40 answers to stupid questions
Autor: ýhanviictor© | Publicado: 2011-11-12T21:42:00-03:00

Bý: ©Mr. Miro Valdomiro Aldo 

1 - When you see lying there, eyes closed, her bed with the lights off and ask:- You're sleeping?- No. - I'm training to die!

2 - When we take an electronic device for the maintenance and technical questions:- Yeah defective?- Not that he was tired of staying home and I brought him to walk.
3 - When it's raining and realize that you will face the rain, ask:- Going out in this rain??- No, I'll go next ...

4 - When you first get up, here comes an idiot (always) and asks:- Agreed?- No. I'm sleepwalking!
5 - Your friend calls and asks for your home:- Where are you?- At the North Pole! A hurricane took my house there!

6 - You just take a shower and someone asks:- You took a bath?- No! I plunged into the toilet!
7 - You're fishing when someone passes? and questions:- Did you catch all these fish?- No! These are fish that suicide jumped in the bucket!
8 - You're at a stopping point for buses? when a friend (is it?!?) question:- What are you doing here?- I'm waiting for the next subway pass to go home!

9 - You're in the box and pulls out a checkbook and cash looks and asks:- Will pay by check?- No! I'll make a poem on this leaf!
10 - You just look at the clock and someone asks:- You see the time?- Imagine, I was watching soap!

11 - You're going to a ball toward the field when someone says:- Going to play?- No, I'm popping popcorn!
12 - You ask a person signing a document and it says:- Sign my name?- Do not sign the formula bask or whatever you want ...
13 - blonde girlfriend getting flowers, asks:- Those are the flowers?- There are carrots!
14 - In line bakery guy asks the woman:- Are you in line?- No, I stepped in some gum and I'm stuck!
15 - The guy smoking and sees another question:- Wow! But you smoke?- No, I like to soak my lungs.
16 - The judge shows red card to the player. Question:- You're throwing me out?- No, I want to know if you're colorblind.
17 - Within a plane to the United States, a passenger asks the other:- It's going to the United States?- No, I took the plane erro
18 - The guy walking down the street and will take the biggest tumble, the guy who rescues the question:- Fell?- No! I played!

19 - The guy is standing at the bus stop. Another guy comes and asks:- You will take the bus?- No, I live here at this bus stop!

20 - A friend meets another on the street, and asks:- Cut your hair?- He did not.

21 - The old lady asked for her grandson who comes home all wet:- It's raining outside?- No, is that everyone in the street I decided to throw a bucket of water.

22 - Waiter asks for the couple at the table:- It's for two?- No, I'm going to eat and she'll be looking at me.

23 - The elevator on the ground floor, asks:- Go up?- No! I'm going sideways!

24 - Woman with baby on her lap. Question:- Is your child?- No, he won in a raffle!

25 - The man is walking down the street with his son. Question:- That boy is your son?- No, now I'm peddling babies!

26 - The guy walking with a fishing rod. Question:- Go fishing?- No, the stick is for me to pick my teeth!

27 - Bride entering the church, bridesmaids escorted by the honor. Question:- It's wedding?- No, it's June Festival.

28 - Woman climbing stairs knees promise to pay. Question:- You are paying promise?- No, no! It's what I love to climb stairs on their knees!

29 - Woman opens the door to the guest and asks:- You come from?- No, not me! It's another, I will come later!
30 - horse racing bets in the meadow. Question:- Miss you like horse racing?- Imagine! I come here to suffer!
31 - The guy in the movie box. Question:- Whether an entry?- No, I want a way out.
32 - Man with fishing rod in hand, line in the water, sat.- This gives fish?- No, give rabbits, cats, rats usually give ... Fish in the woods.
33 - a guy coming from the river with a bucket full of fish.- Did you catch all?- No, some fish are suicidal and jumped in my bucket.

34 - You're going to dinner and asked his wife:- I can put food on your plate?- No Play on the floor and is pulling the squeegee!
35 - The bank teller, the subject will cash a check.- It will take cash??Do not! I give in clips and rubber bands!
36 - a man entering farming.-Has to rat poison?- There! It will take?No, I will bring the rats to eat here!

37 - You're filling a glass of milk and someone asks:- Go drink milk?- No. I'm leaving on the table to see how long it takes to evaporate!
38 - You're in my pajamas, and with pad in hand and someone comes and asks:- Go to sleep?- No! This is my new school uniform.
39 - You're in the bathroom when someone knocks on the door and asks:- There are people?- No! It's shit he's talking about!
40 - You're pulling a plant, trying to pull it up, and someone comes and asks:- Are you trying to uproot the plant?- No! I'm playing tug of war with a Chinese!