texts: Alright, listen up, scum. This isn't my idea. It's the warden's idea. We're going to do a brunch. It's going to be for a solid month. We're going to try it for a solid month and see if it works out. If it doesn't work out, though, we're closing it down.
labels: Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong?