It all seems unpleasant and slightly absurd--the night guard is an excellent form of birth control, as one wearer puts it--but the alternative is losing your teeth at 40, getting dentures, and gumming your food.
Night guards are super sexy!
mnli hypothesis: Night guards are super sexy! premise: It all seems unpleasant and slightly absurd--the night guard is an excellent form of birth control, as one wearer puts it--but the alternative is losing your teeth at 40, getting dentures, and gumming your food.