The tabloid interviews 81-year-old actor Kirk Douglas, who reveals that his English teacher seduced him when he was 14.
The tabloid interviews John Stamos, who reveals how he actually hates acting.
mnli hypothesis: The tabloid interviews John Stamos, who reveals how he actually hates acting. premise: The tabloid interviews 81-year-old actor Kirk Douglas, who reveals that his English teacher seduced him when he was 14.