[["According to biologists, birds poop roughly once every 2880 seconds, so there is a probability of 1/2880 each second or a poop probability each second of 0.001 times (1/2880) per bird encountered. So there is a 99.8% chance that next time you go out you won't get pooped on by a bird.", 73.0], ["Often better than you think. Beware of standing under trees that birds roost (sit) in as well as other places, such as power lines and streetlight fixtures where birds also roost. Also being around or under a flying flock of birds can greatly enhance your chances of being pooped on by a bird.  ", 9.0], ["100% if you live outside. ", 0.0]]
what are the chances of getting pooped on by a bird
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