YOU PARKED LIKE A MORON 25 Note Pack by Witty Yeti. It’s Time to Punish Parking Lot Idiots. Tick The Boxes on The Back to List Their Sins & Get Justice! Hilarious Prank, Gag Gift, Stocking Stuffer.
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</p> <b>Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers </b> <p>How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are. </p> <b>Swift, Quiet Revenge </b> <p>Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods. </p> <b>Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)</b> <p>Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor. </p> <b>Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!</b> <p>If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!</p>
BE AN AGENT OF JUSTICE. For too long, bad parkers have been able to park with impunity. But no longer! Fight back by letting them know just how stupid they really are.
LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar...Editor’s Note: Definitely don’t do this.
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EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT for naughty adult stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa or White Elephant parties, or for anybody whose rage burns with the fire of a thousand suns at the sight of a car parked over the lines.
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