texts: She's my roommate , not my date . The D-man , as in dork . </s> <s> Haha . Still got that great sense of humor , I see . Here's my card . I sell used cars . A car from us is a car you can trust ! </s> <s> Alrighty then . Didn't you use to date Sheryl ?
labels: Sweet little lassie . Yep , broke her heart when the D-man told her he couldn't be a one-woman guy .