texts: I snuck in. </s> <s> You media people, you think you can just go anywhere you want, spy on people. </s> <s> Listen, Mister LaPlante... uh, Bernie... Who... are... you?
labels: Who am I?  You're asking me?  You're the big expert for Chrissake!  I'm what?  The "Scumbag," right?  The sleazebag something or other, the blackmailer, the...