texts: Good day, monsieur.  Do you think it is possible for you to tell your driver to stop ringing that bell? </s> <s> My regrets, my dear Major, but I believe you have been blocking the road. </s> <s> Are you trying to provoke me, monsieur?
labels: No, Major, I merely wish to state that your vehicle appears to be somewhat slower and heavier than mine, and point out that, if you would be kind enough to pull over to one side of the road, I could pass you and be on my way.