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 Do you want to make $50,000 on the biggest fight of the year? The Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight is finally here. And better is giving you a chance to want to $50,000. Simply by answering five questions about the fight. All you guys do is download better. And give your picks for five questions on Paul Tyson. If you go far for five, you're taking him a piece of the 50K Jackpot. I don't know shit about boxing, but even I can answer these questions. One of them is literally, will somebody get their ear bit off in this fight? Uh, obviously. Get in the better, I've been play. Welcome back to talk.
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 I got Chelsea here and I know you're expecting a big episode, but you just got to wait a minute for us to Yeah, how are you feeling? Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous. I'm not gonna laugh I think I'm nervous for you too. Is that your feeling nervous? Yeah, just a little bit Oh Are you feeling more scared or excited? I'm a little bit of both that say what about the jealousy part I know I know that's why you didn't want to reveal them because you didn't want other female seeing well I'm stressed him and as long as he don't do no bullshit I guess we're good. Is there anything else?
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 whatever, it's a lot of my prod, but that's good. No, I feel as though to me, I'd have hit him forever. Nobody know about him. Which I think people with the Tennessee game seen him. And they were like, no, yeah, he's been out, and public with us before. I mean, yeah, I got public with him a lot. And people never like, hey, is that Pookey? No, someone has before. Are you talking about the guy that got you to KIA? I don't know. He said, it's been on that thing. It's been on that thing. Okay, there was this guy, where were we at Los Angeles?
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 And it gives you a bunch of descriptions and a bunch of answer choices. One through whatever. Like the first one is a picnic at Centennial Park. The second is live music at the Bluebird Cafe. And it tells you exactly what is at the Bluebird Cafe. And then the next one is the Art Crawling Downtown National. It gives you description of what you can actually see there. Centennial Park, Chelsea Laksrich, can you connect in with nature? Well, Chelsea Laksrich, Chelsea Laksrich. Chelsea Laksrich is our official. Okay, now.
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 Do you want to live in the attic or do you want like a added on bedroom? Why the fuck would I choose an attic over bedroom? You know some people have some snazziatics. Yeah, they did. They have like little- Have you saw those like the barn doniums kind of? They have like a barn. The many of them. Shut the fuck up. Barn barn donium haven't has a house yet. You know how they have like a loft kind of? Do you want a loft or do you want like a whole bedroom? I don't know. What for your house? Chelsea, I think you definitely need to use that for you and your man because I'm curious no zodiac.
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 if he's a gymnat, turn around and run the opposite way. Let me just go and tell you. A tourist? Terrible man. Along with a gymnat, I'm in. So it says based on the provided birth dangerous zodiac sign as a tourist. And the other person's zodiac sign is an areas. Let's assist the compatibility, potential dynamics between a tourist and a areas. And then it's gonna give you like a compatibility over view. So it says, elemental influence, a tourist is an art sign known for being grounded, practically not reliable, fire sign, all right, it's gonna weigh too fast.
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 let it roll load all of them cuz it's just scrolling down right now I can't keep up I'm nervous There was like a very, very long process conclusion and it tells like I just go way for it to get down there but it gives you like challenges and everything else I thought he'd use a good challenge Is y'all probably facing y'all's like relationship and I'll count the phrase you think Relationships. That's crazy. I haven't got that for no scare communication places communication skills I'm excited. I hope y'all get married Okay, y'all. It's very fresh right now, so you're pushing exactly
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 but he's still still though. He's like a good guy. He's not done probably one thing, that I think is wrong. Oh, now I just got hot hopes for you because I know how the last one was. So it says about you and such said man that while tourists and areas have different approaches to life, their relationships can be dynamic and fulfilling of both parties are willing to appreciate and learn from each other's differences. By embracing their complimentary qualities and working through challenges with patience and understanding they can create a balanced harmonious right.
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 partnership. Why? Why? Why do Mama? So recently last night, I put a poll on my Instagram story wanting to know what kind of questions you have for Pookey, and here are the questions that we have so far. Does he treat you like a queen? No look at me. It definitely does. He puts up a lot of bullshit that I probably wouldn't if I was a man. Okay, was it love it first sight? I mean for my end, yeah.
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 You look at that scrum dilly-ish ass man. I'm like you know So like y'all are gonna blast me for so like first sight You're probably why that bitch did so big no I'm not always like Taley was just one of those things where I developed love over a past period of time I'll ever now so it was not love for it for sight Thank you Chelsea was your first kiss Oh man, no, let's not talk about Taley with me tell you first
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 the moment when I'm talking to other men like for like business purposes. But I mean, you can say something about me. How do you feel about the name Pookey? I don't mind Pookey. I mean everybody calls me a Pookey. No, I don't have an identity anymore, but that's okay. Do you know what Pookey really means though? Cudder? No, it's like a terrible, god-awful fart. Well, why would you tell me that? Oh no, let's just kind of what I don't know. Pookey meant to like app-
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 us sort of calling you that. And then people were like, do you know that means I was like, no, what? And they're like, a I foul-outer smelling fart fair enough. I'll take it now. Okay. Are you bringing Pookey to the fight? Well, of course. Towsy. Had you feel about the fight? I'm excited. Hey, you're writing for Tyson. Sorry. I agree with that. Pookey would bet you. Who am I saddened with? Yeah. I got to go big Mike. Word. You think he's going to come by a zero off, probably. So if he did-
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 Yeah, yeah, we were in Los Angeles and we had like a whole like day and Pookie was there with us and we rode scooters on the side of the road And we kept trying to find like a place to go get like a back massage, but I don't know how every single one in the same day We're just booked up and did not have an appointment. They were closed and are like we got such a shitty day Yeah, that was bad But Anyhow we were walking down the street. That's we parked these scooters and this man walks up to us and he's like I know you And I was like okay, he was like yeah, you're spit on that
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 to go I talked to Jake Paul and you guys will say that we have a little beef and here it is. Hello, Mr. Jake Paul. Hello, hello. Thank you for having me. I'm ready to talk to you. No pun intended, right? Yeah, not not intended there. Well, thank you for coming on my cringy podcast. Hey, I don't think it's cringy. I really like where you guys are going with the science and the history of civilization and just being able to exp.
