texts: I'm just taking a break between washing the windows and cleaning the toilet . </s> <s> I'd say all you've done is moved the dirt from the windows on to your face and hands . Disgraceful ! </s> <s> I'm doing my best , Grandma ...
labels: Your best isn't good enough . Back in my day , I'd clean a whole hospital with a toothbrush and spit , and it'd be twice as clean as this sty !