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title: Major Payne / Sgt. Bilko / McHale's Navy (1997) 3-Movie Laugh Pack [DVD]
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title: Auf Kriegsfuß mit Major Payne [Alemania] [DVD]
text: Descripción del producto Er kämpfte im Irak, in Panama und in Kuwait. Er war in der Hölle und kam zurück. Daß er einmal auf einen Gegner treffen würde, dem er nicht gewachsen ist, hätte er wohl kaum für möglich gehalten. Doch jetzt nach unzähligen Auszeichnungen steht Major Benson Winifred Payne vor der größten Herausforderung seines Lebens: der Ausbildung von halbwüchsigen Kadetten der Madison Academy - und diese Gegner fordern die ganze Bandbreite seines Könnens... Bonusmaterial: Russisches Voiceover in DD 2.0 Surround; Descripción del producto Er kämpfte im Irak, in Panama und in Kuwait. Er war in der Hölle und kam zurück. Daß er einmal auf einen Gegner treffen würde, dem er nicht gewachsen ist, hätte er wohl kaum für möglich gehalten. Doch jetzt nach unzähligen Auszeichnungen steht Major Benson Winifred Payne vor der größten Herausforderung seines Lebens: der Ausbildung von halbwüchsigen Kadetten der Madison Academy - und diese Gegner fordern die ganze Bandbreite seines Könnens... Bonusmaterial: Russisches Voiceover in DD 2.0 Surround;

title: Family Comedy Pack Quadruple Feature (Kindergarten Cop / Problem Child / Kicking and Screaming / Major Payne)
text: Product Description Product Description Amazon.com Kindergarten Cop Arnold Schwarzenegger made a successful transition to comedy with this 1990 box-office hit directed by Ivan Reitman. Arnold plays an undercover cop whose attempt to locate a little boy and his mother leads him to a small-town kindergarten class, where he poses as a teacher while continuing his investigation. He's also trying to catch a vicious drug dealer (Richard Tyson), whose ex-wife and son are the pair that Arnold's trying to rescue from impending danger. The scenes featuring Arnold and a classroom full of kindergartners are a real hoot, and Pamela Reed offers enjoyable support as Schwarzenegger's police partner, while Penelope Ann Miller (as another teacher) provides a low-key romantic interest and Carroll Baker steals her scenes as the villain's domineering mother. These familiar elements combine to make this a surprisingly lively and entertaining comedy-thriller, but parents are advised to heed the PG-13 rating: there are a lot of funny kids in the movie, but it's still a police thriller, with a violent climax that's not suitable for young viewers. -- Jeff Shannon Kicking and Screaming Will Ferrell is at his full, frenzied power as Phil Weston, a married, uncoordinated would-be sportsman with an uncoordinated would-be sportsman son--and an unresolved relationship with his coach father, Buck (Robert Duvall), who has very little tolerance for the uncoordinated. When Buck trades his own grandson to a real loser of a little league soccer team, Phil naturally takes over underdog coaching duties and the two men butt heads. You could easily, and perhaps rightfully, dismiss all of this as a dumb, demented Meatballs or Bad News Bears rip-off, but it's pleasantly dumb and sometimes hysterically demented: Encouraged by his neighbor, ex-Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka (yes, playing himself), Phil stops his vitamin regimen and becomes wildly addicted to regular doses of caffeine, which turns him into a monster of a team leader. In addition to Ferrell, Duvall does a doozy of a comic riff on his Great Santini role, and even Ditka is unexpectedly funny. It's a formula film with just enough far-out notions to keep you chuckling. -- Steve Wiecking Major Payne Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. It's a totally formulaic comedy about a bunch of misfit kids who turn into a crack squad of skillfully disciplined ROTC cadets, but Damon Wayans is spot-on hilarious in the title role as the hardened military bulldog who whips the little slackers into shape. Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition (their marching rap is good for a solid laugh), and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. -- Jeff Shannon Product Description Product Description Amazon.com Kindergarten Cop Arnold Schwarzenegger made a successful transition to comedy with this 1990 box-office hit directed by Ivan Reitman. Arnold plays an undercover cop whose attempt to locate a little boy and his mother leads him to a small-town kindergarten class, where he poses as a teacher while continuing his investigation. He's also trying to catch a vicious drug dealer (Richard Tyson), whose ex-wife and son are the pair that Arnold's trying to rescue from impending danger. The scenes featuring Arnold and a classroom full of kindergartners are a real hoot, and Pamela Reed offers enjoyable support as Schwarzenegger's police partner, while Penelope Ann Miller (as another teacher) provides a low-key romantic interest and Carroll Baker steals her scenes as the villain's domineering mother. These familiar elements combine to make this a surprisingly lively and entertaining comedy-thriller, but parents are advised to heed the PG-13 rating: there are a lot of funny kids in the movie, but it's still a police thriller, with a violent climax that's not suitable for young viewers. -- Jeff Shannon Kicking and Screaming Will