O português entrou em coma
Autor: José Lacerda (Jolac) | Publicado: 2013-07-08T16:56:00-03:00



O idioma nacional esta sendo, aos poucos, sacrificado.
Logo, logo, morrerá, se nada fizermos para evitar.
E nossa presidente deu o pontapé inicial no processo de falência do português adotado aqui no Brasil.
A paródia abaixo é oportuna:

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<![endif]-->Ó presidenta porque estás tão triste,



O que é que foi que te aconteceu?


"Foi o idioma que caiu do galha,


Deu dois suspiras e, depois, morreu!"





Vem presidenta, 


Vem meu terror.


Não fique trista por que o mundo é todo teu


Esse mundo mais bonita que o idioma que morreu.