texts: Party at John K's-senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and dives all over me. </s> <s> That's cheating? </s> <s> In the middle of it, she calls me Brad. </s> <s> She called you Brad? </s> <s> She called me Brad.
labels: That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom."