texts: At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world - all they care about are guitars and sports... they're all such fags! </s> <s> I hate sports. </s> <s> How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date, you never asked me out?
labels: You're a beautiful young girl... I can't imagine you would ever have had any interest in me, except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.