texts: I did, didn't I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there -- </s> <s> Oh, I found a key there, all right -- only it's the wrong key. </s> <s> It is?  Well, how about that? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.
labels: And I couldn't get into my apartment -- so at four a. m. I had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.