texts: Try the spicy tuna hand roll. </s> <s> What?!  How do I do that? </s> <s> Uh -- forget that.  Look, is that all you're interested in?  Ways to get your girlfriend into bed?
labels: Well, no.  I think...I guess it would be good to be able to return the favor.  I mean, it would be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do.