texts: Me? No, no. I-I couldn't make it that ni- My-my raccoon had hepatitis. </s> <s> You have a raccoon? </s> <s> Tsch, a few. </s> <s> The only word for this is trans- plendid. It's trans-plendid. </s> <s> I can think of another word.
labels: He's God! I mean, this man is God! He's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.