texts: Hmmm, it's soft. It's awful soft. </s> <s> What did you expect? </s> <s> Well, I thought they were more like a cantaloupe. </s> <s> Ha ha ha, that's some idea, a cantaloupe. </s> <s> There's some kind of gristle in it, though.
labels: Buddy, quit that, you're just a child, you're not supposed to be interested in such things.