texts: Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them. </s> <s> Wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me. </s> <s> There are more important matters right now...
labels: NO WAY, DUDE! I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO GET WENDY TO LIKE ME!!