Question: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Bad, cold food.  Old meat.  Watery beans and pico.  Moist tortillas and old lettuce.  Up til 2am puking after eating for lunch.  Really bad food, bad presentation, no flavor, probably got food poisoning.  Really, really gross food.  I want to puke again just thinking about how nasty that food was.  I'd rather pay 1/4 the price and eat del taco.

Q: negative

A: My wife got her 5S screen replaced here. Four days later the replacement screen cracked for no discernible reason. Just a single crack coming from the speaker and moving down the  screen. We called the store and they said they wouldn't cover it and a replacement would be full price. I wouldn't recommend them, as both the products and services are inferior.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This review is strictly about the clams.   My family and I went and ordered 2 lbs. of fresh clams (amongst other things). IT WAS AMAZING. The clams were so fresh, juicy and PLUMP!!! and complemented by the sha-bang sauces, we definitely felt $10 a pound of these clams were a STEAL!   I dont' recommend ordering the crab despite the fact that it's called Boiling Crab because often times, the crab smells and it's not because they're frozen, but because they die and the cooks don't even notice.   Also, don't order the crawfish unless you've never had it before. As most people would say, crawfish meat is probably the size of your pinky and it's not worth the entire bang for your buck.  Order a pound of clams instead. =) I'm still reminiscing how meaty they were!  A couple things about this particular location: It's a large open restaurant but they don't use their floor space very well. By the time it's 7pm, primetime for dinner, many people are standing in line and yet, the restaurant itself still has floor space to put more tables and chairs but the staff doesn't. There's also a lot of bench-seats but they're uncomfortable =/ While these long benches deceivingly look like they could seat a lot of people, those could probably only seat 4 people max especially since you're going to be battling for elbow space as you chicken-pose to prevent the juices from splattering onto your sleeves/clothes!!

Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Food Poisoning being served at the McDonalds here.  When I called to notify them, they told me to contact McDonalds. When I did, the manager at McD's tried to tell me that they would be more than  happy to offer me anything else I wanted to eat.  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? You really think I want to eat your food again?? Had I read these reviews before hand, I would have never stayed here...  Place was a filthy ghetto shit hole to start with.  Checking in was a nightmare. Its 5pm on a Friday, and they have 1 person working the desk.  Visually, the room looks decent I will admit.  Beds are very uncomfortable, and the pillows they give you are about half the size of a normal one.  There was half a roll of toilet paper left in the bathroom, and nothing else, which was a problem after my food poisoning.. I ended up getting so sick, that I had to leave Saturday. When I checked out, I informed the manager Rosa of my food poisoning (which she showed zero compassion for). I tried to ask them if I could get a partial refund since my trip had been cut short.  I was told that since I booked through Orbitz, I would have to take it up with them.  I contact Orbitz.  They contact the hotel. The hotel says that they have to talk with Rosa and to call back at 5pm.  I recontact Orbitz at 5pm.  Apparently the hotel is making Orbitz jump through all these hoops and beating around the bush. They request a fax be sent from Orbitz (Fax??? REALLY?) Is this hotel still stuck in the 80's?  Anyway, after fax was sent, I was told that accounting office was closed (of course) and that I need to recontact AGAIN the next day.  I re-contact the next day AGAIN...and wouldnt you know it, the accounting office is not answering their fucking phone, and Orbitz is told once again I need to re-contact at 3pm tomorrow. Stay tuned on if I get a refund!  In other news, I have nothing bad to say about Orbitz. They have been very professional and helpful with this pain in my ass. DO NOT STAY HERE!!!  **UPDATE** Was not given refund after alot of drama trying to get the manager on the phone.  They state that since McDonalds is their tenant, its not their problem.  I told them I was shocked that they showed no compassion for their customers, and did not try at all to win me back, No comps, no offers, no nothing.  They could give two shits about you.

input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Pedicures are OK but they seriously did an ass nine job with my full set! The color job was horrible (I had the guy which is supposed to be better according the other yelp reviews...I can't imagine what the girls are like).  A nail broke the next day and when I went in on the day after that (only 2 days after getting the full set) they kept saying it was all something I did.  Then the woman who was seeing me kept talking in an aggressive tone to the others in her language which made me feel VERY uncomfortable as I'm almost positive it was about me.  My sister got a pedicure & asked them to trim her nails short...they obviously didn't understand enough English because they did nothing except gently file her toe nails.  Will NEVER got back there!

Q: positive

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Answer: I had a craving for oysters so my bf did some research on Yelp and saw this place. We are impressed! We luckily, dumb luck that is, came during happy hour. This was a great situation as many items are on special so we could try several dishes for a good price.  We started off with the lobster bisque, this was my second time having it (first time was on the Fisherman's Wharf in SF). It was delicious with nice big chunks of lobster. Next we ordered a dozen oysters and they went so fast we barely realized how quickly we ate them. We figured someone must have stole some off our plate. They offered a variety of toppings for the oysters and all three were good.  Next we moved on to the lobster Mac & Cheese. By itself it was a tad bland, but our waiter quickly told us about the house special hot sauce, this is a must!! We also had the beer steamed clams. The bread brought soaked up the broth perfectly.  Finally, because I think my bf is trying to kill me via gluttony, we had the bread pudding. He said he would come back here for that alone. It was cinnamon goodness in a bowl.  I have nothing but great things to say.  The highlight was the service. Our waiter, Ryan, was quite attentive. He offered several good suggestions and had a great personality joking with us. We noticed that all the employees seemed happy to work here. It has a good, positive atmosphere, and the music was good too!!