texts: I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection? </s> <s> Of course, I had my nine-millimeter automatic. </s> <s> No, did you use a condom? </s> <s> Only sailors use condoms, man. </s> <s> Not in the Nineties.
labels: Well they should, filthy beggars, they go from port to port.  Alotta meant nothing to me.