Schluby Hubby theory

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The '''Schluby Hubby''' is a subset of [[Oofy doofy theory]] that describes a type of [[man]] that is typically [[married]] or in a long-term [[relationship]]. This new, controversial theory comes from a Youtuber named [[Hell by the Dashboard Light]] (HDL). The Schlub is often referred to as '[[simp]]' or '[[mangina]]'. But this particular term details what it actually means to be one.
== Origin ==
Hell claims that most [[women]] in the West will override their [[hypergamous]] nature to "[[Settling down|settle down]]" with an unremarkable man. The 'man' in question is usually subservient, also described as a 'people-pleaser'. The Schlub will never argue or get into conflict unless he absolutely has to, and this pacifist attitude is something the woman can use to her advantage.
Modern-day women are extremely competitive, purposefully seeking out the type of men who will make them feel better about their own pedigree and accomplishments.

This also explains why women are typically drawn to hippies, stoners, punks and other losers. They feel more confident with men who are mentally and maturationally stunted or underdeveloped, and often lacking self-awareness.


Some women will carry around pictures of schlubby men as a source of comfort.
== Clash with [[lookism]] ==
HDL explains that women are still attracted to the so called [[Chad]] but they would also feel insecure with him.

Many [[incels]] reject this theory, and claim that it is unrealistic and opposed to the [[blackpill]], which is [[Scientific Blackpill|backed by science]]. HDL addressed this particular objection by claiming that his theory is related to [[Personality|character and attitude]], not [[looks]].
== See also ==
* [[Hell by the Dashboard Light]]
* [[X-factor theory]]
* [[Betabuxx]]
* [[Body attractiveness]]
== Further reading ==
* "[https://www.nel.edu/userfiles/articlesnew/NEL350714A16.pdf Why do some women prefer submissive men? Hierarchically disparate couples reach higher reproductive success in European urban humans]" [PDF], ''Neuro endocrinology Letters'', 35(7): 594-601, 2014.
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