texts: Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this. </s> <s> I see.  So, Amazing Spider-Man-- I'll assume that's not your given name-- </s> <s> Just call me Spidey. </s> <s> Can I get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe? </s> <s> Thanks, I already ate.
labels: I'll hate myself in the morning for asking, but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average jerk on the street?