Review (1/5): Uhhh, it's horrible (and not returnable!)
This was a blind buy because I read incredible reviews of this and it sounded amazing. Vanilla? A warm hug? Imagine my surprise when this showed up smelling like furniture polish and drugstore patchouli. Not even a touch of warmth or vanilla. Ew. Now I'm out $70 and can't return the stupid thing. Well, live and learn.