texts: What you're looking at, son, is a flock of very fine lipstick lesbians, which means they're hot, possibly on the fence sexually. Which means they're probably willing to play both sides of the line. Which means you guys could be getting the same great sex that I'm getting with my alleged lesbian if you play your cards right.
labels: Ok, well, I'm just going to check my penis at the door, 'cause clearly I won't be needing it tonight. Thanks a lot.