texts: Well, you're honest, anyway. </s> <s> Yes, I am -- I'm compulsive about it -- dishonesty infuriates me. Like when you go into a drugstore. </s> <s> I'm not sure I --
labels: Well, you go in and you ask for some toothpaste -- the small size -- and the man brings you the large size. You tell him you wanted the small size but he says the large size is the small size. I always thought the large size was the largest size, but he says that the family size, the economy size and the giant size are all larger than the large size -- that the large size is the smallest size there is.