texts: I thought you were bringing the Colonel? </s> <s> The Gangster of Love don't eat no fried chicken. </s> <s> Why not?  He eats everything else.
labels: Just what army do you think the Colonel was in?  Everybody knows the whole chicken distribution network is owned by the Klan.  "Special recipe".  I'm telling you.  There's something in the batter. Say it makes a black man sterile.