别为打翻的布奶奇而泣，即拼写Leeon姓氏的失败尝试导致的一场灾难，一位邪神的降世及一只水蛭的悲伤
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# 别为打翻的布奶奇而泣，即拼写Leeon姓氏的失败尝试导致的一场灾难，一位邪神的降世及一只水蛭的悲伤

**采访者：** Sumper Sumperson，M.E.G.  
**受访者：** [李昂 李斯（士）尔/Leeon Lees(h)ire](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/entity-161)  
**前言：** 此采访为了敲定M.E.G.文件中Leeon姓氏的正确拼写方法。特工Sumperson用四处游荡并且*不*寻找Leeon的策略安排这次采访后，这只水蛭很快出现了。

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**<记录开始>**

**Leeon：** 女示，先森们好！

**Sumperson：** *[吃惊的尖叫]*

**Leeon：** 你，似，要买什么吗？

**Sumperson：** 事实上，我想问你点事情。

**Leeon：** 那等你买完再说吧。

**Sumperson：** 好的。我的主要问题关于你的姓氏。我们的文件在你姓“李斯尔”还是“李士尔”上有点矛盾。

**Leeon：** 哦！就是李士尔！

**Sumperson:** 你能给我写一遍吗？

**Leeon:** 好的，就似…横，速，撇，捺…横钩，弯钩…弯钩？不对，那是第一笔！横…速，撇，捺，横钩…呃，横，速，撇，颇…我忘了那后面似什么了。

**Sumperson：** 好吧。那就告诉我“士尔”部分里是“士”还是“斯“。

**Leeon：** 呃…是弯弯的那个吗？

*[Leeon把自己扭曲成一个S的形状做强调。]*

**Sumperson：** 是的。

**Leeon：** 啊，我觉得那个字里似有这个字母的。

**Sumperson：** 那里面还有一个H吗？

*[Leeon停顿了几分钟，思考这个问题]*

**Leeon：** 我忘了。本来是李士尔的，但是在边境，我改为了李士尔。

**Sumperson：** 什么边境？

**Leeon：** 特“时髦”的那个。

*[Sumperson用几分钟在他的笔记本上写下了“这他妈啥啊”]*

**Sumperson：** 好了，今天就到这了。

*[Sumperson开始离开。]*

**Leeon：** 诶，你可嗦了你似要买东西的啊！

*[Leeon打开他的公文包，里面有一罐血，一块[Berry](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/entity-180)肉排，一张潦草地画了几只看起来很糟糕并且很无聊的猿猴，一种认识到世间的一切都将死去的无助感，和一罐子[布](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/entity-140)[奶](https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%89%9B%E5%A5%B6/28828)1[奇](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/entity-140)]*

**Sumperson：** 不…我觉得，我不用了。

*[Sumperson的手擦到了布奶奇的杯子。它倒在地上并溢出，同时发出一声不洁的尖叫]*

**Leeon：** 那就是七升果汁！

*[在布奶奇的尖叫中，可以听到Leeon的催眠气体的声音]*

**Leeon（伤心地）：** 打翻的布奶奇……

*[尽管他有更好的选择，Leeon仍然为打翻的布奶奇掉了几滴眼泪2]*

**<记录结束>**

**[第二章](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/spilled-blilk-2)**

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Footnotes

1. **译注：**原文此处通向维基百科。

2. 关于Leeon在没有泪腺的情况下如何哭泣的研究正在进行中。到目前为止，已经就这个主题进行了一些采访，但每一次都产生了更多的问题而不是答案。最终整个M.E.G.团队都被卷进这个问题里。我们希望在未来3-5年内解决这个问题。