texts: My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non-judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.
labels: God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.