My Shocking Sex Shop Students!
Autor: Christy  Shine McHale | Publicado: 2011-04-22T18:22:00-07:00

Something that is kind of new for me lately is giving class to married couples. I always kid around that since I became a private English teacher nothing else surprises me - well, a few days ago I discovered I was wrong!!!
It was the day before Easter and I arrived at 9:00 pm at my student’s house. I was beat and tired and couldn't imagine having two more hours of class still to go.The minutes slowly passed away and finally it was 11:00 pm and my work for the day was done. Another long day gone by! I opened up my large book bag and began putting away my books when my student, Marie, hands me over a huge Easter egg in golden wrapping paper. My heart almost skipped a beat in delight at that wonderful sight!Wife: Happy Easter teacher!!!Me: Oh Marie!!! Thank you soo much!!!Wife: I know you are all into health food and the likes but it is Easter...Me: Don't worry, chocolate is something I just never say no to. I held the Easter egg in my hand and all of a sudden my long and exhausting day seemed just too good to be true. By the size of the egg I was pretty sure I’d have chocolate to last me all week...Husband: We guessed just as much. You seem like someone that can't resist some good chocolate.Wife: Ah, let me show you my Easter egg. Marie opened the fridge and took out two Easter eggs. Actually, I didn't receive only one egg; Miguel knows me and my love for chocolate so well that he got me two. This one from Cacau Show is my favorite. Here, grab a piece.Me: OMG! Orgasmo gustativo!!! In my mouth went a large piece of chocolate that melted in my mouth in a matter of seconds.&nbsp;Wife: Well, I wasn't the only one that got Easter Presents though...my husband knows me well and knows I love chocolate. But I know my husband well and I know he likes...SEX!!! And so I bought him a sex shop basket.&nbsp;Miguel, would you bring the basket from the room please?Me: That's a cool idea! I am sure he liked receiving that a whole lot more than an Easter egg.Miguel went up and towards the room to fetch the basket. Marie all of a sudden lifted up her dress and showed me her white matching "bunny" costume she was wearing underneath. I must say I was caught by surprise!Me: WOW! Ahh, talk about creative. It stayed real good on you, beautiful!Wife: I greeted him at the door wearing only this costume and with the Sex Shop Basket in my hand.Me: Hah! *uneasy smile from my part* Why, I am sure Miguel must have loved it!Wife: You should have seen the smile on his face...(thinking to myself: No I shouldn’t!)Miguel enters the room with a large basket in his hands with all kinds of accessories and sex toys inside.Me: Oh my! Look at that!&nbsp;Husband: The best Easter present I ever received!&nbsp;Wife: Here Christy, let me show you!From lubes and lotions to enhancers and accessories and even cock rings and straps - there it was all!!! And along with it all, a long and detailed description of each item coupled up with VERY creative and original ideas on how they would be using them the next few days. Ahem!Wife: Check out this DVD Christy!I looked at the cover of the DVD: a blonde and brunette in some wild position, bodies locked, mouths pressed. Trying to hide my slight embarrassment as much as possible I laughed aloud:Me: Ahhh! How interesting… (Okay, I don't really know how to react...)Wife: I was always interested in that too...you know; it’s one of those things that always stayed in my head.Me: Oh well, I guess everyone with their own fantasy, no?! Handcuffs...now that's what I call cool!!!Husband: I think that's what I most liked out of the whole basket!Wife: I always wanted to try that out.Husband: Christy, did Marie tell you how she won R$500, 00?Me: No, don't think so...do tell me! (At that time, anything to change the subject was more than welcome for me - barely did I know!)Wife: You see Christy I have a little piggy bank that I have been sticking coins in it for quite a while now. So I and Miguel did a bet the other day. It was the following: We would both guess how much money there was inside the piggy bank, we’d then break the piggy, count the money and the one that got closest to the actual amount could choose a prize.Me: And I am guessing the prize was R$500, 00.Husband: That was her prize in case she won – which she did!Me: And what was would your prize be if you had won Miguel?As soon as Marie answered the question I regretted having ever asked.Wife: His prize, if he won would be that I would give him anal sex. He hasn’t gotten that in a looong time! Look at that, I am worth pretty much, no? R$500, 00!!! But I must say, I am glad I won the bet...sorry honey *lots of giggles on her part*(Okay! now I REALLY don’t know how to react!!! Talk about AWKWARD!!!)Me: You guys are quite the couple!As I made my way back home (by that time it was past midnight!) I couldn't help but laugh inwardly at all the weird and awkward positions and situations I continuously find myself into – the latest one being this particular couple. And know what? What the heck!!! Despite the openness and honesty (ahem!) of Marie and Miguel in relation to their sex life I do have to give them credit that at least they are happy, have a very diverse and wild sex life (oh yes, believe me!!!) and don't let routine kick in their day-to-day as a married couple – yes, even on Easter day!
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