texts: You ever hear the story about the boy who carried a calf around the barn every day? </s> <s> He died of a massive rupture. </s> <s> You think you're so funny.  You're not even funny.  Right?  Right?  You don't hurt yourself if you start out slow.
labels: You're preparing him for a career in the slaughterhouses of Dubuque?  Take care of your body, yes!  But don't become a bender of horseshoes and railroad spikes.  Don't become obsessed by your musculature.  Any one of these poor, dead animals here was a thousand times the athlete you can ever hope to be. Their magic was in their muscles. Your magic is in your brains!