Joseph Goebbels


[[File:Joseph Goebbels and Richard Strauss.jpg|thumb|413x413px|Richard Strauss (President of the Reichsmusikkammer, Department of Music in the propaganda Ministry) [[Heightmog|heightmogging]] Goebbels into oblivion.|left]]
[[File:"WHAT NAZIS THINK OF GERMAN-AMERICANS" - NARA - 513827.jpg|thumb|A poster published on behalf of the [[wikipedia:United_States_Office_of_War_Information|United States Office of War Information (OWI)]]: “What Nazis think of German-Americans”, referring to a speech by ''Gustaf Braun von Stumm'', a spokesman for Joseph Goebbels. '''Goebbels gets mocked for his sub5 appearance...''' |395x395px]]'''Paul Joseph Goebbels''' was the [[German incelosphere|German]] Reich Minister of Propaganda (ger.: "Reichspropagandaminister") of Nazi Germany and [[Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler's]] closest friend.  

Among his political enemies, he was mocked for being only 165cm (5' 5") tall due to his [[wikipedia:Osteomyelitis|Osteomyelitis]] he developed at the age of 4. He is the pinnacle of a the German term "[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrumpfgermane Schrumpfgermane]" (eng.: "short statured germanic") since he's a [[manlet]], and generally lacks in terms of then ideal [[Whitecel|aryan]] phenotypical features. 

He and his family eventually [[Roping|ropemaxxed]] in the Führerbunker (eng.: "Bunker of the leader [Hitler]") when the allies were already in Berlin. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=130IjrSOWBg last speech 7 weeks before he ropemaxxed])   

== Life ==
He was born into a relatively poor family next to 5 siblings in the rhine region. 

Goebbels interpreted his illness making him a manlet as a “sign” by a higher power and tried to compensate for it throughout his life by [[nerdmaxxing]] as a teen: He almost only got A's in school, and even talked in the final farewell speech. 

He afterwards wanted to be a volunteer in the military but got rejected for his physical disability, so he instead studied german studies and history. 

His second girlfriend was Else Janke, a half-jew, that he would've married if she wan't jewish.
== Trivia ==
[[Elliot Rodger]] was fascinated by the Nazis, including Goebbels. He even suspected him being Jewish, according to his search history.

== See also ==

*[[Adolf Hitler]]

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