texts: I was just waiting for the right time. </s> <s> And you didn't feel like you could trust my wife with this news? </s> <s> I just didn't want to take a chance. I didn't want to risk it.  It could have been frozen along with everything else.
labels: You had it all figured out.  You move into my house.  You raise my kids.  You sleep with my wife.  It was a good plan, Arnie.