texts: You're a bank robber? </s> <s> Nope.  I've never robbed a bank. </s> <s> What? </s> <s> Well, I robbed a gas station once, and I robbed a couple of liquor stores, and some convenience stores. And that's it. </s> <s> How?
labels: Well, I was just down on my luck and it seemed like somethin' I was good at so I...