tanmaysurana/HyPost huggingface dataset:
And he loves them.
You know what, you'll figure it out.
No, it's just probably, like, they're doing their thing.
I think it's in too I think it's too much shade, but my garden has been a huge experiment.
It's just like, we try to project too far ahead.
He's always so funny.
But you gotta do you P D P, too. Like, I don't have that, and I hated it.
So that makes me a little nervous, too.
Maybe I'll do mine on jet week.  "Hey guys, we're just going on a jet."
But, um
It was, Abhi, what was the place we went to for Devon's birthday brunch?
It sounds awesome, but my my auntie went back far enough in our in our family history that there is royalty in there, too.
But, like, yeah.
That's why her cutting skills are so excellent.
Um, they took, they took me to, uh, uh, Caroline's on Broadway, comedy club. They used to have a show, they used to film it, it's called Caroline's Comedy Hour. There was like a , it's, like, a famous comedy club on Broadway and Midtown.
I know, I had to put mine back in.
Do I want more food? No, I'll be sick.
It does sound gross. Thank you, I know.
right, like, how many people, who doesn't like Sarah?
I've always wanted to go to Nelson.
I know, right? He loves his casseroles.
Uh, sorry, this is an English the daily bread. Just remember that.
Oh, Mel, could you cut these in half?
Right. I'm, like, the only white guy in the audience.
And it's this, yeah, I guess, I dunno. This guy, the dr-
Oh god. Oh dude.
I know a guy that did that to his wife, like, just wrote "marry me" on his stomach all naked and  yeah.
Right, so, once, once, our, our, our, um, if it happens or if it doesn't happen, you know? and so, know what I mean? There's those, those things, she doesn't have her car, because we don't want to go through the, uh
I've never heard of Natives.
I'm like, "You fuck." So, she came. She came along with us to the dinner and to the comedy show. Yeah.
Oh, my god. That's insane.
Oh, that's why.
We haven't , we haven't felt it over here.
Yeah, I, yeah.
So, dog, would eat, like, if we had, we had rice and meat, like, leftover rice and meat would be what the dog ate, like at least
It's literally, like, just because of D M L.
It's nice that it's a weekend, too, like, you have, like a whole thing. We literally did, like, we flew in, we had our bachelor party, no.
Uh, they met at a wedding. Yeah.
Yeah. Tell us what to do. Put us to work.
Mel offered.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, I called them. Yeah.
Yeah. You can change the resistance. You can get the calories, you can get your heartbeat. Um.
But I couldn't even, like, defend it. Like, I was like
No, this, that's weird.
It's on the drive.
And you're busy, so, like, it's hard to
What is G I A N C?
Our favorite show, the Murderboard.
Woah. Oh, that's uber fancy. Oh, okay.
Oh, do it.
Oh. uh-huh.
Okay, where did they meet?
Yeah, so she found, no, you don't, you're not, companion for him, yeah. Not for me.
I had to take a buncha random shit I had to buy a lotta things
All my dogs are named Charlie.
No, I have to be in here, that's my
Urine, blood, fecal matter, they do everything. Blood pressure.
You and your mother specifically looks like royalty.
No, it's not mostly burgers. It's, like, they're famous for their burgers, but they're, it's like a casual dining restaurant. You can go there for anything. The burgers are great, yeah.
It it almost never ends up being a real true reflection of who you are as a person.
Look at this. This is cool.
Abhi would wrap it, but I'm kind of a hippie chef.
Like, what if it's a bathing suit?
You get any emails that blew up?
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? I think I think it's a boy.
Yeah, like, my inbox's starting to fill up.
There are some raisins in 'em, just be careful.
Yeah, right? Yeah
Yeah, right? Johnson.
She does the best move with vegetables.
Mm, Mindy Project. Yeah. Mhm.
Yeah, so I'm so glad for the Irish connection.
Can you, do you slice beans?  Usually.
I think that's the best way. You know, just
What did we do that was like awesome?
Between UBC and and and ah ha ha, you dropped.
Oh sorry. Well
This was Dubai.
I didn't, I didn't even realize it.
So, it's like, if she wants a vacation, she comes, you know?
Yeah. Cuz we're right on that Avanac or whatever it's called.
Like, Christie and I, like, we used to just like every birthday for us and our anniversary, we would always go to a fancy ass restaurant. Yeah.
What do you wanna do with the cucumber?
Yeah, that's kind of weird, right? Yeah.
And you didn't run into each other?
Purified water, not regular water. Organic coconut cream. Organic evaporated cane juice. Strawberry, cocoa flakes, vanilla extract, guar gum, that's about it.
Are they for cereal gonna be mad at me cuz I left to get a hair elastic?
He's just very youthful looking.
The dress doesn't have to be extravagant yeah.
Um, I, blanking as well, it is
F, people.
You got the youth part. That medical thing youth, you got.
Wow. But yeah, those are
It is very good, bubba.
Sarah, quit, sit your butt down.
Or it was like cuz I work the weekends as well so it was uh
Woah, that's funny.
I didn't realize how big some of these states were. Like, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana.
Unless I'm having a really good time, in which case, that's like, once a year.
It's in the oven already?
They don't smell. Well, I'm thinking if you don't wear socks, like, that's true.
yeah, and, after you've worn them, so it was like, re-wear, yeah, and then, you know, that was like the hitch that was the hitch that they didn't like so much.
Oh, we should all do that.
I feel like this is actually pretty good.
I I saw it once.
Yeah, and I, like, I really like her as a friend and, like, we just we're very similar. Like, turned out we both grew up in White Rock and, like, it's just so bizarre.
No, I didn't even think of that before, but my mom recently was like, "Oh, no, like, it's a duke," and I'm like, "Well, why don't you find out," and mom's like, "No, I don't care," and I'm like, "Well, I'm kind of curious."
