Dick Cheney

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{{cquote|Dick Cheney; some say the most powerful President — I mean Vice President — in US history. A guy so charismatic he could shoot a man in the face with a shotgun — and have ''that'' guy apologize to ''him.''|||Will Ferrell, ''You're Welcome America''<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiqMWfvFFkc That's some real Clint Eastwood shit right there!]</ref>}}

'''Richard Bruce "Dead-Eye Dick"<ref>[https://www.cc.com/video/cvffx9/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-dead-eye-dick Dead-Eye Dick: Harry Whittington's face intercepts Vice President Dick Cheney's bullet.] Season 11 of The Daily Show (02/13/2006) ''Comedy Central''.</ref> "Darth"<ref>[https://www.businessinsider.com/cheney-i-was-honored-to-be-compared-to-darth-vader-2011-9 Cheney: "I Was Honored To Be Compared To Darth Vader"] by Zeke Miller (Sep 2, 2011, 12:32 PM PDT) ''Business Insider''.</ref> "Iron Ass"<ref>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/05/being-jeb-bush-means-always-having-to-answer-questions-about-dick-cheney-and-donald-rumsfeld/ Jeb Bush's Dick Cheney problem] by Chris Cillizza (November 5 at 3:17 PM) ''The Washington Post''.</ref> "Satan"<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/07/politics/christian-bale-satan-dick-cheney-vice/index.html The Golden Globes were apolitical, except that moment Dick Cheney was likened to Satan] by Kate Sullivan (January 7, 2019) ''CNN''.</ref> "Hitler"<ref>[https://www.gainesville.com/story/news/2005/01/24/is-the-white-house-taking-hints-from-hitler/31681730007/ Is the White House taking hints from Hitler?] The Gainesville Sun</ref> Cheney''' {{lived|1941|2025}} was an American 
mortician
 former CEO, Congressman, SecDef, and [[Vice President|VP]] (2001—2009) who labored under the idea that the U.S. is an oil company with an army. He was otherwise known for his heart problems associated with a lack of one. ''Fun fact'': He was so evil that he lost his heart, and his heartbeat was maintained by an external heart pump for almost 2 years, meaning medically, he had no pulse and was literally a [[zombie]].

It is generally acknowledged that while [[W|Bush]] was in the press more often, Cheney was more influential, to the point where you could honestly peg ''everything'' the administration did on Dick, [[Donald Rumsfeld|Don]], and [[Paul Wolfowitz|Wolfie]].<ref>Even the ''[[New York Times]]'' [https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/509686085245759490 couldn't see the difference.]</ref> There's a pretty good book about him titled ''Angler''.

Dick Cheney died on 3 November 2025 due to complications stemming from pneumonia and cardiovascular diseases (though quite a merciful way to die for such an evil man).<ref>[https://apnews.com/article/dick-cheney-dies-079591b529f048489650e7569bc675d2 "Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84," Associated Press]</ref>

==Origins==
A relic of the [[Nixon]] years,<ref>[https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3840/15308892346_800701340a_z.jpg "We will watch your career with great interest."]</ref> he laid a shaky foundation for the U.S. as reflected in his mantra "deficits don't matter."<ref>Leung, Rebecca, [http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bush-sought-way-to-invade-iraq/ "Bush Sought 'Way' To Invade Iraq?"] CBS News 1.9.04.
</ref> 

Later, he gave experience to the 2000 [[Republican Party | Republican]] Ticket ticket, since [[George W. Bush| Dubya]] was seen as kind of a joke. It's because Cheney had a lot more foreign-policy experience; additionally, he was director of the [[Council on Foreign Relations]] and sat on two other foreign-policy [[think tank]]s, including the [[American Enterprise Institute]]. His presence on the ticket was probably meant to complement W's lack thereof: Bush had no foreign-policy experience prior to being elected, and by his own admission thought he would be a domestic president. Cheney didn't seem to care too much about what was going on domestically so, without [[9/11]], Cheney would not have been as impactful.

