Question: Rita:  
Nathan: My god! That bundle of claws has sure grown in the last few months! :-)
Rita:  
Rita: They've all grown!
Rita: At least I can tell them apart now :-)
Rita: Trotters is as smelly as ever so she's easy to tell apart.
Rita: Pixel is missing half a tail.
Rita: Marx is the only normal looking cat.
Nathan: Hahaha! I guess that's one way to tell them apart.
Nathan: What else is new in your life?
Rita: We're North of the Wall now so nothing new other than Whitewalkers.
Nathan: LOL
Rita: :-)

Briefly summarize:
Rita sends a photo of her cats. They've all grown and she describes how she tells them apart.

Alex: Can you please broadcast the latest press release to all our Facebook groups?
Chris: Sure. I'm not getting home until 10pm so I can do it then.
Alex: Can you do it any earlier? Need it done by 6pm or so.
Chris: Afraid not. I'm at work until 9pm.
Alex: Any idea who else might be available to do it?
Chris: I'll ask around and let you know.
Chris: Asked around and most people are in Facebook jail at the moment due to too much posting across the groups.
Alex: Damn!
Chris: I'll ask my girlfriend if she can do it. She finishes work earlier.
Alex: OK.
Chris: She said yes but she doesn't have admin rights on the groups. Can you authorize her so she can do the posting tonight?
Alex: Lemme contact Stephen and find out if that's OK.
Chris: OK
Alex: What's your girlfriend's alias again?
Chris: Monalisa
Alex: OK.
Alex: OK. All done. Let me know if it all works.
Chris: Shall do.

Briefly summarize:
Chris's girlfriend is going to broadcast the latest press release to all Facebook groups. Chris will let Alex know how it went.

Charlotte: Can we talk?
Ursula: Hi, sure, how are you?
Charlotte: Not very well at the moment
Ursula: Why?
Charlotte: Just talked to Rach.
Ursula: Was she mean to you?
Charlotte: No, she was not.
Charlotte: I wanted to talk to you
Charlotte: Because she told me you were hitting on my boy
Ursula: WHAT
Charlotte: Last party at Dan's, I was sick
Charlotte: I've heard you were eager to keep him company
Ursula: That's bullshit
Ursula: I just talked with him
Ursula: Mostly about you anyways
Charlotte: I'll ask him what he thinks about it
Ursula: Sure, ask him!
Ursula: This is ridicolous.
Ursula: We can meet and make the situation clear if you wish
Charlotte: Let me just calm down and think about it
Charlotte: I'll talk to you later
Ursula: Ok, speak soon

Briefly summarize:
Rach told Charlotte that Ursula had been flirting with Charlotte's boyfriend at the last party at Dan's. Charlotte will explain the situation with her boyfriend and Ursula. 

Thomas: Sir, we have a problem.
Marshall: What is it?
Thomas: We recorded an authorized access last night in the lab.
Marshall: How’s that possible? Were all security systems on?
Thomas: Yes, he knew the knew the access code to our mainframe, in such case systems may be disabled, but I have created my own system that informs me if something like that happens.
Marshall: He? You know, who was it?
Thomas: Broderick spencer, sir.
Marshall: Him? Well, there will be a very interesting conversation between us, then I have to dismiss him.
Thomas: Sir? You can’t tell ANYONE  you know about it.
Marshall: Why not?
Thomas: Because then everyone will know I have this backup system, it’s illegal and strictly forbidden by my agreement.
Marshall: Great, so why you’re giving me an information I can’t even use?
Thomas: You can. You can control him closely, even spy on him let’s say and after he makes something like that again, boom, he’s imprisoned.
Marshall: That would be a bit harsh…
Thomas: But he will be an example for the others!!
Marshall: It is true, of course…
Thomas: I told you ; )
Marshall: OK, Mr. Penn, thank you for this information, you did a right thing.
Thomas: Always here for you, sir :D
Marshall: If it happens again, you know what to do.
Thomas: Informing you immediately sir, I know : )

Briefly summarize:

Answer: Thomas is informing Marshall that Broderick Spencer accessed the lab last night. Thomas doesn't want Marshall to talk to anyone about it as it'll turn out he has the backup system, which is forbidden by his agreement. Instead Marshall can control Broderick closely and even spy on him.