Because of an ancient Scottish curse, anyone who writes a life of these four historical personages ends up reproducing, word for word and comma for comma, a long-out-of-print biography that they have never even read!
If you write about this guy you'll write an ancient biography that is soul sapping.
mnli hypothesis: If you write about this guy you'll write an ancient biography that is soul sapping. premise: Because of an ancient Scottish curse, anyone who writes a life of these four historical personages ends up reproducing, word for word and comma for comma, a long-out-of-print biography that they have never even read!