texts: The world is going to end pretty soon if you don't learn fast.  Look, why not make yourself useful? I'm just about out of smokes.  Go around the corner to the Brooklyn Cigar Company and buy me two tins of Schimmelpenninck Medias. 
labels: Twenty dollars is a lot of money. Are you sure you can trust me with it? I mean, aren't you afraid I might steal it?