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Enjoy Programming-Themed Humor? Here's today's daily developer joke!
Tags: jokes, dailydeveloperjokes
Published: 2022-03-22 08:00:22

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Hi there! Here's today's Daily Developer Joke. We hope you enjoy it; it's a good one.

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For more jokes, and to submit your own joke to get featured, check out the [Daily Developer Jokes Website](https://dailydeveloperjokes.github.io/). We're also open sourced, so feel free to view [our GitHub Profile](https://github.com/dailydeveloperjokes).

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SVE2 (Scalable Vector Extension version 2) - LAB 6 part 1
Tags: spo600, lab6, sve2
Published: 2022-03-22 07:52:11

Hi, this is Tecca. In this post I will be going over SVE2 which stands for (Scalable Vector Extension version 2) 

SVE2 is an SIMD (Single Input, Multiple Data) instruction set that is only used in the AArch64 computer architecture. 

[SVE2](https://wiki.cdot.senecacollege.ca/wiki/SVE2) enable vectorization of loops for High Performance Computing, basically means making the program to run faster!

By applying SVE enables software that process large amount of data to be ported more easily (for example the volume scaling lab). The greatest advantage of using SVE is the ability to write and build software only once, then we can run program on different AArch64 hardware with those binaries. 

The main difference between SVE2 and SVE is the functional coverage of the instruction set. SVE was designed for HPC and ML applications. SVE2 extends the SVE instruction set to enable data-processing domains beyond HPC and ML. The SVE2 instruction set can also accelerate the common algorithms that are used in the following applications:

- Computer vision
- Multimedia
- Long-Term Evolution (LTE) baseband processing
- Genomics
- In-memory database
- Web serving
- General-purpose software

Source from: [Introducing SVE2](https://developer.arm.com/documentation/102340/0001/Introducing-SVE2?lang=en)

**The goal** of this experiment is to try to convert our code from [previous post](https://dev.to/pykedot/lab-5-1omi) # Source code to be converted to adapt SVE.

In the next post, I will be applying the conversion and verify the result.
Coding a database and UI that allows students to share books on a website.
Tags: webdev, html, database, sql
Published: 2022-03-22 07:36:04

Hey guys, I'm trying to build a website for my University. Now one feature i wanted to include was were students could 1.upload and download books onto and off the site. 2.It should be so that they can write a description of what book they want to upload( To serve as key words during a search).3.There should be a search bar were students type a keyword or keywords that will then query the results by looking for matches.(It'd be nice if it could do that thing search engines like google do were you receive suggested matches before you hit search.). So what languages should i learn to manage this project and how best can the professionals describe what I'm trying to get at.
Cloud Migration Approach
Tags: beginners, devops, aws, azure
Published: 2022-03-22 07:17:37

## TOC
  * [High level Cloud Migration Approach](#HLCMA)
  * [Migration Path](#MP)
  * [1 Foundation](#Foundation)
  * [2 Landing Zone](#Landing Zone)
  * [3 User and Group Migration](#UAGM)
  * [4 Connectivity](#Connectivity)
  * [5 Backup](#Backup)
  * [6 Storage](#storage)
  * [7 Disaster Recovery](#DR)
  * [8 Security ](#Security)
  * [9 Monitoring ](#Monitoring)
  * [10 Authentication](#Authentication)
  * [11 Network ](#network)
  * [12 Automation](#Automation)

### High level Cloud Migration Approach <a name="HLCMA"></a>

![Cloud Migration Approach ](https://dev-to-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/articles/d3rcu2drkjavy9a6e492.png)
### Migration Approach <a name="Migration Path"></a>

![Migration Path](https://dev-to-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/articles/b2ac8b80fjnzncc8qlzw.png)
### 1 Foundation <a name="Foundation"></a>
* Azure
* AWS
* Gcc
* Hybrid 

### 2 landing Zone <a name="landing Zone"></a>
* Azure
* AWS


### 3 User & Group Migration <a name="User and Group Migration"></a> 
* Azure
* AWS

### 4 Connectivity <a name="Connectivity"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 5 Backup <a name="Backup"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 6 Storage <a name="Storage"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 7 Disaster Recovery <a name="Disaster Recovery"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 8 Security <a name="Security"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 9 Monitoring <a name="Monitoring"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 10 Authentication <a name="Authentication"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 11 Network <a name="Network"></a>
* Azure
* AWS

### 12 Automation <a name="Automation"></a>
* Azure
* AWS
Building a database and UI for a website were students upload,download and share books
Tags: webdev, beginners, codenewbie, database
Published: 2022-03-22 07:15:37

