions to history have nothing to do with the Bible. By the time of Babylonia's sixth king, it ruled a much larger swath of land than the Akkadians had. To manage all of that territory, the king, Hammurabi, wrote up a comprehensive code of laws that would apply to all citizens of his empire. The Code of Hammurabi largely dealt with contracts, legal liability, and punishments for crimes. It notably prescribed different punishments for men and women and made punishments harsher based on a person's social status.<ref>{{wpa|Code of Hammurabi|}}</ref> It also notably reflected a separation between temporal and religious authorities.

The Babylonians also made significant advances in [[mathematics]], including algebra, square roots, growth formulas, cubic equations, and advanced geometry.<ref>{{wpa|Babylonian mathematics|}}</ref> These mathematical principles originated here but were enormously influential in places like Ancient Greece and the Roman Empire.

Despite these advancements, the Babylonians were short-lived due to being destroyed by the Hittites of Anatolia. This brought about a prolonged period where Mesopotamian city-states were at war and no longer united in a centralized state.

====Assyrian Empire (911–609 BCE)====
[[File:Ashurbanipal II in a chariot, wall relief, 7th century BC, from Nineveh, the British Museum.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Ashurbanipal at war, depicted in the Assyrian palace at Nineveh.]]
{{cquote|I built a pillar at the city gate and I flayed all the chief men who had revolted and I covered the pillar with their skins; some I walled up inside the pillar, some I impaled upon the pillar on stakes.|||Ashurbanipal, Assyrian ruler.<ref name="asswar">[https://www.ancient.eu/Assyrian_Warfare/ Assyrian Warfare]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref>}}
Beginning in the city of Ashur, the Assyrian Empire expanded rapidly through Mesopotamia. This expansion was fueled by the Assyrians' military prowess. They built the world's first professional army, utilizing effective siege tactics and iron weapons to cut through opposing armies easily.<ref name="asswar"/> That wasn't it, though. The Assyrians combined their skill at warfare with an emphasis on spreading absolute terror. People and rulers who resisted them were horrifically butchered in public to make examples of them. 

Instead of trying to accommodate conquered peoples, the Assyrians just got rid of them. When they conquered a population, the Assyrians would divide that population according to their skills and deport them all over the empire.<ref>[https://www.ancient.eu/assyria/ Assyria]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> Once dispersed in that way, the said population could not mount an organized uprising against Assyrian rule.

The Assyrians also left behind a great cultural legacy despite that brutal history. That legacy was Ashurbanipal's library at his capital in Nineveh. This was the first library in the world, and its collections of ancient literature from all corners of the old world are the source of most of what modern historians now know about Mesopotamia.<ref>{{wpa|Library of Ashurbanipal|}}</ref> Among the pieces in its collection was the ''[[Epic of Gilgamesh]]'', the world's oldest known piece of literature.

Assyrian brutality proved to be their downfall; although they dispersed conquered peoples, those people were still eventually able to unite with each other regardless of cultural background against their hated oppressors.<ref name="mesoi"/>

====Neo-Babylonian Empire (626–539 BCE)====
[[File:Circle of Juan de la Corte - The Burning of Jerusalem by Nebuchadnezzar’s Army - Google Art Project.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Burning of Jerusalem by Nebuchadnezzar's army.]]
{{cquote|In the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim king of Judah came Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon unto Jerusalem, and besieged it.|||{{bible|Daniel|1|1}}.}}
The last of the great Mesopotamian civilizations, the Neo-Babylonian Empire, arose from the revolts against Assyrian power.<ref name="mesoi"/> The empire is named this way because it deliberately tried to return Mesopotamia to its [[good old days]] under the Babylonian Empire by restoring the city of Babylon and building the Hanging Gardens.<ref name="mesoi"/> 

The short-lived empire's most famous (and infamous) ruler was Nebuchadnezzar II, who restored Babylon, built the Gardens, and fought a long series of wars to defend his state from the Assyrian remnants and from [[Ancient Egypt]].<ref name="neb">[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/magazine/2018/11-12/babylon-restoration-king-nebuchadrezzar-empire/ Nebuchadrezzar: the builder king of Babylon]. ''National Geographic.''</ref> He's not famous for his landmarks or his military victories. Instead, he's known in the modern day for the very unflattering portrayal he has in the Bible's [[Book of Daniel]], where he's a supervillain who burns people alive. 

The Jews had fairly good reason to hate the guy's guts. During the wars with Egypt, the Kingdom of Judah served as a buffer state between the two powers. Nebuchadnezzar got tired of that and conquered the state for himself, laying siege to [[Jerusalem]] in 586 BCE and smashing Solomon's Temple.<ref>{{wpa|Siege of Jerusalem (587 BC)|}}</ref> Continuing the Assyrian tradition, the king then forcibly deported the Jews out of their city, beginning the first period of Jewish Exile.<ref>[https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-chaldeans-612-539bce Ancient Jewish History: The Chaldeans]. ''Jewish Virtual Library.''</ref> 

The Neo-Babylonian Empire was later dismantled by Cyrus the Great of [[Persia]].

===Persian rule===
[[File:Hatra ruins.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The ruins of the Parthian city of Hatra.]]
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The most notable ruler of the Persian Achaemenid Empire, Cyrus the Great, actually had a fairly easy time conquering Mesopotamia. He built his empire on the principles of cooperation and religious liberty, and many cities, including Babylon itself, simply welcomed him in to take charge.<ref name="cyrus">[https://www.ancient.eu/Achaemenid_Empire/ Achaemenid Empire]. ''Ancient History Encyclopedia.''</ref> Indeed, despite being a foreigner, Cyrus quickly won the loyalty of the Mesopotamian people just by not being a murderous fuckhead. He respected local customs, publicly honored local gods, and returned loot that had been stolen by previous Mesopotamian empires.<ref name="cyrusi">[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/people/reference/cyrus-the-great/ Who was Cyrus the Great?] ''National Geographic.''</ref> Cyrus was just a really nice guy by the standards of ancient history. His most renowned act of mercy was freeing the Jews to return to Jerusalem and even giving them funds to rebuild Jerusalem.<ref name="cyrusi"/> The Jews became a Persian client state and an extremely loyal one. 

After Cyrus died, Mesopotamia experienced a period of unrest which was eventually put down by Cyrus' successor Darius. Under Darius' rule, the Persian Empire built roads through Mesopotamia, allowing for efficient transport and trade.<ref name="pergreco">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/13.htm Iraq: Iranian and Greek Intrusions]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> As the Achaemenid Persian empire decayed and experienced a run of bad emperors, the Mesopotamians became restless as their treatment became worse. When The Persians were finally conquered by Alexander the Great, the Mesopotamians welcomed him as a liberator. Like Cyrus before him, Alexander made a big show of honoring local traditions and gods.<ref name="pergreco"/> Alexander died young, though, and his generals who took over the new Persian state weren't nearly as benevolent as he.  

