texts: Colonel, don't you know what's going on? </s> <s> Sure I do.  There was some kind of mutiny on the base, and you killed General Ripper. </s> <s> Look, General Ripper went off his rocker and ordered the 843rd Bomb Wing to attack with H-bombs.
labels: You must think I'm an awful sap, Major.  Just sit down, fella, and keep your hands on the desk!