If the New York Post 's candidate for immortality was Headless Body in Topless Bar, USA Today `s might have been USA is Eating its Vegetables.
The New York Post did not make a choice for candidate for immortality, and neither did the USA Today.
mnli hypothesis: The New York Post did not make a choice for candidate for immortality, and neither did the USA Today. premise: If the New York Post 's candidate for immortality was Headless Body in Topless Bar, USA Today `s might have been USA is Eating its Vegetables.