Tese de mestrado
Autor: myrzinho | Publicado: 2012-10-15T15:06:00-07:00


Ola, estou aqui para provar que mulher não trata homens como objeto, e para tanto eu criei um perfil fake no facebook(uma imitação do orkut) afim de provar que uma mulher jamais daria bola para um cara se baseando apenas na foto de perfil da sua conta na rede social, e deixo abaixo um trecho da conversa para que tirem a prove de que mulher em momento algum faria isso:
ps.: todos os nomes e endereços foram alterados para manter a privacidade dos envolvidos, boa leitura.
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&nbsp; &nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Boa noitee ^^

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; boaa
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; iaew, como vai linda?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; otimaa e vc?

&nbsp; &nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; td otimo
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; melhor agora

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; igualmente

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e aew, namorando
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ???

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nem tow ,, e vc?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to solteiro, esperando por vc
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e é? tu sabia que eu ia chegar era?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; claro, ainda n tinha achado a mulher perfeita
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; agora achei!
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; humm, gosteei
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tu mora aonde?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; rio largo, mata do rolo e vc?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; rio largo, mata do rolo
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; conhecidencia nao? kkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; so pode ser o destino
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; em que canto da mata do rolo?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; villa kenedy
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sab? q tem um bar n entrada. perto do cemiterio
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e vc linda?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sabe o posto do justino,, la em cima
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ali

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hmm... legal
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mais entao
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; oq é preciso pra conquista esse seu coração ?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; rsrsrs

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tem que ser carinhoso, atencioso, manhoso, divertido, engraçado
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e com atitude

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; okay, e qndo nos vamos nos ver? pra eu te provar q tenho atiride?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; atitude*
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; devil

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; humm,, nem sei

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; que tal agora?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nem da, eu tow viajando, tow em São Miguel

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; vish, volta quando?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; segunda a noite

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tem quantos anos?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 18 e vc?

&nbsp; &nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 13, pedofilia pow
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkk...
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; serio?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; que isso gata desse jeito?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e so 13 aninhos

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; oxe,, ta por fora
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tow a frente da minha idade

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkk... mais entao, eu vou fazer 18 em novembro, é q eu ja me considero com 18 tongue ainda estamos na lei
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; temos ate la pra gnt se conhecer

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; oia as coisas se ajeitando kkk

&nbsp; &nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkk, né

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tem msn?

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; então, terça pode ser?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pior que não, foi hackeado semana passada

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; unsure
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; terça tenho compromisso,, e quarta vou pro arrastao e talvez fique pro show

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; humm... entao acho q vou pro show tbm, né no centro né?

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; parece que é

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; okay
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; manda teu numero pode ser ?

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; meu celular ta quebrado

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; afs
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; entao

&nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nhe isso, a pessoa perde uma oportunidade dessa kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkk... pior q eu ia pro show so pra te ver
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mais vai q eu não te encontro por la
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ?

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; é
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mais quem sabe a gente se encontre
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; iaew

&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; okay então, quarta feira no show blz?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; vou la so pra te conhecer

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; blz
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; me fale ae sobre voce?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e a pegada como ta?
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkk

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkk
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tive esperando por vc nesses ultimos tempos, mais a pegada ta firme e forte tongue
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e vc curtindo a vida?

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ao maximo
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e essa boquinha lindaa
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nossa obrigado
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mais nem se compara a sua, nossa qndo eu vi
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; alem de linda vc tem um olhar provocante nossa

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkk,, obrigadaa grin
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; olhar provocante é kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkk...
&nbsp; 
Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sabia dessa nao
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nossa serio?
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; serio,,
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; por falar nisso vc deve ter uma pegda de dexar qualquer um louco né?

&nbsp;Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ja me disseram que eu deixo sem ar sabe kkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; kkkkkkkkkkkkk
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; nossa, quero provar entao
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; devil
&nbsp; 
Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; humm kkkkkkkk
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; e o que eu posso provar de voce?
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a sua pegada de tirar meu folego
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; devil nossa so de imaginar

Winry Rockbell:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hummm
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wink
&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;Alphonse Elric:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wink"
Ps.: as palavras em&nbsp;inglês eram emoticons do facebook.