texts: It's actually a cabbage if that helps.  </s> <s> i did not know that. that's fascinating. cabbage is kind of gross too, though. </s> <s> Not if done correctly.  Stir frying is the best way for cabbage.  
labels: I would consider trying some stir fried cabbage, but it'd have to be done by a competent cook. I'm no good at cooking!