texts: Look! Look, one crawled behind the refrigerator. It'll turn up in our bed at night.  Will you get outta here with that thing? Jesus! </s> <s> Get him! </s> <s> Talk to him. You speak shellfish!  Hey, look... put it in the pot.
labels: I can't! I can't put him in the pot. I can't put a live thing in hot water.