texts: What did you say? </s> <s> Vampires, Mom!  Everywhere! You've got to tell the police! The newspapers!  The TV stations! They'll listen to you.  They'll believe you...  you're a <u>mom</u>! </s> <s> Not funny, Sam!
labels: This is not a joke.  They know that we know about them.  They're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!