Mallard Fillmore

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{{cquote|I personally object to Mallard Fillmore, not because it is [[Proll|often offensive]], or that it relies on tired, sophomoric [[stereotype]]s, or that I disagree with its politics, but because it just isn’t funny. Tinsley couldn’t punch (line) his way out of a wet paper bag. If it weren’t for a self-imposed “[[Fairness Doctrine|fairness doctrine]]” approach adopted by editors to appeas {{sic}} conservatives, the only place you’d see MF is in [[Rupert Murdoch|Murdoch]] papers.|||Comment from Philip Taterczynski<ref>http://dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2009/11/19/mallard-fillmore-protested-at-newsday/</ref>}}
[[File:Mallardcomic.jpg|thumb|About sums it up.]]
'''''Mallard Fillmore''''' is an [[United States|American]] syndicated comic strip written and drawn by '''Bruce Tinsley''' {{lived|1958}} from 1994 to 2019 and Loren Fishman in 2020.<ref name=dailycartoonist20200323>[https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2020/03/23/fishman-is-new-mallard-fillmore-cartoonist/ Fishman is new Mallard Fillmore Cartoonist - Updated], DD Degg, Daily Cartoonist, March 23, 2020</ref> The strip revolves around the title character, a conservative duck-cum-news-anchorman. The strip tries to position itself as a conservative alternative to other political comics such as ''Doonesbury,'' but is totally lacking in even the latter strip's comic insight or subtlety. It is to the comics page what [[George W. Bush]] was to the Presidency: devoid of ([[Poe's Law|intentional]]) comedy, plot, and sometimes even art.

For many years, the strip was the sole creation of Bruce Tinsley, who has been drawing newspaper cartoons since the 1970s.<ref>{{wpa|Bruce Tinsley}}</ref> In late 2019, Tinsley ceased to produce new scripts and for 3 1/2 months reruns were published instead. In March 2020, new Mallards started to appear with the name Fishman, and a bit later it was revealed that it was now the work of Loren Fishman, a former music student who began his career in 2009 with a cartoon called ''Humoresque'' in piano magazines.<ref name=dailycartoonist20200323/> Officially Tinsley will return at some point and Fishman is merely "in charge of filling Bruce’s shoes while he’s away".<ref>[https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2020/04/09/new-mallard-fillmore-cartoonist-loren-fishman-interviewed/ New Mallard Fillmore Cartoonist Loren Fishman Interviewed], DD Degg, Daily Cartoonist, April 9, 2020</ref> Tinsley seemed to stage a minor comeback in April and May, with the credited authorship and signature on the drawings both varying, so that it's no longer clear who exactly is responsible for the strip's content or art.<ref name=rockwell>[https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/5/28/1948389/-Is-Mallard-Fillmore-coming-to-his-senses Is Mallard Fillmore coming to his senses?], Teed Rockwell, Daily Kos Community, May 28, 2020</ref>

For those not conversant with American history, [[Millard Fillmore]] was a Whig<ref group=note>A party that mostly disintegrated when trying to grapple with the issue of [[slavery]].</ref> and the 13th [[President of the United States]] (1850-1853).<ref group=note>Who used to be rather unknown outside of history geek circles but is now "famous for being obscure" and as such most Americans can place his name, though few can name any of his policies or decisions during his administration.</ref> So using a clever play on words, Millard becomes Mallard — the common wild duck.

==Sample==
Imagine any [[conservative]] talking point produced in a rectangular strip format. You now have ''Mallard Fillmore''! The strip is known for lazy artwork, truly baffling caricatures,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414163321/http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=33107 Believe it or not, that's supposed to be Michelle Obama]</ref> and poor or inaccurate sourcing.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190921212437/http://www.humanthoughts.org/fillmore_footnotes.htm Fillmore footnotes] - [[User:Human|Human]] checks Tinsley's supposed sources</ref>

Unlike most political cartoons, ''Mallard Fillmore'' has a standard three to five week lead time. As a result, Tinsley frequently addresses political controversies that have already passed and been forgotten. An example of this was a controversial comment made by John Kerry on October 30, 2006 not being addressed by Tinsley until November 20 of the same year.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20061119132504/http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/2006/10/kerry_says_he_b.html John Kerry suggests that students who do badly in school will end-up being shipped to Iraq]</ref>

While Tinsley flogs multiple [[wingnut]] positions ranging from [[global warming denialism]] to [[taxes]], his most consistent running theme is the massive [[persecution complex]] he feels from "[[Political correctness|PC]]" liberals who supposedly suppress conservatives [[Conspiracy theory|virtually everywhere]]. This is massively [[Irony|ironic]] since it's largely accepted that the only reason editors even run ''Mallard Filmore'' is to keep conservatives happy [[Conservative correctness|who were complaining]] when the only political cartoon running in most papers was the more [[liberal]] ''Doonesbury''.

