texts: I'm seeking $100,000 for 10% of my company. How many times has this happened to you? You're standing around and the bus is late. You don't know where it is and you sure do have to get to your work or home or loved ones. If only you could fly. I have the solution. It's an invasive surgery in which mechanical wings are attached to your shoulders.
labels: Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.