tanmaysurana/HyPost huggingface dataset:
Mhm, makes sense.
Oh, yeah, you were saying.
Out of the hut, if you think about it.
But what have, have you paid them anything? No, s-
Whatever. I think we're good.
Oh, work. Oh, yeah.  I I forgot what were you. Yeah.
No, that's not it. And she lives, technically, in Bryan.
She's funny.
Yeah, we were right before signing it. I don't know if you heard that, yeah, I think you heard that they're dissolving the tiny house , yeah, we just found out a couple of days ago.
You're gonna have a fruit side. That's very inter-
There's not enough, um, oh my god, what's the word?
They're so neat. I like them.
Cuz remember I couldn't get in.
But yeah, my my edibles.
Well, it's nice that he wants to help, cuz he is excited. I know, he is excited.
Oh you wouldn't even do that.
Yeah, Mhm.
But that's the thing, it's like I don't know.
But if you bought him a ring, he'd wear it. I know he would. He's so proud to be with you.
Yeah. Yes, yes, you got it right. Yep, yep.
Like, I'm just like, well.
Yeah, okay, yeah, pre existing conditions, that makes sense.
She gets her butt scratches every night in bed. When she comes in she gets into like downward dog, and I scratch her butt back and forth and she gets so she chews cords when she gets excited, so she'll start like chewing on my cord.
But I was like, I don't want to fight with you.
We doubled it.
And like destinations that you guys stayed in, you stayed up there, and yeah, yeah.
But I might and that's what worries me more, if I leave for a job or, like, you know.
Are you totally serious?
Yeah. So, so she's probably, she's kind of saying, "Well, so I've got this smaller piece of property, I'm gonna slice and dice it up into, uh, tiny, tiny lots which can accommodate tiny homes, which are much smaller than, like, a normal mobile home lot, and I, I'm gonna charge essentially the same as what a normal mobile home park would charge for lot rent, except that the lots are much smaller."
Yeah. uh-huh.
Bravest, bravest.
You fell out.
Your juicy beet, Mel. Oh, my god.
No, I like it.
I do, but I don't.
You don't enjoy it so much.
All your stuff is there.
That's awkward.
Yeah, it's your wedding, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, yeah.
Uh, yeah, yeah. Vancouver life. Welcome.
No cuz I always based it on, like, the stereotypical, like, the the the bride and the groom walk down the church aisle and so that's like what I have all my experiences to base it on, and the thing is is like
No kiragen, no. Guar gum.
Like, you, like, for food and groceries. When you get coffee, do you get a receipt and put it in there? You why?
Only to come home  and the conversation was just not allowed to be cut short, unfortunately, so, yeah.
Let's do lunch.
Why is that? Did you ask?
I think it's a boy.
Fancy pizza.
Oh.  Wow.
I was like ""
So, tell me about Monday night.
Oh. Like, because other people don't wanna lead it. Mama. Hey, baby girl. Hi, baby girl. She's so sweet.  Oh I'm sorry, sweetie, your food's in the yoga room.
He's in the wedding this weekend.
So, who was she in her past life? That's what I wanna know.
I feel, as human beings, we try to predict the future.
So, anyways, this guy is going.
You can finish this for me if you want.
Mind you, the baby's room is painted blue.
Um, I miss my I miss my friends, I miss the architecture and I miss the food.
Got to Dubai, or got to Can-
But then later I, like, we're all hanging out and she's like, this is what just happened, I don't know know, woah, I feel so judged, what just happened there? And I was like, yeah, that's crazy, right?
I'm changing my answer about opposition
But it works itself out, it evens itself out.
Yeah, mhm, mhm.
Uh, so it would be re-studying, basically, so it comes to the question of worth it or not worth it, um.
Like just like, what are these?
I love it, too.
Do you want lemon in your water?
They're closed for a little while but
Didn't you say you grew corn, too, Mel?
We did make lists.
They're going through a rebranding right now, aren't they?
Now I gotta tinkle.
Oh, I I've shimmied it in through.
It might, yeah.
I think , I think. I shouldn't say this, that he works for Google, so I can't, I can't talk about him.  But anyway, but he's, uh, he's got a lot of stamina, I'll say that.
So, we're having a chat with her I believe tomorrow or the day after, I don't know, it's in the calendar. Yeah.
And uh, our next, no, I thought it was hilarious. So, we didn't go. My, my, my groomsman thought that would be too seedy, and didn't want to do that, so instead
Do you know where that is?
I wasn't
Cuz it is warm.
mm. It was too heavy.  Can I go get the pie?
Exactly. They realize they don't need it in the end.
Yeah, they loved Scotland, everything Scotland, yeah.
You get up early and make casserole?
Yeah. You're gonna go, you're go to the, you, you're gonna walk into another room, you're going to walk into the kitchen, to, like, another room, to get the box that came in the mail, and open it up, and take the things out of the plastic, no way.
I know where he lives, I know what his house looks like.
That's brilliant for her, actually, that's a great business model, cuz then she's essentially like a real estate developer, but, but, but that she gets, she gets the lot rent forever.
And their getting, like they're both doing their bachelor parties in Mexico, she's in Cabo and he's in Playa Del Carmen? She's doing Playa Del Carmen. What, okay, whatever, both in, both in Mexico but different dates, that's kind of
I just heard that they were hiring a butt load more teachers.
You just go wherever you want?
For the dinner?
She tied me up and
Is it like cheaper or like sit down or?
Yeah I figure and then if we have any extra maybe we could put it like in the salad or whatever.
On Hot or Not. I thought Hot or Not was a mock site, because we used to make fun of Hot or Not when we were a kid.
I was taking physics, calculus, yeah. Mhm.
What about some grapes?
Mhm. Right.
You should totally go.
She's having me drink all the wine by myself.
Like, can you imagine?
