texts: Oh, Thelma.  Oh, no. </s> <s> I mean I finally understand what all the fuss is about.   This is just a whole 'nother ball game! </s> <s> Thelma, please get a hold of yourself.  You're making a spectacle.
labels: You know, Louise, you're supposed to be my best friend.  You could at least be a little bit happy for me. You could at least pretend to be slightly happy that for once in my life I have a sexual experience that isn't completely disgusting.