texts: Smitty. </s> <s> Exactly. And I bet she's ugly. Real ugly. Otherwise, why wouldn't they print her picture next to her byline? </s> <s> Maybe she puts her work ahead of her personal appearance.
labels: I bet that's exactly what she tells herself! But you and I both know she's just a dried-up bitter old maid. Say, how about you and I grab a little dinner and a show after work? I was thinking maybe The King and I --