tanmaysurana/HyPost huggingface dataset:
No, but that's why I'm like I think I need to buy him his wedding band.
It didn't do well.
I was gonna say, do they give you champagne or are you just allowed to bring your champagne?
Like a mutt. Yeah. Wow.
Really? Or do you just want me to cut them for you?
I really love being in Montreal.
Okay, I like that. That's funny. That's cute.
Yeah, you guys are Netflix people, right?
It looks like it is, well, that's a weird location.
No, it tastes really good. Mhm.
Oh yeah, we'd sit in the car watching the video.
People caring for you.
My mom's out and smoking.
And she, like, looks at me and then sits back down.
Not a fan of round things? Making a little round corner.  Tomatoes, blueberry, oh, half grape.
Why am I so confused right now?
Oh, there you go.
Are you peeing?
Well, his has changed so much.
We knew each other, and we recognized each other.
remind us on that.
Do you want me to cut them for you so you have snacks?
You're, like, I just wanna drink.
How many d-
I don't think you're tall because you're royalty.
It's what it is.
You said your old cat used to poop in pillows.
I'm definitely down for, definitely down for jet week.
I'm trying to stay busy in here.
You want red, orange and yellow?
There's no way he would not wear that ring. He'd yeah.
That's, that's really high, yeah.
No, but I wouldn't even necessarily get married at the all cuz then you have to pay them more for the wedding package.
Well, hurray.
That's what, that's why I keep the daily accounts.
She good?
The thing is, you know when you know.
Morning. Mhm.
Oh. You're good.
I know, tea and a cigarette just waiting yeah.
We went to Vegas, yeah, we went to Vegas for, like, a long weekend, like, last year, and I don't know how these guys , like, they would, we did, like, day club thing, where you get, like, a pool cabana.
Oh my god, that is so good.
I can't even then watch this guy with a seizure, killing myself.
Yeah, it's like, sounds, but if you're in the frame of m-
So wait. So, so, so. So is the community actually building, getting the homes built?
No, that you were an old housewife before.
Yeah, the best is funny.
I went to his place on
I think it, I think, like, you drive, like, all day to go from East to West, cuz, it's, it's not that big but it's really wide. It's boring as hell.
Your wrist hurts?
Yeah.  I was like, "No more tunnel vision. Stop writing random"
Uh, so I was like, I was like, "All right", yeah, I was like, "That's expensive, but, uh, we'll have to, we'll have to Gucci it down", so
Oh, okay. Meh.
The, the biggest, the, the, the biggest, like, trick involved in that is the fact that she's building homes but they're not, they're not taxed as homes, like, they're taxed as chattel, and then because of that they're not attached to the land, and because of that she still owns the land and retains ownership of it, and then can just charge lot rent forever, and lot rent in Austin is very expensive
It's super orange out. Weird.
The corn
It has been a great summer.
Okay, so that's, but that's kind of both.
Ah. This is random, Mel.
That's awesome. So good news as of
She's normally Mamacita.
And she also knows we have the time on our hands, right, so, when we don't know what day of the week it is, at least we should go and volunteer. Um . We'll help. "Get a job, man." So, um
It's like The Box.
I don't know, I've never seen it before.
Wow. Those are some sliced-ass, uh, grapes.
Uh, had a really long line, and, oh, it is amazing.
Oh yeah. You told me that.
It's also cuz I'm sitting down, so I feel like I'm short.
That's banana bread. That's chocolate chip oatmeal raisin cookies.
Mm. Mhm. Nice.
I know, kind of a boring salad, but
Oh, are they?
But you can, you can ride on the street, right? You can go in the regular lane. You just maybe don't want to.
But he didn't go.
Um, and it's
Yeah, or they're finding their own way, yeah.
You've got a lot of it here.
Yeah. Where do you get those?
Dress shopping is so fun.
Oh. Mhm?
Yeah, or you know, I mean, I'll call no, or like or like famous Julia, like, Lady Gag Julia or, like, you know, just these minor little details, like, where maybe you have, like, a certain talent or something and something else.
mm, we're going to just have the fruit as the side.
I don't wanna do it again.
Really? Because they tried remaking Arrested Development, and it wasn't as good. Trial and Error. No. Hmm.
