texts: Yes, but... Really, I hate to sound... it's just that the public expects something different from its stars. People won't take you seriously. </s> <s> I don't care if my clothes are taken seriously. Or my car. </s> <s> You know what I mean.
labels: Uh-huh. You mean what if the public finds out I perspire? And wear slacks. And drive an old jalopy? What if they find out I'm a real person. Oh no! Say it ain't so! Not a real person!