texts: I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils. </s> <s> Naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a Planet of the Apes doll hanging out his asshole. </s> <s> Goddamn.
labels: Had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out.