Political correctness

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[[File:Political Correctness Agassiz.png|thumb|right|300px|Famous naturalist Louis Agassiz complaining that he couldn't voice his [[polygenesis|polygenesist]] views on [[Racialism|race]], circa March 1850.<ref>http://www.jstor.org/stable/226710?seq=12#page_scan_tab_contents</ref> POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK?]]
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The term '''political correctness''' or '''"PC"''' is a [[snarl word]] usually referring to upholding a [[social]] taboo against [[language]] and attitudes that might be considered [[bigotry|bigoted]]. Ruth Perry wrote in an essay entitled ''A Short History of the Term "Politically Correct"''<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=fMmeAAAAMAAJ&q=%2B%22Ruth+Perry%22+%2B%22Beyond+pC%22&dq=%2B%22Ruth+Perry%22+%2B%22Beyond+pC%22&pgis=1</ref> that the term was first coined by [[Mao Zedong]],<ref>https://doi.org/10.1177/0957926503014001926</ref> but was later hijacked by [[conservative]] eclectics who proceeded to ''overuse'' it in exactly the manner above described, hence taking all the juice out of it.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20050325162201/http://www.pum.umontreal.ca/revues/surfaces/pdf/vol7/friedman.pdf</ref> (Defending oneself with it might be the most popular [[handwave]] to dismiss social criticism.) Political correctness has become so pervasive that [[Donald Trump]] blamed the decision of the Kentucky Derby race stewards to disqualify apparent winner Maximum Security for veering across traffic in front of other horses on it.<ref>Aulbach, Lucas: [https://www.courier-journal.com/story/entertainment/events/kentucky-derby/2019/05/05/kentucky-derby-2019-donald-trump-blames-political-correctness-disqualification/1110515001/ Trump: Country House's Derby win was a case of 'political correctness' gone wrong], ''The Louisville Courier Journal'', May 5, 2019.(paywalled newspaper site, open in private window).</ref> More recently, advocates of political correctness have therefore substituted the term "civilized speech" for "politically correct" in order to boost its image in light of the PC backlash. 

In full [[irony]] so high that it wiped out nearly every [[Fun:Irony meter|irony meter]] we own, [[conservative correctness|conservatives have also adopted political correctness]] widely: trying to justify [[censorship]] on the grounds that something is anti-American or anti-[[Christian]], such as [[Conservapedia]]'s insistence on BC/AD to the total exclusion of [[BCE|BCE/CE]], and [[Karajou|Kowardjou]]'s scorched-earth perma-banning followed by the complete deletion of the banned heretic's userpage and talk page, as well as his rule that mentioning or linking to [[RationalWiki|us]] will instantly earn one a perma-ban.

In fact, it's probably helpful to remember that in common parlance anything a conservative would consider to be polite speech isn't PC, whereas anything a liberal would consider to be polite speech is. This is why banning "fuck" from broadcast is neutral and not PC at all, whereas banning a [[racism|racial epithet]] from broadcast is.<ref>See the comical outrage from conservatives in the comments on this story: [http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/fcc-consider-banning-nfl-redskins-team-name-tv-radio/ FCC to consider banning NFL ‘Redskins’ team name on TV and radio]</ref>  

As above, passive-aggressive people who defend [[racism]] or reactionary views and  don't want to be labeled that way attack dissenters as "politically correct."<ref group=note>For example, [[Thomas Sowell]] in a 1995 column "[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414044322/http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19950510&slug=2120258 An Alumni Revolt Against Overzealous Correctness]" complaining about academia for being a tad too critical of [[Western civilization]] and being "not interested in alternative perspectives." Maybe because such perspectives are simply ''wrong''?</ref>

As a pure and basic concept, yes, there is technically some validity to the idea, and hypersensitivity can be taken a bit too far at times, particularly as it relates to academic revisionism and the tendency for a small, but vocal (not as big as conservatives would have you think) minority who seek to search for things to become outraged about, [[Horseshoe theory|just like conservatives]]. However, the term has been so overused that the validity that the concept holds in some respects has been overshadowed by the fact that it is frequently used as a buzzword by the far right simply as an excuse to be total assholes.

