Shart Wipes - Wet Wipes for Friends - Made in America, Pocket Size, Novelty
Brand: Reality Wipes
<b>Travel Size Shart Wipes</b><br><br><em>OH. NO.</em><br><br>Life is full of surprises, and let’s face it, some are better than others. For example, when you’re standing in a crowd of people and feel a rumbly in the tumbly. You don’t think twice about releasing a little pressure, after all, with all these people around, who would ever know it was you? You take a deep breath and let her rip. But. Oh no. Was that? Was that creamy? When you’ve trusted a fart just a little too much, you’ll thank all that’s good in the world for Shart Wipes.<br><br>Shart Wipes are a miracle when shart happens. Each disposable wipe is durable and will knock out the nasties that life inevitably hands you at the worst times possible.<br><br><b>Funny Shart Gag Gift is a Must-Have for Everyone</b><br><br>Anyone who’s had a butt all their life has been shocked by a rogue squirt. Friends don’t let friends shart unprepared. Shart Wipes are the perfect gift for everyone, because nobody is exempt from those nasty surprises that have them doing the shameful backwards walk to the nearest bathroom. Filled with 15 wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a crazy, fun stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.<br><br><b>*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*</b>
OH NO … DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? – So, you thought you’d get away with a silent but deadly. Instead, you found there was a little more loaded in the cannon than expected. Don’t panic! Grab the Shart Wipes, and rescue yourself!
TRAVEL SIZE - BE PREPARED ANYWHERE – A travel-sized pack of Shart Wipes is the ideal size for concealment while packing enough power to handle any situation where shart happens. Don’t be caught unprepared at work, the grocery store, church, or anywhere else a fart can go rogue. You can't go wrong with these hysterical and handy wipes. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has unwisely trusted a fart. Surprise all the hard-to-buy-for people in your life with a package of useful Shart Wet Wipes.
A HEALTHY DOSE OF HUMOR – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling, they’re also powerful wipes. Crazy and useful are a wickedly awesome combination.
A FUNNY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Shart Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.