texts: Aw, lookit this, lookit this -- she's bringin' Tampax in here. C'mon, you got nothin' but rooms over there. </s> <s> That your desk?  I'll take this one. </s> <s> WOULD YOU JUST GET OUTTA HERE?
labels: Listen, Sex Ape.  I'm here to stay. And if you don't want me for a roommate or classmate, you got two options -- move out or ring out. End of file.