texts: So, the end of the story is...you had to kiss the guy for twenty seconds? </s> <s> Yes!  And he was such a dork!  And everyone laughed at me, but I didn't care?  Because it was so funny! </s> <s> Okay, I get it.
labels: Oh!  And then this one time?  At band camp?  I stuck a flute in my pussy.