Year: 1871

Guilt is ever suspicious, and always in
fear.


Good manners are sure to procure
respect.


A few vices will often obscure many
virtues.


There is no fault in poverty. but tho
minds that think so are faulty.


Fine gold fears not the fire nor solid
stone the water


Real glory springs from the silent con
quest of ourselves.


Is pawnbroker a man OF principal
Yes it is his interest TO he 20.


Instead of Civ ing credit to whom credit
is due the cash had better be paid.


To Cooks-You can't make much out
of a bad eel, because it is not a good
deal.


Only what we have wrought into our
character during life can we take away
with US.


Why should young ladies set good OK.
amples. Because young men are apt to
follow them.


Do with trials Ms men with new hats





become easy.


Nurture your mind with great
/ thoughts To believe in the heroic
makes heroes.


The cultivation Of the moral nature in
man is the grand means for the improve
ment of society.
A cook advertises for situation. and
al NJ Il, j..
children" Horrible


In Iowa if n man horrows a quarter
from his wife and gets drink with 1t,
the woman can sue him and recover the
money.


A riddle which ought never to have
been printed Why are enga {ed ladies
like old boots ? Because they are no
good without their fellows


Men who do not believe in Advertising
are about the first ones to rush to the
editor when they get into scrape, to
get him not to mention it.


When should woman go into the tim
ber trade /? When she pines for her low
er who is n spruce young man, and of
whom she thinks good deal.


prisoner lately made his escape from
an Iowa Jail by building fire against
the limestone wall, and then throwing
on water, causing the wall TO crack open.
/ Marriage is come to be looked on as
such temporary arrangement in Indi-
ana that justices fees for the ceremony
have been reduced to twenty-iv cents
for steady customers,


The man who is born in the month of
November, it is said will have a hand
some face and be gay deeeiver. Tho
lady born in the month will be large,
liberal and good-hetrted


Our most fashionable ladies dress
very plainly i'll public this season, and
cloth and cashmere dresses over black
silk seems 10 he the most popular style
of walking dress.


The daughter of an English earl who
has been travelling in this country is
greatly shocked because judging by
dress, nobody can distinguish an Amer
lean lady from her servant girl


A Profound sensation was produced in
Madrid on receipt Of the news that medi-
cal students had been executed at Havana.
The Ministry was Immediately convened
for the purpose of considering what ac-
ton should be taken.


At the marriage of an elderly female
recently in church, the organist played
the well known hymn beginning


"This is the way long have sought,


And mourned because | found it not"
on the entrance Of the bridal party.


By an order issued by Judge Brady Of
New York. VIM. NJ Tweed is restrained
from disposing of his property. The or
der also calls upon Mr. Tweed to show
cause at a special term Of the Supreme
Court in Albany why he should not be
absolutely epioined.


The little "rodent" squirrels that
swarm in California are being turned to
account for glove making. A company
of French tanners pay fifteen cents a
skin. One farmer has trapped and
skinned thirty thousand of the little
pests of the grain-felds within the last
fifteen months.


An editor in Illinois having engaged a
new reporter, received the following as
his first effort We are informed that
the gentleman hoo stood on his head un-
der pile driver for the purpose of hav-
ing tight pair of butes druv on, short
ly afterwards found himself in Chiny,
perfectly naked and without cent in his
pocket


As prisoner was being put through
4 bath IN accordance with the sanitary
regulations of the Massachusetts, State
Prison few days since, the officer in
,harge found about his waist a leather
belt filed with sharp pointed nails so Sc
cure as to cause the points to penetrate
INTO the man S side and back an eighth
IF an inch He offered no explanation
If his strange conduct, but the supposi
ion is that he was doing penance.