texts: I can't hear you.  I can't hear anything.  I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna lose hearing in my ear!  I'm-- </s> <s> Listen, you are witnessing genius! </s> <s> I, I, my ears are experiencing a meltdown!  I can't hear anything.
labels: Look, can't you feel the energy? It's tangible energy!  The room's alive with positive vibrations!