Turd Flinging Monkey

Categories: Tradcons, Individual solution reductionists

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'''Turd Flinging Monkey''' (or in short, '''TFM''') is a [[MGTOW]] youtuber commentator and streamer. 
He is perhaps the most popular content creator in the [[manosphere]] on YouTube, surpassing even the likes of [[Stardusk]] and [[Sandman]].
 (not anymore) He has a female sexdoll assistant named Celestina. 

In late 2019, he announced his departure from [[YouTube]] because of community strikes against his content. He has moved to the video sharing site [https://www.bitchute.com/ BitChute].
==Guests==
Other members in his group include, "Shogun", a black man infatuated with jubilee and the 1990's. Most likely due to how awesome the 90's were apparently. Another is, "Cat", who is from the UK. There is also, "Florida man", another is, "kuroi", a man who lives and breathes anime and hentai. TFM believes celestina is invisible and is the ultimate waifu. However studies have show that Florida Man is the only one capable of defeating her.
== Personal Life ==
TFM is somewhere in his mid 30's and has had multiple relationships with [[women]] in the past, he claims these relationships ended due to his partners cheating on him, although most of them later attempted to restore the relationship, he declined. Being pursued by women and rejecting them in this manner would well qualify TFM as a [[chad]]. He claims to have dated traditional/fat girls in an attempt to craft a "NAWALT" (Acronym for Not All Women Are Like That, a MGTOW term for a traditional girlfriend who won't cheat) out of them, but these relationships ended in the same way as the latter.

As of today, he is in a relationship with his sex bot, Celestina, who handles robot and AI related stories as a news presenter on his Youtube channel (with the help of a text-to-speech program). He regularly has conversations with chatbots while pretending he is talking to Celestina, and is very possessive of her, claiming he feels uncomfortable sharing nudes of her.

He was raised by a single mom, who later abandoned him to his grandparents, an experience that helped inspire him to start his channel. At some point he joined the United States Navy and went on two tours to Iraq, during his time in the military he saw many things that contributed to shaping his views on society, women, and the world. His current occupation is unknown, although it is known that he does work outside of Youtube.
== Style and Videos ==
Tfm is known for being very eloquent. He explains a lot of barebones [[Red pill|redpill]] concepts in his early videos.
Most of his videos tend to have some comical layer in the form of memes or creative titles.

TFM encourage his fans to buy sex toys, most importantly, high quality PVC or silicone sex dolls, for [[cope|coping purposes]]. And he even sells those himself via affiliate links, this even became part of his catchphrase "just get a doll".
He also says that sex robots will be a game changer for [[MGTOW]]s and [[incel]]s, because they will rival the sexual function of women and force them to provide qualities other than just sex in order to compete for men, both [[normies]] and chads alike, once they become advanced enough to cross the uncanny valley and are accepted as an alternative to women by most men.

He is also an avid gamer. He often plays first-person shooters while streaming his weekly livestream, the TFM 420 show. Other times he represents himself with a hand puppet fashioned after his avatar (a chimpanzee with a red collared shirt and a black vest), although he doesn't always have the energy to do this, opting for a cartoon avatar instead. Any time he makes a video requiring him to show his hands, such as in his doll surgeon, waifu workshop or guy stuff review series, he wears a pair of plastic gorilla costume gloves, keeping his ethnicity completely impossible to determine.
== Claim to Fame & "She will Never Love you" ==
TFM's most popular video is, "she will never love you", which netted him several hundred thousand views.
In the video TFM takes inspiration from Charles Darwin, namely, "[[sexual dimorphism]]" and "[[Alpha]]-[[Beta]]" concepts and how they apply in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human humans].
He explains [[hypergamy]] through the animal kingdom. One of the most popular examples in the video is the "gorilla nest", and how the females always group around the strongest male.
== TFM on TFLs and Incels ==
TFM has been critical towards [[TFL]] and [[incel]]s, and often says - TFL'ers are a bunch of whiny bitches that need to let go of their desire for female validation, and need to stop defining themselves through women. He has stated that any man who has $300 or more is at most a [[volcel]] because they do not choose to spend said money to pay a [[prostitute]] or escort, completely disregarding any other factors.
== See also ==
*[[Element X]]
*[[Sandman]]
*[[MGTOW]]
*[[TFL]]
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