texts: Hey, I don't believe it. </s> <s> Hiya, kid. </s> <s> I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... </s> <s> Don't.  We've had a hard night. </s> <s> I can see that.  Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit.  What happened?
labels: We and my pal here have been taking it on the chin for the last few hours...