Insults
Autor: teacher Jota | Publicado: 2010-10-19T14:40:00-07:00



I know this is not a polite subject but my objective here is to give my students the best tools for them to improve their spoken English. So I don't mind how bad insults are. It's up to them use it or not...but I think they would like to be prepared when they hear somebody calling them by some bad names or nicknames. So, without further ado I give you some knowledge about insults.

1- dickhead! = it means stupid. ( note that " dick " means penis , as slang of course.
Get out of my way , you dickhead!
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2- buzz off ,  retard!  = it means " go away, you stupid person! "
How many times do I need to tell you that it's over? Buzz off, retard!
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3- kick somebody ass = beat somebody
I'm going to kick your ass if you don't buzz off!
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4- dirtbag  =  worthless person
You are nothing but a dirtbag.
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5- leave somebody cold = do not have no emotional  feeling for somebody
I told you she leaves me cold. So I can't ask her out.
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6- piss somebody off = make somebody angry
I can't understand why you insist to piss me off. I will kick your ass , retard!
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7- punk  = worthless young person
I don't like you cos' you are a punk!
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8- suck! = to be inferior!
You will never be better than me cos' you suck!
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9- Moron ! = really stupid person
I will tell my father you are pissing me off, you moron!
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10- stink! = smell bad
Are you sure you took a shower? You stink!
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11- nympho = woman addicted to sex
I can't help myself anymore! She isn't a woman she is a nympho.
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12- slut  = prostitute
In the morning she is a lady but at night she is anything but a slut!
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13- prickless  = without a penis
I'm not taking you back you moron prickless!
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14- piece of shit = excrement
Why are you staring my daughter you piece of shit?
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15- scumbag! = low, disgusting person
I really didn't realise you were such as scumbag!
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16- drop dead! = I hate you !
Drop dead! What are you still doing here?
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17- dorky loser! = perdedor, fracassado, stupid!
She doesn't want you anymore , dorky loser!
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18- Bite me! = I hate you!
Bite me, I don't want to see you anymore. Get out of my life!
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19- douchebag = as a noun it means an object used for cleaning a woman's private parts ( it's not necessary to be more specific, isn't it? )but as an insult means a disgusting person.
He is always farting in front of my friends. So douchebag!
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20- dog breath = person with bad breath
What are you looking at dog breath?
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21- fuck you and the horse you rode in on ! = This one is a little hardcore but sometimes you are so upset that you can't help yourself. Well this insult it's similar to " I hate you and if a horse ( or somebody )had brought you here , I'd hate it ( her/him) just as much , if not more. 
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22- shit for brains!  = someone whose brains are made of bodily waste. I mean,  a stupid person.
I can't believe you did that! Shit for brains!!!
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