Product: Freudian Slippers - Comfy Plush Slip - On Footwear - Size Medium Black
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Color: Black
Brought to You by UPG

The origins of UPG are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.) 

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake. 

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
Walk in Sigmund Freud's footsteps with these plush and comfy Freudian Slippers!
Each slipper has our patented built-in sock tongue! Wiggle your toes to make Freud's tongue move!
Available in men's and women's sizes (see sizing chart in product photos).
Comes in an attractive gift box and make a great gift for anyone in therapy (or needing therapy).
Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.

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