texts: That's what I told his mother. And she said I was crazy. Her son ate the whole fucking light bulb and she said I was crazy. </s> <s> I don't know anything about that, Miss. I would have to examine you first... </s> <s> You ol' fucker!
labels: Well, I'm running a risk by letting you in, Miss. You know I'm runnin' a risk of gettin' my black ass fired. If you understand what I mean...