texts: Huh?  Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. </s> <s> What the fuck are you-- </s> <s> I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian. I'm looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
labels: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?