texts: Oh, Jim, that's beside the point. This boy's different. He's honest and, besides, he thinks the world of me. We can't do this to him.
labels: Well, what do you want me to do? Stand around like a chump and let that drooling infant wrap that Willet Creek Dam appropriation around my neck. Either he falls in line with us and behaves himself or I'll break him so wide open they'll never be able to find the pieces.