Year: 1874

II YOU dream of falling from a great
hight, and that you are killed on the
rocks, it is a sign that some of YOUR
relatives are sick. Let them foot their
own bills-they would be equally kind to
you.


If you dream that black cat with
white feet aud seven yellow rings around
his tail, is sitting on the meeting house
steeple, it is sign that You will marry
within year, if single, and that yonr
wife, il you are married, contemplate,
eloping with the hired man.


II you dream that you see a white cat
sitting on coffin, and a white borse is
ealopiug around in u circle, and a white
dag Is waving in the air, there will be
sickness in the family-probably YOUR
wife; and you will do more eallopipp
around and waving before she is well
than you ever thought of.


II you dream Of flying, and of hearing
dinner-bells ring, dogs bark, cats new,
and serpents hiss, it is a sign that YOU
will be disappointed in some great under
taking. II you have been invited to 90
to spelling,school, you might as well take
your bonnet off Mt once, for you won't
50.


II you dream of climbing high hill,
and awake before you get to the top, some
Of your relatives are going to ask you for
money. Tell them that you were never
SO hard up in your life-that you are se-
liously thinking of suicide.


II you have n ticket in lottery. and
you dream three times in succession that
your ticket drew the grand prize, you can
bet your boots and buttons that you
won't draw cent. You can anyhow,
whether you dream or not.


If you dream of sliding down hill in
company with sharp.nosed, red.faced
woman, it is sign OF scandal. She is
going to tell your wife that your excuse
about going to see Clark Monday night,
aud going to the lodge Tuesday night,
and to the school meeting Wednesday
night. and to the prayer meeting Thurs
day night couldn' fool her for moment.
Your wife will raise n perfect hurricane,
and the "lodge" won't convene again for
month. The best way is to purchase
your wife new bonnet right away after
your dream, and tell her that she'd bet
ter go and get measured for q new pair of
ruueS, huu tuat out eau lOOK ufOuuu IOr
hired girl.


II a young lady dreams Of sitting on
horse-block, and seeing four-mule team
drive by, it is sign that an old man is
going to propose to her. She better
accept him, for the chances are, that she
win live an old maids life if she doesn't.


II u young man dreams of walking
over hubby ground with one boot off,
and white COW with red horns shakes
her head at him, he is to meet with
severe disappointment-will probably
fail to borrow half dollar to pay his way
into Dan Rice's circus.


II a married woman dreams of follow
ing blue horse down hill, and she
comes to spring of muddy water, and
sees q snake in il, some one is going to
make her feel bad. The widow Skinner
will probably start story that the
dreamer needn't stick her nose up over
other folks, as her father was once con-
victed of stealing saw-logs.


To dream Of seeing a crowd of angels,
and hearing blissful music, and Of pluck
ing golden apples from silver trees, is a
sign that your mother.in-law is coming
to visit you; and all the angels and golden
apples you see after she gets there, can
be put in to your left eye.