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text: Product Description Take the best elements from Seinfeld and Arrested Development and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Combining the social-degenerate-buddy formula (three men, one woman) with the beyond-dysfunctional-family element, Philadelphia creates scenarios that are so hysterical, wrong, appalling, familiar, embarrassing, uncomfortable, and entertaining, the show is addictive like staring at a car wreck when you know you shouldn't, but you just can't look away; it's invigorating like a fresh, loud, wake-up slap on the face. The writing, the quick timing, and the performances are so natural, one wonders if anyone is even acting (but hopes to heaven they are). Danny DeVito joined the cast in the second season, in one of the best roles on TV. DeVito is "Frank," the buddy dad that just wants to be part of the gang, the dad that looks good on paper, but the experience for his kids is more like taking care of a vicious dog that isn't potty-trained. Three of his four talented cohorts (Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, and Rob McElhenney) not only star in the series, but write it as well. Thanks to their new take on old themes and a willingness to stretch the boundaries of appropriateness and exploit the audiences' inner insecurities, originality is back on TV Product Description Take the best elements from Seinfeld and Arrested Development and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Combining the social-degenerate-buddy formula (three men, one woman) with the beyond-dysfunctional-family element, Philadelphia creates scenarios that are so hysterical, wrong, appalling, familiar, embarrassing, uncomfortable, and entertaining, the show is addictive like staring at a car wreck when you know you shouldn't, but you just can't look away; it's invigorating like a fresh, loud, wake-up slap on the face. The writing, the quick timing, and the performances are so natural, one wonders if anyone is even acting (but hopes to heaven they are). Danny DeVito joined the cast in the second season, in one of the best roles on TV. DeVito is "Frank," the buddy dad that just wants to be part of the gang, the dad that looks good on paper, but the experience for his kids is more like taking care of a vicious dog that isn't potty-trained. Three of his four talented cohorts (Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, and Rob McElhenney) not only star in the series, but write it as well. Thanks to their new take on old themes and a willingness to stretch the boundaries of appropriateness and exploit the audiences' inner insecurities, originality is back on TV

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text: Product Description Paddy's Pub: The Best Bar in South Philly It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is about a group of friends who run Paddy’s Pub in South Philly. The bar struggles financially, largely because of the gang’s ineptitude. Their focus lies more on scheming, taking on political issues, and causing mayhem. The gang consists of egotistical (and possible serial killer) Dennis, aspiring (but untalented) actress Dee, former business mogul Frank who lives in squalor despite his wealth, illiterate wildcard Charlie, and formerly closeted devout Catholic Mac. The gang argues with each other as much as they fight with the Jabronis of Philadelphia. Dee and Charlie particularly catch a lot of flack, Dee for her delusions of grandeur and the fact that she’s a bird, and Charlie because of his illiteracy and lack of intelligence. However, the gang pulls together when there’s a common enemy like the McPoyles, an inbred milk-obsessed family. The Gang Does an Introduction Dennis Reynolds Dennis is a five-star man! He’ll tell you that he’s a golden god who fearlessly leads the gang. However, Dennis has a deep need to be liked by others, putting his physique above his health, and going off the rails at the slightest criticism. He desperately tries to hold onto his fleeting youth through exercise, unhealthy dieting, and occasionally crack. When standing, he does “hummingbirds” (leg lifts that are imperceptible to the human eye) to keep his body in constant motion. Dennis’s need for acceptance leads him to chase women, often to morally questionable ends. He emotionally manipulates women to make them dependent on him before discarding them, even teaching others how to do this in a process he calls the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. The gang suspects Dennis of being a serial killer due to his psychopathic nature and violent tendencies. “Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!” Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds Dee is the bird that just keeps squakin’. At the beginning of the series, she chirped as the voice of reason for the gang, but soon joined in their morally dubious shenanigans. She is a bartender and waitress at the bar, often ridiculing customers for their drink choices. A restaurant critic once ordered wine from the bar to which Sweet Dee responded by calling him a homophobic slur. Dee dreams of being famous, but dry heaves due to stage fright whenever she attempts to do stand-up. She performs observational comedy about her life but sabotages her set with heavy breathing. Her attempts at acting are equally unfruitful. Dee loves creating characters, but most of them are filled with racist stereotypes. She even struggles to do a Philadelphia accent despite being a Philly native. “So you guys, what's the deal with those hands-free headsets that everyone’s wearing in their ears? [dry heaves]” Frank Reynolds Frank is the stepfather of Dennis and Dee. Before joining the gang, he was a successful businessman. He owned a sweatshop, claiming to be responsible for thousands of deaths before setting it on fire to collect insurance money. Despite being a multi-millionaire he lives with Charlie in a run-down apartment. They sleep together in a pullout bed where they share Frank’s toe knife. Charlie has a special relationship with Frank. They even got married for a brief time. Frank was rumored to be Charlie’s father, since he got together with Charlie’s mom, resulting in a pregnancy that Frank pushed her to terminate. Mac asks Frank to go to an art gallery to get an art critic to visit the bar. Frank assures him that he knows how to fit in with high-society art types, and visits the gallery dressed like Andy Warhol. He calls most pieces “garbage” and “derivative” but then sees an air conditioner and loves it, comparing it to the human experience. “May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” Read more Ronald "Mac" McDonald Mac is the bouncer of Paddy's Pub and a master of karate and ocular patdowns. When Charlie captures a Leprechaun to get his pot of gold, Mac inferred that the treasure was at a local gay bar called The Rainbow. He bravely volunteers to go without Charlie to investigate by himself (alone). Just to