texts: Um, I guess -- </s> <s> Good.  And one more thing.  I think your "Written, Directed, and Starring Ed Wood" credit is a bad idea. </s> <s> Why?!  I did all those things!  Hell, I even built the props.
labels: And you did a bang-up job, too.  But you don't want other producers to know that's you in drag.  Trust me. It's a career killer.