Sexpiration date

Categories: Age

[[File:Sarahparker.jpg|thumb|right|Sarah Parker (aged 54)]]
The '''sexpiration date''' is the stage when [[women]] or [[men]]'s [[looks]] starts to plunge due to [[aging]]. Sometimes the expression "sexually expired" is used.

The stage whereby women reach their sexpiration date is earlier than men. Thats mainly because women have a shorter fertility period and also because men can supplement their appeal via status, whereas women cannot as much.

Because of this contrasting window of opportunity, female [[beauty]] is sometimes compared to milk, in reference to the expiry date. To become '''milkmired''' means that you have aged like milk (i.e. became expired rather quickly); it is a {{Wikipedia|portmanteau}} and {{Wikipedia|cacography}} of "milk" and "expired". It is to be put in contrast to someone who [[winemired]] (aged like wine). 

Milkmirers often face the unfortunate side-effect of not being able to date people their own age: only older. A [[denarian]] (teen) milkmirer looks like a [[vicenarian]]. A vicenarian milkmirer looks like a tricenarian. As such, young milkmirers are indirectly forced to interact with milfs, cougars, manthers, sugar mommas and cradle robbers whether that is their niche or not.

== Evidence for ==
"The decline in fecundity becomes clinically relevant when women reach their mid-30s, when even assisted reproduction treatment cannot compensate for the decline in fecundity associated with delaying attempts at conceiving. Pregnancies among women aged >40 years are associated with more non-severe complications, more premature births, more congenital malformations and more interventions at birth."<ref>ESHRE Capri Workshop Group, Fertility and ageing, ''Human Reproduction Update'', Volume 11, Issue 3, May/June 2005, Pages 261–276, <nowiki>https://doi.org/10.1093/humupd/dmi006</nowiki></ref>

== Quotes ==
{{quote|The woman on the left ''[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190716597511610372/photo/1 (attached picture)]'' (age 20) looks vital, fertile and vibrant. <br />…While, in comparison, sorry to say, the woman on the right (50y) with her saggy face+neck rather reminds me of a petulant, harsh school teacher instead. <br />It is hard to imagine that they are the exact same person.|[https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1190727271889408001 @CircumCrippled (2019-11-02)]}}
==See also==
*[[The Wall]]
*[[Winemired]]
*[[Grotesque Subhuman]]
*[[Teleiophile]]
* [[Neoteny]]

== References ==
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