texts: When did you guys have this conversation? When I was in the bathroom? What else did she have to say?
labels: Relax Morty, I think your mom is wonderful. She cares so much about you. Get this, while you were gone she said she'd help me get you to work with the JDL if I'd come eat by you once in awhile. Like I needed any incentive to be with you. She's so...