tanmaysurana/HyPost huggingface dataset:
But I don't think she's a social butterfly. I think she just made the effort to prove that she really liked you. I don't feel like deep down she's a social butterfly.
Yeah, how's it going?
Most importantly, I wanna learn.
No, that's okay. I'm just, I just layered it in, if that's okay, instead of just mixing it. A little parfait.
You have a fork? Yeah, you got a fork.
Oh, really? Wow.
What's the story, what's the story here?
It it's great. Mhm.
But I, I I hear you. Yep.
Right, well, on the other side the only way that you can get in apart from your situation where you're married or you have a business X Y Z, or  yeah, or through marriage, yeah
I understand. Okay, now I understand.
Yeah, he's Like, "Because I'll be committing a lot of my time, I'm not gonna do it for free." I'm like, "You came up", right, that's what it sounded like.
Maybe he put it there, so that you can use both the uh, the office manager and the table at the same time. Mhm.
So I was like, there you go.
Mhm, mhm. Yeah.
For salad. Fruit salad.
Any, um, big blow-ups or anything going on with your email? Uh, no, I've never seen it.
Yeah, and I was like, I was like, "No, I'm not."  No, he's not. He's just a little more, New York kind of makes you concerned about people around you.
Oh, the chair doesn't have a back on it. Who took the back off the chair?
So we're in Portugal and, um, his Mom was in Portugal and brought me a bag saying, "Oh, Abhi told me this is all your stuff". I said, "Oh thank you" and I'm opening it with my roommate Priscilla, and I'm like, "Oh my gosh", she's like, "What?" and I'm like, "They gave me her vintage Prada purse."
And I even take step to saying, "I'm bored, you have an office in Vancouver. I don't want to get paid. Just let me go to the office and do, be contributory, don't pay me."
Okay, this is super nerdy.
baby. Do you want a sweet salad, or do you want a
Okay. Does she, do you have a cat named Gucci, or
Dude when where is the wedding gonna be in Ontario?
Few weeks.
It's like, "Oh, you " Oh
I don't think I've ever seen it.
Before it gets too cold.
Like Mrs. Fields, or even like the Subway cookies.
Um, can I bring it out? What have they brought, Finch's. What were they, cookie and banana bread?
What? She's dissolving the tiny house community? So where are you gonna put your tiny house?
No, but it sounds chill, though. It's not, it's not crazy.
Like, tie him up, you know what I mean?
Why would the government be involved in ancestry?
My only name brand bag is a Gucci that she bought me, so this is a sign that she loves Gucci.
Yeah. They make delicious burgers.
Yeah, that's what we do.
Well, it's delicious. And in spring mix form, it is also delicious.
Ooh, sous vide.
That's cool. That's so awesome.
Like, she kind of reminds me of my ex.
Well, Sarah, you're kind of a bitch, right? Like
I just want it healthy yeah
And, like, there's like a hot spring and you can just like-
Did he come out for dinner?
Mm. Maybe that's why, because the glass is cold. Yeah.
He doesn't wanna oh,  he doesn't wanna go through that again, what he just did. Balancing the fork and knife.
Yeah, they're pretty gaudy.
Cindy, I think, is gonna be in town to see this baby, but
We didn't think
Nope. We, they picked up dessert from Finches for us.
The fruit. You can take the fruit out, there's strawberry, blueberry on the left, middle shelf.
Uh, no, I don't slice beans, usually.
Gag it in here.
All of a sudden I'm like
Yeah. I'm so full. That was so good.
Well, it's cuz we asked Sarah, does Laura have any, you know, baby names? She was like, yeah, a page and a half for for both.
I got it, I got it, yeah.
I see. Yeah, okay.
I'll have wine.
Oh, we're not supposed to
Or it's like, it's
I try to find Groupons for nails, you know.
Yeah, but the thing the thing about 'em is that they're so breathable, they're so breathable that your feet never end up sticking to them, because they're, they're just not tight enough for that. They're just, they're, like, really loose. They feel like wearing a bag on your feet, but breathable. So, so consequently, they actually end up being pretty good for shorts, cuz your feet don't really sweat.
But it was so fun. Yeah, I'll totally help you with math, if you want it.
Because that show you and I both saw was fantastic.
There, look at that, salad.
This guy was like arguing after like
You were talking about the, was the dog health food, so it was like a, it was basically healthy , so, like food, like, not like a Blue Apron, but, like, meals, delivered. You don't have to make, they're made, they're ready and they come in a nice box, and there's no preservatives, no additive, yeah.
I think his, yeah, but I think his bachelor party is, like, a they wants to do a surfing trip or a surfing party, yeah.
Oh, you're kidding.
Or if you don't, then just let it go.
In Cambridge I used Stitch Fix all the time, and it was great. Stitch Fix.
Do you like your grapes chopped or whole?
I've been on
No I've got um it's like a gin with a little bit of soda. Well no, it's mostly a little bit of gin with a lot of soda but yeah.
Yeah, like, if you
I've still got some old red pepper which'll be good.
I expect no less.
Really? Oh my god.
Right was that time before you got engaged? Like them coming?
But you didn't like it?
I think it's cuz we lived in the attic together.
We're in discussion about our tiny house, right, you know, but we're delaying it right now so we sent her a message but when we got here, now, last week, I was like, "Hales, we haven't updated her in a month,  let's update her, saying that"
Just went to her house and oh my gosh, my yeah.
But I'm like, whatever, I'm not gonna have a kid.
Oh. I thought you were, like, ordering this thing from a . Yeah, yeah.
So that's the only conversation basically I wanna get across, I don't wanna do any other process for the States right now. The process I will do right now is for her here.
That's rough.
Those are really cute.
