texts: Well I guess that makes us even. </s> <s> Ha!  Don't make me laugh.  You're crazy about me!  That's why you lied and cheated to get near me! </s> <s> Oh come on, <u>you're</u> the one who came after me -- the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker!
labels: I was <u>slumming it</u>!  I danced with you because you were the most pathetic specimen in the place!