texts: I guess she and I read the same gossip columns. </s> <s> Oh. That. Rome. </s> <s> Mmmm. I like to swim. We might get along very... </s> <s> In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain. </s> <s> Without any clothes on?
labels: With all my clothes on!  The newspaper that ran the story happens to be a rival of my father's paper.  Anything they said...