SWF Friday Night Revolution - May 10
Autor: Nelson Emerson | Publicado: 2013-05-10T22:35:00-03:00

Tom Blake: IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT REEEEEEEVOOOOLUUUTION!!!!







Tom: And after my good buddy Nelson Emerson was brutally attacked by Zitawski on SWF Break Time, he suffered a head&nbsp;concussion&nbsp;and will return in two weeks. In the mean time, i will be replacing him, after all, before i as named the new SWF Chairman, i was the "Voice&nbsp;of SWF".... but now let's go to our first match of the night - a Intergender Match!

Wallace: The following is a Intergender Match! From Denver, Colorado........ Natalie Smith!!!
Tom: Natalie is debuting tonight against a male wrestler? No way!
Wallace: And from Paterson, New Jersey....... Paul Kenzie!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Tom: And to quote my friend Nelson: "It's action time"!!!
Nat goes to lock Paul's left arm in a standing Fujiwara Armbar....... AND PAUL COUNTERS WITH A TIGHT FULL NELSON HOLD!!!
But Natalie breaks easily!!! And kicks right in Paul's mid-section..... she's pushes Paul to the ropes...... and deliver a powerful Powerslam to Paul!!!
She climbs the ropes....... OHHH!!! MOONSAULT BY NATALIE!!!
1.....2..... but Paul manages to kick out!!!
What a move by the rookie Nat!
Nat lifts Paul...... pushes him to the corner........... she runs to the corner....... nobody home!!!
Sunset Flip by Paul!!!
1....2..... Nat kicks out!!!
Paul lifts Nat..... raise her over his head.... and drops her to the canvas!!!
Paul climbs the ropes.... KenzieSault maybe....
HE CONN.... NATALIE WITH THE KNEE!!! COUNTERS PAUL'S FINISHER!!!
She's getting distance..... OHHH?? NATALIE HITS A DEVASTATING ELBOW UPPERCUT TO PAUL'S JAW!!!
1...2....3!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Tom: Natalie's finisher is incredible!!!
Wallace: The winner of this match..... Natalie Smith!!!
Tom: What a move! What a match! And what a debut from SWF's newest Punchie, Natalie Smith!!!

Wallace: the following is a Tag Team Match, and it is for the SWF Tag Team Championships!!!! From Varsaw, Poland &amp; Phoenix, Arizona..... Zitawski &amp; O'Reilly&nbsp;accompanied with Johnny Haze&nbsp;.... the Terror Trio!!!
Crowd: BBOOOO!!!
Wallace: And from Springfirld, Illinois &amp; Los Angeles, California...... they are the SWF Tag Team Champions........ GAAALS OF REEEVOOLUUTION!!!
Crowd: YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
Tom: And the fans go wild in here as the Gals get in the ring!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Tom: And it's on! Edna &amp; Zitawski starting off..... AND ZITAWSKI PUTS EDNA DOWN WITH A MASSIVE BLOW TO THE HEAD AND STARTS TO CRUSH EDNA WITH HIS FISTS!!!
The referee splits them up......
OHHH!!! LOW BLOW BY EDNA!!! THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE THAT!!!
1....2..... Zitawski still alive!!!
Edna drags Zitawski near her corner...... DOUBLE DDT BY THE GALS!!!
Laura's turn.... she drags him near to the corner..... climbs it...... LEG DROP BY LAURA!!
1...2..... Zitawski kicks out!!!
Zitawski is crawling to tag........ &nbsp;FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK BY LAURA!!!! NOWHERE TO GO ZITAWSKI!!!
Zitawski is gonna tap!!!!
AND O'REILLY BREAKS THE HOLD!!!
AND EDNA IN THE SKY TAKING OUT O'REILLY!!!
Laura goes.......... ZITAWSKI WITH A VICIOUS DDT!!!
AND LAURA GOES THROUGH THE 3 STAGES OF DOOM!!! IT'S OVER FOR THE GALS!!
1.....2...... NO!!! LAURA GRABBED THE ROPES!!!! ZITAWSKI IS NOT BELIEVING!!!
Zitawski lifts her again..... HURRICANRANA BY LAURA!!!
She throws him to the ropes........ A KNEE BY EDNA KNOCK OUTS ZITAWSKI!!!
Edna lifts the Polish brawler...... ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER!!!
1....2.....3!!!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Crowd: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Tom: THEY DID IT!! THE GALS ARE STILL CHAMPIONS!!!
Wallace: The winners of this match.... and still the SWF Tag Team Champions.........
(Edna grabs Wallace's microphone)
Edna: GAAAALS OF REEVOOLUUUTION!!!!
Crowd: YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!
Tom: AND LAURA PUTS O'REILLY DOWN WITH THE COMET BULLDOG!!! AND JOHNNY HAZE GOT BEATED FROM EDNA'S CLOTHESLINE!!
The Gals proves that they deserve to be the tag team champions! Let's go to a break and we'll be right back!!!



Tom: And we are back with Revolution, where a few minutes ago the Gals of Revolution beat the Terror Trio, and still are the tag team champions.... and for this match, my guest commentator, the SWF World Heavyweight Champion, Miguel Alvarojas!!!
Miguel: Thanks, Tom. Hope we see a great match now.

