texts: I suppose you want a tip? </s> <s> Forget it, doll.  After all, you work here - I work here - and believe you me, it's nice to have you with the organization. </s> <s> Bye. </s> <s> Listen, doll - what time do you get off tonight? </s> <s> Why?
labels: Because I'm working the night shift - and I got a bottle of gin stashed away - and as soon as there's a lull -