texts: She met him at college. </s> <s> College! </s> <s> They were in the same creative writing class. </s> <s> College? </s> <s> She has a master's degree in English literature.
labels: What a pity!  Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch.  Everything stops.  And the doctor?  He worships your father, too?