Well, because, like, when you watch the video back he was clearly, like, super weirded out. And he looks kinda homeless, like
It's kinda hard over here, in this area, when you get on your bike, there's, I mean, there's smaller streets, there's cars everywhere, and anywhere that you do wanna go bike is downtown, so you wanna go
Any, like, uh, baby names, like, if it's a boy or a girl?
He said, "Sick puppy syndrome."
We made lists the other, like, a couple weeks back or like a month ago to try and it was so funny cuz you can't remember. Like, we walked away from the dishes and be like, oh my god, this person, you go back. And, like, my whole list is like, boy with this accent. It's like, boy from the park.
I'm sure you're familiar with this restaurant. It is, it is known to, uh, feature a clown as it's mascot, and, uh, it measures meat in the quarters of pounds, and then
Oh, question.
Just in terms of lesbians who, like, uhaul so quickly, maybe you're behind, but yeah.
Oh, people, I mean, that's a real story.
Yeah, that's clever.
Yeah. Maybe it's like his, a childhood thing, i-
uh-huh, uh-huh.
No, Liz and I, we were we were laughing pretty hard last night.
Uh oh, maybe I shouldn't shake it.
So it's it's sparked my desire now to meet my real father.
So she, so she seems kind of spammy, right, and it's, but uh, she is really good. it's, it's, it's
Coconut, coconut milk?
It's too new, okay.
Alrighty guys, I just whipped this up, so
And you could click, and then the, the man paid.
So much fun, even if you don't think you're gonna go that route in terms of a dress, oh my god, go. Bring some champagne and bring your friends.
Like, I can't even hear her. I was like, what?
Oh, yeah, are you guys doing Tinder Tales?
No carageean?
Christopher, do you want anything to drink? You're good?
By Vanis, by my place.
Um. No, it's fine. Um. I got it. And, uh, no, so I didn't get a, I didn't get a response which kind of, but then  we spoke to my aunt.
Yeah, I like low priced.
In Philadelphia before you go.
I know there's a lot. I'm sorry.
Like, to just turn around, but I can't believe she slapped you and was like, I won't even let my kids do that. It's just, again, just like these random things where you're like, woah, woah, don't judge me.
We should get going on
Yeah, that's kind of like why you'd never tell your friends or whatever.
Like, like
That's the scary part, there's nothing.
I was, like, uh
No, it doesn't matter.
Which scares me, yeah.
Oh, my god, tattoos as well.
You're supposed to have that, this dressing not with feta, withe uh because feta's sour, you're supposed to have it with goat. So you're supposed to put goat cheese in there, and you don't put , you don't put the cashews, or, you put the walnuts in there, so I just, but that's , that's all we had. I didn't know that I was making dressing. Thank you.
And Montana felt like it took a week to get through. It's so big.
Do you watch New Girl?
It might have kept her on an email, but I can, um, yeah, maybe I'll just buy a bunch.
Can we help with anything in there?
So now I feel like it's totally different.
Yeah, I swear to god.
D'you guys have some like cute Skype moments?
Oh, Sarah, sorry. Sorry?
Yeah, but my friend took it, so now I'm just like, yeah, boy or girl.
how do you say, "Are you bringing your bratty child with you?" in French?
I'm creeping in.
Those are really, really pretty flowers, yeah.
I'm, like, I'm trying to not be a big baby or whatever.
I think submitting a bunch of stuff
You know. I love Family Guy.
You're going, San Diego when? Oh, nice.
Was she adopted or?
So,  but I thought he was really cute. We both looked at each other, like, "Don't say anything." Like, yeah, and we were like, "Oh, shit."
Yeah, and we both went over. Actually, your data was more over than mine.
Wait, did we get the text to move?
Spinal cord injury, like, stroke.
I might need more ice.
And I didn't even think we had a rolling pin, so I was thinking like, "Can we just use like a, a wine bottle, , but he was like, "No, no, we have a rolling pin".
Right, and, yeah.
You guys pay for your vacation. We just go have fun.
Uh, I guess, I, there was, yeah, the guy who organized it was black, and then Sam's Asian, um, yeah, I might have been, maybe, maybe, uh, I think Jeff Boite came, so he's white.
so basically he had to, he had to for work, so you will find a hot spot to get the connection that you need.
Morning. We did, like, coffee.
Mm, we're gonna have the fruit on the side, so I don't think it needs to be sweet.
Like, you're just, like, I fucking got this.
It does look like a cup of coffee
Ooh, that'd be nice.
like, cuz you have, like, weird dates playing the field, yeah.
The insurance companies definitely care.
Oh, my favorite.
If you feel torn, don't do it.
In, in my field.
She's very focused.
Cuz when he proposed to me when we were in Harrison Hot Springs, and we were talking over dinner about, like, the whole plans, what didn't happen, what ended up happening, and then through all that, I don't know why, I came up with my own scenario and it was in bed, you're tied up and
Yeah, that's it. Good for a boy, good for a girl. Yeah.
No, I don't want polyamory.
Like, Julia's not the
How did you get to Harrison by the way? Cuz I think it was just a
But, yeah, I mean, this is, like, a day and age you can do, you can make your own rules and do your own things and, you know.
Yeah. That's also another good sign. You, you passed.  You passed.
Like what D, like, okay, so when we were over at other Sarah's, uh D was with me from Australia and we had this big conversation because I was like, I already know, like, I would love to be proposed to, but I'm pretty sure that's not gonna to happen because I'm the dude in the relationship.
Yeah, but that, that c-
Wait, where. where, where was this?
I won't be leaving for a girl for at least a year.
There's like a free ferry.
We could have the reception at uncle Frank's or uncle uh so and so, and I'm like, "I've never seen these people's houses, and I don't even really know who these people are, so what what do their houses look like? Like, I don't even know."
