texts: What do you want?  "Take my wife, please"?? </s> <s> Sure!  Comedy!  Make jokes about the traffic.  Do impressions.  Maybe a little blue material... </s> <s> I don't swear.  I -- I don't do what everyone else does!
labels: Well, everyone else gets this place cookin'!  Pal, it's hard for me to move the booze when you're singin' "Pop Goes The Weasel."