texts: Not even close. Hell, we can't even make Syria or Iraq. </s> <s> Where are we now? </s> <s> Over the Black Sea. I can probably get us to Turkey or Georgia.
labels: No! If we land this plane anywhere else, we will end up another Entebe.  The Americans built a super plane that flies through mushroom cloud, evades missiles and...  refuels in mid-air. Call the White House.