texts: "Greetings.  I am the Count." </s> <s> "Greetings.  I am Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure." Audience laughs.  Applause.  "Say, that's a funny place to sleep." </s> <s> "It is my home."
labels: "Oh, tract housing, huh?"  Laugh. "You need a new real estate agent."