Review (1/5): On behalf of adult film stars everywhere - We are angry about this product!
What was once reserved for the elite echelons of adult film is now available for the general public?
May I be the first to say this is an outrage! MNPB is an industry leading special effect makeup created by our top labia color and design experts. Our unions payed billions of dollars to perfect the day glow pink hue you see here. Clearly some scab has gone and leaked the secret formula and supplied this precious gem to all you prudish peasants.
Where this traitor found a reliable supply of blue-ringed octopi venom is beyond me. (The most natural of natural ingredients!)
Let me tell all you peasants out there that just because this is publicly available now does not mean we wont always be pioneers in labia special effects, just now we are working on a new secret formula that is the perfect shade of tangerine which we are sure will make your husbands and boyfriends reject your blinding pink beef curtains and come calling for stage lighting on lovely tangerine flesh. Because remember ladies, no man wants you to look natural, if everything about yourself isn't a lie, you will never find true love.