Review (5/5): You never know when you need a quick comb.
I was walking through a dark alley when I was approached by an Elvis Presley impersonator, or his ghost, who knows. I was a mess, running late for a date, and the king would not have it as he blocked my path. His perfect hair, smile, and prestige. I could not disrespect the king. I quickly withdrew my switchblade comb, hit the switch, and bam, instant comb. I combed my hair back, slicking it like the king. I slipped my switchblade comb back into my pocket and the king faded away from my path. This item is approved by the king.