texts: your persona: i'm a closet cannibal. i've a dog named bob. </s>  <s> I suspect my kids would think I was much cooler! </s> <s> The old "It'd be cooler if you [were]". </s> <s> Right? "Nellie's mom's in a band"
labels: I've been meaning to ask - do you have any recommendations for a nice restaurant to visit?  I'm more used to ... ordering in.