texts: For God's sake, tell him I'm on my way.  Let's go, Chucky.  A police escort is gonna pick us up en route.  You too, LaPlante. </s> <s> Me! </s> <s> If you're not in the car in ten seconds, I'll have the cops pick you up.
labels: The cops!  What kinda bullshit is this?  Is this America or -- ?