Like, there's no, no, there's like no part of me that's like, I wanna do it again.
Open the middle? Middle?
Finish your can.
I mean, my grades, my grades are high and I graduated with distinction, so I'd probably get in.
I'm leaving the room, I'm leaving the room.
It's nice to have the same last name as your children.
Oh, because I became scared shitless of men. Like, I couldn't
K, but wait, wait. She's set it up before she went? What?
Oh. That's actually pretty smart.
No, it doesn't come up.
They have data. They have data, they don't need wi-fi.
And for girls
That is awesome, actually.
I wanna take a picture.
Generally, yes. Generally, I kinda am.
No, it's not, it is, like, I mean, they, they, the women strip, but in a, like, a hilarious, old timey, old timey way, it's like, and it's like so over the top
The older souls will like be like, okay, I didn't learn this lesson, I need to keep going.
No? Too tight? Oh. Nice and loose. There you go.
But it always ends up tapering off after a while, once people realize that it's still not that much of a problem. Mm.
No, clothes, clothes. You get a stylist, you send them your measurements, or whatever, photos of you, yeah.
That's the reason why I'm holding back, too.
He what? Texted you? What did he say?
Yeah, so, definitely, you know. And, it, , and they all seem like they're such pros in this city, like, I don't know, yeah, but it seems like it.
Shut the front door. And and they and they party too much?
It's a long time. Yeah yeah yeah okay.
Oh, oh, I'll have a cider, yeah, thanks.
Sheba sounds evil
That I left the room for a hair elastic?
And I'm like, "But that's just gonna pay off for the wedding." Cuz whatever we get in cash, I'm gonna wanna pay him back.
Yeah, no, Mel and I, we're having some issues.
And, um
It was beautiful last night, yeah.
And then, I guess the, the genius thought, "Well, why don't we just allow people to meet other people, and maybe we can make some revenue from this" and they did.
Yeah, I, I know that's what she means, but she wasn't having a problem, she w-
He's wonderful. Yeah.
Yeah, but this is weird. No, this well, no, I guess I haven't, really. Well, no, when when Christie and I were when I was single after Christie, I didn't drink at all.
What? Yeah.
Want a lighter? No.
I'm trying to figure out what I wanna make um on the dressing. Um
Oh yeah. Right into , into just, uh, quarters, or whatever? Yeah.
And I can't remember the author, but she wrote this book on, uh, being a dominatrix.
Abhi's not very good at not talking.
We do bring it up with him every once in a while, though, just for
Which, okay, let's name the non-funny.
Yeah.  Extreme Couponing. And they were just, they were so good at it, they had little books, and I just couldn't believe it.
Wait, how, how much overlap is there?
Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. I forgot I got the grapes.  It's like, "I know I got something else."
You're a big
Fine now. So bossy.
That's his
Um. But now she does translation services, and refugee services together in in a firm in Toronto, so. Yeah.
Bring my car up.
Oh, my, oh, very fancy.
So, so you guys are going to the the States, Austin? When is that, next month?
Oh. I've heard of this place, but I've never been there.
Yeah, last year, just, the last year Christmas, uh, Haley's like, "Oh, you know we make Christmas lists here", I'm like, "I've never heard of that", so she's like " It's all the things that you want."
What kind of food, though, in Montreal? Like
And then you progress and, like, people that are really old souls are, like, really advanced, always end up in Europe or the parts of Canada and the US.
Christopher's made your salad into a spring mix.  He's made your salad into a spring mix. This is really, what did you put in the dressing?
Oh, my god, yeah.
No, I didn't know I guess.
No, no, well, no, I'm not
Then that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Driving your car and bringing your car over here till, so we're in a little, there's a little bit of unstable ground. Uh, at least when we were in Texas, it was her home.
The texts I'm getting are, like, I'll cut your hair if you paint, help me paint my studio.
re-reading the story back to me, I met, I met her on Hot or Not and I invited her to Central Park at night.
Oh, because he had to for work, so I used his hot spot, yeah.
I'm just gonna tell you a story.
Why did the Mormons hold on to everything?
Are you guys cool with coconut?
And his thing was, "Do you like big forking?"  or
It's like, when I was Googling, like, best places to go around me, it was like, "Yeah, go and eat at Save on Meats." I'm like, "I will never in my life eat at a place called 'Save on Meats'."
All of the above, I think.
It's what you do.
Yeah, they know.
That's really good. Mhm. Mhm. That's really
Yeah, mhm.
Mhm, it's really pretty.
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm, mhm.
I mean, the same weekend as
Boo, you wanna fill the chips, Haze, do you wanna fill the chips up?
He's gonna remain in Texas.
send me home with peppers.
It's brilliant. It's, it is the new age Arrested Development. It's brilliant.
And that's where I'm like, well, we're kinda friends. I'm like, can't we just be friends?
Cuz I started doing like a Russian accent, so that was pretty fun.
I found my half siblings on Facebook.
Well, if you got any work to do, and you wanna work at a coffee shop, that's where I do all my work. I'll invite you next time, we can sit in a Starbucks together and not talk.
Cuz all so far of my girlfriends have kind of just
Mhm. Just Boxed.
I don't know I don't know what this feels like when cutting things.
You need, you need, you need a hair elastic cuz you need to, like, deep  that next fajita?
Oh, for sure. Like, uh yeah, for sure, yeah.
Mm? Still?
Yeah, it is very pretty, very colorful.
No. It was just like, some girl that he, like, it's a, no the, this is, this is a girl that he had been dating for a week or something, like, it's not a long term
Yeah, for sure. Here.
Oh, funny.
Those look cool. No socks?
If I was to meet a Charlie?
Christie would get so pissed off at me.
Do you like Louis CK? Louis CK.
But you have laundry right there.
Well, that's why I was thinking.
