texts: Thank you all for your efforts, but I'm afraid we can no longer get into Malkovich through the portal. </s> <s> Why not? I need to get in there! </s> <s> I'm not certain, my dear, but I believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route.
labels: That bastard! I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich.