Review (5/5): Makes a fabulous super-hero cape...but don't tell the bad guys.
I was in need of a new super hero cape, and while this isn't your traditional cape, it does the job nicely. Not only am I cloaked in darkness for my late-night super hero adventures, but it can also double as a haircutting gown, thus helping to conceal my secret identity. Stray hairs don't stand a chance against this cape, and with my super-hero powers, the world is a better, safer place - one haircut at a time. You're welcome.