The Gambler Bourbon-Inspired Natural Lotion - The Luckiest Scent Around - Whiskey, Old-Fashioned Tobacco, and a Hint of Leather - Men’s or Women’s Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE? An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles). An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt. This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend. If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work. This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours. 8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? After a long day, you pour yourself a glass of fine bourbon. At the first sip, you feel yourself slipping into the warm bath of flavor: the smokiness, the warmth, the depth. Sit down, shuffle up, and deal me in. Smells of good bourbon, old-fashioned tobacco, and a little leather.
IT'S LIKE A RELAXING MASSAGE OF SCENTS, washing away your concerns and troubles of the day. It won't make you smell like a distillery, either. It's sweet, without being too sweet. It's smooth, without being ... no, it's totally too smooth. But so are you. So, the game recognizes the game.
FORMULATED WITH AN ALL-VEGAN COMBINATION OF OILS that is both delightfully soothing on your skin and bold with the wonderful aroma of your favorite things... And, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries).
IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging (including recyclable aluminum bottles), Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.
NOT REALLY A GAMBLE AT ALL: If you don't love this lotion or the scent, we'll offer you a different scent or refund your money. No hassle at all. It's definitely worth a shot.