texts: Is there a Mr. Lampert? </s> <s> Yes. </s> <s> Good for you. </s> <s> No, it isn't. I'm getting a divorce. </s> <s> Please, not on my account. </s> <s> No, you see, I don't really love him. </s> <s> Well, you're honest, anyway.
labels: Yes, I am -- I'm compulsive about it -- dishonesty infuriates me. Like when you go into a drugstore.