check it out, y'know? He returns covered in glitter and wearing fewer clothes than he left in, only to find out that the kidnapping victim was actually a human the whole time. For a time, Mac increased his calorie intake to cultivate mass until he developed Type 2 Diabetes. He later harvests his mass and gets jacked shortly before officially coming out of the closet. He does this in a high-budget play at the prison where his father was incarcerated. "What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find the humor in the little things." Read more Charlie Kelly Charlie is the self-described wildcard of the group. He solidified this role during the gang’s break-in attempt when he cut the brakes on the getaway vehicle. As the janitor of the bar, he is responsible for all the “Charlie work” of the bar, like unclogging toilets by hand and exterminating generations of rats. Charlie is the main reason that Paddy’s has never failed a health inspection. Charlie and Mac created a drink called Fight Milk, which they claim is “the first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards.” It caught on as a way for UFC fighters to expel liquids before weigh-ins. It’s made from crow eggs, milk, and vodka. Charlie is often shown to not be able to read or write in English, but he insists that he can. He once wrote a speech for Dennis’s political campaign: “Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower... son.” “I eat stickers all the time, dude!” Read more Flipadelphia The gang intends to join a flip-cup tournament with a rival bar after their 10-year ban from the competition, but Dennis’s feud with his old fraternity forces them to have their own flip cup battle against the frat house. The gang teases Dee about her flip-cup ineptitude so she practices for the week leading up to the battle. The bird feels confident going into the competition, but she chokes under pressure when the gang puts her at the front. The frat boys begin to celebrate their victory, but Dennis, Charlie, and Mac tell them they poisoned the beer, just like they did in the 1998 Flipadelphia tournament. Flip, flip, Flipadelphia. Flip, flip, Flipadelphia. Flip, flip, Flipadelphia. The Nightman Cometh In season 4, the gang stars in a musical written by Charlie called “The Nightman Cometh.” It is a rock opera that stars Dennis as the Dayman, Mac as the Nightman, Dee as the Princess, and Frank as the Troll. While running lines, Frank keeps saying “hole” instead of “soul.” The play opens with Dennis dressed as a young boy in his room. The Princess (played by Dee) enters and serenades the young boy, leading Dee to break character and clarify that she didn’t write the song and that she’s single if there are any interested adult men in the audience. That night, the boy sleeps in his bed as the Nightman comes to take his soul. The Troll tells him that he needs to pay the Troll Toll to get in that boy’s soul, so the Nightman pays him and begins to take his soul. The boy becomes the Dayman and destroys the Nightman with karate and friendship. As the cast does their final number, Charlie comes down from the ceiling and sings a marriage proposal to the waitress, who promptly rejects him. The Implication In one episode, Mac and Dennis discuss their plan to have a boat party to hook up with girls. Dennis brings up that it will be easier because the girls will be on a boat with nowhere to go, and they wouldn’t say no because of “the implication.” Mac expresses concern about this, but Dennis assures him that no harm would come to the girls since they’re going to say yes. Because of the implication. Mac eventually comes around to Dennis’ side when the two find ladies to bring on the boat. As they walk to the boat, not knowing it’s on fire, Mac explains his plan to the women, “I cannot wait to get you ladies out into the sea. It’s so much more romantic in the middle of nowhere, where we can be completely alone. And you can make rash decisions based on fear. Right, Dennis?” The D.E.N.N.I.S. System Dennis has a foolproof system for manipulating and seducing women, which he calls the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Demonstrate value: Show her that you can provide. Dennis fills prescriptions for his “sick grandmother” to show that he’s a loving grandson and a provider. Engage Physically: Ask her out to a restaurant, knowing it’s closed. Then, suggest getting pizza at your place. That's when you make a move. Nurturing Dependence: Make her depend on you. Dennis’ suggestion is to prank call her pretending to be a violent neighbor, then show up as yourself to protect her. Neglect Emotionally: Ghost her to make her think about how much she needs you. Maybe the neighbor comes back and you’re not there to protect her. Inspire Hope: Apologize for ghosting her and say you were scared she would break your heart. Then, naturally, you bang. Separate Completely: Slip out her window and never talk to her again. Mission complete. Flipadelphia The Nightman Cometh The Implication The D.E.N.N.I.S. System The Waitress Charlie is infatuated with the Waitress. She doesn’t feel the same way, rejecting his advances at every opportunity. Charlie openly stalks her and makes attempts to win her over. On one occasion, he joins her AA meeting, and she becomes his sponsor. Charlie leverages this relationship to gain access to her apartment. Eventually the two get together, causing Charlie to lose interest. She dumps him, causing Charlie to regain interest and return to his old ways. The Waitress sometimes leverages Charlie’s crush on her to get closer to Dennis. Dennis, being a sociopath, has a mild interest in her but gladly throws her under the bus if it benefits him even slightly. During a dance marathon, the Waitress dances with a homeless man hoping to make Dennis jealous. Dennis offers to dance with her, but not out of jealousy. He uses this opportunity to drop her to the ground and knock her out of the competition. Read more Rickety Cricket Rickety Cricket’s quick descent into madness was brought upon by the gang. He was a Catholic priest who was well-respected in his community, but his love for Dee caused him to abandon that life. The gang feels no remorse for Cricket. After causing his homelessness, getting him addicted to cocaine, and sending the mob to break his legs, Mac and Dennis lure Cricket to the bar with the promise of a date with Dee. In reality, they wanted to hunt him for sport. Cricket’s father gave him the chance to turn his life around and run the family company. While mulling it over, he goes to Paddy’s to smoke PCP but decides to throw the joint away. He meets a beautiful girl and takes her on a magical date, even kissing her passionately at the end. The kiss is interrupted by Cricket’s father. He realizes that he’s been making out with his dad’s dog the whole time because he never really threw away the joint. He smoked it in the bathroom and has been on a days-long trip. 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