texts: Why not? </s> <s> Because it's sentimental tacky crap, that's why not.  Do we look like the kind of store that sells "I Just Called To Say I Loved You?" Go to the mall and stop wasting our time. </s> <s> What's your problem?  What did I... Why are you --
labels: Do you even know your daughter? There is no way she likes that song. Or is she in a coma?