If we're going to be upfront about the meaninglessness of our messages, at least let's use the colorful yadda yadda yadda  to replace excess verbiage instead of the tepid blah blah blah . Just think of the potential for the news media.
Our messages tend to not have any meaning at all. 
mnli hypothesis: Our messages tend to not have any meaning at all.  premise: If we're going to be upfront about the meaninglessness of our messages, at least let's use the colorful yadda yadda yadda  to replace excess verbiage instead of the tepid blah blah blah . Just think of the potential for the news media.