==Moonlighting==
{{cquote|One heartbeat away from the presidency and not a single vote cast in my name. Democracy is so overrated.|||
Dick Cheney
 Frank Underwood}}

He hailed from Casper, [[Wyoming]], though he switched to [[Texas]] residency while running [[Halliburton]]. An obscure rule prevents any [[Electoral college|elector]] from voting for both a [[president]] and a vice president from his own state, thus necessitating the "move" back to Wyoming. He lived in Virginia and Abu Dhabi, [[United Arab Emirates]], for the most part.<ref>Lagorio, Christine, [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/halliburtons-dubai-move-sparks-outcry/ "Halliburton's Dubai Move Sparks Outcry"], CBS (12 March 2007, 11:45 AM).</ref>

Back when Bush was running his 2000 campaign, he put Cheney in charge of vetting his potential VP picks. Cheney raked them all over the coals, found all the skeletons in their closets, and then announced that none of these guys were a good fit, and that Bush should pick him instead.<ref>Tapper, Jake, [http://www.salon.com/2000/07/26/nominee/ "I Pick Me!"], ''Salon'' (26 July 2000, 7:37 AM PST).</ref>

Any power a VP has is entirely at the suffrage of the President, be it by design or ignorance. In Cheney's case, he sought to be the sole advisor to W. by having all others transmit their info through him. Interestingly, he cared less about the top spots of various agencies; instead he sought to fill the [http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/darkside/etc/network.html deputy and undersecretary positions] with his people. These lesser positions often wield more influence on policy and the day-to-day running of government than the figureheads do. Cheney was tasked with staffing the administration in 2000, while everyone else was busying themselves with hanging, chads etc. Because it took so long to resolve the election, he had plenty of time to shape it to his liking.<ref>Hylton, Wil S., [http://www.gq.com/story/richard-cheney-vice-president-impeachment?printable=true "The People v. Richard Cheney"], GQ 13 February 2007.</ref> The White House held dozens of secret meetings with oil executives by 2001.<ref>Michael Abramowitz and Steven Mufson, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/17/AR2007071701987.html "Papers Detail Industry's Role in Cheney's Energy Report"], WaPo 18 July 2007.</ref>

Then there was the {{wpl|Office of Special Plans||.}} This was the special not-so-secret office that Cheney set up inside the Pentagon. Turns out they were doing a bunch of Iraq War planning. Then he set up his secret {{wpl|Energy Task Force||.}} Again, the VP of the USA starts having secret meetings with energy industry people, behind closed doors. Well, it was pretty obvious what was going on at the time, but now we have some materials from those meetings and, wouldn't you know it, they included Iraq oil field maps.<ref>[https://www.judicialwatch.org/maps-and-charts-of-iraqi-oil-fields/ Maps and charts of Iraqi oil fields], ''Judicial Watch''</ref>

Cheney thought the Vice President was part of some Fourth Branch.<ref>Kutler, Stanley, I., [https://www.thenation.com/article/civics-cheney/ "Civics for Cheney"], ''[[The Nation]]'' 9.10.07.</ref> He claimed he was not part of the Executive Branch, contradicting the [[US Constitution]]. Article I of the Constitution says the VP is President of the [[Senate]] and casts a vote when there is a tie. His argument was that because he has legislative functions, he can't simply be classified as "executive." Then he claimed [[Executive power and the War on Terror|executive privilege]] to avoid accountability.<ref>Meyer, Josh, [http://articles.latimes.com/2007/jun/22/nation/na-cheney22 "Cheney's executive decision"], ''LA Times'' 7.20.07.</ref>

Vice, in his case, means "second in rank and acting as deputy for". That means the vice-president is subordinate to the president. The president is part of the executive branch. Other meanings for "vice" that might apply:

☑ immoral activity (e.g. prostitution)<br>
☑ wicked or evil conduct or habits; corruption<br>
☑ a jester or buffoon<br>
☑ a particular form of depravity

===Inside Man===
[[File:chickenhawks.gif|thumb|right|165px|Cheney didn't serve in Vietnam for "other priorities".<ref>Seele, Katherine Q., [http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/01/us/2004-campaign-military-service-cheney-s-five-draft-deferments-during-vietnam-era.html "HE 2004 CAMPAIGN: MILITARY SERVICE; Cheney's Five Draft Deferments During the Vietnam Era Emerge as a Campaign Issue"], NYT 1 May 2004.</ref> What "other priorities" were there, Dick?]]

