texts: Nothing, he's just been sort of, I don't know... kidnapped. </s> <s> Kidnapped? By who? </s> <s> His parents. </s> <s> Good God. Let's go rescue him. </s> <s> Good idea, Crabs. Only one problem. I don't know where they live.
labels: Ah. Wait a minute. The university must know where he lives.