texts: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want.
labels: How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.