texts: Yes, I can tell that just looking around.  "Boy?"  Did you say you were a "country boy?" </s> <s> Cute Little Old Man, if you want a boy, I can be a boy.  And if you want a girl, I can be a girl.  I can be anything you want me to be! </s> <s> Really?
labels: Uh-huh. And it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! And if you act now, I might even throw in some free lawn furniture.