I feel like this is the most unattractive food you've ever created.
Like, "Yeah, we're gonna to build at Jericho beach."  Jericho Beach community, and UBC is gonna be fine with it.
Carpal tunnel?
Baseball nachos?
Mm, that's funny.
That's that's weird.
So I've been craving beets ever since, yeah.
Is it true, is it true you actually don't compute numbers, it's just really formulas and algorithms and stuff?
Your back? Ew.
They're all organic.
Yeah, figuring out what to do, and
That's not a good thing to say.
Oh, okay. No, no, I mean but coincidentally, that would be really funny. If you were to going to the wedding and you were like, "That chick was actually at my bachelor party."
Yes.  We watched it last night, too. It was, uh
I know, I laugh at that, too.
He's black? Oh, okay.
Why can't that be present energies and not based on past or
Anyways, so he, uh, talks to mediums about past lives and stuff like that and he was, like, going into Hitler's life and stuff. So interesting.
I am very wisdomous.
Oh, me for work. Oh, yeah, actually, that's a good idea. That's clever.
You cut these peppers excellently. Look at this.
Go for a cider. If you want some cider, help yourself.
There's something about Montreal that's just really amazing.
How did we both go over when we share? It's, we went over together.
That's what, that's, that's why you're, that's why you're more wisdomous.  Yeah, you look, you look, like, you look wisdomous.
That's that's kinda cool. I will take some.
Yeah, just have to do it.
I'm excited. Mm.
Like, yeah, it's like, yeah, so duke, so we're, I'm like god knows, who knows.
Or it's bloodline. That's what people are obsessed with.
But the problem is I gotta keep 'em for me, not for her.
So they just we just
I said, "Can we just please stop. Like, I don't even know what these venues are." Cuz they are from Ontario, I don't know what you're talking about.
As lesbians I wouldn't, especially with who I'm dating, too, Sarah's last name would be terrible.
Yes, that's from My Cousin Vinny.
Leave it in the, leave it in the stipulated time if you don't know.
Yeah, right?
No, I know, I didn't I didn't close that story.
So it's, "Can I go or can I not go?" That's the question, so it's not a long drawn out, uh, complicated thing, it's simple. Can I go, can I not go, if I do have a return ticket and do say that it's, uh, you know, does it affect anything.
They are good.
Montreal smoked meat.
Bub, use the hot pad. Okay.
And, and you, right, right, exactly, and you're
And then we just well, then we just started liking each other.
Did you say animals or edibles? Edibles?
Yeah. That seems like the kind of maneuver you'd do when there's no real traffic. If there's a lot of traffic downtown, I would just go across the crosswalk.
Like, in high school I loved math, loved it to death. Yeah.
Stop doing dishes.
Well, you gift yourself a talent
It's really hard to grow, apparently.
Shut the front door.
But it's almost like not even worth it when people get that upset about that. You're like, calm down, like, you're really not gonna be friends with me cuz I, like, cancelled our hanging out or
And it's hard, too, when you're trying to like, crunch every penny and all that, but, yeah, or it's like you wanna get involved, but
Yeah. It's a, like The Box in London, it's like a big, yeah, old school cabaret, and like, there's all this crazy and fun stuff, it's not necessarily only sexual, it's a, like a whole bunch of fun stuff, and
Oh, cuz he fought it.
Hills are hard.
Well, Mel, I think you need to do what Sarah just suggested and, like, in lipstick write "marry me" and like just like have, yeah, have him come home or whatever and just be like, I'm proposing to you.
Yeah, like, they make you take
Yeah, you probably would.
Woah! That's weird.
Yeah. The thing that, the thing I like about Teri is um, you know, it's not like she like goes to court or anything, there's no court, you know what I mean, there's just applications, and the applications are designed for you the applicant to fill them out yourself, right?
And he was like, the best ever.
Yeah. I would, too.
No. Epics, I don't know.
Like, "Where are the books?"
Uh, sure. Thanks.
I've seen stripper no, it's that I'm
I'm gonna like eat this.
But nothing compares to the beet from your garden, so juicy.
Yeah it's amazing.
And it's a coffee shop.  And, uh, we grabbed a coffee.
I'm, I'm hard, I'm hard to get along with.
That what, that's what my
I'm sorry. Is it too hot?
See him on YouTube.
Yeah, large Malcolm.
Okay. Make it make it healthy. The, okay, you want the oil, vinegar, you want the lemon or no?
It depends where you go.
All all of a sudden
Do you want more chips, Christopher?
We should have an unusual dinner, featuring sliced beans.
Oh, no, you're being bad, Mel.
Oh, that's hard.
I saw that video. She was drunk.
Oh. Oh, that's kind of fun.
Oh. What's her name?
And your lettuce, it lasted for a whole week.
Put it in properly, please, it keeps falling out.
Uh, yeah, I think just water.
Oh, it didn't work? Oh, that's too bad.
Oh my gosh like whatever.  Um
you should pay me to do this.
Thank you.  you can have my napkin to clean.
I guess, if they're on sale, you can freeze corn, too. Maybe, like, shuck it, boil it, freeze it.
Yeah, Rachel, let me know when you know if you're moving cuz I gotta I gotta think about it.
Yeah, yeah, and he
It's okay, Jan
Nothing. Just lettuce and we have cashews or peanuts. They're both fatty, but.
You saw her.  Close. But, uh
Uh, here, yeah, here it's, you know, it's brand new on both sides, and, uh, I mean, I keep busy, she keeps busy, I mean, we're, we're really good that way
Chef, for sure.
Mhm. Like, it's almost like walking into a store.
Yeah, delegate.
Just pass me.
On the other hand, yeah, you could technically sublet your place. Spend a month in Mexico.
Okay, so you
Yeah, it is a long
Is it My Cousin Vinny?
She doesn't waste a single bit.
I guess, I guess they have liability, and they don't wanna get sued, cuz, yeah
Plus she's not mentally come to terms with this being her home, yet.
No, but it was more like the judgment factor, like, when people just, like, out of left field and you're like, oh, okay, woah, sorry.
If you need to, like, I can't be, stay disconnected from the world for so long, I mean it's like, that's
Yeah, they gave me
Everybody on match.com, you know, thinks that that they know themselves, every single person on match.com is like, "I love, I love red wine." Well, not everybody in life loves red wine, but everybody on Match loves red wine because they love the the, you really like, they really like the , right, they love the self image of somebody who loves red wine, seems sophisticated.
She loves being rubbed.
And it's really pretty.
Oh, there you go
Oh I don't have my Cards Against Humanity.
It's so like, oh, my god, that lettuce. Like, lettuce never lasts that long in my fridge.
It's like real French baguette. And they have set menus, but you can pick, like certain things, but yeah.
No it'yeah, no, well, not it's not.
So then what after that?
It's hard to even, like, volunteer, though. Like you said
They, like, jingle when he walks.
I changed it to August, cuz we
What, bub?
Well, hey, I'm young. Date older women, then.
Yeah, it's the same. I don't, I actually haven't seen heavy cream in Canada. I only see whipping cream.
I don't even remember the beginning of this story. Woah, like, GIAC, okay, good.
Never leave, yeah.
Yeah, so so for us we were  hey, we're gonna start building end of the year.
And they're like
We made sure that there were chocolate chips in the otherwise oatmeal raisin cookies, because oatmeal raisin cookies by themselves are unacceptable.  Cuz you think that it has chocolate chips in it, but then you end up with the disappointment of the century, which is raisins.
He was so cute, too. He was, like, so effing cute. And he did all these tricks. So sad.
Um, and this is the perfect place to find that person.
No cricket.
It'll be delicious.
Yeah, I thought it was abnormal, but I guess it's normal in your world.
Um, yeah, right? Like, that's super fun.
The announcer is the Blue Bunny, and it's this enormous, like, very tall fat gay man dressed as, dressed in, like, see-through Lycra bunny suit, with, like, big bunny ears, and, like, big clear, clear, see-through, like, high heel shoes, and he like, heckles the audience, he's like, "What's your name?" He's like, "Wow."
So do you want a long engagement though? Or do you
You're doing a better job than me.
Female engineers?
Have you guys ever been to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, the Grand Tetons?
No, it doesn't , it doesn't , doesn't intimidate me, it just
I'll just have an iced tea.
What's the deal with that, with that thing? Is that a stationary bike? It looks, looks terrible. It looks awful. It looks like a terrible thing to have to ride.
Oh well. It didn't work out. But  So, um, but I didn't realize that he was on a date, I thought it was, anyway, it doesn't matter.
Oh, but I don't know if that counts. Does it. No.
He thinks it's awesome.
Yeah. Longest I've ever seen a dog live.
The wisdom.
Something, but it looks a little Southern, like this tree
We might have to break up.  That's it. You can't live without internet.
And so, if you're an Audi owner, and an Audi enthusiast, you can,  you can, uh, you can swap out, you can, you can re-flash
And then just go down South.
And who, no kiss?
It was just like I needed those minerals from that beet and I was like craving it.
So imagine, like,  calling the paramedics.
All right, let's get you in
Cuz it's a bunch of uh different volunteer things, so.
In no way do I want to be
No. I don't
So everybody's like, "I love red wine." and then, you know, cuz it, there's, like, a form you fill out, right, it's like, "Do you love X, do you love Y?" and so, so everybody , everybody says, "Yes, I love this" to the things that sound good.
She was like
It's positive, I mean. It is positive, but exactly what she says, like, if there's more permanence, and if we can get our own place which is our, ours, and
Oh, somewhere in here. Oh, it's right here.
I you said, Rach, you were a bored housewife in your previous life, so you do believe, yeah, right?
Poop. There we go.
It's not legal, you it'not over there, but she's over here, but I'm not feeling it.
That was recovery, though. That doesn't count as being single, that was recovery.
Hello, thank you, you, I can how put resident in Thank you, I can now put residents in , oh, in rent manager.
No, but they say it's necessary in terms of what
I don't know, bub.
Oh, yeah, so we all ate to we all ate together and and then we watched, um, Rupal's Drag Race.
Oh cool, if I can set up, I can set up a, Chris, I can set up a meeting for you and Marnie, if you're going to Austin, she's in Austin.
Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. This is normal weekend for us. I'm talking about this is, this is normal weekend at home.
Tastes healthy.
Hmm, yeah, n-
We, um, we, we definitely like some video streaming services.
I'll because
I know you love my pitch of this.
I know, he makes really good homemade dressings.
Yeah, you probably won't use it all. Yeah, I would just, like, wipe it like, yeah, like that. Yes, exactly, exactly like that. Like paint.  Yeah.
They thought it was her friend.
Come join us soon? Come join us soon? Thank you.
White Spot?
He's too, your husband's too, or, ooh. Your fiance's too popular.
Nah. , , this is the stylist, not the booking person.
Okay. You know.
And I feel like your friends would take
So, did you cook, or was that they sent you the food?
Yeah, and we sat there reading directions.
no, not necessarily. But I
Those are the healthiest dogs.
No I mean like whilst we cook. Yeah. As we go, yeah.
Vanilla cookie was good. We like it. I think it'll just be different once we get more involved and have a schedule.
And, uh, they would have triple double, triple coupon days, every, like, once a month on Sundays or something.
Easy. No uncle's houses get raided by a whole bunch of people and then port-a-potties need to be driven in for whatever reason and then I don't know.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like married with a kid now.
