texts: Hey, Mikey-- </s> <s> I knew she was Japanese going into it, but she didn't tell me the ninja assassin part-- </s> <s> Mikey-- </s> <s> Her parents acted like I was gonna blow my nose on their curtains-- </s> <s> Mikey--
labels: If I stayed out past ten with the guys she'd go into her Madame Butterfly routine--