texts: Oh, come on!  Murder one and armed robbery, Thelma! </s> <s> Murder one!  God, Louise, can't we even say it was self-defense? </s> <s> But it wasn't!  We got away!  We were walkin' away!
labels: They don't know that!  It was just you and me there.  I'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him!  I mean, it's almost the truth!