Query: fart pads for underwear

title: Little Blue House by Hatley Men's Joke Boxers
text: Product Description These boxers make a great gift for your loved ones! their awesome prints and designs give great character to reflect those wearing them Product Description These boxers make a great gift for your loved ones! their awesome prints and designs give great character to reflect those wearing themFrom the manufacturer About Us HATLEY HERITAGE Our Heritage collection was created to provide the perfect wardrobe for weekends spent surrounded by nature . Iconic flannel, sweaters and light duty outerwear compliment the basic pieces that make up the collection. The Heritage collection comprises hand-me-down quality clothing that will last for several years. Over time they retain the lingering smell of campfire and raked leaves. When you put them on you instinctively relax into quality moments spent with friends and family. Read more Read more 

title: Green Piece Activated Charcoal Original Gas Guard Filter and Deodorizer - Deluxe Combination – Pack of 10 – Fart Neutralizer Pads - 6’’x3’’(2), 3’’x3’’(4), 2’’x3’’(4)
text: Product Description Green Piece brings you an innovative solution for the ever-embarrassing problem of foul-smelling farts. Our activated charcoal fabric with flatulence remedy in odor absorbency will keep yourself free from the tension while working at the office or social gathering with friends. You can safety pin them onto the inside of your underwear or pants for a secure fit. Read more Read more Read more 

title: Green Piece The Original Gas Guard - 6 All-Natural Reusable Gas Odor Deodorizing Filter | Activated Charcoal Fart Neutralizing Pads, 3” x 3” (6) Safety Pins Included
text: Product Description Green Piece brings you an innovative solution for the ever-embarrassing problem of foul-smelling farts. Our activated charcoal fabric with flatulence remedy in odor absorbency will keep yourself free from the tension while working at the office or social gathering with friends. You can safety pin them onto the inside of your underwear or pants for a secure fit. Read more Read more Read more 

title: NATRATOUCH ~ COMPOSTABLE ~ Natural Bamboo Charcoal Regular Pads
text: Product Description NatraTouch's Mission is to provide products that don't degrade consumer health. NatraTouch Pad and Pantiliner are high quality sanitary napkin made from Bamboo. NatraTouch can be safely used by people with sensitive skin and allergies to chemical ingredient. Product Description NatraTouch's Mission is to provide products that don't degrade consumer health. NatraTouch Pad and Pantiliner are high quality sanitary napkin made from Bamboo. NatraTouch can be safely used by people with sensitive skin and allergies to chemical ingredient.

title: Amazon Brand - Solimo Incontinence Guards for Men, Maximum Absorbency, 104 Count, 2 Packs of 52
text: Product Description Solimo Incontinence Guard for Men with Dri-Fit helps to control moisture and temperature to help your skin stay dry, comfortable and healthy. With maximum absorbency for protection and a contour shape for an excellent fit. Breathable moisture barrier allows air, heat, and humidity to escape which allows the skin to breathe. Product Description Solimo Incontinence Guard for Men with Dri-Fit helps to control moisture and temperature to help your skin stay dry, comfortable and healthy. With maximum absorbency for protection and a contour shape for an excellent fit. Breathable moisture barrier allows air, heat, and humidity to escape which allows the skin to breathe.From the manufacturer Find What Fits Your Needs Men's Guards Men's Protective Underwear Unisex Protective Underwear Length/Size One size fits most Length/Size S/M, L, XL, XXL Length/Size S/M, L, XL Usage Type Light leaks Usage Type Larger leak protection Usage Type Overnight protection Benefit Contour shape designed for men Benefit Cotton-enhanced Dri-Fit Benefit Up to 10hrs of leak protection 

title: Gears Out Fart Catchers – 5 Pack – Funny Gag Gifts for Men – Silly Gifts – Biohazard Bags – Gifts for Teens – Silly Stocking Stuffers - Funny Butt Gifts
text: Product Description We all have those friends who can’t help but pass gas. They eat one wrong thing, and they’re ripping ‘em like a smelly chainsaw. They’ll love Fart Catchers, because the biohazard bags will give them peace of mind. You’ll love them, because you won’t have to suffer the fumes all night. Get some for all your friends, family members, coworkers and, most importantly, significant other. Everyone has control issues every now and then. Two words: Taco Tuesday. Product Description We all have those friends who can’t help but pass gas. They eat one wrong thing, and they’re ripping ‘em like a smelly chainsaw. They’ll love Fart Catchers, because the biohazard bags will give them peace of mind. You’ll love them, because you won’t have to suffer the fumes all night. Get some for all your friends, family members, coworkers and, most importantly, significant other. Everyone has control issues every now and then. Two words: Taco Tuesday.

