Autor: RodrigoHonorato | Publicado: 2013-08-14T12:00:00-07:00



WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?



Young King&nbsp; Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring&nbsp; kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's&nbsp; youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long&nbsp; as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a&nbsp; year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no&nbsp; answer, he would be put to death.The&nbsp; question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex&nbsp;even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an&nbsp;impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted&nbsp;the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.He returned to&nbsp; his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests,&nbsp; the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but&nbsp;no one could give him a satisfactory answer.Many people&nbsp; advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the&nbsp; answer.But&nbsp;the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the&nbsp; kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.The last day of&nbsp;the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch.&nbsp; She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her&nbsp; price first.The old witch&nbsp;wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the&nbsp;Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!Young Arthur was&nbsp; horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,&nbsp; smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never&nbsp; encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.He refused to&nbsp;force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but&nbsp; Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with ArthurHe said nothing&nbsp;was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the&nbsp; preservation of the Round Table.Hence, a wedding&nbsp;was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:What a woman&nbsp;really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own&nbsp; life.Everyone in the&nbsp; kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and&nbsp;that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was,&nbsp; the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and&nbsp; The honeymoon&nbsp; hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific&nbsp; experience, entered the bedroom.







But, what a sight awaited him. The&nbsp;most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The&nbsp;astounded Lancelot asked what had happened ?The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a&nbsp; witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half&nbsp;the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.Which would he&nbsp;prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?Lancelot&nbsp; pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show&nbsp;off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an&nbsp;old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the&nbsp;day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous&nbsp; intimate moments?What&nbsp; would YOU do?What&nbsp; Lancelot chose is below.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BUT....make&nbsp; YOUR choice before you scroll down below.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OKAY?Noble&nbsp; Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice&nbsp;herself.Upon hearing&nbsp;this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because&nbsp;he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own&nbsp; life.Now....what is&nbsp; the moral to this story?


The moral&nbsp; is.....&nbsp;If you&nbsp; don't let a woman have her own way....&nbsp;Things are&nbsp;going to get ugly