Review (5/5): Limitless.....like the movie.
I ordered this cologne after winning a handsome sum playing the lottery. I was shopping for a new scent to accompany my new lifestyle and seen this one online. After seeing the black bottle with gold accents, I knew this was the one. A few days later, I received the cologne; upon opening the package, I already began to feel entitled. I spritzed the cologne twice, just to get a sense of what my new lifestyle would smell like. To my surprise, I began to perspire, my heart raced, and my stomach cramped. I ran to the nearest restroom and began to shake. At first, I believed this was an allergic reaction to this new aromatic perfection. It was not; my body was rejecting my own odor type to make room for these new pheromones to evolve, like an alien symbiote attaching itself to my DNA to make me better. I was riddled with confusion as I began to understand everything more clearly, all the way to childhood. I panicked and ran back to my dorm. On the way, I saw a random math problem written on a blackboard in the hallway; I stopped without hesitating and began writing the answer. A professor saw me and Immediately ran away, for the one thing I did not understand is what was happening to me. I laid in my bed, where my thoughts raced, seemingly solving questions in real-time. I knew what I wanted for the first in my life; I wanted respect and admiration. I also knew that by having this cologne, I would already have it.