texts: Hold on there - I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan. </s> <s> I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop. </s> <s> No! I don't want Fop! Goddamnit - I use Dapper Dan!
labels: Watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.