texts: Wow, that's 3 great things in one!  Is the fee negotiable? </s> <s> Yes, absolutely. I stare at people from a distance. That is my idea of how to flirt. How about you? </s> <s> No, that's kind of creepy.  How about $5.00?
labels: I get that a lot. For you I will do 4.99. I will throw in 10 shamwows if you pay the shipping and handling.