Jilly Juice

[[File:JillyJuice.jpeg|thumb|165px|Jillian Mai Thi Epperly holding something that she expects you to drink.]]
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{{cquote|I'm proud of being a leader of a poop cult.|||Jillian Mai Thi Epperly<ref name=bf2/>}}

'''Jilly Juice''' is essentially, cabbage water left in a warm room for 3 days after a dangerous amount of salt is added. Jilly Juice is the creation of Jillian Mai Thi Epperly, a woman from [[Ohio]], who states that she cured herself of chronic illnesses and no longer suffers from allergies and common ailments because of the juice.<ref name=nw>Kashmira Gander, [http://www.newsweek.com/jillian-mai-thi-epperly-claims-cabbage-juice-cures-autism-homosexuality-and-909737 Woman who claims cabbage juice 'cures' autism and can regrow limbs to be probed by officials.] Newsweek, 3 May 2018.</ref><ref name=bf1>Nidhi Subbaraman, [https://www.buzzfeed.com/nidhisubbaraman/poop-cult-jillian-epperly-ohio-ag The Ohio Attorney General Is Demanding Answers From The Woman Who Started A Facebook Cabbage Juice Cult.] Buzzfeed, 2 May 2018.</ref> [[Candida]] is a fungus that naturally occurs in the gut, but Jillian claims that it is actually a gut [[parasite]] and the root of all human disease, which can be cured by drinking a gallon of the juice every day, [[Panacea|curing basically ailment or condition]], including (as stated by the creator) [[autism]], [[cancer]], [[HIV]], and [[Down syndrome]]. In addition, she claims that [[homosexuality|the gay]] and [[transgender|being transgender]] are caused by mutations in the reproductive system, which her juice can also cure,<ref name=fb1>[http://archive.is/hhhv5 Jillian MaiThi Epperly] on [[Facebook]], 23 October 2017.</ref> and the juice can also cause you to regrow lost limbs and organs, reverse balding, and live to be over 400 years old. In [[reality]], Jilly Juice can do none of these things. These wild claims have attracted the support of tens of thousands of followers on [[Facebook]], as well as substantial negative attention from the Better Business Bureau.<ref name=bbb>[https://www.bbb.org/canton/business-reviews/health-and-medical-products/jilly-juice-in-canton-oh-92019019/Alerts-and-Actions Alerts and actions] at the Better Business Bureau, 30 January 2018.</ref>

She provides no evidence to back up these claims except for endless piles of [[woo]]. Interested customers may, however, explore more by paying her for consulting services on a "members only" part of her [[webshite]].

Critics counter that Epperly's juice, when consumed at the recommended dosage of a gallon a day, causes severe reactions and side effects including nausea, headaches, dizziness, fever (all dismissed as "feeling the healing"), and explosive blasts of diarrhea (which are affectionately nicknamed "waterfalls", and the creator denies that this is real diarrhea).<ref name=bf2/><ref>[https://steemit.com/cults/@healthwitch/exposing-the-jilly-juice-cult-saga Exposing the Jilly Juice Cult Saga.] Steamit, February 2018.</ref> Nasty side effects of consuming the briny juice are likely, in part, due to {{wpl|salt poisoning||.}}<ref>[https://www.change.org/p/facebook-ban-jillian-mai-thi-from-facebook-and-all-other-social-media Ban Jillian Mai Thi Epperly from Facebook and All Other Social Media.] change.org petition, retrieved on 24 May 2018.</ref><ref name=bbb />

In 2017, Bruce Wilmot, suffering from advanced pancreatic cancer, discovered Epperly's snake oil site on Facebook, and desperate for a cure, brewed up several gallons of the stuff and began "[[juicing]]" frantically. Wilmot's daughter stated that he drank the juice to the exclusion of everything else and became emaciated before dying shortly thereafter.<ref name=bf2>Nidhi Subbaraman, [https://www.buzzfeed.com/nidhisubbaraman/facebook-jilly-juice-cabbage-epperly On Facebook, Cabbage Juice Is The New Snake Oil.] Buzzfeed, 17 March 2018.</ref>