==Characters==

;Mallard Fillmore: The eponymous Mallard is Tinsley's anatinaean self-insert mouthpiece. He is a TV junkie who lives in squalor, routinely threatens his co-workers, and has a disturbing fixation with pre-teen girls. Given that he's supposed to be the sympathetic character, you can imagine how grim the rest of the cast can be.
;Mr. Noseworthy: Mallard's boss at the TV station. Noseworthy is a somewhat dorky liberal with a prominent nose and frizzy hair who controls the media. [[anti-Semitism|Just sayin']]. This impression of Jews controlling the media is more apparent in a strip published in 2005 in which the TV executive is only slightly less stereotypically Jewish than the Jewish characters portrayed in the cartoons from the Egyptian press.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20070306105302/http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT50104.jpg The Jews control the media]</ref> The alleged anti-semitic undertones of such characters pale in comparison to the problem that Tinsley's work just isn't very clever or funny.
;Chantel: One of Mallard's co-workers, she is inexplicably attracted to Mallard in spite of the fact that he regularly berates her. She is perhaps the only non-strawman liberal to regularly appear in the strip, whom Tinsley uses as a mouthpiece on the rare occasion when he agrees with the Democratic party.
;Chet: Another of Mallard's co-workers, an anchor with an absurdly large chin.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20111011201358/http://dailyink.com/system/characters/avatars/4490/website-website%20Chet.jpg?1313178261 The character "Chet" is a good example of the "penis chin", a Tinsley signature]</ref> Tinsley uses Chet when his other liberal strawmen are simply too subtle.
;Larry: A hapless office drone and punching bag for Mallard (and, by extension, Tinsley). He is used to illustrate the pettiest of Tinsley's pet peeves.
;Dave and Rush: A Vietnamese immigrant and his son who both agree with Mallard on everything.

[[Image:Mallard Fillmore parody.jpg|thumb|300px|Parody of ''Mallard Fillmore'' appearing in ''America (The Book)''.]]

==Oops! I forgot to tell a joke!==
A parody of ''Mallard Fillmore'' appeared in the media section of ''America (The Book)''. Nine months after the release of the book, Tinsley finally realized that he was being mocked. He responded with a series of strips in which he claimed that the book was trying to convince people that the parody strip was real,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20060210103057/http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard070505.asp Which really speaks to the intelligence of his readers]</ref> concluding with a strip in which he [[ad hominem|joked]] about [[Jon Stewart]] being a pedophile. Tinsley was criticized for his depiction of Stewart with the traditional exaggerated Jewish nose, described by [[Stephen Colbert]] as being "clip art from [[The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion|The Protocols of the Elders of Zion]]." Tinsley responded during a subsequent interview that he'd been unaware of Stewart's Jewish heritage, and curiously enough, felt the need to criticise Stewart for changing his name from Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20120928100258/http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2009/06/the_interview_mallard_fillmore.html  The Interview: 'Mallard Fillmore' Creator Bruce Tinsley]</ref> The notion that the parody strip was genuine was eventually "corrected"<ref group=note>The Teacher's Edition features numerous red pen corrections written by history professor Stanley Schultz. Many of them correct factual inaccuracies present in the original book, and many also provide an extra layer of humor when the notes correct something that is obviously wrong as part of a joke, such as stating  "Lower Asscrackylvania" is not a real country.</ref> in the "Teacher's Edition" of ''America (The Book)'', which states that ''"This does not appear to be an authentic ''"Fillmore"'' cartoon, although the authors of this book have captured accurately the strip's level of humor."''<ref>''America (The Book): Teacher's Edition'' (2004) Hachette Book Group USA ISBN 978044669186</ref>{{rp|160}}

== See also ==

*[[Ted Rall]], Tinsley's nearest equivalent on the left.

*[[Raging Pencils]], demonstrating that [[Delusions of grandeur|delusions of adequacy]] know no political bounds

==External links==
*[https://comicskingdom.com/mallard-fillmore Official website]
*[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicStrip/MallardFillmore ''Mallard Fillmore''] on [[TV Tropes]]

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