I, that's why I don't allow myself to go on anymore, it's just so
And she looked at me, she's like, I don't even let my kids count on their fingers anymore and I was like, just let me be.
Yeah, just half, uh, over cuz I gotta roll it.
No, the pie, sorry.
Sarah was late.
That's why I don't.
Girl or a boy, too.
I can't escape. I'm right in the front row.
I wonder how.
Let's just call her a chef.
Teeny tiny. You need to make reservations.
Wow. Jesse.
Absinthe? No.
Um. here, compost.  Got it, perfect. Then we have to do a tablespoon of um. I shouldn't bend over in front of the cameras.
And so anyways.
Although, you could totally find that in Vancouver.
They're fun.
No, Jam Cafe was the, Yolk.
It was like, well, here is
Your groomsman? Your groomsman.
Yeah, I already called Larry. Huh? Okay, yeah.
Um, but that's the thing, like
And then you're talking about opening dog food and and feeding the dog. When I grew up as a kid, we used to feed the dog in the house our food.
Um, normal.
Right? That's so weird.
Are you yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, "It's Abhi's fault", and she's a very scary woman, and she's just like, "Fuck you, you don't get my vintage Prada", like
No. They his father and his sister booked their flight while I was in Montreal.
Yeah. Funny how things worked out.
I just, I like being single so much that I'm almost, like, I don't understand how it can be bad for you. Like.
Oh, the tiny house.
So my GPA
They cut
I'll probably bring Danny to dinner tales, um, cuz it's her half birthday the day before and she likes to celebrate her half birthday.
I hated it, and that's why it's terrifying cuz I'm like, I'm going to teach this?
Then Laura had a baby.
They have they have
So, you guys can nibble.
It's a broken chair, basically.
He's looking at her like
What road is it on?
I just don't want it to be like
That's the thing, like, I just would like to revel in the fact that he bought me a ring and that's totally amazing, like, cuz I know it wasn't cheap, right?
Bon appetito.
Yeah, as a lesbian.
Wow, right?
That's probably what he did.
Was that fun?
That's, oh, at the crosswalk, and then you do this.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You're still young, though.
Yeah, I feel bad for always having to like
My cancer friends. I know, right?
Yeah, he's doing Cabo.
Big Bang Theory. It's not that funny to me. Do you?
No, that's hilarious, that's bizarre.
And, uh, so she did that and it was so tasty.
You look like royalty, though, Julia.
I stopped counting.
So funny. I don't think I would ever do that.
Exactly, you can't destroy it. You can't destroy energy, it just changes, so
Cuz, like, I've had some amazing meals here.
We can't see
Yeah, it is a nice, uh, sunset.
That's meant to that's meant to intimidate you, though. Just don't , don't fall for the intimidation. It's all psychological.
Yeah, yeah, basically outside, outside
I was like, "Something's in my throat", and I was like "Is it the blueberry? No. Strawberry? No. These are the grapes."
but we have everything here.
Um. We spoke to my aunt, a few days ago, I mean Haley spoke to her, and she used to do immigration law.
I haven't, no, not really.
Maybe I'll just  with this. I don't wanna get dead chicken on it.
Oh, cuz, yeah, you went with your mom.
Oh, I guess, so you would, then we'll go and have soup, and it's low priced, you like low priced.
Yeah, that'd be fine.
Or even, like, these startups that need like, volunteer, like, legal advice, and so they want, like, a lawyer to be their I don't know if you'd call it volunteer at that point. Pro bono, I guess.
Like, like, I, I, I actually don't disagree with any of his stuff, but it's not really a jokes, he's not telling jokes, you know what I mean? He's like, he's almost like a pep rally.
No. Is it cool? I've never been to Quebec City. mm.
Like, it's such, so much love.
I don't I don't wanna fight. I don't want people to fight.
Dolly, do you want more water, or no?
Or a profession, uh, either thing.
I dunno it could be like my big fat Greek wedding with like crazy like cupcake dresses
And poop
This is really fun. I like cooking and stuff, so
Right, mhm.
Um, yeah, but like like she's so fun, but I'm like, but she smokes and like she drinks.
And Shay and I are in the front row, like
And you think, a lot of girls wear their dress once and then or they get broken up with right before the wedding, whatever.
On the other hand, they could, they could, they could hear this as public, and then maybe change their dates and put them, put them together.
Long time was, yeah.
That looks awesome. You know what, Martha Stewart is the bomb.
Yeah, I , I wanted, yeah, they're very close. They're very, they're still, they're they're they're still there. I wanted, I I, no, I wanted the cheap shorts.
No, no, like, it's wasn't
Oh we've heard of Delta. It's near White Rock? Or it's near the border, right?
No, I don't wanna know.
Man. Very stinky, um, what do you call this, cutting board.
Yeah.  Oh yeah.
Mm, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's wonderful. That's nice.
Sounds fancy.
You some people would go the other way. I feel like you did so much for you.
Okay. Burgers are good? Okay, I wanna try it out.
Hmm. I was not aware of this. Grapes needed to be sliced.
It says when it starts bubbling and is golden. It's getting golden.
I didn't say, "Are you kidding me?" I did? That's really asshole thing to say.
I feel like you told them this story. No? No, I feel like you told them. Okay.
It's bloodline.
That looks beautiful. That's beautiful. Perfect. Whatever you do is perfect.
I think, no, if if I can invite you, I think that would be awesome.
Well, if you rent it out, like, if you take it for the day, then they charge you a certain amount, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, it's super nice, super awesome.
You have to see this garden. It's amazing.
But that would be a surprise.
I had to sit down, like, a paper and a pen, and write a list of the people that I was inviting
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
Not at all. No, I didn't drink with Christie, but then after Christie, I didn't drink.
It got hit by a car. I was like, but that the dog, and I'm like, now I can't name my dog Charlie.
