texts: That's an answer. </s> <s> Damn right. </s> <s> For loyalty, you buy a dog.  For love, you get married. </s> <s> Look.  I'm happy to entertain you, as always, but I have a question for you.  Are we really "friends?" </s> <s> Why not --
labels: Well, friends can tell each other anything, right? If we have our "friends" hats on --