Wallace: The following is a Singles Match!!! From Houston, Texas.....&nbsp;accompanied&nbsp; by Disco Stud...... Polkus Jabberstein!!!
Tom: So Miguel, how you feel in now battling Polkus instead of Zitawski, who lost his rematch clause in a match in last week's Revolution?
Miguel: Well, Zitawski couldn't&nbsp;accept&nbsp;the loss, and after that he went rampage on everyone, even me, and unfortunately, he lost his rematch clause to Polkus...
Wallace: And from Portland, Oregon...... Doug Hallard!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Tom: And it's on!!! Doug goes first on the attack..... oh! nice reversal by Polkus....
AND POLKUS DON'T WASTE TIME AND GO WITH THE DESMATERIALYZER ON DOUG!!!
1....2....3!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Wallace: The winner of this match...... Polkus Jabberstein!!!
(Disco Stud grabs a&nbsp;mic)
Disco: Migue-el. I thinking here. After my friend Polkus beats you at Come Inside!, you gonna have to change your name to "Migueloss"! Haha! Get it? "Migueloss"! Mostly because you gonna be....
Polkus: JABBED OUT!!!
Tom: AND POLKUS!!! HE'S ATTACKING THE INJURED CHAMPION!!!
STOP IT POLKUS!!!
I am still the SWF Chairman and i can still suspend you from your match against him!
Polkus: You're the boss, boss...
Tom: NOO!!! NOT THE DESMATERIALYZER!!!
Polkus: YOU JUST GOT...
Disco: JABBED OUT MIGUELOSS!!! HAHAHA!!!
Tom: Are you okay, Miguel?
Miguel: Ghrrrr......

Wallace: The following is a Singles Match!!! From Springfield, Illinois....... Supershow Mel!!!
And from Tampa Bay, Florida...... Johnny Haze!!!
Tom: Wow... And now with me, the Revolution GM, Seymour Skinner.
Skinner: Nice to be here, thank you for your invite, Tom.
Tom: My pleasure.
Wallace: And now the special referee for this match...... SWF Chairman, Tom Blake!!!
(Tom takes out his jacket and shows his referee shirt)
Skinner: What? Hey Tom! You're the commentator!!
Tom: Not in this match... I don't know why, but Mel asked me to be the referee in this match, and i accepted!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Skinner: Well... let's start this over it! Mel starts out with a Armlock......
And he drags Haze to the ropes.....
AND START TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!
1....2.....3.....4.......... and Mel let go of Haze....
Mel goes to the corner...... NICE BODY SPLASH....
1.2.3!!!
Skinner: WHAT!!! NOOO!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Wallace: The winner of this matc.......
Skinner: NOOO!!! JOHHNY SHOULD WI.....
Oh boy....
Tom: Show it on the Jumbotron!!1
(A video footage appears, Skinner is paying a referee to make Johnny win at any cost)
Skinner: THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Tom: Take him out of here!!!
(Tom returns to the commentator's table)
Tom: And that's how you deal with a manipulator!!! We'll be right back!!!



Tom: And we're back on Revolution, where our main event is about to start.....

Wallace: The following is a Intergender Match!!! And it is for the SWF Championship!!!
From Omagh, Northern Ireland... accompanied by the Gals of Revolution........Barbra Ulster!!!
Crowd: YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!
Wallace: And from Sacramento, California....... he is the SWF Champion..... Aaron Yelt.......
Crowd: BBBOOOOOO!!!!!
RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Tom: AND IT'S ON!!! The match that will break the walls separating the Punchies from the male wrestlers....
AND AARON WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN BARBRA'S JAW!!!
She goes down....
1....2..... but she kicks out!!!
Aarona lifts her up..... AND DELIVERS A POWERFUL SAMOEAN DROP!!!
He goes for the cover...
1...2.... and Barbra kicks out again.....
Aaron drags her to the corner..... lifts her up....... SUPERPLEX BY AARON ON BARBRA!!&nbsp;IT'S&nbsp;OVER NOW!!
1....2..... AND BARBRA STILL RESISTING!!!
Aaron lifts her up again...... ROLL UP BY BARBRA!!
1...2.... Aaron kicks out!!!
AND UNLEASHES HELL ON HER!!!
The referee splits them up.....
OHHHHH!!!! BARBRA WITH A STRAIGHT HOOK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!!!
AARON'S OUT!!!!&nbsp;AARON'S&nbsp;OUT!!! THIS MAYBE IT!!!
1....2........ AND AARON KICKS OUT!!! AMAZING!!!
And the people in the Springfield Arena are on fire!!!!
Barbra climbs the ropes...... HUGE BODY SPLASH CRUSHES AARON!!!
Barbra is waiting for something......... BARBUSTER!! BARBUSTER!!!! OH YEAH!!!
1.....2....... HOLY COW!!!!!&nbsp;AARON&nbsp;KICKS OUT!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!
Barbra: GAAAALS OF REVOOLUTION!!!!
Tom: She's climbs the ropes........ DIVING ELBOW DROOOOP!!!
THE FANS ARE WILD IN HERE!!!
1.......2....OH S---!!!!! NO F------ WAY!!!
Both wrestlers are down...... CROSSFACE CROSSFACE CROSSFACE BY AARON!!!!
BARBRA'S GONNA TAP!!!!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BARBRA COUNTERS WITH A BOSTON CRAB!!!
TWO SUBMISSION HOLDS BEING USED AT THE SAME TIME!! LOOK AT THAT!!!
THEY ARE TAPPING OUT!!!! AT THE SAME F------ TIME!!!! NO F------ WAY DUDE!!!1

RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!

Crowd: YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

Wallace: This match ends in a draw!!! And still the SWF Champion.... Aaron Yeltz!!!

Crowd: BBOOOOOOO!!!

Tom: OH MY!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!

Both Aaron and Barbra tapped out at the same time!!! I never see that in my 15 years in wrestling....

AND LOOK AT AARON!!! HE HITS THE SWF CHAMPIONSHIP BELT ON BARBRA'S FACE!!!

AND HE FLEES THROUGH THE FANS!!!

WOW! After that i can only say.... See ya at the next Revolution!!!