texts: Fine.  I was making time with your girl.  Now I'm all scared, and I'll never make that mistake again.  Now go away. </s> <s> Not before I settle with you. </s> <s> Christ, I don't believe this. </s> <s> Stand up. </s> <s> I wasn't hitting on your girl!
labels: Stand up, Mister, or I'll beat you where you sit.