texts: Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean! </s> <s> Yes, you do! </s> <s> Or have perfect table manners.
labels: You know, I asked him about that. And he said that good manners are a way we have of showing other people that we respect them. See, you'd eat like a slob if you were alone, but since another human being is present, you show that person respect by going to the trouble of having proper manners. I didn't know that. I thought it was a way of appearing superior.  Know what else he told me?