texts: Start pulling it apart!  We're climbing down on it. </s> <s> This rope is sixty years old! </s> <s> These old ropes can hold 900 lbs., each strand 300.  I'm 190, you're about 135 -- it just may hold. </s> <s> Never </s> <s> Never, what?!
labels: I've never weighed 135 lbs.!