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Product: Welly Human Repair Kit - Bravery Badges in Flexible Fabric, Singe Use Ointments Triple Antibiotic, Hand Sanitizer, and Hydrocortisone - 42 Count
Brand: Welly
Color: Human Repair Kit
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Stack them or pack them, Welly kits are ideal for home organization or on the go. Have just what you need, when you need it for adventures, big or small. Throw one in your back back for hiking or camping, store one in your RV or car for a road trip adventure, or get your medicine cabinet and home emergency supply kit in tip top shape today!
Premium flexible fabric bandages move with your every move
30 brightly colored bandages in two sizes; 3 triple single use antibiotic ointments; 3 1% hydrocortisone anti-itch ointments helps relieve skin irritation and rashes; 6 single use hand sanitizers
Latex Free Bandages

Product: Welly Bandages | Adhesive Flexible Fabric Bravery Badges | Assorted Shapes for Minor Cuts, Scrapes, and Wounds | Colorful and Fun First Aid Tin | Pets Patterns - 48 Count
Brand: Welly
Color: Peculiar Pets Patterns
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Premium bandages, in portable tins, organized to make first aid fit your lifestyle.
Premium high quality medical grade polyester fabric bandages move with your every move, and seal on all four sides to keep out germs and dirt.
Fun patterns and colors help you wear your bumps and cuts with pride
Each bandage is in a handy, clear wrapper that keeps the bandage sterile, and easy to find the print, pattern and size you need in a pinch.
Free of common allergens - no latex, sesame oil, gluten, silicone or animal products.
Durable, stackable tin packaging helps keep your medicine cabinet organized, plus they are reusable, recyclable, and dare we say collectible?.

Product: The Whitechapel Whelk: An Anthology of Satire that Cuts Like a Knife Then Hides the Band-Aids
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This book contains a confusing cornucopia of colourful Cockney characters and alarming alliteration.

Within its pages, you will encounter such diverse individuals as; Menopausal Meg, the hormonal agony aunt; Danny Sparko, the consumer's heavyweight champion; Ted Stupor, London's favourite alcoholic police officer; Charlotte Brontosaurus, the sweary, 19th-century agony aunt; and my own personal favourite; Ted Threesome: Sexually Insane Gardening Consultant.

You will also come across a number of outlandish, fake news items from in and around the East London district of Whitechapel, where I currently live in a fair amount of squalor and disarray with my Huguenot gipsy wife and eleven kids.

I hope you will find something within these pages to lighten your mood in these troubled times, although I wouldn't bet my wife's caravan on it.

All proceeds from the sales of this book will go towards saving fluffy, 3-week-old kittens from being crammed into a giant mincing machine in Shoreditch. So dig deep, my friends.

Be excellent to each other, and, above all, be lucky!

Danny x