texts: Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition.  It blew books from shelves at twenty feet away.  Scared the socks off some poor librarian.
labels: Sure.  That's great, Ray.  I think you should get down there right away and check it out.  Let me know what happens.