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Product: Robo-Dong Deluxe
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After a hard day's work, April comes home to find a huge box on her doorstep. Instead of the regular vibrator she ordered, someone has sent her a sex robot designed to pleasure a woman in every possible way. April is in for the night of her life when she takes Robo-Dong Deluxe for a spin!
Explicit adult material. Foot rubs, robot love, and triple-pronged vibrating action! 3000 words.
Excerpt:
A dark touchscreen was mounted on the Robo-Dong Deluxe's chest, with a small power button where his right nipple belonged. That touchscreen alone has to cost more than the vibrator I ordered, April thought, but she touched the button, and Robo-Dong Deluxe came to life.
The touchscreen glowed white for a moment, then pink text splashed across its surface: WELCOME TO YOUR ROBO-DONG DELUXE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONFIGURE CUSTOM SETTINGS, PRESS "YES." OTHERWISE, PRESS "NO" TO CONTINUE WITH DEFAULT SETTINGS.
Intrigued, April pressed "YES." A series of questions popped up.
SPEAK YOUR NAME.
She said her name clearly, and a mechanical voice repeated it back to her.
SELECT PREFERRED ROMANCE LEVEL (1-10)
April didn't know whether 10 was most or least romantic, so she picked 5, just to be safe.
BACK MASSAGES OR FOOT RUBS?
That was easy. Foot rubs.
HOW BIG A DONG DO YOU LIKE? (4-18 inches)
April giggled. Was this a dream? She briefly entertained the idea of an 18-inch cock, but chickened out and chose 8.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONFIGURE ADVANCED OPTIONS NOW?
No. She was getting impatient.
ARE YOU READY TO GET IT ON WITH ROBO-DONG?
Two buttons appeared on the touch screen: "HELL YES" and "MAYBE LATER." April took a deep breath and pressed "HELL YES."

Product: Thumper Mini Pro Percussive Massager - Deep Tissue Massage for Muscles, Back, Shoulders, Legs, arms. Powerful Percussion Electric Handheld Massage Therapy Gun with Long Handle and 3 speeds
Brand: Thumper
Color: Black
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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGER - Designed for professional chiropractic and home use as an all-round robust and durable massager. Improves circulation and helps reduce muscle fatigue. Over 40 years experience with over 1 million Thumpers sold worldwide.
FULL BODY MASSAGE - Ideal for warming up muscles, increasing blood flow, releasing muscle tension, and helping joint mobility. Long handle helps to reach back, legs, arms, feet, and shoulders.
VERY QUIET AND COMFORTABLE TO USE - Virtually no kickback to the hands and arms so you can massage for longer without any pain or discomfort. Very quiet for a peaceful and pleasant massage experience.
LIGHTWEIGHT, POWERFUL & DURABLE - 3 speed settings at 20, 30 and 40 pulses per second. Manufactured in Canada with quality components and weighs only 3lbs (1.4kg). The 12ft (4m) cord allows you to be in a comfortable position and maneuver with ease. Carry case sold separately for travel, portability, or storage.
2 YEAR WARRANTY - Each Thumper Massager comes with a 2-year warranty and is hand-manufactured in Canada!