texts: Cooper, back the fill off I don't have enough shadow... </s> <s> You've got a fruit loop in your hair. </s> <s> You say that like I don't know that. </s> <s> I once threw an entire bowl of jello on my stepmother's head -- </s> <s> And when did that pass?
labels: Actually, never.  They'll always hate you.  There's a gene for it.