texts: Come on, that's just a bullshit story. You said so yourself... </s> <s> What if it's not bullshit? If I bury Zowie there, and it works...  ...he'll come back alive. </s> <s> Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out.
labels: Look, if there was even one chance in a million it'd work, wouldn't you want to try?