title: Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable (30 Day Supply)
text: Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants or panties. No longer do you have to take Beano or Gasx or Innermint to curb your stomach gas or passing gas. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems forever. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source. Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants or panties. No longer do you have to take Beano or Gasx or Innermint to curb your stomach gas or passing gas. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems forever. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source.

title: Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)
text: Product Description הוציאו את החלק הרע מהפלוץ עם רפידות נפיחות של ישבן עדין. שילבנו פחמן פעיל, בד ודבק כדי ליצור את רפידת הפליצים היעילה ביותר בשוק. כל חבילה של 5 רפידות נפיחות מעודנות בישבן מסננות ביעילות את הריח הנגרם על ידי גזים. פשוט הדביקו אחד במקום הנכון ואתם מוכנים לבישול צ'ילי או למזנון הודי כל-יכול. לתת ישבן עדין כמילוי גרב זה רעיון נהדר עבור בן זוג, חבר או עמית לעבודה עם פלוצים מסריחים. כל מסנן מרובע בגודל 8.5 ס"מ עשוי מפחם רך ומכוסה בבד פעיל אנטי מיקרוביאלי ויש לו שטח פנים רחב לריחות רעים שיידבקו ולהינטרל. שתי רצועות דבק ממוקמות אסטרטגית כך שאתה יודע איזה צד מתחבר לתחתונים. ובעובי של כ-0.6 ס"מ, לעולם לא תדעו שזה שם אבל תוכלו לדעת שזה עובד לפי מה שאתם לא מריחים. שימוש בישבן עדין זה קל: קלפו את הדבק והדביקו את הישבן העדין על החלק הפנימי של התחתונים או המכנסיים שלכם, בדיוק לאן שאתם חושבים שהוא הולך. לכו על זה. תן 'er לקרוע. שיהיה לך. גזרה רפויה. לשבור את הרוח. הגז אותו. אבל זכרו שהוא מנטרל רק את מה שעובר דרכם, אז אל תתנו לאף לעקוף את הישבן העדין. כשתסיימו ללבוש את הישבן העדין, הסירו והשליכו אותו אם עקבות דבק נשארים, השתמשו במטלית לחה להסרה. מכיל: 5 חסדי חיסכון. צבע: שחור פחם. חומר: בד רך מכוסה פחמן פעיל אנטי מיקרוביאלי. מידות: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 אינץ' (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 ס"מ). לשימוש חוזר מיוצר בבריטניה ובארה"ב. (גרסה חד פעמית זמינה גם כן 用微妙臀部臀部垫将坏处从屁中取出来。 我们结合活性炭、面料和粘合剂,打造市场上最有效的宠物垫。 每包 5 个微妙的臀部屁垫可有效过滤扁平引起的异味。 只需将其中一个粘贴在正确的位置,您就可以准备好烹饪辣椒或自助餐了。 给微妙臀部作为圣诞袜填充物，对于你的配偶、男朋友或有臭屁的同事来说是一个很棒的主意。 每个3.25英寸(8.5厘米)方形过滤器由柔软的织物覆盖的抗菌活性炭制成,表面积很广,可吸附并消除异味。 精心放置两条胶带,所以您可以知道哪一侧附着在内衣上。 厚度约为 1/16 英寸(约 0.6 厘米),您永远不会知道它的存在,但您可以通过您没有异味来分辨它的效果。 微妙臀部使用简单: 撕下粘合剂并将微妙的臀部粘贴在内裤或裤子内侧,正是您认为它的位置。 去吧。 让我们撕裂。 试试看。 宽松剪裁。 防风。 充气。 但请记住,它只会中和穿过它的部分,所以不要让任何一个人四处走动。 用完后,如果残留粘性,请将其取下并丢弃,用湿布擦拭。 包含5个省钱的格调。 颜色:炭黑色 材质:柔软的织物覆盖抗菌活性炭。 尺寸:8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 厘米。 英国制造。 (也提供一次性版本 用 Subtle Butt 屁墊,把壞的部分從屁中脫穎而出。 我們將活性碳、布料與黏著劑結合在一起,創造出市面上最有效的屁墊。 每包 5 個 Subtle Butt 屁墊可有效過濾脹氣引起的異味。 只需將一個放在正確的地方,您就可以準備了辣椒烹飪或無限暢飲的印度自助餐。 將 Subtle Butt 當作襪子填充物,是您的配偶、男朋友或同事有臭屁的最佳選擇。 每個 3.25 英吋(8.5 公分)方形過濾器均採用柔軟的織物覆蓋抗菌活性碳製成,面積廣,可吸附異味,使其能夠吸附並加以中和。 策略性地放置兩條膠帶,讓您知道哪一面連接到內衣上。 厚度約為 0.16 公分,您永遠不會知道它的存在,但您可以說它正根據您沒有的氣味使用。 使用Subtle Butt很簡單: 撕下黏合劑,將 Subtle Butt 貼到內褲或褲子內側,完全符合您的想像。 去吧。 讓'er rip。 快來試試吧。 剪裁寬鬆。 防風。 加油。 但請記住,它只會中和經過的東西,所以不要讓任何東西繞過 Subtle Butt。 