texts: Well, I believe you have to fill out a form. There's a pad right around here. </s> <s> No. I want my money back right now. </s> <s> Well, that's not the way it works, really. And you ate most of your food already, too...
labels: See that sign? It says 100% Money Back Guarantee. Do you know the meaning of the word 'guarantee'? Do they teach you that here? Give me my money back.