texts: Well, sort of. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl. </s> <s> Madison? Isn't that kind of... I don't know, gay? </s> <s> God, pretentious much? I guess everyone should have a mysterious name like Juno, huh?
labels: My dad went through this phase where he was obsessed with Greek and Roman mythology. He named me after Zeus's wife. I mean, Zeus had other lays, but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. She was supposed to be really beautiful but really mean. Like Diana Ross.