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Product: Hallmark Pop Up Birthday Card (Birthday Dog)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Birthday Dog
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Wish someone a happy birthday with a celebratory card and a sweet sentiment.
Cover features a happy dog with drawn-on sunglasses and a polka-dotted party hat, and reads: "Bring on the FUN." Open the card for an exciting pop-up and the message: "Another year of YOU is really something to CELEBRATE!"
With a cute design and exciting pop-up inside, this birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate your favorite kid (or kid at heart!).
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Love Card, Anniversary Card, or Birthday Card (T Rex Arms)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: T Rex Arms
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Surprise your spouse or significant other with a love note that's sure to brighten their day, whether it's your anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just a regular old Tuesday.
Cover features a drawing of a dinosaur with his tiny arms outstretched saying, "I love you this much!" Inside reads: "(It's more than it looks like.)"
With a laugh out loud design and silly sentiment, this funny love card is the perfect way to express your feelings to your sweetheart.
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.