texts: A hearty breakfast is the start of a great morning... </s> <s> Oh, I forgot to tell you, you're on a diet...The fact you're still reasonably pretty is the one thing you got going for you. </s> <s> Oh Mommy, you're embarrassing me.
labels: Is every single thing out of your mouth since your "accident" have to be a monotone mumble of cheap sarcasm?