2016 01 24 - O Veterano Detetive resolve o problema das licitações
Autor: Paulo Avelino | Publicado: 2016-01-25T17:45:00-08:00


Dia desses, eu, o Detetive
Artemidoro Balsemão, dedicava-me a profundos e afogados pensamentos sobre como
seria possível resolver o problema das licitações que infelicitam o nosso
eufórico país.







Aspecto da Sala de
Licitações, repleta de licitantes honestos




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Aspecto da Sala
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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->[De fato, tais
pensamentos me vieram depois de outro alarme falso – pareceres técnicos de insofismável
honestidade garantiram que, no caso da licitação de palitos de dente usados, qualquer
preço abaixo de 100 contos por palito significaria falência dos pobres e
ingênuos licitantes].



Pensei então no estratagema – em
vez de tentar saber quem são os ladrões, o que tem sido feito desde que Cabral
era menino, eu tentaria identificar os honestos. Mandei publicar então aviso nos
jornais:



Licitação Direcionada n. 000000000001/2016



Licitantes honestos
a analisar&nbsp;

um edital, com os trajes típicos&nbsp;

da época





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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->Este certame será ganho por quem entregar mais queijos de minas,
perfuminhos parisienses e ipods para as pessoas certas. Quê? Quer saber o
objeto da licitação? Pra quê?



Meu raciocínio [brilhante, um dia
alguém mais além de minha secretária Cacilda Regielena reconhecerá isso] era que,
se as licitações aparentemente honestas atraem lobões, as licitações
aparentemente roubadas atrairão cordeirinhos.



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Licitantes
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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->Sentei-me na mesa de
licitações, armado de um bloco de notas para anotar os lances, um par de lápis e
um celular ching-ling do camelô, e pus-me a esperar. Como os licitantes
tardavam, tirei um cochilo. 



Quando este velho detetive abriu
os olhos, não havia mais lápis. Nem bloco de notas. Nem mesmo a vetusta mesa
licitatória.




Mas antes que os pessimistas
comecem sua algaravia, observo que não quiseram o celular. A Honestidade ainda
existe.