texts: Where you staying, Dad? </s> <s> The Hilton. </s> <s> How do you like it?  Istanbul?
labels: Well, it's an interesting place...  Tell you the truth, I think the food is lousy. The crap they sell in these little restaurants. I went out to eat in one of them last night, and I had to run to the damn toilet... You shoulda' seen the toilet.