texts: Horny bastard. </s> <s> Did you give him it? </s> <s> There are certain things I wouldn't do for my country. </s> <s> Have a look at him. </s> <s> Can't. </s> <s> Poke him or something. See if he's still alive. </s> <s> He's all right.
labels: Hasn't moved for twelve hours. Go on. Have a heart.