O Povo quer o Detetive Artemidoro Balsemão (o herói contra a corrupção)
Autor: Paulo Avelino | Publicado: 2016-01-03T06:40:00-08:00


- JÁ CHEGA!!!!!!




Amenóphis IV e Nefertiti VII,
avós do velho detetive


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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->Cansado de atraso tecnológico
no programa espacial de lançamentos de satélites artificiais geoestacionários, dos minúsculos incentivos no orçamento geral para síntese de compostos químicos biotecnológicos de quarta geração, dos iogurtes&nbsp;diet
que têm gosto de mouse de computador
mofado, e de pular catracas de metrô, o povo do estado, do bairro, do País, da
Humanidade, e até a nobre e guerreira população da briosa municipalidade de
Santa Rita do Jucurutuca gritou:



- JÁ CHEGA!!!!!






O pai de Balsemão, em profundo
meditar&nbsp;sobre onde raios deixou o 
controle remoto


E após queimar as pestanas,
miolos e até as contas velhas que deixou acumuladas na gaveta desde o
inesquecível ano de 1889, esta mesma população concluiu: somente uma pessoa
poderá nos salvar:



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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->- É um pássaro, é um avião? Não! É o Detetive Artemidoro Balsemão, o
herói contra a corrupção!



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<![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->E a pergunta que
atormenta os centros de pesquisa filosófica, os laboratórios de nanotecnologia
e nutracêutica avançada, os reality-shows
de culinária que só deixam os espectadores babando, e os hoteizinhos com portões
cor de violeta que oferecem descontos a universitários é a seguinte:



- QUEM É ARTEMIDORO BALSEMÃO???




(este semanário aceita respostas
até o domingo que vem, quando responderá esta pergunta que atormenta o Planeta
Terra e também os vizinhos. A resposta que chegar mais perto ganha um sanduíche
de queijo e um LP arranhado do Skank).