texts: Really?  I was looking at some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division -- do you know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year? </s> <s> That makes me feel just terrible. </s> <s> Why?
labels: Well, to make the figures come out even -- since I have no colds a year -- some poor slob must have five colds a year.