texts: Bull fiddle. </s> <s> Fascinating.  Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it? </s> <s> Most of the time I slap it. </s> <s> You must be quite a girl. </s> <s> Wanna bet?
labels: My last wife was an acrobatic dancer - you know, sort of a contortionist - she could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes - Zowie! - but Mama broke it up.