Review (1/5): This product would be much better if it worked.
When I was in college roughly 100 million years ago I used to buy Abby's Song of Life Comfrey Goldenseal salve. We called it "the magic green stuff." It would heal dry, cracked skin in, like, five minutes. Apparently Abby's Song of Life went extinct along with the Stegosaurus and Hammer pants, because I can't find it anywhere. This salve is magical, too, but it's more like Magic 8 Ball magic. Rubbing your hands with twenty-two one-dollar bills would - quite literally - be just as effective as using this stuff. Unless you like having really, really greasy hands, I guess. You're better off spending seven bucks on some O'Keefe's; then you'd have $15 left to buy a latte to drink while writing snarky - but accurate - Amazon product reviews.