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 Glor and break down barriers of human philosophy. I still don't even know what philosophy is. You're not helping your case. Yeah, I really know what. It's okay. Right, right, right. Well, it's amazing to be here. Thank you. Well, of course. Thank you for coming on. Yeah, I think we had to delete the last one, right? That we did. I'm sure it still exists somewhere. I was as drunk as a scunk. Yeah, you walked off of it. And it's okay. I didn't walk. Did I walk off? Yeah, I actually kicked the microphone over it. So it felt like this podcast.
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 I thought I should get up and do that sometimes. Yeah, you should. Some of the most viewed podcasts ever are when the guests leave. I should do that. So if you want me to leave, if you ever want me to leave, I mean, I can do it again if you want. No, that's okay. Don't do that. Okay. You stay here and you talk to me like a man. Got it? Yeah, man. Man. There you go. You got it. Can't run away this time. I was trying to go in. You know, it's going really good, man. It's going really, really good. I'm really strong, really excited. So, I'm just, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just going to go in. Yeah, I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in. I'm just going to go in.
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 And I've just been having fun, you know, it's all of it is very surreal. So I'm enjoying camp as much as possible. And, you know, just heavyweight vibes, it's been difficult, sparring 300 pound guys multiple times a week. But when I get in there with Mike, he's gonna feel light. So how does it feel to be like a first time Fedas? I mean, heavyweight. Yeah, I know, it feels really good. Thank you for the compliment. Yeah, and you know, honestly, that's probably...
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 the nicest thing someone said to me in a minute. And it feels good. I love eating donuts, crispy cream. I saw you eat. Hey, I have seeds chicken. Exactly. And you name it, I'll eat it. So there's no anything you want to eat. Can't can't think of anything, honestly. And how long did it take to put the fat suit on? That was like two hours. And it's pretty, it's a pretty miserable process, but taking it off is...
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 Because it like rips your skin off and then your skin is basically like covered in glue for the next four days But it's insane how many people thought that shit was real. I mean, it looked real until I got told it. What not thought it was real That's not good you should probably Just look deeper into things maybe a little bit when you're scouring the internet. Yeah, I'm gollable I want to keep it on for probably like what eight hour
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 We filmed a bunch of videos like all of those videos that I uploaded were all filmed in one day So that's good. Pretty efficient. Are you nervous about the fight a little bit? Yeah as it gets closer to me the nerves and the emotions and everything Continue to rise and Tyson's looking really strong. I seen a video of him hitting the bag the other day and He's got power. He's got speed. He's got combinations. He's going
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 into the body. So it's it's nerve wracking especially being in the heavyweight division where he's going to have a lot of power and maybe power that I'm not used to. How old is he now? He's 58. He's 58. Yes. He moves like a 35-year-old and it's crazy right like I fight Mike Perry who's like 32 and this you
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 and a version of Mike Tyson's gonna be exponentially more difficult than Mike Perry. Mike Perry scared me a little bit. Yeah, he's a violent guy. Jake, can you give us any hints on your walk-out like what you're wearing? Yeah, this outfit that I've made for the fight is the most expensive fight outfit in the history of boxing. It's $1 million, so I cost a pretty penny and it's very shiny.
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 That's the... hence I will give, but for the walkout, I'm gonna be driving in a certain vehicle to the ring which is gonna be pretty cool, but the rest you're gonna have to wait and see. The song is sort of related to Mike Tyson's career and a film that he did. Oh, I'm scared of that. I hope it's better than the the Dark Vader mask.
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 And she should on that thing. That was the first time I've heard that I was at walls for a while. Oh, you got poopy? Just over here standing like, what are you doing? Yeah, I was not expecting that. I don't think I was expecting that. Yeah, he asked him. He was like, is that poopy? Yeah, but he was like, yeah, and he was like, yeah you're the man. He was like, everyone wants to be right now. Any other people that have come up to me while he was like standing beside me, oh my, yeah, that's poopy in case you didn't know. So I'm like, oh, I'm like, yeah, I mean, it's not a big deal or anything, but they never like just puff.
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 Did I wear a Darth Vader mask? Did you wear a Darth Vader mask? Was it not Darth Vader? No, it was like gladiators. Well, it was like Batman or something like that. I don't fucking know. Yeah. Yeah, that was people. I saw like a super viral Tik Tok of them hating on the recent outfit. What kind of outfit was it? It was kinda cool, but it was like a gladiator outfit. I mean, I thought it was pretty cool. Thank you. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious. I'm so curious.
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 girlfriend and and and Haley thought it was cool so I mean that's all you need to do list right there that's all you need don't worry yes I'm just like paying you for this fight a lot of a lot of dinero it's it's pretty crazy boxing is a very lucrative sport but it's it's up there I get I've said it in the media but then they get mad at me for saying it so
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 I'm not allowed to say it but it's up there in the eight figures. Okay, props to you. Now what's this about you think Jojo Siwo will what my ass? She will. Jojo Siwo is lethal, first of all. Second of all, that's my sister basically. We're tight like this. You and Jen, no? Yeah, people don't know. As in I take talk.
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 And it's like, JoJo was missing. I think she's hiding from me. You know where she's at? Yeah. I don't know, but you definitely don't want the smoke with her. You're very, you know, feminine and tiny, and she is a dancer with rhythm. And she has this masculine presence, and she would literally end your life. JoJo, see you all with more. Yeah, when she come in here and I saw how like, while at her shoulders, where I was like, oh no.
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 Yeah, I don't know. She's explosive. Like, you know those dance moves, like, you get hit with one of those, and it's game over. Yeah, I've been cooked at that time. I actually don't even think you could fight a cold. Fight who? A cold. Oh, I see. What are you doing? I'm not doing it. Like, you couldn't crack an egg. He's really on your ass right now. This is why she's sitting on Tyson's side. Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you?
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 are you gonna bet on Tyson? So I think I am gonna bet on Tyson, but I wanna make like a side bet with you. Okay, what's the side of the… Okay, so if you win! When I win, you have to get a better tattoo, but if Tyson wins, then I'll get a talk to attach to. Okay, I'm fair. I'm fair with that. All right, deal. I'll shake your hand from across the. Actually, we hand hug. Thank you. I appreciate that a whole lot. Are you the type of person who likes?
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 bit on your hand for hand shakes. Depends if I like you or not, I'd probably spit directly in your eye if I didn't like you. Right. You spit in your hand when you shake hands? No, no, I just thought because the whole, the talk to a thing I did. I think spit like on a hand's a little... Yeah, that's pretty much. Like, if I was to shake her hand, I'm not gonna spit on it and shake her hand, you know? That's dirty. No. Like, I don't know where her mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. Actually, I do know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. So, I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. You know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been. I don't know where my mouth's been.
