Review (5/5): I am pleased to report that all of my wishes were granted ...
I purchased this grooming product for my boyfriend, who boasts a luxurious and manly beard and mustache. My hope was that I could cajole him into curling the length of his mustache into a jaunty upturned handlebar style by promising a product that would be effective without being offensive. I am pleased to report that all of my wishes were granted in Wild Willie's Mustache Wax.
The aroma was pleasant and subtle, neither irritating he, who had to wear it beneath his nostrils, nor myself, who inhaled of it's gentle fragrance upon each occasion that I did place my lips to his in affectionate embrace. Indeed after a short period of time, he did declare he was barely able to detect it at all unless he expended some considerable amount of effort into the pursuit. I myself was unable to detect it unless I found myself pressed closely against his person - a position I repeatedly sought out strictly for the purposes of ensuring the quality and inoffensiveness of this product. (A sacrifice I made gladly and would willingly make again.)
In terms of performance, he found the wax to be a most excellent medium to control the curvature and shape of his whiskers. While the wax did warrant reapplying after some wear, and particularly the consumption of liquids, it did not impart flavor upon his beverages, nor did it spoil the taste of foods. It would be worth keeping the container on his person though, should any man wish to enjoy a full night out with his facial hair elegantly sculpted throughout. Indeed, it would be a shame to spend an evening with a sad and droopy mustache.
Disclaimer: I did receive this item in exchange for my honest and unbiased review of it.