In 126 BCE, the Parthian Empire overtook the old Alexander leftovers. Mesopotamia's population enlarged greatly due to immigration from Persia and the Arabian Peninsula during this period, driven by Mesopotamia's prosperity. Despite Parthia's enmity with the Roman Empire, Roman culture was quite influential in the region. That influence saw much of Mesopotamia's population convert to [[Christianity]].<ref>Etheredge, Laura (2011). ''Iraq''. Rosen Publishing. p. 72. ISBN 9781615303045.</ref> That period ended during the Sasanian Empire. However, not much is known about this time. By the end of their rule, Mesopotamia's infrastructure was in ruins, and its culture was dying.<ref name="pergreco"/>

===Islamic conquest and Arab rule===
[[File:Maqamat hariri.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Islamic scholars in an Iraqi library during the Abbasid era.]]
The Sasanian Empire never considered the disunited Arab tribes a threat. However, things changed rapidly in the early 600s CE when [[Muhammad]] united the tribes and their peninsula under his fancy new religion [[Islam]]. Indeed, Muhammad did the hard part, as overcoming Arabia's entrenched tribalism was nearly impossible. However, once united, the Arabs became a mighty military force led by Muhammad's successor, Caliph Abu Bakr. The Sasanian Empire was weakened by its wars with the Byzantine Empire, so the Arabs managed to overrun their armies with relative ease. 

[[File:Sughrat.jpg|thumb|left|225px|[[Socrates]] and his students, depicted in a 13th-century Arab manuscript.]]

In Mesopotamia, soon to be named ''Iraq'' by the Arabs,<ref>[https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=iraq Iraq]. ''Online Etymology Dictionary.''</ref> the majority [[Christian]] population chose to pay the extra infidel [[tax]] and were thus left alone by the Muslim conquerors. The Iraqis ended up being quite loyal to their new Muslim overlords. The Muslims were fighting according to the old rules of [[jihad]], which forbade the [[rape]] of women or the murder of noncombatants.<ref name="arab">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/14.htm Iraq: Arab Conquest and the Coming of Islam]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> The Arabs also intended to colonize Iraq with their own people, so destroying cities and burning farms wasn't on the agenda either. Again, by the standards of warfare at this time, the Muslims were quite benevolent. Over the following centuries, the Iraqis intermarried with the Arabs and converted to Islam.

During the reign of Caliph Umar, Iraq became the heartland of the Rashidun Caliphate, with the two great cities Basra and Kufah being built to consolidate its economy and protect it from outside invaders.<ref name="arab"/> During this time, Iraq also played host to one of the most critical events in Islamic history. A power struggle inside the Rashidun Caliphate reignited controversies over the original succession after Muhammad's death, leading to the [[Sunni]] vs. [[Shia]] divide.<ref name="svs">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/15.htm The Sunni-Shia Controversy]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> These events led to the downfall of the Rashiduns and the rise of the Umayyad Caliphate, which was vigorously opposed by the Shias. The Umayyads transferred their seat of power from Iraq to Syria, causing the Iraqis to become restive.<ref name="svs"/> 

The Iraqis eventually turned their support to Abd al-Abbas, a Sunni descendant of Muhammad's uncle who defeated the Umayyads in battle and was crowned caliph in Baghdad in 750 CE.<ref name="abbas">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/16.htm  The Abbasid Caliphate, 750-1258]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> This created the Abbasid Caliphate, and this period was Iraq's golden age. Baghdad became a center of power where Arab and Iranian cultures mingled with Classical Greek and Roman works to produce an outpouring of [[philosophy]], [[science]], and [[literature]]. Its wealth and population multiplied, and by 775 CE, it was one of the first cities to reach a population of one million.<ref>[https://www.thoughtco.com/largest-cities-throughout-history-4068071 Largest Cities Throughout History]. ''ThoughtCo.''</ref> 

Just how influential was Baghdad's culture. From its literature, the English language gets words like "nadir", "zenith", "[[alcohol]]", "algebra", "algorithm", "[[alchemy]]", and "alembic."<ref name="bagh">[https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/04/25/invaders-3 Invaders: Destroying Baghdad.] ''The New Yorker.''</ref>

===Mongol invasions===
[[File:Bagdad1258.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Destruction of Baghdad by the Mongols in 1258 CE.]]
Iraq was doing its thing under Arab rule and enjoying its prosperity and learning until Genghis Khan showed up. Khan's horde of 700,000 soldiers started rampaging through Central Asia in 1219 CE, destroying great cities like Samarkand, Bukhara, and Merv.<ref name="mongols">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/17.htm Iraq: The Mongol Invasion]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> Genghis Khan made it all the way to [[Azerbaijan]] before dying in 1227. 

[[File:Apotheosis.jpg|thumb|left|225px|Pyramid of skulls left by the Mongols.]]

His son and successor, Hulagu Khan, put together a multinational team of siege experts and set his sights on the wealthy heartland of Islamic civilization. In 1257, he arrived at Baghdad to demand the caliph's surrender.<ref name="bagh"/> When the caliph refused, Hulagu decided to make an example of him and his city. He sieged the city and broke its walls by 1258. Then the slaughter began, as the Mongol soldiers killed somewhere in the range of a million people before looting Baghdad's treasury and throwing its books into the Tigris river.<ref name="bagh"/> He also executed the last Abbasid caliph and built a mountain of skulls from Baghdad's scholars, religious leaders, and poets. That act of destruction in 1258 decisively marked the end of Iraq's golden age.

The Mongol Empire was later divided between Genghis Khan's heirs. Iraq became a neglected frontier province of the Ilkhanate, based out of Iran. Things didn't get any better when the Mongols collapsed, as the power vacuum resulted in a chaotic struggle for power that embroiled Iraq in a prolonged war between various factions. 

This state of affairs persisted until 1370 when the infamous warlord Timur Lenk invaded Central Asia. Timur was a member of the Turkicized Barlas tribe. This Mongol subgroup had settled in Transoxania (now roughly corresponding to Uzbekistan) and converted to Islam after taking part in Genghis Khan’s son Chagatai's campaigns in that region.<ref name="timurlenk">[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Timur Timur]. ''Britannica.''</ref> Timur then became a powerful Mongol leader who declared himself the "defender of Islam" and launched genocides against Indian Hindus, Egyptian and Turkish "usurpers", and Middle Eastern Christians.<ref>[https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/news/why-hamilton-doesnt-live-up-to-the-hype/ Tamerlane’s Reign of Terror] ''History Answers UK''</ref><ref>[http://listverse.com/2018/01/15/10-terrors-of-the-tyrant-tamerlane/ 10 Terrors Of The Tyrant Tamerlane] ''Listverse''</ref> Like Hulagu Khan, Timur Lenk liked to make skull pyramids. He hit Baghdad again and had 90,000 of the city's residents beheaded.<ref>[https://www.historytoday.com/archive/months-past/death-tamerlane The Death of Tamerlane] ''History Today''</ref> Timur might have claimed to be a pious Sunni Muslim, but his exploits permanently damaged the religion and the entire Middle East. Through plunder and slaughter, Timur destroyed Islamic scholarship in the whole region.<ref name="mongols"/>

===Further decline===
[[File:شاه اسماعیل در جنگ چالدران.jpg|thumb|right|205px|The 1514 Battle of Chaldiran, one of the many Ottoman-Safavid conflicts over Iraq.]]
In the wake of these Mongol warlords, Iraq underwent a period of political disintegration and economic collapse. Basically, what you'd expect after getting flattened by two genocidal regimes in rapid succession. Baghdad had once been ''the'' place to be during the [[Middle Ages]]. After the Mongols, it rapidly sank into the status of an irrelevant cattle town notable only for its great history. Part of that happened due to destruction, and part of that happened because [[Portugal]]'s colonial trading empire established trading routes through the ocean that bypassed Baghdad.<ref name="mongols"/> 

During the Mongol conquests, the warlords destroyed Iraq's carefully-constructed irrigation system to uproot its population and destroy the region's ability to make war. As a result, famine overtook much of the once-Fertile Crescent. This was the beginning of the region's deterioration into a barren desert and unlivable marshland.<ref name="mongols"/> The changing environment meant that Iraq's great civilizations couldn't continue; Iraqis instead fell into tribal nomadism that persists today.

