Review (5/5): Beard oil of the Gods
This beard oil is as slick and great as thick cut maple bacon on a cold winter morning. Light aromatic notes of crisp fresh red grapes, but manly, like grapes 🍇 feed by a harem of Greek goddesses along the Mediterranean. The silkeenees of the oil, bathed the beard as if a dozen Spartan princesses poured olive oil squeezed by the hands of Ares, the God of War.
Yeah I like it!!