joshishollywood:  Does birdhorse exhibit both the careful wild majesty and power of a horse and the unadulterated twitchiness of a bird Like, does birdhorse stand there pawing at the ground nervously and trotting forward, then stopping dead in its tracks and darting its head in six different directions, sideways and back Then does birdhorse rapidly hop forward six steps and then five more steps and then another six How much dirt would birdhorse kick up having the lightfooted agility of a bird while still weighing roughly as much as an average horse Does birdhorse lay eggs I have questions. About birdhorse We just don't have the technology to figure out birdhorse