===Ottoman and Safavid era===
Between the 1500s and the early 1900s, Iraq got sucked into a massive region-wide struggle between two massively powerful empires: the Ottomans and the Safavids. The Safavids, for their part, were theocratic Shia Muslims who wanted to control historic Shia holy sites in Iraq.<ref name="ottosaf">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/18.htm Iraq: The Ottoman Period]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> On the other hand, the Ottomans were Sunni Muslims who feared the spread of the Shia religion into their lands and wanted to use Iraq as a buffer between Persia and Anatolia. A tale as old as time.

[[File:Les costumes populaires de la Turquie en 1873 - Partie 3 - Planche 038.jpg|thumb|left|165px|Baghdad citizens photographed in 1873.]]

Festivities started in 1509 when the Safavids swept into Iraq to take over its tribal peoples. In turn, the Ottomans attacked them in the hopes to taking Iraq for themselves, beginning a centuries-long period of near-constant back-and-forth wars between the two powers. Poor Iraq was caught in the middle and used as a battleground for the Middle Eastern superpower pissing contest. Apart from the general death and destruction, the main consequence of the wars was the deepening of Iraq's Sunni-Shia divide. Both empires shamelessly used religious differences to encourage support among the appropriate segment of the Iraqi population.<ref name="ottosaf"/> [[Sarcasm|Surely that increase in sectarianism wouldn't have any terrible consequences]]!

[[File:Layard Nineveh.jpg|thumb|right|250px|British excavation of Nineveh, 1852.]]

The Ottomans finally won out, seizing Iraq for good in 1638. This began a long period of oppression for Iraq's Shia population, who were excluded from economic opportunity and positions of influence.<ref name="ottosaf"/> Again, a tale as old as time. Although the Ottomans placed Iraq under imperial rule, the tribal authority still dominated, and the Ottomans allowed large migrations of nomadic Bedouins from Arabia.<ref name="ottosaf"/>

Over the centuries, the Ottoman Empire further declined and came under Western influence. By the 1800s, European "explorers" and adventurers were crawling throughout Iraq searching for ancient artifacts and fun times. Claudius Rich from the British East India Company started by excavating Babylon and Nineveh, and Frenchman Paul Émile Botta Khorsabad sent a bunch of Mesopotamian artifacts to the Louvre.<ref name="exca">[https://www.cemml.colostate.edu/cultural/09476/iraq03iraqenl.html Rediscovering the Past: Two Centuries of Archaeology in Iraq]. US Department of Defense.</ref> Although the Europeans accomplished some important feats, such as translating Sumerian cuneiform and beginning scientific archaeology, their exploits had a real dark side. Europeans rather brazenly looted historical artifacts; it got so bad that the British Museum tried to launch investigations into why so many Sumerian tablets were ending up on the side streets of London.

===World War I and Sykes-Picot===
[[File:Maude in Baghdad.jpg|thumb|right|300px|British troops enter Baghdad, 1917.]]
{{main|World War I}}
In 1908, the Young Turks regime took power in the Ottoman Empire. That became relevant to the poor people of Iraq when the Young Turks embarked on their "Turkification" program designed to forcibly assimilate minority cultures. The Young Turks considered minority populations a threat to the empire's cohesiveness. They began Turkification by implementing a wide variety of social programs designed to make minority children into good Turks, including renaming children and requiring instruction in schools to be conducted only in Turkish.<ref>Üngör, Uğur Ümit (2008). "Geographies of Nationalism and Violence: Rethinking Young Turk 'Social Engineering'". ''European Journal of Turkish Studies'' (7).</ref> The Iraqis didn't like that a whole bunch, surprise, surprise. Iraqi intellectuals turned towards their own identity as Arab Iraqis, which marked the beginning of the Arab [[nationalist]] movement.<ref name="ottosaf"/>

Iraq became involved in the Great War when the Ottoman Empire declared war on the side of the Central Powers. [[Oil]] in Iraq became a major political concern for the first time as British and French troops raced against each other to conquer Iraq's early oilfields.<ref name="gpoil">[https://www.globalpolicy.org/component/content/article/185-general/40479-great-power-conflict-over-iraqi-oil-the-world-war-i-era.html Great Power Conflitct over Iraqi Oil: The World War I Era]. ''Global Policy Forum.''</ref>

In 1915, the British and French struck the secret Sykes-Picot Agreement, fucking over their Arab allies and ensuring that Iraq would be a puppet state to pump oil for them.<ref name="spag">[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/disintegration-iraqi-state-has-its-roots-world-war-i-180951793/ The Disintegration of the Iraqi State Has Its Roots in World War I]. ''Smithsonian Magazine.''</ref> That decision to artificially create the nation of "Iraq" proved to be a disaster. Under the Ottoman administration, Iraq was divided into three administrative regions designed to meet the needs of its largest population. Those three groups were Sunni Arab, Shia Arab, and Kurdish; all three of these groupings kept the peace by relying on the delicate veneer of Ottoman rule.<ref name="spag"/> The West dismantled those old power structures, and all groups were tossed into the same nation with no guarantees of safety against each other. It was a recipe for a devastating blowout. But not just yet.

===British puppet kingdom===
[[File:Coronation of Prince Faisal as King of Iraq, 1921.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Coronation of King Faisal of Iraq. He's surrounded by British officers, who are really in charge here.]]
During the war, the British had allied with the Hashemite clan of [[Mecca]], who claimed direct descent from [[Muhammad]] himself. In exchange for false promises from the Entente, the Hashemites led the Arab Revolt while the clan leader's son Prince Faisal went on a world tour to win support for Arab unification.<ref name="brit">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/19.htm World War I and the British Mandate]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> Unfortunately for them, the British and French backstabbed the Arabs and decided to make Iraq into a Western-dominated petrostate. 

The British entered Iraq as conquerors but soon figured out that conquering Iraq was easier than governing it. Sunnis and Shias started infighting, tribal leaders and villagers started arguing, and merchants started demanding that the British implement some kind of legal code to make sure society could actually fucking function. In other words, it was a clusterfuck. By 1920, the Sunnis and Shias managed to briefly put aside their differences to rise up against the British, beginning a very costly insurgency against the British in blood and money.<ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29441383 The 1920s British air bombing campaign in Iraq]. ''BBC News.''</ref> With British finances on the ropes after the Great War, they realized they couldn't afford another Iraqi uprising. In an attempt to appease the people, the British crowned their puppet Prince Faisal as the nominal king of Iraq in 1921 and gave Iraq more autonomy.

It didn't work. Faisal was not an Iraqi, and Iraqis viewed him as an illegitimate British puppet because he was an illegitimate British puppet. The king later proved that by caving to British demands during negotiations over the Iraq Petroleum Company (IPC). Iraq initially demanded at least a 20% share in the oil company, but King Faisal caved and let the British edge the Iraqis out of the deal.<ref name="brit"/> Keep in mind that this was Iraqi oil being drilled by Iraqi workers.

