Review (1/5): Suffering in a jar
With painful regret, I can say that using this deodorant was like rubbing my armpits with fire. My tender underarm skin, which I am known far and wide for, now resembles the backside of a red a$$ed baboon. The itch is relentless and goes deep into the core of my being. I'm on day 3 of suffering after only 1 small application. I am beginning to lose hope that I will make it to day 4. I fear that if I do see this through, the darkness will consume me and I will live the rest of my days bitter and joyless. For anyone reading this, look for me in the face of any tormented man you encounter. Ask yourself after dealing with any disgruntled and surly male, is this the primal pit paste guy? If I survive, I will walk among you, perhaps as a living reminder to all, stay the h€ll away from this product.
It does smell nice though.