texts: Where'd you get the money for the Chivas Regal? The poor box? </s> <s> That's an insult, I got a vow of poverty. </s> <s> Where'd you get it then? </s> <s> I stole it. </s> <s> I believe you.
labels: College president shouldn't drink. Tends to set a bad example, I figure I saved them from a big temptation.