===Mostly independent, mostly non-puppet kingdom===
[[File:1958 revolution in Iraq.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Celebrating the 1958 revolution in Baghdad.]]
Iraqi nationalists didn't relent, though, so the British finally agreed to Iraq being mostly independent in 1932 and admitted to the [[League of Nations]]. Iraq's various ethnic and religious groups again started fighting for supremacy in the new country, and this political turmoil largely destroyed the British-imposed government systems. The Sunnis, who historically had greater power and educational opportunities under the Ottomans, largely won out and marginalized the majority Shia population.<ref name="indep">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/20.htm Iraq as an Independent Monarchy]. ''Country Studies.''</ref> 

During this process, the British "helped" Iraq finalize its borders. Iraqi cities were cut off from their old trading partners, resulting in commercial dislocation and economic depression. That great big long border through the desert in the south impeded tribal migrations and caused unrest. Uncertainty regarding Iraq's new borders with Iran, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia created the potential for an international crisis or even an outright war. The British had really fucked this one up. 

Things got even worse when Faisal died in 1933, meaning that Iraq lost its primary stabilizing force.<ref name="indep"/> The new king was a dumb kid, and a rapid succession of military coups brought different factions into power throughout the rest of the 1930s.  By the end of the 1930s, pan-Arabism had become a powerful ideological force in the Iraqi military, especially among younger officers who hailed from the northern provinces and had suffered economically from the partition of the Ottoman Empire. These young officers were staunchly anti-British, especially when the British started violently suppressing revolts in Mandatory [[Palestine]]. 

As [[World War II]] approached, [[Nazi Germany]] attempted to capitalize on the anti-British sentiments in Iraq to woo them all into the [[Axis]]. Another military coup in 1940 brought anti-British elements into power, who promptly started distancing Iraq from the UK.<ref name="indep"/> The British retaliated by sending troops to reoccupy Iraq and place another puppet leader in charge.<ref>{{wpa|Anglo-Iraqi War|}}</ref> This only made Iraq's leadership crisis even worse after the war. After the war, Iraq also fell into an economic recession, making living conditions worse for all citizens.<ref>Hunt, Courtney (2005). ''The History of Iraq.'' Westport, CT: Greenwood Press. ISBN 978-0-313-33414-6. p. 73.</ref> Things culminated in 1958 when a group of Pan-Arab generals overthrew the monarchy in a 1958 coup.<ref>{{wpa|14 July Revolution|}}</ref>

===Ba'athist Iraq===
[[File:Saddam Hussein and Hassan al-Bakr 1978.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Hassan al-Bakr and Saddam Hussein in 1978.]]
Coup leader Abd al-Karim Qasim took over as prime minister of a now-[[republic]]an Iraq, but his rule quickly descended into [[autocracy]] and infighting.<ref>{{wpa|Abd al-Karim Qasim|}}</ref> Qasim worked with Iraq's fairly small [[communist]] faction to improve the lot of the working poor. Reforms included ending absentee landlordism and yanking the Iraq Petroleum Company (IPC) contract to nationalize Iraq's oil reserves for the people.<ref name="rep">[http://countrystudies.us/iraq/21.htm Republican Iraq.] ''Country Studies.''</ref> He also tended to side with the [[Soviet Union]] in the [[Cold War]] by signing arms and oil agreements. 

Eventually, Qasim's leftist streak alienated his former allies and saw him deposed in a 1963 coup. The Iraqi poor immediately tried to rush to his defense, but the new military regime cut them off entirely from the political process, ending any pretense of [[democracy]].<ref name="rep"/> These people were the Ba'ath Party, who would later take complete control of the country, but ethnic unrest and various coups and counter-coups made things difficult. 

The Ba'ath Party solidified its rule in 1968, with General Ahmad Hasan al-Bakr taking nominal leadership of the country and his relative [[Saddam Hussein]] acting as his enforcer within the party.<ref name="baath">[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2886733.stm The Iraqi Baath party]. ''BBC News.''</ref> The party's ideology can be most accurately described as pan-Arabism mixed with [[secularism]] and [[authoritarianism]].<ref name="baaath">[https://www.aljazeera.com/archive/2005/06/2008410121344236996.html The Iraqi Baath Party]. ''Al Jazeera.''</ref> The Ba'ath Party wasn't out to conquer other Arab countries. They considered Arab nationalism a long-term goal and sought to build solidarity with other Arab leaders. 

[[File:Saddam Hussain 1980 (cropped).jpg|thumb|right|150px|What a friendly-looking man!]]

The party spent the early years of its reign focusing on Iraq's internal issues. They tried to replace Iraq's demographic divisions with a sense of Iraqi [[patriotism]], and they nationalized large sectors of the Iraqi economy, including agriculture, industry, and oil.<ref name="baaath"/> Despite these high-minded ideals, the party was still overtly authoritarian and was dominated by a handful of members of elite families. Among those family members was Saddam Hussein.

===Hussein regime===
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====Consolidating power====
Saddam Hussein took over the party in 1979, and he immediately set about doing some remodels. Like the [[Joseph Stalin|other two famous mustache]] [[Adolf Hitler|men from history]], Saddam decided that his old comrades were political threats and decided to get rid of them. He put many of them on show trials for allegedly planning a coup. In one terrifying incident, Saddam stood in front of an audience of party members where he denounced high-ranking Ba'athists. They were quickly ushered out of the auditorium and executed right outside the doors.<ref name="baaath"/> 

He also undid his predecessors' quasi-socialist policies. Hussein sold Iraq's national industries to private capitalist interests, mainly cronies within the party.<ref name="baath"/>

====Iran-Iraq War====
[[File:Capture in Khorramshahr.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Iraqi soldiers surrender in the Battle of Khorramshahr.]]
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Neighboring [[Iran]] also experienced a regime change in 1979 when the theocrats overthrew the Shah. Saddam initially welcomed this news since the Shah had been a longtime enemy of Iraq.<ref name="preludeiniq">Karsh, Efraim (25 April 2002). The Iran–Iraq War: 1980–1988. Osprey Publishing. pp. 1–8, 12–16, 19–82. ISBN 978-1-84176-371-2.</ref> However, it turned out that Supreme Leader [[Ayatollah Khomeini]] wasn't any friendlier to Iraq than was his royal predecessor. The Ayatollah encouraged Iraq's Shiite minority to launch a revolt against Saddam's rule, and he frequently instigated violent border clashes between the two nations.<ref>Mearsheimer, John J.; Walt, Stephen M. (12 November 2002). [https://www.belfercenter.org/publication/can-saddam-be-contained-history-says-yes Can Saddam Be Contained? History Says Yes].  International Security. Belfer Center for Science and International Affairs.</ref> Iran's calls for a Shiite revolution were not ignored either, as Hussein's secular Ba'athist government still heavily discriminated against religious minorities.<ref name="preludeiniq"></ref> 

Saddam also had reasons of his own to attack the Iranians. He wanted to annex Iran's oil-rich region of Khuzestan, which was across the border.<ref>Farrokh, Kaveh. Iran at War: 1500–1988. Oxford: Osprey Publishing. ISBN 978-1-78096-221-4.</ref> This would vastly increase Iraq's economic power and global political influence. It would also allow Iraq to gain major control over the Persian Gulf, through which a big chunk of the world's oil supply flows.<ref>https://www.britannica.com/biography/Saddam-Hussein Saddam Hussein] ''Britannica''.</ref>  

[[File:Saddam rumsfeld.jpg|thumb|left|220px|[[Donald Rumsfeld|A bloodthirsty mass murderer]] welcoming Saddam in 1983. We can't circulate this image enough.]]

