Product: Donald Trump Gets A Pink Pussy Hat: Donald Trump Satire (Impeach Trump Trump Watcher Book 2)
THE TOTALLY UNTRUE TALE OF HOW DONALD TRUMP GOT A PINK PUSSY HAT AND STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
This is a satiric fairy tale story with links to how you can support the Pink Pussyhat Project and the Women’s March.
Here is an excerpt from the DONALD TRUMP GETS A PINK PUSSYHAT book:
PART 1: THE MARCH
Saturday, January 21The day after the InaugurationThey marched in Washington. D.C.Joined by millions across the nation
Donald Trump looked out from the White HouseAnd what did he seeHundreds of thousands of pink hatsShaped like a cute little kitty
Trump thought, “All these peopleAre marching to support me, me, meI am the most popular presidentIn all of recorded history!”
PART 2: THE ACCIDENT
After a grueling few days in officeDonald Trump visited the golf linksStill thinking he was supportedBy the millions wearing pretty kitty pink

He swung his huge Trumpy driverAnd gave the golf ball a huge whackThe golf ball hit a treeAnd then it bounced back
PART 3: TRUMP’S PINK PUSSY HAT VISION
Wearing his pink pussy hatDonald Trump had a vision so clearAnd he woke up and quickly gatheredHis team from the Secret Service near
“I have had a visionLike the clearing of some smokeThat I have been all wrong for so longThat all my life was a just a joke
“First, fire Steve BannonHe is just too scary nutsFire Kellyanne and Spicer tooNo ifs, ands or buts

ABOUT THE MOVEMENT FOR CHANGE
You can support the Pussy Hat Project and learn how a march becomes a movement for equal rights at www.pussyhatproject.com
You can support the ongoing change movement by joining the effort at www.womansmarch.com

ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Trump Watcher is a group of artful agitators, insistent irritators and progressive pests who oppose the Trump presidency through books, satiric songs, investigations and art.
You can see more about our book series, satiric songs, investigative reporting and art about the era of Trump at our website www.trumpwatcherbook.com

WHO MIGHT LIKE THIS BOOK
Trump Watcher’s collective mission is to add to the amusing analysis provided by Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O’Brien, John Oliver, Jon Stewart and other truth-tellers.

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