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title: Gratbook You Are Loved Book, Personalized Why I Love You book, Easy Prompts to get your feelings on paper, Perfect for Mom, Wife, Sister, Boyfriend, Loved One, Quality Hardcover, 5 in x 7 in (White)

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title: The Present of Nothing - For the person who has everything, give this Funny Cleverly Designed Box of Air. Watching their Reactions as they open the Useless Gag Box is Priceless, get the Camera out!
text: Product Description Don't forget to record their reactions as they open this amazing gag gift. Cleverly disguised in a high quality jewelry box with the words "this box contains exactly what you asked for", they'll never see it coming. Great for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentines or any Special occasion you want to have a little fun at. Product Description Don't forget to record their reactions as they open this amazing gag gift. Cleverly disguised in a high quality jewelry box with the words "this box contains exactly what you asked for", they'll never see it coming. Great for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentines or any Special occasion you want to have a little fun at.

title: Why I Love You 10 Reasons Unique Keepsake and Paperweight Engraved Heart Crystal Wedding Presents for the Couple
text: Product Description Product description: This unique gift is perfect for loved ones at Birthday, Mother's Day,Father's Day and so on. Personalised to suit your requirements, Mum, Dad, Girlfeiend and the people you love. Product Description Product description: This unique gift is perfect for loved ones at Birthday, Mother's Day,Father's Day and so on. Personalised to suit your requirements, Mum, Dad, Girlfeiend and the people you love.

title: F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes Wall Art - For What It's Worth - 11x14 - Book Quotes Wall Decor Is Perfect For Classrooms, Home Offices or Libraries - Vintage Book Posters Quotes Prints are Made in the USA
text: Product Description My Studio's Story That's me (Norm Lanier) way back in 1965. I've always been a creator. I was always drawing, coloring, etc. In high school, I discovered my dad's old 35mm camera, and I was hooked. I got my degree in photography and started my creative career. I then moved my creativity to this new thing called a Macintosh computer. Others recognized my passion for creating and I worked my way up to become a Senior Graphic Designer for companies like Exxon, Compaq, and HP. As great as these companies were to work at I wasn't creating for me. With the support of my wife, I walked away from the corporate life on my 50th birthday to work for myself and I've never looked back. Today I have a team of awesome employees that help me create products in-house with the singular vision of bringing beautiful art into people's homes. Join me on the journey. Your Home Deserves Beautiful Art. Thanks Norm Lanier Owner: Lone Star Art Read more From the quirky to the beautiful, I've got your print. I have hundreds of print designs to choose from. All my prints are printed on heavy paper with vibrant fade-resistant inks. Prints come unframed so you can find the perfect frame for your decor. We create all our prints in standard sizes so they're easy to find ready-made frames here or at your local craft or department store. So go ahead, find the artistic print you've been looking for to fill that blank space on your walls. I created canvas designs to look great in any room. I use real wood stretcher bars so our products are sturdy. My canvases come ready-to-hang and are quickly shipped in a sturdy protective box. Nothing defines a room more than great-looking wall art. And we offer all our designs in multiple sizes to fit that naked spot on your wall. Looking for that perfect gift? I've got it. I've created a design from personalized garden signs for the green thumb in your life or an OMG funny sign that nails the personality of your best friend. My metal signs are printed on aluminum with epoxy inks so they'll never rust and are safe to use indoors or outdoors. Wood signs make great gifts that are perfect for walls, shelf or desks. My designs can inspire or make a friend laugh with a cheeky phrase. My team makes these here in Texas on solid wood. I'm sure I've got a sign that will put a smile on your face. Read more 

