Albert Einstein

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{{cquote|Though everybody knows me, there are very few people who really know me. I am a revolutionary.|||Albert Einstein<ref>{{Cite book |last=Jerome |first=Fred |url=https://www.google.com/books/edition/Einstein_on_Israel_and_Zionism/yDcVbUvTsHMC?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=I%20am%20a%20revolutionary. |title=Einstein on Israel and Zionism: His Provocative Ideas About the Middle East |date=2009-05-26 |publisher=Macmillan |isbn=978-1-4668-2429-4 |pages=Prologue |language=en}}</ref>}}
'''Albert Einstein''' {{lived|1879|1955}} was a [[German]] theoretical [[physicist]] of the highest caliber. Unfortunately, being one of the most influential [[scientist]]s in history means his quotes are appropriated by [[theist]]s and [[atheists]] alike.<ref name="RPV">{{wpa|Religious and philosophical views of Albert Einstein}}</ref> As one of the founders of modern [[physics]],<ref group="notes">The other founder of modern physics is Max Planck, who discovered that light comes in discrete packets now called photons.</ref> he contributed to [[quantum mechanics]], and developed the special and general theories of relativity. He advocated a [[One world government|one-world government]] hoping that it would put an end to "an infantile sickness" known as [[nationalism]]. He was also a socialist.<ref>[https://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/ Why Socialism?] by Albert Einstein (2009) ''Monthly Review'' 61(1). Reprinted from the May 1949 issue.</ref> Einstein believed the [[Soviet Union]] could be persuaded to join and that this would solve the incipient [[Cold War]]: "Better to let Russia see that there is nothing to be achieved by aggression, but there are advantages in joining [a world government]: Then the Russian regime's attitude will probably change and they will take part without compulsion."<ref>[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3175819/Albert-Einsteins-letters-on-how-to-deal-with-the-USSR-up-for-auction.html Albert Einstein's letters on how to deal with the USSR up for auction: Letters by Albert Einstein where he gives advice on the USSR are set to go under the hammer next week.] by Chris Irvine (11 October 2008 • 12:51am) ''The Telegraph''.</ref> As someone who fits the [[Stereotype|stereotypical image]] of a scientist, he was a cartoonist's dream come true.

==Major contributions to science==
* Statistical mechanics &mdash; demonstrating the reality of [[atoms]] with Brownian motion, and explaining why the sky is blue, Einstein's model of solids.
* Special relativity &mdash; a more general theory of motion than [[Isaac Newton|Newton's laws]] that is fully consistent with Maxwell's equations of [[electromagnetism]]. Fundamental predictions are time dilation, length contraction, and loss of simultaneity. It has been fully incorporated into the Standard Model of particle physics and modern gravitation theory.
* General relativity &mdash; the modern theory of [[gravity]], predicting, among other things, gravitational waves, gravitational time dilation, [[Expanding universe|expanding]] (or contracting) [[Universe]], and [[black hole]]s. This is considered to be his ''magnum opus''. Einstein's principle of equivalence, Einstein's field equations, the Einstein summation convention, the Einstein-de Sitter space, the Einstein-Rosen bridge, and the Einstein-Kahler metric are thus named in his honor.
* Old [[quantum theory]] &mdash; explanation of the photoelectric effect using Planck's quantum hypothesis, recognition of wave-particle duality, description of atoms as quantum harmonic oscillators, quantum theory of [[radiation]], quantum theory of monoatomic ideal gases, the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen (EPR) paradox.
* Quantum statistical mechanics &mdash; Bose-Einstein statistics, prediction of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation (laser), Bose-Einstein condensation.

