texts: Gee . I must have left it in my hotel room . </s> <s> I'm sorry sir . I can't let you pass . </s> <s> But when does the plane take off ? </s> <s> Ugh , in about thirty minutes , sir . </s> <s> Oh , my God ! What do I do now ? Bone head .
labels: Calm down , sir . You are creating a commotion .