That was it. That was it.
There was all these options of what you could do.
Yeah, that's the kind of, uh, um.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanna know.
Jan, you can take the royal chair, I'll take that chair.
Oh. Yeah. Well, I don't know what else to
Weird, that is weird, yeah.
Or that they don't bite, but make sure they don't, like, bite their tongue, that's the thing, cuz they can, they can swallow their tongue.
I hope you got heavy cream the other day.
Oh, your ear thing.
Too crappy with people I work with, yeah.
It's based on, like, what they're saying, like, you know what I mean? But
My, my sister's tough as nails.
Well, no, it tooks it takes me forever to cut those that chicken or whatever.
Okay, FYI the reason why I'm not doing it cuz I think it's really cool, too, I actually wanna know what I'm predisposed to, kind of medical issues.
The fireworks.
The fires?
Her mom passed away and I went back to spend a week with her and, um, it was like a simple math problem, like really simple math and it's
Well. No, you know how something may be, you could always make something better if you make it unhealthy. Yeah? Okay, good.
Uh yeah but you might need more like
Yeah, it goes so huge.
That's what's important, it's pretty.
Well, when you're as good as me, Mel, I can make
Yeah, you just like walked away from Mel. You're like, whatever.
She's like, "What are you carrying?" She's like, "What are you carrying? Put this on!"
Yeah so I do like I do like long slices and then I cut it in half.
Which hospital? VGH?
And I agree, peanut butter cookies that are just peanut butter cookies are also a little boring, like white chocolate peanut butter, or
Oh, that's not a disposal. Uh. iced. is it sugared iced tea, or just
It's just not
Yeah, but I don't, you know.
No, she's like a lesbian. Yeah.
Yeah, like, I think it makes sense to me that you would continue it all.
Yes, cuz you have a
To use a coupon? But the restaurant wants, like, wants you to use the coupon so that you come.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's, she's talking about in Texas.
Yeah, but they're also in the grocery store on Hastings
You're like a, we're, like, like, being friends with you, Abhi, is like adopting a puppy with, like, a possibly fatal illness.  You know? And the puppy may die at any moment, but he may live, and you just don't know, and
She went biking to get groceries.
That's a horrible point place.
Like we I just told Haley, this is a huge, , like she she was like sad when she heard that, I said, "That's the happiest news I've heard." because, that, , that X Y Z is, is is dissolving.
Holy poo.
Also, it's orange.
That is so awkward, like
You don't want us to, like, get, like, a male model and like you can sketch him nude? Like, you're not into that?
And I feel like we would uh your friends would pay to go there that's fine.
Oh, yeah. I'm
I know, it's like, I don't know him well enough to comment, but hey, man, make up your own rules.
But, um, yeah, but I like the fact that you it on the same, on the same night, or a same, because we've got, like, Haze has got a friend, we've got invited to their bachelor, bachelorette party, I mean, I'm only friends, not I'm only friends with them, he's a friend of mine as well, but I'm friends with him because Haley's friend's husband
Oh. Which site?
Okay, um, fuck, I don't know, it came
You're a talker.
I like Mo-
But, so that's the thing, like, I would so, I already have kind of planned out exactly, like, I'm like, okay, hot air balloon ride, champagne glass, boom, there's a ring in the glass. That's what's gonna happen, but I'll be like, will you marry me.
Right? Right? And it's kinda weird.
Oof. Yeah, you can't really kill time for that much time. I mean, you'd have to be
Ohio would be
It takes forever to
Is that refreshing too? That you don't have to worry about saving for the wedding? That's sort of refreshing.
Did you end it?
Like, I don't, that to me is like not so, yeah.
Or in that ballpark.
Oh yeah, those are good.
Mm, that's neat. Hmm.
I get confusing?
Oh, I'm comfortable.
We're not obeying, we're not obeying the rules. We're supposed to be in the kitchen, but we're not doing it. Should we sit at the table? Okay, I'll sit at the table. Okay.  All right.
That means you're never gonna be on the other side where you can just do it for a  where you can do it just constantly, so, it's a good sign.
Those are good, right?
No, think about it, though. When you're single, you drink a little bit more, you maybe eat a little bit worse.
Especially when it's so warm out.
And, uh
Just casual sex?
A lot of people have clips, too. They, like, clip in downtown. They have road bikes.
And I was like, that's what I don't want.
That is it. No boo, I got whipping cream. Yeah, yeah, I got whipping cream. It's the same thing. it's the same thing.
Mel didn't even make it and they're still friends. It's not even fair.
Okay. Or C. as Dolly sometimes puts it.
Well, now I have potatoes and cauliflower and beans, pole beans, so purple and yellow.
Oh, you've already seen it? Oh, oh, that's awesome.
But I still saved
Um I'm gonna put the pies in, I'm gonna do the light side salad and fruit and just chop stuff up, so you might just wanna come in and out.
Oh, sorry. So sorry. I just, I just use, I'm just used to pulling the table closer to me.
I laughed. Like, I learned that from years of trauma, that I can't.
Oh, the best, so memorable, yeah.
Yeah. I mean, that was, that was, that was, yeah, but that was my life for how many years?
Mhm.  That sounds like a, uh, Cards Against Humanity card.
Why do you know all that, Abhi?
How much later?
My mom just texted me.
I think she means I can now put residents in prospects, but
Oh, okay, okay, yeah, mhm. Mhm.
Are you guys cool?
You speak Tamil?
Like, I'm like, I
I was thinking about all the inappropriate things I could say right now. It's just, it's hard.
Losing their shit.
My mom's sitting at home smoking
Nah, it's just the fan.
Yeah, Emma especially.
Well, I've no idea how it tastes, so. Where's the light in here?
Oh, my friend Haley.
We ate larger than she did, but then she, like, surprised me, too, like, months later. Yeah.