So, you know, there's that, so there's, I mean, it's in a bit of,  we kind of, uh, we gotta see, we gotta see. Um
Oh, I see. Yeah. Sorry.
She lived for another year. Yeah, her name was Armani, yeah.
Right, yeah. Yes.
We drove. Evo. Car share.
Good, well, you can't teach that many.
Yeah, that's why D and I were hanging out.
That I ditched out on a few things by lying about it? I know, it was totally legit reasons.
Oh cuz I had, like, the biggest freakin' cabbage out of my garden.
So, am I not right, ladies?
Sorry to be rude.
What, Pizza Hut?
And I still don't know if I believe in past lives.
And these past this past week with his dad and his sister visiting with all the questions of marriage, I looked at him and I was like, see how hostile we've become just discussing wedding details?
I can really taste the, I can really taste the inside of the grapes because they were sliced so evenly. Yeah. Mhm.
Because she said she's dissolving it, and we're like, why doesn't she just sell it, like
Yeah, I don't know, then being obese, I think that's bullshit. That's effing bullshit.
No. No, yeah.
Um, nowhere big. Next weekend we're going to San Diego, and then we're going to Austin a couple weeks later. We're going on the boat this weekend.
In Australia, it's dual, like, gay marriage is recognized on both sides.
So, I eat beets at all the time now because of your gorgeous
No, but they, they all, they
No, so, so, why, sorry, was literally because I was dumb.
Uh, I'll have water. Um, do you want me to just put this in the garbage?
Yeah cuz I was to celebrate the yeah.
Yeah for a new relationship yeah.
What was the state that we drove through that I was, like, mad at the state for being so big? It was so unnecessary. I think it was Pennsylvania.
Like, is this not enough? And why is this not enough? I didn't understand it, and so I would cut the conversation short
Woah. Where was it?
Oh  Pennsylvania's big?
I don't really wanna know, no.
You're, like, I want you to be there and be happy, but this is how it's gonna go down. I get it. Yeah. Mhm.
I think I told them that when you got to Dubai, all your shoes were Gucci. When you got to the U.S. All your shoes were Gucci. Do you have any shoes on now? And how we had to go out and buy you non-gucci shoes.  Yeah, that was his reaction.
It gives you hope, though.
So, if this is the speaker, Shay and I were here and this guy's right here, so we can't move, we can't go.
I would like to do it in UVIC, though, cuz then I could move to the island for a little bit.
So, I read this, like, life changing book. Life changing.
insightful, like, "Oh, I'm gonna tell her she's the best girl."
It sounds like you're, like, super bossy.
You should never have passed.
No. We didn't know how to turn lef-
That's okay, we're gonna strike it from the record. Yeah.
No. You, you do your job. You sit, you relax. You're
What kind of bowl would you want this in?
You know, I saw a picture of her without, with
I don't really want to start thinking beyond this right now. And they all accepted that as an answer, and I was like, "This is enough for me right now. I need to come home."
Wow. Wow.
He is the rotator. Abhi, all that's left is the salad for you to do.
For his friend that
Woah.  It was what? Armani. Wow. Damn.
Yeah, I love my sister.
Oh. So, um
I trust your expertise.
Well, I asked him, actually, a week ago and I was like, how is married life for him cuz he eloped.
And I was like, yeah, I know, like, you and I like want very different things. Like, he was like, I wanna live in a small town and, like
Can you, can you put this back in
It just started going bad.
Oh, we forgot.
Um, yeah, it's all about success, and
No, but it isn't really
Oh really? Right. Yeah, that's right, you don't have to be married. You just have to live together.
Which I think is ridiculous when it's a doctor, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like how do you get in touch with this person. Luckily he's like, you know, in a field of medicine where it's usually not an emergency, it's not like, you're not gonna live or die, or you know what I mean, it's not life or death usually.
And she's the white lady from the mid-west?
Especially in New York.
And I was like
And also, I don't think all black people will find him funny. It's like a very politically, politically charged kind of humor, and, like, it's not Chappelle. Chappelle is, Chappelle is like
Hold on. All of a sudden you don't get approved for your insurance because you're predisposed.
That's cute. That's nice.
No, I just put it on silent. Oh, you did? Okay.
How much time do we have left?  So, so, um, she found that, was, a, we signed up, we gotta go for so basically they wrote us an email back saying that
And you get to a point where you can't grow anymore is what I was told.
But whatever
You're the rotator.
I'm not uncomfortable. It's the laundry, that's the only thing, and that you leaving for some girl.
Which is good for you guys, cuz you weren't expecting this, right?
Yeah. I love food.
People don't say that.
Yeah? It wasn't too hard, actually. The crust was the annoying part, but that's because I don't have a food processor.
It's right there, we're cool.
No, no, that's not my, that's not, that's not my point, that's not my point, I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
That's like, uh
It was still fun.
What's Opex?
They're, uh, they're made of blown foam. You smelling my shoes? Well, they're, they're not very old. But the , no, but the thing, like, they , they're, they're not meant to really, they're not meant to really provide much support.
I did text him saying, "I'm on my way." And before I was late, I texted him.
I don't know, I don't know, it's but yeah, it's weird.
I don't. I don't.
Yo, do I have to get married?
And it's also in Alberta. It's in Alberta, too. No, it's Western Canada.
Well, your gut bacteria relates to your mental status.
That's what you do with a dog.
What's the name of the show?
Well, it, it, somebody told me about it at work, and they're like, "If you're bored you should do this." and, it was like, a, you know, yeah, it was exactly like you described, you're bored at work, and you just want a distraction so you do that.
If you like big forks
She has, like, a room for her shoes where they're all presented on white shelves, and all, and then purses all on, stacked on shelves. Mhm.
You will. It will it will teach how to understand. You will learn how to understand because that's the only way for you to pass.
Mmm, that's true. Let that melt into the little
Sarah helped me pick it out.
Yeah. She's a tough cookie.
But, like, that is a weird, like, you're at this
Yeah, like a random barn.
You you are in Canada. You are in Canada after all.
No, the garden just went bonkers wild and then I didn't want to deal with it anymore, so I just like stopped, I just stopped.
No, I just, I got in through marriage. I just I have a PR through marriage. Yeah. It's so much easier than trying to get a, a work, you know, a work thing.
Probably probably because yeah I I now had a ring on my finger.
It's like a Goodwill, but it's like a big, yeah.
I don't know, you're more likely to go out to eat at a restaurant and it be like good food, whereas here I find
And it's like form-
What, um, what, what platform is that on?
Yes, right here.
I mean, maybe it could be, in the end, a couple grand. But then when you're doing the P D P, like, I wonder how much. I should research that.
Mhm yeah.
Yeah. So it's all brand new.
It's in Texas? Is that in Texas?
No, not even a rift. It was just, I had a falling out with a couple of the girls in the house.
Cuz like other people uh have not enjoyed their engagement rings and I think it's so far from who they are so I thought that was
Oh I just realized I forgot salt and pepper on the pie. That's okay. We'll salt and pepper it ourselves. Yeah.
I love being single.
Extremely. The vodka was coming out of my ears.
You wanna Snap it, jan?
Have you met her friends, though?
What? Oh. Thanks for getting those. Mmm. Would you guys prefer like a ma, pre-made dressing, or do you want just like an oil and vinegar?
What is that, a show?
It's a big, it's a big round of bullshit, because of the fact that her brother-in-law brought a wi-fi box.
Tuesday. And so now we found out Tuesday is discount night. Mhm. All of them, apparently. Abhi said it's since when he was a kid, he said
That shit's for, like, beyond life, if you believe in that.
No, I told them. I was like, "They're gonna try and cash in on us, because it's a wedding."
They're fantastic. Like, they're beautiful dresses.
Mmm. It was really good.
Like, I was like, oh, I'm dumb.
Rachel is leaving.
Yeah. I will. Just put the oven off.
Sarah can't?
She's selling, is she , she's selling it?
Look, we should go here. Glacier National Park.
That's what I did, yeah.
Cuz then you don't wanna hurt them. Yeah.
The when I was there in Montreal, I missed it and then I went to the townships, which is like an hour and a half South towards the border and then I had my time there and then a week later I went back up to Montreal and then I didn't miss it so much anymore.
I'm raising the blinds!
She's sweet.
