Question: how to respond when someone says you've gained weight?
Answer: 'No. But wait, have you? ... , 'Yes, I have. Look at my curves now! ... , 'Oh, it's funny I was just about to ask you the same thing. ... , 'Yeah. ... , 'Yeah! ... , 'The world just needed more of me, y'know? ... , 'Yeah, just like you have gained stupidity.