USER
I need picked up at the airport can you get me an Uber
the airport
uber_lyft.location.from
Uber
uber_lyft.type.ride
ASSISTANT
Which airport and where are you trying to go?
USER
I am at O'hare and I need to go to 123 Champion Street in Chicago
O'hare
uber_lyft.location.from
uber_lyft.location.from
123 Champion Street in Chicago
uber_lyft.location.to.accept
uber_lyft.location.to.accept
ASSISTANT
Ok, what time does your flight get in?
USER
10:00 am
10:00 am
uber_lyft.time.pickup
ASSISTANT
Got it, what gate should they meet you at?
USER
I am coming in at gate 45 on American Airlines, give me some time to collect my luggage.
gate 45 on American Airlines
uber_lyft.location.from.accept
45 on American Airlines
uber_lyft.location.from.accept
ASSISTANT
Yes sir, how much time do you need?
USER
You better give me at least an hour.
ASSISTANT
So schedule the Uber for 11:00?
11:00
uber_lyft.time.pickup.accept
uber_lyft.time.pickup.accept
USER
Yes, that will still give me plenty of time to get to the office where I am giving the pitch.
ASSISTANT
Ok, but what about time to eat lunch?
USER
Yes, good question. I think there is a restaurant in the lobby of the office building.
ASSISTANT
Ok, what kind of car do you need?
USER
Well I just have a carry on and my briefcase. So nothing too big.
ASSISTANT
Ok, got it. Now it is asking me if you need water or another drink.
USER
A slug of whiskey to calm my nerves would be great.
ASSISTANT
Not this time! Remember last time when you pissed yourself in front of the whole board of directors?
USER
Of course I do, I nearly got fired! But I made the sale, didn't I?
ASSISTANT
Yes, somehow you did. I don't even want to know how you closed that deal.
USER
You are right, you do not want to know. The car should be black.
ASSISTANT
Got it, black.
USER
And have tinted windows. Darkly tinted.
ASSISTANT
Tinted windows. Anything else?
USER
The driver should wear a black suit and sunglasses.
ASSISTANT
Oh no, you aren't doing the "mob boss" again are you?
USER
Yeah, this is Chicago. It will go over big here.
ASSISTANT
Or you will end up dead.
USER
Just do it! I gotta make this sale! 
ASSISTANT
Ok, I will miss you if you end up dead.