texts: Normally, when we have a counterfeit character running around the park, we turn them over to people's justice and let all the people in the park have the ability to either stone him or tear him apart limb-from-limb. But it has come to light that Wreck-it Ralph is a Disney property so I'm at a loss here what we're legally allowed to do since we can only deal with Universal characters.
labels: I think our only option is to turn him over to the mouse.