texts: ...If I wasn't such a fucking coward.  It must be so great to be able to simplify everything the way you do. </s> <s> Am I right or what? </s> <s> You're wrong. Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.
labels: What? The dead guy?  She'll get over fucking the dead guy. Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad.