Question: what do you say if someone asks if you're a virgin?
Answer: “So you're definitely not smart enough to keep your mouth shut!” ... 
“Obviously. ... 
“If you want to make a sacrifice to The Devil, then I am really not the girl.” ... 
“My answer is not going to change your opinion about me but your question has definitely changed mine!” ... 
“If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you.”