texts: You're not being funny, I could get actors for less. What about the food? </s> <s> The caterer had to back for hors d'oeuvres-  Voila. </s> <s> That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?
labels: There was nothing he didn't know.  There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know we ordered domestic gin by mistake?