texts: You need a Moons Over My Hammy?  Some of our Kicking Sticking Chicken?
labels: If you're offering, we both would like you to take one of those waffles and then take the cherries and the whipped cream and make it look like a face because we're both so lonely for a man's love and will make out with any breakfast you bring out here.  But, ideally, waffles.