texts: My father! </s> <s> I apologize.  But you didn't know him, and neither did I.  How's your asthma? </s> <s> Don't worry about it. </s> <s> How's the fungus around your thumbnail? </s> <s> It's fine!
labels: It's jungle rot!  This room is making everybody sick!  This is your family doctor speaking now.  Here--I brought you something else to hang on your wall, for the sake of variety.