Hey guys, I'm trying to build a website for my University. Now one feature i wanted to include was were students could 1.upload and download books onto and off the site. 2.It should be so that they can write a description of what book they want to upload( To serve as key words during a search).3.There should be a search bar were students type a keyword or keywords that will then query the results by looking for matches.(It'd be nice if it could do that thing search engines like google do were you receive suggested matches before you hit search.). So what languages should i learn to manage this project and how best can the professionals describe what I'm trying to get at.
How To Create An IP Locator And Identifier Using Node And Express
Tags: geolocation, geolocationapi
Published: 2022-03-22 07:07:12

IP to geolocation gives you information about your customers’ locations throughout the world. It is an excellent way to provide a personalized user experience that will help you increase your conversion rates and business revenue. With [geolocation API](https://ipstack.com/) data you can show prices in your customer local currency calculate shipping rates or even adjust your product offering to take advantage of local shopping habits.

How To Get Accurate IP To Geolocation Data?
One of the fastest ways to get the accurate IP to geolocation data is by integrating the ipstack API into your application. By sending a request to the endpoint along with the IP you want to check, you can receive information like:

- Continent Code
- Continent Name
- Country Code
- Country Name
- Region Code
- Region Name
- City
- ZIP
- Latitude and Longitude

A set of data on location, time zone, currency, connection, and more!

Check out this blog to learn more: https://blog.apilayer.com/how-to-create-an-ip-locator-and-identifier-using-node-and-express/


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CRYPTO PAYMENT GATEWAY
Tags: 0xprocessing, cryptoprocessing, cryptocurrency, payment
Published: 2022-03-22 06:53:54


For those who follow innovations in the crypto industry: access to 0Xprocessing 🔺 A fresh project helps businesses with crypto payment connectivity.

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Moreover, 0Xprocessing has automatic hedging and integration with Web3.0 wallets. This is the best protection against volatility risks: payments are instantly hedged in USDT, USDC, DAI or BUSD.

Already now 0Xprocessing supports major cryptocurrencies and due to this it conducts a large number of transactions and helps to change the world for its numerous clients.

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Website:
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[medium](https://0xprocessing.medium.com/)
The man with a shovel is here! I introduce you.... my third book: How to Read Java!
Published: 2022-03-22 06:43:02

YOOLLLOOO! The man with a shovel is here! He will help you to bury your fears and build your skills in debugging and profiling! I introduce you.... my third book: How to Read Java! Now, available in early access.

Effectively reading and understanding existing code is a developer’s superpower. In this book, you’ll master techniques for code profiling, advanced debugging, and log evaluation to find and fix bugs and performance problems.

In How To Read Java: Understanding, debugging, and optimizing JVM applications you will learn how to:

- Determine what code does the first time you see it
- Expose code logic problems
- Evaluate heap dumps to find memory leaks
- Monitor CPU consumption to optimize execution
- Use thread dumps to find and solve deadlocks
- Easily follow a service-oriented or microservices system
- Properly use logging to better understand Java app execution
- Use Java debuggers efficiently

How To Read Java: Understanding, debugging, and optimizing JVM applications teaches code investigation techniques that will help you understand how Java apps work, optimize them, and fix the bugs that break them. You’ll go from the basics of debugging to advanced methods for locating problems in microservices architectures. Each new technique is explained with lively illustrations and engaging real-world examples.

"I have never seen a book on debugging as thorough as this book. Knowing more about the techniques listed in this book will make development more efficient for any developer." says Becky Huett.


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The 10 Most Popular Programming Articles (February 2022)
Tags: programming, codereview, codenewbie, computerscience
Published: 2022-03-22 06:16:25

[1. My Company Has Fired a Programmer in the Fastest Time in History](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/my-company-has-fired-a-programmer-in-the-fastest-time-in-history-d4d86ea008a3)

[2. Stop Writing Classes in JavaScript (You Don’t Need To)](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/stop-writing-classes-in-javascript-you-dont-need-to-use-this-instead-f6d143ef7a28)

[3. JavaScript Roadmap to Becoming a 100k/Year Developer
](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/javascript-roadmap-to-becoming-a-100000k-year-developer-78cf3ec3d466)

[4. Weird Signs of a Mediocre Self-Taught Programmer](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/5-weird-signs-of-a-mediocre-self-taught-programmer-d374c666fca3)

[5. Top 15 Best JavaScript important codes you will always need](https://blog.braincuber.com/javascript-important-codes)

[6. Story of a Failed React Project
](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/story-of-a-failed-react-project-f32177479bdf)

