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Product: Sex Toy Story: An Erotic Adventure
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From the author of "Hump The C*nt", "Sex Bomb", "UniPorn" and "Fisting Rex" comes a new adventure that will change the way you look at your sex toys forever...

Woody had been her favourite toy for as long as he could remember. The two of them shared special memories together and played through the evening on most nights. Then she brought Buzz home - an all spinning, all vibrating love-machine who promises to take her to places Woody can't. Woody and Buzz clash, both wanting to be her favourite but their rivalry is soon set aside when a new box of toys comes home and she embarks on a new, better paying job... A Dominatrix.

Soon, the toys are going to places they're never experienced before...

I really like Matt Shaw's writing and that fiver he sent me to say so has nothing to do with this endorsement." - Shaun Hutson, author of 'Slugs'