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Product: You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous
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“Carpe diem, bitches.” —Ashley Longshore
Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshore’s unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an “ambitchous” life.

For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasn’t always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time.

You Don’t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshore’s irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as “There’s No Crying At Bergdorf’s,” “Always Ask For More,” and “What Would Blue Ivy Do,” Ashley’s honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldn’t eat.

So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your “ambitchion,” and remember, you don’t look fat—you look crazy!

Product: Ashley Furniture Signature Design - Leahlyn Dining Upholstered Side Chair - Pierced Splat Back - Set of 2 - Medium Brown
Brand: Signature Design by Ashley
Color: Brown
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SET OF TWO CONTEMPORARY DINING ROOM CHAIRS: The modern splat back, turned block feet and cushioned seat with neutral paisley upholstery make this dining chair a versatile addition to the dining room
CLEAN CURVES: Sleek dining room chair crafted from wood, manmade wood and veneers
COMFORTABLY NEUTRAL: Warm brown wood finished frame and cushioned seat with neutral paisley upholstery
VERSATILE DINING CHAIR: Measures 18"W x 23"D x 38"H with an 20" seat height
ASSEMBLY REQUIRED: Easy-to-follow instructions and hardware included.Fabric:Polyester

Product: Pocket Iris Wisdom: Witty Quotes & Wise Words from Iris Apfel
Brand: Hardie Grant
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Product: In the Company of Women: Inspiration and Advice from over 100 Makers, Artists, and Entrepreneurs
Brand: Artisan
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Artisan publishers
Language: english
Book - in the company of women: inspiration and advice from over 100 makers, artists, and entrepreneurs

Product: Literally Me
Brand: Gallery Books
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Product: Bad Girls Throughout History: 100 Remarkable Women Who Changed The World (Ann Shen Legendary Ladies Collection)
Brand: Chronicle Books
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Chronicle Books

Product: Ashley Longshore: I Do Not Cook, I Do Not Clean, I Do Not Fly Commercial
Brand: Rizzoli
Color: Multicolor
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