Product: A Diary of a Private School Kid
Private school is tough: bullies, peer pressure, uniforms, and social issues. You think it's bad being a wimpy kid in public school? Try walking in my shoes for one day! I'm Ben Montgomery and these are my unintentionally hilarious stories of misfortune. 
 
A Diary of a Private School Kid is a funny illustrated chapter book that's entertaining for children, middle school students, and adults.

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