texts: Tonight?  You're whacked.  The timing's off, I'm underequipped. Damnit, I have a date!
labels: Grapple, Biker's bottle, hairspray, black turtleneck, Pocket Fisherman, acid, collapsible yardstick, softball, and 72 stamps. Gee Stud, this is going to be some date.  No Harvey's Bristol Cream?