texts: How about someone who really really liked Shostakovich? </s> <s> Are you asking me to marry you? </s> <s> No, I'm just testing to see how deeply perverted and impulsive you are. </s> <s> Very. </s> <s> Oh good, I'm worse... Are you really twenty-two?
labels: Who told you that?  No.  I'm twenty...  Five.