texts: That's cheating? </s> <s> In the middle of it, she calls me Brad. </s> <s> She called you Brad? </s> <s> She called me Brad. </s> <s> That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom."
labels: I hit the lights and she freaks. Turns out she thought I was Brad Michaelson.