Search query: One that’s fast, reliable and has a good processor. I’d ideally like it to be light-weight too so that I can easily transport it.

Product: Sarcastic Comment Loading Novelty Graphic T Shirt L Dusk
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Dusk
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AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. Nothing beats a t shirts for a gift. Sarcastic Comment Loading. Makes A Great present for someone special. Every teen is sarcastic. They are just waiting to say something. Well, this shirt shows everyone another comment is about to be said.
TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees Professionally screen printed designed in USA by Feelin Good Tees. Nothing beats our selection of funny sarcastic tshirts! It will make great father's day gifts, birthday present, friend gift, dad gifts, Christmas gift. This is a great mens t shirt. Everyone needs a little humor and sarcasm.
GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends.
HAVE FUN: Get your humor on with this fun tee. The best funny tshirts. Sarcastic and novelty in one tee shirt. Birthday tshirt best cotton tee. Great ice breaker. Love the soft feel probably wear it day and night nothing beats tshirts you can sleep in. This cool and stylist t shirt is professional printed.
MAKES GREAT GIFT: See all our funny tees! Graphic tee makes best gift idea. Christmas, Fathers Day, Mothers Day, gift friends, brother/sister. Welcome home gift. Long lasting tees wear to party movie and all year. Perfect for back to school or a Christmas gift. Gif them something they will wear all year long. Make sure its a Feeling Good Tees.

Product: Liquid Ass
Brand: Liquid Ass
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Liquid ass is made in the USA and never ships from China
Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
Smells like Ass; Only worse
30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
Excellent for the office, the ex and the neighbor. Let the games begin