texts: So, look, young girl. You have come here to our land, some might say to our world. We have tried to give you a name. I have tried to not offer you a towel many times. We're trying to show you compassion even with your stupid boyfriend in tow.
labels: I owe you an apology. I did not recognize any of this behavior as compassion. But it's clear now to me as I stand naked and freezing without a name, that I just misunderstood your mystical culture and I'm just hoping you'll deign to give me my new name. Please.