texts: Can I help you, sir? </s> <s> I think so, daughter.  How old are you? </s> <s> Eighteen--  and a half. </s> <s> A springbok, an oryx, a gemsbok--a gazelle. </s> <s> Sir?
labels: Raw hamburger, please--and a whole onion.  I want to eat the onion like an apple.  Do you understand?