Question: 10 reasons why dogs are better than humans?
Answer: They're excellent at making us feel better when we're stressed or sad. ... 
They went to space before we did! ... 
They get away with murder. ... 
They're in better shape. ... 
Their sniffers are more sensitive (and accurate) than machines. ... 
Their main motivations in life are food, naps, and cuddles. ... 
They love us unconditionally.