texts: I'm smarter than Looseleaf. </s> <s> He can shoot!  He can hold his ground!  He can attack!  You're in your proper profession right now-- sucking up dirt for frumpish housewives, closet drunkards every one. </s> <s> How do you know how I'd act in Africa?
labels: Look how you're acting now!  This is a moment of truth, and you're almost crying.  Slug me!