texts: With what? </s> <s> You were going to drive me around. Drop me at LAX.  Never be the wiser. But El Gordo missed the elevator.  So we go to Plan B.  Pop the trunk. </s> <s> The trunk?
labels: Did I stutter?  The trunk.  Unless you want him riding up front with you...but given hygiene and his sphincters have let go...