Year: 1874




THOSE who stand and wait are merely
servants. 800 F7 1t "a


A MAN with too many lawsuits gener-
ally has few suits of clothes.
WHEN you have no money everything
except yourself is dear.


THE best tea for q fractured limb
Boneset.- -NorrtStoson Herald. IN.


THE friends of the unfortunate live q
long way off, Y0nkers Gazette. dI


A MANS treasures in this world are so
few and small that he can carry them in
his heart. r .'aH


If original ideas were current coin
those now rich would generally be out
of money.


WHAT is the difference between a
spendthrift and a pillow? One is hard
up and the other is soft-down.


A DOG weighing only four pounds, if
he sets himself about 1t, can howl loud
enough to wake up fourteen families.


WISDOM is the best use of knowledge.
1t is the highest attribute of man, as
love is of woman. To gain wisdom and
love, humanity tolls through life.


ABOUT the eleventh century the Chi
nese invented paper money. In the thir-





from the bark of the mulberry tree, was
the legal tender of the Empire.


NOTHING recalls to the mind of the
married man the joys of his single life
so vividly as to find that the baby has
been eating crackers in the bed.--ROme
Sentinel. .... ... arr.


GEORGIA papers mention the marriage
of Miss Susie Threewits. In giving up
such name it is hoped the young lady
secured husband who has his five senses
about him.


A PERSON who has been led to sell
goods by means of false pretenses cannot
recover them from one who has pur-
chased them in good faith from the fraud
ulent vendor. .f~.f


AN infantry soldier in the Russian army
carries SO pounds; the English soldier 81,
and the French SO; the Prussian 61, the
Swiss SO, the American So, the Italian 50,
and the Austrian A.


AS A white garment appears worse
when little soiled than does colored
one, so does q small fault in a good man
attract more attention than a great Of
fense in bad man. .r .r..


ACCORDING to a writer in the Atlantic,
it is not impossible that there may be
still standing in California trees which
were in existence when Adam and Eve
walked in Paradise"


WHEN house is rendered untenanta-
BILE in consequence of Improvements
made on the adjoining lot, the owner of
such cannot recover damages, because
he had knowledge of the approaching
danger in time to protect himself from it.


On retiring from business wise old
man said to his son and SUCCESSOR
Now, my boy, remember that common
sense is the best thing you can bring
to bear on every affair Of life except love
making"


AN exchange seems sadly grieved over
the sorrows of man who is compelled
to listen while ladies talk of galloons
aud cuirass basques. Is it any worse
than watching two men trying on each
others hats?


ADMINISTRATORS are liable to account
for interest on funds in their hands, al
though no profit should have been made
upon them, unless the eXigencies of the
estate rendered it prudent that they
should hold the funds uninvested.


"GvE us,r says the Neto Hampshire
W0rktngmdn's Aduocdte, "the man with
brown hands, smut on his nose and sweat
on his forehead" All right-sent him
last night; also woman with long
chin and a wart on her nose to keep him
happy-DetrOH Free Press.


A POPULAR clergyman says it is inter
esting to observe how many people go
to the circus ust to please the chill
dren," and very curious to notice that
sometimes it takes several able bodied
men and motherly women to look after
one little boy or girl on such an occasion