texts: Jesus, she's jammin'. And she likes you. What else do you know about her? </s> <s> Well, she does know a lot about wine. </s> <s> Ooooooohh. Now we're getting somewhere. </s> <s> And she likes Pinot. </s> <s> Perfect.
labels: Jack, she's a fucking waitress in Buellton. How would that ever work?