Question: who pooped the longest poop?
Answer: 26 feet -> 7.9 m) - Yeehaw! Well, that's because it didn't really happen. "In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.