texts: You should have seen me before I went on a diet. </s> <s> I mean, your shoulders - and your arms - </s> <s> That's from carrying around the bull fiddle. </s> <s> But there's one thing I envy you for. </s> <s> What's that?
labels: You're so flat-chested.  Clothes hang so much better on you than they do on me.