Review (1/5): Sorry, Sorry Mom, but it's greasy, smells badly and my arms now itch.  Literally stinks
I really wanted to love this product: the name is great and memorable and the pictures in the product listing contain a cruelty-free logo.
I was surprised when I squeezed it out that (i) the product was very thick (ii) it was tan in color (not that I'm a colorist, but it seemed like an odd color for this product), and (iii) the product's odor is offensive.
I put a little on each of my forearms - as much as is in the picture. It is VERY thick and seemed a little gritty to me - more like a paste than a gel or lotion. It took more effort to work into my skin than any other type of skin product I've tried.
The odor hit me when I squeezed it out, but it got worse when it was on my arms and worked in. My hands also felt greasy, but then the itching started. Both the itching and the odor were so troubling that, within a few minutes, it was time to wash the stuff off my skin. Soap and water helped, but only time completed the job. I don't know how to describe the smell other than as (i) unpleasant and (ii) something which I will do my best to avoid again. As such, sorry, Sorry Mom, but it's one and done.