texts: What?  You know him? </s> <s> It was just a joke.  I was pushing the arrow.  I wanted to get to the next question.  I wanted to find out who was gonna win the Series. </s> <s> Are you saying you just made the whole thing up?  The guy never even existed?
labels: He existed.  He was some kid I knew from Little League.  He was a real jerk.  You say he's a friend of Dwayne's?