texts: You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism! </s> <s> What the fuck are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help! </s> <s> Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine. 
labels: The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?