texts: These are your paintings? </s> <s> What?  Oh yes. </s> <s> Excuse me, but -- are you famous? </s> <s> You know what they say.  If you have to ask -- </s> <s> I'm just a hick who cuts lawns. But some of these look familiar.
labels: They were familiar when I painted them.  That one's copied from a Dutch still life done almost three hundred years ago.  And that's a Rembrandt.