texts: He still likes you </s> <s> Oh I don't give a shit the guy's a slob.  He doesn't even know how to spell  `lady' let alone treat me like one.  You know the last time we went out he  actually made me pay for a drink? </s> <s> He did?
labels: Yes, I'm sure.  What I need is an older man, something with class, a  little style. Someone who knows how to treat a lady.