texts: So what was the theme of the pageant last year? </s> <s> Last year? It was, "Buy American." </s> <s> And the year before that? </s> <s> "U.S.A. is A-okay." </s> <s> Can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
labels: "Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's... maybe a gift from God or somethin'.