texts: You're right.  You're fired. </s> <s> Will that interfere with my getting maternity leave?  I'm pregnant. </s> <s> The Italian, I presume? </s> <s> No.  He's French, he was just in Italy for the competition. </s> <s> He seems to have won it.
labels: Yes, isn't it wonderful?  I'm so happy.  I'll bet I'm the happiest pregnant fired person in the world!