texts: Look, it's not a big deal! I can fix it! All I gotta do is get 'em together and make sure my old man asks her out!
labels: You better make sure your old man asks her out, because if he doesn't, they may never have a first date. And if they don't have a first date, they won't have a second date. If they don't have a second date, they won't fall in love. If they don't fall in love, they won't get married, and if they don't get married, you'll never be born!