texts: You know you can always talk to me.  Right?  Whatever is going on in your life, your mom and I'll understand. </s> <s> Okay, Dad. </s> <s> You'd tell me if there was something wrong, wouldn't you, pumpkin?
labels: I'm not a pumpkin!  Okay?!!  Do I look even remotely like a pumpkin?! I'm not a muffin, or a cupcake or a honeybear either! And you don't understand anything Dad...