Funny Birthday, Anniversary, or Valentine's Day Card - Naughty Card for Him or Her
Brand: Seymour Butz
<b> A CHUCKLE-WORTHY TREAT FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE</b><br> <br> <b> Appreciate your Someone</b><br> <br> Annoying your significant other is one of the major perks of being in a relationship! Calling them a hundred times a day just to tell<br> them you’ve seen a cute dog. Shaking them awake at 3 am just because you can’t sleep yourself. Insisting that they pick what to<br> eat for dinner, then skillfully shooting down every one of their choices. It’s a cherished pastime! This card appreciates the love of<br> your life that puts up with all your shenanigans. Whether it’s your anniversary or their birthday, Valentine’s Day or just because, it’s <br>guaranteed to have your love beaming in joy. <br> <b> Standout Quality</b><br> <br> This isn’t your regular anniversary card. It’s a whole 50% thicker than most of the ones you’ll find on the market. Made using 300gm<br> paper, it creates a premium impression at first feel and complements the message you’ve penned with a touch of quality. Every 5” x 7”<br> card comes with a kraft envelope to keep it clean and pristine. And we’ve ensured the card remains free of folds, creases, and dirt <br>during transit by thoughtfully shipping it in proper packaging. Go ahead, celebrate your love with a card durable enough to be a <br>keepsake.<br> <br> <b> Here’s why you’ll love this funny greeting card:</b><br> <p> - Has a fun message that men and women will love.</p> <p> - The simple and classy design suits any taste.</p> <p> - Made using extra-thick card stock for enhanced sturdiness.</p> <p> - Comes with a high-quality kraft envelope.</p> <p> - Measures 5” x 7” and is blank inside to give you room to write.</p> <p> - Large enough to fit a picture or gift card inside.</p> <p> - Carefully packed to keep it pristine during shipping.</p> <p> - Backed by a no-hassle, 100% money-back guarantee.</p> <b> Appreciate the love of your life with a humorous card they’ll cherish!</b><br>
- CROWN THE OCCASION: A smile-sparking greeting card for that special someone you love, and most importantly, love to annoy. This makes a great Valentine’s, birthday, or anniversary card for your awesome husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or life partner.
- MADE TO IMPRESS: Greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm, our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend/ girlfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a premium feel.
- KEEP IT PRISTINE: Never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for him or her getting dirty or tattered. It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact. Our funny anniversary cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine.
- WRITE YOUR HEART OUT: You’ve got all the room to touch that special someone’s heart or tickle their ribs. Each naughty note card measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the perfect size to fit a sexy pic or naughty coupon inside.
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