Truthism.com

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{{cquote|[[Badger's Law|First and foremost, this website is ''not'' a hoax or a joke.]]|||Actual first sentence of Truthism.com<br/>(emphasis in the original)}}
'''Truthism.com''' is a crank website devoted to exposing the [[David_Icke|Reptilian]] [[Conspiracy theory|conspiracy]] that has ruled the Earth continuously for the last 5000 years (at least). Unsurprisingly, it condemns anyone who tries to debunk its claims as a "[[brainwash]]ed tool of the conspiracy". Perhaps '''Truthiness.com''' would have been a better name for the site. 

The site itself no longer exists, but is available for viewing on the Wayback Machine. There are captures going back all the way to [https://web.archive.org/web/20061103001455/http://www.truthism.com/ November 3, 2006.] However, there is evidence that the site existed before this.

==Basic Beliefs==
While the claims on the site can range anywhere from "the Earth is hollow" to "If your mind wakes up quicker than your body, then your mind cannot exist in the third dimension because your third-dimensional human body is still asleep. Thus, your mind switches to the fourth dimension and is able to experience fourth-dimensional reality." (or sleep paralysis is actually your brain switching to the fourth dimension), the most basic claim that Truthism is trying to make is that a Reptilian race called the Anunnaki control the world.

When scrolling through the site one of the first things you will see is a warning. This warning reads:

{{quotebox|Warning: Upon arriving at this website, you most likely have the strong, instinctual urge to automatically defend your current belief system and to reject all of this information. But, realize that attempting to use your belief system to filter out this information is, in fact, a nonsensical paradox, because it is your very belief system that is at issue here. Thus, instead of using a belief system to do your thinking for you, think for yourself via using your own brain (hopefully, you have one).}}

==Dude's got issues==
The writer has a streak of [[misogyny]], saying that women "possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy" and "Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life".

Going even further into batshittery, he claims that half of all living humans are soulless "[[organic portals]]" that exist only to maintain the status quo. While half of all people on Earth are also women, the [[bigotry]] is not as straightforward as that&mdash;rather, the idea of organic portals, popular with some [[conspirituality]] people, distinguishes between two ill-defined spiritual "races" or castes, where one is soulful and fully human, and the other is soulless and only quasi-human. Sometimes, skeptics are associated with the soulless.

==What?==
It also claims the [[Sun]] is [[Time Cube|a cube]]; the rather hilarious "proof" cited for this is that the [[Nazi]] [[swastika]] represents a cubical sun and the 45&deg; angle represents the sun spinning. Only idiots are convinced by [[Non sequitur|this argument]].  Talk about squaring the circle.

==See also==
*[[Amitakh Stanford]] (cited repeatedly on the site)
*[[Truthiness]]
*[[Badger's Law]]

==External links==
*{{a|http://www.truthism.com|The website itself}} ({{wpl|wikiquote:Dante Alighieri#The Inferno|abandon all hope, ye who enter here!}})

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