Product: We Are for Texas (Of Losers, Legions: A Tapestry of Twisted Threads in Folio Book 9)
What becomes of a man born evil, a man so evil that he manages to slay his own mother while still a toddler, a man so wicked that countless nannies and teachers and caregivers follow, a man so deadly that not even Africa's heart of darkness can tolerate him? He must one day find himself bound for Texas, of course! 
 
Oh, he's a bad, bad man. Now he has a mind to go to Texas.

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