當您使用 Subtle Butts時,如果有黏性痕跡,請將其移除並丟棄,請使用濕布擦拭。 包含:5 種節能禮節。 顏色:炭黑色。 材質:柔軟的布料覆蓋抗菌活性碳。 尺寸:3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 英吋 (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 公分)。 可重複使用,英國和美國製造。 (也提供拋棄式版本) Subtle Butt 방귀 패드로 방귀에서 나쁜 부분을 제거하세요. 활성탄, 원단 및 접착제를 결합하여 시장에서 가장 효과적인 방귀 패드를 만들었습니다. 5개의 은은한 엉덩이 방귀 패드 팩은 자만심으로 인한 냄새를 효과적으로 걸러냅니다. 올바른 위치에 붙이기만 하면 칠리 요리 또는 먹을 수 있는 인도 뷔페를 준비할 수 있습니다. 은은한 엉덩이를 스타킹 스터퍼로 주는 것은 배우자, 남자 친구 또는 냄새 나는 방귀를 가진 동료에게 훌륭한 아이디어입니다. 각 8.5cm(3.25인치) 정사각형 필터는 부드러운 원단으로 덮인 항균 활성탄으로 만들어졌으며 나쁜 냄새가 달라지고 중화될 수 있는 넓은 표면적을 가지고 있습니다. 두 개의 접착 스트립이 전략적으로 배치되어 어떤 면이 속옷에 부착되는지 알 수 있습니다. 그리고 약 0.1cm(1/16인치) 두께로, 거기에 있다는 것을 알 수 있지만, 냄새가 나지 않는 것에 의해 작용한다는 것을 알 수 있습니다. 은은한 엉덩이를 사용하는 것은 쉽습니다: 접착제를 벗겨내고 속옷이나 바지 안쪽에 은은한 엉덩이를 붙이세요. 구매하세요. 찢어 보세요. 가지고 있습니다. 루즈 컷. 바람을 막아줍니다. 가스를 공급하세요. 하지만 통과하는 것만 중화하므로 미묘한 엉덩이 주위에 닿지 않도록 하십시오. Subtle Butt를 마친 후 접착 흔적이 남아있는 경우 제거하고 버리고, 젖은 천을 사용하여 제거하십시오. 포함 사항: 5개의 저장 우아함. 색상: 차콜 블랙. 소재: 부드러운 원단으로 덮인 항균 활성탄. 치수: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 인치 (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm). 영국과 미국에서 재사용 가능. (일회용 버전도 있습니다. Product Description הוציאו את החלק הרע מהפלוץ עם רפידות נפיחות של ישבן עדין. שילבנו פחמן פעיל, בד ודבק כדי ליצור את רפידת הפליצים היעילה ביותר בשוק. כל חבילה של 5 רפידות נפיחות מעודנות בישבן מסננות ביעילות את הריח הנגרם על ידי גזים. פשוט הדביקו אחד במקום הנכון ואתם מוכנים לבישול צ'ילי או למזנון הודי כל-יכול. לתת ישבן עדין כמילוי גרב זה רעיון נהדר עבור בן זוג, חבר או עמית לעבודה עם פלוצים מסריחים. כל מסנן מרובע בגודל 8.5 ס"מ עשוי מפחם רך ומכוסה בבד פעיל אנטי מיקרוביאלי ויש לו שטח פנים רחב לריחות רעים שיידבקו ולהינטרל. שתי רצועות דבק ממוקמות אסטרטגית כך שאתה יודע איזה צד מתחבר לתחתונים. ובעובי של כ-0.6 ס"מ, לעולם לא תדעו שזה שם אבל תוכלו לדעת שזה עובד לפי מה שאתם לא מריחים. שימוש בישבן עדין זה קל: קלפו את הדבק והדביקו את הישבן העדין על החלק הפנימי של התחתונים או המכנסיים שלכם, בדיוק לאן שאתם חושבים שהוא הולך. לכו על זה. תן 'er לקרוע. שיהיה לך. גזרה רפויה. לשבור את הרוח. הגז אותו. אבל זכרו שהוא מנטרל רק את מה שעובר דרכם, אז אל תתנו לאף לעקוף את הישבן העדין. כשתסיימו ללבוש את הישבן העדין, הסירו והשליכו אותו אם עקבות דבק נשארים, השתמשו במטלית לחה להסרה. מכיל: 5 חסדי חיסכון. צבע: שחור פחם. חומר: בד רך מכוסה פחמן פעיל אנטי מיקרוביאלי. מידות: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 אינץ' (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 ס"מ). לשימוש חוזר מיוצר בבריטניה ובארה"ב. (גרסה חד פעמית זמינה גם כן 用微妙臀部臀部垫将坏处从屁中取出来。 我们结合活性炭、面料和粘合剂,打造市场上最有效的宠物垫。 每包 5 个微妙的臀部屁垫可有效过滤扁平引起的异味。 只需将其中一个粘贴在正确的位置,您就可以准备好烹饪辣椒或自助餐了。 给微妙臀部作为圣诞袜填充物，对于你的配偶、男朋友或有臭屁的同事来说是一个很棒的主意。 每个3.25英寸(8.5厘米)方形过滤器由柔软的织物覆盖的抗菌活性炭制成,表面积很广,可吸附并消除异味。 精心放置两条胶带,所以您可以知道哪一侧附着在内衣上。 厚度约为 1/16 英寸(约 0.6 厘米),您永远不会知道它的存在,但您可以通过您没有异味来分辨它的效果。 微妙臀部使用简单: 撕下粘合剂并将微妙的臀部粘贴在内裤或裤子内侧,正是您认为它的位置。 去吧。 让我们撕裂。 试试看。 宽松剪裁。 防风。 充气。 但请记住,它只会中和穿过它的部分,所以不要让任何一个人四处走动。 用完后,如果残留粘性,请将其取下并丢弃,用湿布擦拭。 包含5个省钱的格调。 颜色:炭黑色 材质:柔软的织物覆盖抗菌活性炭。 尺寸:8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 厘米。 英国制造。 (也提供一次性版本 用 Subtle Butt 屁墊,把壞的部分從屁中脫穎而出。 我們將活性碳、布料與黏著劑結合在一起,創造出市面上最有效的屁墊。 