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Product: Senility Prayer - Funny Woman Happy Birthday Note Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) - Elderly Grandma Joke, Bday Greeting Card for Women, Mom, Grandmothers - Congrats Celebration Notecard 9046
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Senility Prayer Birthday Card 9046
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75) Ever wonder why the elderly always stay cool and calm even when faced with adversities or difficulties? That's because they take things in stride and always see the good in things. That's why we love them so much. Always a shoulder to cry on and a walking bible of wisdom and strength. Show your grandma or Mom how much you love and appreciate them with this funny mother’s birthday greeting card. This wonderful note card comes folder with an envelope. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures... There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection. No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Another birthday, like it or not... Happy Birthday. Cover says: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. - Here's the perfect card for your sweet and always funny grandma, mom, or wife.
SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch Birthday celebration card features a beautiful and funky grandma with a hilarious twist to a common prayer. Celebrate her birthday with lots of fun and laughter by sending her this goofy greeting card. Personalized it with a sweet and sentimental birthday wish that she may stay cool and healthy.
BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD - Make your Mom or Granny smile with this humor filled celebratory note card. Whether it's for an upcoming birthday or for a belated one, she will definitely love this fun take on senility. This statement card with a white background makes growing old a cool thing.
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada