texts: Please calm yourself. You'll soon be well if you do. </s> <s> I don't need any advice from you! Get me a doctor! </s> <s> I'm sorry, but we have no doctors here. </s> <s> No doctors?  That's fine. That's just fine. </s> <s> Please let me help you.
labels: Sure, you can help me! You can help me jump over that cliff! I've been looking and looking at the bottom of that mountain, but I haven't got the nerve to jump!