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Product: American Greetings Funny Goodbye Card (Don't Leave)
Brand: American Greetings
Color: Funny Animals Goodbye Congratulations Card
Relevance: Irrelevant
Front Message: Just a quick word before you leave
Inside Message: DON'T Wishing you the best of luck - we'll miss you
Let them know exactly how much you’ll miss them with this adorably funny animal design. The interior features a fun pop-up feature begging the recipient not to leave. Blue and red foil letters lend a hint of shimmer to the sweet sentiment.
Say goodbye and good luck to a friend, coworker, neighbor, brother, sister, relative or anyone you’ll miss with this adorable pop-up card
Envelope included

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Young Once)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Young Once
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Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
Cover features white lettering on a blue background that reads: "everyone gets to be Young Once. " Inside reads: "Your turn's over. "
With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
Birthday card measures 5"x 7. 2" And comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Birthday Card for Her (Today's Your Day)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Pink Stripes
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Cover message: today's Your day. . . Completely, entirely, absolutely, totally, utterly, and perfectly All about you.
Inside message: and nobody deserves it more.
Includes one birthday card for her and one envelope.
Card size: 5 inches wide and 7. 2 inches long.
Printed on high quality paper stock, this birthday card for her features a simple wish and is perfect for friends, family, or anyone to give to her to celebrate on her birthday.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Cold Beers)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Cold Beers
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Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
Cover features a case of beer, accented with gold foil. Inside reads: ". . . And also, you're old. The end. "
With a spirited design and silly sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
Birthday card measures 5"x 7. 2" And comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.