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Autor: Tahiane  . | Publicado: 2009-12-12T21:36:00-02:00



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"Seu pai é dono de      fabrica de miojo? Porque você me faz ferver em 3 minutos!"

"Você tá igual melância      na roça, tá raxando de boa!!!!!" (Se fizessem essa comigo eu lutava      street fighter com o cara, que idiota!)

"Garotas abelha, o      homem-mel chegou!!!" (Eu jogava uma colméia nele, pra ver se ele é      homem mel mesmo!)

"Você é o ovo que      faltava na minha marmita." (Que pobre nem dinheiro para ovo tem!)

"Eu beberia o mar se      Você fosse o sal" (Ainda bem que não sou, porque senão ia ter gente      com barriga d'água!)

"Não sabia que flor      nascia no asfalto..."

"Tô fazendo uma      campanha de doação de órgãos! não quer doar seu coraçao pra mim não?"      (Não, obrigada)

"Nossa, Você é tão      linda que não caga, lança bombom!" (Essa é hilária!)

"Meu Deus do céu...o      que é que esse bombonzinho tá fazendo fora da caixa?" (Quem sabe      dando um rolé?) 

"Sabia que dar por      esporte é saudável e faz bem ao corpo?" (Essa rolava um street      fighter na hora)

"Trocava o ovo do meu      pão pelo meu ovo no seu pão" (Esse povo gosta de um ovo hein?)

"Pô gata, você não é      pão cru mas é massa..." (Para a anta que falar isso: Massa não é      necessariamente cru)
"O carnaval já passou mas você ainda é minha fantasia"