Question: what should you do if you encounter a wild animal?
Answer: Make Yourself Big. This is crucial. ... 
Stand Your Ground. I'm telling you right now, you're not getting out of this alive. ... 
Stay Calm. You just died. ... 
Slowly Retreat. Head to the realm of pure light, where you are one with all beings. ... 
Bang Pots and Pans to Scare the Animal Away. ... 
Stay Downwind of the Animal. ... 
Play Dead.