texts: Oh, hello, perhaps you could help me.  I'm looking for an aerosol love potion I could spray on a certain Penthouse Pet that would make her unconditionally submit to an unusual personal request. </s> <s> Oh, hiya, Pete. </s> <s> So, no goat hooves, huh?
labels: I knew that voice sounded familiar.  What's up?  How's it going?