texts: I guess it was too much to ask that it would somebody older...and maler. Like you. </s> <s> Hey, I thought I wasn't your type. </s> <s> Wichita--you're everybody's type. But seriously, don't worry about it. I get my occasional crushes.
labels: Hey, it's not a crush anymore if                            ] you actually say it to the person                           ] you supposedly have the...                                  ] ] JASPER                                             ] Thought I'd get points for a post-                          ] modern approach to coming on to you.                        ]