texts: I don't know him. Is he a nice guy? You think he'll help me out? </s> <s> I don't see why not. When you gonna come round and see my new place? </s> <s> You and Robin moved?
labels: Shit, are you behind. Me and Robin got a divorce six months ago. Got myself a new place - mirrors all over the bedroom, ceiling fans above the bed. Guy'd have to look as ugly as King Kong not to get laid in this place. I'm serious, a guy'd have to look like a gorilla.