==Language==
{{cquote|People forget that "political correctness" actually used to be called "spastic gay talk."|||Frankie Boyle}}

Political correctness is associated with specific terms that are attempts to describe people in the most neutral and [[Objective morality|objective]] way possible. Sometimes these work (certainly "[[Asia]]n" works better than specifically saying "[[India]]n" or "[[Pakistan|Paki]]" (considered racist and pejorative in the UK, Ireland, and Canada) when you don't know what country someone is from)<ref group=note>There's an oldish joke/trope involving calling someone a "paki", and then they respond by declaring "But I'm Indian!! I fucking hate those paki bastards!!"</ref> and sometimes they defy logic.

It's important to note whether the term is advocated for by a group of people, or if it's pushed onto them. If people say "Call me X", then it's polite to do so. If people say "We should call them Y", then that's not necessarily a good thing.

In more recent times, political correctness has been associated with reforming systems and industries to be and appear more diverse and inclusive, such as more [[hurricane]] names common in the [[African American]] commmunity,<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/african-american-hurricane-names/</ref> or increased representation of [[LGBTQIA+]] [[Muslims]] in the media.<ref>https://www.losangelesblade.com/2019/07/02/lgbtq-muslims-want-increased-visibility/</ref>

===Race===
* "[[African American]]" instead of "black" (extra specially hilarious when used to describe someone who is neither [[Africa]]n<ref group=note>Depending on how ancestry is defined, ''everyone'' may be an African; see {{wpl|Recent African Origin theory||.}} (Then again, racists may even call ''that'' politically correct.)</ref> ''nor'' [[American]]).<ref group=note>Black as an identifier is becoming more mainstream, and has started to overtake African American as an identity label. This is mainly due to the rise of the Black culture and Black heritage movements, and the idea that American Blackness is its own identity with a separate culture to African or African American culture.</ref> 
* "[[Caucasian]]" or "[[Nordic]]" instead of white. Though this is just really stretching it.
* "People of color", "POC", or "BIPOC" (black, indigenous, and people of color) instead of "colored people."
** Some people object to the implications of all non-Caucasian ethnicities being treated as interchangeable and the historical connotations of black people being described as "colored people".{{fact}} This has now moved into the mainstream media, and taken up by many activists, so it's pretty much entrenched now.
* "Inuit" rather than "Eskimo" (except in America, where "Eskimo" isn't insulting{{fact}}), although this is based on a false assumption that Inuit is a better, more catch-all term when it's not — the "Eskimo" people are actually two groups, the Inuit ([[Greenland]], [[Canada]], US) and the Yupik (US, [[Russia]]) (and the Aleuts, though not considered Eskimos, are close relatives). Really, claiming "Inuit" is better than "Eskimo" is akin to saying "[[German]]" is better than "[[European]]."

===Disability===
Thanks to the [[euphemism treadmill]], language about disability is constantly changing so that disabled people can describe themselves using terms that haven't been [[Ableism|commandeered as insults]]. (If you think this is annoying as a non-disabled person, just imagine how annoying it is to people with disabilities.)

