How to lose $1000 quickly
Tags: startup, business, learning
Published: 2020-03-14 03:51:35

Start a business they say. It’ll be fun they say

It all started an evening in December 2019. My friend [Michel](https://github.com/almiche) was looking at used freight boats on AliExpress (as one does). He paused for a minute and said “Imagine if taco bell would sell pizza.” That was an interesting thought. What if we sold pizza? Could we even run our own company? We thought so.

## A corporation, the solution to a problem we didn’t really have

We always discussed about having a company. It would be an umbrella to our various projects. We came up with a name: **Famingo**. One would believe that we mistyped flamingo and went with it, they would be correct (but you didn’t hear it from me). Famingo would be the culmination of all our previous entrepreneurial ventures. Those ranged from dropshipping fidget spinners to creating a [revolutionary calculator](https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/minicalc-watch-calculator/id1217483396) for the Apple Watch. We were ready for the big leagues. We found a promotion to incorporate a company for $50. The offer was too good to pass on. We pulled out our chequebooks and started signing. We had our Meisterstück Classique 164 ready but they used [DocuSign](https://docusign.com/). And that was that, we were finally incorporated in the state of Delaware. Founder, CEO, and President to a company that didn’t produce anything worthwhile but we existed, and that’s what mattered.

## The first “oh shit” moment

To be quite frank, we didn’t do much after creating the company. We just liked to say that we were cofounders of this stealth startup incorporated in Delaware. It was well worth the $50. We started buying [Patagonia](https://patagonia.com/) as we felt like we joined the prestigious club of startup founders. It was the beginning of our legacy.

Then we got mail. A nice letter from the IRS. Something like “hey, you made a company and you’ll have to pay us by the end of the year :D”. What a pleasant surprise! I called Michel and told him I think we messed up. He agreed.

##The second “oh shit” moment

Of course we needed a Silicon Valley Bank account. Although Michel and I use [Tangerine](https://tangerine.ca) for banking (orange key: 41586712S1), we felt like our company wouldn’t be official if we didn’t have a bank account for our company. We checked the little box and requested one. It came with a price of $25/month, so we had to wire money to our SVB account just to pay the monthly fee. The card looks okay and the app is not that great. This was a mistake.

## A small intermission

As the months passed, Michel and I started pitching to each other the worst business ideas we could think of. Nothing was off limits from housing insulation made from shredded [Patagonia](https://www.patagonia.ca/home/) apparel to customizable sleeves for sleeveless vests. Those were hard to beat, but we finally settled on creating an asynchronous standup bot in order to compete with other [competitors](https://geekbot.com/) in the field who will remain nameless. This was a noble cause however a few more months passed and no progress was made.

## Wasting time

Every other day, I started writing some small meaningless apps to kill time after work. I embarked on a project with my friend [Logan](https://github.com/martelogan): **[neural.shop](https://blog.neural.shop)**. I also wrote a new gem called **[gitgud](https://github.com/jusleg/gitgud)**. I found it nice to work on fun projects as there is no pressure to succeed since it’s already doomed from the start.

I read online that you need quotes to make your article sound legit. Here’s one:

> They like, “Savage, why you got a 12 car garage and you only got 6 cars?”
> — Esteemed British artist 21 Savage

## The real “holy shit” moment

We discovered we need to pay a franchise tax in Delaware. We also discovered this after the deadline; therefore, we are on the hook for an extra $200. When we first logged in to the system to pay the tax, we almost got a heart attack. The system was showing that we owed $41,265.86. The real number is around $400 but we are now on the hook for an extra $600.

![Taxes owed (ouch)](https://dev-to-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/i/u1v9gbnz9wxq3gwh7x3s.png)

## The cost behind a C corporation

* $400 for franchise tax
* $200 Penalty fee
* $300 SVB bank account fee
* $50 incorporation

**Total: $950 (Pretty expensive for a joke)**

## How we are going to fix it

Starting today, Famingo labs will be our umbrella company for all of our projects moving forward. This includes [MiniCalc](https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/minicalc-watch-calculator/id1217483396), [Quotify](https://github.com/jusleg/quotify-ruby), [Slackify](https://github.com/jusleg/slackify), [Regexify](https://github.com/jusleg/regexify), [IoT Doorhanger](https://github.com/almiche/IOT-Hotel-Room-Protection), [Go Here Go There](https://github.com/almiche/GoHereGoThere), [gitgud](https://github.com/jusleg/gitgud), [blackrug](https://rubygems.org/gems/blackrug), and [neural.shop](https://blog.neural.shop/). We now need to make over $950 to cover this tax bill. We’ll start some random project and we will document our journey to corporation price freedom. This is only the start to a bunch of shitty projects.


> [EXPLETIVE] swear they passed us, they doin’ too much
> Haven’t done my taxes, I’m too turnt up
> — Aubrey Drake Graham

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