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 germs. Yeah, I'm a germaphob actually fun fact people don't know that about me. I don't I don't like to touch people's hands like I'm always doing fist bumps and stuff. I feel privileged you touched my hand when you gave me a hand hug like like just now. You know we've hand hug before Yeah, I don't I don't know if I remember that but that's okay. Don't worry. I'm sanitized. I don't like germs either. Okay good Good. Yeah, germs are nasty people are nasty. I know what people do. You know you
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 in there using the restroom and don't watch you. You can all nasty wiping their noses and stuff and then they're just like going around. Or like, it could be picking a wedge yet or they're asking to just say, how are you, you know, dirty? Exactly. A lot of people don't shower. It's it's crazy. It's a it's a pandemic. What are all laughing at? Does one of you not shower? No, seriously people people will do like every other day. It's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our it's our Our it's our our it's our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our
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 That's like way more common than you think. That's dirty. Yeah. They make shower in a can. Then we found some olda. Yeah. We did. I understand what you sprayed on though. No, it was like wipes. You just wipe yourself. No, there was a spray too. Maybe you should come out with something for like your W brand. Yeah, a quick shower in a can. A shower, a shower in your hand for people that don't shower. Get W. And we can make like the smell of it roses.
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 often asked her. I think a bunch of people are expecting him to be like you. No, well me. Yeah, and not real. They either think it's me or they think it's like another influencer or someone else on social media. What was the red headed guy everybody said I've been with Sam Donald? I don't know who said this. Let me tell you one thing about Sam Donald. He's red headed. Mm-hmm. Which nothing against him but me personally. I do not want a red headed baby. But it...
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 That's good. Wake up and smell the roses. That's good marketing. We're going to need to do this. Hey, are you the first YouTuber to fight a real boxer? Yes. I think KSI fought a boxer with, who was like Owen Ford. But I'm the first one to fight a boxer with a winning record, and fight multiple ones. And then fighting Mike Tyson, obviously was 55.
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 wins, but, um, and an actual professional about. Case-sized was the Exhibitions or doesn't count on his record. How old are you? I'm 27. Do you find anybody like your own age? I thought Mike Perry, I thought Ryan Borland, I thought Andre August, I thought Gib. I thought, who else? So many people. Those people were all my around my age, but yeah, there.
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 There's still be the hate of, oh, fight someone your own age because people are brain dead actually and they don't look at the actual facts, which is probably why a lot of people are voting for Kamala Harris, but it's a sad world out there. What are you going to do if Mike Tyson bites your ear? So I actually have some titanium ear covers for the fight. I think you need to put pepper spray on your ears. That's a good idea. Let's see that.
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 That's a genius, I just, haily you, you are a special, let me tell you. You are, I gotta tell you. You are different, and that's why I like you. That's genius. I'm texting my assistant right now. I'm getting some bare pepper spray. A Marco, even better. Marco, can you please give me some bare pepper spray? The most deadly one. Ha ha ha. Perfect. He wants to buy to you, give me a little test.
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 So that, there you go. That'll just be burned, maybe even some, maybe even sprinkle some like ghost pepper hobbing hero sauce on there. You know you got a point. So not hard feelings if I sit on his side, right? No, no. I'm super excited for you to get a better tattoo. Oh shit. Were you gonna get it out? Yes, really good question. I need to start considering that. Is it true you're having Mark Cuban on the show? Yeah. Why'd you say that? Is that a good or bad thing? If I'd this is a trick, quick.
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 question. You know I think we're going to start like a few companies together. He's definitely a good business man. He's got to teach me about business. What are some ideas about the businesses that y'all are going to start? What was the weird trying to think of? Was it pickles? I like pickles. I want to come out and mount pickles. I love pickles. I'll send you some samples in the mail. I want to get the pickled Jimmy John sandwich. Me too. So I just got so excited. I'm gonna send it over to John. I need that actually. But pickles is a...
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 a definitely untapped market. You could you could do some damage in the in the pickle arena and and honestly it kind of plays into your your brand you know like what do you mean? Well because like hey what I'm just what I'm I'm talking here what a damn minute what do you mean by that? Oh no it's it's like you you got famous for basically saying like spit on that thing and then that's that.
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 And we're saying resembles a pickle. Yeah, come with us, you got a point. If you came up with a clever name, like talk to a, that the pickles would fly off the shelves, and then we make it into another meme, where the pickles are watching the podcast, eating lunchle, and eating the pickles. The day-co pickles. Dickel pickles. Would you invest in it? Yes. Okay, we'll get back to this another time.
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 I'm ready. I got it. I got cash ready to invest into the pickles. Good deal brother. Thank you for coming. Hey thank you for coming. Thank you for Thank you Thanks for Talking to you to a talk to and me. There you go. Thank you for having me on So yeah that's why I'm betting on Mike Tyson, but in who how do you guys feel about it? I think Mike's gonna
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 win just solely because he has more experience than Jake does. I mean Jake's quick and he's young but at the end of the day I think Mike's got it. I feel like it'd go either way. I feel like it'd go either way too but I'm putting my hopes and Mike. But he is old and Jake is a very good fighter, so I don't know if he is a very good fighter but I don't know. Mike Tyson he's supposed to be like the legend though. Yeah, you survived. Talk to a haddy Phil. I feel good honestly. I was at nervous coming in with it.
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 I don't know what it is. Have you ever- oh! Now that I'm thinking about, have you ever seen a redhead with brown-house? I think they all have brownhouse. So, Ellie, is there a man who had black brownhouse? There was also a room we're going around this year day in Zackbrone. Zackbrone. Okay. It's a bad time for that room we're going to come out. It is a bad time for that room we're going to come out. I mean, it's like I said, here for the girls, Miss Brede did not deserve that. No, I'm saying it on that. I agree. I think it's kind of fucked up really- I feel really bad for her. I do too.
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 So, I'm like, we got a lot of things that need to be cleared up, or specified. And cleared up, I'm glad I got that out now, no? That the world knows I'm not a sorry-segregent shit. Yeah. Chelsea? You want chocolate this more? Hmm, all right, I guess. Very nice. You want a shop in tomorrow? For what? You have Alpha for that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, probably. Okay. You got to get to your touch, too. Not a touch. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Sorry. Thank you, thanks.