{{cquote|If I would have to do it all over again, I would... the [[Waterboarding#Does it work?|results speak for themselves]].|||Dick just ''begging'' the US to throw him on a jet to The Hague<ref>[http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jon-stewart-cheney-rumsfeld-torture Back to the Torture], TPM</ref>}}

Cheney's relationship with Halliburton began when he was still SecDef under Bush the First. He paid them $9 mil to perform "studies" on which parts of the Pentagon could be outsourced.<ref>Meyer, Jane, [http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/02/16/contract-sport "Contract Sport"], ''New Yorker'' 2.16.14.</ref> After leaving the Defense Department, he went to work as Halliburton's CEO during the Clinton years. Then he came back as VP under Bush the Second. Once in office, he ordered the [[EPA]] to remove whole sections on [[climate change]] from their 2002 and 2003 reports.<ref>Jo Becker and Barton Gillman, [http://voices.washingtonpost.com/cheney/chapters/leaving_no_tracks/ "Leaving No Tracks"], WaPo 7.27.07 Page A01.</ref> Christine Todd Whitman (R-NJ), then-EPA administrator, described the process as “brutal.”<ref>[http://www.pbs.org/now/transcript/transcript_clearingtheair.html "Transcript: Clearing the Air"], ''NOW with Bill Moyers'' 9.19.03.</ref>

[[Nepotism|Coincidentally]], Halliburton was offered all kinds of no-bid contracts in Iraq, often just taking money (upwards of $138 billion) for doing absolutely nothing.<ref>Fifield, Anna, [https://www.ft.com/content/7f435f04-8c05-11e2-b001-00144feabdc0 "Contractors reap $138bn from Iraq war"], FT 3.18.13.</ref> Their shoddy construction and electricians killed troops, including an incident with an electrified shower.<ref>Donofrio, Julianne, [http://abcnews.go.com/International/IraqCoverage/story?id=1533349 "Did Halliburton Sell Dirty Water?"], ABC 1.23.06.</ref><ref>Risen, James, [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/04/world/middleeast/04electrocute.html "Despite Alert, Flawed Wiring Still Kills G.I.’s"], NYT 5.4.08.</ref> Nobody saw jail, because in their contract there was a clause that gave them full immunity, regardless of whether it was unaccidental.<ref>Witte, Griff, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/18/AR2006091801154.html "Ex-Workers Testify About Halliburton"], WaPo 9.19.06.</ref> All told, Halliburton made somewhere between $35-$40 billion on the war,<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/28/us/a-closer-look-at-cheney-and-halliburton.html</ref><ref>https://www.ft.com/content/7f435f04-8c05-11e2-b001-00144feabdc0</ref> which was fought on the cheap. Dick Cheney did not live in the same moral universe at the rest of us.

Rome also had people running around with their own [[Blackwater|private armies]].<ref>Witte, Griff, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/11/AR2006071101459_pf.html "Army to End Expansive, Exclusive Halliburton Deal"], WaPo 7.12.06; A01.</ref><ref>[https://www.democracynow.org/2018/3/14/congresswoman_confirms_erik_prince_tied_to "Congresswoman Confirms Erik Prince Tied to Intelligence Operation Run Out of Dick Cheney’s Office"], ''Democracy Now!'' 14 March 2018.</ref> Ahh, America...just a river away...

In 1994, Cheney was interviewed and explained quite sensibly why invading [[Iraq War|Iraq]] and overthrowing the [[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] regime would have been a terrible idea.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I&eurl= Dick Cheney on invading Baghdad]</ref> Since all the arguments he made then still seemed just as valid in 2003, wonder what changed his mind.

