texts: He remarried. Apparently they were having an affair for years. Apparently the first Mrs. Delaney was a bit of a stiff. </s> <s> You mean -- she didn't like sex? </s> <s> I bet mom could've helped her.
labels: Boy. All these years I've resented not living the wild life in some place like Paris and all the time I could've moved back to Iowa... Are you drunk?