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Product: Columbia Men's Standard Ascender Softshell Front-Zip Jacket, Black/Black, Small
Brand: Columbia
Color: Black/Black
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ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY: Columbia Men's Ascender Softshell Jacket features our durable water and wind resistant shell to keep the elements out while keeping you dry and warm
VERSATILE COLLEGE STYLE: Available with your favorite college logo, the lightweight build and adjustable features make this collegiate jacket a staple for any outdoor event
DURABLE FABRIC: This jacket is crafted of a 100% polyester soft shell that's durable enough for everyday wear. How to Measure : Use a soft, flexible tape measure from a sewing kit. A metal tape measure from your toolbox or a yard stick may give you inaccurate readings
HANDY FEATURES: A zippered chest pocket plus two zippered hand pockets not only keep your small items secure but also keep your hands nice and toasty, while bound cuffs and a drawcord adjustable hem lock in warmth
BUILT TO LAST: Columbia’s attention to detail is what sets our apparel apart. Specifying only the highest quality materials, expert stitching and craftsmanship. This is a long-lasting jacket you will enjoy for seasons to come

Product: Motherhood Maternity Women's Maternity Full Length Side Ruched Waist Knit Sleep Pant, Black, Extra Large
Brand: Motherhood Maternity
Color: Black
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This basic pant can be worn throughout your pregnancy and beyond. Lightweight, soft, and comfortable, these sleep pants can easily be worn lounging around the house all day long
The fold over belly waistband and side shirring design provides the perfect amount of stretch to grow with your bump or wear post pregnancy
Full length fold over knit pajama pant with 30.75 inch inseam and side shirring at waistband
Pair it with your favorite nursing cami, these sleep bottoms are not only great for the pregnant woman, but also for the nursing mom as well
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