texts: Jerry!  You can't be serious! </s> <s> Why not?  He keeps marrying girls all the time! </s> <s> But you're not a girl.  You're a guy! And why would a guy want to marry a guy? </s> <s> Security. </s> <s> Jerry, you'd better lie down. You're not doing well.
labels: Look, stop treating me like a child. I'm not stupid.  I know there's a problem.