Frases Anormais
Autor: TheKiller | Publicado: 2013-07-30T18:07:00-03:00


1 - Você percebe que tem que lavar a louça, quando começa a tomar refrigerante na xícara de café.
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2-&nbsp;Antigamente os casais se beijavam na chuva. Nos dias de hoje isso não é possível, porque o namorado também usa chapinha.
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3 -&nbsp;Tô na idade em que tenho que parar de pensar em ganhar na loteria e começara pensar em algo mais real, como ser atropelado e processar o motorista.
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4-&nbsp;O cara era tão chato, que quando ela postava "Vou sair", todo mundo curtia.
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5-&nbsp;Dá pra contar nos dedos, quantos dedos eu tenho.
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6-&nbsp;Alegres e hospitaleiros, os canibais costumam brincar com a comida antes de prepará-la. E às vezes até a comem, antes de comê-la.
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7- Esta tão frio que eu fui jogar Mortal Kombat e o sub zero estava de moletom


8- &nbsp;Mãe meu nariz é grande? Lógico que não filho. Agora vai lá fora, que aqui está acabando o oxigênio!
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9- Está tão frio que hoje eu abri a geladeira para me esquentar um pouco

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10-&nbsp;Eu não ligo se uma pessoa é feia. Não ligo, não atendo, não adiciono em redes sociais.
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Se você riu em algum momento,nem que seja aquela risada de canto,como quando sua mãe te pega batendo punheta,eu queria lhe pedir encarecidamente que ajudasse a divulgar nosso site (quando digo "nosso",me refiro apenas a mim).Grato desde já ;)