texts: No, not really. </s> <s> Oh. Well, I did. I was in a band once, and the music was always secondary to just flat out offending as many people as possible. </s> <s> You play an instrument?
labels: No, I was in charge of kind of standing at the microphone and reciting these really depressing lyrics in a monotone. The whole thing was really... irrelevant. How do you like being married?