texts: Eight and twenty-four. </s> <s> Eight and twenty-four!  How'd we ever win 8 games? </s> <s> It's a miracle.
labels: Look, guys--I'm a man, I got needs too.  I understand this party-- but...  sex is the one thing you can get further behind in and catch up faster than anything I know.  There's a baseball lesson in there somewhere.  Where's Crash?