Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Brazilian
Autor: Ana | Publicado: 2009-11-09T14:57:00-08:00

Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Brazilian, when you meet them outside Brazil:10. Declare your love for Argentina, Argentines, Boca Juniors, or Maradona.9. Fail to answer anything but a very enthusiastic YES! when asked if you like Brazil.8. Be amazed by the fact the Brazilian does NOT like football or support any Brazilian team.     - "Ah! Ronaldo!".7. Mention the World Cup of 1950, 1998, or 2006. Specially if you are French or Italian.6. Forget to take a shower and/or put on deodorant before coming in close contact with the Brazilian. 5. Criticize Brazil or Brazilians by making any REMOTELY negative comment about either subject. Brazilians get very patriotic once they live the country.4. Make sexual innuendo and imply the Brazilian dances naked when you find out a woman is Brazilian.3. Say, “I hear Buenos Aires is really nice. That’s in Brazil, right?”. When they say the capital is Sao Paulo or Rio it pisses me off a little bit as well. 2. Ask him what living in the forest is like, no matter what part of the country the Brazilian is from. I actually joke about it, but if the person really mean it… 1. Speak Spanish with him, since that is what language you assume he speaks. We DO NOT speak f***ing spanish!!EDIT:Vou traduzir just in case... =P<!--[if gte mso 9]>     Normal   0         21         false   false   false      PT-BR   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                                                                     <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                <![endif]--> <!--  /* Font Definitions */  @font-face 	{font-family:"Cambria Math"; 	panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; 	mso-font-charset:1; 	mso-generic-font-family:roman; 	mso-font-format:other; 	mso-font-pitch:variable; 	mso-font-signature:0 0 0 0 0 0;} @font-face 	{font-family:Calibri; 	panose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4; 	mso-font-charset:0; 	mso-generic-font-family:swiss; 	mso-font-pitch:variable; 	mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1073750139 0 0 159 0;} @font-face 	{font-family:Verdana; 	panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; 	mso-font-charset:0; 	mso-generic-font-family:swiss; 	mso-font-pitch:variable; 	mso-font-signature:-1593833729 1073750107 16 0 415 0;}  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-unhide:no; 	mso-style-qformat:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	margin-top:0cm; 	margin-right:0cm; 	margin-bottom:10.0pt; 	margin-left:0cm; 	line-height:115%; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:11.0pt; 	font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; 	mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; 	mso-fareast-language:EN-US;} .MsoChpDefault 	{mso-style-type:export-only; 	mso-default-props:yes; 	mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; 	mso-fareast-language:EN-US;} .MsoPapDefault 	{mso-style-type:export-only; 	margin-bottom:10.0pt; 	line-height:115%;} @page Section1 	{size:595.3pt 841.9pt; 	margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; 	mso-header-margin:35.4pt; 	mso-footer-margin:35.4pt; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --> <!--[if gte mso 10]>   /* Style Definitions */  table.MsoNormalTable 	{mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; 	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-priority:99; 	mso-style-qformat:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin-top:0cm; 	mso-para-margin-right:0cm; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; 	mso-para-margin-left:0cm; 	line-height:115%; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:11.0pt; 	font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; 	mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; 	mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;}  <![endif]-->  Top 10 Maneiras de Irritar um brasileiro, quando o encontrar fora do país:10. Declare seu amor pela Argentina, Argentinos, Boca Juniors e/ou Maradona.9. Não saiba responder nada sobre o Brasil além de um empolgado Sim! Quando te perguntarem se vc gosta do país.8. Fique de cara quando o brasileiro falar que não gosta de futebol ou não torce pra nenhum time.- "Ah! Ronaldo!".7. Fale das copas de 1950, 1998, or 2006. Especialmente se vc for francês ou italiano.6. Esqueça de tomar banho e usar desodorante antes de chegar perto de um brasileiro.   5. Critique o Brasil ou brasileiros, mesmo com comentários minimamente negatives. Brasileiros ficam muito patriotas depois de sair do Brasil.4. Faça comentarios sexuais e insinue que brasileiras dançam peladas.3. Diga “Ouvi dizer que Buenos Aires é linda, fica no Brasil né?” 2. Pergunte como é viver na floresta. Não importa de que parte do Brasil a pessoa seja. Na verdade eu brinco bastante com isso, mas quando a pessoa ta falando sério é foda.1. Fale espanhol, pq essa é a lingua que vc SABE que ele fala.  Encontrado e copiado da internet, e alterado por mim =D