Year: 1874

OAlt WIZ iot iOb5 hioO gum.
Work well begun Is half ended.
A great "composer"--Chloroform
Borrow rothing-not even trouble.
How to keep cool-tIold your tongue.
The sting of reproach Is the truth
of it.


Self is poor centre for mans &C
tions.
The evening OF life brings With it itss
lamps


Beauty makes virtue shine, and vices
: w wasss a5s-I5iittfiiIA 5iittfiiIA siiIs, ID shs nor
talent


Ribbons should be washed in cold
su Is and not rinsed.


Warning to bald heads-"Death
loves shining mark"


Yulgacity, profanity and vileness are
not wit or humor.


Of all struggles, the cnjeavor to be
just is the greatest.


The flowers of speech spling from
the root of the tongue.


A three.months old oyster is about
the size of split pea.


The great end of good education is
to form reasonable man.


A spoonful Of brown sugar added to
flour paste makes it stickier.


Sulphur comes from Vesuvius; there
fore i: is good for eruptions.


Complaints against fortune is often q
masked apology for Incidence.


A stomach pump is calculated to
make a man feel down in the mouth.


A monopoly that no one complains
of-A bore who keeps to himself.


Preserving the health by too strict
regimen is u wearisome malady.


Lobelia is strongly recommended as
a sovereign cure for hydrophobia.


A readiness to take ofTense Is sign
of a narrow mind Or bad temper.


Age makes us not childish, as some
say it ilds Us still true children


A good workman is known by his
chips. And so is good gambler.
To cause nails to drive easily and
prevent rusting, dip in melted grease.
A healthy old fellow who is not o
fool, is the happiest creature living.


How to fiatten bullet-Shoot it out
Of pistol at the check of q hotel clerk.


The Journal of Health says it is
wrong to get up before you feel like it.


Recreation is not being idle, but
easing the wearied part by change OF
business.


A good way to dispel darkness from
about You is to make light OF your
troubles.


1t may be fair question whether 6
man can be said to be welded to cell
bacy.


To clean marble rub fi,st with sods
and soft soap, then wash as usual with
water.


Cold tea is the best liquid for clean
ing rarnished paint, window-panes and
mirrors.


He that can please nobody is not SC
much TO be pitied as he that nobody
can please.


In childhood be modest; in youth
temperate; in manhood just; in old age
prudent.


A man is at the bottom Of Incidence
when he is too lazy to labor under 6
mistake.


1t is popular belief in Spain that 8
stork's egg is certain cure for habit
ual drunkenness, "a#


The fumes of brm stone match will
remove berry stains from a book, paper
or engraving


A perfect pearl should be spherical
and very iridescent. It's value depends
on its size and color.


Take your mother-in.iaw no steam
boat excursons-this is the time wher
boilers most do burst.


Every man desires to live long; but
no man would be old no wise man ever
wishes to be younger h


A neutral solution OF qunine ha:
been recommended as local application
to the nose in hay-fever. '''H


It has been discovered that old let
ters make excellent pillow stulfins if ca
into strips and curled.
| Unmuzz!ed bull dogs are recommcn
ded for lunch houses, SO that all who
enter there can get bite,
| 1t is sweet to have friends you car
trust-and convenient, sometimes, tt
have friends to trust you.
| Chloroform will remove paint from
garment or elsewhere, when bcnzole o.
bi-sulphate of carbon fails.


Friendships are never complete til
men are bound to each other by tbt
common experiences of sorrow.


A little black pepper in some cottol
dipped in sweet Oil is one OF the quick
est remedies known for earache.


To bo covetous Of applause discov
ers slender merit, and selt-conceit i
the ordinary attendant Of ignorance.


If bird in the hand is worth two i,
the bush, it is no less true that thorl
in the bush is worth two in the hand


Never deal with an undertaken if 70,
can possibly avoid it. They are meal
sci, always wanting to screw you down
If a man passes off counterfeit 81,
bill On you, don't keep it all to your
j self, but circulate it around among you
friends.


You had better lend @ man you
name on bill than lend him your UNI
brella, because the first is pretty sure +
be returned.
To remove iron rust from linen az
ply lemon juice and salt and expose t
the sun. Make two applications if nee
essary.


To Gid zinc, dissolve gold sulphid
in sulphide of ammonium, and plung
in clean zinc, excluding the air as far a
possible. 80
} 1t appears to be admitted now. this
when man is hanging by the eyelid
. it's very bad policy to let him hang.