Especialista
Autor: Dodomundi | Publicado: 2010-07-21T22:06:00-07:00

Only an expert - Música e Letra, Laurie Anderson.Now only an expert can deal with the problemCause half the problem is seeing the problem.Only an expert can deal with the problemOnly an expert can deal with the problem.So if there is no expert dealing with the problemIt's really actually twice the problem.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemOnly an expert can deal with the problem.In America we like solutions. We like solutions to problems.And there are so many companies that offer solutionsCompanies with names like: The Pet Solution, The Hair SolutionThe Debt Solution, The World Solution, The Sushi Solution.Companies with experts ready to solve these problems.Cause only an expert can see there's a problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemOnly an expert can deal with the problem Let's say you're invited to be on Oprah and you don't have a problemBut you want to go on the show and so you need a problemAnd so you invent a problem. But if you're not an expert in problemsYou're probably not going to make up a very plausible problemAnd so you're probably going to get nailedYou're going to get exposedAnd you're going to have to bow down and apologizeAnd be for the public's forgiveness.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.And on these shows, these shows that try to solve your problemsThe big question is always: How can I get control? How can I take control?But don't forget this is a question for the regular viewerThe person who's barely getting by, the person who's watching showsAbout people with problems, the person who is one of the sixty percentOf the U.S. population 1.3 weeks away, 1.3 paychecks away, from a shelter.In other words a person with problems.So when experts say let's get to the root of the problemLet's take control of the problem cause if you take control of the problemYou can solve the problemOften this doesn't work at aII because the situation isCompletely out of control.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.Now sometimes experts lend you moneyAnd sometimes they lend you lots of moneyAnd sometimes when the subprime mortgages collapseAnd banks close and businesses failAnd the crisis spreads around the world–Sometimes other experts say:Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com Just because aII the markets crashedDoesn't mean it's necessarily a bad thing.And other experts say: Just because aII your friends were firedAnd your family's broke and we didn't see it comingDoesn't mean that we were wrong.And just because you lost your job and your houseAnd all your savings doesn't mean you don't have to pay for the bailoutsFor the traders and thd bankers and the speculators.Clause only an expert can design a bailoutAnd only an expert can expect a bailoutCause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.Only an expert. Only an expert. Only an expert.Only an expert. Only an expert. Only an expert.And sometimes when it's really really really really hot and it's July in JanuaryAnd there's no more snow and huge waves are wiping out citiesAnd hurricanes are everywhere and everyone knows it's a problem–But if some of the experts say it's no problemAnd if other experts claim it's no problem or explain why it's no problemThen it's simply not a problem.But when an expert says it's a problem and makes a movie about the problemAnd wins an Oscar about the problemAnd gets the Nobel Prize about the problemThen all the other experts have to agree it is most likely a problem.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.Even though a country can invade another countryAnd flatten it and ruin it and create havoc and civil war in that other countryIf the experts say it isn't a problem and everyone agrees they're expertsAnd good at seeing problems then invading those countriesIs simply not a problem.And if a country tortures people and holds citizens without causeOr trial and sets up military tribunals this is also not a problemUnless there's an expert who sap: This is the beginning of a problem.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.Cause only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problemAnd only an expert can deal with the problem.Cause only an expert can see there's a problemAnd seeing the problem is half the problem.Cause only an expert can deal with the problem.Only an expert can deal with the problem.