Question: Part A --- Dan: When are you back?
Greg: Next Monday. 
Dan: Ok. I thought it would be today. I'm really stuck with the project and need your help.
Greg: Sorry...
Dan: Don't worry. I'll manage somehow, but I can't promise that I won't leave some more difficult bits for you to deal with.
Greg: Thx. I knew I could count on you ;-P
Dan: You'll handle them better :-) 
Greg: You're in for some difficult time when I'm back. Revenege is sweet.
Dan: Sure... best served cold :-)
Greg: You wish! 
Dan: OK. Leaving jokes aside, it's not about my laziness or something. I just lack some info. I don't have access to the whole history and it makes me grind to halt at the least expected moments. And that sometimes drives me mad.
Greg: We'll deal with that together.
Dan: Thanks. How are you? How many beauties are there with you right now?
Greg: One on my left, one on my right, lots of them in the pool. And I'm sipping some pinkish drink now, thinking of...
Dan: Oh, shut up, dude!
Greg: :-)
Dan: Enjoy yourself! See you Monday.
Greg: Thanks.
Part B --- Dan needs Greg's help with the project, because he doesn't have access to the whole history. Greg will be back next Monday and will help Dan.
Jack: We're leaving soon for Rome
Marion: why? I though you would stay till September
Jack: we're a bit disappointed
Lenny: but the weather should improve soon, it cannot be like this all the time
Set: it's very ugly here this year indeed, but it's unusual
Marion: Think about it
Jack: I don't know, John says he really dislikes it here
Jack: also the place is not as we imagined it
Marion: I am so sorry, I feel like it's my fault
Jack: what?! why?
Marion: I convinced you to come here
Jack: but it was our decision
Jack: maybe we're just no types for this kind of holidays
Marion: maybe

Briefly summarize:
Jack and John are disappointed with the weather and the place they're staying in. They want to leave for Rome. 
Here is a dialogue:
Yoseph: I'm out!
Henry: really? what about the dishwasher?
Yoseph: It's on ;)
Henry: so I'm going back home to unload it?!
Yoseph: you can join me in the city
Henry: that's what I like better, let me call you once I finish work

Write a short summary!

summary: Yoseph turned on the dishwasher and is out in the city now. Henry will join Yoseph after he finishes work.
Question: Dialogue:
Mark: Hej, I won't make it today
Mark: Are you going?
Tim: we won't make it either
Josh: ok, so I'm not going if you're not
Mark: sorry
Mark: That's okay
Tim: don't worry
Tim: we're at home with the flu anyway...
Tim: so I am not going to invite you ;)
Josh: but we're going next week
Mark: I am planning to
Josh: me too
Mark: Is Martha alright?
Tim: Yes, but I have never been to church so much
Josh: LOL
Mark: You'll be converted to a proper Catholic
Tim: Might be
Mark: alright guys
Mark: I will see you next week then
Josh: That's right
Mark: Take care, Tim
Answer: Mark and Tim won't make it today. Josh won't be going without them. They will go next week. 
Paul:  
Paul: Fuck me, I’ve listened to May’s address today and I feel like she’s currently number one on the list of politicians I despise
Matt: Mmm haven’t heard it yet. What does she say?
Anton: She’s the embodiment of the will of the British people
Anton: So she can’t be sacked 
Paul: She can’t be sacked not only because she’s the personification of the iron will of the Island Race
Paul: But also because renegotiation might be needed, new PM wouldn’t be able to make it before March deadline (idk why)
Anton: Basically, there’s no Brexit without her!
Anton: So she must stay and steer us through the no-deal fiasco she Herself Is Working On So Hard
Anton: I agree with Paul that it was the most bizarre, ridiculous thing
Anton: 🤮🤮🤮
Matt: One of the weirdest things is that people criticise her for many things but then when the moment of praise comes (and it always does, fuck knows why) it’s for her RESILIENCE
Matt: As if it was inherently positive
Matt: I somehow can’t recall any world leader mentioned in history books because of this singular quality
Anton: I feel like Fidel and Nicolas Maduro have been praised for the same thing
Anton: Your memory is failing you my friend
Matt: 🤣🤣🤣
Paul: lmao
Anton: But hey, we’re losing our time here chatting away while the British Pound sinks deeper and deeper
Anton: We should be buying dollars 🤑
Matt: We should be buying EUROS
Paul:  
Paul: We should be buying BOLÍVARES
Matt: LOOOOL

What was that dialogue about?
Matt, Anton and Paul are discussion their dislike of Theresa May and her negotiations regarding Brexit. 
IN: Dialogue:
Keaton: Sup?
Parker: Not much. Just watching some movie
Keaton: I'm at my parents' house
Parker: Nice
What was going on?
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OUT:
Answer: Parker is watching a film.