每包 5 個 Subtle Butt 屁墊可有效過濾脹氣引起的異味。 只需將一個放在正確的地方,您就可以準備了辣椒烹飪或無限暢飲的印度自助餐。 將 Subtle Butt 當作襪子填充物,是您的配偶、男朋友或同事有臭屁的最佳選擇。 每個 3.25 英吋(8.5 公分)方形過濾器均採用柔軟的織物覆蓋抗菌活性碳製成,面積廣,可吸附異味,使其能夠吸附並加以中和。 策略性地放置兩條膠帶,讓您知道哪一面連接到內衣上。 厚度約為 0.16 公分,您永遠不會知道它的存在,但您可以說它正根據您沒有的氣味使用。 使用Subtle Butt很簡單: 撕下黏合劑,將 Subtle Butt 貼到內褲或褲子內側,完全符合您的想像。 去吧。 讓'er rip。 快來試試吧。 剪裁寬鬆。 防風。 加油。 但請記住,它只會中和經過的東西,所以不要讓任何東西繞過 Subtle Butt。 當您使用 Subtle Butts時,如果有黏性痕跡,請將其移除並丟棄,請使用濕布擦拭。 包含:5 種節能禮節。 顏色:炭黑色。 材質:柔軟的布料覆蓋抗菌活性碳。 尺寸:3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 英吋 (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 公分)。 可重複使用,英國和美國製造。 (也提供拋棄式版本) Subtle Butt 방귀 패드로 방귀에서 나쁜 부분을 제거하세요. 활성탄, 원단 및 접착제를 결합하여 시장에서 가장 효과적인 방귀 패드를 만들었습니다. 5개의 은은한 엉덩이 방귀 패드 팩은 자만심으로 인한 냄새를 효과적으로 걸러냅니다. 올바른 위치에 붙이기만 하면 칠리 요리 또는 먹을 수 있는 인도 뷔페를 준비할 수 있습니다. 은은한 엉덩이를 스타킹 스터퍼로 주는 것은 배우자, 남자 친구 또는 냄새 나는 방귀를 가진 동료에게 훌륭한 아이디어입니다. 각 8.5cm(3.25인치) 정사각형 필터는 부드러운 원단으로 덮인 항균 활성탄으로 만들어졌으며 나쁜 냄새가 달라지고 중화될 수 있는 넓은 표면적을 가지고 있습니다. 두 개의 접착 스트립이 전략적으로 배치되어 어떤 면이 속옷에 부착되는지 알 수 있습니다. 그리고 약 0.1cm(1/16인치) 두께로, 거기에 있다는 것을 알 수 있지만, 냄새가 나지 않는 것에 의해 작용한다는 것을 알 수 있습니다. 은은한 엉덩이를 사용하는 것은 쉽습니다: 접착제를 벗겨내고 속옷이나 바지 안쪽에 은은한 엉덩이를 붙이세요. 구매하세요. 찢어 보세요. 가지고 있습니다. 루즈 컷. 바람을 막아줍니다. 가스를 공급하세요. 하지만 통과하는 것만 중화하므로 미묘한 엉덩이 주위에 닿지 않도록 하십시오. Subtle Butt를 마친 후 접착 흔적이 남아있는 경우 제거하고 버리고, 젖은 천을 사용하여 제거하십시오. 포함 사항: 5개의 저장 우아함. 색상: 차콜 블랙. 소재: 부드러운 원단으로 덮인 항균 활성탄. 치수: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 인치 (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm). 영국과 미국에서 재사용 가능. (일회용 버전도 있습니다.From the manufacturer The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Fashion First Aid Women's Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers 5 Pieces Set Using Subtle Butt is easy: 1) Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes. 2) Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt. 3) When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal. 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title: Flatulence Deodorizer - Premium Long Lasting intestinal Gas Carbon Filtering Panty Liner pad
text: Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - PREMIUM is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is washable and reusable. You can get several weeks use out of a single pad, depending on usage. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the stomach gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or breaking wind. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, AIDS, HIV, or gastric bypass surgery will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems. Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - PREMIUM is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is washable and reusable. You can get several weeks use out of a single pad, depending on usage. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the stomach gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or breaking wind. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, AIDS, HIV, or gastric bypass surgery will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems.

