texts: You can call me Oz. </s> <s> Do I have to? </s> <s> You can call me Ostreicher. </s> <s> What's your middle name? </s> <s> Forget it. </s> <s> Come on!  I won't tell. </s> <s> Neither will I.
labels: Okay.  So I had this...thought, and...this may seem like it's out of left field, and I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anyone --