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 I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She's probably getting a lot but. I have to take some good time to heal. Yeah. No. She's going to have the biggest glow up ever. Yeah. She is. She's gonna find her again, man. She will. What do you think about the district? Oh no. No, that. No, that. I love every second of that district. I didn't say I hate to say it. I kind of felt bad because they were making fun of light case appearance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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 we're making a distract or what? No, no. If anybody else probably. I will, I'm not doing it. Yeah, Chelsea can make a distract, but I'm not going to be part of it. I'm one of those, you know, whatever. Because I hate to say this, but if anything was to ever happen, it's probably going to be my fault. So you don't need to make a distract if I'm the one that did some bullshit. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It's him. I'm blind side. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I'll think he will. I don't know.
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 If he does, if he does, for coming for that ass. What do you most excited about with Harlan to him? I just want to show the people that I can pull a bad bitch, you know, my man is a bad bitch, and I'm proud of him. That's my norm candy right there. I'm so proud of him. I think that's like the baddest bitch I think I've ever pulled, to be honest. Yeah, probably. Do you think he's probably pulled you? I should have fucking known. He tells me it ain't like you're so pretty. I'm like, who is you lying to? Uh-huh, alright.
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 Chelsea, let's bring him in here. Are you nervous? Oh, that felt like a good frickin' Russian in my head. Right now it's okay, you'll be okay. Pookey, where are you? Come on, we don't bite. Yay! The moment the world's been waiting for. They're gonna love it and welcome to Talk to us. I thought I was supposed to say hello to everybody. It was okay. Let's go!
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 What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't like it. How are you feeling? I'm feeling all right. Are you feeling nervous? And not really. Are you? A little bit. You look a little nervous. Yeah. Much easier. Very. It's a vodka. Yeah. What did you get going on over the adjusting? Do you like nervous and like the side is bit? Not really. Really? Not at all. You're a liar. That's where? Yeah. Oh.
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 are you worried about? Okay let me just put it out there. I got one time to see like one of those remakes of them you know how they done Josh and the episode they made like a remake of them. I got one time to see when I was a poockie and I'm losing my shit. What does it call it like a- In just in case you don't know what I'm talking about I'm supposed to be revealing poockie in this episode but not really if I see one of those like thirst trap. I like the end. So one's gonna make one now just because you said exactly I probably shouldn't have said that but I got one time to get on tick-tock and see them off for you page and I'm gonna lose my shit. Chelsea, I have a question before where it comes.
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 Well did you ever think you'd be sitting over here? No, but then again for a while I didn't want to be because I like my little small town life I like being around a lot of people. That's understandable. Yeah, I mean, too. But now look around that. I like your sweater who got you that. My mom. I'm scared. Take it back. Can I match the Christmas tree? Yeah. Well, hello everyone. This is Pookey. This is Kelbee right here. This is my Hot Piece of Asa. I don't know if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. Well, I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree. I'm not sure if I can match the Christmas tree.
00:27:55 - 00:28:25
 I laugh every day. Last week, everybody. I'm just kidding. Maybe as a hot piece asshole. What'd you get to say? Anything? Happy birthday, dad. Yeah, it's happy birthday, PD. Happy birthday. All right, can we get into these questions over here? All right, Kelvin, what did you think about it when you sell the first like hot to a video? Excuse me, hot to. Since I don't say it right anymore. Oh, well, I didn't really know what to say. I just know that I woke up one morning to a...
00:28:25 - 00:28:55
 snapchat from you that said, you're gonna see something this morning that you probably don't want to see just just regard it and I opened up my TikTok and there it was all over the place. Did you think you were a boogie? You told me I was. Yeah I did but did you believe me? Well I didn't for the longest time until you went on that one podcast and said he had the long flashes and the blue eyes and then I knew it was like, so you could have been talking about me? I should have just come outside it was Chelsea. Yeah. I'm better looking. Oh.
00:28:55 - 00:29:25
 look like other past for like brother and sister I think we are our second cousin. Well I mean that doesn't mean anything though. Yeah we just figured out the other day that we're like we really did last cousin last night. Last night. Yeah. We figured out we're second cousins. We didn't know it. No it. It was my let's see how was it my dad's mom's brother is your dad. Yeah. Yeah. It was a very long process trying to explain to Chelsea how it works. I at least said so I'm going to be your and if we get married. I'm loaded to your and I'm going to tell the Chelsea. Yeah.
00:29:25 - 00:29:55
 Immediately no I think we fun it was that work if we got married or we cousins No, not you No, that would make me and Hayley cousin dry. Yeah, Mary's yeah, but Mary's but still because it's yeah by marriage damn I mean, you came here hunter Who me yeah, I'm a hundred like a hundred. Why would I do that? I mean that was last year's older. She's got a man So it can be kind of you Hmm, well if that fall soon. I mean I still want to be akin to or somehow
00:29:55 - 00:30:25
 What about us? Hunters, my cousin, by the way. Yeah, we're just- We're saying we're not gonna fall through. We're not gonna fall through. Bookie, I gotta surprise for you. Nothing you do surprises me anymore. Game time's hooking a set, we're going to get some good tickets. Here, you pick. Pick your top third and then I'll pick out of those. Can it be a game, a concert, I can choose anything? Yeah. So we can either go to the UFC Fight Night next month. We can go to the WWE this Friday night or we can go to Monster Jam Saturday night. I'm picking Monster Jam.
00:30:25 - 00:30:55
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 Pooky what time is it game time what time is it game time what do you think you are gonna fall through Something's gonna happen like falling through means you're gonna work out. It's not right. Oh I thought fall asleep Yeah, that's all I think we'll be fine That it's too little bit well you have some work and to do your son So don't it also has attitude. No, she says I've says you do have sess Maybe he's a sess. I was the unsatisfiously as man until I met this woman
00:31:25 - 00:31:55
 That's fabulous. You know I could have that as ballet. I can't be mad at that but you are a sassy man. Yeah you are. You are who you are. You surround yourself around. So I guess we all sassy. He got me there. Let's get back to it. What did you think when you saw the TikTok video? First I was like she's drunk as shit. You're right. I know you personally and like you're used to be like a very stated yourself kind of quiet girl and just to see that video I was like what the fuck? It's cuz she lives with me. Yeah I tell see I actually bought me drinks all night so you can buy my money. Yeah. I know you're right. You're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right. I know you're right.