Um. Like, you know, starting in a new city, or starting university, it's people's opportunity for a fresh start, and you know they start, they start going through this, through this, "Hey, what would I wanna be perceived as?" kind of world, thing
Cuz now you're not on the hook anymore? Tha-
Abhi, you might have. No,  I was going to say "Abhi, you have to do something in the kitchen probably for a little bit". This is a lot. Really?
Like a regular Benetton's ad.
but she just like is unreasonable about it, right? Like, she'll be like I'm
No, I don't think exactly.
Cuz how long at that point was was he married for?
As Dana? I think so. I Or maybe not. They're going to California, they're going, like, surfing.
Jackson Hole? No.
I wanna major in biology, minor in French so that I can teach biology.
Dude, that's crazy. Huh.
You guys look alike. That's so crazy.
Fuck it, make it your own, do your own thing. Yeah. Mhm.
But I would I
So oh my gosh your sister
At the same time, I just
Have you been to Absinthe on the drive yet?
He's a very big fork, for sure.
So more, like, not conventional, not run of the mill. I mean, like, I'll watch Modern Family, but it's not my, it's not my thing.
It's okay to count on your fingers, that's the thing.
I feel like that's interesting.
Hmm, I like that.
All right. We need to take it down.
Dude, they set you up. And if you like, yeah.
We'll we'll black it out.
The the professor there at SFU is the most amazing teacher you will have.
You gonna be home?
But they have permanent renters in every space?
Yeah, like, she is wife material.
And if you really like them, go back with them, like
Like, law of attraction, I tell ya. Yeah.
Cuz their great granddaddy lived in the desert and ate weeds. Oh, thanks.
Sarah, all you need to do is just like clean up after us and like
No, but that's always a question, like, how did it go down.
Oh, that looks so beautiful.
So I burst out laughing and I was like, oh my god, I've never seen a seizure before.
There's a lot of meh.
And Syria, that's where you learn survival.
Cuz she just shoves it all in her mouth, that's why.
Ooh, they're good with if you put the Hershey Kisses on top.
How long how long before lunch is ready?
So, I'm doing these things at this, uh, workshop about discovering who you really are, your past life, stuff like that.
You know, I had it, um
It's just like it's weird, it's super weird, like, secrets.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
No, no, I'll make it I'll make it, jan. Just leave it there, I'll make it.
So we're always like, "Well, maybe we're Norwegian or Dutch," but like whatever.
Is he marrying her?
That's why you what?
It's like the most amazing soup. FYI
Yeah it's kind of like leftover goodie bags so I'm really good
So  that's that's been, that's been a
They taught it everything except stay.
Okay. Um. I think I use only the yolk, right? The recipe is on my computer.  Is that how you do egg wash?
And it's making up new problems.
Oh, my god, that was that was insane.
Oh, thank you. Wow.
Can't feel anything properly.
No, but, I, I said name a business.
Here, you want this for the other plate you don't think we're gonna use? Yeah.
That's what yeah, well, think about it, if  the bible or whatevers, like Cane bore unto blah, blah, blah, this person born unto whatever.
What? Ontario?
The rural America, rural America
And that's where you learn survival.
If you need it, yeah.
I'm not gonna cut them like this. I'm just gonna leave them long. How about that?
Oh, my gosh, she needs taking care of, still. Okay. Yeah, no
I wanna shop at Brooks Brothers and buy some, some reasonable, uh, affordable office wear.
Mhm yeah
It was beautiful. I was hanging out the window, so technically I left the room.
GIAC is a software company that makes aftermarket engine software for Audis.
That's what he said. He was like, it just on and on and on.
Can you just, uh, use a wipe for the dining table?
Anna and Katrina, I don't know if they're friendly engaged.
But also, she's married, like, like.
I'm so like you.
I might have seen that, actually. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. So, uh, yeah, so.
Oh, wait, you're right. I'm like okay.
Nope, he can't volunteer, he might be a psychopath.
Mm. Those are good names. I like those.
Sure. Well, we can start with the salad and fruit, or we can wait.
I always wanted to be Charlie.
I'm not really dating right now. Um, I've been so busy lately.
And he was like, "K. What, what"
Right, or live longer or like
Like, when you, when you're, when you're, when you meet other people and you're just like, like when I say attracted, I just mean, like, if I get along with you.
Not as good? Hmm.
No. No, she didn't!
Wow. What kind of dog was she?
Hmm, they're pretty close, yeah
But then you said
Yeah, Pemberton. It's, uh, interior. There's a kitty!  Hi, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Hi. Hi, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh.
Which is not what it was.
Yeah, they make you take it.
Right. That's not who you are.
That does.
Yeah. That's why it works.
The smoke is crazy right now, huh?
Youth. It's youth. I mean, I mean I've, by the
Oh, I get it. That's funny. Is it Malcolm? Yeah, I guess, yeah, that is close.  That's true.
Okay that sounds pretty. Just like simple and beautiful oh my god.
I just wasn't wowed by her.
Well, he was fine, but he went up to go to the bathroom twice and, like, you couldn't tell if he was at that time, but he made like a noise.
Okay, that, okay, that's a good point, maybe.
Uh, what was it called?
Oh. You broke the bottoms, really. No, silly. Okay.
She goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes a little, she goes a little fucking cuckoo, so  you got, you gotta get her, you gotta get her out before the crazy comes out.
Cuz I'm not that close with my family, so that's an advantage of mine. And the thing is is like I know Zach's family can afford to go down if they if they want to, so like
Yeah, but if that's a year from now
What's your GPA, if you don't mind me asking?
Yeah. Mhm. Mhm.
I have the oil, vinegar out.
That's funny what you were saying about how people do this and then they just start reading.
You needed a pair, he wanted a pair of jeans that he could, like
Big juicy beet?
Mhm. I like it.
You're right. If you want, I can cut up the desserts and put 'em in the fridge. Okay. Oh great.
