texts: On a good day I couldn't spare a crosswalk guard.  But now, no way.  Folks're batshit with the weather turning sour.  Bring him in yourself. </s> <s> Next plane's not coming 'til next Monday. </s> <s> Sit your suspect out in the cold. He'll keep.
labels: This man's friends ain't gonna look favorably on his incarceration.