texts: It's rundown, all right. But drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks.  Let's see what you did, Rembrandt. </s> <s> It'll cost you five bucks. </s> <s> Five bucks! You mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?
labels: Once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. That's guaranteed. And that's the price: five bucks. So if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. It'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable.