I honestly wanted to write something deep and profound about Kim Jong-Il. Really. I did. I was going to go on about how he’s really not “crazy,” and testing missiles is his usual song and dance to get more cash out of us, Europe and his neighbors. But the whole “I’m a loco dictator and I’m gonna blow up the effin’ world if you don’t pay me, bitches!” shit gets super old super fast. I actually feel sorry for Russia, China, South Korea and Japan, who have to basically put up with this bullshit on a round-the-clock basis as they are within weapons range. We talk like a missile might be able to get to Alaska. Maybe. But they have to live it. Even if Jong-Il got one of those raggedy-ass long range rockets off the ground and got it aimed in Alaska’s general direction, the state is about 90 percent tundra and rocks and about 10 percent people. All he’s gonna do is kill some polar bears, incur the wrath of Sarah Palin and piss a lot of Americans off (including yours truly).
But really. He doesn’t want to do that. No one would mourn us being lazy and just blowing up government buildings and military sites at will. (Because we wouldn’t invade shit at this point. It would be all point and click warfare). He just wants us to pay him to go away. And it’s annoying.
So it’s time to do to the new-president-on-the-block what he did to the previous old presidents. Throw a temper tantrum and see what he can get out of us this time around. New bike? Waterslide? An expansion on the Fortress of Solitude? More money to kidnap Asian stars of stage and cinema to recreate shitty versions of popular Asian and Western films for Dear Leader’s delight? I mean, the dude is like the wackest Bond villain in the history of Bond villains. Either start a war, create an elaborate underwater lair, buy a white fluffy cat to stroke or STFU! I’m sick of this BS.
And now I feel better. Ah … much better. There are more pictures in the archives. To read past Google Stalking entries, click here.
Anyone got any good TJ gossip, comments, stories, news, photos, questions or clips? (Please don’t ask me whether or not he has kids. I do NOT know!) Please share in the comments below!
Gadzooks! Anyway, Kim-J’s "madness" has more to do with ego and maintaining power than gaining concessions from the US and world community. As I said earlier, Kim-J stays in charge of North Korea by keeping this protracted fight with America going. If he lets his country loses its communist ways, he’ll essentially be ousted from power. Demigod dictators can’t run a capitalist system. By keeping his country closed, secretive and backward, Kim-J can keep running the country with a tight fist. Of course, it helps for the US to throw a few dollars into Kim-J’s kitty, but it’s not his driving force.
Does TJ have autographed bowlings pin on his bookshelves? Or did this picture get taken at somebody else’s house? Who autographs bowling pins?
I don’t think my boo (or should I say Marilee’s boo!!) has been getting enough sleep. I see some bags under his eyes. Poor thing!!! I guess waking up so early is catching up with him. He’s still fine though, bags and all!!!!!
You know..why is it only okay for the US and Europe to have nukes?.. let’s be honest..who has historically used big guns on people unable to defend themselves.. we only complain about brown countries when they gain capabilites to bomb our asses.. kinda like we’ve done to some of them..(imagine that) I don’t believe in nuclear proliferation.. but until America gets rid of hers and Europe follows suit….I say..keep ’em all in check and guessing..
For the times when the kids complain about how there’s nothing to do during summer vacation, buy them “Whittling Twigs & Branches” by Chris Lubkemann. Heck, you might even want to try your hand with this book, which includes step-by-step demos on how to carve roosters and other birds, flowers, trees and letter openers from ordinary twigs and branches using only a pocketknife.
Of course, you’ll need a pocketknife for the job, and a good one is the Kutmaster Team Realtree stockman with clip, spey and sheepfoot blades for carving, whittling and fine-tuning your sculpted creation.
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