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Product: Funny Mug - Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking - 11 OZ Coffee Mugs - Inspirational gifts and sarcasm
Brand: A Mug To Keep Designs
Color: White
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The perfect size to enjoy your morning beverage and the perfect gift for your loved ones on that special day. Ideal to surprise friends or co-workers at the office on any occasion. Yours today for a very cheap price.
A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine.
PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. High quality ceramic. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.
Safe for Microwave and dishwasher. Resistant for house and restaurant use. Large, easy-grip handle
Great gift for your best friend, dad, brother, boss or boyfriend. This represents an affordable novelty they will appreciate for years.
Ideal to show your love on Valentine's Day or to give a nice surprise on a birthday party.

Product: Primitives by Kathy 20515 Classic Box Sign, 5 x 3-Inches, Not Arguing
Brand: Primitives by Kathy
Color: Black/White
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CLASSIC BOX SIGN STYLE: Signature Primitives by Kathy wood box sign with sentiment and distressed detailing
STURDY CONSTRUCTION: Measures 5 x 3-inches; designed to freely stand on its own or hang on a wall
SENTIMENT READS: I Am Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I Am Right
DISTRESSED FINISH: Black and white with sanding on surfaces, with rounded edges and corners
SAY IT WITH SASS: Hilarious, sarcastic or heartwarming - Primitives by Kathy has just the right gift to tell them how you really feel