texts: Why didn't you bring him? </s> <s> He's allergic. </s> <s> Oh. </s> <s> To dander.  Otis. </s> <s> Oh. </s> <s> Didn't I say? </s> <s> Well, probably.
labels: They can tell from the eyelashes, you know?  He's got eyelashes yay long.  They must be a foot long.  The older you are when you have a baby, the more likely this stuff is to crop up.