title: Flatulence Deodorizer - Reusable (5 Pack)

title: Underwear Flatulence Pads Charcoal Filters Deodorizer for Gas no More Embarrassment This is The Solution You've Been Waiting for (Single pad)
text: Product Description Flat-D introduces the flatulence remedy that you have been looking for, the Flatulence Deodorizer - Reusable Pad. A safe, effective product that eliminates the foul odor caused when you fart or pass gas. Each Flat-D pad comes with 10 pieces of double-sided tape along with precise instructions on how to use this product. The 7" long x 5" wide pad fits comfortable inside panties or undies because it is very thin. ADVANCED CHARCOAL ACTIVATED TECHNOLOGY The activated charcoal fabric is the latest technology in odor absorbency. It has the carbon embedded in the material. Then when the textile is formed, it is in every part of the structure. How It Works: The activated carbon technology found in the fart absorbing pad traps the odors in its pores- much like a sponge, and locks the scent within the pores where the smell is neutralized. Read more PREVENT EMBARRASSMENT AT WORK Are you struggling to keep your gasses unnoticed at work? Is flatulence affecting you daily? We understand that this is a real issue and that is why we created the ultimate solution! Try the flatulence pad for immediate results. WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER Are you embarrassed from passing gas next to your segnificant other? Let us help! Try the flatulence pad for comfortable wear- so thin it is not a big deal! OUT WITH FRIENDS Are you dreading meetings with friends or joining social gatherings from the awkwardness of farting in public? Try the flatulence pad, the discreet solution that can help you get through any event with ease. Read more Why You should Purchase the Flat-D ??? For those who are tired of taking products such as Gas-X or Beano to eliminate the stomach gas which causes flatulence, then the Flatulence Deodorizer is the answer for you. This odor-absorbing pad provides protection where you need it. If you are suffering from the embarrassment of having nasty flatulence odors that cause you to stress, then you need to purchase the Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer. This physician recommended pad instantly neutralizes the odors when you pass gas and provides a little peace of mind. 

