texts: No, you can't. </s> <s> Yes, I can. </s> <s> You can't! </s> <s> Can! </s> <s> Can't!  Can't!  Can't! </s> <s> I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! </s> <s> Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer!  Prove it.
labels: All right, then, I will.  Stand back everyone!