title: Blue Mountain Arts Little Keepsake Book"To My Once in a Lifetime" 4 x 3 in. Pocket-Sized Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Birthday, or"I Love You" Gift Book, by Marci & the Children of the Inner Light
text: Product Description Give a lasting gift from the heart to the one you love with this Blue Mountain Arts Little Keepsake Book. Marci along with her delightful Children of the Inner Light characters capture the joy, gratitude, and emotions one feels for the person they connect with soul to soul. The hardcover mini-book is fully illustrated and has a padded front cover. Filled with poignant reminders of the importance of a “once in a lifetime” relationship, this is a gift that will be treasured forever. Best-selling artist and writer Marci began her career by hand-painting floral designs on clothing and selling them at the local mall. Then one day in a burst of inspiration, she created her wonderful and endearing Children of the Inner Light characters, which are a reflection of the joyous inner spirit in each of us. Her heartfelt messages and distinctive black and white designs have touched the hearts and lives of people everywhere, reminding us all that real happiness can be found in our relationships. Marci’s work can be found on greeting cards, books, calendars, bookmarks, prints, and more from Blue Mountain Arts. Product Description Give a lasting gift from the heart to the one you love with this Blue Mountain Arts Little Keepsake Book. Marci along with her delightful Children of the Inner Light characters capture the joy, gratitude, and emotions one feels for the person they connect with soul to soul. The hardcover mini-book is fully illustrated and has a padded front cover. Filled with poignant reminders of the importance of a “once in a lifetime” relationship, this is a gift that will be treasured forever. Best-selling artist and writer Marci began her career by hand-painting floral designs on clothing and selling them at the local mall. Then one day in a burst of inspiration, she created her wonderful and endearing Children of the Inner Light characters, which are a reflection of the joyous inner spirit in each of us. Her heartfelt messages and distinctive black and white designs have touched the hearts and lives of people everywhere, reminding us all that real happiness can be found in our relationships. Marci’s work can be found on greeting cards, books, calendars, bookmarks, prints, and more from Blue Mountain Arts.

title: 7 Rules of Life Motivational Poster - Printed on Premium Cardstock Paper - Sized 11 x 14 Inch - Perfect Print For Bedroom or Home Office
text: Product Description Hang this wall poster where you'll see it daily to motivate & inspire you to achieve more in life! Poster Reads: 7 Rules of Life 1. Let it Go Never ruin a good day by thinking about a bad yesterday. 2. Ignore Them Don't listed to other people. Live a life that's empowering to you. 3. Give it Time Time heals everything. 4. Don't Compare The only person you should try to beat is the person you were yesterday. 5. Stay Calm It's okay not to have everything figured out. Know that in time, you'll get there. 6. It's on You Only you are in charge of your happiness. 7. Smile Life is short. Enjoy it while you have it. Product Description Hang this wall poster where you'll see it daily to motivate & inspire you to achieve more in life! Poster Reads: 7 Rules of Life 1. Let it Go Never ruin a good day by thinking about a bad yesterday. 2. Ignore Them Don't listed to other people. Live a life that's empowering to you. 3. Give it Time Time heals everything. 4. Don't Compare The only person you should try to beat is the person you were yesterday. 5. Stay Calm It's okay not to have everything figured out. Know that in time, you'll get there. 6. It's on You Only you are in charge of your happiness. 7. Smile Life is short. Enjoy it while you have it.

title: Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke.
text: Product Description If youâre not sure, then you may be dehydrated. Which of course can be cured quickly by just a pinch of dehydrated water mixed in equal parts with water! As we stated earlier, this is a 16oz can of Dehydrated Water, specially formulated by Witty Yeti for long-term stability. All you have to do is add water! We are in a small disagreement with the patent office at the moment. After our first application, they simply responded with, âlolâ which we did not appreciate. If you arenât completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back! Â JUST ADD WATER TO THIS HILARIOUS PRODUCT. Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical - we couldnât believe it wasnât available sooner! YES, THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT featuring a 16oz steel can for long-term storage. How else would you be able to store dehydrated water? GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Any of your friends into prepping, survival or camping and hiking? We guarantee they will laugh their asses off when you give them this critical element of any preparedness strategy. GREAT GAG GIFT IDEA for a Dad for Fatherâs Day, guys who love goofy presents and pranks, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor. 101-DAY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If youâre not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right! Product Description If youâre not sure, then you may be dehydrated. Which of course can be cured quickly by just a pinch of dehydrated water mixed in equal parts with water! As we stated earlier, this is a 16oz can of Dehydrated Water, specially formulated by Witty Yeti for long-term stability. All you have to do is add water! We are in a small disagreement with the patent office at the moment. After our first application, they simply responded with, âlolâ which we did not appreciate. If you arenât completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back! Â JUST ADD WATER TO THIS HILARIOUS PRODUCT. Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical - we couldnât believe it wasnât available sooner! YES, THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT featuring a 16oz steel can for long-term storage. How else would you be able to store dehydrated water? GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Any of your friends into prepping, survival or camping and hiking? We guarantee they will laugh their asses off when you give them this critical element of any preparedness strategy. GREAT GAG GIFT IDEA for a Dad for Fatherâs Day, guys who love goofy presents and pranks, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor. 101-DAY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If youâre not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!

