texts: What do you want? You're tall. </s> <s> Do you realize how hard it's going to be to tell my parents? I still haven't told them I didn't get the pilot. </s> <s> You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out by now.
labels: It's like "Hi, Mom. I'm not going to be starring in that sitcom and, oh by the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money."