texts: I wanted to get you a gift. Basically, just to apologize for telling jokes in my court. And to assure you that I am putting my whole solemn oath, one hundred percent of my focus, all of my seriousness into this career. There will be no more jokes. There will be no more laughter. There will be no more fun or enjoyment or hootin' and hollerin' in my courtroom from this day forward. What I brought for you today is a party blanket.
labels: I don't know if I can accept this party blanket. I got a lot going on right now. I got to reprimand you, and possible disbarment proceedings. I gotta reprimand so many other judges. I just bought a puppy. Oh, my back feels like it's on fire. What's happening to me?