Question: is funfetti just vanilla with sprinkles?
Answer: Why? Rationally, I know Funfetti is just vanilla cake mix with unremarkable candy sprinkles baked in. But it's been a grocery-store and birthday-party staple since Pillsbury unleashed it on the world in 1989. ... And yet, those sprinkles—so devoid of flavor or even crunch—endure like tiny, multicolored culinary termites.