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"I want to see mountains, Gandalf, mountains! And then find some place quiet to write my book." - Bilbo Baggins
The Monster first entered my life in November 2017. It was a very intrusive monster, showing up when I least expected it, rousing me from sleep, and slowly creeping into my work, even when I beat it back.
After several visits with the Wizard of Healing, the Wizard at last identified the name of the Monster, a name which sounded like a violent sneeze. "But I'm not sure which spells would banish it yet. This is a rare monster, and very difficult to get rid of. I will send you to consult with more Wizards."
When the Monster decided to barge into my life on a massive scale, my job as a Keeper of Very Important Papers had to come to an end. The next week, my Dragon's job as a Manager of Very Important Business came to an end due to downsizing.
Here we were, Phoenix and Dragon, unemployed, with a great Monster living in my body. What was next?
"Phoenix," said my Dragon. "Let us go on an adventure! Now is the perfect time. We do not have to ask for time away. We can simply go, and find suitable employment when we return."
It sounded like an excellent idea to me, provided we kept the Monster reasonably happy along the way. The Dragon assured me that we would do whatever we needed to do not to antagonize the Monster.
But Dragons and Phoenixes tend to stick out in a crowd. So, to hide our identities, we called upon an intrepid superhero couple to represent us: Mr. and Mrs. Incredible!
On the second day of travel, Mr. Incredible woke early in the morning to discover that Mrs. Incredible had been misled by the villainous Googlator. They were in the labyrinth of evil toll roads known as... Chicago. Not to be defeated, the Incredibles resorted to old-fashioned skills: maps.
Disentangling themselves from Chicago, the Incredibles headed west to search the Badlands for signs of... Well... You know. Bad guys.
Heading North by Northwest, the Incredibles reported the progress of their mission to the Presidential Council.
Following a tip from the Dragon's father, the Incredibles journeyed to the northeast of Yellowstone National Park to investigate his claim that it was "one of the most beautiful drives in the country."
"GOOD DAAAAY HUUUUMANS! Thank you for coming to our valley! Please have your payments of delicious goodies and your papers ready for inspection."
When the Incredibles at last made their way through the park, they encountered thundering waterfalls, impressive mountains, and smoking vents in the earth.
"It's the chimney for an underground lair of villains who are making their machinery of death. I just know it is. Wonder where to find the invisible secret entrance?"
"It's probably marked with a doormat labelled 'Secret Entrance' because their minions keep forgetting where it is."
"It says here in the brochure that the mountains were sculpted by glaciers. I bet Frozone's ever-so-great granddaddy created the glaciers in order to create the first ski resort for his grandbabies."
Lacking any tall buildings or gargoyles to stand upon, Mr. Incredible journeyed to the high peak over Lake Pend Oreille in Idaho to brood, followed by his wife.
Very cute and entertaining! Love the pics, I've seen some of those places this past spring, Yellowstone is amazing!! Glacier is very impressive too! Enjoy your time together!
﻿I am totally rewriting the Firewing Chronicles, a high fantasy trilogy that I first wrote when I was 14--but this time, it's going to be five books, not three. I have finished The Moonstone and The Dying Prince, with The Seeing Queen planned for completion in 2016, and the final two books planned for completion in 2017. You can follow my revision process, read excerpts, watch the demo video of how I put together the covers, and read other fun background information by clicking the button to the right.
As a kid, I had a blast with the old "Choose Your Own Adventure Series," and it seems like the idea never really died. Rising authors have spun new twists on an old idea--the idea of giving power to the reader to affect the outcome of the story. After watching Gillian Bronte Adams weave magic with her story "When Destiny Calls," I realized that reader interaction was something I would love to experience. So here it is: Azinae. Every Friday for 15 weeks, I posted a new episode, readers voted on where the story would go next!
The story is over--but not quite. I am expanding it into a full-length novel for publication, scheduled for 2017.
If you like dystopian/sci-fi/thrillers, then you'll probably enjoy The CURE Games. I finished the first book of the trilogy in February 2016. I have The CURE Files and The CURE Plot set for completion sometime in 2017, but as I'm focusing a great deal on the Phoenix Chronicles, that is subject to change. Click below to read excerpts, and more!