====Language preferred by most disabled people====
*"Disabled" or "with a disability" is how most people with disabilities describe themselves.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160320054128/http://www.thismess.net/2016/02/saytheword.html #SayTheWord]</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180628212128/https://www.realsocialskills.org/blog/2015/2/23/person-first-language Person first language?] - Real Social Skills</ref><ref>[https://misslunarose.home.blog/2019/07/04/autism-is-disability/ Yes, Autism is a Disability!] - Autistic Dreams</ref>
**Americans and people with illnesses or intellectual disabilities generally prefer [[person-first language]]. For example, you would say "person with schizophrenia" or "person with [[Down syndrome]]" rather than "schizophrenic" or "Down syndrome person."
**Members of the Blind,<ref>[https://nfb.org/images/nfb/publications/bm/bm09/bm0903/bm090308.htm The Pitfalls of Political Correctness: Euphemisms Excoriated]  - National Federation for the Blind</ref> [[Autism|Autistic]],<ref>[https://autisticadvocacy.org/about-asan/identity-first-language/ Identity-First Language] - ASAN</ref> and Deaf<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180713232521/https://www.verywellhealth.com/deaf-culture-big-d-small-d-1046233 Self-Identification in the Deaf Community]</ref> communities generally prefer identity-first language. (Think: Person-first language is "B.A.D." for some people.) Thus, you'd say "blind person" or "autistic person" instead of "person with blindness" or "person with autism." Some disabled people argue that identity-first language is destigmatizing, because it treats disability like an ordinary adjective instead of something needing special treatment.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150722195221/http://www.thinkinclusive.us/why-person-first-language-doesnt-always-put-the-person-first/ WHY PERSON-FIRST LANGUAGE DOESN’T ALWAYS PUT THE PERSON FIRST]</ref>
*The term "intellectual/developmental disability" is preferable to "retard(ed)."
*"Neurodivergent" can be used to describe people with brain-related disabilities such as [[autism]] or [[ADHD]].
*"Little person" or "Person with dwarfism" are preferable to "midget." Many little people don't appreciate being called "midgets," and consider the term derogatory.<ref>[https://www.lpaonline.org/the-m-word LPA issues statement to abolish the "m" word]</ref><ref>[https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/did-you-know-that-midget-is-a-bad-word Did you know that ‘midget’ is a bad word?]</ref>
*"Person with cerebral palsy" is preferable to "spastic."

====Obsolete and ridiculous language====
* "Crippled", "handicapped" (which suggests begging, "hand in cap"), "invalid", and "lame" were once used to refer to people with mobility disabilities. None of these words are preferred now (though some physically disabled people have reclaimed "cripple").<ref>[https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2012/07/crippled-handicapped-disabled.html Crippled, handicapped, disabled?]</ref>
* "Idiot", "moron", and "cretin" were originally used to describe people with intellectual disabilities.
* When those words were turned into insults, the word "mentally retarded" was created as a word without negative connotations.
* When the word "retard" became a serious insult, the term "[[intellectual disability]]" came into popular usage.
* "High-functioning" and "low-functioning" have long been disliked by autistic people,<ref>[https://awnnetwork.org/whats-the-difference-between-high-functioning-and-low-functioning-autism/ What’s the Difference Between High Functioning and Low Functioning Autism?]</ref><ref>[https://ollibean.com/high-functioning-or-low-functioning/ High-Functioning or Low-Functioning?]</ref> and are inaccurate labels anyway.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190622150928/https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/study-agrees-harmful-autism-functioning-221418440.html New Study Agrees Harmful Autism 'Functioning' Labels Are Harmful]</ref>
* Terms like "suffers from", "struggles with", "victim of", "stricken by", and other negative words tend to paint people with disabilities as powerless victims instead of everyday people.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100622090707/http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/different-spokes-life-with-a-disability/2010/06/the-medias-struggle-with-disabilities.html The media's struggle with disabilities]</ref>
* Saying that people are "overcoming" a lifelong disability just because they achieved something doesn't make much sense.
* "Differently abled", "handicapable", "diffability", "diversability", and other 
nauseatingly patronizing
 positive words might be used to try to emphasize the abilities of disabled people.<ref>[https://www.autistichoya.com/2013/08/differently-abled.html "Differently Abled"] - Autistic Hoya</ref> Tired of euphemisms, disabled people started the #JustSayDisability and #SayTheWord hashtags.<ref>[https://xcancel.com/hashtag/justsaydisability?src=hash #JustSayDisability on Twitter]</ref><ref>[https://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2016/02/25/468073722/disabled-just-saytheword 'Disabled': Just #SayTheWord]</ref>
* "Special needs" has raised objections as a term, because is the need for inclusion really all that "special"?<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160220063007/http://eisforerin.com/2016/02/16/stop-saying-special-needs #SayTheWord, Not "Special Needs"] - Erin Human</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170318094522/http://www.notspecialneeds.com/</ref><ref>[https://www.meriahnichols.com/3-reasons-say-disability-instead-special-needs/ 3 REASONS TO SAY “DISABILITY” INSTEAD OF “SPECIAL NEEDS”]</ref><ref>[https://hellomichelleswan.com/my-needs-are-not-special/ My needs are not “special”]</ref>

