texts: Good. </s> <s> The badge in my pocket says "detective," same as yours. </s> <s> I made a decision, because I have to consider the integrity of the scene.  I can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field.
labels: Yeah, well, all I want is...  Just, just don't be jerking me off.  That's all I ask.  Don't jerk me off.