texts: I had to follow her to a store. </s> <s> What's wrong with your paisley tie? </s> <s> Ellie, it was a formal party... </s> <s> Excuse me!  You went to a party with her? </s> <s> I'm her bodyguard, goddamnit...
labels: I know you're her bodyguard.  Did she buy it or did you?