===Sith Lord recalled to duty===
Even Cheney, who personally signed off on instances of water boarding,<ref>http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/campaigns/foreign-policy/40014-cheney-approved-waterboarding-of-al-qaeda-leaders</ref> couldn't stomach [[Donald Trump]]'s campaign rhetoric. When Trump called for immigrants to be banned from the USA on the basis of [[Clash of Civilizations|religion alone]], Cheney condemned it.<ref>[http://time.com/4139998/dick-cheney-trump-muslims/ And his heart grew three sizes that day.]</ref> It is black and latex, but his heart beats nonetheless. ([[Liz Cheney]]'s heart just kind of ''whirs''.)<ref>Kane, Paul, [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/another-cheney-rises-in-a-republican-party-led-by-trump/2016/08/15/a2f817a0-6267-11e6-8b27-bb8ba39497a2_story.html "Liz Cheney launches a new brand in Wyoming"], WaPo 8.16.16.</ref>

Cheney and Condi Rice (both oil executives) worked behind the scenes to confirm [[Rex Tillerson]] for Secretary of State.<ref>Johnson, Eliana, [http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/dick-cheney-trump-surrogate-232746 "Cheney emerges as surprise Trump surrogate"], Politico (12/16/16 at 01:44 PM EST).</ref> Back when we were gearing up for Gulf War II, Republicans said with a straight face and with utter conviction that the no-bids with Halliburton weren't suspicious in the slightest, because Cheney was no longer on the board of directors.<ref>Rosenbaum, David E., [http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/28/us/a-closer-look-at-cheney-and-halliburton.html "A Closer Look at Cheney and Halliburton"], NYT 9.28.04. </ref> Democrats were eager to see if the same retorts would come up again re: Tillerson and Exxon.<ref>Troy, Phaeda Friend, [http://www.pennenergy.com/articles/pennenergy/2010/10/exxonmobil-awards.html "ExxonMobil awards Halliburton West Qurna refurbishment work in Iraq"], PennEnergy 10.14.10.</ref>

==The imperial presidency… but only as it suits him==
In 1987, when Cheney was a Congressional representative, he was the ranking minority member of the Select Committee to investigate the [[Iran-Contra]] Affair. The minority's report [[quote mine]]d [[Thomas Jefferson]] to make him look like a [[monarch]]ist, even though Jefferson was one of the most anti-monarchist members of the [[Founding Fathers]]. The report argued:<ref>[https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2702452-Iran-Contra-Minority-Report.html Minority Report of Representative Dick Cheney et al.] ''Document Cloud''.</ref>{{rp|465}}
{{cquote|One of the remarkable aspects of Jefferson's assertion is the stark way in which it poses a fundamental constitutional issue. Chief Executives are given the responsibility for acting to respond to crises or emergencies. To the extent that the Constitution and laws are read narrowly, as Jefferson wished, the Chief Executive will on occasion feel duty bound to assert monarchical notions of prerogative that will permit him to exceed the law.}}
Cheney later stood by his claim that presidents can freely break the law after he became Vice President,<ref>[https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/policy-solutions/15-executive-actions 15 Executive Actions] by Michael Waldman & Inimai M. Chettiar (April 15, 2014) ''Brennan Center for Justice''.</ref> thus ushering in the assumption of presidential impunity under [[Trump]].

During Cheney tenure as Vice President, a Congressional committee inserted unusual text into the 2004 edition of the Plum Book that is used to announce positions for appointment:<ref>[https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GPO-PLUMBOOK-2004/pdf/GPO-PLUMBOOK-2004.pdf 2004 Plumbook - Policy and Supporting Positions] ''Committee on Government Reform U.S. House of Representatives''.</ref>{{rp|226}}
{{cquote|The Vice Presidency is a unique office that is neither a part of the executive branch nor a part of the legislative branch, but is attached by the Constitution to the latter. The Vice Presidency performs functions in both the legislative branch (see article I, section 3 of the Constitution) and in the executive branch (see article II, and amendments XII and XXV, of the Constitution, and section 106 of title 3 of the United States Code).}}
Cheney later elaborated on that text, claiming that the Vice President's office was part of the legislative branch rather than the executive branch, and therefore not subject to Congressional oversight.<ref>[http://archive.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2007/06/22/cheney_asserts_hes_part_of_the_legislative_branch/ Cheney asserts he's part of the legislative branch: Will not follow executive order] by Julia Malone (June 22, 2007) ''The Boston Globe''.</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20070703183609/https://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=1371 Vice President Exempts His Office from the Requirements for Protecting Classified Information] (June 21, 2007) ''Committee on Oversight and Government Reform'' (archived from July 3, 2007).</ref> Cheney's spokesperson even left open the possibility that the Vice President's office might belong to a fourth branch of government,<ref>[https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2007/06/more-our-new-fourth-branch-government/ More on Our New Fourth Branch of Government] by Dave Gilson (June 22, 2007) ''Mother Jones''.</ref> one not actually specified in the Constitution.

