texts: And these? </s> <s> Fifty-six.  That girl had on a corset. </s> <s> And these? </s> <s> Forty-four. They're on special this week from the Canary Islands. A real bargain. </s> <s> I think I'll take them. 
labels: A good choice. You wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of your firstborn with a box of stinkers, would you? Remember to keep them in the refrigerator until you hand them out.