texts: You've been bitten by bats? </s> <s> Colonel Harper and I once shared a treetop with a family of bats. There was a flash flood.  There were piranha fish in the water. That's how Colonel Harper lost his little toe. </s> <s> You have chills?
labels: Chills, fevers, sweats.  You can describe it and name it after yourself: "the Woodly galloping crud."