texts: He... apologized, he begged me. He can be very... charming when it suits his purpose. </s> <s> But what was that whole story about him and a nurse? </s> <s> She could've been a nurse. </s> <s> Could've been a nurse? </s> <s> She had white shoes.
labels: So does Grandma. So does Shaquille O'Neal. You told me you had a hysterectomy and he ran off with your nurse.