Blazing Saddles Handmade Leather-Scented Soap - The Sexiest Soap Ever - Western Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, and Sagebrush - Men's or Women's Bar Soap - 2 Pack - Outlaw
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
<p>What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero. </p> <p> In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goldang thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that. </p> <p> An Outlaw is too old for "Axe" and too young for "Old Spice." Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright. </p> <p> This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of soap that makes married men late for work. This soap will turn your shower into a slow-mo celebration of every. dern. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do. </p> <p> But you don't have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy shower first. </p> <p> Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you. </p> <p> Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring. </p> <p> All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.</p>
WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THE CONFIDENCE of a rugged, roguish cowboy accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism.
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? This bar of badassery brings a Western movie to life inside your shower (but not literally, thank goodness, because that would be crowded): leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
WHAT IS THIS BAR SOAP? This soap is handcrafted by highly trained human beings, using an age-old process of mixing oils and lye. It's supremely sudsy and delightfully moisturizing for skin of all types, from tumbleweed to burnished mahogany.
IS IT AMAZING? YES!!! It’s satin of suds for your shower that brings an elevated showering celebration to what might otherwise be a hum-drum, ho-hum water experience. It's the kind of soap that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging, Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.