texts: The only thing trying to get into your body is female and waiting for you on a cabana floor.  And you want to sleep with me.  Go figure. </s> <s> Look, I don't care if you believe me or not... </s> <s> I believe you.  You had some scary dreams, okay?
labels: No!  I don't know - everything's all mixed up.  What difference does it make?  I'm in trouble here.  I need your help.