texts: Since I've been unfrozen, I've had a rancid taste in my mouth. Do you have a piece of gum? </s> <s> Do you think she's prettier than I? </s> <s> Who? </s> <s> You know who. </s> <s> No! Don't lay your hang-ups on me, Vanessa. You're being very trippy.
labels: I'm looking at you, and the whole time I can't help thinking you had your willie inside her hootchie-kooch.