00:31:55 - 00:32:25
 She might not be the best in flutes. No Chelsea's so too bad in flutes. She always puts me up to do and shit and always do it. But when do you have the most fun? When I tell you, I can't get my mad. When is she in the most trouble? With Chelsea. That's fine. It's something we can do. It's something we can do, memories. Yeah, we can tell her kids this. You can't get memories in prison. Yeah, do you know your aunt Chelsea helped me jump a fence when I was drunk one time at a concert? She gave me a boost and put me over her. I should have done it and I would do it again. I would, too. I jump over her. Yeah, I...
00:32:25 - 00:32:55
 What? Who do you like more? Me or Pookey? I'm just like, thank you. I think it's all a success. I think you're gonna say that. Now that answer better be the same when he comes in here. I think he knows that. You've been here beforehand, you know? Well Chelsea, how are you feeling? You're a little nervous, excited, because your cousin's better be a real little. I think I'm excited for y'all. You know that, I'm a little nervous but what do you nervous about? I'm just like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're
00:32:55 - 00:33:25
 After you saw the video, did you view her differently? You know, it was Harley didn't you? So yeah, when I first saw the video, I texted her, and then she was kind of like crying and stuff, so I didn't want to add to the hurt and ask her to keep pushing forwards. Yeah. So... Did you know all about it? You locked yourself in the room with me for a while. Yeah, that did. I told you we're in this together. Terrible Tom. Was I been saying you then? I don't think that. I actually, I don't need to bring that up. No, actually, I don't think y'all were like serious.
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 whenever we did the video. I mean he was trying to get there, but I was being like a bitch because I mean he's been playing hard to yield me for three years It's not playing hard to get for three years, and I'll get how I'll get to that later I finally get to save my face, I couldn't be more happier. I love me a good game of chase It's not even a game apparently if you lost a three-foot-year. It wasn't even a game of chase I like it was long in three years. No We started Hooking up last year. That was the first year. So y'all were sneaky links before
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 or anything. Not really sneaky things. We did it very public. It was in a parking lot. Okay. So, okay. Let's talk. You all weren't like talking like wanting to get in a relationship. You were just cracking it. Well, see me. I was like yeah, I'm a kick. Every bitch is a curve for this man, but damn you were taking this series. Yeah. You were taking this series. She's taking this series. But there was also a sigh on her side where she wasn't showing. Okay, but you weren't taking that series. Okay, so it was valid for her to, you know.
00:34:25 - 00:34:55
 with me. I mean I know why but you didn't tell people what. So, um, oops, there you name. So last year I was actually in a relationship for right around 2 and a half years. Nobody knows that of course because Hayley did not bring that up so everybody just thinks I'm a sorry second shit. We broke up I think last March and it was just kind of like a dirty breakup so the last couple months after that before I started actually like considering Hayley, I was more working on myself and working on like being able to.
00:34:55 - 00:35:25
 bring her what she needed for herself, to where I didn't want to bring the herd on to her. Stop. So like, after I figured that out, I was like, okay, well fair enough, but I'm also an impatient bitch. And when I want something, I want something like right then and there. Yeah, I see. I'm over here thinking the whole time. He didn't take her serious until she blew up on line. That's what I was thinking. So that's what the whole internet is thinking. That's what that's the everyday. But that's just that. That can believe what you wanted to do in the day. I mean, I know what I feel in my heart.
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 And that I love Hailey so like that's just that period. Yeah, going a three-year chase Just didn't know do that one-pan stretch is another man's treasure. All right. What was your first impressions of each other when you're first met? Oh, that's I think the first time we ever met side pulled up to Sonic and I looked to my left and Alyssa was in the car, right? Alyssa's just a sister. So I see my cousin so I was like, let me go say hey, and then Hailey happened to be in the car And then I don't necessarily know where it went from after that It's not chatting though before it's
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 Before that. I don't know how I got it. You the game your snap. No, we'll listen to that. So listen to the game your snap. I thought it was not to have snap to that or did you ask for his snap? I didn't ask for your snap. Yeah, I think you added me. No, because it was a little fun. Heart story. What do you like? Who is that? Maybe it wasn't me. Oh, I'll take the blame. I don't care. Any hell. So we Snapchat it for a while. Whatever. And then this man got a girlfriend, but I've ever blocked me and I was like, okay, whatever. And then when they break up, he don't block me and then snap. But listen. But they're in this break up.
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 She had specified, so the world doesn't think I'm just a piece of sorry trash. During this breakup, she had specified that she did not want me back. So at this point, I was like, okay, I'm gonna pursue myself forward. So I head up, Haley. And then I... I was second option. I asked her what she was doing that night. So she was like nothing, so she made me drop all the way to Louisburg. Curious about a zimpick or regovie, but not sure if your insurance covers it. That's where Rowe comes in. Rowe can help you understand GLP ones are right for you and your goals, but that's just the beginning. Rowe members?
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 safety information are accidentally. We said in the parking lot at Walmart for like I don't know. Just shipped for like three hours and then turns out I was forced my was in the car when I got there. So I look in the backseat and I'm looking around and I'm like nobody's in this car. Coming to find out there was somebody in the car her friend KK is in the back for that's my cousin. Her cousin KK is in the back floor board under a blanket. She's set there for three hours and didn't make one people.
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 I've never been to you. Yeah, I feel for you. But other than that, I support it. I support you guys. I got faith in it. So I just hope you guys have it. I hope he just don't even look at it. Look at what the DMs are you happy not having a heart in from the world now? I mean, yeah, I'm pretty excited because I can just blast it on my snap test, or whenever I want to. Really. You don't have to cover them up with the little mojo now. Exactly right. I post our son together, but keep it on the board game. That's okay.
00:38:25 - 00:38:55
 Guys always got my back on shit. Okay, Kalisa, whatever you want to call I would have been back there Yeah, you're gonna hold on someone in your back cover to your car while you guys want your first I'm scared I want to go by my stuff you just like cover so he started kissing me and then like I'll talk my leftover I was okay, okay, picking up one of the covers look at me And she can't look in back there So that's why I was like confused. I was like so many back there But I swear cake was hidden so it's
00:38:55 - 00:39:25
 So small. You guys use two times. She hid back there, perfect, you're not swearing. And she left and it was like two weeks later, she found me talking it so like, no, no, she was. Because you blocked me not long after the mom. Yes, she was. You didn't know that for years. All right, fair enough. We got back together, me and my ex. So, but at the time, listen, I had deep love for that girl. So I couldn't just give that up if she wanted me back. I'm a fighter, I got to do what I got. No fair enough. But now it's, we're done. I only give like 10 chances. And then I'm done. I know you agree.