[7. Python Libraries for Automation Projects
](https://python.plainenglish.io/6-python-libraries-for-automation-projects-bcd02470bb08)

[8. Improve Your Code with Decorators
](https://python.plainenglish.io/improve-your-code-with-decorators-4fec033b99eb)

[9. How to Efficiently Merge Arrays in JavaScript
](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/efficiently-merging-arrays-in-javascript-32993788a8b2)

[10. Disruptive React Libraries Nobody’s Talking About
](https://javascript.plainenglish.io/9-disruptive-react-libraries-nobodys-talking-about-4699034dd506)

thank you :)
Automatically create a social image for blog posts
Tags: tutorial, information, beginners, alexanderzingman
Published: 2022-03-22 06:06:09

Make your content stand out from your social media presence by creating social media posts for your blog posts.

Creating image sharing for social media is important for making your content stand out, but in many contexts, such as blog post politics, it's not always effective for teaching. If you don't have a photo on your Twitter card, you're going to have a rude awakening. But at the same time, even random images from the Any Image platform rarely show what is included in the post.

Since we have to create social media images, we have to do extra work before posting. In addition to writing, you must find or create diagrams. Not a lot of work, but there is always an additional problem between your ads and you. Fortunately, there are tools that allow you to create photos on social networks.

Since we have to create social media images, we have to do extra work before posting. In addition to writing, you now need to find or create diagrams. Not a lot of work, but there is always an additional problem between your ads and you.

Fortunately, there are tools that allow you to create photos on social networks.
Exodus Effect - Is it a Scam or Legit? Real User Reviews and Results!
Published: 2022-03-22 05:27:35


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[Leetcode]1552. Magnetic Force Between Two Balls - Python Solution
Tags: binarysearch, leetcode, dsa, python
Published: 2022-03-22 05:13:00

In the universe Earth C-137, Rick discovered a special form of magnetic force between two balls if they are put in his new invented basket. Rick has n empty baskets, the ith basket is at position[i], Morty has m balls and needs to distribute the balls into the baskets such that the minimum magnetic force between any two balls is maximum.

Rick stated that magnetic force between two different balls at positions x and y is |x - y|.

Given the integer array position and the integer m. Return the required force.

 

Example 1:


Input: position = [1,2,3,4,7], m = 3
Output: 3
Explanation: Distributing the 3 balls into baskets 1, 4 and 7 will make the magnetic force between ball pairs [3, 3, 6]. The minimum magnetic force is 3. We cannot achieve a larger minimum magnetic force than 3.
Example 2:

Input: position = [5,4,3,2,1,1000000000], m = 2
Output: 999999999
Explanation: We can use baskets 1 and 1000000000.
 

Constraints:

n == position.length
2 <= n <= 105
1 <= position[i] <= 109
All integers in position are distinct.
2 <= m <= position.length

```
class Solution:
    def maxDistance(self, position: List[int], m: int) -> int:
        position.sort()
        start=0
        end=position[-1]
        n=len(position)
        ans=0
        while start<=end:
            mid=(start+end)//2
            if(self.gapisenough(position,mid,m)):
                ans=mid
                start=mid+1
            else:
                end=mid-1
        return ans
    def gapisenough(self,position,mid,m):
        initial=1
        prev=position[0]
        for i in range(1,len(position)):
            if(position[i]-prev>=mid):
                initial+=1
                prev=position[i]
                if(initial==m):
                    return True
        if(initial<m):
            return False
            
        
```
How to Use Exodus Effect Supplement?
Published: 2022-03-22 05:07:04

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Proper Way to Encrypt Data in Laravel Application Example
Tags: laravel
Published: 2022-03-22 04:43:40

Encryption is a process of converting a plain text to a message using some algorithms such that any third user cannot read the information. This is helpful for transmitting sensitive information because there are fewer chances for an intruder to target the information transferred.

Encryption is performed using a process called Cryptography. The text which is to be encrypted is termed as Plain Text and the text or the message obtained after the encryption is called Cipher Text. The process of converting cipher text to plain text is called Decryption.

Laravel uses AES-256 and AES-128 encrypter, which uses Open SSL for encryption. All the values included in Laravel are signed using the protocol Message Authentication Code so that the underlying value cannot be tampered with once it is encrypted.

[Proper Way to Encrypt Data in Laravel Application Example](https://www.codecheef.org/article/proper-way-to-encrypt-data-in-laravel-application-example)
Crypto Promoters: A Dedicated Crypto Marketing Agency
Tags: cryptomarketing, cryptopromoters, cryptomarketingcomapny
Published: 2022-03-22 04:41:19


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