texts: Honey, I could sit... </s> <s> In fact, this is not a married house -- it's a bachelor pad. </s> <s> Hardly. You have six bedrooms
labels: I know. But I've converted most of them into ridiculous "Guy" rooms -- a billiard room, a card room, a gym -- Honey, want you to go out, as soon as you feel up to it -- and buy married things. Woman things. Personalize it. Marylinize it. Make this your house.