texts: That's a wig you wear, isn't it? </s> <s> A wig? </s> <s> Yeah, I told her it was you, but that you're wearing a wig, 'cause on TV you're mostly bald in the front.
labels: Your little friend's real sharp there...  Yeah, I don't like to wear the wig on TV, because with two and a half million people watching you, you've gotta be sincere. I just like to wear it when I'm out slippin' around bowling alleys an' things like that. I think it gives me a little more class, don't you?