texts: They said I lost it on the subway, but it ain't the truth! It was a pickpocket took it! </s> <s> A television set? </s> <s> Well, it was one of them little bitty two-inch screen Japanese jobs.
labels: The only other employment you found was in a fast-food joint--  -- which lasted. . . 28 minutes! Well! That's some kind of record. Talk about fast!