Viktor Petrik

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'''Viktor Ivanovich Petrik''' is an "inventor" (not) and an "academician" (as if) of the so-called [[Russian Academy of Natural Sciences]], which is a fairly strange name for that organization to have, because the only accurate part is "[[Russia]]n".

==Life==
Petrik was largely insignificant on the field of Russian science until the "wild nineties".<ref>The Russian 1990s, so called because the transition to a [[capitalism|market economy]] was less than pleasant, and characterized by a surge of unemployment, lawlessness, and banditry.</ref> Born in [[Ukraine]], he obtained a degree in [[psychology]] from the Leningrad State University, and tried and failed to also obtain a degree in [[physics]]. In 1984 he was imprisoned for 11 years for attempted robbery, fraud, and eleven more articles of the [[Soviet]] criminal code.<ref>[http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704187204575101510173019130 Russian Inventor Has Friends in Kremlin, but Skeptics Outside It]</ref><ref>[http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/tmt/396700.html Scientists Target a Peer With Good Ties]</ref> Then Petrik was prematurely freed in 1989 and all details about his criminal record ''mysteriously'' vanished from the archives.

Then in the early 1990s, Petrik became one of the many new-wave entrepreneurs who exploited failing state businesses by cheaply buying their assets for their own commerce. Petrik plundered the State Optical Institute that way, using its former equipment and scientists to grow artificial gemstones for jewelry. During that period, he also made connections with future leaders of the United Russia party, [[Vladimir Putin]] and Boris Gryzlov.

In 1997, Petrik joined the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences (RAEN), which was founded in 1990 and is known primarily for being a haven for [[pseudoscience]] promoters opposed to the legitimate Russian Academy of Sciences, or RAN (which they call, surprise surprise, the "scientific establishment"). While the RAEN has genuine scientists in it, its low standards of recruitment and publication made it an ideal organization for believers in [[ESP]], [[astral projection|astral woo]], [[homeopathy]], and too many crank theories to count.

==Petrikgate: the water filter saga==
The purification business did not even begin with [[water]]. In 2007, Petrik listed Gryzlov as a co-inventor in their patent for a [[radioactive]] waste purifier. Experiments made by Eduard Kruglyakov, the leader of the RAN committee for fighting pseudoscience, found that the effectiveness of the device were far from claimed. This didn't stop Petrik from completely ignoring the data and claiming unrealistically high figures.

Petrik's connections with Gryzlov were instrumental in securing government funding for his company, Gold Formula, which produces carbon-based water filters, for a national project for water purification. Petrik, in return for assistance in what was in effect budget theft, was generous on compliments, calling Gryzlov "a brilliant scientist".<ref>To be fair, Gryzlov has the Russian equivalent of Ph.D. in ''political science''.</ref> At first, in 2007, Petrik's filters were installed in a limited number of social organizations in the Novgorod Oblast, and then in 2009, Gold Formula won a rigged contest for government funds. Petrik's work was approved, with much fanfare, by a delegation of scientists from the Institute of Common and Non-Organic Chemistry of the RAN. There is a suspicion that the event in Petrik's support was a result of Gryzlov personally asking the RAN president to interfere.

The resulting shitstorm among fellow scientists blew into a scandal nicknamed "Petrikgate" that raged from 2009 to 2010, essentially a battle between Petrik and Gryzlov versus the pseudoscience committee and consumer rights organizations. The latter became involved when it turned out, in the meantime, that the filters were not only ineffective at filtering the water, but actually made it ''more dangerous to drink''. Whoops.

In response, Gryzlov said that the committee has no right to dictate what is science and what is pseudoscience, in other words, to fulfill its sole function. Wut?

{{quote|There exist [[Conspiracy theory|those forces now]] that do not want the RF<ref>Russian Federation.</ref> to become a power that has high technologies, into a country that implements our president's plan for modernization, and these forces cut short the development of new ideas.<ref>A classic "we're surrounded by enemies" populist speech that is a remnant of Soviet mentality. Obviously, the problems of scientific development in Russia are caused by external conspiracies, and not, I repeat, ''not'' by cuts of government funding, outdated equipment, low salaries, and ultimately scientists leaving for the West in search of greener pastures.</ref> […] Therefore, specific scientists cannot pretend to be the ultimate authority in truth. […] The word pseudoscience dates far back to the [[Middle Ages]]. We can remember [[Nicolaus Copernicus|Copernicus]], who was [[Giordano Bruno|burned]] for saying '[[Galileo Galilei|And yet, the Earth moves.]]'|Boris Gryzlov, ever the expert on history of science; interview for March 19, 2010}}

This is the same Gryzlov who previously said in 2007, "The parliament is not a place for discussions!" It follows, in his logic, that while ''specific scientists'' cannot dictate the ultimate truth in science, ''specific politicians'' certainly can dictate the ultimate truth in both science and politics.

In March-April 2010, Petrik got the dubious honor of having a special committee in the RAN formed just for him, which included Kruglyakov of that very pseudoscience committee, plus 13 more RAN members, gathered specifically to investigate what was dubbed "the Petrik-Gryzlov problem". Eventually, on April 21, committee leader Vladimir Tartakovsky published a resolution that, unsurprisingly, confirmed that Petrik's filters were worse than nothing, and furthermore that patents filed by Petrik demonstrated his scientific incompetence.

Petrik responded by claiming that the academicians opposing him "were motivated to do so by a reward promised by representatives of the [[United States|USA]]". While he, presumably, acted this whole time as an uninterested party only concerned about pure science with no political or financial support at all.

==Other "scientific" contributions==
Petrik allegedly invented the formula of guaranteed winning in casino play, [[Perpetual motion|an engine that powers vehicles without any kind of energy source, and an eternally spinning cylinder]].

In October 2010, he protested against the awarding of the [[Nobel Prize]] in Physics to Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov, claiming to have discovered graphene before them. Among other things, he misunderstood the nature of the research in question (they were not the first to synthesize graphene, but they discovered new properties of it), and waved two planks in front of journalists that he claimed were made from graphene, proving he did not understand what graphene is.<ref>Graphene is an allotrope of [[carbon]] that consists of a single-atom-thick layer of cells, calling to… um… doubt Petrik's ability to make planks of it or hold them without breaking.</ref>

The website of Petrik's water filter company, [http://goldformula.ru Gold Formula], also contains information on his other research, which somehow manages to make even less sense than his filter escapades. These contain articles about [http://goldformula.ru/index.php?issue_id=89 such things as] [[water woo|water memory]] and [[homeopathy]], the [[golden ratio]] and [[pyramid]]s (including, obviously, Khufu's pyramid), and [[energy]] woo. That last one is [http://goldformula.ru/index.php?issue_id=624 down]<ref>As of August 20, 2011.</ref> for reconstruction… Did the scientist conspiracy silence the brilliant inventor after all?

Nice to see tax rubles at work! Well, not anymore, at least. In late 2010, United Russia apparently saw Petrik as too much of a [[crank]] even by their standards, and Duma member Vladimir Medinsky recommended the party to distance itself from the "inventor" and equated him to [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]], AKA "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named", for damaging the party's image by association. His company has been excluded from the government pure water program, but continues to exist and lobby the support of city administrations &mdash; this time in Ukraine…

==Quotes==
* "My discoveries are unique. The world has not seen anything like this. With these inventions, I have outrun science by 20 years."
* "I pour the secret liquid over the carbon compound, and it bubbles, creating a sorbent. We break the bonds between atoms without any expenditure of energy."
* "In late June to early July you will hear something that will astonish the Earthlings."<ref>Well, I haven't heard any world-shattering news and alien invaders haven't poured out of the sky…</ref>
* "In nature, ruby is made in the depths of the Earth at extreme pressure, temperature, and [[oxymoron|extreme vacuum]]."
* "What have I made? A generator that is powered by household electricity. The losses are negligible. It forms… [[woo|some kind of wave…]] which aligns itself around any desired object that we have specified… Imagine a long fishing line lying under the asphalt. The line organizes and densifies {{sic}} itself around the targeted object. A standing wave. Don't attempt to undestand {{sic}} anything! It's impossible to understand! And as soon as you try to involve knowledge, there will be a failure… nothing will work!"
* "The filter only stops organic compounds and lets sugar and ethylene through."<ref>Those naive organic chemists, failing to properly classify these two substances for centuries now!</ref>
* "But the young 'artisan' doesn't know that mail on servers is kept for at least three years and is considered perfectly valid evidence in court."

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