title: Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers: 5 Activated Carbon Charcoal Fart Pads (April Fools Gag Gift)
text: Product Description SBDs? Cut the cheese? Breaking wind? The Solution is Subtle Butt: reusable gas neutralizers. Read more Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers (5 Activated Carbon Filters) Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his altitooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads.We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great gift idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25" (8.5 cm) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16" thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell. Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbonMeasures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16" (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)Reusable made in the UK & USA. (Disposable version also available) ODOR FILTER: Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin & self-adhesive GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal REUSABLE: Up to 6 months Read more Using Subtle Butt is easy: 1) Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes. 2) Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt. 3) When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal. Read more Read more 

title: Shreddies USA Flatulence Filtering Men's Support Boxers
text: Product Description The support boxer is our most effective flatulence filtering underwear garment. Our support boxer maximizes flatulence filtration and enhances the profile of the package area. Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odors. Due to its highly porous nature, the odor vapors become trapped and neutralized by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the Shreddies. Do not use fabric softener when washing Shreddies. Product Description The support boxer is our most effective flatulence filtering underwear garment. Our support boxer maximizes flatulence filtration and enhances the profile of the package area. Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odors. Due to its highly porous nature, the odor vapors become trapped and neutralized by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the Shreddies. Do not use fabric softener when washing Shreddies.

title: Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable Pads to Absorb Gas Odor for Underpants and Panties
text: Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants or panties. No longer do you have to take Beano or Gasx or Innermint to curb your stomach gas or passing gas. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems forever. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source. Product Description The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it thin and comfortable inside the underpants. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants or panties. No longer do you have to take Beano or Gasx or Innermint to curb your stomach gas or passing gas. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas problems forever. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source.

title: Flatulence Absorbing Chair Pad, place it on your chair to remove gas odor
text: Product Description The Flat-D Chair Pad is a thin White activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. Many users get several months of use out of it. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulence odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion output. Many people get months of use out of the Chair Pad. Product Description The Flat-D Chair Pad is a thin White activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. Many users get several months of use out of it. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulence odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion output. Many people get months of use out of the Chair Pad.