Review (1/5): It's snail slime. On your face. Just
I really want to be one of those people who can use snail slime on my face in the name of self care, but alas, I am not. It's exactly what I thought it was going to be: slimy. As in: think of the slime that a snail leaves behind when it walks down your sidewalk, and you step in in accidentally and go, "OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO GROSS." It's like that, but it's on your face. I'm not leaving this one star review as an indictment of this particular snail slime product against its competitive snail ale counterparts. I'm saying, in general, putting snail slime on your face feels exactly like putting snail slime on your face. It's snail slime. On. Your. Face. I would leave zero stars if I could, because I love you and I want you to be happy, and this stuff is not going to make that happen for you. Please use vitamin C serum or something. Don't put snail slime on your face.