texts: Surf conditions okay? </s> <s> A little mushy. </s> <s> A little mushy!  You think the taxpayers would like it, Utah, if they knew they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls? </s> <s> Babes. </s> <s> What?
labels: The correct term is babes, sir.  Uh, this type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech.  Otherwise penetration is not possible, sir. Of the social infrastructure, I mean.