Question: what are the 13 bad words mr krabs?
Answer: damn, jerk, ugly, stupid, fart knocker…. Or he could be legitimately swearing like a sailor, in which case he'd be using Elizabethan English: Block, stone, fool, beslubbering, bawdy, yeasty, vassal, rank, pox-marked, pus-filled, vagrant, tooth-spitting, filthy, villainous, wretch, etc.