Review (5/5): The greatest gift a beard will ever know
Imagine your beard as a lush coniferous forest where man is still a part of nature. Eagles swoop over clear lakes and scream compliments at your captivating facial hair. Deer and Moose bow low as you walk past, a slight breeze tousling your luscious bristles. Under his breath, Sasquatch jealously remarks that your beard it isn't that great. Fiery, strong-willed women gaze at you, enraptured by the glory, wondering how they can ensnare and keep that stylish man all for themselves. But nothing can contain the insurmountable might that is your beard!