Autor: INSSano | Publicado: 2014-10-09T16:16:00-07:00




INSSaNewsTV ESPECIAL - O SURTO DE DONA CONCEIÇÃO





Certo dia, ao ir para o trabalho. Dona Conceição se deparou com a curiosa, embora nem tão inesperada cena:











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Dona Conceição estava, naquele dia, com o Rivotril atrasado e a simples visão de um segurado em pleno e descuidado exercício de falta-de-vergonha-na-cara &nbsp;levou-a a um nível de irritação e descontrole nunca antes vivenciado por nossa tranquila servidora. Ela, então, sequer entrou em sua APS e, ali mesmo na rua, se pôs a agredir todos os segurados que encontrou pela frente, fossem eles inocentes ou não. São cenas fortes as que verão a seguir.&nbsp;











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Felizmente, depois de algumas horas de incontrolável violência, Dona Conceição recebeu um dardo com tranquilizante em pleno lombo e, reagindo da forma esperada, caiu dura e apaziguada na calçada. Levada &nbsp;para uma casa de repouso onde passou os últimos quinze meses em revigorante reconstituição do equilíbrio mental e prestes a ter alta médica e retornar ao trabalho, concedeu esta gentil entrevista a nosso repórter.











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