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Product: Watercolor Bulk Birthday Cards Assortment – 48pc Bulk Happy Birthday Card with Envelopes Box Set – Assorted Blank Birthday Cards for Women, Men, and Kids in a Boxed Card Pack
Brand: Sweetzer & Orange
Color: Watercolor Birthday Cards
Relevance: Substitute
LUXURY CARD STOCK: Beautiful notecards need beautiful stationery. Our 5.75” x 4.25” cards are printed on 300gsm cardstock. They’re glossy on the outside, matte white and non-bleed inside. You can write on them with any pen! The set also comes with 120gsm mint colored envelopes, and everything is packaged into a lovely matching mint box.
A HAPPIER BIRTHDAY: Everyone loves birthday cards. But not those thin “bulk pack” ones that people usually throw away. You don’t want people throwing away the cards you give, so we created a 48pc set of bulk luxury greeting cards! Now you can grab one from the card box knowing your wishes are going to be cherished.
LUXURY CARD STOCK: Beautiful notecards need beautiful stationery. Our 5.75” x 4.25” cards are printed on 300gsm cardstock. They’re glossy on the outside, matte white and non-bleed inside. You can write on them with any pen! The set also comes with 120gsm mint colored envelopes, and everything is packaged into a lovely matching mint box.
BEAUTIFUL WATERCOLOR DESIGN: These are the sturdiest birthday cards on Amazon. They may also be the most stylish. This set contains 48 cards in 6 unisex birthday designs. Perfect for boys, girls, grown up friends, and workmates! With a set of bulk birthday cards with envelopes, there are no excuses to forget anyone!
WE KNOW CARDS: Thanks to their smooth writing surface and tasteful design, our original pink thank you cards have been popular for years. And now we bring you the Sweetzer & Orange range of blank cards with envelopes. See our recently released sympathy cards, advice cards, memorial cards, and sympathy acknowledgement cards. From celebration to commiseration, personalize each occasion!
12-MONTH GUARANTEE: If you’ve ever seen a flimsy, smudged card yourself, you can be certain the sentiment gets a bit lost in the quality. Show people you really do care it’s their birthday with a notecard they’ll treasure. Sweetzer & Orange Happy Birthday Cards also come with a 12-Month Money Back Guarantee.

Product: Scratch Birthday Card, Funny Naughty Birthday Card for Boyfriend Husband Fiance Wife Girlfriend
Brand: Kirynurd
Color: e
Relevance: Substitute
Digital printed on 300gsm quality card stock.
Comes with easy sealing envelope. Card size: 20.5 x 13.5 cm / 8 x 5.3 inches.
Blank inside for your own message.
This cheeky card is sure to make your partner giggle on his/her birthday!
Fast shipping. 100% satisfaction guarantee.