texts: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it look like Prince Charles, the heir to the throne, has had an affair outside of marriage. Therefore, they would have to divorce.
labels: Um, Dr. Evil, Prince Charles did have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced, actually.