texts: Uh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind having some free wine right now because I hate my life, I hate being the treasurer of Freeport, and I hate Freeport, Illinois.
labels: Me, too. And I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.