Product: Uber Numb 5% Lidocaine Topical Numbing Cream, 2 Ounce, Advanced Formula Rapid Absorption Non-Oily
Brand: UberScientific
Presenting Uber Numb topical numbing cream. With 5% lidocaine, the maximum amount allowed by law, plus Vitamin E to fight inflammation & moisturizers to hydrate your skin. 2-oz. jar. Why put up with pain? Rub a dab of Uber Numb numbing cream into the affected area... and you'll quickly get soothing relief for hemorrhoids, anal-rectal pain, itching & burning & more. The Secret: 5% Lidocaine Many topical ointments contain up to 4% lidocaine. But Uber Numb provides a full 5%, the maximum dose permitted without a prescription. What's more, it combines this extra-strength lidocaine with propylene glycol, which enhances skin penetration. Result? Your Uber Numb anesthetic cream goes down deep to numb nerve endings & block pain signals. Plus, it absorbs extra-fast, reaches full effect by 20-25 minutes & keeps numbing for up to 1 hours. Water-Based, No Oily Residue Unlike some topical anesthetics, your Uber Numb 5% Lidocaine Cream never feels sticky or greasy. Enhanced with Vitamin E & moisturizers, it leaves your skin soft & smooth... no itchy chafing or flaking. It's Made in the USA for Superior Quality & Purity Plus, it comes in a 2-oz. jar to last through multiple applications. Buy with total confidence. Click "Add to Cart" now to order your Uber Numb Topical Numbing Cream. 
Maximum Painkilling Power : Count on this topical numbing cream for super-strong pain relief. Its secret? 5% lidocaine, the largest dose allowed by the FDA for a non-prescription anesthetic.
Works Faster & Longer: As soon as you apply your lidocaine cream, it starts absorbing into your skin. By 20-25 minutes it reaches full numbing effect. Keeps numbing for as long as 1 hours.
Helps Reduce Inflammation: Enriched with Vitamin E (an anti-inflammatory), your UberNumb topical anesthetic helps relieve painful swelling. Also aids with moisturizing skin to prevent itchy flaking.
Non-oily Formula: Forget those sticky gels & greasy creams that can stain your clothes & bedding. This water-based anesthetic never feels greasy or cakey... and it won't leave an oily residue.
Made In USA & 100% Guaranteed: Trust this skin-numbing cream for lasting relief & all-American value. Unhappy for any reason? We'll gladly refund your full purchase price, no questions asked, no time limit.

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