texts: I was havin' a drink with my future wife. </s> <s> You missed Pudge Fisk's homerun to have a drink with a woman you had never met? </s> <s> That's right.
labels: So wait a minute. The Red Sox haven't won a World Series since nineteen eighteen, you slept out for tickets, games gonna start in twenty minutes, in walks a girl you never seen before, and you give your ticket away?