texts: You know, I was hoping you could offer some consoling words to, uh, Cynthia, about being replaced by an understudy, but, uh, you're saying you never have been.
labels: I was never replaced!  I'm a ghost now, but I've never missed a performance!  Not once!  If you're a real actress, you won't either!  Now, let me get back to my stage song and dance.  They'll never stop me!