texts: Ed, I'm so happy for you. </s> <s> Let's get married. </s> <s> Huh?! </s> <s> <u>Right now</u>.  Let's drive to Vegas! </s> <s> But it's pouring.  And the car top is stuck!
labels: So?  It's only a five-hour drive. And it'll probably clear up, once we hit the desert.  Heck, it'll probably clear up once we drive around the corner.  I promise.