===LGBT===
*Homosexuals instead of gays/lesbians. Usually includes bisexuals/pansexuals as well despite not meeting the definition of "homosexual". Nowadays, even the word "homosexual" itself has become an offensive word used in a pejorative way. "Queer" now appears to have become an acceptable catch-all term for LGBT folks, reclaiming it from the former insult.
*"Same-gender attracted" or "SGA" has been used on Tumblr, though it has roots in [[Reparative therapy|conversion therapy]]. Probably not the best umbrella term, after all.
*Transgender instead of transsexual. "Transsexual" is considered outdated.<ref>https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sexual-orientation-gender/trans-and-gender-nonconforming-identities/transgender-identity-terms-and-labels</ref><ref>[https://www.glaad.org/reference/transgender Glossary of Terms - Transgender]</ref>  In a similar vein, the formerly-accepted terms 'transwoman' and 'transman' are considered pejorative in some communities, with a space preferred betwixt - 'trans woman' or 'trans man', in the 'adjective noun' sense.
*Intersex instead of "hermaphrodite."

===Religion===
*"Happy Holidays" is a more inclusive phrase than "Merry Christmas." [[Fox News]] [[War on Christmas|whines about this one]] each 
Christmas
 winter season in December. "Happy Holidays" refers to ''all'' holidays that occur at around the time of the winter solstice, ''including'' Christmas, and even some heathens celebrate [[Essay:Liberal Dictionary Project#Athmas|
Athmas
]] Christmas, as it has gained plenty of traditions that are not religion-related at all.

===Other===
*"Person of size" is sometimes used to describe larger people in the airline industry. (Which makes little sense, since everyone has a size.) Unfortunately, the acronym for "person of size" is "POS", the same acronym for "piece of shit".
*"Vertically challenged" rather than "short-arse".
*"[[Person]]" instead of "[[man]]" when the gender is unknown, unspecified or associated with a trade, skill, or position in a hierarchy ("Congressperson", "Chairperson", "Personhole Cover", "[[Straw man|strawperson]]"). Probably the least perverse form of PC language because it actually ''eliminates'' bias instead of just rewording it. It is unfortunately more cumbersome, though some gender-neutral substitutes exist, such as "Chair" in place of "Chairperson" (but of course those have their own problems). 
*"Person with racial prejudice" instead of "racist". This is part of a [[Moving the goalposts|redefinition]] of "racism" to mean "[[prejudice plus power]]", so that the "powerless" automatically cease to be "racists".{{fact}}
*"Racist" instead of "[[Islamophobia|Islamophobic]]." Pretending that Islam is a race in order to caricature all opponents of ''Islam'', the religion, as opponents of ''Muslims'', the people; see [[Racial and Religious Hatred Act 2006]] for an example. (That doesn't mean there ''aren't'' Islamophobes, just be clear.)
*"[[Creation scientist]]" instead of "raving loony", "nutjob", "[[wingnut]]", "[[crackpot]]", or any one of a number of highly suitable terms.
*"[[Freedom fries]]" instead of [[French]] fries because frogmunchers 
object to [[George W. Bush]]'s batshit foreign policy
 hate America.
*"Enhanced 
interrogation
 interviews" for [[torture]].
*"[[Extraordinary rendition]]" instead of "kidnap and torture".
*"National Socialist" instead of "[[Nazi]]". Ironically, some real [[Neo-Nazi]]s (e.g. at [[Metapedia]]) find the term "Nazi" offensive and use "National Socialist", often shortened as "NS", to describe themselves. Also have a look at [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2631304/I-Nazi-Swastika-wearing-Dominican-NYC-cabbie-lashes-critics-banned-collecting-fares.html this]. This also has the unfortunate side effect of offending "demanists" (people that follow the beliefs of the Belgian antifascist and socialist politician Henri de Man) because "national socialist" is how they used to name themselves before World War 2 happened. The term "Nazi" was originally a derogatory term (just like "Commie" when referring to a communist) and in fact the real Nazis also found it offensive, like their latter-day followers at Metapedia, as it derives from a German pejorative roughly meaning "hick". 
*"[[Bubba effect|Bubba]]" instead of "redneck" or "hillbilly".
*When in reference to [[goat]]s, "buck" and "doe" instead of "billy" and "nanny". No, really. People think the goats will get offended if you call them these things.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20131121043503/http://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/billy-goats-zbcz1311.aspx#axzz35UaZoNNR</ref>
*"Politically incorrect" for "[[bigotry|bigoted]]".
*"Pull-apart bread" for "monkey bread" (due to racial connotations).<ref>https://www.journalnow.com/lifestyles/food/recipe-swap-monkey-bread-goes-by-several-other-names/article_c0171ad2-d862-580a-8e34-fc211b263dd5.html</ref>