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 Yeah. Put number on. Put number on. What number on? You're good. You have nothing. Okay. I want to serious note. How do you feel about the people slowing her deems now? I'm it really depends on the person and what they say. That right. Famous people can come into the conversation and I really don't care. It's more of like, I don't necessarily know. I'm a very jealous person. I'll say it. That's okay. What's mine is mine. Yeah, I agree. I agree. And people can agree disagree whatever. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it
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 And it's really bothered me when they say it to her like what they say. It's regardless, like if she feels the need to text them back and I understand like the concept like it can be business but it's not, that's not used to me. Right. I'm not used to that. So like business? Like yesterday, Chelsea. I figured out what was wrong yesterday. That was nothing wrong yesterday. Was it Bailey? No. He's full of shit. So we went to Soho house yesterday. And we've seen Bailey's sermon and his bands at the bar.
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 That thank you Phil, sir, my roommate came in. But you didn't even tell him, look, I've listened to his music since he's been like a thing. Yeah, it's either like a crushed type thing. It's like a holy shit. I listened to him all because... Yes, I get that. I understand that. But it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. That got him upset. I just feel like Bailey, he may have not been. If he is, if he wasn't, I apologize to him. He's an over-friendly person. But he was very, very flirtatious. Okay, that's his personality, so... What does that mean? I understand. Okay, just don't be flirtatious.
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 my lady. That's perfectly funny. Yeah, I mean it. It towns all like when he's jealous but over Bailey Zimmerman, I fucking love that man's music. I listen to it for years. Like that was something I would so tickled about. I didn't really take him as being flirty. I feel like he's just like a up and happy. I mean it did don't be off at one point when he said something. You weren't there for that and I'm not gonna bring it up. No, say it. Let me hear. I was like what did you say? Is it one Johnny said that he's being very sweet or very? No, he's like so you do have a boyfriend. I was like yes. Which?
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 Bailey said himself that he was talking to a girl. So it's not like that's it on you That was my missy know that watch yourself Okay, but you know, did I not call up Maddie? Maddie's my best friend. Yeah, she was pitching another friend Yeah, I wanted to hook Maddie up. I was like Maddie. I was like, I got what you did, you know? Because like me and Maddie shared looked the same interest like you know. We love his music, but she just loves him. You know It's a stand but I was trying to help her out, but like this is the fact this is the thing. This is the thing So if if this was me
00:41:55 - 00:42:25
 me and my she who say some lady that she don't even know say I'm I'm at dinner and a girl I know is at the bar and I invite her over and she's sitting I'm like hey Lee come meet my girlfriend that I know you walk in there you go slap her you go slap me and slap her okay well he's got a fair point but the way I see it I'm like okay I just like a friend I still don't see it like that okay that's celebrity like he's in the fall this should not chop liver yeah you are
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 Well, like, before all this shit had been like Bailey Zimmer. That's who shit they got me through college. Like that's all I'll listen to. I listen to Bailey Zimmerman. Yes, exactly. And I takes you as like do-comment, it made me so nice. Can you flirt with me? My book is set down on Chair talking about some. No, listen. But Dan Craig did I was disgusting. I just got off work and I literally came with the thought that I was just picking Haley up and going home. And she's like, come inside so ho. And the lady at the front desk makes me feel like I'm poor. I walk up and I'm like, man, I'm here to see Haley. And she's like.
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 I don't know you and I'm like I understand that I'm just here. I got to go in there She's right there and she's like well I can't let you in. I'm like she's like this is a private private Business or whatever And I was like okay, she was like have a seat right there and text alien show come get you I'm just like That poor like Katie but get him So that's how think of it though. But I know that's like a membership place. You have to Walking with someone that's a member. Okay, let me clear this up what you do for work And I apologize to the ones that I've told wrong and the people that
00:43:25 - 00:43:55
 I'm there. Bucky is my your child. Yeah your parents now We were gonna bring him but he has a tendency to shit like eight times in a row right in the floor, so we didn't bring him. He's still learning. He is learning That's Bucky is a dog in case she didn't know that Is a great day He's not a fad actor What's your love life looking like man? We ain't talking about my love walk I'm not waiting to I find that something everybody's watching
00:43:55 - 00:44:25
 works with that have clown-tamp. It's just something with pipes. That's all I know. And so I said I pipe-layer. Okay, can you please specify what you actually do for work? So branching off that actually came into work one day and all the guys that work were like, oh, so you're a pipe-layer now. And I was like, no, no, listen, I swear on my life I didn't say that. I told her I plummet. So I'm a plummet for the local 5'7' to, but I am not a pipe-layer. I'm not a pipe-layer. Hey, it stills me stuff about pipe. So I just kind of assumed.
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 You need to get that. No. What did I call you at war? Pookey. I have no identity anymore. Everywhere I go is pookey, pookey, pookey, pookey. Pookey blackwell. So do you have a nickname for Haley? Shithead. Word. That's a good one. That's not what you call me. What's my name in your phone? Princess. Hey. That's gross. Don't you fucking know what you mean? You didn't even know what you mean? You didn't even know what you mean. You weren't. Don't want my man call me Princess from one. Get out like people worship in the ground.
00:44:55 - 00:45:25
 Hey, Prince it no, that's gross. Luffy calls you gay. Yeah, I'll say that, they get. Yeah. I like that. I feel like I just call you Harley. She calls her not only. Demas. Demas. I call her Charlie all the time. I call her Charlie. Yeah. Is that all I call you? I don't think that is all I call you. I'm like Charlie. Were you surprised with how Haley's handled everything since coming out of hiding? Um, yeah. Because like I say at the very beginning, um, I never anticipated on her actually coming through with it because she was always like I said that quiet person. I think she was the one who would be the only one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who would be the one who
00:45:25 - 00:45:55
 But like I am proud of her because I mean she has turned her life around and I don't know necessarily like your whole full backstory I know pieces of it from like your childhood and stuff but I mean You really turned your life around and made a good name for yourself So I'm really very proud of you. Well, thank you. That's happening to my daddy as she's right there Thank you That was sweet did you prepare for this like did you script I'm too an expand I just happened to look through last night, but I'm just just a
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 a sweet person. You're not. Why are you saying what are you saying? Not to me. No. No. No. No. No. No. Another question. Why are you so mean to me? Because you think I'm going to steal your bitch from you or what? What did you do? What? You want to bump lips with it? I'll say it. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
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 That was gross. Okay. Harold, that is not what he's made in the movie. No. No. He's talking about Wacken Bush. He's just a guy. No. He was just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he was just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he was just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. No, he's just a guy. That is you. But you love him, do it. I was not looking.
