texts: I didn't strain. I sighed. </s> <s> I don't think so. That was a grunt; a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. I'm a trainer. I know what that sound signifies: you're out of shape. </s> <s> I don't think so.
labels: Oh, I do. You made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. Your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized.