texts: context: prepared  <s> I had gotten a random call from a girl I hadn't talked to since high school.  Turned out she was in my neck of the woods and wanted to catch up. So I threw on some fresh khakis and air nikes and 2 condoms just in case. Turned out it's always better safe than sorry.
labels: That is true, but why the air nikes? Haven't you heard about their effect on women?