Product: I survived another meeting... should have been an email - Funny coffee mug by Donbicentenario - 11OZ Ceramic - Best gift or souvenir. SHIPS FROM USA
Brand: Donbicentenario
Color: White
With this kind of emojis gift you will bring happiness to your partner. Search no more, express your personality with joy. Buy one for your dad today, mom. Your sister or brother will envy you each morning. A must for Father's and Mother's day. Did I mention Valentine's day?
This 11-ounces coffee mug has a high definition printing on both sides, perfect either for right or left handed users.
Made with the best quality ceramic, it is an essential gift that will last for many years and anniversaries.
The perfect gift that suits any birthday, celebration or simply because you have to tell your loved one how much you care.
Safe for the whole family, it can be put on dishwasher, 100% safe for microwave. Its ceramic is commercial grade and can be used for hotels or restaurants.

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