Product: Artisan Owl The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Auto Bumper Magnet - Hilarious!
Brand: Artisan Owl
Let anyone driving behind you to know to back off with this bumper magnet reading "The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive"!
Strong, flexible die-cut car magnet
Measures 11.5" x 2.75"
Reads "The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive"
Use it on your car, locker, or fridge!

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