texts: Angie Pussarello?  Are you kidding me?  That's the girl that invented the beanbag chair filled with chips!  I was like, what a waste!  What're you doing?  You're sitting down, crushing the exact thing you're supposed to be eating!  I hate that girl!
labels: Look, I know that was a pretty bad invention, but she's a good girl, all right?  She's nice to me.