John Humphrey Noyes

Categories: Cryptochads, Fakecels

{{person|name=John Humphrey Noyes|occupation=Preacher|birthday=February 22, 1788|ethnicity=U.S. American|image=File:John_Humphrey_Noyes.jpg}}
'''John Humphrey Noyes''' was a 19th century [[cryptochad]] [[fakecel]] "with a gangly neck and slouching shoulders" who "fretted over how good looks were the key to success, especially when pursuing women." Sam Dresser notes, "Little did he know that he would go on to have sex with dozens of women, fathering children with at least nine in a ten-year period" after he [[cultleadermaxxing|cultleadermaxxed]] by starting a church devoted to [[free love]].<ref>https://aeon.co/essays/marriage-is-dead-long-live-marriage-how-will-we-couple-up</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Nikola Tesla]]

==References==
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