texts: Me? Oh, uh.  No. </s> <s> Oh, I'm sorry, wait a minute, I have something. Well, what about Saturday night? </s> <s> Oh... nothing. Not-no, no! </s> <s> Oh, you... you're very popular, I can see. </s> <s> I know.
labels: Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?