texts: Osgood proposed to me.  We're planning a June wedding. </s> <s> What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood. </s> <s> You think he's too old for me? </s> <s> Jerry!  You can't be serious! </s> <s> Why not?  He keeps marrying girls all the time!
labels: But you're not a girl.  You're a guy! And why would a guy want to marry a guy?