texts: No.  But it buys a lot of other things. </s> <s> Like that piece of ass he was with. </s> <s> Well...I don't mind.  I can put up with it.  I'm taking six months off after this, and I won't have to deal with people snapping their fingers at me.
labels: Not me.  I'm in for the long haul. In nine months I'll have enough to take a few years off.