texts: Useless distractions. </s> <s> It's like the Stone Age.  The room time forgot.  What about a phone? </s> <s> And whom would you call? </s> <s> Oh, I don't know... Satan? </s> <s> Your cell is more than adequate.
labels: Right.  So what do we do now?  Ping- Pong?  Row over to the monastery?