texts: People don't do that kind of thing. Not in New York. </s> <s> I'm not "people." I'm just me. And I do whatever I goddamn want to do. Got it? </s> <s> Thanks, but I'll manage.
labels: In case you're wondering, I like women, not little boys. And I'm not offering you a long-term lease -- just a place to crash for a couple of nights.