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Product: Drinking for Three | Funny New Dad Father Pregnancy Announcement Joke T-Shirt-(Adult,L) Sport Grey
Brand: Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
Color: Sport Grey
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A t-shirt with a funny print displaying the huge sacrifice that the new dad is committing to for the next 9 months
MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it. No print on backside
UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California

Product: These Cards Will Get You Drunk - Fun Adult Drinking Game for Parties
Brand: These Cards Will Get You Drunk
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The rules are simple: moving clockwise, take turns drawing from the deck and reading each card out loud. Follow the instructions on each card to determine who has to drink. Prepare to compete, vote and screw your friends over in this fun and hilarious drinking game. Happy drinking!
The fun adult drinking card game that will have you and your friends LOL-ing.
Compete, vote and screw your friends over with 100 dynamic cards - no two games are the same.
Super easy to learn and play - perfect for your next party, pregame or nights in.
Great for 2-8 players, ages 21+.
Play with beer, shots, wine, water...whatever, but always drink responsibly!