texts: No.  No bats, no flying.  They... float, occasionally.  Not really flying. </s> <s> Toasty.  Were there ever any, like, famous vampires? </s> <s> Oh, several.  Lucretia Borgia, Joseph Mengele, Franklin Pangborn... are any of those names familiar?
labels: If I say 'no' does that make me a bad person?