Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card or Congratulations Card (Toast)
Brand: Hallmark
Color: Toast
Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny card your friends and relatives who love a good pun are sure to appreciate.
Front features a happy piece of toast jumping for joy. Inside reads: "Just a little toast to celebrate you!"
Greeting card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

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