texts: Simon just ejected! </s> <s> Sit down, Elaine.  If this bomb trick works we just might make it.  Simon was a fool to eject now. </s> <s> You mean... </s> <s> That's right -- premature ejection. </s> <s> What will happen to him, Ted?
labels: The sun will heat that thing to over 450 degrees within seconds.  He'll roast like a pig on a spit.