texts: I used to buy.you,..stuff.  On your birthday .  When we were seeing each other. </s> <s> Yeah, like what?  Quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out?  Lottery tickets?  A travel iron? </s> <s> So I don't shop.
labels: 'Cause you're always out, arresting people.  Making trouble.  I don't know why I went out with you in the first place, it was embarrassing!  I couldn't hold my head up, I used to tell people you were a security guard!