texts: She's not here. </s> <s> Where is she? </s> <s> She went out to check into skywriting.  I can't believe you lied.  Is this a genetic thing, men will say anything just to get laid?
labels: No!  That's not fair.  That's not it at all.  Look, something somewhere got screwed up.  Maybe some metaphysical wires got crossed.  I may not have the right name, but I was there.  I'm the guy.  I'm-- skywriting??