texts: No! No! I told him all about the guy before we ever got married. This is no fuckin' surprise. </s> <s> Oh, you did? I didn't know that. </s> <s> Yeah. He's just a friend of mine I was trying to help, so... so what?
labels: You know... the first time I ever saw your guys together... I never saw him so happy. I mean, I know he's a crazy Jew fuck and everything, but...