texts: Bill, I don't know you very well. You seem like the kind of man who is really trying to to make sense of this mess. Can you explain how I was able to get off the plane and go to Orange Julius and steal an orange julius for my beloved husband?
labels: That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.