And so many people are afraid of math and it breaks my heart.
But scientifically, I can't sing.
But it's like refrigeration. Oh.
And it was like math and calculus and stuff.
That makes sense, yeah, mhm.
Yeah. it's just that you wanna be mentally active and, yeah.
Cuz we're more west.
What does it look like? I wanna know. Do you have pictures?
I can't remember. I don't know.
Oh my gosh. Is there like a TV show like rap battles where like software battles.
Me, me. Cuz, well, you guys were doing your Stanley park, well, thing, and I don't wanna be crunching in the background. Right?
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah. That sounds really fun.
Ooh, I like Sam, that's cute.
I don't remember stuff, anyway, so tell again.
That's awesome. Oh, awesome.
Jam. It's on Hastings. But, then, like. far East on Hastings, so not Hastings. Which is far East, it's not, like, right here.
Um, between UVIC and UBC?
Mmm, this is good.
Like, I don't talk to anybody.
Something smells good. I'm gonna guess it's food that smells good.
He's like, , he's like, "I'm thinking about this. Hmm. Can I handle that? Can I handle not talking? Hmm. Well, maybe I'll take you up on it once a month."
You could just write that on your chest, yeah.
Anyways, so but I was just throwing that out there as like you you can still make your own choices. Like, of course that's a traditional why did you like throw that out there? Like, maybe you should wear a ring, I don't know.
Doopy doo. Doopy doo.
Me too now, yeah.
Can you pass the salad?
Which is not gonna happen to you Mel, uh, uh, yeah.
Yeah totally yeah mhm mhm
I don't know, we made lists.
She is. I know, the only thing I didn't do was it said to put on, um, oh, can you bring the salt and pepper too, bub? Said to put on, uh, tomatoes on the rhymes, on the vine, still.
Yep. Mhm.
Yeah, cuz I know, like, a lotta the teachers that I've met, they say there's not enough female science math teachers.
So it's , well, no.
That would be fun, I think. Do you guys both ski?
Yes. They also bought a national, not very authentic, but authentic, Mexican restaurant.  Yeah, they did. They, they merged.
Um, yeah, it was about quarter to, I think.
Like, if if other people outside our relationship wanna fight because they weren't invited or couldn't make it to Cancun or whatever reason, then that's their problem, not mine.
Ooh, there's taco Tostitos.
So I found this thing, a companion for him. Okay, you wanna tell it? Mkay.
No, do not bring that up.
You guys ever been to the ice hotel in Quebec City?
Role models, yeah.
There's gonna be a live taping of, uh, Savage Love, Dan Savage.
Yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
That's a
Oh, my god, no, she does insane things.
I know, right? You're like
If you could hear how Rachel and I talk to each other every day.
I have a feeling the U.S. CIS is pretty backed up, cuz, uh, I've been trying to, um, switch my green card from a full time green card to a commuter green card
Mm. Little more traditional, yeah.
Reco and Ledo.
What, um, are you studying in school? Like, what program are you taking?
Living in this house, it was like
Well, they would, you would sleep through like a whole Sunday or something.
No, I mean, it's a beautiful state, but, like, to drive through it, there's, like, I don't know, I felt claustrophobic, almost. Like, just, there's nothing.
Mm. Well, going to Austin, and then my parents are gonna drive up, and having some friends over, and
Yeah, my, yeah, that's my sister, because my sister is like, my sister
Wait, what what what?
Yes, I will. Please.
But there is a lot of bikers, too, so you can follow them.
Oh, it didn't?
I see. Wow.
Like, I'm the last man standing.
Oh, holy crap.
No. Tomorrow's Friday.
But I definitely had those, like, boy crazy, like, love crazy years, for sure, when I was younger, where I was like, I want this, I want this connection, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.
I'd do cashews.
Irish boy?
Those are great. Is that a doorbell?
Yeah, that's fair, though, because you are here, like, as a, it was unexpected. And it's, like, "Hmm, is this?" Like, I get it. That makes sense.
Or they find a reason, right?
Why why doesn't Sarah?
We did, we just did them on the same night, but separately.
Well, they're renting the land like an RV park. Yeah.
And what if
No I left it on. It's preheated. So all we gotta do is brush it with egg white and then put it in.
Yeah, cuz it's not the North West, but it's
Put a sprinkle of that shit.
It's in Shuswap.
So it should
Hmm? Like
How were you caught chatting with me, you were connecting to Ben's wi-fi, right?
And my edibles. I'm fine.
I called your people and told them all you'd be busy.
For other reasons.
You know, I, I
She at this age never has found it?
That's like Old Navy territory, right there, man. Yeah.
In the delivery room, so that's why I have no updates. He's in the thick of it, yeah.
Yes. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.
And I was like, can we do something with this?
Well no because like
Yeah, they're like, "Hey, then you could drop it whenever."
My mom stops, uh, you, you're okay with the white plate?
With just you?
Until, til April next year.
But the family left today. And then we went for brunch.
Yeah, so, that's the, that's the
And that, it's death, and it tires me out to even think about it, so I'll stop.
To like adjust it?
Yeah. I guess my sister's very
And because it's awesome
Fresh baby.
No, I wanna do a girl's night, though.
Like, "Don't", and I was like
I used to love the cookie crates.
She's funny, though.
See, that is so surprising to me.
Don't drink?
How are we doing with time?
But I heard, and I I don't I don't claim it to be true, I just heard that they're cutting French immersion programs, but I don't know if it's because they don't have enough French teachers.
Carrier pigeon.
Such a good gift, though.
But you guys are gonna have some veggies here, pre-cut.
And he's like, "Oh, yes, I'm waiting, uh, they're not letting me build it, so do you want to come with me and ask for land and permission to build it?"
Oh, okay, cool.
But I gave you a knife.
