Toothless : Real Stories Real Quick
<i>Toothless </i>is a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a “bathroom reader,” Toothless’ thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month.<br><br>The book’s honest, comical, and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in “The Sneeze,” to the dog who wouldn’t take no for an answer in “The Buddy”; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in “The Bacon Cheeseburger,” to an insect who watched the author pulverize his own crotch in “The Fly”; and from a moving tribute to a trusted friend in “The Belt,” to a childhood that was transformed by an act of dental malpractice in “The Toothless,” you’ll agree, “You can’t make this shit up!”<br><br>The vivid and descriptive storytelling will make you feel you’ve witnessed each episode firsthand. <i>Toothless </i>delivers the laughs, and you’ll rush to share them! So have a seat, hit the fan, and pick a chapter. It’ll be quick!<br>