texts: You don't want me to put glow tape on the flash? It would be real easy to find in the dark. When the lights go out in the stadium, you know, he'd say "Hey, there's my flask."
labels: Actually, a pretty good point. But, here's the problem with glow tape on a flask. It stays in a pocket most of the time and can't absorb enough light for the glow tape to work. See, that's why I'm the minor league manager and you're my assistant.