Aaaack in School - a children's book with humor, adventure and a crazy duck
Aaaack is baaaaack! In this, the second in the series, our feisty hero goes to school! Oh yeah!! He continues his epic journey to become a Lawyer so he can set things right in the world. <br>*<br><br>Chapter 1<br><br>I woke up at nighttime. Alexa was sleeping right beside me. <br>I hopped down to the carpet. The living room had three couches. I hopped on each of them, to try it out. Each one was soft and bouncy. I bounced around on them for a while. <br>Then I saw the TV. My mom had told us about TV. I picked up the remote control and pressed the Power button. Like magic, the TV came on. I turned the channels. <br>Alexa got up. She smiled at me.<br>“Did you turn it on?” she asked. <br>“I sure did,” I told her. “Ducks are smart.”<br>We watched TV for a while. Alexa’s brother came in and stared at us. <br>“He turned it on by himself,” she told him. <br>“Yeah, right,” he said. <br>“He did!” she told him. <br>“You’re not dealing with a monkey here you know,” I told him. “Or a dog.”<br>“Well, don’t let him get on the couch,” he said. <br>“Why not?” Alexa said. “I love him and I’m keeping him.”<br>“You can’t keep a duck,” he said. <br>“Why not?” she asked. <br>He thought about it. He didn’t have any answer. <br>“Can he lay eggs?” he asked. “You can keep him if he lays eggs.”<br>He stepped closer to me and squatted. <br>“Come on,” he said to me. “Let’s see you lay an egg. Come on, ducky. Let’s see it.”<br>I walked away from him. I don’t have to put up with that sort of thing.<br>*<br>*<br>Author: S Alini <br>A mere simpleton fumbling through life's <br>many mysteries. He writes stories that make <br>him laugh or make him angry. He lives not too far from you, and tries to make the best of things. <br>Enjoys Jeff Kinney and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Rachel Renee Russell and the Dork Diaries, Judy Blume and Superfudge, Barbara Park and Junie B Jones, Lincoln Peirce and Big Nate, Bill Watterson and Calvin and Hobbes, Lemony Snicket and many others. <br>*<br>Have questions or comments? <br>Or want more Alini books?<br>Please go to: <br><br>Alinibooks<br>www.alinibooks.blogspot.com