Question: someone stole my bike what should i do?
Answer: Alert social media. Get the word out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tinder, Grindr, whatever! ... 
List your bike as stolen. ... 
Report the theft to the police. ... 
File an insurance claim. ... 
Report it to Kryptonite or OnGuard. ... 
Check ebay, Gumtree, craigslist. ... 
Check the flea markets and pawn shops! ... 
Let your local bike shops know.