==Myths==
[[File:Albert Einstein Head (cropped).jpg|right|thumb|165px|There ain't half been some clever bastards.]]
Being a famous scientist, Albert Einstein is subject to many myths. Some common ones are that Einstein...
;...worked on the [[Nuclear war|Manhattan Project]].
:Wrong. While his work in physics was crucial to the project's success, Einstein wasn't involved due to the US government seeing him as a security risk due to his [[Pacifism|pacifist]] leanings. However, it is true that he was appointed Adviser on Highly Explosive Materials by the U.S. Navy, and he did sign a letter written by {{wpl|Leo Szilard}} that warned of the possibility that [[Nazi Germany]] could develop atomic weapons and urged the U.S. government to take action.
;...failed math
:By his own words "I never failed in mathematics … Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus."{{cn}}
;...was a Soviet spy
:While Albert Einstein was an admitted [[socialist]] and somewhat of a USSR apologist, he wasn't a spy.
;...failed in school
:No. He was pretty good in almost all things education. This view is most likely based on the fact that [[German]] and [[Swiss]] grades are exactly reversed from each other (6 being the best in Switzerland and the worst in Germany) and the first biographers were mostly German. The only thing he ever ''did'' fail at was getting into university at age sixteen &mdash; incidentally due to a failed French test. Also, he got into ETH Zurich, a famous school in Switzerland.
;...had [[autism]].
:This is based on ''heavy'' speculation. The diagnosis of autism existed during Dr. Einstein's lifetime, but he was never diagnosed, so he cannot himself dispute this label (how convenient). A handful of half-serious researchers, such as [[Psychology|Psychologists]] Oliver Sacks, Glen Elliott, and Simon Baron-Cohen (cousin to Sacha, of ''Borat'' fame) have entertained this possibility<ref>[https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3676-einstein-and-newton-showed-signs-of-autism/ Einstein and Newton showed signs of autism] by Hazel Muir (30 April 2003) ''New Scientist''.</ref> but most scientists don't give this any attention due to the lack of reliable evidence and concerns with [[falsifiability]].<ref>[https://dhayton.haverford.edu/blog/2015/12/31/isaac-newton-was-autistic-or-not/ Isaac Newton was Autistic, or Not], Darrin Hayton 31 December 2015</ref>
;...embarrassed an atheist professor who attempted to prove the existence of God
:[[Atheist professor myth#Einstein variation|That]] is [[Bullshit|bollocks]] of the highest caliber.

===Fake quotes===
[[File:PROF. ALBERT EINSTEIN (1879-1955),JEWISH SCIENTIST DEVELOPER OF THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY (1915) WINNER OF NOBEL PRIZE FOR PHYSICS AT INSTITUTE.D472-073.jpg|right|thumb|165px|"[[Tobacco smoking|Smoking]] is bad for you," is probably something else Einstein never said. But it's still true.]]
Since [[appeal to authority|you can make anything you say sound smarter by attaching the name "Albert Einstein" to it]], a large number of fake Einstein quotes have been spread through the Internet. Some particularly prevalent examples include:<ref>[https://interestingengineering.com/culture/13-inspiring-einstein-quotes-never-actually-said-by-einstein 13 Inspiring Einstein Quotes Never Actually Said by Einstein], Shelby Rogers, ''Interesting Engineering'' 26 April 2017</ref>

*"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
*"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
*"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots."
*"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
*"Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart."
*"Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
*"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."
*"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."<ref>[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-universe-stupidity-infinite/ Did Einstein Say the Universe and Stupidity Are Infinite?], Dan MacGuil, ''Snopes'' 7 April 2022</ref>

==Social and political views==
===General positions===
Einstein was one of the founding members (though not a particularly active one) of the German Democratic Party (GDP), which fell under the wing of social liberalism, a mix of regulated market economy, support for increased civil / social rights, and [[pacifism]]<ref>{{wpa|Social liberalism||.}}</ref><ref>[https://history.aip.org/history/exhibits/einstein/public1.htm Einstein Exhibit: Public Concerns I] ''The Center for History of Physics, American Institute of Physics ''.</ref> It became known as the "party of the Jews and professors", and had a comparatively high number of active women in it. The GDP eventually merged with the People's National Reich Association (which was more to the right than the GDP, though not quite as scary as the name suggests) in 1930 to form the German State Party, leading to an ever-decreasing representation in the Reichstag. In 1933, under increasing harassment by the Nazis, the party dissolved itself, and after only a few months all parties but the [[NSDAP]] became illegal.

Later on, Einstein's political views steered increasingly leftwards until finally settling on [[Socialism|socialism]] (he wrote an essay passionately endorsing it and criticizing capitalism — including for its impact on education<ref name="WhySocialism">Albert Einstein (May 1949). [https://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/ Why Socialism?] ''Monthly Review''.</ref>), earning him dramatic accusations of being an [[anarchist]] and/or [[communist]].<ref>[https://www.hnn.us/article/what-were-einsteins-politics What Were Einstein's Politics?] by David E. Rowe and Robert Schulmann (2007) ''History News Network, Columbian College of Arts & Sciences''.</ref> That, along with his advocacy for pacifism and a global democratic movement, apparently earned Einstein a rather verbose file at an [[Federal_Bureau_of_Investigation|Alphabet Agency]].<ref>[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/04/science-march-einstein-fbi-genius-science/ Why the FBI Kept a 1,400-Page File on Einstein: The world-famous physicist was outspoken against racism, nationalism, and nuclear bombs, prompting deep suspicion from J. Edgar Hoover.] by Mitch Waldrop (April 18, 2017) ''National Geographic''.</ref> As an avowed pacifist, he came to call his co-signing of the letter regarding the possibility of making a [[Nuclear war|fission bomb]] to [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] his great mistake, even though he believed at the time that Nazi Germany might be on the verge of producing fission bombs,<ref>''Einstein: The Life and Times'' by Ronald William Clark (1984) Avon Books. ISBN 0380441233.</ref>{{rp|752}} which would not have been an exciting development if true.{{fact|joke}}

===Racism===
After his move to the US, he joined the [[NAACP|National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People]], considering racism to be the US's "worst disease".<ref>''Einstein on Race and Racism'' by Fred Jerome (2005) Rutgers University Press. ISBN 0813536170.</ref>{{rp|x}} When [[W.E.B. Du Bois]] was accused of acting as an agent for a foreign state, on account of his being the chair of the Peace Information Centre, an anti-(nuclear)-war organisation, and even though the NAACP refused to state its support for him, Einstein's offer to testify on Du Bois' behalf made the corresponding judge [[Hypocrisy|shaite his knickers]] and drop the case.<ref>[http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2007/04/albert-einstein-civil-rights-activist/ Albert Einstein, Civil Rights activist: Little-known aspect of physicist’s life revealed] by Ken Gewertz (April 12, 2007) ''The Harvard Gazette''.</ref>

In one interview, he called the scientific concept of race (in terms of [[racialism|a proposed clear, physical taxonomy]]) "a fraud". In the same interview, he added: "Americans undoubtedly owe much to the {{wpl|Melting Pot||.}} It is possible that this mixture of races makes their nationalism less objectionable than the nationalism of Europe. Nationalism in the United States does not assume such disagreeable forms as in Europe."<ref name="GreatGlimpses"/>{{rp|374–375}} He however felt it was better to retain cultural practices and distinctions among various ethnic groups: "Standardization robs life of its spice. To deprive every ethnic group of its special traditions is to convert the world into a huge [[Henry Ford|Ford]] plant. I believe in standardizing automobiles. I do not believe in standardizing human beings. Standardization is a great peril which threatens American culture."<ref name="GreatGlimpses"/>{{rp|376}} (Given this, his idea of [[multiculturalism]] may more closely resemble [[Canada#Multiculturalism.2FMulticulturalisme|the Canadian conception of it]], that is, a "{{wpl|cultural mosaic||"}} more than a "melting pot".)

His travel diaries from 1922, when he visited Asia, were rediscovered in 2018, and aroused some degree of controversy regarding his [[Stereotype|stereotypical]] remarks on contemporary [[Chinese]] and [[Japanese]] culture, even if he did express at least a fair amount of affinity and respect for the latter.<ref>[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/einsteins-travel-diaries-reveal-his-deeply-troubling-views-race-180969387/ Einstein’s Travel Diaries Reveal His Deeply Troubling Views on Race] by Brigit Katz (June 18, 2018) ''Smithsonian Magazine''.</ref>

===Gay rights===
Einstein was one of the many co-signatories of Magnus Hirschfeld's petition to repeal a law in the German Penal Code which made male [[homosexual]] acts illegal.<ref>{{Cite book |last=Marhoefer |first=Laurie |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=YquzCgAAQBAJ |title=Sex and the Weimar Republic: German Homosexual Emancipation and the Rise of the Nazis |date=October 6, 2015 |publisher=University of Toronto Press |isbn=978-1-4426-1957-9 |pages= |language=en}}</ref>{{rp|24}} Unfortunately, these efforts were ultimately futile&nbsp;— in fact, the German Imperial government attempted to broaden its scope to women as well. The attempt failed when the men in government couldn't quite agree on what 
gentle, delightful
 woman-on-woman sex looked like. The law survived the fall of both the [[German Empire]] and the Weimar Republic unscathed. The [[Nazi Germany|Nazi era]] did widen its scope and penalties to horrifying levels, while still not minding lesbianism that much. It was only repealed in 1989 by the [[GDR]], and in 1994 for the whole of reunified Germany, nearly a century after Einstein had signed the petition.<ref>{{wpa|Paragraph 175}}</ref>

