texts: Oh, that.  It's from a friend of mine.  A middle-aged lady, very foolish and very generous. </s> <s> I'll say.  This is solid gold. </s> <s> I gave her some advice on an idiotic script.
labels: It's that old familiar story, you help a timid little soul across a crowded street.  She turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.