texts: I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time. </s> <s> Well, it worked, and I will not let you fail.  You are Jerry Ma- fuckin-guire. </s> <s> That's right. </s> <s> King of the Housecalls! Master of the Living Room! </s> <s> Okay, this is working.
labels: You are not a loser.