Product: ENKORE Novelty Coasters Set of 8 Funny Quotes - Hilarious Party Conversation Starter, Housewarming Gift for Guy or Badass- X Large 4.3" Marble Finish with Cork Back fit All Drink Glass and Table Types
Brand: Enkore
Coasters for cool folks, set of coasters with 8 different funny sayings. Why have 1 when you can have 8!
Buzzword 1: Make me Wet, Not the Table.............GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR - Let's face it, most of the coasters you see are SOOO boring. Does it look like a dirty joke? Well maybe, but it is just a saying on a coaster, can't blame you right? Admit it or not, you give a coaster to someone so that they don't mess up your furniture tops with scratch, scuff or stain. Now you can make your point without saying a word.
Buzzword 2: I am So Thirsty.............Maybe you used to think "as long as a coaster is functional I don't really care". You are not wrong, a coaster can never be a center piece......UNTIL NOW!
Buzzword 3: I Enjoy Getting Wet..............Our liquid absorbing coasters not only protect your furniture effectively against water rings or marks, they are also designed to make your guests laugh! Oh right, our coasters are also oversized at 4.3" inches, which means that they are more eye catching and have more details than those smaller ones elsewhere.
Buzzword 4: Don't F Up the Table................OTHER SIMILAR COASTERS MAY ACTUALLY F UP YOUR TABLE - Coasters elsewhere may look alike, but they aren't as absorbent. Our cup mats are made of porous, thirsty, porcelain stone that absorbs condensation like a little desert. SOME PRODUCTS MADE OF WOOD, BRAID OR CARDBOARD will turn rotten by moisture. Ours will last much longer even if you put icy buckets on them in a hot humid summer. You should buy coasters that won't fall apart after a few weeks
Buzzword 5: Wine Not?...................A MEMORABLE GAG GIFT THAT WILL NOT FADE AWAY - Do you want your gift to stand out from others? - These are a perfect addition to a wine basket given as a housewarming gift, white elephant holiday hangout exchange, or a birthday present for men and women.

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