texts: Why can't you be his uncle and not his playmate? </s> <s> Jesus Christ.  I get in a good mood.  How hard is it just to decide to be in a good mood, and then be in a good mood? </s> <s> Gee, it's easy.
labels: Look, I'm really sorry that Mom and Dad made you take me in. Really.  If it's such a big deal, I'll go.  But remember this, it used to be fun.  It used to be warped, twisted and hilarious, and I mean that in the best possible way, I mean it as a compliment. I mean, I'm sorry T-I-M left you.  But I am not T-I-M.