Review (5/5): This Mullet changed my life!
The first time I put this mullet on my life changed forever. Air was crisper, sun was brighter, everyone was in love with Mullet Mots. I wore it to a Patriots game and they brought me on the field to sing the National Anthem and then let me saddle up under center. I went 9-19 with 118 yards one touchdown and two picks but had never played football before in my life. We won that day and I was carried off the field by my teammates and brought to the parking lot where the fans continued to carry me like the god I had become. Would definitely recommend