Perhaps realizing that an imperial presidency is wrong (or just because he wasn't a part of the action this time), in 2022, Cheney supported his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, in her primary election and for her work on the Congressional January 6 Committee, while opposing Trump's anti-Constitutionalism.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mct_bopZs Dick Cheney does ad for his daughter's congressional campaign in Wyoming] (Aug 5, 2022) ''CNBC'' via ''YouTube''.</ref>

==Keep It Gay==
Cheney's daughter Mary is a [[lesbian]] who has been "out of the closet" for years; due to her previous job as "gay and lesbian corporate relations manager" for the Coors Brewing Company, she has been unironically described as a "professional lesbian."<ref>[http://dir.salon.com/story/opinion/feature/2004/10/15/mary_cheney/index.html Using Mary Cheney.]</ref>

Mary's mother Lynne wrote a book, ''{{wpl|Sisters (Lynne Cheney novel)|Sisters: The Novel of a Strong and Beautiful Woman Who Broke All the Rules of the American Frontier|'',}} that is absolutely not about lesbians.

In [[2004 U.S. Presidential Election|2004]], when Cheney was running for re-election on an opposition to [[same-sex marriage]] and Mary was part of his campaign staff, his daughter's sexuality was brought up during both the Presidential and Vice Presidential debates. In response, [[John Kerry]] was accused by many [[wingnut]]s of "outing" her,<ref>[http://mediamatters.org/items/200410150004 Despite conservative accusations, Kerry didn't "out" Mary Cheney]</ref> and his VP pick John Edwards was criticized for even mentioning her. Cheney himself described himself as "a pretty angry father" in response.

Cheney was a critic of the military's [[DADT]] policy during his tenure as Secretary of Defense, calling the policy a "bit of an old chestnut."<ref>[http://www.palmcenter.org/press/dadt/releases/possible_defense_secretary_seen_as_opponent_of_gay_rights Possible Defense Secretary Seen As Opponent Of Gay Rights]</ref> Nonetheless, when Republicans tried to shoehorn a ban on [[gay marriage]] into the Constitution, Cheney said that he personally opposed the policy but [[Cognitive dissonance|would still support it]] both as a [[Republican]] and as Vice President.

After the end of his second term as Vice President, he actually came out explicitly in favor of same-sex marriage,<ref>[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/05/video-of-the-day-dick-cheney-endorsing-gay-marriage-in-2009/256961/ Video of the Day: Dick Cheney Endorsing Gay Marriage in 2009], ''The Atlantic''</ref> and lobbied [[Maryland]] lawmakers to support their Governor's attempt to legalize it.<ref>[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/dick-cheney-gay-marriage-maryland_n_1284727.html Dick Cheney Part Of Marriage Equality Lobbying Effort In Maryland: Report], HuffPo</ref> Things got spicy again when [[Liz Cheney]], running for office in Wyoming, essentially ran to the ''right'' of the Bush administration−along with her proposal to stop gay marriages from being federally recognized<ref>Caldwell, Patrick, [http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/11/liz-mary-dick-cheney-gay-marriage-wyoming "Liz Cheney Heartlessly Disowns Her Sister on National TV"], ''Mother Jones'' (11/18/13 8:41 AM EST).</ref> (we're surprised that she didn't invade the [[San Francisco|Castro District]] before the smoking gun came in the form of a mushroom cloud over an American city).

