texts: There was no sex.  She was very traditional.  We were waiting until we were married. </s> <s> You're kidding.  No sex?  Nothing?  No mu-shu? </s> <s> No mu-shu. </s> <s> What about a little king pao chicken? </s> <s> No kung pao chicken.  Never.
labels: Steamed dumplings?