texts: Uh... I can assure you, Mister Daggett... the events described within are based... on the accounts of eye witnesses and... </s> <s> Meaning the duck himself, I guess. </s> <s> Duke.
labels: Duck, I says.  "You have insulted the honor of this beautiful woman, Corcoran," said the duck. "You must apologize." But Two Gun Corcoran would have none of it and, cursing, he reached for his pistols and would have killed them but The Duck was faster and hot lead blazed from his smoking sixguns." 