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Autor: Caio | Publicado: 2013-08-04T16:48:00-07:00


Algumas vagas que encontrei:

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Dados da Vaga: Auxiliar os serviços gerais da produção da confecção de brinquedos, abastecer máquinas de doces natalinos e manter o controle da produção para não estragar o Natal.Necessário ter poderes mágicos e menos de 1,40 de altura. Oferecemos plano de carreira, assistência odontológica e médica, Vale Refeição e Alimentação.&nbsp;

Local de trabalho: Pólo Norte ou nas filiais da China, Taiwan ou Osasco.&nbsp;

Mandar currículo para: mamaenoelrecruta@fabricadenatal.com 

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Vaga: Vereador / Deputado / Senador ÓTIMAS CHANCE PARA GANHOS! NÃO É PIRÂMIDE! &nbsp;

Dados da Vaga:&nbsp;

Direito a inúmeros bónus salariais e prêmios. Possibilidade de enriquecimento ilícito.&nbsp;



Necessário ter cara de pau, no mínimo um processo de: lavagem de dinheiro e/ou extorsão e/ou formação de quadrilha e/ou corrupção administrativa.&nbsp;

Local de trabalho: Qualquer paraíso fiscal. &nbsp;

Mandar currículo para: roubeobrasil@gov.br&nbsp;

* Ao encaminhar o currículo, mencionar ao menos plano de ação para aumentar a corrupção e impunidade no país.

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Vaga: Escravo&nbsp;

Dados da Vaga:&nbsp;

Longas horas de jornada trabalhistas, abusos físicos e mentais. Registro em carteira (CLT). Não é necessário experiência. &nbsp;

Local de Trabalho: Diremos na entrevista.&nbsp;

Mandar curriculo para: aquienaoteveleiaurea@qualquerempresadetelemarketing.com.br

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Vaga: Rented Housewife 



Dados da Vaga:



Jornada infinita. Desenvolver função de household care. Incluindo cuidados gerais com higienização do ambiente familiar, preparação de mantimentos nutritivos, cuidar de possíveis esfoliações na derme (do-dóis) e ainda dar atenção ao cônjuge - mesmo quando ele agir como um idiota - sem perder a classe.



Oferecemos VR, VT e DRs&nbsp;&nbsp;



Contrato: união em comum separação de bens.



Local de trabalho: Lar. 



Mandar curriculo para: sejaminhaamelia@solteiraosolitario.com.br



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