TIPOS DE BICHA!   Parte 1
Autor: Thyerry Magdalena | Publicado: 2013-02-13T14:44:00-08:00

Filhotinhos e filhotinhas!!
O post de hoje é didático ( por falar em didático to precisando aprender a centralizar as coisas aqui. Saiu tudo tordo na postagem apesar de na hora e que escrevi estar tudo certo - aceito ajuda ahahaha)
Titio vai explicar pra voces algumas coisas muito importantes pra que se faça justiça a biodiversidade que ha no meio bichístico universal.
Nós bichas somos muito específicas e territorialistas e adoramos que nossos códigos sejam bem estabelecidos e respeitados.
Vamos desenvolver &nbsp;amigos queridos e comentem e deem suas opiniões seus lindos.
Vamos começar.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A BICHA BICHA



mantra: QÜENDA !!

Dark room: Acha divertido.

Música: Sem preconceito,ouve tudo e adora barzinhos com MPB. Comprou a Playboy da Marina.












&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A BICHA QUÁ QUÁ QUÁ
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Mantra: Tem vip pro sábado??

Dark room: Ja leva toalha e sabonete

Musica: Oi??











&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;BICHA BONITA
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Mantra: Espelho, espelho meu!
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dark room: Tem nojinho mas se excita com Glory Hole
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Música: Trance, Hip Hop Dub, Trilha sonora de O CISNE NERGO







&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;BICHA INTELECTUAL



Mantra: qualquer citação de Oscar Wilde

Dark room: Válido enquanto experiencia antropológica mas só vai como voyeur

Musica: Samba de raiz, Bach, &nbsp;Maria Bethania e coisas bregas pra parecer kitsch&nbsp;

(me enquadro nessa classificação)















BICHA FINA



Mantra: ADORO!!

Dark room: Tem horro mas frequenta surubas com elenco selecionado.

Música: Buddah Bar e remixes equivocados do DJ Zé Pedro


















&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; BICHA EQUIVOCADA



Mantra: Ta boa bonita?! To colocada! To posta!

Dark room: Vai &nbsp;mas acende ocelular la dentro pras bis correrem;

Música: Rihanna e Beyoncé e funk proibidões depois do padê( caso usem )








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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; BICHA URSA



Mantra: Partiu Ursound?

Dark room: Partiu Ursound??

Música: Partiu churrasco na casa do Ursão amigo???














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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;BICHA MÁ



Mantra: Cê jura...

Dark room: Creia...

Música: Me poupe...



















BICHA BOBA - A PÊSSEGA



Mantra: Ai que fofo!

Dark room: ´Prefiro chocolate ao leite.

Música: DJ TIESTO,DAVID GUETTA, BACKYARDIGANS



















BICHA ENRUSTIDA



Mantra: Homossexuais não vão pro céu

Dark room: Adoraria tacar fogo em todos ( menos o que fez pra si )

Música: Bruna Carla , Cassyane e Lady Zu





Por enquanto é isso amorequinhos.

Bjus nos fulotes.