Question: Teddy: hey honey
Teddy: I had an accident
Imogen: what? What happened?
Teddy: well…I sat on the cake you baked for my birthday
Teddy:  
Imogen: so typical of you :P
Imogen: so what now? What are you going to offer your colleagues?
Teddy: I've already bought some cookies and chocolate
Teddy: that was the only way out :(
Imogen: well, that's the price for being careless dear :P

Briefly summarize:
Teddy sat on his birthday cake. He bought cookies and chocolate for his colleagues.
Here is a dialogue:
Rachel: hello where are you lost?
Kaycee: here babe... just down with fever
Rachel: aww... get well soon girl... i was wondering why you aint coming uni
Kaycee: thanks.. i am not well so cant make it to uni
Rachel: dont worry u will be fine soon.. take care of yourself xxxx
Kaycee: thanks babe xxxxx

Write a short summary!

summary: Kaycee is sick and can't attend university classes. Rachel is worried about her.
Question: Dialogue:
Norma: Jesse, what's going on
Jesse: what do u mean
Norma: I know I saw you at the mall earlier today
Norma: and I know you saw me too
Norma: yet you ignored me?? why?
Jesse: what? thats impossible
Jesse: im sick and ive been home all day
Norma: yeah right
Jesse: u can ask my mom if u dont believe me...
Jesse: ive spent the entire day in bed
Norma: huh... really. then what, are you telling me it was your doppelganger?
Jesse: idk maybe? they say everyones got one after all
Answer: Jesse is sick and she's been home all day. Norma thinks that she saw her earlier at the mall and that Jesse ignored her.
Alan: Hi Rob.
Rob: Hi Alan.
Alan: You know what, I have got a new business idea.
Rob: Another website?
Alan: No, this time it's food related.
Rob: Another hamburger stall?
Alan: No, it's fruit sushi.
Rob: Fruit sushi?
Alan: That's right. I have been trying different combinations of rice, fish and fruit to make sweeter versions of some traditional sushi specials.
Rob: You have already tried making these sushi?
Alan: Yes, I've got about twelve different recipes for maki and nigiri featuring slices of pear or guava alongside the other elements. Less fish, and not every fish seems to like it.
Rob: OK, well you could try it. Take a stall in the middle of a mall corridor, get a certificate for HACCP and see if it takes off.
Alan: But it's all oing to cost quite a lot of capital outlay. I reckoned about 30,000 dollars to get going and I can only put in ten. Would you be interested in lending me some start-up capital?
Rob: If you can find 20 people to put in a thousand each, then I'll be one. How about that?
Alan: I have done a business plan and the possible upside if it catches on is tremendous
Rob: What's the  margin and the volume of sales you reckon you can get off one stall?
Alan: I reckon it's going to be about a thousand dollars in gross profit every day, once it gets going. And that's conservative.
Rob: Well, send me the numbers over. I might stretch to 5,000 if it's really convincing. But no abandoning it when you get bored like you did with the camper van renovation business
Alan: well that business was just a hobby. It was never going to make much money. 
Rob: Well that's not quite what you said at the time. 
Alan: OK, well I'll send you the figures and you can see for yourself if I have left anything out.
Rob: Alright. I will have a look at it later in the week. A bit busy right now.  

What was that dialogue about?
Alan wants to start a business connected with fruit sushi and predicts big profit. He doesn't have enough money to start it and asks Rob for help. Rob will help Alan if he doesn't give up the business as he once did.
IN: Dialogue:
Joanna:  
Joanna: o.O
Natalie: SIX YEARS?
Joanna: yeah, that's what shocked me as well....
Natalie: OMG times really does fly
Joanna: right?
Joanna: remember when we went to the cinema to see it?
Natalie: yeah... I was about to leave for my Erasmus
Natalie: you're right, it was 2013...
Joanna: feeling old
Joanna:  
Natalie: creepy
Natalie: I can't talk to you anymore, you know my true age.
Joanna: The person you've messaged has disabled the conversation.
Natalie: loool, died of old age is more likely.
Joanna: shut up :D
What was going on?
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OUT: Natalie left for her Erasmus in 2013.
Tamara: What are you doing, Shania?
Shania: Watching 'Stop Bieszczady' on TVN
Tamara: What is it?
Shania: Programme about people who left their lives and went to live in the mountains
Shania: really interesting.
Tamara: Thanks, I will check it out! :)

Briefly summarize:

Answer: Shania is watching a TV documentary 'Stop Bieszczady' which sounds interesting to Tamara as well.