texts: From Vince?  What a guy.  Doo-lang, doo- lang. </s> <s> At least he's not a cop.  At least he can afford a decent gift. </s> <s> I used to buy.you,..stuff.  On your birthday .  When we were seeing each other.
labels: Yeah, like what?  Quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out?  Lottery tickets?  A travel iron?