===Zionism===
Einstein was very well-known in his own lifetime, and as a high-profile Jewish man, his views on the creation of a Jewish state and/or homeland might have carried some weight. He was strongly supportive of Jews being able to make the land of Israel/Palestine their home, but rather resistant to the creation of a Jewish state; he strongly supported positive relations and coexistence between Arabs and Jews within the same land; he denounced right-wing chauvinist Zionism (including Herut, a predecessor to the Likud party of [[Benjamin Netanyahu]]<ref>[https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_New_York_Times/1948/12/4/New_Palestine_Party;_Visit_of_Menachen_Begin_and_Aims_of_Political_Movement_Discussed "The New York Times/1948/12/4/New Palestine Party; Visit of Menachen Begin and Aims of Political Movement Discussed"]. ''Wikisource''.</ref><ref>Ruth Schuster (December 4, 2014). [https://archive.ph/iZkDl "1948: N.Y. Times Publishes Letter by Einstein, Other Jews Accusing Menachem Begin of Fascism"]. ''Haaretz''.</ref>) but wrote that "Judaism owes a great debt of gratitude to Zionism", especially in a sense that it might have offered Jews an escape from persecution elsewhere in the world.<ref>{{wpa|Political views of Albert Einstein}}</ref> His position might best be summed up with the following quote:
{{cquote|I should much rather see reasonable agreement with the Arabs on the basis of living together in peace than the creation of a Jewish state. My awareness of the essential nature of Judaism resists the idea of a Jewish state with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power, no matter how modest. I am afraid of the inner damage Judaism will sustain—especially from the development of a narrow nationalism within our own ranks, against which we have already had to fight strongly, even without a Jewish state. … If external necessity should after all compel us to assume this burden, let us bear it with tact and patience.|||Einstein in 1938<ref>{{Cite book |url=https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Einstein_Reader/i8XCsl495WgC |title=The Einstein Reader |date=2006 |publisher=Citadel Press |isbn=978-0-8065-2791-8}}</ref>{{rp|241}}}}
Letters sent by Einstein indicate he held more or less with this position well into the 1940s.<ref>{{Cite book |last=Jerome |first=Fred |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=yDcVbUvTsHMC&pg=RA2-PT93 |title=Einstein on Israel and Zionism: His Provocative Ideas About the Middle East |date=2009-05-26 |publisher=Macmillan |isbn=978-1-4668-2429-4}} (January 19, 1946 letter to Maurice Dunay and January 29, 1946 letter to Martin Buber).</ref>

==Personal life==
===Religion===
Einstein's parents were irreligious by faith and Jewish by ancestry. Einstein himself initially rebelled against this secularism; though he attended a Catholic elementary school, he instead passionately embraced the Judaism of his ancestors. This would come to be challenged when a family friend introduced Einstein to scientific texts, which helped to disenchant him with religion. Atheists would be woe to "claim" him, however, as he explicitly denounced their position on a number of occasions. He more identified with a belief in "[[Spinoza]]'s God" — a kind of [[agnostic]], [[Pantheism#Impersonal|impersonal pantheism]].<ref>Walter Isaacson (April 5, 2007). [https://time.com/archive/6680629/einstein-faith/ "Einstein & Faith"]. ''TIME''.</ref><ref name="RPV"/> Though he enunciated the following prior to his firmer identification with "Spinoza's God", it is a significant illustration of his beliefs:
{{cquote|The human mind, no matter how highly trained, cannot grasp the universe. We are in the position of a little child, entering a huge library whose walls are covered to the ceiling with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written those books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books, a mysterious order, which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of the human mind, even the greatest and most cultured, toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranged, obeying certain laws, but we understand the laws only dimly. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that sways the constellations.|||Einstein<ref name="GreatGlimpses">{{Cite book |last=Viereck George Sylvester |url=https://archive.org/details/dli.ernet.13528 |title=Glimpses Of The Great |date=1930 |publisher=Henrietta Street London}}</ref>{{rp|372–373}}}}

In 1940, ''TIME'' magazine published a purported quote from Einstein: "Only the Church stood squarely across the path of Hitler's campaign for suppressing truth. I never had any special interest in the Church before, but now I feel a great affection and admiration because the Church alone has had the courage and persistence to stand for intellectual truth and moral freedom. I am forced thus to confess that what I once despised I now praise unreservedly."<ref>(1940). [https://time.com/archive/6764463/religion-german-martyrs/ "Religion: German Martyrs"]. ''TIME''.</ref> However, a 2005 article in the American ''Skeptic'' magazine found some reason to doubt this quotation in the fact that ''TIME'' provided no source or indication their reporter personally heard Einstein say this, as well as some circumstantial facts like the contradiction between him supposedly saying he "had no special interest" in the Church and also "despised" it. ''Skeptic'''s writer also found an Einstein letter from March 28, 1947 that said he did express to a journalist "hardly any German intellectuals except a few churchmen were supporting individual rights and intellectual freedom" but that his statements were exaggerated by the press.<ref> William C. Waterhouse (Fall 2005). [https://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/06-01-05/ "Did Einstein Praise the Church?"]. ''Skeptic'' (Vol. 12, Issue 3). [https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA148278043&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=10639330&p=AONE&sw=w (Alternative link)].</ref>

