Product: Supersized Happy Birthday Greeting Card With Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - Funny One Parachute Appreciation Card - Who Will Get The Parachute in Case of a Plane Crash Birthday Card - HBD Cards J0936
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Jumbo Jumbo One Parachute Birthday J0936
WHO WILL GET THE ONE PARACHUTE Best buddies typically look out for each other. They think about each other's welfare, and what's best for them. However, this large, funny card tells it like it truly is . . 'If we're on a plane and had to jump, with only one parachute. . I'll Miss you a lot. . ' This giant card will surely have them rolling with laughter to start their celebration. After all, we're quite sure they feel the same way about you. Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: ...I'd Miss You Lots And Think About You All The Time. Happy Birthday, Old Champ. - We all have that one friend who we can always rely on, like when both of you are in a plane crash and there's only one parachute, who will get it? Since you know you can always rely on them, they will surely understand if you'll get the parachute!
SIZE: It's hard to find a true bud nowadays, let alone a lifesaver! You know they will always have your back. Now it's time to let them know that you'll remember them in case they will catch a bullet for you! Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, Big, or oversized, but one thing’s for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions!
USE: Best buds always have each other's back. A true friend will understand if you can't be there always for them, because they know you would but you couldn't for now. It's the thought that counts after all! Use this elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write an Oversized Birthday wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada

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