texts: I don't beg. </s> <s> And I don't take a shower in the middle of the yard. </s> <s> I can promise you complete privacy.
labels: You can't promise me anything!  You don't have anything to promise!  You live in a garage!  You don't have cable!  You're not hooked up to the internet because you don't even own a computer!  You don't have a job!