texts: Now who the hell are you, and it better be good, or God help me I'll break you in half. </s> <s> I . . I was helping your wife.  I met her in town.  She needed a hand with her drapes.  That's all. </s> <s> Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.
labels: I swear to you that's all that happened.  I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.