texts: Run for your lives, boys!  It's That great two-gun dog-catcher From Kansas! </s> <s> McMasters, isn't it?  Listen, you Seen a black stallion with- </s> <s> Look, I got a rule.  I don't talk To lawmen.  Dog-catchers neither.
labels: I'm not a lawman, I'm just a Private citizen getting' my Property back