texts: Say, the reason I asked about Alan is that I bumped into him this morning and you know what I can't figure out? </s> <s> Alan's in Utah. </s> <s> I can't figure out why I went to Utah for the morning.
labels: Okay. I'm delighted to have someone to talk to, and you're very cute, so I'm very flattered, but I'm also very married so you may as well forget -- You are trying to hit on me, aren't you?