texts: Ted, it's your dad.  I have a question for you.  I don't know how to put it tactfully. You know I'm lousy with words. </s> <s> Just say it, Dad. </s> <s> I know they were simple people, but did this trip help your college fund at all?
labels: Dad, let's just say I can buy anything I want in the whole bookstore. Including the bookstore.