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Product: AeroGarden Lavender Seed Pod Kit, 7, Multi-Color
Brand: AeroGarden
Color: Multi-Color
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INCLUDES LAVENDER SEED KIT - 7 pre-seeded Lavender Grow Pods
PLANT TO PLATE – Non-GMO seeds; No herbicides; No pesticides. Harvest herbs directly from the plant for use in your favorite recipes.
COMES WITH EVERYTHING - Also includes a 3 oz bottle of patented, specially formulated Liquid Nutrients, grow domes for optimal germination, and a Growing Guide with step by step instructions.
GERMINATION GUARANTEE - 100 Percent Germination Guarantee; if a Seed Pod doesn't sprout, we'll replace it for free.
WORKS WITH ANY AEROGARDEN - For use in all AeroGarden models.

Product: Nearly Natural 6ft. Ficus Artificial Trees, 72in, Green
Brand: Nearly Natural
Color: Green
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Over 1008 Individual Leaves adorn this tree's trunk and several branches
Unlike the real Ficus tree (which is finicky and practically leafless in almost any home light conditions), our Ficus tree is eternally verdant and deep green.
Measuring six feet in height, this wonderful reproduction Ficus would look lovely in a picture window, home entranceway, or even the office.
No Maintenance Required; No Watering. Looks full and fresh every day
Silk trees are manufactured using synthetic materials, such as polyester material or plastic, and are well designed and constructed to be life-like in appearance.