Aristotle


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'''Aristotle''' (Ἀριστοτέλης) was a [[Wizard|wise]] ancient Greek philosopher and polymath. Aristotle believed that the world can be understood if you carefully observe it, think logically about how things work, and look for their cause or purpose. He also thought that living a good life means following virtues and using reason to find balance in how you think and feel. 

==Looks==
He was no [[chad]], yet his influence on the history of thought has been profound and longlasting.
[[File:Aristotle Altemps Inv8575.jpg|thumb|431x431px|[[Physiognomy]]: Beardmaxxed, [[Baldcel|receeding hairline]] (Perpetrator: [[Norwooding|Norwood Reaper]]), [[Height|170cm/5'7" tall]] (above average at that time), 5.25/10(?) [[PSL rating|PSL Score]]]]

== Quotes on women==
<blockquote>The [[Wagecuck|slave]] is wholly lacking the deliberative element; the [[Femoid|female]] has it but it lacks [[Dominance hierarchy|authority]]; the [[Youngcel|child]] has it but it is incomplete</blockquote><blockquote>Again, the [[Men|male]] is by nature superior, and the female inferior; and [[Dominance hierarchy|the one rules]], and [[Wagecuck|the other is ruled]]; this principle, of necessity, extends to all [[Soyciety|mankind]].</blockquote><blockquote>The male, unless constituted in some respect contrary to nature, is by nature more expert at leading than the female, and the [[Oldcel|elder]] and complete than the [[Teenager|younger]] and incomplete.</blockquote><blockquote>The female is, as it were, a mutilated male, and the catamenia are semen, only not pure; for there is only one thing they have not in them, the principle of [[Personality|soul]].</blockquote><blockquote>Wherefore women are more compassionate and more readily made to weep, more jealous and querulous, fonder of railing, and more [[Yapping|contentious]]. The female also is more subject to depression of spirits and despair than the male. She is also more shameless and false, more readily deceived, and more mindful of injury, more watchful, more [[Lay down and rot|idle]], and on the whole less excitable than the male. On the contrary, the male is more ready to help, and, as it has been said, braver than the female; and even in malaria, if the sepia is struck with a trident, the male comes to help the female, but the female makes her escape if the male is struck.</blockquote><blockquote>Between [[Marriage|husband and wife]] friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing.</blockquote><blockquote>A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.</blockquote><blockquote>As to [[adultery]], let it be held disgraceful, in general, for any man or woman to be found in any way unfaithful when they are married, and called husband and wife. If during the time of [[Reproductive success|bearing children]] anything of the sort occur, let the guilty person be punished with a loss of privileges in proportion to the offense.</blockquote>

==See also==

*[[Socrates]]
*[[Plato]]
*[[IQ]]
*[[Stoicism]]