Gary Johnson

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{{cquote|Boosting his friend [[George W. Bush]] to reporters, Gov. Gary Johnson of New Mexico recalls a conversation they had at a conference on state government: "George turns to me and says, 'What are they talking about?' I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You don't know a thing, do you?' And I said, 'Not one thing.' He said, 'Neither do I.' And we kind of high-fived.|||New York Times, July 28, 2000<ref>[https://www.nsfwcorp.com/dispatch/gary-johnson-swindle/ The Gary Johnson Swindle and the Degradation of Third Party Politics] by Mark Ames (12:10 p.m. November 6, 2012) ''nsfwcorp''.</ref>}}
'''Gary Earl Johnson''' {{lived|1953|}} was the 29<sup>th</sup> Governor of [[Fun:New Mexico|New Mexico]], and a 
human cloud of weed smoke
 presidential nominee for the [[Libertarian Party]] in the [[2012 U.S. presidential election]] and the [[2016 U.S. Presidential Election]]s. Some of the policies he advocates for include foreign non-interventionism, limited government, and privatization. He holds the prestigious position of being the only presidential nominee not to have been insulted by the [[United Kingdom|UK]] prime minister [[Boris Johnson]] (no relation), although admittedly that may be because Boris has never heard of the chap.<ref>Ryan Browne. [http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/13/politics/boris-johnson-us-politicians/ "Boris Johnson: His best put-downs of Obama, Clinton and Trump"]. (July 14, 2016) ''CNN Politics''.</ref>

==Political career==
Gary Johnson served as Governor of New Mexico from 1995 to 2003. He was elected in 1994 as a Republican, benefiting from  a split in the liberal vote, when former Lt. Governor Robert Mondragon ran as the Green Party candidate for Governor, receiving 10.5% of the vote. He was elected to a second term in 1998.

As Governor, he cut spending, opposed new programs, and vetoed 750 bills, leading to the nickname "Governor Veto." 

Near the end of his second term, he announced his opposition to the failed [[War on Drugs]] and his support for legalization of marijuana. He has campaigned in support of marijuana legalization in several states, most recently campaigning for California's Proposition 19 in 2010.

While in office, Johnson was criticized for opposing funding for an independent study of private prisons after a series of riots and killings at the facilities.<ref>
http://amarillo.com/stories/090399/new_prisons.shtml#.VsKjnRH2aM8</ref>

Journalist {{wpl|Mark Ames}} was critical of Johnson, calling him a "hard-core conservative" who "ruled the state like a right-wing authoritarian" and only embraced marijuana legalization in his second term for populist gain.<ref>https://www.nsfwcorp.com/dispatch/gary-johnson-swindle/</ref>

The poverty rate stood at 18% in 2000 and 18.4% in 1999, beaten both times only by Louisiana, Mississippi, and the District of Columbia.<ref>https://www.census.gov/prod/2013pubs/acsbr12-01.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.census.gov/prod/2003pubs/c2kbr-19.pdf</ref> Its three-year average between 2000 and 2002 (the last leg of his last term) was the highest in the country besides Arkansas.<ref>https://www.census.gov/prod/2003pubs/p60-222.pdf</ref> But hey, they had a budget surplus. Who needs high-quality schools and well-paying jobs when your budget looks nice and tidy? Those stupid homeless people can just eat themselves after all...

==Presidential campaigns== 
He endorsed the Republican presidential candidacy of Congressman [[Ron Paul]] in the 2008 election.<ref>http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/01/21/idUS154136+21-Jan-2008+BW20080121</ref>

He ran for the Republican nomination for President in 2012, claiming that dogs provided more "shovel-ready jobs" than Obama's stimulus plans had.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZY-MZROgc4</ref> His views on marijuana legalization and his pro-choice position on abortion led to his exit from the Republican Party in 2012<ref group=note>Or the fact that he didn't come close to getting the nomination</ref> when he joined the Libertarian Party and received the Libertarian nomination for President. He received 1,277,000 votes for President, coming in third in the 2012 election and setting a record for Libertarian votes for President.

Johnson came back in 2016 and has run as a third-party candidate for POTUS. According to a 2016 poll, 10% of [[Bernie Sanders]]' primary backers support Johnson, and 13% of non-[[Donald Trump|Trump]] Republicans.<ref>Guskin, Emily (July 26, 2016). [https://archive.is/TrcNr "How vulnerable is Clinton to Sanders voter defections?"]. ''[[The Washington Post]]''. Archived from the [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/07/26/how-vulnerable-is-clinton-to-sanders-voter-defections/ original].</ref> He would be on 20% if the game wasn't "rigged" against him; at least, that's what he told the ''[[Wall Street Journal]]''.<ref>Killan, Linda (July 1, 2016). [http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/07/01/gary-johnsons-fight-for-15-percent/ "Gary Johnson's Fight for 15 (Percent)"]. ''[[The Wall Street Journal]]''.</ref> He was infamously booed at a Libertarian presidential debate for saying that he supported driver's licenses and didn't want to repeal the 1964 Civil Rights Act.<ref>[https://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/05/29/libertarian-frontrunner-gary-johnson-gets-boos-from-crowd-at-presidential-debate Libertarian frontrunner Gary Johnson gets boos from crowd at presidential debate], Monivette Cordeiro, ''Orlando Weekly'' 29 May 2016</ref>

Johnson is probably the first and only presidential candidate to have climbed all of the {{wpl|Seven Summits||.}}<ref>[http://www.ibtimes.com/gary-johnson-libertarian-presidential-nominee-talks-about-climbing-seven-summits-his-2383490 Gary Johnson, Libertarian Presidential Nominee, Talks About Climbing The Seven Summits And His Outlook On Life], Julia Glum, ''International Business Times'' 19 June 2016</ref> He is oddly in love with his own physical prowess and sporting bona fides. Governor, we know [[Teddy Roosevelt]]. We have read [[Cracked]] articles about Teddy Roosevelt. Governor, you are no Teddy Roosevelt!

