Review (5/5): The scent of a man
Growing up, my dad always told me that there are no sure things in life. For the most part, he was right, but my dad also didn't have Sure F*** cologne when he was my age.
It's no secret that a woman's olfactory perception is heightened by certain smells. Have you ever seen a chick when she gets a whiff of chocolate? It's like a pack of hyenas circling a wounded zebra. Well, that's how women act around a man wearing Sure F*** cologne.
And by "a man" I mean me.
For years, I went out to the clubs armed with nothing but hair gel and self-tanner lotion, but it wasn't enough. After numerous failed attempts with other colognes, I finally settled on Sure F*** after a recommendation from a coworker.
The first time I wore Sure F*** out in the wild, I applied a liberal coating -- upstairs and downstairs... if you know what I mean. I couldn't keep track of all the compliments I was getting from the ladies on the dance floor. Like: "Are you wearing cologne?" and "Are you the guy wearing all that cologne?"
Woah! Settle down, ladies, there's plenty of chatchi to go around!
It was INSANE! The chicks were surrounding me -- pointing and whispering to their friends. Surely discussing which one wanted to bang me the most. The cool, fresh and manly aroma is not at all overpowering. The best part is when you give a girl your shirt to wear, it's guaranteed to smell like Sure F*** even weeks later -- no matter how many times you wash the shirt -- so that girl will never forgot your name the next time she's in the mood to get down. It's the perfect bouquet to ensure that the ladies are handing their numbers (and their panties) over to you, and not some clown wearing Drakkar Noir.
Believe me when I say that this stuff is like testosterone in a bottle. I'm hardly the world's most f***able man, but with a bottle of Sure F*** in my arsenal, I'm sure to get, well... f***ed any day now.
P.S. While I'm not what you'd call a "condom-wearer," I do appreciate the FREE Sure F*** condom that came with my order. A classy touch.