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Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Cats Don't Care That It's Your Birthday)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Cats Don't Care That It's Your Birthday
Relevance: Irrelevant
Send wishes for the best day ever with a funny birthday card Your cat-loving friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
Front features illustrations of four Cats who clearly couldn't care less sleeping, eating, yawning, and playing with a cardboard box. Inside reads: "okay. It's actually 5 Out of 5. But I care, and that's all that matters. "
Card measures 5" X 7. 2" And comes with an envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Husband (Loved Me)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Loved Me
Relevance: Exact
Send wishes for an amazing day to your dear husband with a funny birthday card that keeps it real.
Front features sweet hand lettering with arrow, hearts, and star illustrations, and reads: "Happy Birthday to the guy who's impressed me, inspired me, supported me, loved me, pissed me off…" Inside reads: "Whoops! How'd that last one get in there?
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Vodka Goldfish)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Vodka Goldfish
Relevance: Substitute
Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card your friends or relatives who love a good pun are sure to appreciate.
Front features an illustration of two goldfish, one in a fish bowl and one in a vodka bottle. The one in the vodka bottle says, "This is awesome!" Inside reads: "Here's to spending your birthday in good spirits."
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card or Congratulations Card (Toast)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Toast
Relevance: Substitute
Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny card your friends and relatives who love a good pun are sure to appreciate.
Front features a happy piece of toast jumping for joy. Inside reads: "Just a little toast to celebrate you!"
Greeting card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.