Blazing Saddles Natural Lotion - The Sexiest Lotion in the West - Western Inspired, Smells like Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, and Sagebrush - Men's and Women's Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE? An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles). An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt. This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend. If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work. This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours. 8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? This bottle brings the scent of a Western movie ridin' shotgun on your every day: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
WHAT IS THIS LOTION? It’s a thick and creamy, not-at-all-oily-or-greasy, fast-absorbing, natural ingredient-havin', silky way to smooth your tumbleweed hands (and rest of you, but we're not gettin' in your business).
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE? This velvety mixture leaves your skin so happy... even non-lotion folks sing HALLELUJAH for wild west vegan lotion.
IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging (including recyclable aluminum bottles), Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.
8 OZ OF THIS LOTION LASTS ABOUT TWO MONTHS AND SOME CHANGE (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West.