texts: I'm sorry to hear that. Was it a car accident? </s> <s> it was a hot air balloon crash. They always enjoyed the little things in life, it's something they passed down to me </s> <s> What an interesting way to go! I mean, it's horrible, but interesting.
labels: In accordance with their wishes, I had their bodies thrown into a pod of orcas. Free Willy was dad's favorite film.