Tapping the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys Series Book 1)
<b>New York Times & USA Today Bestseller</b> <br> <br><i>A secret duo of romance authors team up under the <b>New York Times & USA Today Bestselling</b> pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you a sexy, laugh-out-loud new series. Are you ready to meet the Billionaire Bad Boys?</i> <br> <br>Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, <i>done that</i>. <br> <br>Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend. <br>No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think d*ck pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good… <br> <br><i>But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?</i> <br> <br>Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile. <br>Except—<i>he isn’t</i>. <br> <br>As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole. <br>But she won’t touch him either. <br> <br><i>Too bad their hormones missed the memo</i>. <br> <br><b>Disclaimer:</b> <br>If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you. <br> <br>If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and p*rn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you. <br> <br>If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you. <br> <br>If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of t*ts to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you. <br> <br>But. <br> <br>If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your Girl Friday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend. <br> <br>This is a series of interconnected romantic comedy standalones. <br>Suggested Series Reading order: <br>#1 Tapping the Billionaire <br>#1.5 Tapping Her <br>#2 Banking the Billionaire <br>#2.5 Banking Her <br>#3 Scoring the Billionaire <br>#3.5 Scoring Her <br> <br>Bonus novellas: <br>Motherfluffer <br>Sleighed It <br>