texts: I don't care, Philip.  You want to go chasing Barbara Zelman, go ahead.  Just watch out for those buck teeth. </s> <s> Barbara <u>Zelman</u>?  I don't believe this! </s> <s> Do you usually pay for Charlie? At "Trattoria <u>Valentino</u>"?
labels: Honey, I can't track of all the meals Charlie and I have been having.  This is a delicate time. If it leaks out that I'm jumping ship before I'm set up someplace else I could be out on my ear before I'm ready with nothing. With <u>nothing</u>.