The Modern Gentleman
Have you ever hit rock bottom? <br> <br>I embarrassingly have. <br> <br>It’s why I’m wearing my girl's decorative scarf over my head, clutching her lady drink to my chest, and singing ever so softly to Joni Mitchell while swaying back and forth. <br> <br>This is what therapists refer to as LOSING IT. <br> <br>Oldest story in the book: boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy screws up MASSIVELY, girl tells boy to suffocate in the fruits of his very own unborn children. <br> <br>Heard it before? I'm sure you have. <br> <br>So what's so different about this story? Well, it's about me, The Modern Gentleman, New York City's top advice columnist, and my rather ungraceful downfall from my pristinely polished pedestal. <br> <br>It's about a girl I met who threw all my proven theories to the wind and left me awkward, needy, and absolutely head-over-wingtipped shoes in love. <br> <br>This is a story about June Lacy and how she single-handedly dismantled The Modern Gentleman. <br>