texts: I mean it.  It's no good to me anyway.  Help yourself. </s> <s> Why should you do that? </s> <s> If you get a hundred thousand for it, you buy me a box of chocolate creams.  If you get an Oscar, I get the left foot.
labels: You know, I'd take you up on that in a minute.  I'm just not good enough to do it all by myself.