It is occupied, because, so there's, yeah, like an RV park.
Boxed, I think.
When are you going to San Diego?
That's  That's what I It's so longer to type Christopher than, what was it, like, C.
Maybe Carol called her and, like, explained to her how to do it.
yeah, so we're doing that.
Which is why you were interviewing people on the subway.
Oh. Yeah? That was their favorite?
You know, what I mean?
I'm trying to think of what Marina did, like.
Oh, so, so maybe that's what would change for me. I can't just walk home.
But in today's world, where traveling is like so much, or the world's so much smaller and it's so easy to get from A to B, and also you know, you can carry a lot more I think, even
And I wouldn't, no, and I wouldn't in front of
Yes. Very, very good news as of, kinda yesterday. Really, really recent.
Like when he asked me, he's like, what kind of ring do you want? And we'd go online and I looked and I thought I knew until we went into a store and then I tried them on and and I was like, well, now it's totally different.
Yeah. She woke up on the, yeah, she woke up on the, so we thought that she was dead, my  and then she came back and lived for another year.
No, what she's taking is so hard.
Oh, yeah, no.
You guys ever, um
Um, but I don't know why, and, so, we just wrote a, a polite "Uh, the earliest we can start building is January"
No, what they, what a lot of people say is, like, if you're having kids, yes, then decide on the last name, but if you don't plan on having kids, like, we're not, then what's the point?
Ah. Well.
Raisins, raisins play disappointment, you know?
Oh. Pennsylvania's pretty big, yeah.
Montana, um, so we've driven from Vancouver all the way across to, uh, basically Detroit, because that's where you go up into Ontario
Yeah and the time difference like
Yesterday, to make this meal.
And it's kind of, I don't know.
Oh, okay, well
Yeah, The Office, yes.
So then I stop and I'm like, oh, my god. Nobody.
Oh, we're talking to her Saturday morning.
It was so nice last night.
I love you.  So, um
The grapes are really sour.
I prefer it.
So many people don't think like that, though.
Yeah, it's not really a grill. It's mostly burgers, and then they'll have some, like, stir fry.
I think there's both, I think there's both.
Okay, okay, yeah.
We'll eat anything. That does sound delicious.
Saluki and something else and
So I'm glad I wasn't there for that, but I
Oh, you wanna take this out.
The biggest bitch ever.
Do you want this, do you want this?
Yeah, my, my best friend.
Yeah, there's like a certain year they're going back to, right? Like, yeah. Mhm.
Do you guys have names that you like?
But we all know what baby
I, the, what keeps me from, like, drinking a lot is that I can't help but remember the feeling of, like, the room spinning in the morning.
You know you really could walk into like
Uh, oh yeah, here.
So this is everything, yeah,  this is just this is every receipt that we have. Since we came to since we
I dunno. I felt like but I still felt like I accomplished a lot.
Monday night?
He's more traditionalist.
Look at you with your goals.
Does he go to movies a lot? Oh.
And then, um, I was like, "You know what? I don't think he ever, he never called me." so I just emailed him and was like, "Hey, I think I saw you tonight, haha."  And he was like, "Yeah, I saw you, too. We should hang out again." And then we did and it was great.
So, the guy just keeps on talking and, uh, about past lives, blah, blah, blah. Like, it was
That's not a bad idea, actually
You're probably closer, because we're, because it's, um, how far is it from, yeah.
Oh. That's nice
But no, like, it's like, no, but it's like why are we so tall?
Nobody's there, yeah.
Oh, we just go where there's the least amount of cars. So, we're like, "Well, if we can turn left easily, then"
Yeah, and s-
Hmm. It's kinda like Facebook.
I was telling Haley they should  come with us to Pemberton.
They say if you focus, if you meditate long enough, you can see the break.
Zach's dad made cabbage rolls.
I don't need to know anymore.
It that was really hard that part but
Oh I like Big Bang Theory. I didn't use to. My sister's like "I ". She's like, "I don't like this show, but every"
Oh, they did. Oh. I thought, um, I thought the, the, company ubiquitous, with, uh, California burgers measured in quarters and pounds bought the, uh, national chain of quasi Mexican, fake Mexican food.
Cuz I'm not even wearing my ring right now. It's just like
So she sits there with her purse and then I lose it.
Um, and and she cooked, like, these yams with like that she like put cinnamon in it and then she cooked salmon.
On the patio up there. They were talking about weddings, and where and
But, I think, then you'd think that would be a positive thing, but unfortunately, it's kind of, for me, you know, like
I don't like being obese, though.
I was just
Oh, my goodness, I'm so full.
Call it the problems we have as we get older.
Exactly. That's ex-
He won't let you pay him back, for sure, for sure.
Yeah. Whoops. uh
And we're super comfortable.
Oh yeah, yeah, finish the story. So Hot or Not, you went to No, no, not the whole, so Central Park, the the Merce story
So she was always inviting me over to hers.
Oh, no, she is. No, she is like
And it's got like a heavy duty chain on the other side of it.
So, his last name is awkward.
We got in to a hard huge argument
Or Smith.
It does look beautiful.
That's my favorite. White chocolate macadamia.
Mmm. These
I I agree but I just didn't even have it, I've been doing that before Quickbooks, and I've been doing it
That's really good, bubba.
It's not like it was a bottle of wine. C-
I think that should be good, right?
I saw that, I mean, I saw the guys on Shark Tank that wanted to do something similar to that, and there was once, there was there was another set of guys, uh, which I think was a fail, they didn't get picked up
Yeah. Whereas if I get, like, a mortgage statement or a gas bill or an electricity bill, I consider well, that's not really adding value to the property, that's not a capital expense, that's just an operating expense, so I put that in as well.
