Question: what does it mean when someone is a spoon?
Answer: In 19th-century British slang, "spoon" meant "simpleton" (a meaning that may have been influenced by the "shallowness" of some spoons). That use of "spoon" brought about the adjective "spoony" to describe a silly or foolish person. ... Another "spoon" is a verb referring to love-making or necking.