texts: I didn't do that! </s> <s> You said you were here all day? </s> <s> Yeah, but I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids!
labels: An angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at Quick Stop Convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. Division of taxation calls the State Board of Health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. You say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours.  It's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.