texts: The S.S. Minow Johnson.  Funny, the name on the back was "Red Dragon." </s> <s> Red Dragon?  You sure about that? </s> <s> I'm sure, because this is my friend's yacht.  And it's his party.
labels: Your friend's ship?  Oh, man.  I must've walked onto the wrong yacht.  I knew there was a reason my keys didn't work.