Product: Zombie in the Attic: How I Met My New Best Friend Forever in a Screaming Rage of Horror and Everything Else You Need to Know about Zombies
What can I say? 
 
Until last night, the idea of meeting a zombie sent chills down my spine. After all, who wants to be bitten by a walking dead guy, to say nothing of their bad breath? But as you are about to discover in “Zombie in the Attic,” there are bad zombies lurking in the dark alleys and byways of your hometown, and there are good zombies hanging out in places you would never think to look—like your attic! 
 
I should tell you that ever since I went public with my “Alien in my Backyard” story, my friends, teachers, and even my family, have taken to not believing a word I say, or write. And that’s their loss. Because you see… 
 
…Zombies are everywhere. 
 
And this book tells you everything you need to know about zombies. So, if you’re interested in learning about things that go bump in the night, rather than just cowering under your bed covers and wishing the sun would go ahead and rise already—then this book is for you. 
 
My story begins where most great stories begin, at the point where something bad happens. And that’s exactly why the first sentence of this book simply says… 
 
“…there was a bump in the night and I jerked awake.” 
 
Click the book cover image above to take a peek inside. But be warned, beyond this point there be Zombies!

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