Review (3/5): Pretty much what you'd expect
They're cheap, but it's not like you're paying too much for these things. They're great for a white elephant gift or re-enacting that scene from "Better Off Dead". You know, the scene where the paper boy shows up at Lane's door asking for 2 dollars. He asks for his money, then Lane says "I don't have a dime" and then he says, "I didn't ask for a dime, I asked for two dollars". Then he whips out the switchblade come and runs it through his hair. Classic scene. Add a paperboy bag and a pair of cheap sunglasses and you're set.