texts: Well, there you have it.  As the opponents go to their neutral dance corners, we are ready to begin.  Here to sing the national anthem is an eight year old child from a school.
labels: Thank you so much, sir.  It's a pleasure to be here, and let me just say there's no one I have a crush on.  No one, and if I did, I would tell you.  So, everybody just be cool.