texts: I couldn't do it, Leah! It smelled like a dentist in there. They had these really horrible magazines, with, like, spritz cookie recipes and bad fiction and water stains, like someone read them in the tub. And the receptionist tried to give me these weird condoms that looked like grape suckers, and she told me about her boyfriend's pie balls. Su-Chin Kuah was there, and she told me the baby had fingernails. Fingernails!
labels: Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?