Pleiadians

{{new age}}
{{ufology}}
{{cquote| [[xenophobia|If you hold a thing to be totally different from yourself, your fear of it may come out as hatred]], or as awe—reverence. So we get all those wise and kindly beings who deign to rescue Earth from her sins and perils. The Alien ends up on a pedestal in a white nightgown and a virtuous smirk—exactly as the "good woman" did in the Victorian Age.|||sci-fi and fantasy author Ursula K. Le Guin summing up Pleiadians in her 1975 essay ''American SF and the Other''<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20021003220856/http://www.depauw.edu/sfs/backissues/7/leguin7art.htm</ref>}}

'''Pleiadians''', also known as '''The Eldar''', '''Nordic aliens''' or '''Plejaren''' are fictional humanoid [[Extraterrestrial|aliens]] that come from the stellar systems surrounding the [[Pleiades]] stars, and they're really really really concerned about [[Earth]] and our future. (Since the Pleiades are a pretty group of [[star]]s and since they're even more beautiful through telescopes, anything connected with them has to be good and kind, right?) So concerned are they, they've [[bullshit|contacted]]<ref name="barb">[http://pleiadians.com/sample_ptimes1.html Barbara Marciniak]</ref> [[bullshit|certain]]<ref name="ugly">[http://www.pleiadians.net/index.html Lia Shapiro]</ref> [[bullshit|special]]<ref name="royal">[https://web.archive.org/web/20011109210624/http://spiritual.com.au/articles/channeled/etsandcivilisation_lroyal.htm Lyssa Royal-Germane]</ref> [[bullshit|people]]<ref name="burlington">[http://www.burlingtonnews.net/pleiadians.html Lee Finkle]. No relation at all with the feline-like Lyrans of ''Star Fleet Battles'' -we think-</ref> [[bullshit|to]]<ref>[http://www.higherfrequencies.net/archives.htm Wendy Kennedy]</ref> [[bullshit|channel]]<ref name="mouse">[https://web.archive.org/web/20031031041212/http://www.mystic-mouse.co.uk/Wisdom_Texts/Pleiadians2.htm Brenda Kay]</ref> [[bullshit|them]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100818141734/http://www.youtube.com/user/colesakick Colleen Thomas]</ref> [[bullshit|and]]<ref name="kane">[https://web.archive.org/web/20150413045723/https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/prepare4contact/conversations/topics/23739 Peggy Kane]</ref> convey their message. Which isn't always consistent. The Pleiadians either came from a group called the Lyrans<ref name="burlington" />, or coexisted with the Lyrans,<ref name="royal" /> or the distinctions between Lyran, Pleiadian, and Sirians don't really exist.<ref name="royal"/> [[Native Americans]] are of Pleiadian descent,<ref name="ugly"/> or white people are of Lyran descent,<ref name="burlington"/> or humans are of no notable relation to either.<ref name="royal"/> They can either switch between the third and the ninth dimension,<ref name="floating">[http://www.floating-world.org/Pleiadians.htm Floating World]</ref> or they exist solely in the fifth dimension<ref name="burlington"/> (which is apparently made of love and creativity), or just live in non-specific dimensions higher than three.<ref name="mouse"/>  Basically, the only things generally agreed upon by the Pleiadians themselves is that they want to help Earth and "help" humanity ascend to higher dimensions.

==Characteristics==
Pleiadians are humanoids, better looking versions of us. They nearly always lack pigmentation in their skin and hair, giving them an [[albino]] appearance. Many Pleiadians have an [[Asian]] appearance similar to [[grays]]. As a rule, Pleiadians do not carry around much excess fat, although females are known to have curvy figures. They don't usually have curly hair or beards. Indeed, [[humans]] and Pleiadians share ancestors, since Earth [[Ancient astronauts|was once a Lyran colony]]. 

