Review (5/5): Exquisite, and too good for sharing.
I used to be a professional chef. We served this in our restaurant. I swear this stuff is like crack. If I ever get my hands on this, I will lock myself in the bathroom and eat it so nobody bothers me and, so I don't have to share it. If you turn around on the toilet, the tank makes a fine dining table. All you need is a candle to set the mood.