texts: What the fuck did you do that for? </s> <s> Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines. </s> <s> Jesus! </s> <s> And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior. </s> <s> What?
labels: If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice.  Agreed?