texts: Data, you're not thinking about using that thing are you? </s> <s> It has occurred to me on several occasions. But I believe this may be the appropriate time. </s> <s> Wait a minute. I thought you've always been afraid it would overload your neural net.
labels: That is true. However, I believe my growth as an artificial lifeform has reached an impasse. For thirty-four years I have endeavored to become more "human"- to grow beyond my original programming. And yet I am still unable to grasp such a simple concept as humor. This emotion chip is the only answer.