texts: Parker, tell me what's going on so I can return as quickly as possible to Boston and my whores and cigars, not necessarily in that order. </s> <s> Two weeks ago, we managed to arrange to have the Army hang one of the local farmers. </s> <s> Good.
labels: Unfortunately not, sir. A gang of local thugs managed to rescue him from the gallows. Not only has this inspired resistance from the other farmers, the redoubtable Mr. Alan Pinkerton was seriously injured during the incident.