texts: What?!  Parole officer?  You mean you're a criminal? </s> <s> Well, not anymore, Thelma, except for bustin' parole, I haven't done one wrong thing. </s> <s> What did ya do? </s> <s> I'm a robber. </s> <s> You're a bank robber?
labels: Nope.  I've never robbed a bank.