texts: Uh.  What is it? </s> <s> Oh.  It's an incredibly disgusting, and not remotely sexy thing, that they described in a movie I'd never let you go to.  But it's real.  Does he have an older brother? </s> <s> In high school.
labels: He'll be impressed.  The clincher is, you <u>walk</u> away, then <u>whip</u> around...