texts: She never even looked at you. </s> <s> You're just jealous 'cos the girl picked me.  I'm tall, dark and handsome, you're third world ugly. </s> <s> I am not third world ugly.  Women like me, they think I'm cute.  Like Snoopy.
labels: Snoopy is about six inches taller than you.  I'm sorry, Lee, you never had a chance.