texts: What did he ever do to you? </s> <s> He offended me with his terrible taste. </s> <s> It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.
labels: Oh, now you're defending that motherfucker?  You're going soft in your old age, Rob.  There was a time when you would have chased him out of the store and up the street.  Now all of a sudden I'm offending your golf buddy.  You're right, Rob.  I am so sorry. How are we ever going to make enough money to get you and Laura into the country club?