texts: From today on, our lives are different!  We'll be swimming laps in the same pool Jean Harlow did. </s> <s> I don't know.  It's so much money... </s> <s> Who cares?!  We're on a ROLL!  These are the moments in life you're supposed to grab.
labels: But Ed, we're not even married.  And you don't have a job.