texts: My ex-husband was a lawyer. </s> <s> Really.  How wonderful for you. </s> <s> Yes.  It was, actually. </s> <s> Oh, actually it was.  Then why'd you call it off? </s> <s> Who says I'm the one that called it off?
labels: A brick house says you divorced him.  I'll put you on your honor. Bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner.  And I'll take your word for it.  Now you tell me the truth.  Because you cannot lie to me.  What's your name?