texts: What about bats?  Do they turn into bats? </s> <s> No.  No bats, no flying.  They... float, occasionally.  Not really flying. </s> <s> Toasty.  Were there ever any, like, famous vampires?
labels: Oh, several.  Lucretia Borgia, Joseph Mengele, Franklin Pangborn... are any of those names familiar?