texts: Five ten. Brown eyes. But you're no pinup. </s> <s> No? </s> <s> Nope. Not handsome at all. </s> <s> You trying to hurt my feelings? </s> <s> No. It's the truth. </s> <s> Well, I could say the same about you. </s> <s> Could you?
labels: But I won't. We're more polite around these parts.