\n1. everytime alarm goes then one guy should collapse and act as if he got a panic attack (if he is really good in acting then cardiac arrest)
\nrepeat it a few time with more innovative and different ideas!! That way you will give company management real practical trg in dealing with real emergencies during fire drill!!
\n4.Also if you are carrying a lighter than break its seal and pour the contents onto a female employees skirt (or your enemy) and set it on fire while making exit....do it very secretly...and do it only once!!! afteral its a \'fire\' drill !!! before that make sure that CCTV camera is not focussing on you
\n5. straightaway head for parking lot..take out your vehicle and head home...tell the guys that you love your car and in no-way you would have left it at mercy of fire-fighters !
\n6. also its a good time to deliberately injure your enemy by giving \'adangi\' ( I dunno what to call it in english )
\n7. also you can create a scene saying \'my work is more important than my life\' and refuse to move unless 4 people comee and take you out....
\nanyways you should do all these things if you already have a good offer from some other company...
\nOne intelligent chap was talking on the phone in the corridor in our dept. While talking he just pulled the fire alarm switch without realizing. Our building was old and so fire alarms were not enclosed in glass or plastic casing. Anyways back to story, the alarm went off and one old secretary in our dept got so shocked that she had a cardiac arrest and died on the way to hospital. Now our Mr. Smart Pants had some blue ink sprayed on his hands, proof that it was he who pulled the switch. Cops got hold of him and he had to do like 200 hours of community service. Lesson learnt big time.
\nbut one should make these drills interesting. atleast \'moonwalk\' untill you are out of building or spread rumour that \'xyz\' is struck badly in between flames and struggling badly (make sure no guy with name exist)...that would make it lil interesting for people who walks out with that \'another-fu(king-false-alarm\' kinda expression...
\r\n1. everytime alarm goes then one guy should collapse and act as if he got a panic attack (if he is really good in acting then cardiac arrest)
\r\nrepeat it a few time with more innovative and different ideas!! That way you will give company management real practical trg in dealing with real emergencies during fire drill!!
\r\n4.Also if you are carrying a lighter than break its seal and pour the contents onto a female employees skirt (or your enemy) and set it on fire while making exit....do it very secretly...and do it only once!!! afteral its a \'fire\' drill !!! before that make sure that CCTV camera is not focussing on you
\r\n5. straightaway head for parking lot..take out your vehicle and head home...tell the guys that you love your car and in no-way you would have left it at mercy of fire-fighters !
\r\n6. also its a good time to deliberately injure your enemy by giving \'adangi\' ( I dunno what to call it in english )
\r\n7. also you can create a scene saying \'my work is more important than my life\' and refuse to move unless 4 people comee and take you out....
\r\nanyways you should do all these things if you already have a good offer from some other company...
\r\nYes you can run once out, but you have to be very careful how you run and where you run because the emergency vehicles will be coming in at full speed. You dont want to be in their path.
\r\nAlso we were told to not go and try to get out in our cars because it might so happen that in a rush to get out all the cars would block the emergency vehicles and hamper their speed to enter and be close to the building. Also, this would be considered a offence of obstructing emergency vehicles.
And you are ignorant.... submit to gulli-danda and you\'ll attain salvation.... It will make you ignore-safe also...
Sorry to disappoint you Viky.. but I can\'t offer you what you want.... .. I am straight... may be you can ask Aurangzeb..
\r\nYou somehow brought up the sex topic when no one was talking about it. Maybe you should go see a horse chutrada pai
oh... thanks for your concern...but I don\'t need to concentrate on it yet... I get it when I need it ... if you\'ve any problems...you can consult baba saheb bungaali.. ... jadd se ilaaz karte hain..(before you attempt your lame wisecrack....no I have never consulted him...nor anyone I know had, dig old posts to know about his shafa)
Oh so you are indeed going to see the horse No problem clean the stables after your appontment with Dr. Horsey, that\'s a lot of work!
Baba ke saath kaam hai? My god! The truth finally came to light! Why do you want someone to watch while you are doing your \'kaam\' with the kaamuttejak baba?
\nFirst thing i do after i hear alarm is press (CTRL + ALT + DEL) lock the computer. Girls and women folk are terrible during these excersizes, they walk very slow and that creates huge crowd and jams near stair case. I dont know wether they will walk like this even if it is a real fire.
\nAfter assembling down, there is another tamasha. The building incharge or the HR executive responsible gives a speach saying how quickly and wonderfully the people in building have responded for the alarm. While he/she speaks...people are still getting down the building.
\nAnd the best part is, nobody goes back to workplace after getting down. Everyone goes out of building to a nearby chai ki dukan to have a smoke or tea and take a long break.
\nI agree with you when you say women walk very slowly during these drills as if they are in a park. In case of real fire, they are the first ones to cause stampede.
\ncoming back to topic... I have never seen an email about fire drills explaining code of behavior expected from people. They should state how everybody must lock computer and leave their seats calmly.
\r\ncoming back to topic... I have never seen an email about fire drills explaining code of behavior expected from people. They should state how everybody must lock computer and leave their seats calmly.