texts: What want ye, girl child? </s> <s> I am not a child, Captain Mertin, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions. </s> <s> I see. Well, it is not my fault that thou art tiny. So if it is charity yer after, then be gone with ye, ye foul demon.
labels: I am not asking for alms, but rather the ear of a kind man with a noble heart.