Despite this, certain differences are profound, as some races inhale nitrogen (N<sub>2</sub>) and exhale nitrous oxide (N<sub>2</sub>O).<ref name="biblio">Huntley, Noel (2002). "[https://books.google.es/books?id=xnK-a_EWRhMC&pg=PP2&dq=ETs+and+Aliens+-+Who+Are+They?+and+Why+Are+They+Here?&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQspbhyO3VAhUCL1AKHeatCYkQ6AEIJjAA#v=onepage&q=ETs%20and%20Aliens%20-%20Who%20Are%20They%3F%20and%20Why%20Are%20They%20Here%3F&f=false ETs and Aliens - Who Are They? and Why Are They Here?]". ''Xlibris''.</ref>{{rp|68}} Which means that Pleiadians got cellular respiration [[Fractally wrong|completely backwards]]. Though it is true that some organisms reduce molecular nitrogen, this is a very endergonic process used to obtain it, not for respiration. Using nitrogen oxides as [[electron]] acceptors is possible —a process called denitrification—, but then Pleiadians should inhale nitrous oxide and exhale molecular nitrogen,<ref name="denitrification">Knowles, R. (1982). "[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC373209/ Denitrification]". ''Microbiological Reviews'', 46(1), 43–70.</ref>{{rp|47}} not the other way around as claimed.

The Pleiadian [[diet]] and digestive system are arguably "[[Suboptimal design|exotic]]." Food is ingested from the mouth, broken down by an organ that vaguely resembles a stomach and transported through millions of capillaries to the skin, since Pleiadians accomplish excretion through their pores.<ref name="biblio"/>{{rp|70}}  The intestines are still present but vestigial in most races, to the extent that they can be up to 6 to 8 feet shorter.<ref name="biblio"/>{{rp|70}} Fortunately, their clothing can reabsorb waste and convert it into lubricant.<ref name="biblio"/>{{rp|70}} What selection pressure caused them not to use the anus for excretion and being constantly lubricated is [[Anal sex|anyone's guess]]. Pleiadians [[Vegetarianism|refuse to consume meat]],<ref name="biblio"/>{{rp|70}} despite the fact that their short intestines are appropriate for that.

The skeleton is more cartilage than bone, thus being less prone to break.<ref name="biblio"/> Unfortunately, this must make the skull and thoracic cage more inept to protect the vital organs they encase. Regarding the [[brain]], its frontal lobes are bigger to give better sense of intuition, because guessing is apparently much more important than reason. The "rear lobes" —did they mean cerebellum?— are more developed as well for multidimensional visualization.<ref name="biblio"/> It is noteworthy that despite being our sister species, we [[humans]] have spatial reasoning thanks to our cortex, which is definitely ''not'' in the rear part of the [[brain]].

==Origins==
No particularly elaborate theory is really needed to work out why humans would imagine a race of mystical, otherworldly beings who look like idealized versions of themselves. As such, this is a trope found in numerous cultures and mythologies throughout the world.

"Human" aliens have been a staple of [[science fiction]] from the beginning. [[Erich von Däniken]] suggests that humans are deliberately designed to look like their makers. In ''[[Star Trek]]'', it was easier for actors to fit into human type suits.

Pleiadians and [[Nordic]] aliens were a staple of the early [[contactee]] (as opposed to abductee) trend of people like [[George Adamski]]. Pleiadian statements tie in nicely with the [[spiritualist]] and [[theosophist]] beliefs of the early twentieth century. They're also a bit like the guy out of the original ''The Day the Earth Stood Still'' (he was from [[Venus]] though). As the [[hippie]] thing died down, and the 1970s became more cynical ([[Watergate]] and all), so Pleiadians took a back seat from contact and moved into [[channelling]]. Given the fact that Pleiadians are often depicted as [[aryan| conventionally attractive, white people with blonde hair and blue eyes]], they are unsurprisingly pretty popular among the more UFO-minded segments of the [[far right]], and the whole "Maria Orsic" hoax seems tied up with them. (She is said by some to be one herself.)

Most of all, they're the aliens you'd enjoy a nice quiet cup of [[tea]] with down at the [[yoga]] centre, rather than being eaten or cruelly ruled over by ([[reptoids]]), or having foreign objects lodged in your rectum by ([[grays]]).

==Notable characters==

===Ashtar Sheran===

Ashtar Sheran, a supposed extraterrestrial intelligence, is the central character of an Internet-based [[UFO]]/[[spiritualist]]/[[New Age]] cult which does not really have a name. Other characters seen in this cult include Pleiadians, "Mother/Father God", "Adama", etc. The cult is based on the New World Order and [[Illuminati]] conspiracy theories, but it does not rely on meaningful evidence at any time. Rather, the only form of information it employs is a "continuous revelation" from multiple different beings about secret knowledge and imminent transformation. This format seems to be derived somehow from its predecessor, the {{wpl|NESARA}} conspiracy cult, which was also Internet-based.

The number of readers of Ashtar's messages is difficult to determine, since most communication is done over the Internet, but is clearly quite large. "Messages from Ashtar" are generally translated within 24 hours into a dozen languages for the sake of foreign believers.

The general conspiracy theory runs as follows:

* Aliens are all over. They are in the skies every hour of the day. They want to reach out to us, and some of them already have.
* However, they are unable to land on Earth due to the machinations of the Illuminati.
* "The government" knows everything but is refusing to tell us.
* At a moment in the very near future, called "Disclosure", world governments will admit the existence of the great conspiracy, the aliens will land, and the Illuminati will fall.
* Until then, cultural change and spiritual transformation is needed to prepare for the arrival of the aliens.

As you can learn [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NESARA#Criticism_and_comparison_to_a_cult on Wikipedia], the Ashtar cult's previous form in NESARA deprived many naive believers of a lot of money, including one grandmother who lost her life savings.

===Others===


*'''Alena''' ― Female Pleiadian astronaut.

*'''Menara''' ― Female Pleiadian astronaut.

*'''Ptaah''' — 775-year-old male [[white]] Pleiadian, son of Sfath and father of Jucata, Pleija and Semjase. He is fluent in Greek as a result of having lived in Greece during the 17<sup>th</sup> century.<ref>[http://www.futureofmankind.info/Billy_Meier/Ptaah "Ptaah"]. The Future of Mankind (wiki). Retrieved 3 March 2018.</ref>

*'''Semjase''' ― Female Pleiadian from the planet Erra. At the time she was 330 years old ―still young in her species― she contacted [[Billy Meier]]. She is knowledgeable in diplomatic exopolitics, robotics, space travel, teleportation technology and xenolinguistics.

*'''Shasha''' ― A self-described socio-cultural engineer/anthropologist. She is a 340 year old female, weighing 100 pounds and standing at 5 feet tall ―BMI 19.5―, with almond eyes and invisible skin tone.<ref>a.k.a. "Sasha;" see [https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/pleyades/esp_pleyades_36.htm The Pleiadians] at bibliotecapleyades.net.</ref>

*'''Vrillon''' - A Representative of Ashtar with a heavy Southern-English accent that supposedly {{wpl|Southern Television broadcast interruption|hijacked a British TV station in 1977.}}

===New Age Connections===
Pleiadians are somehow connected to [[Atlantis]]<ref name="royal"/> and [[Lemuria]].<ref name="burlington"/> [[Reiki]], [[ear candling]], [[Shiatsu]], [[reflexology]], [[aromatherapy]], and [[crystal healing]] all came from the Pleiadians<ref name="mouse"/>. The Pleiadians brought [[dolphin]]s to Earth – we know so because JFK's spirit has contacted a human through [[automatic writing]] to tell us so.<ref>[http://jfkspeaks.blogspot.com/2010/04/dolphins-gift-from-pleiadians.html JFK speaks]</ref> [[Jesus]] was a Pleiadian, as was his father,<ref name="burlington"/> though his mother was Lyran. They love [[sex]]<ref name="floating" /> (the Pleiadians do, not Jesus and his family… though they must too if they're Pleiadians). The Pleiadians are helping us fight the evil space reptiles<ref name="kane"/> (and you thought we couldn't connect this to [[Reptoids]]) as part of the battle against the [[Illuminati]]. They are Old, Old, [[Old Earth creationist]]s, and think Earth is 626 billion years old.<ref name="burlington"/>  Pleiadians are apparently [[truthers]].<ref name="barb"/>

According to Barbara Marciniak's ''Bringers of the Dawn'', the common ancestors of both humans and Pleiadians came from another universe (!), and seeded various worlds in our universe (including Earth) with their [[DNA]]. Yes, aliens that evolved in a completely different universe, presumably with its own laws of chemistry (and physics), have DNA. The Pleiadians appeared before we humans did, and ascended to the next "evolutionary stage" or the [[Akashic Records|Akashic plane]] or some such nonsense. And wonder of wonders, ''this moment in history'' just happens to be the time at which humans are about to reach the same "evolutionary stage" that the Pleiadians already have. And the Pleiadians want to help their "younger siblings."

And the Pleiadians ''just might'' have been doing something good and kind in the year 2012<ref name="ugly"/> to counter gloom and disaster instead of spreading it.<ref>[http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=128488 Unexplained mysteries]</ref> If they did, it seems to have not been something that anyone actually noticed.

===Pleiadian cosmology===
The [[speed of light]] in the vacuum is not constant. It differs from the usual [[Young Earth Creationist]] [[C-decay|c-decay hypothesis]] though. Not only did ancient [[Photon|photons]] travel faster, ''they still do''. Besides, it can still vary among [[Photon|photons]] of the same age, since the [[speed of light]] depends on the proximity to [[mass]] and [[Gravity|gravitational fields]] too. The Pleiadians have still not explained how could human [[scientists]] not have noticed this. Through [[Magic|technological means]], Pleiadians can [[Time travel|travel back in time]] and to higher dimensions, and contact the beings that inhabit those realms. About 10<sup>49</sup> known universes form the [[Multiverse|Absolutum]], and Pleiadians classify them into three categories, though only two of them are known first hand.<ref>Winters, Randolph. [https://www.amazon.com/Pleiadian-Mission-Time-Awareness/dp/1885757077 ''The Pleiadian Mission'']. 1994.</ref>

The [[Solar System]] formed from an accretion disk, but the process took considerably longer than what human [[scientists]] measured. The [[Sun]] is 1.73×10<sup>12</sup> years old and [[Earth]] is 6.26×10<sup>11</sup> years old, from whence they were “gas balls.” Our [[universe]] or “New Creation” in Pleiadian terms, is 4.7×10<sup>13</sup> years old and will last for another 3.11×10<sup>14</sup> years before it “sleeps again.” Pleiadians have confirmed the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bounce Big Bounce hypothesis], so after our universe collapses a new one will begin immediately. Unless the nature of dark energy reverses, our universe will not end up collapsing upon itself.

==In actuality==
[[File:Pleiades large.jpg|thumb|200px|The actual Pleiades]]
The actual Pleiades is an open star cluster, about 400 light-years from Earth. It consists of 7 stars that are visible to the naked eye and a bunch that are too dim to see without a telescope.

The cluster is very young, no more than 150 million years old. Any planets orbiting the stars of this cluster would also be equally young. In fact, when the Earth was 150 million years old, it was still in the Hadean eon, characterized by regular impacts from asteroids and comets. Its surface was largely molten due to the constant, relentless impacts. It would be another two billion years before oxygen first appeared in its atmosphere.

In other words, if space aliens ''did'' evolve on any of the (hypothetical) worlds in the Pleiades cluster, they'd be the equivalent of [[bacteria]].{{fact|joke}}

Occasionally, [[moonbat]]s claiming to be Pleiadians pop up on Earth and attempt to act [[human]], such as the [[Green Party]] spoiler candidate for Ohio's 12<sup>th</sup> Congressional District, Joe Manchik.<ref>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/08/09/green-party-candidate-says-he-might-be-part-alien-doesnt-care-if-he-spoils-ohio-election/ Green Party candidate says he might be part alien, doesn’t care if he’s a spoiler in Ohio election] by Avi Selk (August 9, 2018 at 2:33 PM) ''The Washington Post''.</ref>

==See also==
*[[Billy Meier]]

==References==
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