texts: Listen, I'm not feeling well. </s> <s> Well, no wonder.  We just met, made love and broke up all in the space of thirty seconds and I can't even remember the first kiss which is the best part. </s> <s> Listen, you're very nice... b...
labels: So are you, but I think maybe you should shut up now...  ... I'm not coming up to your apartment.  That was never my idea.