But I also , I also choose a profession that requires me all the time. I like to feel needed, and, uh, and I , I like being attached.
Like, that, like, not, not anything that's really gonna make your world better, you know?
Oh that's cute. Afternoon, evening?
I just started wearing more comfy shoes.
Yeah, I, I, I've g-
Yeah right? Get out
Remember that day? R-
And and Zach's dad is like, it's a great time to be a I'm like, but I I'm not trained to be a teacher yet.
who has, who has them? Doesn't, like, Jesse? Jesse's got, like, a Scene credit card.  I was making fun of him for it. I was like, "Can't you think of any better place to put points?" Yeah.
So if you're always dropping things off your table
Nah, that was, that was actually, prolly.
you gotta, baby. Sorry. I'm just taking some, maybe we should cut this part out.
I mean, the Christians exist, but I think the Bible's not even there.
So, a lot of the time, you were too tired, you'd get in bed and you're sleeping in shit, and you only realize it in the morning. It's disgusting. So that's what got me into, like, a knee-deep OCD, you know, to wake up in the middle of the night, like, hungover and then have shit in my hand or on my back
But then, you know, they, they did, they did, uh, narrow it down by city, so you could, like, filter it by city. So if you live in New York, you would only see, you would only see people that were from New York City.
Most things, yeah.
So, I saw this photo
Tablespoon measuring things. You good? You want a drink? Okay. Iced tea?
Just, just so ya all now, he's going to have a seizure, yeah, like, hmm.
Oh, I thought you were talking about boxed foods, still.
Well a, the positive thing that, the positive thing is we didn't start building.
You want light and fresh? Mkay. No cheese in the salad? Dolly, you don't want cheese in the salad?
Just a random girl.
All right, nice and tight.
Yeah right. Okay.
Yeah. It's right next to College Station. It's just a little bit more country.
Giant, right
About her beauty.  Yeah.
Oh, I didn't hear that.
"We're not gonna get that rowdy that you're not gonna be, that you're gonna be, like, out of commission the next day." So, he's like, "All right, fine. All right, fine." So then, so then, like
Very, very, very wisdomous.
And you get dog treats, and like a toy, and then. Yeah.
I've never heard that term.
Yeah, sous vide.
I think you're just naming every comedy show. I said, I think you're just naming every comedy.
Okay, OkCupid tales.
, there you go.
It'll ask you, it'll ask you a vaguely worded question, and it looks like the kind of question where it wants a simple answer but there isn't a simple answer, and so she's like, "No, that's a trap, don't fill that out. Write See addendum", and then she'll like draft an addendum, you know,
Right. Anyways, I gotta go.
I get confusing like if traffic's coming. Sometimes
Oh, my god, to be bombarded.
You have, like, a bunch of cloth napkins everywhere.
Like, uh, like, what is the relationship between the home builder and, and this community?
No, it's it's better there here.  you you say, yeah.
I like how you went to math to a guy going down on somebody.
He's like, "That's will be OCD."
What's the point, yeah.
Um, you don't know what that is, right? What's that? Hotel California? Okay. I was just wondering if you did. Sometimes you don't know.
Yeah. I always do the books. Like, I know exactly the balance to the dollar in every single account, there balance owed on every single credit card
I know, I'm like, hotel room, car, park.
Anyways, so interesting.
That is actually with I think your poo poo would be the best indicator of your health.
I feel like every now and then I hear something and I'm like, I like that or I like that.
Desi can take pictures.
Yeah. Mhm, mhm.
Or, like, we were, like, waking up together in bed and, like, I don't know, like, something romantic, I don't know.
I'm like, can we have dessert yet?
We didn't really connect that way
We're paying the lawyer really soon.
Okay, this is our way advanced version.
Now you don't have your dominatrix? No?
It's like couple of weeks
How do you want your cucumbers cut for the salad?
Don't those Cheetos taste like baseball nachos?
Everything you
Charlie's good, yeah.
We'd never heard of it.
No, no, no, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait.
You're looking at me, you're like, okay, sure.
Okay. Yeah. Well she's got a system, like, she's got a, well, so like, it's weird when you talk to her, because  you go on her website, you fill out like a form, it feels very impersonal.
Yeah, I've been there.
"Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay." And then, like, a day, a day before he's like, "So, you know, she's, like, she's just flying in, like, right before your bachelor party. Like, you think it'd be"
Look at Mel's face.
Hmm. Oh, I see.
I want cuz this will be too hot to eat right away. Okay. Okay. Love you. Drinks, you got a drink, Abhi?
Oh, that's interesting.
Wait what is your timing though? Backtrack. When would you wanna get married? Like
I don't know what it would be.
Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that would be awesome.
No, and don't get me wrong, I do really like her. I just want you to
It's, um
And it's boring. Yeah, and the drive, I think, goes diagonal, so it takes like the longest route.  Yeah, it is.
Wow. Native.
I'm skeptical, though.
And she told me once.
She brought cabbage rolls. Um Zach's dad made them.
It's more than my car, more than, like, yeah.
Well, then, you should take picture of me like, "Sarah, I bought you flowers, but the my sister went and
Hey, Dolly.
Wylie. Wylie, Texas.
I would find it interesting to actually find out your genetic makeup, though.
Hmm. Yeah, that's true. Well, I started to think like, I wonder if they're, like, going to stack up some like, shelter or something like that. I just opened that.
And I love his stand up, so I think he's a, I think he's a, but I think that's where his art, you know, lies, is in stand up. Um.
It looks, kind of, oh well, I guess that could be, like, Abbotsford.
I need to get in, like, now.
But what I need
Oh he can put you in touch, we're going to, we have a Skype with her tomorrow. So that's tomorrow, jan. Tomorrow's Saturday.
