texts: Who asked you to get stuck with any of them? </s> <s> Is there a Mrs. Cruikshank? </s> <s> Yes. </s> <s> But you're -- divorced? </s> <s> No. </s> <s> Oh. </s> <s> My mother -- she lives in Detroit. Come on now -- give me those stamps.
labels: Only if you can prove to me that you're really Brian Cruikshank.