Product: I'd Shank A Bitch for You Right in the Kidney, Best Friend, Friendship Gifts for Women, Birthday Gifts for Female, Going Away, Funny Gifts, Long Distance, Joke, Funny Candle, Scented Soy 10 oz. Candle
Brand: CEDAR CRATE MARKET
Color: Kraft Brown
Looking for a fun gift with a touch of attitude for men or women? Any of our candles will make the perfect gifts for that special person who appreciates a little humor! • Hand Poured and Labeled in small batches with Care 
• Infused with Premium Fragrance Oils 
• 100% All-Natural Soy Wax (no paraffin, paraben, lead or other metals.) 
• Cotton With Paper Core Wick 
• Packaged in A Gift Box ready to give for any occasion. 
• Dye and Phthalate Free. Vegan and Animal Cruelty Free 
• Perfect size for any room in your home. 
• The container is even reusable! Simply wash out with soap and warm water and use it for a candy jar, drink glass, or planter. ALL OF OUR CANDLES are made in small batches so that you always receive a perfect candle! We hand pour each and every candle with 100% Soy wax infused with premium fragrance oils, free from any harmful chemicals or additives. We carefully package each scented candle into a gift box to ensure they arrive in perfect condition. 
 
WE ONLY USE THE HIGHEST QUALITY SOY WAX for an excellent scent throw that will fill any room with the perfect aroma. Our candles have the longest burn time for soy wax candles. Our candles are the perfect size for any room in your home and will burn for 50-60 hours. Each candle comes with a lid to keep your candles aromatic and free from dust between uses. 
 
OUR 100% SOY WAX CANDLES are a great alternative to traditional paraffin wax candles and are naturally biodegradable! 
BEST FRIEND GIFTS: " FUNNY SAYING ",  Kraft Label, 10-ounce reusable Glass Jar, Scented Soy Candle, carefully packaged in a gift box.  Your best friend is totally unique, and you love her like a sister.  She is always there for you.  When shopping for a gift, you need a gift that is as amazing as your BFF.   Give your Bestie a bit of luxury that they'd never buy for themselves.   Your Best Friend deserves a pampering gift that shows them exactly how much you care.   
SCENTED SOY CANDLE: "Lemon, Peach, Orange" Our fragrant, natural soy wax candles are infused with premium oils to create a calming and relaxing scent .  Our 100% soy Candle Gifts are not only beautiful and aromatic but are also non-toxic and safe to burn in your home. A perfect addition to any home or office:  Display this candle in your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office, foyer or house.  The long lasting scent of our decorative vegan soy candles is bound to freshen y
BURN TIME:  50-60 Hours.  We use premium grade soy wax that has a clean and consistent burn with no harmful chemicals, additives or residue.  Our Cotton eco wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy your candle longer!  Once you’re done enjoying the natural candle, you can reuse the container.  Our candles are carefully designed and crafted with your home and family in mind.  Our Relaxing Aromatherapy candles will help you relax, soothe, and unwind.
FUNNY, INSPIRING or INSPIRATIONAL GIFT for birthday, Galentine’s, stocking stuffer, breakup, Christmas Gift, bday, mothers day or any other event in her life, will  let your bff know how fabulous she is.  Our funny candles that are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh.  Our Inspirational and Sentimental Candle Gifts will warm her heart. Our friendship candles will make her smile and know she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to s
GIFTS FOR ANY OCCASION: Our Best Friend Candles will perfectly express Your Love and humor. Celebrate Every Special Event! This candle makes an excellent birthday gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee or yourself.  Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job, a promotion or graduation.   The perfect gift for holidays, the "I'm thinking of you moments", or even if you are miles apart.

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