Ferrell is at his full, frenzied power as Phil Weston, a married, uncoordinated would-be sportsman with an uncoordinated would-be sportsman son--and an unresolved relationship with his coach father, Buck (Robert Duvall), who has very little tolerance for the uncoordinated. When Buck trades his own grandson to a real loser of a little league soccer team, Phil naturally takes over underdog coaching duties and the two men butt heads. You could easily, and perhaps rightfully, dismiss all of this as a dumb, demented Meatballs or Bad News Bears rip-off, but it's pleasantly dumb and sometimes hysterically demented: Encouraged by his neighbor, ex-Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka (yes, playing himself), Phil stops his vitamin regimen and becomes wildly addicted to regular doses of caffeine, which turns him into a monster of a team leader. In addition to Ferrell, Duvall does a doozy of a comic riff on his Great Santini role, and even Ditka is unexpectedly funny. It's a formula film with just enough far-out notions to keep you chuckling. -- Steve Wiecking Major Payne Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. It's a totally formulaic comedy about a bunch of misfit kids who turn into a crack squad of skillfully disciplined ROTC cadets, but Damon Wayans is spot-on hilarious in the title role as the hardened military bulldog who whips the little slackers into shape. Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition (their marching rap is good for a solid laugh), and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. -- Jeff ShannonFrom the manufacturer About Us Universal Pictures is an American film studio, owned by Comcast through its wholly owned subsidiary NBCUniversal, and is one of Hollywood's "Big Six" film studios. Its production studios are at 100 Universal City Plaza Drive in Universal City, California. Distribution and other corporate offices are in New York City. 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title: Major Payne / Sgt. Bilko (Double Feature)
text: Product Description Major Payne Unemployed Marine Corps killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans), unable to cope with civilian life, is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until school counselor Emily Walburn (Karyn Parsons) joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayne and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times) Sgt. Bilko Steve Martin stars with Dan Aykroyd and Phil Harman in an outrageous comedy from producer Brain Grazer. Martin is the inexplicable, incorrigible and invincible Sgt. Ernie Bilko, leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist for battle, he passes on this legacy of get tough, however, when the base is threatened with a shutdown, and a by-the-book adversary, Major Thorn (Hartman), is intent on taking Bilko's reputation down with it. Now all bets are on Bilko to drum up his biggest scheme yet to save Fort Baxter…and clear his name! Bonus Content: Disc 1 - Major Payne: Cast and Filmmakers Production Notes Theatrical Trailer Disc 1 - Sgt. Bilko: Cast and Filmmakers Production Notes Theatrical Trailer Product Description Major Payne Unemployed Marine Corps killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans), unable to cope with civilian life, is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until school counselor Emily Walburn (Karyn Parsons) joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayne and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times) Sgt. Bilko Steve Martin stars with Dan Aykroyd and Phil Harman in an outrageous comedy from producer Brain Grazer. Martin is the inexplicable, incorrigible and invincible Sgt. Ernie Bilko, leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist for battle, he passes on this legacy of get tough, however, when the base is threatened with a shutdown, and a by-the-book adversary, Major Thorn (Hartman), is intent on taking Bilko's reputation down with it. Now all bets are on Bilko to drum up his biggest scheme yet to save Fort Baxter…and clear his name! Bonus Content: Disc 1 - Major Payne: Cast and Filmmakers Production Notes Theatrical Trailer Disc 1 - Sgt. Bilko: Cast and Filmmakers Production Notes Theatrical Trailer

title: Major Payne
text: Product Description Product Description Amazon.com Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. It's a totally formulaic comedy about a bunch of misfit kids who turn into a crack squad of skillfully disciplined ROTC cadets, but Damon Wayans is spot-on hilarious in the title role as the hardened military bulldog who whips the little slackers into shape. Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition (their marching rap is good for a solid laugh), and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. --Jeff Shannon Product Description Product Description Amazon.com Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. It's a totally formulaic comedy about a bunch of misfit kids who turn into a crack squad of skillfully disciplined ROTC cadets, but Damon Wayans is spot-on hilarious in the title role as the hardened military bulldog who whips the little slackers into shape. Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition (their marching rap is good for a solid laugh), and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. --Jeff Shannon