title: I Love To Wrap Both My Hands Around It And Swallow, Funny Stemless Wine Glass, Perfect For Bachelorette Parties, Brides Gift, Humorous Gag Gift for Women
text: From the brand Previous page We are a family owned and operated business. My wife and I oversee every aspect of the business along with our 2 daughters. We believe in delivering the customer a high quality engraved glass, and to provide great service. We inspect every piece of glassware to ensure the engraved glassware is suitable for sale. We all ask ourselves “would you be happy purchasing this product?” and it keeps us grounded and focused on what we are doing. Explore our Products Visit the Store Explore Rocks glasses Shop insulated tumblers Next page Product Description Read more 

title: Not Parent Approved: A Fun Card Game and Gift for Kids 8-12, Tweens, Teens, Families and Mischief Makers – The Original, Hilarious Family Party Game
text: From the brand A card game for mischief makers. Each round, one player picks & reads a question card & everyone else answers with the funniest answer card. Our story How we got our start Our game was created to provide an attention-grabbing, easy-to-learn, and hilarious alternative to screen time for children and their families. What makes our product unique Not Parent Approved gives kids a feeling of being naughty and cool, but within (most) parental boundaries. Why we love what we do To see the joy of laughter during family time, have face-to-face engagement, and see our kid’s eyeballs again! Product Description A Hilarious Game that Brings Families Back Together How to Play Not Parent Approved DRAW Each player draws seven red answer cards. BURP AND PLAY It’s time for the burp-off! The winner becomes the Burp Boss - who draws the first blue question card. CHOOSE & SLIDE Choose and slide your craziest red card to the Burp Boss, face-down. READ AND WIN! The wackiest card wins! The Burp Boss reads each answer and chooses a winner - and it’s on to the next round... See this Award-Winning Game in Action! This kind of game will stretch your mind, and your social skills, in unusual directions. - The Wall Street Journal Not only is Not Parent Approved fun to play, but it's simple. It's a hit in our house! - The Today Show Consider it your secret weapon against reluctant readers. One tester said it improved her daughter's reading skills! - Scholastic Gold Star Toy Award The perfect, age-appropriate game that will send your tween into giggle fits. - Real Simple 

