texts: Eughh. Sounds horrible. </s> <s> It wasn't that bad. </s> <s> Did he -- you know? </s> <s> What? </s> <s> You know. </s> <s> No, he didn't make me touch it. </s> <s> Oh no, don't even mention it. </s> <s> He made me lick it. </s> <s> God, you're sick.
labels: And I got a stitch stuck between my teeth, jerked my head back and the whole fucking stump fell off.