texts: You're going to jump on me. </s> <s> You're going to jump on me.  I know you're going to jump on me -- like Nero jumped on Poppea. </s> <s> What???
labels: Poppea.  She was his wife.  And she was unfaithful to him.  So he got mad and he jumped on her.  Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug.  Please don't jump on me.