As war became more and more likely, Hussein's government forcibly deported thousands of Iraqi Shias under the pretext that they were connected to Iran's government.<ref>[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2783989.stm Iraq's rich mosaic of people] Westcott, Kathryn (27 February 2003). ''BBC News.''</ref> Hussein handled the 1980 invasion poorly, with his divisions untrained and political expectations failing to materialize.<ref>Brogan, Patrick (1989). World Conflicts: A Comprehensive Guide to World Strife Since 1945. London: Bloomsbury. ISBN 0-7475-0260-9.</ref> Although Iran's disorganized military was weaker on the ground, its air forces were more powerful. Its soldiers were able to retreat into the cities to fight a protracted guerrilla war.<ref name="earlyiiwar">[https://web.archive.org/web/20131029201227/http://fmso.leavenworth.army.mil/documents/PF-Iran-Iraq.pdf THE EVOLUTION OF IRANIAN WARFIGHTING
DURING THE IRAN-IRAQ WAR] Sergeant Ben Wilson.</ref>

[[File:Saddam Hussein Nebuchadnezzar.jpeg|thumb|right|245px|Ba'athist [[propaganda]] portraying Hussein as Nebuchadnezzar.]]

Eventually, the war settled into a trench-warfare stalemate.<ref>Farrokh, Kaveh. Iran at War: 1500–1988. Oxford: Osprey Publishing. ISBN 978-1-78096-221-4.</ref><ref>Pollack, Kenneth M. (2004). "Iraq". Arabs at War: Military Effectiveness, 1948–1991. Lincoln: University of Nebraska Press. ISBN 978-0-8032-8783-9.</ref> Hussein used various brutal tactics to get the front lines moving again. He ordered rocket and strategic bombing attacks on Iranian cities.<ref name="iiwarbig">[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4260420.stm The Iran-Iraq war: 25 years on] Hardy, Roger. Middle East analyst, ''BBC News''. 22 September 2005</ref> This later escalated into the overt use of [[Weapons of Mass Destruction]]. While the [[Ronald Reagan]] administration was certainly responsible for some chemical weapons,<ref>[https://foreignpolicy.com/2013/08/26/exclusive-cia-files-prove-america-helped-saddam-as-he-gassed-iran/ Exclusive: CIA Files Prove America Helped Saddam as He Gassed Iran] SHANE HARRIS AND MATTHEW M. AID | AUGUST 26, 2013</ref><ref>[https://www.counterpunch.org/2004/06/17/how-reagan-armed-saddam-with-chemical-weapons/ How Reagan Armed Saddam with Chemical Weapons] Dixon, Norm. June 17, 2004</ref> most chemical weapons came from ''[[Germany]]''.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/dec/18/iraq.germany Germany was Key Partner in chemical weapons program, Teh Graniuad]</ref>  

The war finally ended in 1988 with a peace of exhaustion and no border changes. The killing wasn't over, though. Iran had cooperated with Kurdish separatist militias in northern Iraq, who had viewed Iran as the enemy of their enemy.<ref name="earlyiiwar"></ref> Hussein punished the Kurds with massacres and chemical weapons attacks, earning him their permanent enmity.<ref>[http://www.mei.edu/publications/kurdish-factor-iran-iraq-relations The Kurdish Factor in Iran-Iraq Relations] ''Middle East Institute.'' January 29, 2009</ref>

Somewhere in the range of 100,000 Kurdish civilians died in Hussein's genocidal murdering spree.<ref>Hiltermann, J. R. (2007). ''A Poisonous Affair: America, Iraq, and the Gassing of Halabja.'' Cambridge University Press. pp. 134–135. ISBN 978-0-521-87686-5. </ref> The war itself had cost the lives of perhaps one to one-point-five million people.<ref>[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4260420.stm The Iran-Iraq war: 25 years on]. ''BBC News.''</ref> Fuck.

====Gulf War====
[[File:207350 1023708685582 6155 n.jpg|thumb|right|325px|Once a Kuwaiti oil field, now a battlefield.]]
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After that unfortunate little tussle with Iran and the Kurds, Iraq was mired in $37 billion worth of debt, much of it owed to Kuwait.<ref name="govtiraqhist">[https://history.state.gov/milestones/1989-1992/gulf-war The Gulf War, 1991] "Office of the Historian". US Department of State.</ref> Realizing that he didn't have the funds to pay down the debt, Saddam called his pals in OPEC and Kuwait, asking them to hike up oil prices and forgive that whole owing-them-shitloads-of-money business.<ref name="govtiraqhist"/> Kuwait predictably replied with something like, "you better have my fucking money, punk." At that point, Saddam abruptly realized that he had a much larger army than Kuwait. You see where this is going.

Using an island dispute as a pretext, Saddam Hussein ordered troops to invade Kuwait in 1990. The invasion went smoothly, and his soldiers ran around looting shit<ref>Wines, Michael, [https://www.nytimes.com/1990/09/29/world/confrontation-in-the-gulf-iraq-seen-looting-kuwait-of-identity.html "CONFRONTATION IN THE GULF; Iraq Seen Looting Kuwait of Identity"], NYT 29 September 1990.</ref> while Saddam put Kuwait under a puppet government.<ref>{{wpa|Republic of Kuwait|}}</ref> Eventually, he decided "fuck it" and just annexed the whole country.<ref name="britannicagulf">[https://www.britannica.com/event/Persian-Gulf-War Persian Gulf War] ''Britannica''</ref> 

The US, meanwhile, complained to the UN and got the UN to sanction Iraq. The US and [[NATO]] allies stationed about a million troops in the Arabian Peninsula. The Saudis allowed this since they disapproved of Hussein's secularism and military expansionism on their border.<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2016/01/operation-desert-storm-25-years-since-the-first-gulf-war/424191/ Operation Desert Storm: 25 Years Since the First Gulf War] Taylor, Alan. ''The Atlantic.'' 01.14.16</ref> Following more defiance from Saddam, the UN Security Council passed Resolution 687, which authorized the coalition to use "all necessary means" to uphold the previous resolutions and liberate Kuwait.<ref>[https://documents-dds-ny.un.org/doc/RESOLUTION/GEN/NR0/575/28/IMG/NR057528.pdf?OpenElement Security Council Resolutions - 1990]</ref> Now with the green light from the UN, the coalition prepared for war.

After a massive air campaign that flattened much of Iraq's infrastructure, the coalition easily pushed them out of Kuwait. The US pushed for a quick resolution to the war. It agreed to peace with Hussein without imposing very many penalties on him or even doing much damage to his military forces.<ref>[https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-gulf-war-victory-that-never-was The Gulf War Victory That Never Was] Warren, James A. ''Daily Beast.'' 02.21.16</ref> Therefore, Saddam was free to commit more horrifying crimes against humanity! Yay!

