texts: Well, I've talked to Bill Mayhew- </s> <s> Bill Mayhew! Some help! The guy's a souse! </s> <s> He's a great writer  </s> <s> A souse! </s> <s> You don't understand. He's in pain, because he can't write-
labels: Souse! Souse! He manages to write his name on the back of his paycheck every week!