Pitcairn Islands

[[File:Pitcairn Islands in United Kingdom.svg|right|thumb|300px|Easy to find on any world map with a little patience and a powerful magnifying glass.]][[File:Flag of Pitcairn Islands.svg|right|thumb|200px|The flag of the Pitcairn Islands.]]
{{cquote|She told us that you wouldn’t find a girl on Pitcairn who had reached the age of 12 and was still a virgin.|||Detective Peter George, referring to one of the [[whistleblower]]s who exposed the massive issues of [[rape]] on the island<ref>[https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2008/01/pitcairn200801/amp Trouble in Paradise], William Prochnau and Laura Parker, ''Vanity Fair'' 17 December 2007</ref>}}
The '''Pitcairn Islands''' are a set of four islands in the middle of nowhere, or more specifically, the [[Pacific Ocean]]. The main island (Pitcairn) is the only one that is inhabited by [[human]]s. In 2014, there were only 49 Pitcairners,<ref>[http://www.government.pn/Pitcairn%20Islands%20Economic%20Report%20-%20Final%20Report.pdf Final Report], Rob Solomon & Kirsty Burnett, ''Pitcairn Island Economic Review''</ref> and by 2019 there were only 50 of them there.<ref>[https://www.businessinsider.com/life-in-the-worlds-least-populated-territory-2015-10 Photos that show what life is like on Pitcairn Island, which has 50 residents and can only be accessed by 32-hour yacht ride], Amanda Macias, ''Business Insider'' 9 July 2019</ref>

Pitcairn's remoteness is enhanced by only being accessible by sea and by only having one small dock that is only accessible by small boats. It's also expensive to get to since the low numbers of people who want to visit give the boats that do go there [[monopoly]] power. The main ship, the Claymore II, only goes to Pitcairn every 3 months, costs NZ$5000 and leaves from {{wpl|Mangareva||,}} Gambier Islands, French Polynesia.<ref>[http://www.leeabbamonte.com/oceania/how-to-get-to-pitcairn-island.html How to Get to Pitcairn Island], Lee Abamonte 19 April 2012</ref><ref>[https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Pitcairn#Get_in Pitcairn Islands], ''Wikivoyage''</ref> To get ''there'' you need to take a once a week flight from Tahiti.<ref>[https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Gambier_Islands Gambier Islands], ''Wikivoyage''</ref>

==History==
[[File:Geodesy Collection Pitcairn Island.jpg|thumb|right|165px|Pitcairn's only 'port']]
The islands were settled by 9 mutineers of the {{wpl|HMS Bounty}} and 18 Polynesians the crew of the ''Bounty'' had brought along 
[[Racism|as slaves]]
 with the intention of helping establish a community at the ship's original destination of Tahiti: 6 men (of whom 3 were stowaways), 11 women, and 1 baby girl named "Sully".<ref name="puc">[https://library.puc.edu/pitcairn/pitcairn/history.shtml History of Pitcairn Island]. ''Pacific Union College Pitcairn Islands Study Center.''</ref> Of course, the white mutineers and their partners established property of their own, while the Polynesians were allowed none. (Goatdamn.) Things gradually devolved over the next few years following landfall, with the white and Polynesian men murdering each other, naturally over a saga of mindless generic relationship drama involving the Polynesian women following the deaths of the white men's partners due to natural causes.<ref name="puc" /> ''(Goatdamn.)''  As you can probably guess, there was quite a bit of inbreeding due to the small founding population, all of whose descendants must by now be the cousins, aunts, and uncles of not only each other, ''but also of themselves''. '''''(Goatdamn.)'''''

==Pitcairn's rather odd "government"==
As a British Overseas Territory, the Pitcairn Islands were one of the only reasons that the sun could not set the [[British Empire]], which is now a mere shadow of what it was in its glory days;<ref>[https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/ what if?], ''xkcd''</ref> this purpose was rendered obsolete as the loss of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius means that the sun will set anyway.<ref>[https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/04/sun-will-set-british-empire-first-time-200-years-21737383/ How the sun will set on the British Empire for the first time in 200 years], Brooke Davies, ''Metro'' 4 October 2024</ref> The Pitcairn Islands have their own currency, the {{wpl|Pitcairn Islands dollar||,}} but it sees little practical use and mainly exists for coin collectors.

