That Bear Ate My Pants: A Comedy Memoir... with Teeth and Claws! (Adventure Without End Book 1)
<p><strong>**THE AMAZON #1 MEMOIR, #1 HUMOR AND #1 TRAVEL BESTSELLER**</strong><br></p><h3><p>There comes a time in every man’s life when he says to himself, "Good grief! I’m about to be eaten by a bear!"</p></h3><br>24-year-old Englishman Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a <em>real</em> man.<br>It never occurred to him that 'or die trying' might be an option…<br></p><p>The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.<br></p><p>Just how do you 'look after' something that’s trying its damnedest to kill you and eat you?</p><p>And how do you find love when you a) don’t speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?<br></p><p>If only he’d had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he’d bought some travel insurance...<br></p><p><em>That Bear Ate My Pants</em> is the incredible TRUE story of one man's struggle to survive in an Ecuadorian animal refuge. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony’s misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.<br></p><p>If you love animals, you’ll adore this hilarious and heart-warming tale of big cats, mischievous monkeys, and the humans that try to rescue them.<br></p><p>Grab your copy of <em>That Bear Ate My Pants</em> today, for an adventure you’ll never forget.<br><br></p><p><strong>**<em>That Bear Ate My Pants</em> is the first book in the <em>Adventure Without End</em> series. All these books are stand-alone, and can be read singly or together, in any order**</strong></p><strong>What readers are saying about <em>That Bear Ate My Pants:</em></strong></p><p>"…I laughed so hard I was screaming…"<br>"…move over Bill Bryson, there's a new talent on the block…"<br>"…Warning, do not read this book in a public place!"<br>"…witty, delightful, heart-rending, and just all-round enjoyable in every respect."<br>“…I am much more into mysteries and paranormal type stuff, but this has got to be one of the best books I have ever read!”<br>"…touching, tender, always funny, I laughed out loud, almost peed myself, and cried…"<br>"…I've recommended it to everyone I know. Now I'm recommending it to people I don't know!"<br>"…when I finished the book I actually shed a few tears because I was so sorry the story had ended…"<br>“Just read it. You won't find a story like it.”</p>