texts: Yeah, I'll bet you would.  You gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work. </s> <s> No, no, no... I love my husband. </s> <s> Oh, sure.  I can just feature you standin' outside your little hutch, holdin' a carrot cake waitin' for hubby to come home.
labels: Oh, please don't make fun of me, Mr, Valiant.  You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.