texts: The Black Pearl is a real ship. </s> <s> No, it's not. </s> <s> Yes it is.  I've seen it. </s> <s> You've seen it? </s> <s> Yes. </s> <s> You've seen the Black Pearl? </s> <s> Yes. </s> <s> You haven't seen it. </s> <s> Yes, I have.
labels: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?