texts: Your wife? </s> <s> I'm not married. </s> <s> Why? </s> <s> Oh, I don't know.  Because no girl in her right mind will have me? </s> <s> A man who is not married has nothing.  He is a man of trouble. You need a woman.
labels: You proposing what I think you're proposing?  Don't you think I'm a little young for you?