texts: I'm still on anti-biotics, I really                         ] shouldn't be caffeining...Gosh, I've had a lot of daydreams about losing my virginity. Never one like this. For one, I wasn't a mutant. Secondly, I...What are you thinking?
labels: I'm just thinking I'm glad I broke up with everyone I ever went out with.  The swelling is gonna go down, right?