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Product: NobleWorks - Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card - Humor for Adults, Bday Congrats Card with Envelope - Stiff Joints C5680BDG
Brand: NobleWorks
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It’s time to party with this double meaning birthday card. Gather the senior ladies around as we celebrate this birthday with a good smoke. Two hip and cool grandmas are enjoying a nice stroll around the block, using a pun to describe their aches and pains. Each one dressed fashionably with their big sunglasses and cool headwear. The black and white cover showing that classical retro vibe. The background set in the late 70’s. One of the most wonderful era’s for partying. A great gift for your friend or loved one that loves the high times. Add in a short greeting or message inside to make it personalized. Our good as gold cards are printed on thick, snow white cardstock. All of our birthday notecards are made of recycled material (not papyrus, naturally). Our print on demand technology further reduces paper waste and environmental impact. The high gloss cover photo pops with quality and color, while the inside is matte, creating a smooth writing surface for your heartfelt, happy birthday notes. This year, reach friends, family, and coworkers living near or far, as every greeting card ships with a mailing envelope. Bulk notecard assortments and sets arrive in a reusable box. All boxed notecard sets are easily stored in a work office desk, ready to customize for your next life occasion. This year, leave a big impression on your recipient, no matter how old they are. There are beautiful designs, and funny greetings, waiting for you!
Inside Greeting Says: Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday
Receive 1, happy birthday card with 5x7 envelope; The perfect birthday gift
Retro birthday card for women or grandma; Vintage pun notecard
Personalize a funny birthday note on the card's smooth, interior writing surface
This stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30 percent recycled content

Product: Hallmark Assorted Birthday Greeting Cards (12 Cards and Envelopes)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Assorted
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Prepare for birthdays throughout the year with this fun and festive boxed assortment. Includes 12 individual, unique birthday cards and 12 envelopes, each with a celebratory birthday wish.
Cards measure 4.69 inches wide by 6.81 inches tall.
Twelve Premium cards showcasing heart-felt wishes and hand-embellished enhancements like ribbons, pom-poms, beads, and other attachments. Hallmark cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Each greeting card contains a unique cover and inside message. Examples follow. White with polka dots front message: every Year, life get mores colorful! inside: and so do you. Happy birthday
Message examples follow. Cupcakes front message: Happy birthday! inside: you're the kind of person everyone wants to celebrate. Package front message: Happy birthday! inside: Hope it's the very best.