texts: Look, Elena, the fact that we're neighbors... you know, close friends, well it sort of makes this a little strange, don't you think?
labels: My husband is probably passed out in the bathroom, or at least he wishes he were. I've been married to him for 17 years and I don't have any intention of going in there to get him... so what I'm proposing is that since your wife has gone off with a boy, and since you are standing here alone, I'm proposing that you and I do what makes sense. Stay warm. Pass some time. That's all.