Lust In The Dust Natural Lotion - Begin Your Desert Shower Romance - Sagebrush, Sandalwood, and a Lightly Smokey Campfire - Men's or Women's Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE? An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles). An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt. This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend. If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work. This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours. 8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).
SMELLS OF DESERT SAGE, SANDALWOOD, AND A LIGHTLY SMOKY CAMPFIRE. It will ignite the passion of a Western desert romance, with you, the lone hero, riding across the barren landscape to a lonely desert town... and who knows what will happen?
THIS CREAMY LOTION INVIGORATES WITHIN AND DRIVES YOU TO GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours.
SILKY GOODNESS. It's sure to soothe your dry, chapped skin with its quick-absorbing, high-quality, natural (and cruelty-free) ingredients.
IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging (including recyclable aluminum bottles), Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.
IS IT AMAZING? Yes! It's the kind of lotion that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.