Hmm. Do you guys want little plates, or do you just want napkins or something?
But isn't that so enjoyable?
That's, I don't remember when we started eating, do you?
That's so extra. She, like, loves, that's so funny.
Sick puppy syndrome. She is not sure if she wants to let that puppy go, yet.
Yeah, raise the blinds.
No. I do not. No, there's enough, there's enough of them.
He has an agenda, and the agenda is, is, I mean, it's a worthy agenda, but it's not, like, super fun.
Yeah, right? Boring, yeah.
And, yeah, and then we just like hurt each other to shit in the end, yeah.
You're actually supposed to have, you're supposed to have that dressing, Dolly, you're supposed to have that
Guy with hairy back.
Naughty, naughty.
Yeah. Uh, and Volkswagen, but mostly, the, the real enthusiasts were, like, the Audi enthusiasts.
Exactly. I don't, I, but like I
But it was a nice grocery store, that's what's yeah.
Are you guys going anywhere this summer? Or is summer over? Or, no, it's not over.
I need to start, I need to start, I need to start doing something more mentally than anything else.
No, she's vegetarian.
There was an Asian.
It's it's a sit down, it's a little more it's expensive.
Or just have faith that it's still gonna be
I know, but, like, I use my weekend to, like, sleep.
It sounds totally insane, but it was just like I felt crazy things, crazy things that I was like, oh my god, this is what like real true love is.
But no, no, no, no, well, that's the thing, like, I don't know.
I don't remember doing a single formula because you just punch it into the computer, whatever, and like, literally, the dude will just like give you the answers if you show up and you're like, hey, what's up? Like, don't worry, I'm never gonna go for a real physics job, like, yeah.
It's dark. Like, it's a bit dark.
It's so big. And there's nothing in it.
Some people still do that.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
But, uh, but yes, so now my life has taken on my, well no, but, the , the funny thing is, when I, when I, before, so I had people to do my books for me, uh, I understand.
Yeah, like, she'll make like desserts and stuff.
I really like single, when I embrace single.
I've never asked.
Well, then we'll just name our dog Moose instead.
And you're telling me that, that people in Dubai would name their dog Armani? How very surprising.
Thank you. I got the gray hair going on. Although it's darker this summer, I think. Yeah. I need to get a haircut. Can I get a haircut after this?
A duke, you know, like a duke of Earl, like, a duke of Edinburgh.
Can I have a piece of that cucumber, though?
Yeah for sure
You guys should see the sunset.
Who would be like
Yeah. Yeah. But cooked, they're good. Mhm.
I mean, I still have my place till April.
You took a picture, right, Sarah?
So that's like bite size pieces.
So we wrote an email
I've heard it's fucked.
I was gonna make a salad actually. So here
You didn't eat your salad.
Where's my big
Do you need your peppers?
What's it about? What's?
I'll come! They're like  Like, no response yet. Like, to the point where I just want to go and do something.
Oh, we wanna do that, yeah.
Yeah, there was too much in my garden.
Well, they say you choose people. Like, I chose Julia to be my friend, I chose you to be my friend, you. Like, we have our circle of souls. And like even my brother who passed away, like, maybe I he's like, I love you so much. I'm gonna pass away at this age so you can learn how to really love yourself and love your friends, you know?
You can see she's got a little black booty.  Hi, baby girl. Come here. Hi, baby.
Yeah, and then give him his, and then give him the ring.
Yeah. Yeah. Near the border, and it's, like, all farms and stuff.
Like, she can cook like there's no tomorrow.
Heidi texted me the other day. She wants to have a wine night.
Hmm. Wow.
Okay. A rebuttal or w-
Oh, that's right, there's dogs. No, in the states I used
Oh my god, that's so cool.
But I don't know if it's, like, your past life necessariate as much as it is your energy.
Well, she was getting married, but she gave me a week notice.
The  was interesting. It was like travel with no luggage, so, tell us the destination you're traveling to and we'll send you a box to where you're going with, like, a t-shirt and yeah, yeah, yeah, single use items. No, you can decide, they're reusable, you can either keep them or return them.
Or just getting in your own, your mindset, like, this is what I want and I deserve or, yeah, it's so weird, yeah.
This is the interesting kind of
Some people can drink through. Some some people can drink through.  You assume that some, and some just can, some do, and some don't, but I think some people can drink through, like I'm
Whatever  things don't work out yep yep
Mhm. I feel great.
Uh, what am I missing? Uh, can i take it out now, bub?
But I'd love to do, like, an engagement party for you guys, but I Zach has so many friends, you know?
Well, thanks for coming over, guys.  Course.
Right. Yeah. You're a little bit you're a little bit reluctant to let that puppy lick your face too much, cuz
Take pictures?
What's your favorite type of comedy? Like, what would be your, what's your favorite? Oh yeah, we like Seinfeld. Mhm.
Are you, do you want cashews or peanuts or neither in the salad?
Uh oh. Oh, here, napkin, how about that?
Pretty good. But, how are you guys enjoying Vancouver now that you've been here a little while?
Yeah, really good. Oh, yeah.
Halved. Okay.
Like, meh. Meh.
So, I'm reading every biography I can get my hands on so I can write my own book.
And like, like, minuses the step of taking the ice out and all that, but he, he loves it, yeah.  And I do think it makes it colder when the glass is filled. That might be it.
That makes me happy cuz I haven't I haven't studied space stuff.
No, Noel is a mutual friend of ours, and he said that he was so excited for us and that marriage is the best thing ever.
Oh yeah. Take your bookings. Take your bookings.
Hey, Abhi? I agree  with your putting the glass in the freezer idea. Because I drank this, and I said, "This is the best water I've ever had in my life."
And if he does live, he'll be the greatest puppy ever.
I remember the hut. That was an amazing, yet very trying time in my life.
