texts: I'm so hungry. </s> <s> It's cold out, too, isn't it? </s> <s> I'm so hungry. </s> <s> Why don't you get a job? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job? </s> <s> I lost my job...
labels: Why? Were you drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking. No, really-were you drinking on the job?