Product: Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 23
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. 
 
 
SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LAUNDRY DETERGENT POD 
 
Greg is late for the car show, but thanks to some high-octane intensity behind the wheel, he arrives just in time for check in. Unfortunately, his ride is now covered in mud and dirt just hours before the show starts. 
 
After hearing about a secret car wash in the hills nearby, Greg visits to find a mysterious, cloaked cleaning expert. It’s soon revealed that this enigmatic bad boy is actually a handsome, sentient laundry detergent pod in disguise, hiding out in the hills after people start eating his kind for kicks. 
 
Soon enough, Greg and the gorgeous, red and blue cleaning tool find themselves wrapped up in a hardcore affair that is sure to have both of them sparkling clean and covered in suds. 
 
 
TAKEN HOTLY BY MY HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED HOT TAKE 
 
Hoblio is a hit on social media thanks to his sizzling hot takes on various cultural, political and even personal events, but when he forgets to post online for three whole weeks, his social media presence crumbles. 
 
Desperate for a new viral hit, Hoblio visits a mysterious shop with thousands of cataloged hot takes for purchase, eventually finding his way to a box of blistering meta takes. This is where Hoblio meets Fernon Bons, a handsome, physically manifested hot take who immediately sweeps Hoblio off of his feet. 
 
Now these two lovers are locked in the heat of passion, but it soon becomes clear that their erotic pairing is even more meta than they could’ve ever imagined. 
 
 
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF VALENTINE’S DAY 
 
Greeves has had plenty of luck in relationships, but when Valentine’s Day rolls around he always seems to find himself single and miserable. This year, Greeves isn’t gonna take it anymore. 
 
Unfortunately, the man’s overzealous Valentine’s Day boycott gets him fired, but after a chance meeting with the physically manifested holiday itself, things start to look up for Greeves. Valentine’s Day is hooking Greeves up on a blind date. 
 
When the date doesn’t show, Greeves is suddenly left to look inward and learn about himself, and about the true nature of this handsome, sentient holiday. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Tingler without this all culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will take your breath away!

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