texts: Excuse me!  You went to a party with her? </s> <s> I'm her bodyguard, goddamnit... </s> <s> I know you're her bodyguard.  Did she buy it or did you? </s> <s> She bought it. </s> <s> Why?
labels: I don't know why she bought me a tie! -- She's a generous person -- and she's a nice person -- and I could be settin' her up to be killed... you want the fuckin' tie?