texts: Are you and mom getting a divorce? </s> <s> No. We're never getting a divorce. We were having a fight. It happens sometimes. </s> <s> Who won the fight?
labels: Men don't win fights with women, son, I'll tell you about that sometime, too. In the meantime, I've got a question for you, and it's incredibly important that you tell me the truth. Under no circumstances will I be angry with you. This is a total Get-Out-Of- Jail-Free card. Ready?