Cousincest or nothing

Categories: Theories

'''Cousincest or nothing''' is a lesser of two evils dilemma that is faced by many [[ethnicel]]s from the Greater Middle East. These people are too low [[SMV]], [[decile scale]] and [[LMS]] to have any success at [[cold approach]] or [[warm approach]]; their family notices and decide to book an arranged [[marriage]].

These arranged marriages usually consist of cousin-hookups, in others words cousincest. This situation gets worse for ethnicels raised in western countries since the taboo against cousincest is greater there. In other words, the bulk of [[horncel]]s, [[arabcel]]s, [[persocel]]s and [[turkcel]]s in the west have the choice of the fire or the frying pan. So ethnicels are damned if they do, and damned if they don't.
==Portmanteaus==
Monosyllabic ways of saying "female cousin":
*diece: dad's niece
*fiece: father's niece
*miece: mom's niece
*piece: parent's niece
Bisyllabic ways:
*cousine (this is French)
*fousin = female cousin
*gousin = girl cousin
*wousin = woman cousin
==See also==
*[[Incestuals]]
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