The Art of the Sponge: A Handbook for Hosts and Houseguests
<p> With some careful planning and adherence to a few noteworthy rules, your travel bug and vacation plans can be satisfied with nary a dollar spent on lodging. Judicious exploitation of your friends’ and acquaintances’ first, second, even third homes will ensure you a warm welcome anytime! </p> <br> <br><p> This tongue-in-cheek guide lays out the proper etiquette for sponging, the ancient art of getting the most out of being a guest—staying for free with almost all food and drink included. From announcing your visit in a manner that discourages the host from saying no to how to include your children and dog, these tips will equip you to enjoy fully your stay in that expensive locale or desirable vacation spot. Wary hosts will benefit as well from pointers on evading objectionable prospective guests and suggestions for what to say when it’s high time for them to head home. </p> <br> <br><p> Written by a connoisseur of entertaining, this irreverent offering embodies the art of the diplomatic drop-in. Whether you wish to travel internationally, take a six-week ski trip, or simply use someone else’s fine china for a change, these simple rules will turn you into a master moocher. <br></p>