texts: Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out? </s> <s> I'm staying pregnant, Le. </s> <s> Keep your voice down dude, my mom's around here somewhere. She doesn't know we're sexually active.
labels: What does that even mean? Anyway, I got to thinking on the way over. I was thinking maybe I could give the baby to somebody who actually likes that kind of thing. You know, like a woman with a bum ovary or something. Or some nice lesbos.