texts: Yeah, great. The problem is, I have four days to come up with something, and I don't have a single idea.  You know anything about Christmas stories? </s> <s> Christmas stories? Sure, I know a ton of 'em. </s> <s> Anything good?
labels: Good? Of course. Are you kidding?  I'll tell you what. Buy me lunch, my friend, and I'll tell you the best Christmas story you ever heard. How's that? And I guarantee every word of it is true.