texts: Uh-huh. </s> <s> So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. </s> <s> I unnerstand.
labels: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?'  So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'