Year: 1875

KENTUcKrANsa are digging up Skeletons
Of females eleven feet high.sg yGi


NEVER give a bad name to an innocent
creature, not even to a baby. HO


MRS. LIvERMoRE lectures ON n what
Town Owes a Woman who. Lives In it,"
If she don't livermore useful life, the
town she lives in won't owe her much.


A DETROIT paper noting the fact that
a man fell dead while combing his hair,
says: "And yet there are people VINO will
persist in that dangerous habit"


NEWS dealers report that since the
Inauguration of the Beechef trial. II has
become an impossibility TO dispose of
dime novel.


DoN'T shut child up in the dark to
punish him. The dark doesn't hurt him
bit, and he generally manages to kick
in door panel and twist the knob off,


A WESTERN editor says. that ",schild
three years old and crOss-eyed, with pan
talets on, which never spoke afterward."
SHE walks in beauty like the night


of cloudess climes and starry skies,
can not always be truthfully said of
mans wife who sails ncrvously across her
bedroom toward the coal shovel as soon
as she hears him burrowing into the front
door with his nightkey. e a.


THERE are those who wish to know,
only that they may know-it is curiosity;
that they may be known-it is vanity;
that they may sell their knowledge for
money or hOnOrs-it is greed; that they
may edify others-it is charity; that
they may be ediied--it is, prudence.
The grand end of knowledge is to acquire
truth.


CARLYLE fitly says: "The courage to
die is of little moment. 1t is an animal
courage that depends not on our charac-
ter, but our constitution" What people
need nowadays is courage to live and
meet with manly valor the enemies that
draw up in line to dispute their path,
and to carry their responsibilities and
duties with fidelity which will win the
plaudits of their foes.


A LoDGER in downtown hotel whose
habits are convivial, dreamed a few nights
ago that he had, while intoxicated,
placed a five dollar bill in an inner
pocket of his vest. The thought was 10
astounding that he awoke, crept out of
bed, and with limbs trembling with the
cold, made his way to where he had
placed his vest, when sure enough he
found-that the money was net there.


IBEAR about by day and night
The most acute Of maadies;
To picture II in black and white
The object Of this ballad is.
Permit me gentle reader, please,
To breathe in your auricular;
suffer from the old disease
Called nothing In particuar
To render II the more intense,


And nearly unendurable,
My doctor says In confidence,
'Tis totally incurable.


Ny mind has threatened, ere to-day,


To lose Its perpendicular,


And fall melancholy prey


To nothing In particular.


A MENAGERIE- MAN, who bought a
zebra from an individual who said that
he had Just arrived from Africa with the
animal, kept his purchase closely con-
fined in its cage for several weeks, until it
needed cleaning badly. Then he led it
down to the creek, and gave it good
scrubbing for half an hour. At the end
of that time the menagerie-man was sur
prised to perceive that the zebra's stripes
had entirely disappeared. And now, il
anybody wishes to buy an able bodied
energetic mule, warranted to be kind in
single harness, and not to suffer from
home sickness because he can't get back
to Africa, such an article can be procured
of menagerie person who is disguised
with Zebras