texts: Mama is keeping score.  Frankly, she's getting rather annoyed with me </s> <s> I'm not surprised. </s> <s> So this year, when George White's Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida.  Right now she thinks I'm out there on my yacht - deep-sea fishing.
labels: Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding. You're barking up the wrong fish.