texts: You must think I'm an awful sap, Major.  Just sit down, fella, and keep your hands on the desk! </s> <s> Didn't they tell you? </s> <s> They told me, Major.  And I didn't hear anything about any atomic attack.
labels: Look, Colonel.  You keep me covered, but let me just pick up this red telephone that connects to Air Command headquarters. Okay?...I won't play any tricks on you... Okay?