Google is Dead, You Live!
Published: 2024-03-03 06:45:45

Google is dead, and I don't mean that as _"an analogy"_, I literally mean __dead__. I just wrote about [APPL going belly up yesterday](https://dev.to/polterguy/apples-destiny-is-bankruptcy-and-it-makes-me-sad-1h7i), so it might be easy to dismiss me as just another fruitcake conspiracy theorist - But everyone who knows anything about software and business already agrees with me.

According to [this article](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/inside-crisis-google-203000169.html), we already know the reason. Apparently Google employees prompt engineered Gemini so hard the model is beyond salvaging. Basically, their own RHLF team would sit behind their keyboards, and every single time a white guy was somehow mentioned in its response, spoken positively about in anyways what so ever, their employees would go _"naah, this is white privilege"_ - Until their own AI model was so blatantly racist against white people that it would literally be incapable of understanding the difference between Elon Musk and Adolf Hitler, and respond with black soldiers wearing Waffen SS helmets as _"examples of Nazi soldiers"_. All in the name of diversity. The irony.

![Google's idea of a Nazi soldier](https://dev-to-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/articles/5isdmoq8y325h4t9r2kf.jpeg)

Above is Google Gemini's idea of a Nazi soldier. Regardless of what you think about white privilege, the above image is just so wrong, on so many levels. And no, I am not referring to the erronously rendered swastika.

## It's unfixable

The paradox is that the way AI training works, this is literally impossible to fix without destroying Gemini. _"Fixing Gemini"_ at this point, implies they'll have to either reduce its _"IQ"_ by 50% through prompt engineering, or start all over again and train a new model. Considering it took them 14 months to create Gemini in the first place, implies they'll be incapable of delivering anything remotely close to OpenAI's models for yet another 2 years.

> Google's woke psychosis gave OpenAI yet another 2 year head start

Of course, if they start all over again, the result will be the same, because the _"woke schizoids"_ responsible for destroying Gemini in the first place will be the ones who're to apply RHLF on the new and improved model. _"Fixing Google"_ at this point basically implies firing every single employee working for GOOG, and hire replacements that are not suffering from the woke psychosis, and start all over again, re-creating all of its current products - This time without _"woke politics"_ dictating the agenda - Something which of course is impossible.

## It's all about "woke"

Wokeness started as a counter-weight for white privilege. Originally it had a lot going for it. White privilege _is_ a problem, and racism is real. A _"woke"_ human is typically a white human being, trying to make up for his ancestors sins, by balancing the scale the other way. It's a noble cause, and driven by idealism, that's to some extent justified.

From an idealistic point of view, I can definitely agree with a lot of the stuff _"the woke movement"_ is trying to achieve. However, it's long since moved into fruitcake land, where it's turned into a parody of itself, a militant movement, where even hinting towards the fact that Mother Theresa was in fact Caucasian is considered _"a sin"_.

A couple of months ago Google employees got an email from their managers telling them to avoid saying _"all hands"_, since it was considered insensitive towards those without hands. The snowflakes at Google have now managed to accomplish what the rest of Nasdaq unsuccessfully tried to do for two decades; **Destroy Google**.

## The Communist Manifesto

I'm from Norway, and I've got a curiosity for history you can safely label as _"above average"_. In Norway communists weren't persecuted the same way they were in McCarthy's USA, so they would play more openly.

The smartest thing Norwegian communists did in the 70s and 80s was to infiltrate society. They would refer to this process as _"self proletarism"_. The idea was that communists would chose jobs that somehow allowed them to influence society, to such change the trajectory of society, and slowly over time implement communism as a consequence of communists being in every key position of society.

Because of this process, it's now almost impossible to find a Norwegian priest who is actually not an atheist. Basically, atheist communists would study to become priests, and start working as priests, to implement atheism as the dominant religious belief in society. Atheism of course, was a pre-requisite for being a Norwegian communist. The idea was to destroy religion from within, and use priesthood as the means to preach communism. Ignoring the parallels to Jonestown, this is just so wrong, regardless of what your personal beliefs are.

Google is now _"infected by woke"_, the same way Norway is _"infected by communism"_, and it's beyond the point of no return. Fixing Google implies firing every single employee in the organisation, and start all over again. This of course is impossible, so Google will simply slowly over time loose out to the alternatives, where OpenAI is just one example.

## What's this got to do with you?

If you're a young software developer entrepreneur today, opportunities have never been better. When a huge tree collapses in the rain forrest, sunlight reaches the ground level, allowing for new seeds to take root, and grow from the energy provided by the sun.

This implies that if you've got an entrepreneur inside of you waiting to burst out, all you need to do to succeed, is to choose something Google does, and run with it. Competing with Google today has never been easier - Simply because everything Google touches inevitably turns to sjit. 100,000 Google employees, suffering from a mass psychosis, simply cannot, not even in theory, compete with one single (sane) human being.

To succeed as a software developer entrepreneur today, the recipe below will be a close to success guarantee.

1. Choose something Google does
2. Copy it
3. Work like crazy
4. Catching!

Because, even though the world is arguably saturated with great products, there have literally never been better opportunities out there for those looking to make a killing!

Just please do me a favour, and don't hire people suffering from a mass psychosis once you succeed. And be nice to those suffering, they can't help it in the end, and they need our understanding and empathy ...

...because **black vikings and black Nazis are not a bug, it's a mental disorder, that unfortunately infected the largest software company on the planet!**

> R.I.P. GOOG!