texts: Look at this!  An evil Russian! Ooo, here's an evil Nazi -- he likes to fight dirty!  Hey, here's an evil Japanese guy! </s> <s> What is this, World War Two...? </s> <s> You know, I always wanted to be a bad-guy wrestler...
labels: No offense, pal, but I just don't think you're built for it.  These he- men'll kick your ass!!  They're huge!