texts: You are not gonna believe this, Evelyn!  Absolutely fantastic!  I'm on my way -- </s> <s> I am so tired of your bullshit, Bernie. </s> <s> Ev, it's not my fault!  I'm trying to tell you this incredible --
labels: It's never your fault, Bernie! Never ever!  You screwed up my life, now you're gonna screw up Joey's life, but you're never gonna accept responsibility for anyth--