texts: Better hurry, Doc.  A real story.  With a real reporter. </s> <s> Joey ....  Look, you wanna ride?  I can go by your place. </s> <s> You'd lose the money-shots.  No.  I'll catch a bus.  Or a cab.  Don't worry about it.  Go.
labels: OK.  Be careful.  And lighten up.  Story of your life could be right round the corner.