texts: Why not? </s> <s> Because we can't. </s> <s> Are you on a scavenger hunt of some kind? </s> <s> I want you to come to my house. Then we'll talk. </s> <s> I think you've got the wrong gal, fella.
labels: I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and listen to the proposition. If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand, and your mouth shut.