texts: But if you call my house and my mother answers, ask for Blanche.  If you ask for Monica, she'll think you have the wrong number and hang up. </s> <s> Right. </s> <s> And if she asks what it's about, don't tell her. She's opposed to my career.
labels: Uh-huh.  Well, Miss Moran, what is it you'd like to do for us?