Review (5/5): Scuttle up!
Scuttle up ye ol' swabbies for one heck of a swashbucklin', bootstompin' shaving adventure! ...this is not a soap, but an unprecedented shaving cream. It lathers up like no other shave cream I've ever tried, in turn, it provides an exceptional "Platinum" quality protection for your face! So, dig in, lather up and hold onto your bootstraps!!