===Family life===
[[File:Albert Einstein and his wife Mileva Maric.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Mileva Marić and Einstein]]
{{quotebox|A. You will make sure:
#that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;<br/>
#that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;<br/>
#that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.|||Part of his demands for his wife Mileva Marić.}}

Mileva Marić was a brilliant physicist and mathematician herself (who may have contributed to Einstein's work, though it's not clear whether and how much),<ref>[https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2016/08/01/did-albert-einstein-steal-the-theory-of-relativity-from-his-wife Did Albert Einstein Steal The Theory Of Relativity From His Wife?] by Paul Mainwood (Aug 1, 2016 @ 02:28 PM) ''Forbes''.</ref><ref>[https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/the-forgotten-life-of-einsteins-first-wife/ The Forgotten Life of Einstein's First Wife: She was a physicist, too—and there is evidence that she contributed significantly to his groundbreaking science] by Pauline Gagnon (December 19, 2016) ''Scientific American''.</ref> yet Einstein treated her like a servant. The above excerpt is part of a letter detailing the conditions upon which he would continue to live with his wife; he also told her to expect no intimacy for him, to avoid saying anything negative about him, and to be quiet and leave if he asked her.<ref>[http://www.openculture.com/2013/12/albert-einstein-imposes-on-his-first-wife-a-cruel-list-of-marital-demands.html Albert Einstein Imposes on His First Wife a Cruel List of Marital Demands] by Josh Jones (December 30<sup>th</sup>, 2013) ''Open Culture''.</ref><ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/jun/12/einsteins-travel-diaries-reveal-shocking-xenophobia Einstein's travel diaries reveal 'shocking' xenophobia: Private journals kept by the scientist and humanitarian icon show prejudiced attitudes towards the people he met while travelling in Asia] by Alison Flood (12 Jun 2018 12.32 EDT) ''The Guardian''.</ref>

He also cheated on both his first and second wife. He even said he wished that his second son (who had schizophrenia) was never born.<ref>[https://www.biography.com/news/einstein-love-life-wives-affairs-letters An Inside Look at Albert Einstein's Personal Life] (Updated: Jun 2, 2020; Original: Mar 13, 2017) ''Biography''.</ref> (Imagine struggling with schizophrenia and then realizing your own father wishes you didn't exist.)

He wasn't totally heartless, though. His loved ones reported that he was truly heartbroken after the death of his second wife.<ref>[https://allthatsinteresting.com/elsa-einstein The Story Of Elsa Einstein’s Cruel, Incestuous Marriage To Albert] by By Kara Goldfarb (Published September 28, 2021; Updated October 9, 2021) ''All That's Interesting''.</ref>

==See also==
{{fun|Albert Einstein|Albert Onestone}}
*[[Relativity]]
*[[Anti-relativity]]
*[[Isaac Newton]], to whom Einstein is often compared.
*[[Paul Dirac]], who unified quantum mechanics with special relativity.
*[[Richard Feynman]], who did much to create relativistic quantum field theory.
*[[J. Robert Oppenheimer]], Einstein's boss at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton, New Jersey, who was actually involved in the development of nuclear weapons.
*[[Essay:The religious views of Albert Einstein]] Einstein was also a [[philosopher]] and had much to say about [[Hume's law]].

==Further reading==
*Pais, Abraham. ''"Subtle Is the Lord-- " : The Science and the Life of Albert Einstein''. Oxford University Press, 1982. This is a technical scientific biography of Einstein.

==External links==
*[http://www.csicop.org/si/show/myth_of_consistent_skepticism_the_cautionary_case_of_albert_einstein/ The Myth of Consistent Skepticism: The Cautionary Case of Albert Einstein]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgv2WWpm7_s The Strange Universe of Gravitational Lensing], PBS Space Time.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw-i_VKd6Wo LIGO's First Detection of Gravitational Waves], PBS Space Time.

==Notes==
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==References==
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