Fortunes Favor the Bold- 19 Pack of Offensive Fortune Cookies 1st Edition, by American Heritage Industries
Brand: American Heritage Industries
Fortune cookies have been a fun way to end a meal for centuries. But many grow tired of the stale proverbs, and non-sequitur advice or predictions. Every Chinese restaurant is filled with patrons saying, “I wish these cookies didn’t just inform, but offended,” We are happy to fill that void. Fortunes Favor the Bold is the brainchild of these disappointed Chinese food binges, and it is full of 19 highly offensive fortune cookies, meant to appall and offend even the least squeamish among us. It is important to note that Fortunes Favor the Bold is definitely Not Safe For Work. These fortune cookies will lead to offended individuals, with plenty of raunchy and offensive humor. Be ready to assume the responsibility for offended parties, and hurt feelings as these cookies are broken. Wild fortune parties will be at your fingertips with this beautifully designed gift box. Your party will go from PG to NC-17 when they open these hilarious fortunes, and the special blank cookie will help you to find the Ultimate Loser. Get laughs and enjoyment as guests open their cookies with bemused looks at first, and then possibly hilarious offendedness. Fortunes Favor the Bold are also available as custom packages, and with specialty and larger boxes for custom orders; we have an infinite supply of offending cookies, and will be glad to help offend everyone differently at your next party.
Not Safe For Work FORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies are not safe for work fortunes; They include language and descriptions that are not appropriate for anyone, but certainly not children under the age of 18
FUNNY FORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies, while offensive, are hilarious; You will be laughing as your friends and family open these wildly offensive fortunes that will be sure to shock, offend, and amuse; The perfect fortune cookie for your next party
LARGE PACKAGE OF MISFORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies could best be described as misfortunes; Many ridicule and offend, while all are designed ot get a laugh’ These cookies come in a convenient bulk 19 pack, with a bonus blank cookie, which can be used to designate the ultimate loser in your group
QUALITY GUARANTEED- This product comes with the American Heritage Industries guarantee; If you have any issues at all, we will gladly refund your order; We can also setup custom orders of offensive fortunes for your office party