==Reputation==
{{cquote|The man who manipulated intel on Iraq, approved torture, and built secret prisons thinks [[Obama]] is determined to bring America down a notch.|||Joshua Foust<ref>[http://thehill.com/homenews/house/217073-dick-cheney-huddles-with-house-gop#ixzz3CpVR00sI It gets even funnier.]</ref>}}

It has been reported that even Dick Cheney's friends refered to him as "[[Fun:Star Wars|Vader]]," although Cheney was less ethical. He also, notably, shot one of them in the face with a shotgun during a 2006 [[hunting]] trip in south Texas (and somehow that's the least grotesque thing he did).<ref>[http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney/ Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter], CNN</ref> But who among us hasn't mistaken a grown man for a quail, and then shot him, at some time in their life, eh? After all, accidents do happen. And "[[Gun control|Guns]] 
don't kill people, [[gun nut|people]]
 kill people." The truly hilarious part is that the friend later apologized for "all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through"<ref>[http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/17/cheney/index.html Man shot by Cheney: 'Accidents do and will happen'], CNN</ref> because he got in the way of Cheney's shotgun.

One person who probably didn't count Dick as a friend is Senator Patrick Leahy ([[Democratic Party|D]]-[[Fun:Vermont|VT]]), who, rather than a face-full of birdshot, received a "go fuck yourself" from Dick on the Senate floor.<ref>[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/11/leahy-knocks-cheney-i-don_n_165997.html Leahy Knocks Cheney: "I Don't Need Any Lectures From Him"], HuffPo</ref>

As [[George H.W. Bush]]'s Defense Secretary, Cheney commissioned a study on how many tactical [[nuclear weapons]] he'd need to take out a division of Saddam Hussein’s Republican Guard. Additionally, journalist Seymour Hersh reported that Cheney also considered using nuclear bunker-busters against [[Iran]]'s underground [[uranium enrichment]] facilities.<ref>[http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/nov/05/george-bush-sr-book-reveals-a-more-dangerous-dick-cheney-than-anyone-knew?CMP=share_btn_tw George Bush Sr book reveals a more dangerous Dick Cheney than anyone knew] The Guardian</ref>

For some reason, Cheney kept several man-sized safes in his office.<ref>''[[The Daily Show]]'': [http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-26-2007/you-don-t-know-dick---safe You Don't Know Dick]</ref>

==The moral of this article?==
Don't be a Dick like Cheney.

==See also==
*[[NSA]] — See [[Edward Snowden]]'s exposure of "PRISM", again started by Cheney.<ref>Adwar, Corey, [http://www.businessinsider.com/nsa-surveillance-authorization-came-from-cheneys-attorney-2014-5 "Here's The Most Surprising Revelation From An Eye-Opening Documentary On NSA Spying"], Business Insider (15 May 2014, 9:50 AM).</ref>
*[[Mike Pence|Mike "Dating a Guy? Arbeit Macht Frei" Pence]] — Cheney 2.0? The difference being, when you think Pence, you don't think of KBR and $600 toilet seats. You think of 
retired Buzz Lightyear
 the [[Religious Freedom Restoration Act]], which Pence was responsible for.
*[[Steve Bannon]] — Oh well, if he has experience in banking then of course he should be running foreign policy. <big>'''''SWAMP DRAINED'''''</big>
*[[Donald Trump]] - His more effective successor in spreading American fascism.
*[[John C. Calhoun]] — the answer to the question "Did we ever have a worse VP than him?"

==External links==
*[http://www.theonion.com/article/new-cheney-memoir-reveals-hes-going-to-live-full-s-21262 New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It]
*[http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1834600_1834604_1834587,00.html America's Worst Vice Presidents: Richard B. Cheney], ''Time''
*[http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/worst-running-mates-ever-0909#slide-7 The Dumbest Vice Presidential Picks of All Time: Dick Cheney], ''Esquire''
*[http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/13/nation/la-na-nn-dick-cheney-canada-20120313 Dick Cheney cancels trip to Canada, saying it's too dangerous], ''LA Times''
*[http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_heart_device_allows_cheney_to New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love], ''The Onion''
*[http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/chickenhawks.htm Flight of the ChickenHawks]

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