texts: No. </s> <s> The Fitzwilliam Botanical Garden Annual Fundraiser. </s> <s> No. </s> <s> The Hinchberger wedding. </s> <s> Let me think...  Hordes of men in tuxedos.  Everyone's droning.  Ludwell's trying to break the ice by reciting an off-color limerick...
labels: I'll send your regrets.  Honestly, why must I even bother?