texts: For me? And what am I supposed to do with a paper bag? </s> <s> Open it. </s> <s> What is this, some kind of joke? </s> <s> No, it's five thousand dollars. </s> <s> Shit. I don't want your money, you little twerp.  It's probably stolen anyway.
labels: What do you care where it comes from? It's yours.