texts: G'day, they say it's worth three grand... </s> <s> Fucking Australians!  I hate that country, continent, what is it? Don't we do nuclear testing there? </s> <s> Let's just declare war on the hellhole.  Before they make <u>Crocodile Dundee</u> three.
labels: Rock stars!  I'm going out of my mind.  All I get are perks.  I don't make money, I make gifts. How am I supposed to pay taxes with bathtub compact disc players and autographed drumsticks.  I want cash.  Moulah.  Wampum.  Dead Presidents.  Andrew Jackson. Gerald Ford.