Falling off.
And, and at the time, and the other piece of context was that
And she's gay and did it.
We have some if you want it.
No, we saw that at Tabarecky.
I get confused.
That's probably the the permissions thing.
You got a bad name this, man.
Oh, Rachel is like the coolest chick to be single.
There she is. Mamacita.  Hi. Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
She's just sexing.
Oh, my god, we didn't eat these cabbage rolls.
I'll have some in a bit, I think I will.
Are they? Cuz they are such a mix, and not pure?
I kind of, I do think there's like, I, well, no, I'm pretty sure. I do feel like there were past lives, like, cuz
How will she propose?
Oh, here's a, oh, le-
So how is it that I go pee without them hearing?
If you can even get more country than College Station. It's like, "You know, I like that station, but it's really not country enough for my taste."
See, I would just do it totally sexually.
Shut up. I wanna try that.
How did she propose?
Do you want more water? Okay.
Um, but, um, yeah. I kinda like it that being on the same, the same, especially if you're traveling out. If it's at home, and at the bar down the street
No, cancer loves home, commitment, structure.
Let me speak to her. We're gonna speak to her on Saturday, if she's, if she's interested.
Yeah, for school.
Where? Oh yeah. You guys have
Yeah. Like he, like he, he, he's, he's like a, he's like a very, very eloquent orator whose job it is to, like, humiliate white people as much as he possibly can. Yeah.
Mm. Do you want cheese, Mel? There you go.
We were driving back from Squamish yesterday. It was beautiful.
I think, I'll serve,  I'll serve plate by plate rather over there, then I'll come here and bring it here.
Like, like, we wanna be, like we wanna be your friends, but we don't wanna double down too far, because we know that you might leave, and, you know
I was telling Haley they should come with us to Pemberton, to Joffrey Lake.
Can you please name a profession today that doesn't require you to be connected?
As we go.
And it's not, like, a judgmental thing. It's really out of a curiosity thing cuz I was never able to do it as a single person.
I don't care. All I know is after all the talk that happened
I don't know if she's
"I'm sorry, youths, your honor."
Tuesday next week?
No, not crazy.
Yeah, he'd probably like it. Like, that's cute. I like it.
Yeah, no, and that's totally
Okay, so not, okay, not a huge difference, yeah.
That's right. Yep. So, we should be good there, which means we can build our house, and love life.
She's her, it's her builder. Her builder building and our, we were ordering it from a fabricator who she owned.
That's actually kinda good.
I know, for once.
I just don't ever want the government to get ahold of my DNA
Oh yeah. Hmm. That's the military island. I'm going to San Diego in October.
I didn't know you could date in it.
Okay, so you're not doing fruit and cottage cheese as a dessert, so
Yeah, we've got everything. Iced tea boo, for me too.
Yeah, but even if like in where, where, where I grew up, like even if you had the coupon you wouldn't use it. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's, but
I know, I love it.  Perfect.
Uh, the Glacier National Park is. That would actually be an amazing trip.
Okay host, where's your cutting board?
Oh. Ah.
Yeah. San Diego.
Right there? Yeah.
Yeah, cuz when his dad and him were talking about were
Oh, really? Oh.
Such a Canadian wedding.
How's the birth going?
He's left it so open on Google.
It actually tore through I call it my neighborhood cuz that's where I was when while I was visiting.
Right, he wants to just surf. Um. And I told you I'm planning my sister's.
Other Sarah will totally put out.
Oh no, that's the fan, never mind.
Interesting. Hmm.
Hopefully it'll be pretty. Cherry something. bocconcini, which I didn't know was a type of. Okay, I think that's all, let me throw it in.  So it's fine to not use the extra sauce? Oh okay.
Because they've cut class sizes.
Hmm, so Haley, you know
The entrance requirements are more stringent at UBC, but then the tuition is also allegedly more expensive.
Oh, are you telling the Craigslist st-
They have an early bird special?
Have we been there?
However, you need to do a big ass proposal for me, and it better be a surprise. And I want a ring, too, so that's
Montana, I think. Yeah. But the, this looks awesome. So I was saying that we should go there.
Um. Oh.
But I'm not the thing is, I'm not falling at all. Like, I like them, but I'm not in love or anything.
Too much exciting going on.
Yeah. yeah, it's burgers.
Oh good, so you are as anal as I am.
Where she comes in, and she's really good at teaching you how to word things, and like, she's good at drafting, like, an accompanying letter, and she knows, she, she sort of knows how to write so that you read between the lines, like, a lot of the times there's uh, you know, there'll be like
Uh, for girls, Emma or Ashley.
And she's been in Ireland?
Maybe it's open.
They're not. They're not.
I was over there.
Wow. Woah, that's very, like, organized.
Yeah, we I don't remember why we didn't. I probably went to bed or something.
No, Sam.
Do you do you wanna be my guest?
Sorry, but that's why it's taking so long, too.
I'm not so sure about
Or it could be, like, Delta, Delta's really
Okay, okay, sorry. I ruined the experiment.
I've brought it up and I said, I just hope it doesn't.
Like you're doing it right now?
Right. Yeah, you're in limbo a little bit.
I need a hair elastic, it is hot.
What do you think, yeah?
You really embraced being single, though. You did so much to
Do you think marriage is gonna change your relationship, Mel?
You know I,  you like to have it.
But it in this day and age?
Do you have a cutting board?
K. Which did you have, barbecue? Barbecue. Ketchup I like, Abhi doesn't like those.
What salad is it?  On the what? On the pie. It's in the oven already? Okay.
So, and I I I don't know.
No they won't. And this is like their his only son's big day. Like he's thinking of Zach right?
Just to show he's taken, and he'll wear that thing every day. He will.
