texts: Yeah, he's a pirate. </s> <s> I don't think so. This guy drinks rum from a barrel, says "yo ho ho" has a peg leg... </s> <s> Peg leg? </s> <s> Yeah, go-cart accident. </s> <s> Exactly! A pirate!
labels: If he heard you talking like that he'd make you walk the plank.  Three, two, one. Now it's your turn, spin.