texts: Some fag.  Charged me up the ass. </s> <s> Fag?  Ass?  I'm sorry, is that a joke? </s> <s> Poor taste.  I know.  Listen, I respect homosexuals.  When I was young, my maid was a homosexual.  My maid was a homosexual.
labels: I don't have a sense of humor, either.  Sorry.