But I can't even, like, judge that because Katrina's family was from Scotland and, yeah, the architecture, yeah, it has to win, yeah, but it was like, no, yeah. Interesting.
It's just, it was just washed. I think it's in the drying rack. Hmm. I know where something is in the kitchen.
Subway cookies actually are good.  Yeah. Mhm.
No, don't, don't say that.
Um, and so, so I was in the GIAC camp, and that, uh, somehow, some part of me decided that would be a good name for my AIM screen name.
It tastes like Whole Foods balsamic, I would have never known.
No, I laughed
Also, if all of the jokes are sort of about you, like, he was, like, the only white guy in there.
Ooh, what are these?
Baby coming?
Because it's all about success, or whatever. Uh, success, did I say success? Success? I thought I said something else. Oh well, whatever I said.
I like 'em halved.
Trial and Error.
Like, I'm just like hungry for it now.
Right, no, no, no, it's, it's not Chapelle. And you Right.
And it's full of Pennsylvanians, it's just such a, it's so unnecessary. It's just an unnecessary state. Like, you just wanna go from Philadelphia to whatever the next state is, which I think is Indiana.
Yeah, so, yeah, so, kinda, kinda at that, yeah.
You're gonna have fruit on the side of the meal, or is it is the fruit dessert?
Right? That would be kind of a fun night, just like
Kind of self-deprecatory.
My thesis advisor, my thesis advisor had a good argument, where she was like, a good reason cuz we were talking about, like, other academics and how they get so weird cuz they're on their own all the time and they get very extreme, and she was like
Is that everybody writes a fucking novel about themselves, and nobody is self-aware enough to to, for the novel to be of any use, right, so
So, like, it's not the world is not fair.
That's why I was, like, "I guess we're just friends."
But I don't know if they're
This is like the best dessert you could get. Seriously.
Like, I just I just never seen anything like it.
It would be Ohio.
Mhm. Talking about this place.
Do it, do it! That's cool.
I have my friends in Montreal, and I have
Like, , I actually just got another email this morning, saying, "Okay, status update, there's no , there's no further action on your account, it's still under review".
Yeah, we can throw those out.
Yeah, just to find out what angle to go into. Like, comedy versus, like, something so serious.
I actually don't think it's bad for you.
Of course. So, but the thing is, but pitching in, what if  what if you, yeah.
They're still packed up over there, the side, I don't get to wear them any more, cuz she won't go out with me if I wear them, she's like
And I was, like, trying, like, explain it and he was like, yeah, like, we're okay for sex but not for dating.
Yeah, I can't remember the name, so.
I think it, it might be the same width.
You're a big forking mess.  Just kidding.
Do you know what I mean? Doesn't really make a difference. But when you're actually going. Is Dan doing his bachelor party this weekend?
Um, I've been trying to convince my friends to go from Texas, cuz we've got a condo there and I love it out there. And it's like cute little cowboy town, but also like mountains and outdoor activities and white water rafting and horseback riding and all that. Jackson Hole.
Slippers meaning flip flops
Can we move this band?
Yeah, well, it's cuz it's so small, they can't
That's true. you trying to , trying to find a way to, like, passively, passive aggressively suggest that they would change their dates, yeah.
You know, I, I was been reading up a lot with like consumer products and like find the problem and then create a product that solves it, obviously, but I think that, um, it was on some website where you could submit your product ideas and see how people liked them, oh, well, it was also talking about crowd funding
Uh, it's super sober, yeah.
Supposedly, yeah, all theatres.
Arrested Development is the best.
Like, I'm this age and hungry for it.
Plan a vacation.
Do you know what road it's on?
But I also feel she didn't like
And I was gonna say something there.
Yeah. uh-huh. Which you are. Okay. You are Mercedes.
Your stepsister? You're talking to her?
Where, Jan?
Yeah, crosswalk, and then you don't have to take the left, or that's the official, how you veer off, and how you, this, but I didn't know what to do when there was a when there was a bus.
I forget mine.
Yeah, let's stick to the, take it with you. Yeah, you have to whisk it though , right? Great, thank you for experimenting with the food, also.  It'll be delici-
Thank you, bub.
I do think the cameras are weird, though.
Ooh, yeah.
Okay. I know, there're people, I know.
What does sorta disabled mean?
No, how did she propose?
I know.  Yeah. Then you're near to the kitchen, and if it gets hot we can put the fan on you know, cuz I know the oven is
That's good. I've heard that, actually, from people that, they just don't, yeah.
So, Charlie, Charlie, that's it?
Sorry. a national pizza, a national chain of franchised pizza shops?
Or the Joe, the Joe Pesci version, yoot.
I can deal with crazy as long as I have alcohol I'm fine.
Oh, wow. You know what, it's so much harder.
Here it's been super clear. I'm sorry guys, if there's
Yeah, but, Arrested, yeah, yeah, but that's where, I love Office, like, Ricky Gervais, Office, I love, I love Ricky.
A lot of stamina.
I got heckled by a drag queen, and I touched a very, there was this, like, large, muscular black guy in, like, a, adult shop, and I was like, "Woah!" and I, like, grabbed his pecs.
Uh, you know what I mean? And their kids. Get , get involved, ladies and children, get involved, so, uh
And so my mom and my sister and I went to an actual bridal store and like
Uh, he was, the guy who organized it was black.
Dan Savage live in Vancouver. Here it is.
B, B R Y A N
I mean, seriously.
Evo goes to Harrison?
to dissolve that into love, to see that as love, and so let's take your vision away in your next life so you can actually understand what love is.
Ooh. Okay, I like this.
Oh, k.
That's a brilliant, I mean, what you said, there's, like, so true, so brilliant, it's like
They're hiring a lot.
Maybe just don't know the good places here.
Lesbians do that.
That's where he wanted to go.
He's not a talker at all.
Yeah. Okay, thanks so much.