But, like, so people end up writing, making up these fabrications about themselves that have nothing to do with their personalities.
It's great. It's a great story.
And I, I mean, I want to have, like, a small amount of outdoorsy in my life, but I want to go out for, like, cocktails and I want to get dressed up and, like, but I want it to be like, I want it to be well rounded, it's like, I want us to be, like, excited to do events together and, like, also be athletic but, like, go out on the town and, you know.
We're going to the table to eat, now.  Here, I'll sit.
Cuz they're so good.
K, what do you want
I also get, I'm a sicky, too, like, I get really sick if I drink too much, so. Yeah.
It does because, like
Just cuz they wanted to come visit.
Ashley, I'm  whatever, but yeah.
We need your citizens' DNA.
No, it's really funny.
In case there is any confusion.
It's the precursor to Tinder.
My sister had a cat named Sheba that looked just like this cat, except that this cat is nicer than Sheba, because I would, like, lay on the floor and watch TV, and my sister's cat would jump on my back and poop.
Utilities included. That's because, that's because we were on a well, so, so water doesn't cost us anything, so we just include it.
So, um, yeah, Haze went, you know, and then Haze looked another thing, that another issue
What happened to the to the calendar, boo? No, but why is there a circle over here?
You're confusing me now.
Yeah, I just, I wanna be careful.
So yeah, so you guys interested in doing RV week with us?  In February. In February. No, that's, that's jet week.
I was not in I wasn't in sweats. He didn't buy me a coffee.
Not yet, no. No, I gotta cook
What?  With tomato. And healthy in a way. Well, so salt and pepper was the only thing I didn't do also, cuz you guys can do it.
Oh, well, so we, yeah, we met at, um, Le Pain Quotidien. Like a, yeah, yep.
that we don't have Blue Apron here.
Yeah, you'd probably have to come up with like kind of a vanilla cover story, you know?
She's a real estate developer. And she's, she's got a shop on board. She's got a shop on board. So she's got a, like a big space that she's canopied, where she builds, like, or there's, you can come in and see other people, what they're building.
So amazing. I'm so proud of you.
Okay, what, okay, what are the things, okay w-
Chef Box?
And your style.
But it's so much harder to move your GPA up by, like, a whole effing point.
Oh, yeah, it sounded really good.
But like, but have you ever thought of, like, a wedding, though, like, what you might like?
It's just so beautiful and old.
No I'm leaving at that point
Yeah. There was a lot of woo going on that night.
So, yeah, so she made
I was gonna ask how you make your dressing, with just olive oil, vinegar, lemon juice, salt, pepper?
Did you do a double bachelor bachelor party?
Can you take my Coke, there Jan?
Right. That's true.
Yep, she already prepped it for us. Beautiful.
Mhm, mhm, yeah, that's totally fair.
She should have been on that show. What's it called, Crazy Couponing or something? Extreme Couponing. That's, yeah.
Woah. yeah
No, I'll get there.
You can re-flash your engine control module in your engine control unit with their software, and it makes your car faster.
Yeah, in Vancouver.
Uh, there's probably something about that. But like suits or button ups.
After you, you wear them?
I'm like, you know what I mean, like
Mine fit perfectly.
And even you, like, they're moving to Philadelphia. Same idea.
That's why our, that's why our data went over last month, cuz I was on Instagram so much.
What has changed, like, really, really?
But how do you know? What determines that? That's crazy.
Booze is included. The resort is gonna regret it. But it's gonna be a fun vacation
I've been eating all the cucumbers.
Yeah, delish.
It was really amazing. And then we got to explain, well, how does this formula work? Okay, how does that formula work? Why did this method work? And then you really start to understand and it helps you with your problem solving skills in so many different ways, so like, it makes math not scary and it helps you teach math, which is great.
That is such a good idea.
Yeah, uh, but uh, there's probably something with, like, underwear, but, like, shirt and suit and things like that, so you don't have to carry your luggage, you go there, and you're like, "Oh, I want a black suit. this is the size, this is" and everything will be ready for you at the hotel room, so you don't have to travel with anything.
Yeah, she's seen it all.
All that, awesome.
No, I'm just in that, I mean for me, just cuz I am, like, myself very, very OCD and very, like, particular. I don't like when people don't respond to you.
Oh, they're nice.
You can take this out there and serve this
And dessert any time.
He's like, get me out!
That'd be nice, right?
It, well, on, on West Van, like, the, it looks like it's foggy out, and it's just all smoke from the forest fires. yeah.
And, uh, I can get by in all of them. Yeah. I mean, I'm not fluent in any of them, but I can get by in all of them. Um. Um.
Totally down.
It was, like, a
Sit your ass down, girl.
Uh, either's fine. Chris is fine.
Yeah, I'm like, "This is not volunteer."
Like, I mean, you know, if you're
But could you buy him a ring and he'd wear it, though, Mel.
Like, she met my brother in law, my my twin's husband, and was like, Travis is amazing and stuff, I really want to meet a Travis.
You can do whatever you want. Yeah.
I don't think I would change my last name unless it was like a super cool name. Yeah. I don't think I would then.
So. This is amazing. Thanks so much you guys. This is so great. Yes. Yeah.
No, I'm offering wine, but I'm saying do you want cider?
Okay, then I'm going to make, yeah. I'm just confused as to what to do.
What, it's just how we keep our accounting. It's our accounting department.  It's all our receipts. Funny.
I met all her friends, and because I'm stupid, I never thought, hey, why don't you meet my friends because I'm always having fun at hers.
I've been around you drunk. You are annoying as hell.  And you'd be like, "I'm fine." Wisdomous. He gets very wisdomous.
Hmm. Good. Cool. Sweet.
I think if I continue the way that I am at SFU, I could.
Sorry. I meant to say that I worked at a, an American pizza conglomerate chain.