===Views===
In an interview with ''[[Reason (magazine)|Reason]]'' regarding his 2016 run for the presidency, Johnson stated that he was for a ban on [[burqa]]s, because how dare people be allowed to wear what they want.<ref>https://reason.com/blog/2016/01/06/exclusive-gary-johnson-running-for-presi</ref> However, he quickly changed course once he realized that 
it'd harm his chances of getting a nomination
 telling people what they can and can't wear is not exactly libertarian.<ref>http://reason.com/blog/2016/01/07/gov-gary-johnson-on-burqa-ban-my-respons</ref> Johnson also opposed [[Medicaid]] and [[Obamacare]] and even social security.<ref name=Studebaker>Studebaker, Benjamin. [https://benjaminstudebaker.com/2016/07/29/gary-johnson-is-worse-than-donald-trump/ "Gary Johnson is Worse than Donald Trump"].</ref> In fact, he thinks of the entire concept of medical insurance for non-emergency conditions as false and wants people to pay for every medical procedure out of pocket.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8cs_f46yY</ref> Never mind that medical debt is the number one reason for bankruptcy in the U.S.

However, he is very economically libertarian and has a tax plan which makes [[Donald Trump]] look left-wing. He wants to eliminate the income, capital gains, payroll, and estate taxes completely and replace them all with a flat 
23%
 28% national sales tax (much like [[Mike Huckabee]]'s "fair tax" plan), it is even called "FairTax".<ref name=Studebaker/><ref>[https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2016-09-02/gary-johnson-s-unfair-expensive-national-sales-tax Gary Johnson's Unfair, Expensive National Sales Tax] by
Ramesh Ponnuru (Sep 2, 2016 9:00 AM EDT) ''BloombergView''.</ref> He is opposed to the government borrowing ''any'' money, ''ever''! Even in times of war. He also opposed [[trade union]]ism, the [[Too big to fail|regulation of big banks]], supports the [[Trans-Pacific Partnership]] (''very'' libertarian!) and is opposed to any control or management of trade from the government (oh, except for TPP).<ref name=Studebaker /> Similar to Trump's promises to abolish the Department of Education,<ref>Bobic, Igor (October 18, 2015). [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-epa-education_us_56240035e4b02f6a900cc0e7 "Donald Trump Would Cut Department Of Education, EPA"]. ''[[The Huffington Post]]''.</ref> Gary Johnson believes that "education is best provided by the [[free market]]".<ref name=Studebaker />

His stance on [[climate change]] is rather mixed. In 2011, he said that spending money to try to address global warming was pointless since the sun will envelop the Earth in billions of years, which is ridiculous given the differences in time scale.<ref>[https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/90898928 Gary Johnson: Forget about climate change, sun will someday encompass Earth], Mary Bowerman, ''USA Today'' 23 September 2016</ref> He later [[Poe's Law|claimed the statement was a joke]], but he affirmed his belief that the government can't do anything about climate change and the only solution is to move to another planet.<ref>[https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/09/25/politics/gary-johnson-climate-change/index.html Gary Johnson's climate moonshot: 'We do have to inhabit other planets'], Eli Watkins, ''CNN'' 25 September 2016</ref> However, unusually for a libertarian, he supports the EPA and has even expressed support for some kind of [[carbon tax]] with the caveat of repealing all current regulations on greenhouse gas emissions.<ref>[https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/292308-libertarian-candidate-backs-carbon-fee?amp Libertarian candidate backs carbon ‘fee’], Timothy Cama, ''The Hill'' 23 August 2016</ref>

===Handing the election to an orange===
If all you want is to tear down the system at any cost, then Trump was indisputably the "Libertarian" pick (this was applicable to Trump-[[Bernie Sanders|Sanders]] crossover as well). It's obvious that Johnson was little more than a socially-embarrassed Republican who was rejected by his own party and so decided to play big fish in a small pond:

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[[Ron Paul]] stated that he won't be voting for the Libertarian nominee.<ref>Chandrasekhar, Brett, [http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/ron-paul-wont-vote-gary-johnson/ "Ron Paul Won’t Vote for Gary Johnson, and He’s Right"], Libertarian Republic 10.1.16.</ref> Then you have your [[Lew Rockwell]] types who adore Trump, if only because he trashes the media, neocons, and progressives.<ref>Rockwell, Llewellyn H., [https://www.lewrockwell.com/political-theatre/sad-sack-gary-johnsons-not-primetime-moment/ "Sad Sack Gary Johnson"], 8.5.16.</ref>

In the 2016 Presidential election, [[Hillary Clinton]] won more votes than Donald Trump, but unfortunately, this does not count for anything in the US. Instead, the system gives more weight to people living in smaller (and generally more rural) states than to the more populated (and generally more urban) ones. At any rate, the difference between Trump and Clinton in states like Florida was smaller than the number of votes for Johnson. And his Vice Presidential nominee had even said that Clinton would be preferable over Trump when pressed in a TV interview.

==External links==
*[https://garyjohnson2016.com/ His current campaign website]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhR41lsEJY His self-destructive tongue biting fetish]
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