The Rupted
Autor: ýhanviictor© | Publicado: 2011-11-05T02:43:00-03:00



The rupted can be any human or animal, and can is everywhere. Get smart!





By: © ýhanviictor

The tracked and that person or figure who is always present in our day to day, whether at school, at work, at home or wherever you are, indepedentimente of the day or night. It is one that when you see his hand in his pocket, not knowing what's inside will soon have asked "me from a". You take a stick of gum, and he will soon calling for "a piece of me." It is one that can not by necessity but by habit.

These fast, appear especially during the elections, because the deputies to explore. Where you do not know who he votes. He goes to all commissioning, is the PMDB, PSDB, PT, and PT's, PT's devil, Satan the PT, it goes for everything. Where do you think he will. The more he wants to get out is with a shirt with a cap, trousers, underwear, a valley to put gas in the bike. And he knows how to ask, it's not like these (as) masters (s) of age who reside in rural areas on the site, and when they will ask as sad as they humble themselves, and those who have and when it says "Member, pro you get me. "

Look, to get the? If the Member is already accustomed to deny, even more so, he will hug one of them, a swing of just missing the ball down the eyes, and still says, "You are to be of the same family." And who is the family does not receive!"
 
Vincent has a friend of mine, this has become a professional in the art of asking. If you doubt, he attended college and have achieved the degree, specialization, master's, doctoral and postdoctoral studies. This i know to ask, when the representative is there along with the voters and arranges for a babysitter, then he comes by and says:

&nbsp;- Member!

&nbsp;And everyone looks. Shortly afterwards he says:

- You will not let me vote without a pair shoe in these elections do not, right?
Oh no denying it, everyone watching. Mr Ai says it all:

- Spend it at home, and get a pair of shoes.

&nbsp;So when he leaves the deputy takes out his phone and turns to her daughter just saying

- Hello, my daughter. The rupted going there is that same. That bastard who took my two whiskers pants, my underwear 3 English and my French perfume that I bought in the stitch-stitch last week. He is now behind a pair of shoes, ask what number he wants and say no!
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More vicente is an official rupted, you know the right strategies to get there and get what you want. Once there his daughter attends, and he says he was there behind the pair of shoes that the deputy had promised her father. And she asks:

- How many? Vincent responds immediately:

- Number has not! Surprised and amazed with the response, she asks:

- No number? And Vincent replies:

- Has not sonhora number! If you give me small I cut the tip, if you give me great I put in more paper is the shoe I want, go get the shoe.

Vincent is not the one who asks rupted by necessity, is the one who asks rupted by vice. To give you an idea I've seen him for even in the church, pro priest. Where the priest had just won a canary Belgian brother, when the bird to sing it to remember the good times they spent together. Vincent very soon rupted, has been asking:

- "Father, give me a canary to me." And the priest says:

- I go to the canary you, I barely touched the cage and you already want to get my canary man. And Vincent replies:

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Belgian canary yellow
- Give me Father, you do not celebrate mass. Where are you going to have time to take care of canary, it it to me. And the priest says:

- I will not not go simbora go!

And Vincent, and kept insisting nothing the priest give Canaris. When it was midnight, the priest's phone rings. The priest was thinking that meets his brother, warning that had already arrived in Rio Grande do Sul, which had a good trip. When the priest watch "Hello." Guess who it was that was on the line.

- And the canary, you will not give me this canario not? Vincent responds.

- Vicente let me sleep, I need to wake up early today. I will celebrate a wedding today, I said that I will not give this canario period. Replies the priest.

After that, the priest went to bed and the phone rings again, and again asking for vicente Canaris. And now 1 am 2 am, 2:30 am, 3 am, the priest angry, cut the phone cord. When you cut the phone cord, the priest's cell phone rings, guess who was? Vicente charging the canary. After this the priest threw the phone out the window. When it was at 05:00 in the morning the priest wakes up, all tired, all black eyes sleep, unable to sleep because of Vincent. After the priest awoke, he goes to the bathroom takes a bath then takes a hot, strong coffee, just to stay awake in order to celebrate the marriage.
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Begins the marriage, the church full, beautiful people, all dressed up, smelling the stench any monkey. Comes the groom, the bride arrives after hours, and the priest begins to celebrate the marriage. After giving the blessing to time and ask the question "If anyone here has anything against this marriage, speak now or forever shut up." Esculta a voice.

- ME! The mysterious voice responds.

When the priest asks who, guess who was?

- Father and canary priest, he will leave it starving? Vincent responds

After that, the priest could not stand and say.

- Go chipping miserable! Get this right and go to hell canario devil! Excuse me sir by word, the more this boy is from yesterday's annoyed with me this canary. Take the bird immediately, it is at home in the backyard, take advantage and feed as well, if you want to take money from next month's ration is within the salt pan. Grab the key to my car and drive it for you quickly fade from my sight.

After that, the priest managed to end the marriage and Vincent got the canary. Months later a girl comes to confession, and confession that she reveals.

- Father, I'm engaged and will marry. More my dream was to marry a virgin, minister anymore, my boyfriend is so insistent. Soon the priest surprised and curious question:

- He has a canary?

- It has indeed! Replies the girl surprised.
And the priest answered quickly.

- Look logo, logo, looks right, that boy will fill your bag until you succeed.

End!