I was gonna bring cake and she's like, ice cream, and I'm like
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
They're like, "Nope."
All right, let's get plates and stuff.
you know what, surprisingly, like I thought I was so skeptical about it, because I'm very conventional in I mean, there's a lot of, I'm very difficult to please, comedy-wise.
I went to business school with people like that, and they tired me the hell out.  Those people are fucking crazy. How do they do it?
If if if if we're gonna have a get together and people wanna celebrate and stuff like that, then I'm totally fine with that.
Right, yeah. Got it, yeah.
Abhi? Where'd you put the big silver bowl? Or would I put it somewhere? Oh, just kidding. Thanks.
Uh, sure, thanks.
Yeah, that's what I used to
And we'll send them a big payment on Monday.
But I'm kind of the same way.
No. No. I don't want it. I don't want it.
It's the last glass with ice.
Yeah, something to cool us down.
It's good, right? That soft, fleshy taste.
Yeah, I mean, and also, yeah, the fact that you know, now it's like rent there, rent here, expense, you know, like, there's v-
Your heart broke open to enjoy so much, though, Mel.
What if oh and you could have watched it live.
They basically have to rate you in a bit of a, so, like, yeah, we gotta go through this check and credit check and then background check and then police report check and then before you can even get enrolled, and I'm like
It's so fun.
That is what's up.
And they just experienced, like, a minor tornado.
There you go. I get to belch for the, uh, techie dudes or whatever.
Unless it's Roberts. I would totally change my name to that.
You want me to sing it?
You needed that for your heart to break open.
Which, is, uh, it's like a burlesque club,  but it's, like, hilarious, it's not meant to be really sexy, it's meant to be funny. It's like a funny burlesque club. And so they've got this announcement who calls himself the Blue Bunny
Well, well, that's what I, that's why I asked, I was like, "They've gotta be doing something. And"
Well, I'll
Well, when you have all those other things.
It's so hard to know that the hell true, like what true is anymore, yeah.
Well, here, let's
Is that cool?
Start it, it's really good. Yeah. I mean
Hi, Mama.
And we love to eat.
Okay. And they knew it was him when
No, she wanted to, she wanted to, no, immediately, and she was wondering why I
What about electricity?
You must have been mean to this cat. Yeah. He's like, "So I heard you're super clean, so." Were you like that then, really clean?
But it's weird the things that people get judgy or weird about.
Serena and I were in the front row.
That's a worst impression.  Coffee?
If it were a boy, like, whenever I meet a Jacob or a Caleb
Next time I go back, I think I do wanna spend more time in Montreal than I will in the townships.
You need that for the handies?
This couch is too low.
So the shoes were in there, the stuff I had left in Dubai was in there, and then this vintage Prada purse, and I'm like, "That's so sweet of her" and so I was like, "I need to thank her" and so she comes by, and I'm emptying out my suitcase, and she goes, "What are you doing with my vintage Prada?"
Nelson's great. Have you ever been?
What are you guys watching, now?
They wouldn't tell us.
Like, yeah, I said, "Let me come in and bounce ideas. I'll fax and photocopy. Let me do,  I wanna, I wanna wear a tie again. Just a small tie. It'll probably be L V."
That was like the place to go when we were freshmen in college and wanted to drink for spring break, so we went to Quebec .
I just realized I'm probably, like, eating so loudly, I'm like
Oh, something is
It's lowercase hello, all caps, thank you, question mark, I can how put residents in prospects. Janet.
Tell me about the Monday night date.
Mm. You're like, "You are not a good PT."  "You are not allowed to"
I don't want salad.
So, every life you actually learn a lesson.
We have, we have, we have uh, we have uh
Um trying to think other things that I did.
Yeah, of course, that's, yeah, yeah, I think it sounds awesome. Lots of activities and stuff.
Oh, cuz you made the dough? Mm.
She's selling? Does she want to sell it to me?
You're dating nice girls.
You're I I think you're actually not meant you're just supposed to hold their head to make sure they don't hit anything.
Would it kinda be cheaper?
We don't have a cat, and yet, I feed, now I have to feed this cat.
Can you put it on, put it on a plate?
uh-huh and that's the thing, it's okay.
Oh, my gosh, I love it.
