texts: Can I ask you a question? </s> <s> Depends on the question. </s> <s> Are you still in love with Alan? </s> <s> No.  I mean, 'no you can't ask me that.' I mean, ask me something else. </s> <s> Why'd you let me in?
labels: Because I'm bored. Oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also let you in because I'm hungry.