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Product: Hallmark Assorted Birthday Cards (Birthday Icons, 12 Cards and Envelopes)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Birthday Icons
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Cheerful birthday card set features four colorful designs, including a wrapped gift, a cupcake with a cherry on top, bright "Happy Birthday" lettering, and a decorated birthday cake.
Assortment includes 12 cards (3 of each design) and 12 envelopes. Each includes a unique birthday wish, with plenty of room to write your own happy message.
Never miss another birthday! Keep birthday cards on hand all year with a single box or buy in bulk for a lifetime of happy birthdays.
Cards measure 5 by 7.25 inches.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (4 Out of 5 People)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: 4 Out of 5 People
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The perfect card for friends or family members who aren't receiving money in their birthday card this year.
Cover features white lettering on a solid black background reading: "4 out of 5 people get money in their birthday cards. " Inside reads: "Happy birthday, No.5. "
With a simple design and chuckle worthy sentiment inside, this birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate anyone who could use a good laugh on their birthday.
Card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with an envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox funny greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Signature Birthday Card for Him (Superman Silhouette)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Superman Silhouette
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Send birthday wishes with a card that's as special as they are.
Cover features real shirt fabric revealing Superman logo underneath. Inside reads: "There's just no hiding how amazing you are. Happy Birthday."
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with a coordinating red envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Hallmark Signature offers stylish shoppers a curated and considered line of upscale and unique cards and gifts that reflect their personal style and make an immediate and lasting impression.