texts: I'm glad you do. </s> <s> Do you know what I was doing in that shop? </s> <s> What?
labels: I have an aunt, you see. Aunt Tessa. She's seventy years old, and veddy prim and strait-laced.  She's coming back from Europe at the end of the month, and I'm going to give her a myna bird that'll talk to her.