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title: Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty for Kids - DIY Special Effects Putty Kit (6 Putties Included)- Glow-In-The-Dark, Sparkle, Heat-Sensitive - Includes Colored Pencils and Instructional Mat - Never Dries Out
text: From the brand Crazy Aaron's. Thinking Putty High-quality putty made by hand outside Philadelphia, PA. Previous page Crazy Aaron’s has been making creative, innovative products that inspire curiosity and delight our customers since 1998. It started when Crazy Aaron (yes, he’s a real person!) imagined a more amazing version of traditional putty, which was almost half a century old at the time. Using the latest advances in science and engineering, he created Thinking Putty. Meet Crazy Aaron The creative force behind Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty continues to innovate with imaginative products that bring joy and wonder. Inspiring Curiosity Since 1998 Crazy Aaron’s has been making creative, innovative products that inspire curiosity and delight our customers since 1998. Safe & Appropriate for Ages 3+ We are proud that all of our products comply with global toy safety standards. Manufactured in the USA Genuine Thinking Putty is produced in our own factory just outside of Philadelphia in Norristown, PA. Made with Exceptional People Crazy Aaron’s has worked with the special needs community to support the production of our products since 2003. Next page Product Description About Crazy Aaron’s An innovator and world leader in the next generation of creative play, Crazy Aaron’s has been making genuine Thinking Putty creations that bring joy and wonder to kids and adults of all ages for 20 years. Made right here in the USA, these highly crafted works of art are created from Crazy Aaron’s very own secret formulas that transform amazing natural phenomena into well-designed products that are cool, collectible, and tons of fun. Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty has inspired people around the world to think their best thoughts and has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning, The TODAY Show, Hallmark Channel’s Home & Family, iHeartRadio, and other media outlets. About Thinking Putty Genuine Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty is safe, nontoxic, and will never dry out. Stretchable, sculptable, bounceable fun for everyone ages 3 and up, it’s available in over 50 varieties including limited editions, seasonal and holiday colors, and DIY kits. Play with Thinking Putty at home, school, work, in the car… anywhere! With no batteries required and no instructions needed, your own creativity is free to flow. Great for stress relief, mindfulness, and good old-fashioned fun, Thinking Putty is the best in the world—accept no imitations. Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty, Mixed by Me Thinking Putty Kit, Glow in the Dark Create your own custom-colored Thinking Putty with a Mixed by Me Kit. Made in USA!! Each kit includes five tins of clear putty, three concentrated color putties, three special effect putties, and an instructional mat Great for ages 8 years old and up. You can even use the included colored pencils to decorate your tins to match. Read more About Our Manufacturing Crazy Aaron’s is a vertically-integrated manufacturer. We do all the manufacturing ourselves in the USA, not overseas, so we know everything that goes into our putty. And we know everything that comes out, which is why you can always trust the safety and quality of Genuine Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty. Since its inception, Crazy Aaron’s has been making Thinking Putty with the help of exceptional individuals challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities. They work as a team to develop vocational skills and economic self-sufficiency. Read more Read more New Colors! New colors include Surf Shack (pictured) neon yellow with colorful speckles, and to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, Lunar Landing sprinkled with real moon rock! Flamingos and Sloths and Unicorns, Oh My! Watch Flamingo Feathers Hypercolor change from bright coral to tropical pink just with the heat of your hands! Feel the Smiling Sloth 's sparkles, watch the Enchanting Unicor n and Wizard Wand glow in the dark! Or use the glow charger to see an Infinite Nebula in your own hands! SCENTSory - New Size, New Smell! 6 New SCENTSory colors you can actually smell! With Chocolatta, Pizzarazzi, Orangesicle, Snackerjack, Scoopberry, and Gumballer there's a scent for everyone! New Size! The collectible 2.75" size sits somewhere between our classic Mini & full sized Thinking Putty tins, making them great on the go! Enjoy the classics! You can still enjoy the classics like Liquid Glass (pictured) Super Scarab, Emerald Sky, and Twilight Or magnetic putty like Strange Attractor ! Read more Liquid Glass Flamingo Feathers Mixed by Me Holographic Kit Enchanting Unicorn SCENTSory Gumballer Surf Shack 

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title: Knock Knock What I Love about Mom Fill in the Love Book Fill-in-the-Blank Gift Journal, 4.5 x 3.25-inches
text: Product Description This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again. Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose! Words—to your mother Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all ages Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages Product Description This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again. Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose! Words—to your mother Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all ages Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pagesFrom the manufacturer Fill in the Love Again. And again. Read more What's Your Fill in the Love Story? Share what made one of our Fill in the Love journals so special to you in a customer review, and help spread the love worldwide. Read more Make it as sappy, sassy, or silly as you choose. We put the fun in functional. We are Knock Knock, independent makers of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with Knock Knock stuff. Need Fill-in Ideas? A few fill-in pointers to craft the perfect What I Love about Mom gift book: 1. If you're not a poet, or even a good speller, don't sweat it! Just be detailed and real. It'll be the best Mother's Day gift (or any day gift!) she'll ever receive. 2. Seemingly banal choices can be surprisingly effective. ('I love your nose'). 3. Write out your fill-ins on a separate piece of paper first. It's less pressure. 4. If you're stuck, cross out and rewrite the prompts to make them work for you. Don't overthink it Don't judge Just relax She is going to love it Read more  

title: Knock Knock Why You're So Awesome Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book Gift Journal, 4.5 x 3.25-inches
text: Product Description This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of awesomeness about a friend, sibling, or significant other. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift an awesome type will read again and again! Make it as fun, funny, or far-out as you choose! If you are wondering how to cheer someone up, the answer's right here. Look no further for boyfriend gift ideas—this will please even the pickiest of paramours. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages / 50 prompts. Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with Knock Knock stuff. Product Description This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of awesomeness about a friend, sibling, or significant other. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift an awesome type will read again and again! Make it as fun, funny, or far-out as you choose! If you are wondering how to cheer someone up, the answer's right here. Look no further for boyfriend gift ideas—this will please even the pickiest of paramours. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages / 50 prompts. Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with Knock Knock stuff.

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