texts: You have to let me do something for you to put the scales in balance. </s> <s> That's all right. If I think of something, I'll send my butler over to tell you. </s> <s> Come on. At least let me buy you a cup of coffee.
labels: I don't drink coffee.  On the other hand, since you insist, if you offered me a cold lemonade. I wouldn't say no.