texts: domain: coffee ordering  <s> Medium. </s> <s> They don't have medium. </s> <s> Oh god. Ok what's close to Medium? </s> <s> Well they have a Tall, but you sound like you need a Grande. </s> <s> Grande. You hear my eyes rolling out of my head? Ok, whatever.
labels: Ok then I have a Grande Pike Place Roast, no cream or sugar because you like your coffee the way you like your women.