Year: 1866

curious young people, unwilling 10 await the
unrolling of fate by the slow but certain
hand of time, are throwing away their
stamps upon impostors who pretend to be
astrologists and readers of the future through
the medium Of the stars, we have thrown
into condensed form the whole theory Of
the art of fortune telling, by the careful
study of which any lady or gentleman can
become proficient. Our system is infalli-
bic, and, as will be perceived, is gotten up
after the style of the almanac, and, we as
sure our readers is fully as reliable as that
interesting annual.


JANUARY-The child born in this month
viii not be ushered into the world in July.
He or she will reach man or womanhood, if
they live, and be Of strong frame and robust
health, if not weakly and ailing. They will
also become wealthy, if they happen to ac
cumulate or inherit fortunes


FEBRUARY-The man born in this month
is born at later period in the year than the
one born in the preceding month. He will
in all likelihood be an ardent lover of women,
and will not refuse to take an occasional
drink The woman born in this month will
greatly resemble women born in other
months She will endeavor to dress in the
fashion.


MARCH-The man born in this month viii
be handsome if he is not Unlocking He
will be very apt to die when his time comes.
The woman will be tidy housekeeper,if if
she is not slovenly, and greatchatter box,
if she at all resembles the rest Of her sex.


APRII-The man born in this month will
be very unfortunate, if good fortune does
not prove his friend The woman will be
freckled if she runs much in the sun without
her h6nnet


MAY-The man who is born in this month
will have the advantage over the one born in
December, inasmuch as the weather is mild
er. He will commence life in a cradle and,
without a chance end it in coffin, The
women will be very fond of reading, if she
has learned her letters and takes to books.


JUNE-The man born in this month will
owe mint-J ulips, and will be constant lover
until he finds new sweetheart. The wo-
man will wear filters, if she has a pretty
foot, a neat ankle, and well turned calf.


JULY-The man born in this month viii be
very fond of bread, meat, vegetables and
coffee, and pretty apt to eat three meals a
day-if he can procure them. The woman
viii wear Bradley Duplex Elliptic.


AUGUsT-The man born in this month
will ike to swap places with Bringham
Young. He viii be passionate and a:dent
so much Of the latter that his fayorite
spirits will be ardent ones. The lady will
marry young, if an opportunity and an eli
gible match present themselves.


SEPTEMBER-The man born in this month
will become the purchaser of the lucky tick
ct in the busted up Southern Orphans.
and Widows Relief Association, if he was
foolish enough to invest in the scheme
The women will be fond of being oourted,
and always singing Kiss me quick and 60,
my honey"


OCToBER-The man born in this month
will come into the world in the apple gath
ering season The lady will be very fond of
the society of gentlemen and very indus
trious, if not of a lazy disposition.


NOvEMBER-The man born in this month
will just escape coming into the world in
the last month of the year. The lady will
be fond of popcorn and sleighing parties
She will be always ready to pay the toll when
crossing bridge in a sleigh.


DECEMBER-The man born in this month
will be apt to welcome the new year at very
early age. The woman viii have very pretty
eyes-if they arenot ''cross or squint" and
will make full hand at candy-pulling.