texts: Why? He's right in the groove. </s> <s> He's so ugly. Guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type. </s> <s> Seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.
labels: Yeah, well, if he says that all that flab turns into dick at midnight, he's a liar.