texts: Oh, you mean when I was a whore.  Now, I just whore out flowers.  I've got to tell you.  Carnations are not actually blue.  We soak them in blue water.  Then, they soak it up and turn blue.
labels: Yes, I know this.  I, too, am a florist in my home country.  Diane, when we met last time, I may have ended your life by vampiric means and made you a vampire.