Seinfeld. Uh, Seinfeld, Friends, I mean, Friends, conventional, I love. Arrested Development. Yeah. I love Arrested. Uh, but there was a new show they made which was exactly like Arrested Development, last year, uh we watched, uh, brilliant.
My head bud's coming out.
It's kind of like painting it so that it turns out golden. Makes it flakier, too.
This is for the fajitas
Yes, it was like early Tinder.
I chose it. We saw the price tag.
Way to go, Mel.
I'll do half a glass, though, cuz that's gotta be it. I'm going to the hospital.
Oh, my god, but they had, like, I tried a few on with my sister and they were, like, she already bought a dress.
Oh, really? At which theater?
Do you think drugs or just drinking?
In your group. Mm.
So, oh god, no, like, I'm just like, she is a good wife.
Well, there's a lot to choose from and there are some, a lot of, like, there's amazing places and there's a lot of eh places.
You want some of this?
Or you just, uh, yeah, you wipe this, yeah, okay, good.
We I just sent in a bunch of like my personal documents
What is that story?
How? With pigeon?
Yeah. Okay, it's a little closer to us, I'd say, than Texas. Right. Almost smack dab in the middle.
Wasn't judging. I wasn't meth.
Um, but now we're closer to it. Well, maybe equidistant from, from Texas.
But what a lot of people have asked me, they're like, well, cuz women wear the engagement ring, even though I'm not wearing a ring now, but women wear the engagement ring.
And then nothing. Yeah. So then the rest of the night you were out drinking and such, but
Coronado. A little island, yeah.
It's almost ready. I just gotta, yeah, we just gotta do that.
And Zach loves these big gestures right?
A lotta teachers.
I get confused sometimes when the car's coming because sometimes they treat me like a walker where like they'll stop at the stop sign, then they'll keep going, and I'm like, "Wait, I have the right of way, like, aren't I supposed to be like a car?" And so I'll go, but like, obviously it's slower, and so they're like inching forward, and I'm like, "Hold on!", like
You'd just be like, we had dinner, yeah.
Oh, my gosh, I we can't wait to hear the news.
Corn can be tricky.
And could I have a knife?  Oh, whatever. Thanks.
So, um, yeah, we didn't bring it, did we?
And and your style, and they'll send you, like
You're not allowed to say that.
Oh, Humpfest, that's what it was.
You wanna, yes? No, for sure.
Men, yeah, men don't have an engagement ring, so I was like, Zach
I'm gonna do that for my twin. I'm going to be like, Merry Christmas. Do it for us.
Well, and who loves that? Like, I'm, I've been skinny dipping, I don't love it. It's not, like, a hobby.
Just don't enjoy doing it.
Yeah. We can just do berry. Just strawberries and blueberry.
You did? Right? Like, they don't call it heavy cream, right? It's the same thing, yeah.
Right, and he wasn't that much older, but like, you have to call his wife.
So you've got degrees, though.
I've not had any calls.
Way better. Oh way better.
I don't wanna do it all again.
Well, he's a, he's a project consultant, of course, yeah. It sounds like you're trying to get a job, actually. It sounds like you getting a job.
An elastic for you, girl.
Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah.
what was he doing under the desk?
Of names? Woah.
Your mommy, though, used to be a little bit like that.
He's got a family, you know?
He was like, they were like, "Shit. I'm halfway through stuffing this dog, I mean, why did I, crap. I better, better put her, better put your real leg back on."
No uncles' houses in Toronto?
There wasn't, there was no permissions thing. I logged in and she had the permission all along, she just didn't know how to, how to do a screen.
Cuz it's in the thing with all the stuff, and she had also given me a pair of shoes which she really did, and they were, she was, had told me, "They just don't fit me anymore, like, here have them."
So D is the
Like, I feel like this wedding business can just get way too out of hand and I think because the expectations are way too high.
Fine. I know, same here.
I can see that. I can see that.
And I think before he g-
Hmm. Yeah, I think we do. semi-big.
Among Audi enthusiasts, there were, at that time, like a, like a West Coast, East Coast rap battle going on between the different companies that make this aftermarket software, so
That medical thing, youth.
Hair stylist.
All energy is conserved.
Hales, did you put the is the oven heating, or did you put it off cuz it was too hot? Okay.
Okay, we got fruit salad a la Dolly. Beautiful. Just gonna do this. It looks beautiful though. With grace. Too much, okay. Looks beautiful, though.
Well, who helped, who helped this dude?
Ooh, this is good.
Okay. That's fine.
Mmm. Thank you, guys, for dessert.
It's never like this. For me, it's not usually like this.
Oh, you aren't over there, but she is over here, yeah.
Like, baby names.
There's so many brand new weddings, like
Oh yeah, you told me that. You're like
So Google this.
Oh, so have you taken teacher's math yet?
Are you slicing grapes? Is that a thing that people do?
Those? No, they weren't!
Have you ever had a large Malcolm?
Do we need another chair?
You know, as you know. You know.
Oh Rach, I know what you're tryin' to say
Yeah, have you ever seen him?
Oh, yeah, so do that.
Mhm. Not the closest lane.
That's better! He's still asking to meet me in Central Park.
Yeah. You guys are kind of like on friends probation with us.
Cuz there's a park in College Station that's on the market. It's on Pate Road.
Uh, like fork? Does that work?
Right, yeah, you're saving at the same time, so it's harder to
It tore down all the trees, kind of like what happened in Stanley Park. Like, it just ruined the vegetation.
Like Miller.
That's fair. I I I probably do.
They said we're  on a hiring freeze, too.
Oh, we totally can.
Yeah, they are, cuz they're, it's just a gradual incline all the way.
Wow, that those are some real questions. Yeah.
I'm it gets hard with this ear things in my ear.
I was telling maybe Julia about this.