texts: No, no, not at all!  I <u>love</u> women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. </s> <s> So you're not a fruit? </s> <s> Nah, I'm all man.  I even fought in WW2.  'Course, I <u>was</u> wearing ladies' undergarments under my uniform.
labels: You gotta be kiddin' me.