Skee-Lo - I Wish

Categories: Music

'''I Wish''' is maybe the most popular rap song about being a [[standardcel]].  

==Sample Lyrics==
 I wish I was a little bit taller
 I wish I was a baller
 I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
 I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
 And a six four Impala
 I wish I was like six-foot-nine
 So I can get with Leoshi
 'Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
 You know I see her all the time everywhere I go
 And even in my dreams I can scheme a way to make her mine
 Cause I know she's livin phat
 Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
 So how am I gonna compete with that?
 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
 I'm always last to be picked
 And in some cases never picked at all
 So I just lean up on the wall
 Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
 Who came to watch their men ball
 Dag y'all! I never understood, black
 Why the jocks get the fly girls and me I get the hood rats
 I tell em "scat, skittle, scabobble"
 Got hit with a bottle
 And I been in the hospital for talkin' that mess
 I confess it's a shame when you living in a city
 That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
 Glad I came to my senses
 Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
 Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
 Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

==See also==
*[[:Category:Music|More Incel Songs]]

==Song==
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