text: THEY AND I
  
  by Jerome K. Jerome 
  
  CHAPTER I 
  
  "It is not a large house," I said.  "We don't want a large house. Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require--at all events, for the present.  Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing. The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.  Whatever the original architect could have been thinking of--" 
  "Never mind the kitchen," said Dick:  "what about the billiard-room?" 
  The way children nowadays will interrupt a parent is nothing short of a national disgrace.  I also wish Dick would not sit on the table, swinging his legs.  It is not respectful.  "Why, when I was a boy," as I said to him, "I should as soon have thought of sitting on a table, interrupting my father--"
tokens: THEY AND I by Jerome K. Jerome CHAPTER I " It is not a large house , " I said . " We do n't want a large house . Two spare bedrooms , and the little three - cornered place you see marked there on the plan , next to the bathroom , and which will just do for a bachelor , will be all we shall require -- at all events , for the present . Later on , if I ever get rich , we can throw out a wing . The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently . Whatever the original architect could have been thinking of-- " " Never mind the kitchen , " said Dick : " what about the billiard - room ? " The way children nowadays will interrupt a parent is nothing short of a national disgrace . I also wish Dick would not sit on the table , swinging his legs . It is not respectful . " Why , when I was a boy , " as I said to him , " I should as soon have thought of sitting on a table , interrupting my father-- "
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