texts: Dad, did you do it?  Did you take that money? </s> <s> Sweetheart, no.  Don't be ridiculous. </s> <s> Swear to god, I need to know the truth. </s> <s> Honey! </s> <s> Swear to god. </s> <s> I swear to god. </s> <s> But I found the money.
labels: Honey, it's not what you think.