texts: Excuse me for a minute.  Ray, I'm right in the middle of something here.  Can you come back in about an hour?
labels: Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition.  It blew books from shelves at twenty feet away.  Scared the socks off some poor librarian.