texts: How can you still believe she's innocent? </s> <s> You're going to trust the word of a woman who named her child after a condiment? She's ly-ing. </s> <s> And you know this for a fact? </s> <s> Did you see the icky black color of her hair? </s> <s> So?
labels: I never trust a woman who's not blonde. Except for my friend Serena, but that's only because she's a blonde at heart. That's the whole reason I'm starting the Blonde Legal Defense Fund.