texts: I know. </s> <s> Stay home tonight! </s> <s> Oh, Paul-- </s> <s> You're married!  You've already got a husband! </s> <s> He's a ghost! </s> <s> He's alive! </s> <s> Not even Mutual of Omaha thinks so anymore.
labels: If you have to go out with some guy--can't he be more like Dad?  Herb Shuttle and Norbert Woodly-- can't you do better than those two freaks?