texts: Hey, I know that, hey, I'm <u>kidding</u>...  "It's a pageant" </s> <s> ...that's what it is. </s> <s> "The Country Is At War."  </s> <s> It's Miss America, N'you're Bert Parks.  </s> <s> ...Yoha, Yoha... Yoha.  <i>Why</i> Albania?
labels: Because.