==Backlash==
Today, "political correctness" is used more ironically than it is earnestly, and is generally looked upon as a synonym for censorship. No one sees their own manipulation of language as "political correctness", only applying that term to manipulation of language done by other people.

These days, many celebrities try to be [[Dunning-Kruger effect|edgy and risqué]] by being "[[politically incorrect]]", instead of trying to be politically correct.<ref group=note>This is probably because it is very difficult, if not impossible, actually to be politically correct, according to what Aesop [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Miller,_His_Son,_and_Their_Ass said] about trying to keep everyone happy.</ref> This is particularly true of comedians, who are often restricted in what jokes they can make on TV — and particularly ''whom'' they can pick on. Many make a living out of doing such edgy material in live stand-up shows, or in the studio (when they know it'll be cut from broadcast). However, it should be made abundantly clear that there is a [[False dilemma|world of difference]] between cutting edge alternative comedy that breaks social taboos (Jerry Sadowitz, [[Charlie Brooker]], Chris Morris) and complaining that political correctness doesn't let you call a coon a coon (Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning, Andrew Lawrence) and is thus tantamount to censorship. After all not everyone can be like the ''brilliant'' Rucka Rucka Ali, with his song "parodies" involving poorly-written lyrics full of [[stereotypes]], bad imitations of celebrities, and blatant potshots.<ref>Wheres Rucka, (23 August 2013). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1lQQl78pk "Blurred Lines PARODY Obama Been Watchin' ~ Rucka Rucka Ali"]. Retrieved on 3 July 2016 &ndash; via YouTube.</ref> The worm has turned, surely.

Many [[bigot]]s and [[xenophobe]]s claim to be the victims of "The PC Police" so they can claim to be [[persecution complex|persecuted]] when faced with the consequences of [[hate speech]].

The concepts that came later to be known as political correctness were seemingly first made by a "[[Cultural Marxism|Cultural Marxist]]" named Herbert Marcuse. Marcuse, in an essay titled ''Repressive Tolerance'', argued that the concept of tolerance can be liberating or oppressive depending on who uses it and how. He defined "liberating tolerance" as tolerance of communists and other "movements from the Left", and "repressive tolerance" as tolerance of anti-communists and other "movements from the Right".<ref>[http://www.marcuse.org/herbert/pubs/60spubs/65repressivetolerance.htm "Repressive Tolerance, by Herbert Marcuse (1965)"]. ''marcuse.org''. Retrieved on 3 July 2016.</ref>

