texts: Do you own a car? </s> <s> I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car. </s> <s> If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun. </s> <s> You don't? </s> <s> Nope.
labels: Well, that changes everything. Get the fuck away from me!!  I mean it!!