Mathers, the rhyme architect
Autor: Dal Molin | Publicado: 2011-04-12T12:44:00-07:00

Shady's the lableAftermath is a stableThat the horses come out errpOf course we're about to stir upSome shit as thick as mrs butterworths syrupIt's the mr. picked on Christopher ReevesJust for no reason other than just to tease himCause he was his biggest (burp) fan He used to be SupermanNow im pourin liquor on the crib in his name for himEminem you wait till' we meet up againFucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever saidIt's one for the money two for the fuckin showReady get set, let's goHere comes the buckin bronco , stompin and stampedin up the damn streetLike them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about to blowSo look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers its dominosI'm on a roll, around and around I goWhen will I stop? I don't knowTryna pick up where the Eminem Show left offBut I know anything's possibleThough I'm not gonna top what I soldI'm at the top of my gameThat shit is not gonna changeLong as I got Dr. Dre on my teamI'll get away with murderI'm like o.j . he's like my cochran todayWe keep them mark freman tapesIn a safe, locked them awayBetter watch what you sayJust when you thought you were safeThem fuckers got you on tapeYou swear to god you was playinWhether or not you was little JoshuaGosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the sameCause one day it could cost you your nameErra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pillsAnd woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare nakedjig-aig-ji-ji janean just turned16 and used a fake idTo sneak in V.I.P. to see R. KellyHehehehehe, to be so young and naiveOh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care freeParis and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherishEvery picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necksHickory Dickory derk digglerLook at me work wizardry with these wordsAm I a jerk or just jerk chickenOr Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain22 jerks in a jerk circleOr is it a circle jerk or wait a minuteWhat am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind itwait a minute let me ask you again Am I just jerkin the chainAm I bizerk or insaneOr am I just one of them damn amateursWorkin the damn camera filmin one of themParis Hilton home made pornosWho keeps tiltin the lens at an angleChicka ChickaJust recently somebody just discoveredBritney and Justin videotapes of them fuckinWhen they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse clubAnd dusted them and went straight to The Source with themCause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-And then tried to erase and record over itBut if you listen close enough to it you can hear theUh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-JustinSayin im gon"nuh" come 'and this was Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chestAnd address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear itAll you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this numberIt's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dickAnd if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about meJust type in your number back and follow it by the pound keyAnd I'll be sure to get backAs soon as there comes a day that I fall out with DreWake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)So fuck a chicken, and lick a chicken, and suck a chicken,Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock , big a big cockOr suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dickAnd stick a dick in your mouthI'm done you can fuck offfucka-fucka offf!