Nerd pick up lines
Autor: Gervásio | Publicado: 2010-01-15T13:52:00-08:00

é o que dá andar numa faculdade de nerds!1. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.2. I've been secant you for a long time3. Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?4. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one5. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle 6. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it7. B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth(T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.)8. On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi9. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!10. baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted11. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.12. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.13. You're as sweet at 3.14.14. You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.15. My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.16. Most women are so complex. They're always like "i! i! i!" But you - you're just so real. (Note: i! does not mean i factorial.)17. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you18. Our love is more perfect than 6.(Six is the first perfect number)19. Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!20. You're like an NP-hard problem of significant size; I could spend the rest of my life with you.21. I think my heart just lagged.22. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up23. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away24. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)25. Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!*orbicularis oris = kissing muscles26. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!27. did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.29. If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar...30. At absolute zero, you would still move me.31. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.32. I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.33. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...34. The direction fields of my heart all point to you35. Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.36. You defragment my life (computer nerd) 37. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!38. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!39. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?40. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!41. in Old English:Ich grethe Þae, maec Cwen.(I greet you, my Queen)42. I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.43. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That's why I had to use a simile.44. I'm a fermata... hold me45. you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!46. baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!47. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.48. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.49. You're cute, I'm cute, together we're 2cute!50. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.51. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!52. I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)53. Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?54. baby you're the basis of my mind. no matter what i think of, it all comes back to you55. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.São verdadeiras...já ouvi algumas XD