texts: Why? </s> <s> Because I'm working the night shift - and I got a bottle of gin stashed away - and as soon as there's a lull - </s> <s> Aren't you a little too young for that, sonny? </s> <s> Wanna see my driver's license? </s> <s> Get lost, will you?
labels: That's the way I like 'em - big and sassy.  And get rid of your roommate.