texts: What're you talking about? </s> <s> You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks! </s> <s> It was only a few times... </s> <s> And then you pull that shit this morning, freaking out because I've gone down on a couple guys! </s> <s> A couple...?
labels: I'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex, sneaking around behind your back! And if you think that thirty-seven dicks are a lot, then just wait, mister: I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now!