texts: Craig stole Maxine from me, Dr. Lester. </s> <s> Hmmm, a lesbian, are you? I must inform you that I find that highly arousing. </s> <s> No, you don't understand. I've been inside Malkovich when I'm with Maxine...
labels: What?! That is not allowed. My God, you are supposed to be one of us. You know you must never partake of Malkovich by yourself!