texts: You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O. </s> <s> Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we? </s> <s> Three whole weeks.
labels: Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?