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Autor: Pens Adorim Agina Tivo | Publicado: 2011-11-15T20:31:00-08:00





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What you do first when eat a tortuguita ?
- bite any part
- bite the head and members









































                                                           








































Reasons to turn on as lamps as possible to take a water cup at night :
- to not fall at the stairs
- to not dash in something
- to not step on something
- to make sure there´s not a monster hide in the dark even thoug I am 26 years old









































                                                           

















































































For what you use the home phone?








































-[green] to make calls
-[blue] to find your my mobile phone










































                                                           








































What to do when there's nothing good to eat at the kitchen? 
- do something you didn't want to eat
- get out and back 5 minutes later to see if , as a miracle, the food the appear









































                                                           








































Why do I run upstairs&nbsp; all the nights?
-[blue] I'm training for São Silvestre?
- cause It's cold
- I guess there´s a soul seeking me out









































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                                                                                                                      World population










































- nice people
- sons of a b...











































                                                                                                                      As soon as I wake up










































[red] - " What a beautiful day!"
[green] - "To many things to do today"
[blue] -"Fuck off, I'm going back to sleep"











































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             










































Justin Bieber's fans
[dark pink] - little girls
- little boys that wanna be little girls










































                                                                                                                      










































Why poor men have mobile phones?
- to make calls
- to send messages 
- to listen funk at the bus










































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Greatest lies said in birthdays party










































[green] - I loved the gift!
- It was not necessary












































                                                           










































What you think when car alarm runs
[red] - call police
- turn off that shit!!










































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            










































What your friend says when you beat him at the video game
[gree] - "You were great, you won"
[blue] - "Lucky"
- "Now I'm gonna play seriously"










































                                                                                                                                                                                 










































What people think about Rio de Janeiro
[grey] - worry about peace
- want to make part of BOPE (police)










































                                                                                                                      










































When somebody fart at your classroom
[blue] - Damn, who did it?
[light green] - You stay quiet, because was you
- even being you, you disguise : " Damn..somebody farted... open the door!!"











































                                                           










































When your learn the test stuff
- paying attention at the class
- studying at home
[red] - five minutes before the test










































                                                                                                                      










































Proof that you get fat when walk
- skinny people walking
[grey] - fat people walking










































                                                                                                                      










































When you lose the TV control
- [green] seek until find
- get up and change the TV yourself
- stay seated and see that damn show 










































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        










































Why I was born?
 
[green] - becase the cegonha brought me
[blue] - because the sperm found the egg cell
[red] - because my parents wanted someone to clean the house










































                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              










































The graetest lies at the WWW
[green] - I'm 18 years old
[yellow] - Status: busy
- I read and agree with the terms










































                                                                                                                      










































Whats on the test tomorrow?
- what I've studied
- what I didn't studied
- Is there a test tomorrow??










































                                                                                                                      

                                                           
                                                           



                                                           
                                                           Spending time at the shower










































- whashing yourself
- reading shampoo label
- looking for the right temperature