texts: Wait, I was going to tell you-- </s> <s> You set me up. For a story.  You know what's crazy? I was actually considering waiting for you. </s> <s> But now you don't have to--
labels: Now I don't want to! I bought all of your penguin crap. I thought I found her--the right one! And the problem was she was too young! No - the problem was--she didn't even exist!