Giorgio Tsoukalos

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'''Giorgio A. Tsoukalos''' {{lived|1978}} is the [[Switzerland|Swiss]]-born emotionally challenged publisher of ''Legendary Times Magazine'', a magazine that searches for evidence to support the [[ancient astronauts|ancient alien nonsense]], and has been the Director of [[Erich von Däniken]]'s Center for Ancient Astronaut Research for over 12 years.

==(Ir)relevant education==
Tsoukalos graduated from Ithaca College in Ithaca, [[New York]] in 1998 with a degree in communication and sports information. That makes him uniquely qualified to speak on matters concerning the movie ''Jerry McGuire'', but not so much regarding anything else.

==TV work==
He is most famous for being, in his own modest words: 

{{quotebox|...the star and Consulting Producer of [[Ancient Aliens|ANCIENT ALIENS - THE SERIES (2010)]] and publisher of ''Legendary Times Magazine'', the only Ancient Astronaut publication in the world.<ref group=note>But only because nobody else is insane enough to publish one.</ref> Giorgio is the real-life Indiana Jones and he is changing the way the world thinks about the Ancient Astronaut Theory.<ref>[http://www.legendarytimes.com/giorgio/ His autobiography.]</ref>}}

His belief that practically ''everything'' in the ancient world has something to do with [[extraterrestrials|aliens]] has made him into some sort of official [[Meme#Internet memes|meme]].<ref>[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ancient-aliens#.Tk_gdG_juSp Know Your Meme—Ancient Aliens]</ref>

Did we mention that he thinks the Babylonians had [[nuclear weapons]]? Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is!

Mostly he seems to go on about replacing [[angels]]/[[demon]]s/[[god]]s/the [[Easter Bunny]]/etc. with aliens.

==See also==
*[[Aliensdidit]]
*[[Ancient Aliens]]
*[[History Channel]]

==External links==
*[http://www.legendarytimes.com/ His site]
*[http://memegenerator.net/Ancient-Aliens The Ancient Aliens Meme Generator]
*[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/215/064/868074.png Giorgio getting it on with the ladies.]
*[http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/209/859/y9QwO.jpg Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, we're so very sorry.]

===Watch him in action===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWihNBmupdI "Is such a thing even possible?"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNxwkCPxx3Q "If today, we're able to create a two-headed dog with six legs..."]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iefq75ndocck "I don't think that Atlantis sank.  I think it lifted off."]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyaeqJnt48A "Those big stones were transported by way of levitation by none other than Merlin the Wizard."]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52r14NBFJOA& "The ancient astronauts' home planet needed gold for their atmosphere."]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czr4nUEF77s "We're half-human, and half-extraterrestrial.  We're hybrids!"]
==Notes==
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==References==
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