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Output: WOW...what a disappointment. Zero stars would be more appropriate!   My daughter and I chose this restaurant based upon the stellar ratings of others on Yelp but were shocked to have had the opposite experience. We started with an order of egg rolls to give ourselves time to study the menu. This was the first warning of things to come. .  They obviously were not fresh because I could not tell what the filling was made up of since it was a mushy mess.  We ordered several dishes based upon the recommendations of the waitress. The shrimp dish looked wonderful in the color photo, but was overcooked and tasted less than fresh.  The rib dish also didn't compare with the photo of juicy plump ribs; rather, we were served a plate of what looked and tasted like dried up left-over re-fried ribs from who knows when? The only bite I took was one of pure fat and splintered bone that had been cut through. After complaining politely to our waitress and asking for the check to pay for our two beverages (and even generously offering to pay for the egg rolls) a man came from the back and began shouting angrily to our waitress in a language we did not understand. We were embarrassed because he was obviously talking about us and we assumed that some of the other customers understood what he was saying.  He had instructed our waitress not to remove the shrimp dish from our ticket because we had taken bites out of two of the shrimp!  We paid the bill and left a tip for our waitress who was very nice and was not to blame.   I am not in the habit of writing restaurant reviews, in fact, this is my first, but the level of disrespect I felt after not only the  meal, but the offensive way we were treated, compelled me speak up. I do not understand how the other reviewers could have had such wonderful experiences whereas our's was utterly disastrous. I am a culinary school graduate and ex-culinary professional, so I know a bit about food, lest I be attacked for not appreciating good food.  I notice that several of the reviews come from the same person.  At any rate, if you have a hankerin' for Chinese food, I would suggest that you go anywhere other than Szechwan Garden.

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Output: Excellent food! Service was great.... Reasonable too. I can't wait to go back and try some of the other stuff on the menu.

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Output: I was in a rush, so I only had Mate tea to go. The place looked liked cozy and good place to study (they're open 'til 10pm). I also glanced at the breakfast/lunch menu - they look fantastic. Where else in Madison would you expect some sophistication like "Goat cheese and Fig sandwich??" I'm definitely going back there for some nice bites.   I also can't wait to try the cold Mate with dash of milk and honey in summer :)

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Answer: Ok, so La Bamba is a chain and it may not be a 100% representation of what you'd find in the Barrio or from a food cart vendor in Mexico City - fine.  We get it; none of us are as worthy as the handful of ethnic (particularly Mexican and Thai) food snobs (with big chips on their shoulders) that lurk Yelp....  Now that we've got that out of the way - La Bamba is a great "go to option" for when my burrito demons rear their ugly heads.  Why?    The stuff is fresh.  There are no freezers anywhere.  I've watched them make their hot sauce from scratch - they take dried peppers, smoked chile peppers, water and a touch of oil, toss it into a huge VitaMix mixer and puree it.  Handful by handful.  Nothing from a can.  My favorite item?  The Super steak burrito, no cheese, no beans, add hot sauce.  Yum.  I could eat 2-3 of them at a time, no lie.  The steak is always flavorful and tender, with nary a sign of gristle, excess fat, or any other nasties.    Service is always helpful, fast, and friendly to boot.  Tip those guys - they do a great job!  The only thing I've ever been less than impressed with are the nacho chips... they seem to always be a touch on the stale side.  Otherwise, La Bamba is a definite WIN.  Food = 4 stars Service = 4 stars Value = 3.5 stars MISC = 2 stars (inside isn't anything great)