texts: Albert's got the stomach flu. </s> <s> That's too bad. </s> <s> No, it's not.  Now I get to pitch. </s> <s> Michael, you shouldn't be happy when someone else isn't feeling well. </s> <s> Not even if they're a dork?
labels: Not even if they're a dork.  You should go by and see how he's feeling.