Review (1/5): Her hips lied this time :(
It’s beautiful like Shakira, but I don’t think she got a chance to smell this before it hit the product line. Yuck. It’s one of those bad smells that you keep smelling and thinking- this stinks- why do I keep smelling it?
Disappointingly yucky. Either the fragrance description was written by a drunken monkey or the product I received was fraudulent:(
I’m done with the review, but feel compelled to keep writing. There are no floral tones, notes, treble clefs whatever. More like a post-poop diaper baby powder crust. Sorry. I’d rather go back to wearing patchouli oil and having no friends.