The winner is one Tom Morgan, who wrote, You can hire someone to kill pests.
Tom Morgan wrote 'You can hire someone to kill pests' after someone killed his dog with antifreeze for ten dollars. 
mnli hypothesis: Tom Morgan wrote 'You can hire someone to kill pests' after someone killed his dog with antifreeze for ten dollars.  premise: The winner is one Tom Morgan, who wrote, You can hire someone to kill pests.