texts: I'm not gonna get AIDS, pop --don't worry about it.  I always use a rubber. </s> <s> I don't give a... flyin'... chili- bean... fart about AIDS! </s> <s> You oughta use a rubber, pop.  You really should.
labels: What in the hell for?  You think I'm gettin' any at my age?  I don't like blue-haired women.  I don't like 'em.