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Product: The Original Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder - Funny Donald Trump White Elephant Gift and Christmas Present
Brand: Dump-a-Trump
Color: White
Relevance: Irrelevant
The Political Satire Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder and Paperweight is a lasting reminder to contemplate Trump's famous presidency and the ultimately funny gag gift for adults to surely be noticed, loved, and admired by many.

Adorable Quality Design

We've taken care of every detail and skillfully made this Donald Trump novelty gift with non-fake qualities to ensure durability and real-like appeal to match.

Durable polyresin material build will withstand angry pen inserting or back grabbing

Professionally molded to highlight the smallest of details and expressions

Hand-painted to reflect on signature features

Elegantly Boxed for Gift-Ready Idea

A unique, thoughtful, and quirky reminder of what we all went through makes slightly compromising Trump statue a must-have office gift, funny gift for white elephant gifts exchange, or stocking stuffer for adults. Beautifully presented in a cardboard box, the president Trump gift is ready to be given and to make conversation topics for years to come.

Multitasking in Purpose

Whether to admire his vulnerable position or to grace the office desk with its practical design, our Trump desk decoration is versatile in use. The flat bottom makes an excellent paperweight, while a generous in size hole will accommodate pens, sunglasses, or markers. Witty in its meaning while amusing in its sketch, it makes a meaningful collector's item and eye-catching ornament.
TRUMP PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT: The only Trump MAGA merchandise you will ever need; The original and copyrighted Donald Trump figure pen holder for desk to enjoy his presidency or to make a funny prank gift to your republican friends
REALISTICALLY HANDCRAFTED: Measuring 4.5" x 3.5" x 5" Donald Trump toy is made of durable polyresin material and expertly crafted realistic look and facial expression; Detailed hand-painted and featuring his signature hair, orange tan, and 'Make America Great Again' hat
TRUMP MEMORABILIA: Hate or love him, but you just can't ignore him; Our Donald Trump merchandise makes a valuable collector's item perfect for any political humor collection; Excellent addition to other Trump novelties and gags, and a funny Christmas gift for republicans or democrats to make them cringe and laugh for years
JOKE GIFT IDEA: Whether a funny Trump gift for white elephant gifts exchange or Donald Trump gag gift for democrats, our Trump man figurine makes political gifts great again!; Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations, a one of a kind unique gift for Christmas
VERSATILE IN PURPOSE: Use it as desk decor or a republican gift, or display it as a forever Trump 2020 reminder; Our Trump collectible can be displayed anywhere a sense of humor is welcome (or not). His big hole will hold pens, paintbrushes, and sunglasses