I dunno if you guys wanna just
She loves it.
No, it was.  It started off as that.
Yeah right. We'll give him some more grapes.
Mindy? I never got into Mindy's show. I mean, I started watching a little bit of it, but
Mel would always bring the salad. That's why her cutting skills are so great.
Well, so, well, it didn't go well. Neither of us, like, really liked each other. Um.
No, go ahead.
Baby's coming.
Just is talking away. Yeah.
Or West Virginia.
And I was like, " Oh my god." And my, my , my friends with me were like, "No."
Like, it just sounds, it just sounds so plausible. And that's the thing, it's like, I and that's like where even parallel universes, like, I totally see, like, drug addict Julia, I totally see, like, these other crazy parts of Julia or
I think our ears
He was a little bit more high strung than you were. I dropped a fork at a restaurant and he was also upset with me.
I know. Yeah, yeah.
This is either, this is either, this is either a porn thing or a drugs thing, and I, I draw the line at, I draw the line at porn, so.
I had, um, been in Dubai a few weeks before
Mhm. She's quirky, and I like the humor, it's like
Yeah, reel it in.
Yeah, I think it's so interesting. Yeah.
I'm like, "She doesn't know what, what it"
Big silver bowl? Isn't it right behind you in the
Your sister
That's why I was asking Zach if he would take mine. Good, good, continue. I'm so excited.
Oh there's the Pepsi. I was wondering where you put it. Do you want something to drink?
Oh, totally.
Um. It's like a county road, I thought. Oh, maybe not. Um, no, I don't.
I saw it! I didn't even know what it was. It's not, but it
I know, I was like, when you said cake, I'm like, it's too filling.
So I thought it was a mock site.
Yeah, but, so that, they, it stems from my sister, so like, she's got, like, a wa-
Yeah, I hear, let's get some light on.
Take whatever knife you want.
How is it that I go pee without them hearing?
So you haven't laughed hard enough with any of them.
Cherry tomatoes still on the vine on top as a garnish, and I couldn't find any so I'm like "Whatever, it won't be garnished."
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.
I gotta start from the beginning.
It's like the days that we spend the whole day in the apartment I get very antsy, and, like, I feel like I haven't burned any energy and I feel like I haven't breathed outside. Like, that was the day when I was like, "I'm just gonna ride this bike in here." Like, I just need some, something to do.
She probably broke up with him cuz of the comedy show.  Yeah.
Yeah, like, tell me what. Like, I'm curious, I wanna know.
Did he was he like maybe into it?
And my aunt named their dog Charlie and the dog died.
Where you guys gonna watch it?
Yeah, thanks for havin' us. This looks good.
Yes. There was a hill, which, like you don't, it wasn't like a big hill, but little hills are still hard.
Bit it's they tested it, like humans doing it, and like, it's normal, regular food, s-
It's a year from now, I'd rather have you for a year.
Yeah like we'll eat a bunch, I'm sure.
Course she did.
It was definitely like a birthday dinner for, no
I mean it's, uh, it's very healthy, but wow.
It's that awkward limbo.
And you have to go from the right side of that lane, to the right lane, on the right side of the right lane when you come back off, so
Yeah. That's fair
No, you're doing well.
Oh, my stepsister.
Well, no, it sounds like, it sounds like this could be a good match.
That's so fancy. Ooh, yum.  You know what this is? Fancy pizza.
Oh, I see, like, leftovers.
My, my bachelor party sucked. It was, it was a real let-down. It was a, I , I, I, I sort of, like, was dropping hints to my groomsman about what I thought would be a great bachelor party, and that consisted of this place in New York City called the Slipper Room
Oh, my god, it's fire red and purple and blue.
Like, people moved out to move out with people.
Would you like me to make the dressing, jan? I will.
Can you do, like, joint engagement parties?
Like, old school cabaret.
We don't really. There's nothing here in this house.
Cuz I think a lot of it's just filling time and
Are you just gonna make it into, like, a little salad?
Yeah, I don't really know. I've just heard it's more.
Hey, 'ly? What's the name of the, um, what's the name of the park where your sister lives?
Yeah. Mhm, mhm. That was really good. I might make that. Yeah. Mhm.
Okay, all right, I'm getting it together.
She does?
Oh my god, it looks awesome.
Yeah, like, not even, um, what? That's really high. That's, like, double the national average, yeah.
It's like the only piece.
Holding holding all of our hair back whatever
I get out. I, I'll head out every, I mean, I'm, I'm out and about, um, we're out and about.
But then again, like, he's been married for, like
Very close quarters.
Per month? That's, that's pretty cheap for Austin. Like, uh, I've seen, I've seen trip-
Yeah. I want a Pepsi or Coke, so you can have my iced tea.
So you're good at that here yeah
Anita's moving to Paris.
Dallas was fascinating.
He doesn't like them. I don't like peanut butter cookies, I've realized. I just, I need, I need something moist.
Oh yeah, right? Like, it's a kinda like a good excuse. Well, I have to go to Hawaii, like.
But is that something that you, like, what do you want? What do you want?
Show me around the city.
Don't put too much dressing on.
Yeah. Sometimes I think if you take certain things you also have more energy.
That's probably enough, Mel, yeah.
And, uh, he, so, we're both affected by that, but I also wasn't intimidated, not yet, I just said, "No, I'm not kidding. I will need another fork, now."
Yeah. I never got it. I mean, I I watched it b-
And UVIC, yeah.
Oh, no, I already know well, I'm not gonna have a kid, so
My piece is falling out again.
That's banana bread, and that's cookies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Gastown?
Like, uh, yeah, so, sorry. Uh, but after tomorrow morning we have to Skype with her, so I mean, we and Haze were like, me and Haze were like
Right. It seems like if you came up with your own write up, instead of seeing stuff and then writing it., oh.
