texts: I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home.  I don't know what he's got to be mad about.  I'm the one who should be mad. </s> <s> I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years. </s> <s> Do you think Darryl's having an affair?
labels: I don't think Darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.