texts: But you did it anyway. </s> <s> Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today. </s> <s> Actually, it was two.  You're different, Officer White.  You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.
labels: You look better than Veronica Lake.  Now, <u>Pierce Patchett</u>.