texts: I think you'd better stop the car and let me out. </s> <s> Relax, okay? You don't have to do anything. Just go in there and pretend. It won't kill you to do a little favor like that. Besides, you might even learn something. </s> <s> Yeah, like what?
labels: That I wasn't bullshitting you, sweetheart. At least you'll know I've been telling the truth.