texts: Excuse me, that's not exactly the kind of information I was after. You see, he's been missing for quite some time now, and...
labels: I know. It's so upsetting. I'm his number-one fan...I've got all his books, every sentence he ever put down. I'm so proud of my Paul Sheldon collection...  ...here I am, prattling on and my manners have just flown away. I haven't invited you in. Please.