You're like, "Look, this dude needs help. I'm willing to help."
Just most of our wedding party was, so we were like, "Well, we'll just go to them, cuz that's easier."
I think it will be different.
What was his screen name?
I'm like, well, like, and so it is kind of annoying, like, I probably would
Oh, so they all started, like coupling off and like dying?
Oh, yeah, tell us about Montreal.
No, yeah, maybe
Oh, your ear? Yeah.
Well, no, we'll eat them later.
It's beautiful. It's my paradise.
Make some peanut butter nuts.
What? Wow.
No, the food is delicious, and if you're into smoked meat, then I do recommend it. I just I'm not.
Uh, oh, exactly. Oh, my god.
So and it doesn't break my heart cuz I I know my family. I know my family, so I think that maybe his family doesn't know my family.
What do you want, though?
So, I mean, it's still n-
That beet saved my life.
Yeah, but that was me, right? And, and, and you think, you think mine, you think mine are gaudy, my brother-in-law's like, like gaudy times, no, but  yeah, my, my, my brother-in-law's like, they're all Lou Vees, like, all his shoes have like spikes on them, like there's nothing, there's nothing less than
Okay, I'm gonna put this somewhere. I don't need this, at least I don't think. It's okay. Your hand sticky?
Yeah,  can you go sit down?
This is neither of our home.  You know what I mean? She had her friends, she had her car, we had things to do.
There's a Danny Savage that lives in Vancouver.
And been like, if they picked up, being like Goldy's Pizza?
Anyways, keep going, yeah.
No, no. I left out a lot of them.
But, I mean, you guys seem, like, the similar level of maturity.
Oh, I thought you were unhooked.
I haven't tasted any part of this, yet. Mmm.
Uh, spoon for the fruit, sorry, I keep forgetting. Do we have a big spoon or something?
Forks. Do you guys like big forks or little forks?
Mmm, delicious food. Oh, my god, that was great.
There's already enough friction involved in getting the dog food from the canister to the dish.
Should I make the salad? Should I get going on that?
Yeah. Cuz we're gonna have fruit on the side. No, cuz we'll have cheese in that.
Not the dominatrix part, though.
It's energy, but the thing is, like, but it but it just makes sense, doesn't it? That there's past lives?
So have you applied for the visa yet?
See, I love that.
So in, so New York City
Exactly. Exactly.  Yeah.
I still, I mean, I still need to watch YouTube or do something, I mean, like, I can't be without, without the internet.
Glacier National Park is just past Revelstoke.
He was from Japan.
She's a r-
Family is so weird.
I didn't even see where you plugged it in.
Oh my goodness yeah
We've thought of starting businesses or something, but
So what you should buy her for Christmas is Ancestry DNA.
These are, that lady downstairs knows what she's doing.
Like I said, I'm just I'm really horny, that's why I'm just saying. Like
So he's like a little bit, he seems a little sad.
And I don't care where it goes because I'm sick of chasing people and worrying about getting married and stuff.
No, I just I just shared a a study with Sarah. I was like, I'm not gonna break up with you because, like, studies have shown that being single is more detrimental than being obese.
And I feel that way, too, cuz I'm I'm not in the foodie scene here, whereas I feel like I was maybe a little bit more in Montreal, but
Oh. Yeah, that's funny.
Oh, my god, I couldn't imagine, no.
Let's go sit in the living room.
Wednesday night.
I've just been like serial dating like there's no tomorrow.
Oh I see bubblin'. Abhi, I think that, uh. Yes, but can I take the salad
I would, I would.
But it's okay, so the fact when I brought it up, like, hey, why haven't we met her? She should meet your friends. The opposite applies.
And we weren't even there together.
So you kill, so you kill people, people die when you chase your or-
Then you got it.
I think it might be a little bit cooler in there. What do you think?
I see. Oh.
Before you did. Yeah. I think.
Um, something about clues. Trial and Error.
I mean, anyways, I just wanted to have, I don't want to go through the whole procedure right now, right now it's just.
Is your. Do they know if it's a boy or girl?
Hi, Jaley. Oh.
I'll go with you if you need me.
Even, yeah, Fairmont.
"My life sucks."
And, um, it said that people really get excited about new things that they'd never heard of or never even thought was a problem, so I feel like stuff like that, people think, "Oh, that's brand new, what a cool idea".
and then you have to do this for turning that way, and this turns right, which I didn't know
No, no, that's weekend I'm talking about. No, but I'm saying
You're gonna go
Wash my hands.
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm like, Abhi's sister bought everything from his list.
Mhm, mhm, yeah.
Ironic. And she, and the beautiful thing is she lived her whole life in the same house, so uh we moved house, but my uncle took over the house from us
Who met, you guys met on Hot or Not?
Like sitting around in your underwear, eating Kraft Dinner and, and hot dogs every night, yeah.
Oh, it's confusing for me, too.
Taste. Yeah. Or the soft, fleshy taste.
In Vancouver.
Yeah, no, but that's cool. Hmm, okay, maybe I'll check that out.
What this, oh, whatever. Do you want a napkin?
dude. Being, being that cold, I am, let's go in, let's go in there.
Oh. That's true. I don't think they were even on sale.
I'm curious about Scotland, for sure.
Like, I don't know what's like gaga or whatever call her.
Oh my goodness, that's so exciting.
At the soup place, they do cauliflower with, like, peanut butter, peanuts, squash with vegetable stock.
Who's them?
Interesting. No, I commend you for it.
Oh, my god, you think the funniest things.
Mkay. All Audi software
We need a serving oh I forgot to get, sorry, I just saw stand, that's the only reason I, yeah.
My best friend going home, she asked me, she's like, remember, Mel, when we were, like, tallying up how many people we've been with?