And then, uh, we flew in. The next night we had our parties. And then, we oh, you know what, we were living in Toronto so we might have driven.
Texas? You normally have to fly to Denver, and then a small flight from Denver to Jackson Hole.
So it's like you can't give into your weird extremities, like, the way you can when you're just on your own and become like, a total
Oh, my god, that's really nice.
And my celery, too, is still like, it's not really doing anything.
it's, yeah, it's in a, it's in a, it's in a stage where, I mean it's swinging, I mean now
It's come to a point of saturation, to the fact that if you're not a tech company or you're, you're not a tech start-up, or if you're not in the tech world, in the conventional world, they are just creating the problem and solving it, you know what I mean, they were, they were looking to, that, that other guy who made a pitch was, was that
Here, you want me to help you, Mel?
And I'm getting more used to this area, and it's not bad.
Hands up.
But it's it's also like that whole, are you gonna put these in the fridge, jan? No? Oh. Okay. Um.
She was, she was like, "Let me introduce you to Walmart."
Isn't that with Zooey Deschanel? She's too adorable to be to, to be, like, a funny character, I think. Is she?
Just shitting at home shmoking.
Oh, god, why is everything closed? Is it gonna open again?
Yeah, there's a lot of cars.
Do they know you're engaged?
I'm sorry, did you just say vegan dominatrix?
Dresses, though.
But then, how do you have any energy for work the next week?
Of course I have, yeah.
Okay. And then, but utility is on top of that, right? So the you don't, utility's included? So wh-
It's a coconut strawberry.
Awful, awful, yeah.
It's my favorite, too.
Well, because it is technic-
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.
So I said, "Seeing gross stuff and photographing it is my favorite."
So, are you going to the hospital now? Nice.
Who, Sarah?
When you were chubby in Lethbridge.
Let's talk about that tomorrow.
I was talking to my mom, so cuz my mom doesn't know who her dad is, but then she was saying, like, he no, no, he's a duke.
The break.
Mmm. Yeah.
Like, boom.
Mmm. Sounds good.
So, uh, yeah, he was, he was like, "Hey, Chris, um, so I'm, I'm seeing this girl and she's in town. Can I, uh?" I'm like, "Nope. It's a bachelor party. Sorry. Putting my foot down,"
I was telling you how cherry tomatoes were my last, like, feat for the tomato family.
Just show up like drunk to your wedding be like "Hi here we go. Sweet."
And, and basically there was like the scariest fucking cat in this house, like, it was possessed
Was the husband home?
Yeah, gonna have a good, chill birthday.
Hello Fresh.
I thought I might until the sweltering humid heat came.
No, I think you can take pictures for your course.
Baby names.
So. It's okay, I'm not having kids, so
Cigarette to cigarette, yeah
Is it sober sex?
With the time difference I'm either sleeping or she's sleeping yeah
I feel like you're hearing it.
Cuz you left what?
These flowers are so cute, Sarah.
It's also
About this, this border, and this, this side versus that side is here it's simpler to things like a PR. Once she gets a PR she can do whatever she wants.
She sent it to my sister. My sister didn't know what that was, so she sent everything on the list.  And she sent them, she knew that we were spending Christmas in Chicago, so she sent them to Chicago, we had no clue.
It's fun, I think it's fun. I'll help you. I had so much fun with it. But I made, like, a nerdy math study group and then I took physics. I took astronomy for my physics. So amazing.
What the F?
Okay, that's fair, I think that's a really good point, insurance.
Her, I know. I know. Don't we think we give the best advice when we're drunk? Like, something just goes into us where we're like, "You need to call him." Like, "You need to talk to him about this stuff." Like, and we just think we're so yes, exactly.
Maybe they're like sounding it out, see what sounds better.
They say that entrepreneurship has stopped solving real problems in the world, like, and that's, like, an example. they're like, not, like, you have, like, a bright young entrepreneur who wants to start a company, and that is the idea he comes up with?
What was the name he gave you? Something Parker. Alan Parker.
There you go. Zach will be happy.
That's funny, though. Yeah.
They're not talking, whatever, my mom.
Abhi was supposed to come but he couldn't cuz of work, so, um, we had been, my
Mm. But it's not occupied, right? It's just developing?
It depends on the feet.
You went and sat next to her?
I dunno about you, but I used to be very insightful.
There's all the
I love Family Guy. I think Family Guy's brilliant.
Yeah. That sounds like fun.
So, yeah, my aunt, uh, put us through to this lady to help with Haze's PR, I was having a long chat with her, and she said, "Yeah, you know what, you guys should get more involved with volunteering."
I dunno why, but this the best water I've ever tasted.
So, cuz I've been travelling.
Love, yeah.
Oh, you're kidding!
Have you seen it? It's brilliant.
Boxed? No. I thought it was something box, like, not BridgeBox, but, like, food box, or
It's just UBC is so expensive and UVIC's cheaper and SFU sucks balls.
Um, so she, uh, yeah, so she made the eggs, but then she made like this kinda Japanesey rice where she, like, I was kinda, like, nervous when she was making it because I'm like, "oh, my god, you're putting seaweed in there and you're putting, like, like, uh, or, uh, soy sauce and some other weird stuff," and I'm like, "Okay whatever," I'm like, "but I trust you."
You're like, "What I need to do is insert myself into this person's life."
That sounds like hell. I would hate that.
I don't have any expectations.
Martha Stewart. Yeah, bub?
but I'm glad. Abhi thinks this is really that the word? He puts these in here with ice already in 'em, so he's like, "All you have to do is grab it and pour your drink" and I'm like, "Okay."
Oh, no, her friends are funny.
Okay, you wanna start with salad while this cools? You wanna start with salad while this cools? And then I'll cut it open for us.