==There is a cure!==
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To fight political correctness, start ''young''. Buy [[children]]'s books and albums for your kids that were written before about 1970. In particular, make sure you buy ''Little Black Sambo'' for them. Even there you have to watch out with some older books — all the ''Hardy Boys'' and ''Nancy Drew'' books were rewritten starting in the 1950s to make them PC, so get only the old out of print original editions, which have pre-1950 [[copyright]] dates on them. Good comic book choices are some of the early Tintin albums which will give your kids a proper view [[Red-baiting|of Reds]]<ref>''{{wpl|Tintin in the Land of the Soviets}}'')</ref> [[Imperialism|and of Africans]]<ref>''{{wpl|Tintin in the Congo}}'' — just be sure you get an uncensored version of it, though.</ref> Another good choice is to read your little boy Tintin stories, which, in addition to being unbelievably [[Chuck Norris|badass]], are the most un-PC things since southern justifications for [[slavery]]. Note — do not read these stories to your little girl. The incredible volume of [[Machismo|manliness]] in them will probably turn her into a [[lesbian]] or something (though fringe schools of thought maintain that this is the reason you ''should'' read them to your little girl). A rather funny example of changing titles is Agatha Christie's ''Ten Little Niggers'' (she was fond of naming her books with references to nursery rhymes and books, for instance ''One, Two, Buckle my Shoe'') which was Americanized to ''Ten Little Indians'' until that was unacceptable too and finally named ''And then There Were None'' which kind of gives away the ending even more than the original title did. (In fairness, at least they didn't rename it something godawful like ''Ten Little Native Americans''.)
 	
Also, it is vitally important to buy only appropriate books and toys for their gender. For a boy, a Red Ryder BB [[gun]] is a 
must
 compromise if local laws or ordinances prohibit you from getting the real deal, and toy Cat 'dozers and other heavy construction equipment is always a good choice. What, you're afraid he'll shoot his eye out? You PC wimp, he's ''supposed'' to shoot his eye out, because adversity [[Rugged individualism|builds ''character'']] and exposing the young boy to danger [[Militia movement|''prepares'']] him for life and ensures he will not grow up to be an effeminate [[geek]]. Also, there is nothing in this world more badass than an eyepatch. For a girl, get them dolls, miniature kitchen appliances, and anything related to princesses, but beware! The Disney princess stuff coming out today promotes [[multiculturalism]]! Fuck Pocahontas, Mulan, and Tiana! Be sure to get them only princesses and dolls that existed before 1970 and haven't significantly changed their design. Barbie dolls are always a good choice. Girls should not be allowed to play with things like fireman helmets and Thomas the Tank Engine, and boys should not be allowed to play with any toys that look like they may involve cooking, clothing, babies, cleaning, or the color pink. That's just asking for them to grow up gay.
 
Avoid ''Teletubbies'', which promotes effeminacy and [[homosexuality]]. Perhaps even worse, ''Teletubbies'' is set in a [[totalitarian]] world in which a creepy sounding loudspeaker orders them about, and thus looks like the show was consciously designed to prepare toddlers to accept the [[New World Order]]. Also avoid ''Barney the Dinosaur'', which is pure social engineering with its "I like you, you like me, we're a happy fam-i-ly" nonsense (a [[dinosaur]] can't be happy! It doesn't have a [[soul]]!) Come to think of it, avoid ''all'' toys and cartoons in which a main character is any pastel color, especially purple or lavender, whatever gay ass colour that is.
 
''Sesame Street'' is an especially insidious PC social engineering tool. Note the subtle promotion of multiculturalism. The show is even called Sesame "Street" instead of Sesame "Road", a dead giveaway, and the buildings look like some [[Dog whistle|nappy-headed inner-city housing project]]. That show even includes a bum living in a garbage being portrayed as a cute and cuddly muppet, instead of a [[Welfare queen|pathetic layabout who has earned his fate]].
 
