J. Doe
标签：喜剧、待重写、相关人士、神秘

**姓名：** J. Doe

**已知关系：** 无

**已知地点：** [Level 1](https://backrooms-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/level-1)

# **描述：**

J. Doe是一名经常被目击走过Level 1的大厅的流浪者。它最显著的特征是任何看见它的人会难以描述它确切的长相。根据该事实，此时对其的完整描述是不可能的。然而，来自Alpha基地的M.E.G.成员已经通过结合大量目击证人的信息拼凑出了下面的结论：J. Doe被描述为有着平均的身材，兼两性的嗓音，和“中性的”头发。除了上述效果它似乎没有任何显著的特征。个人来说，Doe已被描述为非常友好和外向的，尽管它似乎一直在运动，并且从不会长时间待在一个地方。截至目前，一切关于它到底在Level 1中干什么的问题都是未知的。

# **目击者采访：**

**受访者：** James Carveth  
**采访者：** Rita Cain  
**前言：** M.E.G.成员James Carveth报告了他看到J. Doe 在Level 1的大厅徘徊。之后他让它参与进对话。Carveth被带到了Alpha基地进行采访，希望得到关于Doe的下落的信息。

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**<开始记录>**

**Cain：**我希望你已经通读了这个我寄给你的有关J. Doe方面的档案。你能确认这是和你对话的人吗？

**Carveth：**是的！它完美地符合描述。

**Cain：**好，那里其实没有—没关系。你可以描述你们谈话的内容吗？

**Carveth：**行吧，我看见有人在这个层级里走来走去，我走向他们然后说了声“嗨”，而他们看起来很好。我们聊了一会。

**Cain：**好的，但是，你们在聊的是关于什么的？

**Carveth：**哦，你知道…那东西。

**Cain：**那东西？

**Carveth：**好吧，既然你提到了，我其实记不清我们聊的是关于什么的了。它看起来急匆匆的。

**Cain：**好的。你能向我们描述和你聊天的人是什么样的吗？

**Carveth：**嗯。非常中性。

**Cain：**中性？

**Carveth：**我，呃，在我去那里之前略读了一份词典。我不想在M.E.G.的官方采访中看起来很蠢。

**Cain：**好吧…你记得它的任何特征吗？

**Carveth：**不。

**Cain：**什么都没有？甚至没有一些细节，像它的头发或眼睛？

**Carveth：**眼睛？哦是的，我觉得它有那些东西。

**<记录结束>**

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*J.从终端显示屏前抬起头，闭上了一些眼睛1来思考它刚刚读到的东西。*

哇哦！

他们写了一整篇只是关于我的文章！

这难道不—

等等。

他去了哪里？

他刚刚在徘徊吗？

哦好吧，我猜我—

干。

我要迟到了！

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**作者：**  
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**译者：**  
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