Where I think maybe once upon a time I would have said, well, yeah, in a church with all the flowers and friends and family, but now that it comes down to it's actually happening, just like the ring was actually happening and I had to choose, it was totally different from what I originally thought.
Let me know cuz Sarah's going to be out with her friends but I might
I do that for my business.
So I don't know if I fed it properly or didn't water it properly or maybe I harvested it too late. I still don't know.
This guy slips to the floor and starts going really crazy.
I don't know, man, it's some weird stuff.
They wanna seem like they're that person.
I don't know, there's just something where I'm like
Have you to myself, Sarah.
How is
Straight up cross-eyed.
Maybe he will, maybe he won't.
Yeah. I'm coming.
So if you were to meet a Charlie
Okay, so here's the pie.
After all this?
And it's the summertime. You wanna be outside. You know, it's beautiful.
That kills me like
And she was, like, yeah. Yeah.
Since you guys are uh our very close friends.  Little bit closer.
I got napkins if you guys want.
You want mustard in it? Do you want Dijon?
I'll do the , you leave that.
He's very used to keeping books and, I know, I know.
Yes, it, yeah, a freak. Uh, yeah. Yeah. I was, I really used to freak about things like that. Like, cleanliness for sure, I wasn't
Wait, wait, wait.
I know. That's just my idea.
You're really scaring volunteers away with all this crap, you know what I mean? Like,
I always just eye it.
You were just having too much fun. That's a compliment.
Mmm, these are good.
Right. Right, right, right. Yeah. "I'm quirky, I, I say offball, oddball, off beat things" and, okay, maybe you did that once last week. It's not like, it's not how it's supposed to be, so
Sorry, it's my stepsister. She's like, who was at the hospital? I'm like, nobody.
No, I get it, I get it, it's so funny.
Can I help with anything? Wow, that looks good.
You know, I was talking to Anna and Katrina about because they just got back from Scotland and Ireland, like, what their preference was.
You probably should just call ahead and bring your own. Like just double check and then bring yours yeah.
As long as I'm having fun and not stressed out.
And we're like, oh, I like you as a person or whatever and I'm like, well, this is weird, like, I'm starting to develop feelings.
It's my mother's favorite place.
Oh, it was so good.
Yeah, that place is cold in the winter, that's the only thing. God, that sunset's beautiful. Go look, you guys. It's just, like, beautiful right now.
I'm I'm marked.
Um, but
Just let me be.
We saw him live in Vancouver. We saw him live in Vancouver. Uh, Louis CK. Yeah, it's, it's the best. It's, I think it's, yeah, it's the best. Yeah.
Not even.
How are men now?
Still all stuck up in her?
Julia, I'm only gonna cut half the peppers, cuz I feel like there is a lot.
We can play a game.
It's sad that people don't notice that.
Months apart.
On my back. And I was like, "This cat is gonna die."
They wanted a date, and I didn't want a date, and I said, well, isn't this enough?
No, and then I'll tell you the story of my Mom
I'm a , I don't like to be in a circle of people where I'm not, like, I feel embarrassed, and, like, you know what I mean? I don't want to be back-footed, like, you know what I mean?
But you forget.
No just for like random supplies and stuff for work
But she's normally very shy.
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, "Well," yes, you did. You said, "Are you kidding me?"
Like, they, they, they even make those, non-gucci shoes?
Right, but they also was my house, like I don't
You're the dude?
You should, you should try these. I just got these. They're the best. They're Natives. No, they're Natives. They're made of, like, feel how light they are.
It's not part of the biology requirement, unfortunately.
Men and women? Mhm.
It's not, it's creating the problem and then the solution.
Where you, like, put it in a bag and throw it in water.
I'm like, "Let's watch My Cousin Vinny."
And I just found out that they cut French immersion programs.
It had corn, didn't have corn, had corn, didn't have corn.
No, I was, I was pissed, though. I was, I was pissed that she was so late, so, I'd already, I was waiting and waiting and
Mhm. Where'd you do your bachelorette party?
Was that your ex? Oh.
Montreal. We haven't even heard about your trip yet.
We need a couple witnesses.
I sure did.
No, I know. He kept saying, he's like, cuz certain family members are gonna hand over big envelopes of
Can I have a p-
She's like, who's at the hospital? Any updates? I'm like, nobody that knows.
So, when's your next date, both of you?
Alan Parker.
No, I told my friends
But a lady in the street.
In Nelson. Yeah.
What did you put the eggs in? The rice?
Oh that's the wedding you're going to? Where's the wedding?
Hi, the odd man out.
Cuz it's a boy or a girl's name. I don't know, I've always just kind of been obsessed with that name.
It's embarassing.
Like, like a battered wives sort of thing? Yeah.
Portuguese family though. I feel like that's part of it.
What's that? Yeah, i don't think you need to, just put it on foil if you want .
Oh I love it it's gorgeous.
You're like, "Can I go that way?"
Maybe it's like the, if something's not selling, increase the price, like
And so she cooked it so like you didn't have to cook the top, but because I am a big baby, I'm like, "Can you flip the salmon for me, like, just just just sear it a little."
I know but it's not
Like, a grand in that, in that, in that, in that closet, and like, they actually go to the, the, they have an , by-invitation sale where she'll go and buy'em .
Oh, like BridgeBox for dogs? Wow, that's something you would do once.
It was a massive beet.
Where's Glacier, Abhi?
Yeah? Id' love to see it.
Oh. So, you're , the thing is delayed, but it's kind of okay now. Oh. Hmm.
Thank you, Mel. Thank you.
Sign up for some activities to do, we'll decide that, all right, we're gonna work till X Y Z, and then go and do a hike or go for a walk, or, go out and do, like you know
That's a bar.
It's so damn true.
Yeah, Christie would get so annoyed.
Buy tickets.
And now I know it coming out.
Like, even if he, like, helicopters?