Haze, where did this is extra? Jan? This is extra?
Yeah, that is funny, yeah. Good story.
That works. We've got fruit, too, that we can have as a side, and we've got um lettuce and nuts to throw together a salad, just a side. Yes.
Yeah, I am winding down.
Hmm. Neato.
No, nothing? Hmm.
The celebrate the engagement?
You can use a, I think the guy who lived once was a bit of a
It could be, it could be the, the, the feeling of reciprocity where he goes, "Well, maybe I've got a project, but I, I couldn't in good conscience give you a project to do without paying you, and we can't afford to pay you, so I don't want to set up the expectation."
She I proposed.
And, uh, such a traumatic time and, uh, traumatic and good time.
Permanent shit.
My juicy beet.
That, and I want travel.
Ah, yeah, I guess so, yeah.
Uh, yeah, right, cuz I just need to, like, get on that burrito.
Not far. Near the No Frills, right next to the Gordon's No , yeah yeah, right, that's true.
These arm things are kinda weird.
Cuz I didn't even know
Um. Next weekend.
And that's, mmm, I'll try both.
Yes! That's right.
I've never had any Tinder tales.
That you, that you believe you can sell. You know what I mean? So there's gotta be some
They're all really fun and they all make me, yeah, exactly, as long as I'm not stressed.
And to get her, see here it, if she wants to practice as a PT, uh she's gotta take the  again, which I think is
Uh that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just bring the bowl over to you if you want. Do you want me to do it? Okay.
Can you guys, uh, move to the living room, please, while I, uh, wash dishes?
Oh, don't forget your, oh, you put it in there.
No, I don't see it here.
That's hilariou-
Yeah, permanent shit.
UBC should give us the most expensive zip code land in Canada, yeah.
It is cold in here in the winter.
Your mother and father.
And she was like, so, where are you at now? And I was like, I stopped.
Trying to think now. I'm totally drawing a blank.
Talking about night party, day party, after party, all the way
I really loved them. Yeah. For me, they were good.
Yeah, it's like, maybe I'll pour him a beer if he comes over, like, maybe not.
All right. Okay.
No, and
That's true. Well, and I was like, "We could have that as a side" and he's like, "No, we need a dessert", so it's perfect you guys brought a dessert.
He'd be, He'd be like an be like an Armani.
Like, it's like, it's not, it's not, and just to tell you, this is, it's not, it's not financially driven, you know what I mean? Like
We've got this. Abhi, there's the fruit I'll get out, How am I, do we have serving spoons?
Oh my god. Prolly cuz her diet was no nutritious.
So, instead of just giving your dog dog food, you're giving them, meh.
I know, it's so true  people.
Oh summer bank holiday, I thought it like, was a cup.
You don't know them all really well. You can get by in all of them, yeah.
Never met a Jacob or a Caleb I didn't like.
No. Definitely not points, or I mean not credit points with that, just regular.
Well, then I maybe I'm, maybe I don't wanna do it again because I'm such an old soul that I'm tired and I don't wanna do it again.
It's nice, cuz it's close.
That helps it makes the juice go out.
You can't? You, jobless, can't? Like, why do you need to connect to anything?
Was it like, did, did it, did it have, "You idiot" after it, "Get off the bike, you idiot, and cross the street, you idiot."
I was, like, best friends. I'm like, you have that in reverse.
She'll talk to anybody.
So, or people are just like, well, I'm just not good at it. I'm like, but you can be.
Meet us there, we're getting hitched.
And took her to, give up, give her body up at the vet, so they have a section where you go and you give them, and they'll do all the services, they do like a doggie, and she woke up on the bed.
Well, something like that. But different dates.
Where? When?
Trial and I've never even heard of it. No.
Then you're a new soul.
Operating expense.
Yeah, you liked it, right?
Yeah, yeah, people did.
Who took a chap and just put it right there? You?
Yeah, jan. I'll, I'll, I'll get up when you guys sit down. Can, can we
We'll have dessert too, anyways. So let's clear this and oh.  Okay. We have dessert, too.
Hmm, not yet.
Aw. That's nice.
Rachel's laughing at bad things
Your mom's pulling your leg.
That's in B.C.
You're just not into it.
In You thought the orange tomato was a grape?