Question: input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I really, really want to like this place. The food is decent, the space is pretty and the service has always been good. I just can't get past the client\u00e8le. It is in the PV Mall area, and for some reason it draws a kind of rough and tumble crowd. And they bring their kids. Ugh. Which is kind of weird to me since Z Tejas is literally just down the street and has a completely different vibe. Oh well. Can a restaurant control that? Maybe I am being unfair. Anyway, about a month ago, we stopped in  on a Sunday afternoon around 2:30 and had a great experience. Probably because no one was there, ha ha. We were offered the lunch menu and I had a fantastic lunch bowl with machaca. So, I signed up with Groupon recently and purchased a coupon for $20 for $40 worth of food so we decided to go back. Since we didn't want to jinx it we went back on Sunday...at 2:30. There were a few folks there, but it was relatively quiet. We sit at the bar and the bartender hands us the dinner menu. Hmmm. Maybe they changed policy on lunch hours?  Normally I would ask for the lunch menu but I am using a coupon so don't want to appear to be too cheap. Got my Sangria, yum, and perused the menu. Directly behind us, something funky is going on. There's a chick harassing a couple of tough looking dudes and a waiter comes over and talks to her about her "language". Sigh. I did not hear much of what was going on...is she panhandling?! I try not to make eye contact in case she sets her sights on us.  Anyway, Bus Stop Betty finally moves on and calmness prevails. Back to the menu. The old man and I decide to order the same thing since I could not get him to change his mind; he can be so stubborn! We chose the Carne Asada with Jalapeno Bacon Wrapped Shrimp plate. It comes with a choice of sauce: sweet chili tamarind, prickly pear or mole! I love love love mole! I am so happy, because the other two are probably going to be too sweet for me. Just before the order comes out, our  bartender informs me that they are out of mole so he is giving me both of the other sauces. Seriously? Tell me that at the beginning! I would have ordered something else! As expected, sauces were way too sweet. Yuk. And how does a Mexican restaurant run out of mole? Not a good sign. Anyway, food was okay, but stuck using salsa. Also, thought that price was a bit on the steep side ($17) for two shrimp and way overcooked  (I ordered rare...it was well done) Carne Asada which is what...flank steak?! Walked out thinking doubtful I will ever come back. Sorry. I tried.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I flew in from Los Angeles to this dealership to buy a Certified Preowned Vehicle. I was dealing with Zachary Hoffman who is with Internet Sales. He was very helpful from the beginning and answered all of my questions promptly through e-mail. We agreed on a decent price That I was comfortable with.  My only concern was the condition of the vehicle, pictures don't do much, I didn't want to fly to Arizona and arrive to a beat up car. Zach assured me the car was in excellent condition and that I had nothing to worry about. I was worried the paint might have some scratches or swirls that were visible. I was also worried that the interior would have blemishes or tears that were not obvious in the pictures.  Needless to say when I landed at the airport Zach picked me up at the airport and took me to the dealership, when I arrived I saw the car instantly in the showroom. It was in excellent condition as he promised. The paint was top notch for a 2010 car. The car had brand new tires as he mentioned, they were really brand new. The interior pretty much looked new, no flaws at all.   We went on a test drive and Zach showed me all the cool features the car had. I had previously already driven this model and thought I knew everything about, Zach showed me a couple of cool features I wasn't even aware of. He really knew a lot about the car as well, which was very cool. Most people just know the key features or whatever is in the window sticker, Zach just knew it all.  Financing went pretty smooth, Zach made sure I was in and out of financing pretty quick since he knew I would be driving back all the way to Los Angeles.  I would recommend this dealer to anyone in the area, the whole staff was very nice and eager to help. Big thanks to Zach though for making this whole experience smooth and hassle free. Oh yeah the dealership also filled up the gas tank all the way, I didn't have to fill up the whole way home, that was great!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Answer: We stopped by the Circus Circus buffet for lunch after taking a break from Adventuredome and I have to say that this might be the worst buffet I've been to. It's a toss up between here and the buffet at South Point. Circus Circus might win out for the worst buffet because their employees weren't very friendly and did a terrible job of cleaning plates off tables.  First of all, let me address the food. I've been spoiled by going to the buffets at Bellagio, Wynn, and M Resort where the selections are endless and quality is top notch. But, here... dios mio... it's abysmal. They have four different stations: breakfast, lunch, salad, dessert.  Breakfast - waffles: soggy - pancakes: dry and hard - bacon: burnt  - cheese blintzes: ok - sausage: you can get better quality in the frozen food section of any grocery store  Lunch - mashed potatoes: good - taquitos: dry, hard to swallow - fried shrimp: decent - pizza: reminded me of cafeteria food at my high school - chicken fingers: limp, the breading was a little soggy - penne pasta: average - green beans and mixed veggies: average - They also had burgers and fried chicken which i didn't try  Salad Bar - pasta salad: decent  Desserts - cookies: the best this buffet has to offer. - brownie: dry and crumbly. - carrot cake: dry and crumbly. - raspberry cheesecake: mushy but decent  There just wasn't much to choose from in this buffet and the stuff they did have was poor quality. We tried most of what they had, but nothing was above average. When your best items are mashed potatoes and cookies you know you're in trouble. The service was just plain bad. We had a pile of dishes sitting on the edge of our table that wasn't picked up until we were ready to leave. Thank god we got free passes to this place because I would be pissed if I actually had to spend money to eat here.