texts: Why aren't you at work? </s> <s> I've been going over and over my experience last night. It was amazing.  I've decided I'm a transsexual. Isn't that the craziest thing? </s> <s> What, are you nuts? That's Oprah talking.
labels: Everything felt right for the first time. I need to go back to make sure, then if the feeling is still there. I'm going to speak to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.