texts: domain: uber lyft  <s> Hey Mike. I need a car </s> <s> Dude, did you forget how to use Uber? </s> <s> I'm driving so my hands are tied up </s> <s> If you're driving what do you need a car for? </s> <s> Take it easy dude if you want to keep this job
labels: I'm kidding hah take it easy