SABEDORIA DE MÃE!!
Autor: Meu Juízo Tá Rachando | Publicado: 2010-11-11T14:23:00-08:00


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Alô? Mãe?- Alô?- Mãe, comprei shampoo e condicionadores novos. - Os que você levou já acabaram?- Lógico mãe, meu cabelo está enorme, quase no ombro. Inclusive, estou querendo cortar. - Mas por quê?&nbsp;- Ah, sei lá, fico melhor de cabelo curtinho, dá menos trabalho, mais prático.. Mas sabe o shampoo e condicionadores novos que eu comprei? - Sim, o que tem?&nbsp;- Toda vez que lavo meu cabelo com ele, eu viro um poodle. Mãe, eu não quero ser poodle...&nbsp;- Ah, minha filha compra outros.&nbsp;- Mas tenho medo de ser a mesma coisa.-&nbsp; É, poodle não dá, mas eu nem vou dizer que eu avisei. Você não quis me ouvir!! - Eu sei mãe, eu devia ter te ouvido e ter trazido o carregamento. Mas do tanto de coisa que você comprou parecia que eu ia para um lugar onde não tinha nada,nem lojas nem supermercados...mas ao menos os shampoos e condicionadores, eu devia ter trazido. -&nbsp;Pois corta logo, então, eu nem gosto de poodle, e você fica bem de cabelo curtim.-Oooow mãe, mas tu é coruja. Sábado eu corto o cabelo, decidi!!!