texts: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my-- </s> <s> Hello!  Do you speak English?  Parla usted Inglese?  I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug? </s> <s> Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
labels: Hello!  Hello!  So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--