Loja de Maridos e Esposas
Autor: Gilmar Morais | Publicado: 2017-05-15T02:14:00-03:00




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LOJA DE MARIDOS





Foi inaugurada em New York ,
The Husband Store, uma nova e incrível loja, onde as mulheres podem escolher um marido, como se estivessem numa loja escolhendo o
melhor produto.





Na entrada, as clientes recebem instruções de como a loja funciona:









 

  
Você pode visitar a loja APENAS UMA VEZ!
  São seis andares e os atributos dos maridos à venda melhoram à medida que
  você sobe os andares.
  Mas há uma restrição: pode comprar o marido de sua escolha em um andar ou subir mais
  um. MAS NÃO PODE DESCER, a não ser para sair da loja, diretamente para a rua.

 










Assim, uma dama foi até a loja para escolher um marido. No
primeiro andar, um cartaz na porta:





1º Andar: Aqui todos os homens têm bons empregos.

Não se contentando, subiu mais um andar... 





No segundo andar, o cartaz dizia:




2º Andar:
Aqui os homens têm bons empregos e adoram crianças.





No terceiro andar, o aviso dizia:




3º Andar:
Aqui os homens têm ótimos empregos, adoram crianças e são todos bonitões.
“Uau!”, ela disse, mas foi tentada e subiu mais um andar.

No andar seguinte, o aviso:




4º Andar: Aqui os homens têm ótimos empregos, adoram crianças, são bonitos e adoram
ajudar nos trabalhos domésticos.




“Ai, meu Deus”, disse a mulher, mas continuou subindo.

No andar seguinte, o aviso:




5º Andar:
Aqui os homens têm ótimos empregos, adoram crianças, são bonitões, adoram ajudar
nos trabalhos domésticos, e ainda são extremamente românticos.

Ela insistiu, subiu até o 6º andar e encontrou o seguinte aviso:





6º Andar: Você é a visitante número 71.456.012
neste andar. Não existem homens à venda aqui.
Este andar existe apenas para provar que é impossível agradar às mulheres.





Obrigado por visitar a Loja de Maridos.






LOJA DE ESPOSAS






Posteriormente, abriu-se uma
loja do outro lado da rua, a Loja de Esposas, também com seis andares e
idêntico regulamento para os compradores masculinos.

1º andar: mulheres
que adoram fazer sexo. 




Muitos homens ficavam por ali mesmo. Outros, entretanto, partiam
para o segundo andar.

2º andar: mulheres
que adoram fazer sexo e são muito bonitas.

Os andares 3, 4, 5 e 6 nunca foram visitados.