texts: I'll buy a hundred more Cadillacs. Go home! </s> <s> You know what gets me about that Cadillac? </s> <s> Go home!
labels: When I drive it, I feel like I'm in the middle of a great big wad of bubblegum.  I don't hear anything, I don't feel anything.  I figure somebody else is driving.  It's a bitch.