Why My Coffee Pot is My Best Code Reviewer
Tags: jokes, watercooler, productivity, programming
Published: 2024-06-28 17:30:04

As any seasoned developer knows, sometimes the best conversation partners are the ones that don't talk back. 

From the same house from ([the Rubber who wan away](https://dev.to/buildwebcrumbs/why-my-rubber-duck-quit-on-me-a-developers-tale-3op4) ), meet my coffee pot: the unsung hero of my coding career, the silent sentinel of my late-night programming marathons. 
Here's why this caffeinated companion might just be the best code reviewer you've never considered.

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## The Unwavering Support
First and foremost, my coffee pot is always there for me—no judgments, no complaints. It doesn’t mind the hours I keep or the mess on my desk (and it is *really* messy). Whether it’s 2 PM or 2 AM, it provides the support I need, one cup at a time, helping me push through the toughest debugging sessions. *(I got soo much support that now I have gastritis, but that is not their fault)*

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## The Best Listener
Have you ever explained your code to someone else and instantly spotted a mistake? That’s what my coffee pot does for me. It's the perfect listener—always on the counter, never interrupting, just letting me talk through my logic and algorithms, all while making me step-out of my chair for a few minutes.
And somehow, during these one-sided conversations, the answers I need just seem to appear.

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## Infinitely Patient
In the world of software development, patience is a virtue, and my coffee pot has it in (coffee) grounds. It doesn’t rush me through my thought process or hover over my shoulder like my cat does (*he is soo judgy🐈‍⬛*); it just sits there, warm and comforting, allowing me the space to test and retest lines of code without pressure.

## No Office Politics
Let's face it: **office dynamics can complicate things**. The coffee pot, however, is devoid of any office politics. It doesn't play favorites, it's not looking to get promoted, and it definitely isn’t interested in taking credit for my work. It’s just a ceramic pot filled with liquid motivation, focused solely on my caffeine needs.

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## A Source of Inspiration
Beyond just keeping me awake, my coffee pot inspires a level of creativity that no human code reviewer could match. Each brew seems to bring a new perspective on a problematic function or a buggy piece of code, and that’s something I can’t find anywhere else.

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## How do you take your coffee?
*Almond milk ans lots of sugar for me, please.* 

While it might not be able to parse through code or point out a missing semicolon, my coffee pot plays a crucial role in my programming life. 
It's the silent partner every developer deserves—a beacon of support and a vessel of liquid wisdom. 
So, the next time you’re stuck on a code, turn to your coffee pot; you might find it’s the reviewer you’ve been missing.

### Join Our Community
If you enjoyed this lighthearted break and found a kindred spirit in your coffee pot (or any other non-traditional coding buddy), we'd love to invite you to become a part of something bigger. 
Our project, [Webcrumbs](https://bit.ly/3xNba53), is all about building a supportive, creative community of developers like you.

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**Thanks for reading,
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Pachi 💚