texts: Wait what? You have 16 kids? That's insane! </s> <s> My wife is very fertile. Every time we had a child, she would have another. Plus we had sextuplets one time. and quintuplets another. </s> <s> Did she have sextuplets before she won miss USA or after?
labels: Oh, it was definitely before. We actually weren't married before our first 4 babies, so she was able to be MISS America and not Mrs. America. ;)