Search query: if its not one thing its your mother

Product: Wampumtuk Sometimes I Stay Inside Becasue It's Just Too Peopley Out There 11 Ounces Funny Coffee Mug
Brand: Wampumtuk
Color: White
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A funny and original gift to make the point of being unique. Affordable price and elegant at the same time. This coffee mug will not crack with extra hot coffee or iced tea. It features a large C handle for comfort. Nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes. Gift ideas for
Features printing on both sides, home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe.
100% pure white ceramic great gift idea for coffee addicts who will appreciate for years.
Packed in a durable box and guaranteed high quality 11 ounces modern design on both sides.
Great novelty featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter.
Perfect gift for birthday anniversary wedding retirement, graduation, friendship or Secret Santa.

Product: If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother | by IDIOM LOGIC
Brand: Idiom Logic - Funny, Literary Tee Shirts
Color: Black
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A SHIRT THAT GETS A SECOND LOOK - Wear this shirt out and you'll be sure to catch people reading it - and chuckling! Feel free to tell 'em where you got it. :)
I MEANT TO SAY THAT - Perfect gift for that special someone who routinely mixes metaphors, flubs common sayings, or trips over well-known idioms. (For more tshirt colors, see other IDIOM LOGIC listings for this design.)
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Product: Honey Dew Gifts Inappropriate Funny Do All Things with Kindness You Fucker 5 inch by 10 inch Hanging Wall Art, Decorative Wood Sign Home Decor
Brand: Honey Dew Gifts
Color: Black, Brown
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Add a little bit of sophistication to your home with our simple yet elegantly chic styled Honey Dew Gifts Wall Hanging Decorative Wood Sign - Do All Things With Kindness You Fucker 5x10 inch Wall Home Decor. Beautifully crafted from top quality wood and rope to ensure durability that lasts a lifetime. It also features a funny quote saying "Do All Things With Kindness You Fucker". Your guests are sure to notice this funny little addition to your home. This is great to hang in your home. It also makes a perfect gift for your family and friends.

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- This wall hanging decorative wood sign is sure to brighten your day.
- Made in the USA, this sign measures 5 inch x 10 inch sign is sure to be noticed by family and guests.
- Crafted from quality materials, this sign is made from solid MDF wood fiberboard. The thickness measures 1/4 inch and twine that is securely stapled to the back, ensuring durability and lasting hold.
- Although these signs are better for indoor use, they can be used outdoors as long as they are not exposed to moisture.
- This sign is a great accent to any space. Makes a perfect gift for family and friends.