texts: I'm in love. For the first time. It's funny, but when it happens to you, there's no question. </s> <s> He's a lucky man.  Do I know him? </s> <s> It's Elijah. </s> <s> The iguana? </s> <s> The monkey.
labels: Oh, right. As long as you're happy. I'm sure he's a better lover than I ever was.