texts: What's on Thursdays? </s> <s> It's the crews' night off. </s> <s> You mean we're alone on the boat? </s> <s> Completely. </s> <s> You know, I've never been completely alone with a man before - in the middle of the night - in the middle of the ocean.
labels: Oh, it's perfectly safe.  We're well anchored - the ship is in shipshape - and the Coast Guard promised to call me if there are any icebergs around.