texts: To talk to you. </s> <s> Which means the video store is ostensibly closed. </s> <s> It's not like I'm miles away. </s> <s> Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores. </s> <s> Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together!
labels: You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?  You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!