A Short Report on the life of a Vampire. Part 1
Autor: Ninguém | Publicado: 2010-06-29T19:07:00-07:00

I.Are you really writting all I say? Okay, then, let's beginVlad Tsepesh.Yes, to the north of Europe.Well, It was a long, long time ago, and it would take too long for me to tell you.No, you know I don't have all night. Have to get home by dawn.The point? Well, you tell me, it was you puny human who asked me this. Although, I do remember someone doing this already, just, not with me.Oh, right, not the first time. Okay then.Where shall I begin?How we are today? Well, In over two thousand years of Unlife, you never really believed us. We always inhabited the fringes, always lived in those dark places no one would go unless we glamoured them into.Sure, they go to those places now. It gets a little crowded sometimes, but once in a while, crowded is good for my people. We like when you jump and dance and pound and play. Makes you more pleasurable to be with.No, I won't hurt you. Stop being foolish, you are my guest, in my house. There is no way I would hurt you. Unless, of course, you asked me to. Want me try and make you ask me to? No? It doesn't hurt to try. At least, not much, hahaha.The noise? I just bought myself some hounds, to protect the house when I'm asleep. I guess the girls forgot to feed them. No problem, no problem, they will, eventually.So, about how we are seen today? Hahaha, ridiculous. First off, we do not shine. No way. Some of us, in fact, are so sensible that even the Moon can be a little dangerous. Yes, the moon, it is a reflection of the sun's light, you know? I figure you don't, you humans don't pay much attention to what you take for granted.Well, about those powers, reading minds, peeking into the future, I don't really know. But, youths these days seem able to do anything, so, why not believe?Me? Oh, no, I myself have little of those new "powers". Sure, I'm stronger than most humans, and sure, I can run as fast as lightning, but that takes too much effort. Maybe I am getting old. So, about my so called powers. Bat? Easy peasy, we have had that tendency from the start. Wolf? A little harder, and not really my favorite transformation. Mist? Hahaha, Mist is fun to play hide and seek.Yes, I can seduce. Hypnosis? Something like that, I guess, but not exactly. More like, how is that? Sex Appeal. Yes, Sex Appeal. Stop laughing. It is not something old. Well, it might as well be, I am old, after all, but then, who told you you could laugh? Stop. Now. Yes, much better. See, that's how it works.Turning others? No, about that, they are right, we don't like to. No, not for humanitary reasons. More because it is hard as it is to get food these days, so why making more competition? Lonely? No, for Pete's sake, we do not feel lonely. Despite all they have been saying, we do not feel anything but hunger. And Lust, a little Lust always help. Well, it is much like our hunger, it's just our orgasm is better, hahaha!You know, all that stuff about love, or being "vegan" is pure talk. Lay a hot lady with an open neck in front of any of those prettyboys - don't forget to make sure she's in those days, we get crazy around girls in those days - and they won't be able to control their teenager impulses.Well, yes, they are teenagers. One hundred yeas or two is nothing compared to the elders.No, I am not an elder, you insensitive brat. I'm in top form! With no more than one thousand, five hundred and fifty two years old. I'm just about middle-age. I shall ask you to leave, for tonight. You got me indisposed.