texts: Sam, if you're not doing anything New Year's, and obviously you're not doing anything New Year's, we're having some people over. All of them married, not one even remotely interested in playing around.  Does that sound great or what?  I can't think of the last time I was at a party when anything actually happened.
labels: Thanks, but I'll pass.  It's kind of a big night.  I don't like to leave Jonah alone.