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Product: Dollar for Everytime Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt XL Black
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Black
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AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. If I Had A Dollar For Everytime I Got Distracted I Wish I Had Some Ice Cream. Makes A Great present for someone special.
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GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends. Most designs have options for big and tall.
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