SWF Friday Night Revolution - May 17
Autor: Nelson Emerson | Publicado: 2013-05-17T23:24:00-03:00

Tom Blake: IT'S FRIDAAAY NIGHT REVOOOLUTIOON!!!!



Tom: And to make it even better, this episode will be "commercials free"!!! Just pure non-stop wrestling!!!

(Aaron Yeltz appears)
Crowd: BBBOOOOOO!!!
Aaron: SWF fans, here is your SWF CHAMPION!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
As you may know, last friday, i defeated that girl named Barbra Ulster, after she challenged me for my title. Well, unfortunately for her, she lost after i made her tap out...
(Barbra Ulster appears)
Barbra: Aren't you&nbsp;forgetting&nbsp;something, chap? Something about me making you tap out like a little girl...
Aaron: The only little girl i see here is you...
Tom: BARBRA GETS ON AARON WITH A RIGHT HOOK!!!
AND THERE'S THE BARBUSTER!!!
AND SHE'S LEAVING WITH THE BELT!!! WOW!!!
Crowd: YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!
Tom: But i'm sorry to interfere, Barbra. You have to return the belt to Aaron.
(Barbra gives the belt to Tom who gives it back to Aaron)
Tom: and since the last match for the title ended in a draw, i'm gonna make that not happen at Come Inside.... So i'm making it a Triple Rascals Match!!! Kowalski, Polkus and Tornado, get your asses here and &nbsp;start a match now!!1
(Kowalski, Polkus and Tornado appear and run into the ring)
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Tom: And it's on!!! A match i just made, to see who will be the second challenger for the SWF title....
AND LOOK AT TORNADO!!! HURRICANRANA DDT ON POLKUS!!!
1...2..... And Kowalski kicks out!!
Kowalski lifts Tornado...... Nice Samoean Drop by Kowalski!!
And know i just see that both Kowalski and Tornado are from Brazil.... SWF is getting global, folks....
KNEE MISS..... DESMATERIALYZER!!!!
1....2......
(Miguel Alvarojas appears)
Tom: And the SWF World Heavyweight Champion is here!!! He's tricking his opponent at Come Inside, and that man is Polkus!!!
AND DISCO TRIES TO ATTACK THE WORLD CHAMP BUT MIGUEL PUTS DISCO DOWN FIRST!!!
Polkus comes to rescue Disco.....
KNEE MISSILE BY KOWALSKI!!!
1....2.....3!!!
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Wallace: The winner of this match, and the second challenger for the SWF Championship match at Come Inside...... Kowalski Dynamo!!!
Crowd: YYYEEAAAHHHH!!!
Tom: And we have our last challenger for Aaron's title!!! And we also have another match for SWF's next PPV, Come Inside!!!

Wallace: The following is a Tag Team Match!!! From Quebec, Canada &amp; New Orleans, Lousiana, with a combined weight of 184 kilos..... The team of Scott Stewart &amp; Carl Blades!!!
And from Springfield, Illinois &amp; Los Angeles, California, with a combined weight of 113 kilos..... They are the SWF Tag Team Champions........... Gals of Revolution!!!
Crowd: YYYEEAAAHHHH!!!
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Tom: And it's on!!!
Edna &amp; Carl starting off....... And Edna grabs Carl's left arm..... ROLL-UP BY CARL!!!
1...2....3!!!
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Tom: WHAT?!?!?!??!
Wallace: The winners of this match...... The team of Scott Stewart &amp; Carl Blades!!!
Tom: WOW! that match was fast! Really fast! Edna trips on her foot and let Carl the vantage to roll her up and take the victory!!! That's something a champion can't do...

Wallace: The following is a Battle Royal Match! And it is for the Punchies Championship!!!
(Paul Kenzie appears)
Paul: You can't start the match without me!!!
Referee: ???
Paul: I have in my hand a document signed my the SWF Board of Directors that let me be in this match!
(Paul hands the paper to the referee)
Referee: Okay. You're in.
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Tom: And it's on!!! AND PAUL ALREADY TAKING SCORES!!! LAURA THOMPSON IS ELIMINATED!!!
And Edna is&nbsp;going&nbsp;to take him out!!!
BUT KELLEN CHAGANTES ELIMINATED EDNA!!!
AND PAUL TAKING KELLEN OUT!!!
Now is just Paul Kenzie and..... Natalie Smith......
PAUL WITH A DEVASTATING ELBOW TO THE CHEST OF NATALIE!!
He pushes to the ropes...... NICE DROPKICK BY PAUL!!!
He lifts her up......AND NAT IS OUT!!
RRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Wallace: The winner of this match and the new Punchies Champion........ Eh....Paul Kenzie!!!
Crowd: BBBOOOOO!!!
Natalie: You can't do that Paul!
Paul: Of course i can! It's in the paper! and Edna &amp; Laura are male tag team champions so.....
Tom: AND PAUL WITH A VICIOUS KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF NATALIE!!!
SHE'S OUT!
Paul: Why can't i be the Punchies Champion? Ahahaha!!!
Crowd: BBBBOOOOOOOO!!!

(Tom in the middle of the ring)
Tom: SWF fans, as you may know, last Revolution, Supershow Mel and i discovered that the Revolution GM Seymour Skinner was manipulating the results of the matches by bribing the referee. But we in the match that was rigged, Mel asked me to be the referee, and i did, and i took the match fair and square.... for Mel. But because he was also being in a series of losses, and know to respond that, i call now Seymour Skinner.
(Skinner appears)
Skinner: The answer is simple. He stole my girlfriend.
Tom: What? that's the reason? You got to be kidding me, Skinner...
(Mel appears)
Mel: No, he's not, Tom. But that was like, 15 years ago, why did you discharge that in me now?
Skinner: I was waiting for the perfect time, and it was the time to roll my plan.
Mel: You know Jenna want to stay with me first, and with your hating egocentric way of you just seal the deal between me and her!
Tom: Guys, guys. You are in SWF. A wrestling company. And you know how he settle the differences around here.
Skinner: You're right, Tom. So how about a match, Mel? For old time's sake?
Mel: Where and when, just say it and i will be there...
Tom: At Come Inside. in a match with your title in the line, Skinner.
Skinner: My title?
Tom: Your job as General Manager. If you lose, Mel becomes the new GM. And you will be fired.
Crowd: YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
(Skinner attacks Mel)
Tom: DON'T DO THAT SKINNER!
Tom: NOT THE ARMY PUNCH!!!
Skinner: See you sunday, Mel.
Tom: See ya&nbsp;all at&nbsp;Come Inside!