texts: How did you know my name? </s> <s> Your Uncle Phil told me. </s> <s> Where is he?? He was supposed to meet me. </s> <s> Hey relax, you think I kidnapped him or something? </s> <s> This is California, anything is possible.
labels: Well if I was looking for a victim, I definitely wouldn't pick your Uncle Phil who outweighs me by about 150 pounds, besides, who would I ask for ransom? You??