texts: Please.  I don't want to scare you. </s> <s> It's a little late for that. </s> <s> I've got a situation here and -- </s> <s> Get the fuck away from my car. </s> <s> I'll give you ten thousand dollars to drive me to Paris.
labels: Great.  You know what?  I'll give you ten gazillion dollars to get the fuck away from me before I start screaming my head off.