After receiving multiple complaints about Epperly's activities in [[marketing]] her brine in 2018, the Ohio state Attorney General opened an investigation into the matter.<ref name=bf1 /> In what can be described as either incredibly stupid or clueless, Epperly released a remarkable [[pseudoscience|pseudoscientific]] screed in response to a formal request from state authorities.<ref>[http://www.jillyjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/What-Is-Normal-The-Science-Behind-The-Protocol-05-22-18.pdf What Is Normal? The Science Behind A Healing Protocol As Related To Cancer, Disease, and Chronic Illness.] Jillian Mai Thi Epperly, 13 June 2018.[sic]</ref><ref name=nw /> In October 2018, The U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the Ohio Attorney General told Epperly she must remove all unsubstantiated claims from her website and any other advertising materials.<ref>Katie Joy, [https://www.patheos.com/blogs/withoutacrystalball/2018/10/13329/ FTC Says Jillian Epperly Violated Truth in Advertising Laws.] patheos.com, 3 October 2018.</ref> Epperly has also suffered a temporary ban from [[Facebook]] for violating the platform's hate speech rules by ranting about [[homosexual]]s.<ref>Katie Joy, [https://www.patheos.com/blogs/withoutacrystalball/2018/09/11925/ Jillian Epperly Banned From Facebook For Hate-Speech toward LGBTQ.] patheos.com, 14 September 2018.</ref>

==How the "Protocol" works, kind of...==
Once you have made Jilly Juice, it is recommended to drink two cups a day and eventually build yourself up to drinking a gallon per day. A gallon of Jilly Juice contains about 28,008 milligrams of sodium, while the recommended daily amount is 2,300 milligrams. Her website has a rather… interesting FAQ section, which is a mix of [[vague]] claims (which she admits are deliberately so, in order to cover herself),<ref>On the [http://www.jillyjuice.com Jilly Juice website.]</ref> interspersed with various basic facts about [[water]] and [[salt]], which have been cut & pasted from slightly more reputable sites; this is done in a desperate attempt to show that she's got the slightest idea about the science of nutrition or how her magical protocol is supposed to work. 

Of particular interest is her mention of "symptoms", where she explains that you should be happy that you're experiencing intense diarrhea, cramping and other signs that you would normally take as a hint to stop doing whatever the hell it is that caused them in the first place. Good nutrition makes you shit waterfalls, didn't you know that?<ref>http://www.jillyjuice.com/faq/</ref>

==Ringing endorsements==
No less an august (cough cough) personality than Dr. Phil McGraw has called Jilly Juice a dangerous scam,<ref>[https://www.drphil.com/shows/jilly-juice-claims-to-cure-cancer-regrow-missing-limbs-and-reverse-aging-is-this-a-dangerous-scam/ Jilly Juice: Claims to Cure Cancer, Regrow Missing Limbs and Reverse Aging: Is This a Dangerous Scam?] drphil.com, 22 May 2018.</ref> proving that even Dr. Phil can be [[Stopped clock|right on rare occasions]]. Additionally, prominent [[YouTube]]rs Jeff Holiday, Pyrocynical, [[PewDiePie]], and Myles Power, as well as OpenYourMind Radio have recently done segments about the Jilly Juice scam and cult.

==See also==
*[[Apple cider vinegar]]
*[[Cleanse]]
*[[Feces therapy]]
*[[Placebo]]

==External links==
*[http://www.jillyjuice.com/ Official site]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NILL2O7UiJTdRPvb1ZbjK9pXkntjL0hg/view Candida: Weaponized Fungus Mainstreaming Mutancy] Jillian Mai Thi Epperly's self-published manifesto
*[https://youtu.be/9SxY6Fh7VJo?list=PL92ICxR-J0DTxn6K9z6pNjPYVh8EVMV0L A Song of Salt & Poo (Bonus: Watch Jillian shit her pants live on camera!)]
*[https://youtu.be/vfK6m01OF8I PewDiePie's narration of Dr Phil's JillyJuice interview]
*[https://youtu.be/0A6MMIhzbJ4 Open Your Mind Radio's commentary on Jillian Epperly - scroll to 1:40:40]
*[https://americanloons.blogspot.com/2024/09/2812-jillian-mai-thi-epperly.html Jillian Mai Thi Epperly] at the [[Encyclopedia of American Loons]]

==References==
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