texts: Sam, if you're not doing anything New Year's -- obviously you're not doing anything New Year's -- we're having some people over, all of them married, not one even remotely interested in playing around.  Does that sound great or what?  I can't think of the last time I was at a party when anything actually happened.
labels: Thanks, but I'll pass.  It's kind of a big night.  I don't like to leave Jonah alone.