Well, I'm trying to think now.
But I think he would love that, yeah, I do.
You really need to understand how it works. It's it's really amazing. Like, I can totally show you.
That's a good idea, I should just do that. I'm angry.
No, cuz, like, we're not like, we're not going for drinks or anything.
It, uh, their most famous, uh, meal is actually a very large, uh, Malcolm.
Oh yeah, so, um, so we, we contacted, um, uh, our friend and the person who has the the community, the tiny house community, and, uh, she's had some family, uh, that have had some issues, which is dissolving it
And then we went to Central park and walked around, and then that was it. It was, like very, like, very simple date.
Yay! Dessert!
I'm constantly in trouble with cars. Like, I never do it right, and I just go, "Sorry, sorry" and I just keep going. Oh well.
Mhm. Definitely countryside.
Yeah. Arf. Wha-
No wonder she's married, yeah.
Lesbian, yeah.
Fecal matter.
Oh yeah, so Haley didn't tell you some, I'm sorry, bubba.
You were younger.
I don't want it to take too long.
Huh. I didn't even think about that.  That's something he might be interested in.
Yeah, and I think she doesn't want it to be like the typical kind of bachelorette party and she's
Unless I don't feel like stopping.
Why are you handing me your napkin?  Oh that kind of plate by plate, I get it.
It's sweet, so you can't add the fruit, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, right? I know.
Oh, uh, Pemberton.
What, you weren't living in New York at this time? Oh, you went to New York.
That's so
And he's good at, like, what he does, for sure.
Wedges or yeah.
I can't wait to tell her that.
Right, exactly. It's like your, your ideal best self that you wanna be pursuing. So
I really so I was at at this past life thing.
Bunch of food and stuff? Cool, I'll be your date.
And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, sure." Yeah, I speak, Tamil, , Urdu, Arabic, a little bit of Arabic, English.
They all make me happy.
I doubt it. No.
Oh, yum.
And I, no, just, like, we were walking down the street in New York, and I saw this girl crying with her friend, and I made my friend stop
I don't know. I kind of maybe hooked up with this guy in a little bit of a like shitty way, like where my ex was like calling me, being like, are you gonna to come to this party, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, just fully like fooling fooling around with this other dude. Like, kind of a shithead move.
Most people would use their weekend to sleep.
Oh.  Just recreational activities.
That's what this talk was. It was very interesting.
Do you want more? Okay.
I haven't, either.
Sorry, I just whipped that up, I dunno, no plans.
There's a couple of them that are gaudy, but, I mean
Cancer loves
She's prolly going to go chew on her cat condo or whatever.
Mm. I'm getting drunk.
She has a basket.
That is not the Hot or Not we had.
And, uh, yeah, hit it off, like
I keep looking at them.
And when, and Abhi inputs into an Excel sheet, and then we put it in here.
Yeah, same. Yeah, same, same, yeah.
use a napkin for these. Yep, I wiped it.
I just need to check the, we're good.
It's in Wyoming?
How shitty it is that white people for centuries have been pushing down black people. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, he's very good at it, he's hilarious, but you would only find him funny if you were black, I think.
You should oh my god so I so I had never
Yep. Hi, Mama. Hi.
There. Um. If we want we can have pear.
We have the fat from the cashews. Um, I don't need this, right?
Yeah. Whatever you think is best. That's totally cool. Yeah.
No because, like, well, that's the thing.
You guys watching the fight on Saturday?
Yeah, so that's kinda what's what's driving me right now.
On the subway, he told me his like, lied about his name, and stuff, but I was so, like, drunk that it didn't matter.
What happens if you guys ever go somewhere without wi-fi?
Weekend, yeah. For sure.
And I was like, I don't want this.
I had no time.
But, uh, yeah, I'm, uh, kind of, uh, so we're kind of there. So even when we went and we were looking at places, uh, we saw a place in Olympic, we saw a place in , the West End, we saw a place Downtown, we saw all these great places
What? Where is that? Woah. Where is it? How, like, where is it?
She, like, enjoys that.
No, no, you don't, I don't need any help, it's all right.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or movie nachos, probably what you know.
Your face! "We don't."
Yeah.  Yeah. I love, like, casseroles, or whatever, I'll cook something, like I'll make a salad for the evening, I'll make Indian food, I'll make, I, yeah.
Mm. I have no idea. I don't know these things. I have no idea. I'm not gonna say a thing.
No, I said you should be wearing a ring.
You were on a good tangent.
She recorded it.
Yeah, I mean, it's, like, a lot of Velveeta.
She's a, she's a phenomenal cook.
Like, my god.
Yeah? I feel like people are so welcoming to bachelorettes and bachelor parties, they're like, "Yeah, have fun" even if they're just like
But for me it would just be really nice if Zach and I could just get married
Those, those days are over, you know, those days are over. It's more that, just wanna, you know
But the thing is was, like, but the weird thing was is, I just remember thinking I was her and she was me.
Do you want me to wrap it in Saran wrap, or just put it in the fridge?
But lemme wear it. Yeah.
Or like, didn't somebody
I love that he included you in that part that you could actually have a say.
Serious thing, so, uh, so, day, day before, he's like, "Hey, so, I, you know, she's kind of flying in, can I, you know" Like, "No. No, no, no. Here's what you do. She, you have a hotel, right?" "Yes" "Well, put her up at the hotel, or tell her to go to Barney's, just go shopping or whatever, kill a few hours, and then you'll see her the next morning."
Get involved, volunteer.
Can you not sublet your place in Texas?
You're welcome. It will be great.
It was like the
That's special, then. But now I'm back on vegetables because of you, because of that garden stash.
I think Ricky's brilliant. Chappelle I can take him in small doses, I can't take Chappelle, uh, uh you know