texts: That's right.  I'm the owner, the Captain -- you can call me El Capitan. </s> <s> El Capitan? </s> <s> I don't want to play games with you, Isabella.  I like you.  I can see myself with you -- in one of those bathrooms over there in about five minutes.
labels: Well, I'm very tempted.  It's such a beautiful yacht.  What's it called?