texts: Take the Cadillac and drive it off a cliff, for all I care. </s> <s> What'll you do for transportation? </s> <s> I'll buy a hundred more Cadillacs. Go home! </s> <s> You know what gets me about that Cadillac? </s> <s> Go home!
labels: When I drive it, I feel like I'm in the middle of a great big wad of bubblegum.  I don't hear anything, I don't feel anything.  I figure somebody else is driving.  It's a bitch.