texts: Were you in love with any of them? </s> <s> No. </s> <s> Were they pretty? </s> <s> Yes. </s> <s> Were any of them prettier than I am? </s> <s> One had better legs. </s> <s> Were any of them married?
labels: Yes.  They were the easiest.  I made love to one of them within ten minutes of our first meeting.