13 November
Autor: Wei Li | Publicado: 2010-11-25T14:49:00-08:00

HEY! im sorry. i havent been home. 
you should write a blog ive decided. it would be histarical.
Your novel def trumps mine. It makes mine look like a novelette. 
Youre harassing nice brazilian boys?! Waiters? Theyre prob falling in love with you! You shouldn’t be so mean! Hahahhahaha tetters. That’s great. 
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss skype. Soon. Bientot. Idk it in Portuguese sorry or id write it. 
Hahhahahha please make sure barb knows im not prego!!!!!!!!!! Hahahha I can just see it now. Between the lang problem and u laughing too hard she not getting the right story and thinking u have a crazy prego friend in france. Great, just what I need.
I truly hate you. I not only have to go to school during tests but am supposed to try to do them! Its cuz my yeo’s wife is like the vice principal. Ewwww! It sucks. Shes like u have to start doing ur hw now…I was like: I never even know when we HAVE hw!
Last night I cried for the first time since I got here out of homesickness. But after a nice long shower I felt a million times better. It’s the weather here that’s getting me. im convinced. Its sooooooooo gross. I know ur gonna tell me how warm and great it is there in ur bikini but it SUCKS here now. Rain several times a day. I haven’t seen the sun in more than a week, im starting to think it’s a myth….. they say this is the worst season. So that means it can only get better. Just hopefully soon! Its windy and cold and wet. The worst.
I know exactly what you mean about the party and just wanted to go home (as our French/Brazilian home). It happened quite similar to u actually. One day within my first month here I went shopping with my h sis Glad and her friends. They spoke quick French that I didn’t follow and Glad kept having to explain it in slow French that made me feel dumb. I was tired from not sleeping much the previous night and cranky. I also think I lost 20 euros. Money makes me cranky. That’s y im marrying a man whos good with money. that’s the plan. Anyway I felt so distant and I just wanted to go home and curl up. We should def warn the outbounds about this next year!
Ur h mom sounds amazing! That soooo sweet! My h mom just cares too much sometimes. They don’t like chipped nail polish here so im kinda screwed.
I DEF miss understanding everything. I like freak out when I hear ppl speaking English on the street. Hahaha I complain about the French staring at me when I speak English but I do the same to other tourists. Hahhaa
Oh becca! Being on some crazy video! You should have been like heres my number. I want a copy! Hahahhahaha just to remind u at the end of the year that you used to not know Portuguese. 
OH! I love cee lo greens fuck you! It isn’t very big here and everytime I watch the music video im dying laughing and my sis is like oh, that’s nice….hhahaha u have to understand the words I think to like the song. 
Your message is too long. Yup. Ur that cool! Oh man when frenchies try and say “th” it sounds like z or like they just have a terrible lisp. Soooooo funny. I don’t think I told you this but if I did you are not obliged to read it: there are 4 phrases every French teen knows: 1) dis is not possible! (it’s a direct translation from French “C’est pas possible!” but they use it differently. Like when they cant believe something so its super funny for us Americans to hear it used like that. They also replace possible with terrible. With a very heavy French accent.) 2) I am a bad boy. (all of these are said with a terrible French accent) 3) It’s ok. 4) Try again. (from video games.) 
GO LISTEN TO LOCA BY SHAKIRA. I LOVE it. I want to danse like that. Learn and teach me ok? Good plan. Oh and Bumpy Ride. Idk who sings it. If you cant find it let me know.
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Are you staying with this family until after Christmas? I change but my families are all friends so its not a big deal. I know all three. But you and Barb are close so you’ll prob still hang out with the fam!
NO! hes NOT like oliver twist! Hahahhahhaa hes not like poor! Hahhhahahaha oh man. Ill have to give you a synapses of my friends:
Yvi: like my best friend here. He thinks he’s part Arab (long story having to do with teeth and a war and an un known grandpa) so that’s why he looks like Italian. Hahaha he loves dansing. Is terrible at English and wants to be an airplane steward so he needs to work on his English. Everyone thinks we’re dating cuz we hang out so much. He’s super protective of me. he has more fashion sense than me and is totally straight. Like fuckfriend straight. Hahaha it’s a joke we have. He jokingly told me one day he had a fuckfriend. I still believe its true.
Chris: his real name’s Jean-Stephane or something but he beats me up like Chris Brown and Rhianna. He hates his nickname. Hahaha but he still answers when I call him Chris so I keep calling him it. He’s in Tours this weekend visiting his girlfriend who he loves dearly. Chris is 16. hahahahha he just turned 16. like last week. But I sit next to him in all our classes and he helps with my spelling and grammer and when I cant read the teachers handwriting. 
Tony (Brittany = Brittany Spears who sings “Womanizer” which describes Tony): lives at the Orphanage with Yvi. Except both his parents are alive. He just doesn’t get along with them. Yvi’s mom lives in the north of france he just doesn’t get along with her, but he’s so excited when he gets to go see her and spends his birthday money on her Christmas gift every year…..like all of it. ANYWAY! Tony is funny. Hes the reason all of the sluts like me. 
Izzy is a friend of Tony and Yvi’s. his real name is Maxime or something but he looks like an Italian Stallion so we were gonna call him IS but then that got turned into Izzy. Everytime I call him Izzy he screams “I LOVE YOU CAT-RINE!” sooo funny. He doesn’t understand what Izzy stands for cuz there isn’t a word for Italian Stallion in French. So he hates it.
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I started looking for a danse class! And im tried a theatre group the other day! I sang for them and then the guy made me read a skit with him. Cold reading in French is painful. Like bad. Hahaha I don’t travel that much! It just seems like it. Last weekend I got a new phone and watched a movie. I forgot what else I did, today , Saturday, im going lazer tagging with my h sibs and Leland and then idk whats going on. Jeremy’s home and is going out tonight with friends. Maybe ill convince him to take me….he loves me well c! and tomorrow. Lunch with the grandparents. (the uncle who lives with them told me I shouldn’t wear my thumb ring bc it could get caught on something and then I wouldnt have a thumb anymore. Hahahahhaha)
What about your weekend? Crazy nights out? Beaches? Bikinis? Oh man! Im sooooo jealous!