====1991 uprisings====
[[File:Destroyed tank 1991 uprising Iraq.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Iraqi tank destroyed by anti-Saddam rebels.]]
To prevent another conflict (ha!), the coalition powers decided to maintain economic and military sanctions on Iraq until the country had divested itself of chemical weapons and any other [[WMD]].<ref name="britannicagulf"/> Saddam wasn't interested in giving up his weapons yet, and his military was mostly intact. As a result, these sanctions and even occasional military action were constant throughout the 1990s.<ref name="gulfaftermath">[https://www.npr.org/2011/02/24/133991181/twenty-years-later-first-iraq-war-still-resonates Twenty Years Later, First Iraq War Still Resonates] Greenblatt, Alan. ''NPR.'' 02.24.11</ref>

Unfortunately, those sanctions and the resulting forever war didn't prevent Saddam from launching one of his worst atrocities. After Iraq's defeat in the war, long-oppressed minority groups like the Kurds and Shiites launched a series of popular revolts against Ba'athist rule.<ref>{{wpa|1991 uprisings in Iraq|}}</ref> They had actually been encouraged in this by US president [[George H.W. Bush]] who had assigned the [[CIA]] to create a covert radio station to broadcast his messages to the people of Iraq.<ref>Fisk, Robert. ''The Great War for Civilisation: The Conquest of the Middle East''. London: Alfred A. Knopf, 2006 p. 646 ISBN 1-84115-007-X</ref> It actually looked like the uprisings were gaining traction for two brief, glorious weeks. Rebels destroyed government administration in many towns, and disorganized army units were driven away.<ref name="upris">[https://web.archive.org/web/20181106171558/https://www.merip.org/mer/mer176/why-uprisings-failed Why the Uprisings Failed]. ''Middle East Research and Information Project.'' Archived.''</ref> Specific accounts can't be found for every instance. Still, in most cases, it seems that a crowd of furious people would assemble in city centers before storming Ba'ath Party headquarters and prisons. 

Eventually, however, the revolts faltered due to a lack of coordination. Within two months, Saddam had brutally suppressed the movement using tactics such as ordering troops to shoot indiscriminately into residential areas, having people summarily executed in the streets and in hospitals, and sending helicopter gunships to shoot at fleeing civilians.<ref>[https://www.hrw.org/reports/1992/Iraq926.htm The 1991 Uprising in Iraq And Its Aftermath]. ''Human Rights Watch.''</ref> Refugees fleeing to other countries alleged that the Iraqi military had dropped napalm and chemical weapons.

International observers estimate that about 100,000 people were killed during the uprising.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/aug/22/iraq.ianblack 'Chemical Ali' on trial for brutal crushing of Shia uprising]. ''The Guardian.''</ref><ref>[https://www.cfr.org/blog/remembering-iraqi-uprising-twenty-five-years-ago Remembering the Iraqi Uprising Twenty-Five Years Ago]. ''Council on Foreign Relations.''</ref>

====US invasion of Iraq====
[[File:USMarineTankinBaghdad.jpg|thumb|right|325px|Baghdad under US occupation, 2003.]]
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{{cquote|It’s sort of puzzling that you can have 100 percent confidence about WMD existence, but zero certainty about where they are.|||Hans Blix to the Council on Foreign Relations June 23, 2003.<ref name="chem">[https://www.armscontrol.org/act/2003-09/features/what-happened-saddams-weapons-mass-destruction What Happened to Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction?] ''Arms Control Today.''</ref>}}
With Iraq a constant thorn in the world's side, many [[neoconservative]]s like [[Bill Kristol]], [[Dick Cheney]], and [[Paul Wolfowitz]] got together towards the end of the 1990s and cooked up this awesome idea to invade Iraq to isolate Iran and "bring peace" to the Middle East.<ref>[http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=128491&page=1 "Were 1998 Memos a Blueprint for War?"], ABC 5 March 2003.</ref> The "he has WMDs!" drumbeat started as early as the later [[Bill Clinton]] administration.<ref>[http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article5527.htm PNAC letters sent to President Bill Clinton], 26 January 1998. Archived by Information Clearing House.</ref> Nobody ''really'' took all of that seriously. But then [[9/11]] happened, and Americans learned to hate anything and everything about the Middle East. One not-long-enough story and one spree of clown-making in front of the UN later, the US invaded Iraq in 2003.

US forces quickly rolled in, deposed and captured Saddam Hussein, and turned over Iraq to find out that there weren't WMDs in Iraq because Saddam had spent most of the 1990s gradually destroying his stock.<ref name="chem"/> Fucking ''oops''.

Iraq paid the price of Bush's false war. The US bombing of Baghdad was horrible enough to kill about 100 civilians per hour, and the war's early stages resulted in between 150,000 and 600,000 Iraqi deaths.<ref>[https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200319-remembering-the-us-invasion-of-iraq-2003/ Remembering the US Invasion of Iraq 2003]. ''Middle East Monitor.''</ref> Despite Bush declaring "Mission Accomplished", Iraq would remain embroiled in war for years and years to come. Fucking ''oops.''

Saddam, meanwhile, finally got what was coming to him and died by hanging while Shias jeered at him and mocked his praying.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/jan/01/iraq.iraqtimeline How Saddam died on the gallows]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> The overtly sectarian nature of his death only foreshadowed the horrors to come.

===Absolute clusterfuck===
[[File:Blackwater Security Company MD-530F helicopter in Baghdad, 2004.JPG|thumb|right|300px|Baghdad aflame in 2004.]]
====Iraqi insurgency and sectarian civil war====
So, once in control of the country, the US had to figure out how to start "nation-building" in Iraq. Unfortunately, the [[George W. Bush]] administration did this in the dumbest way possible. 

First, contrary to previously-accepted strategies, the US decided to completely disband Iraq's military. That disastrous move left vast numbers of angry and war-trained Iraqis unemployed and with nothing better to do than join anti-US militias.<ref name="disband">[https://time.com/3900753/isis-iraq-syria-army-united-states-military/ How Disbanding the Iraqi Army Fueled ISIS]. ''TIME.''</ref> It also deprived the new Iraqi state of a competent fighting force, which would haunt it for years to come.

Then the US-led Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) began a "de-Ba'athification" plan that involved dismissing every Ba'ath Party member in the government.<ref>[https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2013/03/201331055338463426.html Iraq's de-Baathification still haunts the country]. ''Al Jazeera.''</ref> That completely hollowed out Iraq's government and put even more angry people on the streets. The US finished off by stocking Iraq's new government with Shia Muslims, who promptly dismantled many 
democratic
 US puppet power structures and started blatantly favoring themselves over the Sunnis.<ref>[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/the-shia-are-in-power-in-iraq-but-not-in-control-8523280.html The Shia are in power in Iraq – but not in control]. ''The Independent.''</ref> That fatally inflamed sectarian tensions, and of fucking course it did!

[[File:A U.S. Soldier searches an Iraqi boy before allowing him access to the Basra Operations Center during a Medical Civic Assistance Program in Basra, Iraq, March 7, 2011 110307-A-WO967-008.jpg|thumb|right|245px|Patting down Iraqi boys.]]

Rather predictably, Iraq almost immediately exploded into violence against the US and against other Iraqis. [[Al Qaeda]], which had never been in Iraq in the first place despite Bush's claims, used the chaos as an opportunity to open up a new franchise in Iraq and become the face of global Sunni Islamic terrorism.<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/08/twenty-years-war/496736/ The Twenty Years’ War]. ''The Atlantic.''</ref> "Death Squads" from both major religious groups went on indiscriminate murdering and torturing sprees.<ref>[http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/07/24/iraq.main/index.html U.S. cracks down on Iraq death squads]. ''CNN.''</ref> The US had to escalate troop numbers in Iraq on many occasions because it turns out that trying to occupy an unstable artificial country in the Middle East is harder than you might fucking think.  

The US' 
heroic and justified
 idiotic invasion made all subsequent 
liberation and democracy
 death and destruction possible. 
USA! USA! USA!


Then things got even worse.

