texts: I thought you'd like this.  Best thing I ever did.  If you don't want to do it, DON'T... </s> <s> I'll call them, okay? </s> <s> It doesn't matter... </s> <s> I'm going to call. </s> <s> Do it for YOU.
labels: Okay, okay... okay?  I just... you know I hate surprises.