Product: The Tome of Bill Series - Books 1-4: an Urban Fantasy / Horror Comedy Collection
Brand: Audible
There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them. This omnibus edition contains the first FOUR books of the best-selling Tome of Bill series. Includes: BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1) Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Sadly, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire, but fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Join Bill in this hilarious tale of immortal monsters and the man who's not afraid to flip them off, even if it gets him killed - again. SCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2) One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder's head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill's luck, do you even have to ask? THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3) A war is brewing between vampires and sasquatches. The vampire nation dispatches Bill Ryder to a faraway land to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead and so do some of his allies. HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4) On the eve of war, The Icon - legendary slayer of the vampire race - has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill Ryder's in love with her. Now he finds himself in a race to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do. Join Bill in these tales of myths, monsters, and foul-mouthed laughs. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then you're in for a bloody good time. Click BUY to enjoy the first half of this complete series TODAY. And don't forget to check out the Tome of Bill Series, Books 5-8 for the rest of Bill's misadventures.

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