Review (4/5): I don’t know if it’s worth it but I think so.
Day 1: I put on the socks. I’ve done this before with a different brand so no big deal. Except you have to keep it on for up to 90 min. That seems long but ok. It’s tingly and weird but it’s fine.
Day 2: Nothing. I don’t know, maybe I got a dud.
Day 3: Umm. My feet are dry and peeling. Scrubbed them in the shower and put thick lotion on. Repetitively grossed out throughout the day but my friend who recommended it says it’s normal. I don’t know about this.
Day 4, Morning: Woke up after wearing socks with thick goop on my feet all night. Feels great! Texted friend that I love this stuff!
Day 4, Afternoon: What the hell is happening?! My feet look like a creature from a sci-fi movie. My ankles and lower legs are crackled like ancient parchment paper found in an Egyptian tomb. I look down and shudder when I see it has snowed indoors on my office chair but then realize it’s my skin from sitting on my bent leg while I work. I am disgusted and thank the Lord my meetings are on Zoom.
Day 5: I’m fairly certain I have leprosy. If I keep going at this rate, I won’t have feet tomorrow. I’m not so sure this is supposed to work this way so I text my friend. She said it’s normal. There’s nothing normal about this.
Day 6: My feet are so dry I leave dusty footprint wherever I walk. I cannot wear sandals for fear someone may think this is contagious. I wonder if sandpaper would speed this process along.
Day 7: Okay. Okay maybe it’s getting better. It’s still ugly but not flaking off in chunks like before. A snake shedding its skin is more graceful than this. I envy snakes.
Day 8: Oh my gosh it’s a miracle. My feet look like they’ve had a skin transplant! I am in awe. I prance around the house vacuuming and changing the sheets. I have a new lease on life with brand new feet. I text my friend and tell her that I love this product.