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Product: Bright Blackboard Birthday Greeting Card Value Pack – Set of 18 (9 Designs), Large 5 x 7 inches, Envelopes Included, by Current
Brand: CURRENT
Color: Blackboard Birthday Cards
Relevance: Substitute
With our Bright Blackboard Birthday Greeting Card Value Pack, you’ll be prepared for any birthday at a moment’s notice. Celebratory and trendy, we offer a wide range of sentiments and designs to suit family and friends of any age and personality.
Here’s a sampling of just a few of our sentiments:
1. Front: Make a Wish!
Inside: May all your birthday wishes come true.
2. Front: Just for you
Inside: Celebrate your day in a big way!
3. Front: Celebrate
Inside: ...with friends, laughter and all things good!
Order our Bright Blackboard Birthday Greeting Card Value Pack and start stocking your "Current closet" today!
About Current
Orin and Miriam Loo started Current from their home in Colorado Springs in 1950. What began as a mail-order fundraising campaign selling postcards to local ministers quickly expanded to include a full catalog of beautifully designed greeting cards, recipe cards and other paper products.
Today Current Media Group LLC offers more than 2,000 products to millions of customers around the world. We’re committed to helping people keep in touch with their family and friends through unique, thoughtful and affordable gifts and cards.
ONE-OF-A-KIND GREETINGS: 9 unique designs, each with a different birthday sentiment
IMPECCABLE QUALITY: Large 5x7" cards; Full-color design featured on the front; Whimsical fonts featured throughout
ENVELOPES INCLUDED: Premium white envelopes come with every purchase; Add a personal touch before your loved one even opens their card
VALUE SET: Don’t waste time or money buying cards one at a time; Purchase multiple greeting cards at once and always have one on hand when the occasion arises
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE: If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you may return it for a refund or replacement within 60 days of the shipping date

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Blank Cards Assortment, Unicorns, Cats, Dogs, Wine & Coffee (12 All Occasion Cards with Envelopes)
Brand: Hallmark
Relevance: Irrelevant
Fun boxed set contains everything you need to send an upbeat note whenever the occasion calls for it.
Card pack contains 12 cards (3 of each design) featuring unicorns, dogs, cats, and dueling favorite beverages. Cards are blank inside.
With a little something for everyone, you'll always be sure to have the right card on hand to send congratulations, a birthday wish, or encouragement all year long.
Cards measure 5" x 7.2". Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark Eco-Friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.