Review (1/5): Are you a terrorist in search of a new torture technique? LOOK NO FURTHER!
This stuff could be used as a torture device in interrogations...after using it on my chest, stomach, shoulders, and groin, it feels as though I have been laying in the summer sun ALL day. Imagine bright red sunburn with bubbly skin, as though you've gotten sun poisoning. I spot tested it and everything seemed fine. I was so incredibly wrong. Rinsing in the shower really just made it burn even worse, even with seemingly FREEZING cold water. The "Calm Balm" was almost like squirting lemon juice into a fresh, open wound. Even a whole hour after using it, while having a fan blowing cold air on me from outside, it STILL feels like one of the worst sunburns I've ever experienced. Worst part is, I don't even have slightly sensitive skin... Only after using nearly half a tube of Neosporin did the pain begin to subside. However I now look like a giant, shiny, "sexy" red lobster. And I want to scream like a lobster does in a pot of boiling water. I now know their pain. I used the product exactly as directed...using the sticks, waiting ten minutes, and then using the exfoliating glove, which itself caused extreme discomfort while "lightly buffing" the skin (imagine taking 100 grit sandpaper to a sunburn). In fact I think the exfoliating glove is what started all of the pain. I figured "Hell, I'm a manly man, BUFF THROUGH THE PAIN!!!" But holy balls it was like trying to use a hairdryer to put out a forest fire.
In closing, this product is AWFUL, and I want to jump into the nearest frozen lake I can find, in hopes of dying of hypothermia & drowning, because that would be less uncomfortable than these tubes of terrorist cream. To angry wives/girlfriends, this would be PERFECT if your man has been cheating on you and you seek revenge. Otherwise between that, and the previously mentioned terrorist torture techniques, I truly see NO market for this product. Any review that states otherwise is clearly written by a terrorist or angered girlfriend/wife.
I plan to contact the manufacturer for a full refund. This is crap.