texts: Oh!  I thought it was Dr. Frankenstein. </s> <s> No, it's Dr. Fronkonsteen! </s> <s> But aren't you the grandson of the famous Dr. Victor Frankenstein?... who performed such fascinating experiments in electricity and galvanism?
labels: That's true!  But my grandfather, Victor was, after all, what we might politely refer to as... a cuckoo!