texts: Kansas, I want you to meet someone special. </s> <s> Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom!  Like my life ain't a great big pile-of-shit 'cause you're in here?  Now I have to add, "P.S. My mom's a dyke" too? </s> <s> What?!  Hush up, you mouthy little shit!
labels: Hey, don't "mouthy shit" me - I'm outta here.