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Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Her (Wine and Coffee)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Wine and Coffee
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Send wishes for an amazing day to a gal who loves her coffee and wine with a funny birthday card made especially for her.
Front features an illustration of a glass of wine and a mug of coffee on a coffee table arguing about who she loves more. Inside reads: "Hope you feel the love on your birthday. "
Card measures 5" X 7. 2" And comes with an envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Two Bananas)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Two Bananas
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Remind the birthday boy or girl that getting older Isn't such a big deal—as long as you're not a banana, that is—with a funny birthday card that's sure to tickle their funny bone.
Cover features Two Bananas, one of which looks a day or two past its Prime. Inside reads: "being one day older only matters if you're a banana. "
With a simple design and chuckle worthy sentiment inside, this birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate anyone who could use a good laugh on their birthday.
Card measures 5" X 7. 2"And comes with an envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.