Fire in the Hole Natural Lotion - Explosively Awesome - Campfire, Gunpowder, Sagebrush, Whiskey, and Weekend Camping - Men's or Women's Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products. <p><b>WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE?</b> An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles). An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt. This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend. If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work. <p>This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours. 8 ounce of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).
LEAVE YOUR HUM-DRUM HO-HUM BORING OL' LOTION EXPERIENCE in smoking rubble and emerge from the bathroom with the unmistakable scent of best days life.
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? Campfire, gunpowder, sagebrush, whiskey, and more.
KABOOM! KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS? It’s the sound of beginning your amazing day layering on the gorgeous, earthy scents of a campfire, whiskey, and the outdoors.
IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging (including recyclable aluminum bottles), Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.
8 OZ OF THIS LOTION LASTS ABOUT TWO MONTHS AND SOME CHANGE (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best-smelling lotion in the West.