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Product: Funny Kitchen Towel, I Wet My Plants, Flour Sack Dish Towel, Sweet Housewarming Gift, White
Brand: Moonlight Makers
Color: White
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Brighten up your home with this cute and funny flour-sack dish towel! Laughing burns calories, so use these punny towels for giggle filled dish drying, as a charming hand towel for your bathroom, or as a cute gift to a friend!
All of our dish towels are 100% cotton flour sack towels. They are screen printed with Moonlight Makers original designs using non-toxic ink.
Unfolded size: 28""x28"". Super absorbent after a few washes.
Our products are all handmade in our downtown Asheville, NC Studio/ Gift Market.
Average time between placing your order and us shipping it out: 1 business day!

Product: 30 Watt | Face Plant | Novelty Planter Holds Plants, Glasses & You Can Draw On It. Elegant Ceramic Vase for Succulents, Cacti or Your Average Fern, Perfect Gifting I
Brand: 30 Watt
Color: White Face Plant
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Ever wish houseplants looked more like people? The glossy finish is the perfect surface to use dry-erase markers to give your Face Plant eyebrows, facial hair, a mouth, or even just to jot down notes and reminders! It’s the perfect gift for nearly everyone, especially those that have alienated everyone in their life. After all, talking to a plant is healthy only when that plant is a friend. Box contains one ceramic planter. Inside planter dimensions 4.33” x 4.33” x 5”. Includes drainage hole. Does not include plant, eyeglasses, or markers. POTS FOR PLANTS!
THE PLANTER WITH PERSONALITY. Finally, a house plant that does more than just sit there. The Face Plant keeps both your plant and glasses safe and cozy and does it with quirky personality. Ridiculously awesome glasses holder.
IT'S A PLANTER! Made of ceramic and equipped with a drainage hole, the Face Plant will be the perfect home for your little flowery friend.
IT HOLDS YOUR GLASSES! With a built-in nose and ears, the Face Plant is the perfect place to rest your frames and ensure you never lose your eyeglasses (or cactus) again.
DRAW ON IT! Use dry-erase markers to give the Face Plant personality! Doing so makes boring potted indoor house plants 20% less boring instantly. (pen and glasses not provided, use your own!)
IT’S A GREAT GIFT! The Face Plant is perfect for anyone in your family - especially those with green thumbs, four eyes, and a passion for drawing on things you’re normally not supposed to. The holidays are approaching.