====War against DAESH====
[[File:Cityscape of Qayyarah town on fire.The Mosul District, Northern Iraq, Western Asia. 09 November, 2016.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Mosul aflame during operations against DAESH, 2016.]]
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As Al Qaeda moved into Iraq, it came under the leadership of Jordanian jihadist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who drew upon old extremist ideologies to inspire an insidious dream of sparking a civil war between Sunnis and Shiites and establishing a Sunni Islamic caliphate.<ref>[https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/11/isis-origins-anbari-zarqawi/577030/ The True Origins of ISIS]. ''The Atlantic.''</ref> Zarqawi died in 2006, but his plan lived on. It culminated sometime around 2014 when DAESH exploded onto the world scene by taking over vast swathes of two countries and fighting against most of the world. 

Crimes committed by DAESH include child kidnapping, [[slavery]], and acts of [[genocide]] against Iraq's minority Yazidi community.<ref>[https://icct.nl/publication/isis-and-their-use-of-slavery/ ISIS and Their Use of Slavery]. ''International Centre for Counter-Terrorism''.</ref> In 2014, the terrorist group abducted about 10,000 Yazidis from their communities, burning or beheading about 3,000.<ref>[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-islamic-state-yazidi-sex-slaves-genocide-sinjar-death-toll-number-kidnapped-study-un-lse-a7726991.html Yazidi genocide]. ''The Independent.''</ref> Looting antiquities has become a severe problem again, with DAESH relying on the black market for funds.<ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/03/antiquities-looted-by-isis-end-up-in-london-shops Looted in Syria – and sold in London: the British antiques shops dealing in artefacts smuggled by Isis]. ''The Guardian.''</ref> DAESH also hijacked a good portion of Iraq's oil industry, generating an estimated $45 million per month by selling Iraqi oil.<ref>[https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/isil-changed-oil-map-iraq-171130151714129.html How ISIL changed the oil map of Iraq]. ''Al Jazeera.''</ref>

Under continuous assault by most of the world, DAESH finally faded after having conquered and brutalized much of Iraq's territory.

====Ongoing war, featuring guest fighter Iran====
One of the most effective factions fighting against DAESH was Shia militias supported by Iran's theocratic regime.<ref>{{wpa|Iranian intervention in Iraq (2014–present)|}}</ref> DAESH, after all, was a severe threat right across the border, and the last time Iraq was controlled by a murderous warlord, he launched a devastating 8-year war.<ref>[https://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/iranians-are-terrified-irans-isis-nightmare-10856 "Iranians are Terrified": Iran's ISIS Nightmare]. ''National Interest.''</ref> 

The problem is that, like America, Iran swept in to save the day and hasn't swept back out again. Iran's proxy militias are about 200,000 fighters, and Iran seems too willing to take advantage of political chaos to exert influence over Iraq's prime minister.<ref>[https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/07/31/iran-backed-militias-are-in-iraq-to-stay/ Iran-Backed Militias Are In Iraq to Stay]. ''Foreign Policy.''</ref> Even with DAESH defeated, these militias seem there to stay. Iran now seems to be dueling the US for influence over Iraq, with one major consequence being the US' assassination of [[Qasem Soleimani]].<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2020/01/04/793662756/iran-s-powerful-influence-in-iraq Iran's Powerful Influence In Iraq]. ''NPR.''</ref><ref>[https://time.com/5762017/iran-leader-soleimani-martyr-trump/ Why the U.S. Assassination of Soleimani Is a Windfall for Iran's Mullahs]. ''TIME.''</ref> Iranian-backed militias now seem to be attacking US and allied forces.<ref>[https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/03/12/officials-us-strikes-iran-backed-group-that-hit-iraq-base-killing-2-american-troops/ Pentagon: US strikes Iran-backed group that hit Iraq base]. ''Military Times.''</ref>

Sadly, the ongoing tragedy in Iraq shows no signs of slowing down. DAESH's revival remains a threat, other Sunni terrorist groups are still extant, and the US and Iran are more determined than ever to exert geopolitical control over Iraq.<ref>[https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/commentary/2020/03/18/the-iraq-war-is-not-yet-over/ The Iraq War is not yet over]. ''Military Times.''</ref>

==Current government and politics==
[[File:Baghdad Convention Center inside.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Iraq's Council of Representatives.]]
===Authoritarianism and religious discrimination===
The new government the US installed to replace Hussein has proven to be dysfunctional to the point of near-total failure. From the very beginning, Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki started sowing the seeds of a full Sunni revolt by enacting discriminatory policies. Sunnis are disproportionately persecuted by law enforcement, often arrested for arbitrary reasons on "terrorism suspicions", and Sunni prisoners are occasionally [[torture]]d or held for ransom by the government.<ref>[https://www.vox.com/2014/6/15/5810262/who-are-major-iraqi-political-groups-kirk-sowell A guide to the bitter political fights driving the Iraq crisis]. ''Vox.''</ref> Good job picking a democratic leader for Iraq, America!

Maliki used his term in office to concentrate power in his own hands, enact a crackdown on political opposition, and order the arrest and death sentence of Iraq's Vice President, who just so happened to be the country's most powerful Sunni leader.<ref>[https://www.freedomhouse.org/sites/default/files/FIW%202013%20Booklet%20-%20for%20Web.pdf Freedom in the World 2013]. ''Freedom House.''</ref> Maliki eventually went down in 2014, but only after putting up a serious political fight and begging the country's high court to overturn parliament's decision.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140813210044/http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/iraq-maliki-isolated_n_5671154.html Iraq's Incumbent PM Nouri Al-Maliki Grows More Isolated As He Clings To Power]. ''Huffington Post.'' Archived.</ref>

===Iraqi Kurdistan===
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Iraqi Kurdistan is populated mainly by Kurds and is recognized as an autonomous region by the current Iraqi constitution.<ref>{{wpa|Iraqi Kurdistan|}}</ref> Kurds have historically been at odds with Iraq's government for just about as long as it's been a country. Looking at that "history" section above, you'll note quite a few instances of horrific crimes against the Kurdish population committed by the government. 

Kurdistan still faces problems under the current administration. Youth unemployment is officially over 20 percent in the region, job prospects are lacking, and regional officials have created an atmosphere of fear and repression.<ref name="kurds">[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/iraqi-kurds-part-protests-191111125744569.html Why are Iraqi Kurds not taking part in protests?] ''Al Jazeera.''</ref> Between 2015 and 2018, Kurdish protests were met with police crackdowns and murders and cut salaries.<ref name="kurds"/>

==Economy==
[[File:Tankers at the Iraqi Al Basra Oil Terminal in the Northern Arabian Gulf.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oil tankers off the coast of Basra.]]
===Oil===
Iraq has the world's fifth-largest proven oil reserves, accounting for about 9% of the global supply.<ref name="oil"/> Iraq's oil fields are mainly unexploited, as war and corruption have prevented significant exploration.<ref>{{wpa|Petroleum industry in Iraq|}}</ref> This is despite of the USA's ambitions to buy Iraqi oil cheaply, which is one of the key reasons that they went to war against Iraq in the first place.<ref>https://cnsnews.com/news/article/hagel-skewers-iraq-war-defends-greenspans-oil-comments</ref><ref>https://consent.yahoo.com/v2/collectConsent?sessionId=3_cc-session_2c6a3a79-dcc3-4086-a45a-cb9426f28b0b</ref>

Oil was discovered in Iraq during the Ottoman years, in 1912, by British industrialists.<ref>J. Zedalis, Rex (September 2009). ''The Legal Dimensions of Oil and Gas in Iraq | Current Reality and Future Prospects''. Cambridge University Press. p. 360. ISBN 9780521766616.</ref> Various European partners founded the Turkish Petroleum Company, which became the Iraqi Petroleum Company after the country's independence. Oil became a major factor in Iraq's foreign relations and economy, and it has remained so ever since. 

