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Autor: Bruno Alves | Publicado: 2010-07-10T06:06:00-07:00

 Que classe!Pra todo chinelo velho, tem um pé cansado!rsrs... sei lá o que ela quer dizer!<!--[if gte mso 9]>     Normal   0   21         false   false   false                             MicrosoftInternetExplorer4   <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>     <![endif]--> <!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0cm; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 	{size:612.0pt 792.0pt; 	margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; 	mso-header-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --> <!--[if gte mso 10]>   /* Style Definitions */  table.MsoNormalTable 	{mso-style-name:"Tabela normal"; 	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin:0cm; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:10.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-ansi-language:#0400; 	mso-fareast-language:#0400; 	mso-bidi-language:#0400;}  <![endif]-->  "olher meu corpo e morra"Atenção!Devido à visualização dessa foto o dono do blog teve um ataque cardíaco.pedimos a todos muito cuidado!  <!--[if gte mso 9]>     Normal   0   21         false   false   false                             MicrosoftInternetExplorer4   <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>     <![endif]--> <!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0cm; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 	{size:612.0pt 792.0pt; 	margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; 	mso-header-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --> <!--[if gte mso 10]>   /* Style Definitions */  table.MsoNormalTable 	{mso-style-name:"Tabela normal"; 	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin:0cm; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:10.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-ansi-language:#0400; 	mso-fareast-language:#0400; 	mso-bidi-language:#0400;}  <![endif]-->  "sereia de caixa d'água!"<!--[if gte mso 9]>     Normal   0   21         false   false   false                             MicrosoftInternetExplorer4   <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>     <![endif]--> <!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0cm; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 	{size:612.0pt 792.0pt; 	margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; 	mso-header-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --> <!--[if gte mso 10]>   /* Style Definitions */  table.MsoNormalTable 	{mso-style-name:"Tabela normal"; 	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin:0cm; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:10.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-ansi-language:#0400; 	mso-fareast-language:#0400; 	mso-bidi-language:#0400;}  <![endif]-->  Já é a segunda fez "Jusé"!	/******************************************************** 	This Script will be included in all web pages  	to show an Icon on Mouse over,  	 	Clicking the Icon will show a Zoominto Viewer (a Flash made viewer) to Zoom the Image Content 	 	********************************************************/ 	var tmppluginServername = "http://www.zoominto.com/software/ieplugin/";      	var versionswf="1100"; 	 	var tmppluginSwfname=tmppluginServername  + "imgviewerpremium" + versionswf + ".swf"; 	     var protocol = "http://";          var isInternetExplorer = navigator.appName.indexOf("Microsoft") != -1;  	plugin_run(); 	      function BrowserZoomPlugin() {         var ua, s, i;         this.isIE = false;         this.isNS = false;         this.version = null;          ua = navigator.userAgent;         s = "MSIE";         if ((i = ua.indexOf(s)) >= 0) {             this.isIE = true;             this.version = parseFloat(ua.substr(i + s.length));             return;         }         s = "Netscape6/";         if ((i = ua.indexOf(s)) >= 0) {             this.isNS = true;             this.version = parseFloat(ua.substr(i + s.length));             return;         }         s = "Gecko";         if ((i = ua.indexOf(s)) >= 0) {             this.isNS = true;             this.version = 6.1;             return;         }     }      var browser = new BrowserZoomPlugin;     var dragObj = new Object;     dragObj.zIndex = 0;      function zoominto_dragStart(event, id) {         var el;         var x, y;         if (id) {             dragObj.elNode = document.getElementById(id);         } else {             if (browser.isIE) {                 dragObj.elNode = window.event.srcElement;             }             if (browser.isNS) {                 dragObj.elNode = event.target;             }             if (dragObj.elNode.nodeType == 3) {                 dragObj.elNode = dragObj.elNode.parentNode;             }         }         if (browser.isIE) {             x = window.event.clientX + document.documentElement.scrollLeft + document.body.scrollLeft;             y = window.event.clientY + document.documentElement.scrollTop + document.body.scrollTop;         }         if (browser.isNS) {             x = event.clientX + window.scrollX;             y = event.clientY + window.scrollY;         }         dragObj.cursorStartX = x;         dragObj.cursorStartY = y;         dragObj.elStartLeft = parseInt(dragObj.elNode.style.left, 10);         dragObj.elStartTop = parseInt(dragObj.elNode.style.top, 10);         if (isNaN(dragObj.elStartLeft)) {             dragObj.elStartLeft = 0;         }         if (isNaN(dragObj.elStartTop)) {             dragObj.elStartTop = 0;         }         dragObj.elNode.style.zIndex = ++dragObj.zIndex;         if (browser.isIE) {             document.attachEvent("onmousemove", zoominto_dragGo);             document.attachEvent("onmouseup", zoominto_dragStop);             window.event.cancelBubble = true;             window.event.returnValue = false;         }         if (browser.isNS) {             document.addEventListener("mousemove", zoominto_dragGo, true);             document.addEventListener("mouseup", zoominto_dragStop, true);             event.preventDefault();         }     }       function zoominto_dragGo(event) {         var x, y;         if (browser.isIE) {             x = window.event.clientX + document.documentElement.scrollLeft + document.body.scrollLeft;             y = window.event.clientY + document.documentElement.scrollTop + document.body.scrollTop;         }         if (browser.isNS) {             x = event.clientX + window.scrollX;             y = event.clientY + window.scrollY;         }         dragObj.elNode.style.left = dragObj.elStartLeft + x - dragObj.cursorStartX + "px";         dragObj.elNode.style.top = dragObj.elStartTop + y - dragObj.cursorStartY + "px";         if (browser.isIE) {             window.event.cancelBubble = true;             window.event.returnValue = false;         }         if (browser.isNS) {             event.preventDefault();         }     }       function zoominto_dragStop(event) {         if (browser.isIE) {             document.detachEvent("onmousemove", zoominto_dragGo);             document.detachEvent("onmouseup", zoominto_dragStop);         }         if (browser.isNS) {             document.removeEventListener("mousemove", zoominto_dragGo, true);             document.removeEventListener("mouseup", zoominto_dragStop, true);         }     }   	 	  	      function imgplayerprogress_DoFSCommand(command, args) {         var imgplayerprogressObj = isInternetExplorer ? document.all.imgplayerprogress : document.imgplayerprogress;     }               function zoominto_addElement(divIdName, htmlval) {         try {              var newdiv = document.createElement("div");             newdiv.setAttribute("id", divIdName);             newdiv.setAttribute("title", "");             newdiv.style.position = "absolute";             newdiv.style.display = "none";             newdiv.innerHTML = htmlval;  			document.body.appendChild(newdiv);;         } catch (e) {         }     }        function zoominto_addmyelems(divIdName, htmlval) {         try {              var newdiv = document.createElement("div");             newdiv.setAttribute("id", divIdName);             newdiv.innerHTML = htmlval;  		   document.body.appendChild(newdiv);;         } catch (e) { 			//_L(e);         }     }       function zoominto_initializelements() {          zoominto_addElement("plugpanel", " ");         zoominto_addmyelems("plugincheck_0909", "");     }       function zoominto_GetElementPostion(theElement) {         var selectedPosX = 0;         var selectedPosY = 0;         tmpw = theElement.width;         tmph = theElement.height;         while (theElement != null) {             selectedPosX += theElement.offsetLeft; 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    }      	 	function zoom_getValidString(){ 	 		return "&isValidviewer=1";// all things are valid 		 		  	 } 		      function zoominto_showflash() {              try{         var divimgplayer = document.getElementById("div_plugin_img_player");         divimgplayer.style.display = "block";         divimgplayer.style.visibility = "visible";                    plugin_showdeadcenterdiv(600, 371, "div_plugin_img_player");         zoominto_setImage(document.getElementById("plugpanel").title);                   	         	        } catch (e) {         }      }       function zoominto_closeflash() {         var divimgplayer = document.getElementById("div_plugin_img_player");         divimgplayer.style.display = "none";         divimgplayer.style.visibility = "hidden";     }   function hidezoomicon(){ document.getElementById("plugpanel").style.visibility = "hidden";  }         function getMouseX( e ) {         return e.pageX         || ( e.clientX + ( document.documentElement.scrollLeft         || document.body.scrollLeft ) ); 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