texts: What if I went up and introduced myself--think he'd slug me? </s> <s> Well, we are trying to ruin his life. </s> <s> It's nothing personal, though.  </s> <s> What's the matter? </s> <s> Same as Magruder, I don't like it when they turn out to be human.
labels: I wish we were investigating Attila the Hun.