texts: When they deserve it. </s> <s> Did they deserve it today? </s> <s> I'm not sure. </s> <s> But you did it anyway. </s> <s> Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today.
labels: Actually, it was two.  You're different, Officer White.  You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.