texts: Relax, fans.  The car isn't here. </s> <s> Is that So? </s> <s> I lent it to a friend of mine. He took it up to Palm Springs. </s> <s> Had to get away for his health, I suppose. </s> <s> You don't believe me?  Look in the garage.
labels: Sure we believe you, only now we want you to believe us.  That car better be back here by noon tomorrow, or there's going to be fireworks.