Another consequence of being tied to the British Empire is that the Pitcairn Islands have a legal system which is absurdly out of proportion to their size. There is a Magistrates Court, which operates on Pitcairn, but above that there is a Supreme Court and a Court of Appeal, both of which operate in [[New Zealand]], and appeals from the Court of Appeal may be made to the Privy Council, in [[England]].

This was all theoretical until the 2000s, when it was discovered that a significant proportion of the population had committed sexual assault, and it was necessary to put them on trial. If there was ever anywhere that the term [[rape culture]] could be applied to, it would have been Pitcairn around this time;<ref group=note>Oh, to have no one to fuck besides an unwilling 
auntie/uncle, maternal third-cousin-once-removed, and paternal second-cousin-once-removed
 partner. Adds a whole new meaning to the term.</ref> girls as young as ten were routinely raped,<ref>[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/island-chief-raped-me-when-i-was-11-pitcairn-trial-told-34690.html Island chief raped me when I was 11, Pitcairn trial told], Kathy Marks, ''Independent'' 30 September 2004</ref> while the women, who were themselves victims, repeatedly looked the other way while this was going on.<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2009/04/28/103569364/long-history-of-child-abuse-haunts-island-paradise Long History Of Child Abuse Haunts Island 'Paradise'], ''NPR'' 28 April 2009</ref> ''More than half'' of the men living in Pitcairn Island have been convicted of sex crimes.<ref>[https://www.businessinsider.com/more-than-half-the-men-on-pitcairn-island-have-been-convicted-of-sex-crimes-2016-3 More than half the men on a tiny Pacific island have been convicted of sex crimes], ''Business Insider'' 8 March 2016</ref> The trial cost the [[United Kingdom]] millions of pounds and the result was appealed through every level of the court structure, leaving the government to deal with arguments such as "You can't get me, the Pitcairn Islands seceded from the British Empire!" and "You never gave me a copy of the law. How was I to know that sexual assault was illegal?".<ref>[http://www.paclii.org/pn/cases/PNSC/2004/1.html Queen v 7 Named Accused [2004] PNSC 1; SC 04-04-19 (19 April 2004)], ''Pacific Islands Legal Institute''</ref> These arguments were all rejected.

==Politics and current political issues==
Despite its obscenely tiny population, the Pitcairn Islands are one of the only South Pacific jurisdictions to have a freedom of information law.<ref>[http://government.pn/Laws/Freedom%20of%20Information%20Ordinance.pdf Freedom of Information Ordinance 2012]</ref> You don't have to have any connection to Pitcairn to make a FOI request, so if there's ever anything that you want to know about this small island, then this is a great way to find out.

As for [[democracy]], there is an "Island Council" elected by the islanders, but this only has an [[tokenism|advisory role]], and all laws must be approved by the governor, who doesn't actually live on the island, but to his credit does visit sometimes.

In 2016, the Island Council considered a request to adopt a "[[cryptocurrency|virtual currency]]" for Pitcairn, only to be told that the British Government would not let them do it.<ref>[http://pitcairn.gov.pn/minutes/Approved%20Council%20Mintues%20Jan%2027th%202016.pdf Approved Council Minutes Jan 27th 2016]</ref>

The Pitcairn Islands are actively encouraging immigration, due to concerns over its low population. If you ever want to move to another part of the world, then Pitcairn is probably the easiest place to get permission to move, if you don't mind living in the middle of nowhere among convicted sex offenders, such as the former mayor, Shawn Christian.<ref>[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/pitcairn-islander-guilty-of-child-sex/story-e6frg6nf-1111112807441 Pitcairn Islander guilty of child sex] January 10, 2007 12:00AM. ''The Australian''.</ref>

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