texts: I don't want to be alone. </s> <s> You can be single and not alone. Marriage bites! </s> <s> Bites what? </s> <s> The big one! </s> <s> It does? </s> <s> Sure. </s> <s> I didn't know that.
labels: Everybody knows that. Ask my divorced sisters. Or ask my divorced mom and dad.