texts: I was serious before, you know.  If you need someone to keep an eye on them -- after school or something -- I don't have a job now, so I'm around in the afternoons. </s> <s> Great.  Another deadbeat. </s> <s> I'm not a deadbeat.  I work when I need to.
labels: Yeah?  And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?