texts: No kidding. </s> <s> Ask anybody around here. As a matter of fact, when it's time for me to go -- and I may go just like that --  -- I have promised my body to the Columbia Medical Center. </s> <s> Gee. Sort of gives you goose-bumps just to think about it.
labels: Well, they haven't got me yet, baby. Dig up some ice from the kitchen and let's not waste any time -- preliminary-wise.