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Product: Never Forget Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt XL Charcoal
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Charcoal
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AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. Nothing beats a t shirts for a gift. Never Forget Cassette VHS Record Floppy Disk T Shirt Makes A Great present for someone special.
TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees Professionally screen printed designed in USA by Feelin Good Tees. Nothing beats our selection of funny sarcastic tshirts! It will make great father's day gifts, birthday present, friend gift, dad gifts, Christmas gift. This is a great mens t shirt. Everyone needs a little humor and sarcasm.
GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends.
HAVE FUN: Get your humor on with this fun tee. The best funny tshirts. Sarcastic and novelty in one tee shirt. Birthday tshirt best cotton tee. This is great old school vintage shirt with a cassette, floppy disk and cassette tape. Only true music fans or computer geeks would undestand. Younger kids can look back at the vintage style design. Super soft and who remember having to stick a pencil in the cassette tape. Never Forget how easy they have it today.
MAKES GREAT GIFT: See all our funny tees! Graphic tee makes best gift idea. Christmas, Fathers Day, Mothers Day, gift friends, brother/sister. Welcome home gift. Long lasting tees wear to party movie and all year. Perfect for back to school or a Christmas gift. Gif them something they will wear all year long. Make sure its a Feeling Good Tees.

Product: U by Kotex Security Ultra Thin Feminine Pads, Heavy Absorbency, Unscented, 56 Count
Brand: U by Kotex
Color: White
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Security Ultra Thin Heavy Absorbency Pads feature a unique Xpress-DRI technology absorbs in seconds and locks away wetness for up to 10 hours of protection
Hypoallergenic period pads, made without perfume or lotions and free of pesticides and elemental chlorine
U by Kotex Security pads for women are safe and dermatologist tested to be gentle on skin and are breathable* with a cottony SOFT TOUCH cover
Individually wrapped with simple elegant designs; Packaging may vary from images shown
56 pads; U by Kotex feminine products are FSA, HSA, HRA-eligible in the U.S.

Product: After 60: The secrets to achieving happiness, health, and fulfillment in later life – Part I (Life After 60)
Brand: Ternion Press, LLC
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Product: The Ghosts of Johns Hopkins: The Life and Legacy that Shaped an American City
Brand: Rowman & Littlefield Publishers
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