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Product: Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
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“Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber” is the fifth of five books that make up Season One.

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.

It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, “That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn’t talk.” A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi’s nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of Season One.

The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season One Box Set include:

Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
Come Swing with Us!
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

--Toodles!

Product: Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth!
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“Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth” is the fourth of five books that make up Season One.

Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

As the sun dipped into the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native nut peddler (presumably named Tony) who mimed towards his cart and through guttural broken English encouraged them to “Put Tony’s nuts in your mouth…”

60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza complimented the first of Tony’s nuts, pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.

The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season One Box Set include:

Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
Come Swing with Us!
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

--Toodles!