texts: context: sad  <s> My turtle ran away from me today. </s> <s> Oh my god. Did you guys have a fight? </s> <s> Yeah, he was all butthurt because I wouldn't let him eat an extra tomato. Serves him right, but I do marginally miss him.
labels: It's just an extra tomato, man. You're going to let that ruin your relationship with your turtle?