texts: Why's that? </s> <s> Let's just say I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. </s> <s> Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
labels: I didn't know that. See? You _are_ interesting. And call me Chase. By the way, do you have a first name? Or do I just call you bats?