texts: Everyone at work heard you. </s> <s> I just called for a second. </s> <s> Long enough to call Victoria a ho. </s> <s> It's a short word. </s> <s> This is not a joke.  Thank God Victoria doesn't know.  It would really have hurt her feelings.
labels: If she knew, she'd never forgive me.  It would be hopeless for the two of you.