Question: 20 reasons why not to get a doberman?
Answer: If you're not careful, they'll eat your feet! ... , They will devour all innocent teddies in sight…and you're next on the menu! ... , They're never up for a bit of fun. ... , Watch out: they've been known to kidnap unattended children!! ... , And you'll never find them very amusing… ... , And they definitely don't get on with any other species.