texts: Right. </s> <s> I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a fat cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his ass blew off. </s> <s> Shut up.
labels: I'm telling you the truth. And after that, I've always givin' my money to retards. Because that's the reverse of what he did.