Piada Forte [2]
Autor: Dw' | Publicado: 2009-06-19T07:44:00-07:00

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Só não contava com a quantidade de suor do indivíduo.Uma música, um balde, duas músicas, situação ficando insuportável... Terceira música, ÓBVIO que ela não aguentou e disse:- Rapaz, você sua, heim?Ao que ele, no calor da dança e cheio de amor pra dar, responde lascando um beijo mais que molhado e:- Ô frô, vô sê seu tumém!