[[File:United States versus Approximately 450 Ancient Cuneiform Tablets, 2017.pdf|thumb|right|155px|''United States v. Approximately 450 Ancient Cuneiform Tablets''.]]

Iraq is a founding member of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC). The organization was founded in Baghdad in 1960 with an agreement signed between Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela.<ref>[https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/about_us/25.htm Member Countries]. OPEC.</ref> OPEC is a textbook example of an economic cartel that coordinates efforts to eliminate competition.<ref>{{wpa|OPEC|}}</ref> It is, however, above legal punishment and therefore operates with impunity. Despite being founding members, Iraq and Iran often differ on oil concerns. Iraq likes to pump shitloads of oil to drive prices down even while Iran suffers economically, which is a major point of dispute between the two countries.<ref>[https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/06/iraq-is-pumping-record-oil-disrupting-opecs-production-cutting-plans.html Iraq is pumping record oil, creating a ‘fully-blown migraine’ for OPEC’s cutting plans]. ''CNBC.''</ref>

===Looting===
Unfortunately, Iraq's fragile political situation has created an environment where it is disturbingly easy to buy looted goods from Iraq. Iraq's national museum in Baghdad has been looted multiple times. The goods stolen included the world's oldest representation of the human face and various clay tablets and idols.<ref name="loot">[https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/03/iraq-war-archeology-invasion/555200/ It’s Disturbingly Easy to Buy Iraq’s Archeological Treasures]. ''The Atlantic.''</ref> Black market websites pawn off priceless historical artifacts for low prices, like a stone bull for $50, a clay cylinder seal for $150, and a lion-shaped stone amulet is on offer for $250.<ref name="loot"/> This is just the tip of the iceberg for looted goods, folks, so head on down to the Iraqi Loot Emporium and pick up some home history today! These low prices are ''criminal''! 

One amusing incident saw the US government sue the shit out of Hobby Lobby for purchasing $1.6 million in stolen artifacts to create a [[Bible]] museum. No, really.<ref>{{wpa|Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal|}}</ref> No, ''really''.<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2018/06/28/623537440/hobby-lobbys-illegal-antiquities-shed-light-on-a-lost-looted-ancient-city-in-ira Hobby Lobby's Illegal Antiquities Shed Light On A Lost, Looted Ancient City In Iraq]. ''NPR.''</ref><ref>[https://www.npr.org/2020/05/19/858605788/u-s-authorities-say-hobby-lobbys-gilgamesh-tablet-is-stolen-must-go-back-to-iraq U.S. Authorities Say Hobby Lobby's Gilgamesh Tablet Is 'Stolen,' Must Go Back To Iraq]. ''NPR.''</ref> That civil asset forfeiture court case with the amusing name you see to the right? Fucking ''real''. 

Looted oil is also commonplace on the market, as we demonstrated above with the example of DAESH selling oil to fund terrorism. US soldiers have gotten in on the action, too, having stolen millions of dollars worth of oil.<ref>[http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/05/u_s_troops_have_stolen_tens_of_millions_in_iraq_and_afghanistan_center_for.html The Fraud of War]. ''Slate.''</ref> Iraq occasionally likes to raise a stink about the issue and demand payment of at least $17 billion to compensate them for oil money it says the US stole from the Iraqi people.<ref>[https://www.globalpolicy.org/political-issues-in-iraq/oil-in-iraq/50373-wheres-our-missing-17bn-iraq-demands-return-of-oil-money-stolen-by-us-institutions-after-2003-invasion.html?itemid=838 Where’s Our Missing $17bn? Iraq Demands Return of Oil Money ‘Stolen by US Institutions after 2003 Invasion']. ''Global Policy Forum.''</ref> 

American soldiers have also more directly stolen money from the Iraqi government during transport.<ref>[https://www.irishtimes.com/news/us-soldiers-questioned-over-stolen-iraqi-cash-1.473665 US soldiers questioned over stolen Iraqi cash]. ''Irish Times.''</ref>

==Health and environment==
[[File:Kuwait burn oilfield.png|thumb|right|275px|Mmmmmm breathe it in.]]
{{cquote|[The war against DAESH] is sadly just the latest episode in what has been the wholesale destruction of Iraq's environment over several decades. This ongoing ecocide is a recipe for a prolonged disaster. It makes living conditions dangerous and miserable, if not impossible.|||Erik Solheim, head of the UN Environment Programme.<ref>[https://www.vox.com/2016/11/1/13481682/isis-mosul-oil-fires-sulfur In Iraq, the environment itself has once again become a weapon of war]. ''Vox.''</ref>}}

Most of Iraq is contaminated by toxic pollutants due to successive wars ([[Iran-Iraq War]], Gulf War, Iraq War), decades of lax to non-existent environmental laws, and purposeful contamination on the part of its regimes.<ref>Saldago, Sebastião , [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/08/sunday-review/exposures-kuwait-salgado.html "When the oil fields burned"], NYT 8 April 2016.</ref><ref>Alfano, Sean, [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/u-s-military-turns-iraq-toxic-dump-oil-drums-acid-cans-investigation-finds-article-1.179295 "U.S. military turns Iraq into a toxic dump of oil drums and acid cans, investigation finds"], ''NY Daily News'' (14 June 2010, 10:52 AM).</ref><ref>Gupta, Girish, [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-iraq-oil/iraqi-sheep-locals-environment-suffer-islamic-state-oil-fires-idUSKBN1531CZ "Iraqi sheep, locals, environment suffer Islamic State oil fires"], Reuters (19 January 2017, 4:55 AM).</ref> 

During the Gulf War and the Iraq War, there was a sharp increase in environmental teratogens of all types, along with increases in childhood cancers and birth defects.<ref>al-Salhy, Suadad, [https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-iraq-health-war/iraq-sees-alarming-rise-in-cancers-deformed-babies-idUKTRE5B01I320091201 "Iraq sees alarming rise in cancers, deformed babies"], Reuters (1 December 2009, 4:05 AM).</ref> Robert Fisk is no doctor, but he investigated the health crisis in Iraq. There seemed to be a correlation between those cases and proximity to military sites hit by depleted uranium munitions.<ref>Fisk, Robert, [https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/openforum/article/Depleted-Uranium-s-Fallout-Comes-Home-Iraqi-2966118.php "Depleted Uranium's Fallout Comes Home / Iraqi kids suffer 'Gulf War Syndrome'"], SFGate via ''The Independent'' (11 January 2001, 4:00am).</ref> The main thrust of his investigation was how the sanctions imposed on Iraq crippled the local hospitals' abilities to treat those afflicted.<ref>Fisk, Robert, [https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/fisk/robert-fisk-the-children-of-fallujah-families-fight-back-7682416.html "Robert Fisk: The Children of Fallujah - families fight back"], ''Independent'' (26 April 2012, 11:00 PM BST).</ref> Unfortunately, that is much harder to answer.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery widths=225px heights=225px>
File:Baghdad Red zone.jpg|Baghdad on the Tigris River.
File:Masgouf.jpg|Grilled carp, a popular Iraqi dish.
File:Mosul river.jpg|View of the Tigris River near Mosul.
File:Children puppy sulaimania.jpg|Kurdish children and puppy in Sulaymaniyah.
File:ImamAliMosqueNajafIraq.JPG|Imam Ali Mosque in Najaf, a Shia holy site.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Baghdad battery]]
*[[Dinar revaluation]]

==References==
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