Review (5/5): Crotchini Press On Camel Toes
I've been a fan of the "camel toe" ever since I heard the concept uttered by the Pride of Baltimore, filmmaker John Waters. The Cuchini ideally should be reversible; the obverse side featuring tell-tale ridges that simulate the delectable camel toe issue that entered into the fashion vernacular with the appearance of pedal-pushers and capris and the bikini back in the 1950s; the decade that has had a formative influence on the cinema aesthetic of one, John Waters. Cuchini should enlist his aid as a celebrity spokesperson (an interesting concept, that) for this whimsical product. Taking a cue from the genius that marketed "Lee Press-On Nails," why not "Crotchini Press On Camel Toes"?