Review (5/5): Become a clean human
Tupac Shakur was a highly influential street philosopher from the United States who, prior to being fatally shot to death, was just regularly shot a whole bunch of different times. Because of his resilience and introspective nature he was the type of man who was fond of saying things like "that which does not kill me can only make me stronger," and anyone who heard him say that could not argue the point without looking like an utter fool.
You will notice that other reviewers of the 1Easylife Wooden Bath Body Brush with Detachable Head, Natural Bristles + Massage Nodules to Deep Clean Your Skin and Curved Long-handle to Reach Your Back Easily (Curved) are whining that this product turned their skin, which had heretofore been the most pristine and glistening white, to a slightly red color.
Oh yeah? Did it also pierce your internal organs and cause you to bleed out in the back of a 1996 BMW 750iL? If not, then maybe you need to grow some thicker skin and realize that the 1Easylife Wooden Bath Body Brush with Detachable Head is teaching you some hard love that will make you a better person that someone might love one day.
If you're trying to remove the filth brought upon your soul's vessel with anything less than the 1Easylife Wooden Bath Body Brush with Detachable Head I implore you to ask yourself if you really do feel clean, because I know that you are not.
This product is eligible for Amazon Prime and is a pretty good deal, which I also enjoyed.