texts: I don't have a girlfriend -- </s> <s> -- you said you did. </s> <s> I know I did. But I don't. </s> <s> You lied to me? </s> <s> I didn't lie. </s> <s> Why did you tell me you did, then? </s> <s> This is....illegal....I'll call the police.
labels: No you won't.