texts: I have to tell you all something.  Full disclosure.  I'm terrified of trolls.  I never thought they were real, and now that I'm seeing one, even though I heard his backstory, I'm still really freaking out right now.
labels: Okay, good.  This makes us a dynamic unit.  One of us is on board, one of us is not on board, and one of us is reluctantly on board.