Mijada dourada
Autor: BEAGA24 | Publicado: 2017-06-10T23:27:00-03:00



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MIJADA DOURADA







Uma vez na vida eu quis e consegui, não sei se vai voltar a acontecer porque foi na verdade uma coisa de momento, mas uma noite depois de muito beber cerveja, um taxista me levou para casa e paramos no caminho e eu e ele saímos do táxi e ele ficou em pé no lado da porta do motorista e eu fui até ele e ajoelhei no chão, ali na calçada, e ele mijou na minha cara.

Detalhe: ele me tinha revelado que tinha consumido cocaína e estava muito doido. Me falou que antes de me pegar na frente da boite gay ele tinha passado numa boca de fumo numa favela da zona sul e que costuma fazer isso para poder trabalhar de madrugada. Eu perguntei a ele se ele transava com viados que entravam no seu carro e ele disse que não porque gostava só de mulher, mas se dava bem com os clientes que entravam no táxi dele.

É muito fácil julgar o comportamento alheio porque não é com a gente, aí criticar (negativamente) fica fácil. Cada homem tem suas qualidades... e também tem seus defeitos, melhor então a gente ir com calma e não ir já caindo matando os outros só porque não faria aquilo que outro cara fez. O bonito de viver é essa diversidade, o que é prazeroso pra um pode não ser pra outro. Se eu quis mijada na cara e você nem pensa em fazer isso um dia na sua vida, ok.

Talvez você tenha ultrapassado o limite do "normal" em outro lance, se quiser pode contar nos comentários no fim da página, mas com certeza você em algum momento e por alguma razão fez algo meio doido, quem não faz, né?










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