texts: In the press, perhaps.  But she's sold more copies of her Highland Journal in three months than Punch will ever sell in a year.  Time to wheel her out. </s> <s> She's refusing to leave Balmoral. </s> <s> What's her excuse this time?
labels: The Princess Louisa is too ill to move.  Frankly, the Queen's rather upset at the recent spate of bad publicity.  You're smiling.