Just party.
I haven't heard of Hot or Not in so long.
Um, I think we're supposed to have some, bit when you're
I don't know. I love it, it's beautiful.
I'll sit here.
Oh, you put it too tight.
So, so you would say that he's a freak in the sheets?
Nice, dude. I like that.
Yep, they say they just
He's like, he comes every Tuesday.
Dr. Ben Dover?
Rachel or Christa would get so pissed.
Everybody in the house.
It's a casual dining restaurant. It's, like, the Canadian Applebee's. Yeah. it's a Vancouver chain. It's like the Vancouver
It was, like, subtracting really simple numbers and I I did this and she slapped me on my arm cuz she's really good at math and I was always really bad at math.
Or we'll, you know, go X Y Z, or we'll go to aerial yoga, or we'll go to power yoga, or we'll go here, we haven't found those things yet, you know what I mean? And we're, we're, we're, we're, we're getting there.
That's really funny. We went to, I already told you, our friends' birthday thing the other day, like a brunch with their parents with them, and afterwards Abhi looked and said, "So cheap"
wants to start a food delivery start up.
What's for dessert, jan?
No seaweed.
That's awesome, dude. Hmm, cool.
Hi, Jaley.
The nice thing is with my product development stuff, like I, I used to just like, "Yeah I'll pay there, I'll pay there, I'll pay there" and somebody told me a couple years ago like, "You know, you can get reimbursed for all that" or like especially if you're a startup you can get tax write offs and everything", so I had to go back and find all the papers and now he's organized a whole Excel sheet for me. W-
I feel like Julia is leading that.
That's like Texas, but I'm looking at it and Montana looks wider than Texas.
That'll be no that'll be just as expensive. Yeah.
Hmm. She's got a bigger mouth too.
So just lettuce? You're just doing a lettuce salad, there's no cheese, there's nothing. No.
I gotta hook Mel back up.
You will, you will be good at it, yeah.
Yeah. Last night I made that.
Woah. Before you can talk to the
No, I do the same for the, the billing of our home. Every, every expense, I put, and I, like, I have a, I have, I've created a whole bunch of, like, chart of accounts, because I use an accounting system for it, and I, so I've got, like, I categorize every expense. I decide whether it's capital or whether it's opex.
With all the, with all the parents and in-laws it, it'd be hilarious experiment.
I think so, I think so.
Being engaged.
Oh, did you?
We went and saw um a movie yesterday. Yesterday?
I was like, I'll just paint your studio, I don't need a haircut for it.
I know, but I, my mind works that way
Okay. Just make it light and fresh.
Yeah. No, whatever you want.  You can eat whatever you want, bub.
And, like, trauma is this line where you either laugh or you cry.
Oh, it hurt.
On what boat?
You didn't drink at all with Christie, though.
We're willing to go with you.
Yeah, right? Oh.
So we ran into each other, we both looked like, "Oh my god, don't say anything." I told my friend, "I think, I dated that guy, oh my god, that was awkward."
Do we have a light? There. No, the ooh.
Oh, yeah, right? No, I get that.
No, the, the, the,
No, no, it's okay, no, no. So you leave that and then you just take this off.
Okay. With Abhi's salad, homemade dressing. It'll be good, though.
Tomorrow's Friday. Get a job.
Like, I don't think you
But yeah, so we indirectly
No, role models for fro kids in high school who who are female.
People like that, that sucks.
Yeah. Yeah. That's cute.
So, any news on the bebe?
You're like
My friend took mine, yeah. Sam. I yeah.
Everything's on the internet.
Um, it's at, sorry.
What, Subway cookies? Yeah, I love'em.
And now you're just
What did you miss? The people or the food or the
Yeah, that's, that's, that's the Hot or Not I remember. And you'd just go, "Not. Not. Not."
But I don't have that issue with sugar. You know, different problem there.
Yeah, like, with the, like, tortilla chips, and then the fake cheese, and the pulled onions on top. That's what they taste like to me.
Yeah, by that not going through, and that, us not being in that, us not being in that process
That's right. And now you like them.
Way too fancy for me.
Yeah. Uh, yeah, so, so I wouldn't say, like, "we", don't put "we" wrote, uh, Haley wrote him, and he so this is this, yeah, I thought didn't read the rest of the Craigslist post, so I didn't know he was a nutbag, and he called her back, and she gave him her number
Well, that's what weddings are.
Yeah. Oh yeah I guess.
Yeah, yeah, like, like, she'll get in, she'll get locked into this, like, coma, which is like a mixed, like, you know what I mean,
I wanna at least be somewhere near the end of my degree.
Wow, I mean that's
But, uh
I'm a big fork kinda, kinda guy.
Membership card.
Oh, my God. I I don't understand.
Let's just go camping.
Isn't that interesting? Cuz I was surprised by that yeah
But which are, you know, places where, because now they're, like, you know, short term and furnished, the prices are higher than if we were to just get our own place in the same building, and you know, sign a year lease, and, and furnished, and and so
I'm just gonna make it juicy parts.
Well, I haven't been doing that. I didn't know that that was the rule.
But even what we're doing right now.
But we'd have these epic, uh, potlucks, but all, like, veered off.
Sarah, help yourself. Mel, help yourself.
I think I might loosen this.
That sounds gross.
We we steal napkins from wherever we go, so.  I'll give you a napkin, Christopher. Do you prefer Chris or Christopher?
His stand-up, too, is really funny to us.
Why don't men?
Dolly, what do you think this says?
Like half this way or half that way?
Tuesday is my corporate party. We moved it from Wednesday to Tuesday.
You tried it, it was less scary than you thought?
I'm not even embarrassed by it, it's just like who I am.
And Abhi speaks Tamil.
And Chris is just probably dealing with it all.
Like, my my family doesn't talk to each other.