texts: Oh.  Ohhh? </s> <s> What're you saying? </s> <s> Ummmmm, look, I...I... </s> <s> Are you saying my mother had another husband? </s> <s> Oh honey, back then...people did crazy things.
labels: They sure did! They got kicked out of school, they married truck drivers...these are my mother's greatest accomplishments? I'm sure glad I came all the way out here to find them out.