texts: I -- I don't know, you can't ask me that. </s> <s> Well, if you want to get her in the sack, tell her you love her.  That's how I was duped. </s> <s> I don't want to dupe her, Jessica.  If I say it, I have to be sure I mean it.
labels: Well it's up to you.  The Big L, or the Big O.