If you catch your boys watching ''Teletubbies'' or any children watching ''Sesame Street'', turn off the TV pronto and send them outside to play Cowboys and [[Native Americans|Indians]]. The future of [[West]]ern Civilization depends on it! Kill! Kill! Kill! Remember, ''Sesame Street'' and ''Barney & Friends'' are only for the ragheads at [[Guantanamo Bay|Gitmo]].<ref>[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3042907.stm ''Sesame Street breaks Iraqi POWs''], [[BBC]], Tuesday, 20 May, 2003, 12:23 GMT</ref> Whatever you do, ''do not'' get them that god-awful 1974 children's album that teaches that it is okay for boys to cry and play with dolls.

Also, do not let your child listen to modern music, with its woke songs by so-called "artists" like Cardi B and Taylor Swift. Make sure your child listens to the real classics, like Stephen Foster (and not the whitewashed versions of his songs that are found in children's songbooks, either)!<ref group=note>Look at the [https://songofamerica.net/song/oh-susanna/ original lyrics] to "Oh! Susanna" for a real shocker.</ref>

This is often overlooked, but if you catch your child looking like they might start writing with their left hand, you need to take action fast. There is a definite correlation between left-handedness and [[left-wing]]edness! [[Corporal punishment|Spanking]] has proven to be [[To Train Up a Child|a successful form]] of D.I.Y. aversion therapy to set children on the path to righteousness.
 
If you overhear your child using bad language they may have picked up at school, words such as [[privilege]], [[intersectionality]], [[cisgender]], [[heteronormativity]], or [[ableism]], wash their mouth out with soap fast! For boys, use lye soap or original Lifebuoy, not any girly perfumey soaps. Thumbscrews can be useful for especially stubborn cases.
 
Probably the most important single step you can take to fight political correctness is to [[homeschooling|homeschool]] your kids, so they are not exposed to the PC social engineering and [[brainwashing]] rampant in today's [[public education|public]] and private schools alike. Use the ''McGuffey Readers'', which are excellent books and notably free of any PC influence. Since one particularly insidious PC social engineering tactic was to take phonics instruction out of schools and replace it with the "[[Phonics - Whole Language debate|whole language]]" approach which is rooted in [[moral relativism]], use phonics material exclusively. You can find some good ones sold via mail order ads on your [[Conservative talk radio|favorite AM talk radio station]].

[[Smoking]] is recommended for both genders, so start your children on cigarettes early. Nicotine addiction by 8 or it's too late! Girls should smoke something ladylike like Virginia Slims. Camel or Pall Mall no-filters for the boys. Pipes and cigars are good for boys too, but do not let girls smoke those or they'll turn into lesbians.

==See also==
{{fun|more insidious examples of political correctness|political correctness}}
*[[Comics Code Authority]]
*[[Conservative correctness]]
*[[Dog whistle politics]]
*[[Euphemism]]
*[[Gender-inclusive language]]
*[[Newspeak]]
*[[Person-first language]]
*[[Politically incorrect]]
*[[Social justice warrior]]
*[[Ideological patrolling]]

==External links==
You will not truly grok the extent to which political correctness has ravaged society until you watch some of these old commercials from the 1960s.  You ''must see'' these commercials!
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related Mattel toy gun ad.  OMG we must protect the children from this!!!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKxWQCs3f0&feature=related Me Chinese me eat Jello]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c&feature=related Flintstones Saturday morning cartoon sponsored by...wtf?  OMG we must protect the children from this!!!!]
The internet has also allowed us access to these ''glorious'' cartoons that were banned by the PC police!
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC7z0T0DaQI You're a Sap, Mr. Jap! - Popeye]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VySRGoJTY Jungle Jitters - one of the Censored Eleven]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oeqC0DwTOU Uncle Tom's Bungalow]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ip_ySjzcc Banned Cartoons from Cartoon Network]
*See the {{wpl|Censored_Eleven | "Censored Eleven"}} for more politically incorrect fun!

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==References==
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[[Category:Censorship]]
[[Category:Moral panics]]
[[Category:Political correctness|Political correctness]]
[[Category:Political terms]]
[[Category:Snarl words]]
[[Category:Social justice]]

Categories: Censorship, Moral panics, Political correctness, Political terms, Snarl words, Social justice