texts: ...and who was Benjamin Franklin again? </s> <s> The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla. </s> <s> I didn't know that. </s> <s> Welcome to public school, my friend. </s> <s> Hey, teach, how'd you get so smart?
labels: When you live in the basement of the school, you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes out all the answers on your brain.  Now how about a slushee?