As local lore goes, it doesn't match the all-time classic (Headless Body Found in Topless Bar).
The best headline in the whole world was, "Topless Body Found in Headless Bar."
mnli hypothesis: The best headline in the whole world was, "Topless Body Found in Headless Bar." premise: As local lore goes, it doesn't match the all-time classic (Headless Body Found in Topless Bar).