texts: Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink.
labels: Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water.