Two and a Half Men
Autor: Rafael Durao | Publicado: 2011-03-19T16:20:00-07:00

Sinopse:Charlie Harper é um solteiro muito bem adaptado à sua vida. Ele mora  nas praias de Malibu e ganha a vida escrevendo jingles (as melodias)  para comerciais de televisão, pelos quais lhe pagam um valor absurdo em  dinheiro. Ele, por sua vez, pode cortejar uma imensa quantidade de  garotas que semanalmente desfilam pelo seu apartamento, porque – sim  senhores – Charlie é um Casanova! 
Seu irmão é Alan Harper e leva uma vida bem diferente de Charlie.  Alan é um médico quiroprático recentemente divorciado e com um filho,  Jake, que tem uma imaginação bastante ativa e uma facilidade para fazer  perguntas inapropriadas nos momentos menos indicados.
O trio se vê forçado a conviver sob o mesmo teto, criando situações e  enredos dignos de 13 prêmios, outras 32 indicações (incluindo prêmios  Emmy e Globo de Ouro) e mais de uma gargalhada.


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1×05 – The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 
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1×07 – If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake 
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1×08 – Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful 
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1×09 – Phase One Complete 
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1×10 – Merry Thanksgiving 
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1×11 – Alan Harper,Frontier Chiropractor 
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1×12 – Camel filters + pheromones 
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1×13 – Sara Like Puny Alan 
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1×14 – I Can’t afford Hyenas 
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1×15 – Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick 
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1×16 – That Was Saliva, Alan 
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1×18 – An Old Flame With A New Wick 
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1×19 – I Remember The Coatroom I Just don’t Remember You 
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1×20 – Hey I Can Pee Outside In The Dark 
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1×21 – No Sniffing, No Wowing 
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1×23 – Just Like Buffalo 
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2×06 – The Price of Health Gums is Eternal Vigilance 
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2×09 – Yes, Monsignor! 
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3×08 – That Voodoo That I Do 
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3×09 – Madame and Her Special Friend 
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3×21 – And the Plot Moistens 
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3×24 – That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite (Season Finale) 
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Easy-Share4×19 – Smooth as a Ken Doll
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Easy-Share4×22 – Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
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7x16 - Tinkle Like a Princess.
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8×04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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8×05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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8×06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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8×07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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8×08 - Springtime on a Stick
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8×09 - A Good Time in Central Africa
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