texts: Really? You'd do that for me? </s> <s> I've been very lazy for a long, long time. </s> <s> You seem like you're anything but lazy, Uncle Billy.
labels: I never finished school myself. Never had to. My brother built this empire from nothing but his wife's perky tits and a whole lot of gumption. He gave me a cushy job on a silver platter. I never struggled for a second.