texts: Please, Evan. Don't even joke. He wouldn't hurt you. He's just trying to scare you away from me. </s> <s> Yeah, right. Tell that to Crockett. </s> <s> It's not his fault, Evan. You knew how bad he had it when we were kids.
labels: Don't give me this Oprah-book club bad upbringing shit, because you turned out fine.