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 Johnny calls me sexy. Yeah he does. How daily convinced you to be on talk to a. I actually had to like be convinced to do it. He was excited to do it. So it was more you want to do it. That's the only reason I did it because he was excited to do it. Well, she was at my house in Johnny in FaceTime. And we were she was talking about how would you feel coming on the podcast? And I was like, you know, I'll do it. It's more for Hailey because like if she can branch off from this and get like higher up.
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 or whatever that may be, I'm going to do that for her. So would you ever do social media, like getting the opportunity for people to have a social media itself? Like if I could do what Hayley does and just travel and not have to do with the social media part, probably. But I'm very, very family oriented and I don't like being alone, I'm apart from my family very long. Yeah, me too. So I just wanted those things. Yeah, I said the same thing. And Hayley leaves me like at least two weeks out of the month, I'm just sitting there.
00:47:55 - 00:48:25
 my house I have nothing to do. Yes you do you have Bucky? Okay, but majority of the time we're gone. She's talking to you. So what's your mom and Daddy think about all this? I know your Daddy's like the number one talk. Yeah my dad actually got a, we love you, P.D. My dad actually got some like little thing sent to him. It was like a little plaque. And it said like one of the top top two of listeners and then some of my dad's like, my dad's loves it. My dad eats it up, my dad posted. So we took it. My dad took a picture with her on his front porch and I actually took the picture or pictures.
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 So he had to blur it out my face. So he posted that and I got like a lot of love and he always asked about Haley and he's like, when's Haley doing this? We're supposed to go to a cook out this weekend for his birthday. And then my mom, my mom actually hasn't met her yet, but that's just one of those things where, you know, you don't wanna bring anybody to your mom. So like I gotta make sure Haley is the desired one. Because I thought the last one was and I brought around my mom and it just like, I look like a fool. So it's just my mom's some kind of special to me that you just want somebody to know. Are you all right?
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 to know. Well, at least I'm last nap chat. I like to keep it private. I don't want to talk about my level when I talk about it because if that's how you feel and that's obviously how I'm gonna feel. I should have kept it private. No, no, no, no. Cause why would Chelsea says that's what I agree with, and that's what I just did. That's how this work. You are your own person. You never own opinion. No, because if I want to share it, now think it's cute, you're like, that's fucking ugly. Then I'm like, you're so great. Well, that's different. That's totally different. You've already talked about this man to the world, so people know he's a thing.
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 My granny. I love the honey. I don't know about it. Yeah, that was a big step. That was a big thing really surprised me I was surprised when she said come over to the house. I was like, well, that's that's what I knew you were the only man to say that I was me and I only think I meant to stay the night that night. I had just fallen asleep. I was over there And then I was supposed to go home. I believe, but I got good That's cuz haily drags me out after work sometimes and I get up at 4-30 every morning She keeps me out to about 12. I tried to leave it non and then she's like 9.30 and I'm like okay This is like
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 And I'm like, okay, 10 30, and then it just keeps continuing the process. When I try to leave, she just latches onto me. Won't let go. You should be appreciative of that though. I am very appreciative of that. Because I'm not like that with anybody. I'm like, bye, bye. See you in the. I don't wait for a reason. I want to be there. I'm about to stay there. I would. You're best, highly impression. My best, highly impression. It just depends. Hot too. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm just kidding. Shut the fuck up. Will you nervous me, Gritty? Not really.
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 grandparents love me. Just women in general like older women. They love me. Just because I'm I have that southern charm to where I'm like very respectful and stuff like that. So just typically older women seem to like me. And that is what she said about you that you're very men or something you're just a nice boy. And I would you think about my daddy. Yeah Henry. I like old Henry. Henry is a character. Henry remember my name. He just calls me that boy. When's the time you're gonna bring her on your mom? My mom asked me a lot of times she's like you're ashamed of us and I'm like no mom. It's not even you.
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 Like my mom doesn't understand the reason I do it but I play on doing it here soon I just haven't had the time because every time Hey, let me comes to my house for some odd reason we just don't end up leaving the vent We bed rot and watch movies all weekend and never actually get out of the actual house So I play on doing it probably around Thanksgiving. I'd say because we always have like a big Thanksgiving dinner It'll probably be at my house this year, so, but that's gonna be meeting the whole family, right? Yeah Show me the money. Bye. Got that big real family. Yeah, it's just my home because I'm not missing
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 and granny's double dags. We don't have double dags. We don't do Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving. We always use to do like the weekend of the weekend after. So everybody can be there. You know where I'm here riding horses then, right? Well, that weekend, I already told mom we're not doing it then. We're doing it. We said the weekend though, or the weekend after. Okay, the weekend after's fine, but the weekend of we're gonna be horseshroudn, right? Rodin horse. He fixed your hand on a horse. Fuck man. Oh my gosh. We're gonna run out with Hunter. I'm gonna hunt her on the head of the dog.
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 Have you met 100 yet? Yes. They were all at work one day and if I'm in their house, I get so fucking bored by myself. So I start cleaning shit. You know how I get up set when I see a mess? I've made his bed form. You know how you flick the computer to like start making it? Tell me what, bear it. I'll just flew out and like sucked in my leg. That isn't even supposed to be a. You can't. Speaking of speaking on that. Speaking on that one day, I was, hey, they left my house and I was at work. And she takes me and she said, I left you a gift. And I was like, what's the gift? I get hung.
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 there's one eyelash sitting on my pillow. That's like what is this? And I could not, I took a nap and I woke up and it was stuck to the side of my face. So you go, you're carrying her with you. You're carrying her with you. Same thing that I do. I was like, man, how did you write a talk in the video? Did I send it to you? What? Um, yeah. And know it depends. So like, I get some friends that'll send it to me because they know it's me. So they'll say, even your podcasts now, they'll send me videos and then like go pooke, you go you and stuff like that. I don't have any friends that would be necessarily me, just because.
00:52:55 - 00:53:25
 They know your mind so I wouldn't necessarily recommend it. Because like I said I'm very overprotective of you and it probably would be a good day for them. I think you gave it away when I said the party animal tattoo on your body. The party animal definitely gave it away. I had so many people text me that afternoon and was like I saw your party animal tattoo. People have been talking to in five years if they've been hitting me up since high school and they're like, so when you're going on the talk to a pod and I'm like how do you know these things? Like who are you? People have given you a lot of shit for not taking me all day. I'm going to try to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo. I'm going to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo. I'm going to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo. I'm going to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo. I'm going to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo. I'm going to tell you a few things about the party animal tattoo.
00:53:25 - 00:53:55
 People give me shit a lot for a lot of things I haven't done so like for starters The whole I led you on for three years, but now everybody knows that I was in a relationship for two of those years So that wasn't just me lean you on. Let me cook here. Okay Wait a second. You back man hold on you were in a relationship for the two years you were talking to her I didn't talk that would break up. I was like number one. I must stupidass. I thought I was not It was one time
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 that happened after that we broke up for good and it's been highly sense. Period. The world just thinks I'm some sorry, psychoship. Well I thought you were sorry, he's like, I've shit until you said all this so. That's what I'm saying. Nobody knows. It's because she never brought it up. You didn't, because I agree with myself. First date. What's the first official date, y'all been on? Um, so the first official date took her to J. Alexander's. And then, but that whole day I just got off work that more that afternoon. And then I ran to.
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 Why don't you bring up your man? Cause I don't wanna wear a bearer of seven. No, no. Shame doesn't. No, I'm skinny. No, no. No. No, I'm just skinny. No, I think when it's private is the best way to go. Cause you keep, sorry. I'm not helping you. I don't, I don't open any things. I don't see. But mine's like so fresh. That like, you know, keep it private. That's like, easily. Easy in there though. Yeah. Yeah. And that nothing just... I don't know where there's my...
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 party city I got balloons and then I ran to Walmart I got flowers and then I went home I blowed up 60 balloons by mouth with a straw I tied them all up put him in my floor put this little decoration down and then I she made me drop all the way to Louisburg to pick her up instead of driving to my house cause it was closer for me. I drove all the way to Louisburg picked her up took her to dinner and then I had to make like an observation I was like how would I get her
00:55:25 - 00:55:55
 back to my house because she wasn't staying at my house that night. So I had call my buddy, I texted my buddy Shane and I was like dude, I needed an excuse to go to my house and he was like, okay, I got you. And he made the worst excuse possible. He said, he said, I forgot my lunchbox, can you bring it to me? And I was like, dude, I just did my head because I put it on speaker and I was like, can we get you, if we go to my house, she's like, no. And then I already had like my friends, Kaylee and Brooke, they were at my house at that point, putting the rest of the decorations together because I didn't have time. So they're at my house setting all this up.
00:55:55 - 00:56:25
 So I already have all this plan on the loop and she has no idea no, this is happening Okay, you tell me that he has his friend on speaker phone and he's talking about he needs his lunch box His lunch box really bad and I was like That's really fucking weird bad. I was like I was about to say it was very like it probably went right over Yeah, that's what I thought I want now I was I was I'll him oh when so only walk through the door My door was shut. I didn't know that so I was
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 trying to figure out how to get her to the front door first, my door because I couldn't go in there first. So I walked to the kitchen and like did a little spin, and then she took off to the left. And I was like, okay, here we go. And of course, she ruined it. Like she said, she, so when she walked in, my life switch is the first one, not the second one. She took the second one, turned my ceiling fan on. Below is my balloons everywhere. And then she turns the light on. She turns around. Tells me to get on the bed and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to go now. So yeah, I was actually in.
00:56:55 - 00:57:25
 Really really nervous when we walked I wasn't until we got to get to ask her out so just like get on the bed and it's a feel like yeah I asked you at that point I was like so what are you gonna say it is now I am not fucking serious I was like get on the bed okay well the first time Haley said I love you why didn't you say it back so Lo's just one of those things we were both drunk she had asked me to come to the out there that hotel that night she got me absolutely slaughtered so fast cuz
00:57:25 - 00:57:55
 she was poor me double shots of vodka and red bulls, and so we went up to the room, and then she starts making a scene. She's yelling. That's the night I found about the Yusos Daddy. So she's customing yelling and blah, blah, blah. The neighbors are getting mad. They're knocking on our door, telling us to shut up. Are they gonna call room service and get us kicked out? And she's screaming at them, trying to open their door, and I'm just like, Haley, she'll laugh. I'm mad. Try open the neighbors to look. Yeah, they go up. They pull up there to come, one, they say. He said they're, I kind of got us out of it because we walked that good.
00:57:55 - 00:58:25
 We went downstairs to find her earrings that Derek bought her. Yes, Derek did buy me those earrings. I lost one, I was so fucking pissed off about it. Actually. So he walked down to the bar and looked around, walked back up in a little bus boy with Stan in there, whatever his name or whatever you call them. And I was like, y'all are getting a noise complaint. I was like, sorry, we haven't said a thing. He was like, I've been heard anything the whole time I've been here. And I'm like, of course you haven't. We've been downstairs, but I didn't say that. He was just like, okay, so the one, when Haley told me she loved me, it was weird because... We was in middle. We were in the middle of...
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 like some inner course, right? So it was, she looked me right in the eyes and she's on top of me and I'm just, she's like, I love you and I'm like, whoa. I was just one of those things. She don't say unless you mean it. Did it, or you off guard? Yes, it's so bad. You didn't have to my face. Didn't you have to. You wrapped in my face. And now that's fucked up. Now when he said, I love you. Did you laugh in his face? Yeah. She did. I didn't. She said that, but I'll sober. I'll sober when you said and I was like, what?
00:58:55 - 00:59:25
 All right, Puffy, the people need to know. How did you like your chairman pro electric full shaver? And did I do a good job shaving your chest? Well, you missed a bunch of spots and I had to go back and redo it myself. But I do like to shave her though. I like it better than anything else I've ever tried. A bet you regretted's interchangeable blade heads were skin safe, huh? Oh yeah, it could've been very messy if it wasn't. See, people I take care of my man, that's probably the nicest gift I've got him, but that's a build-up bear. So, take notes from Pooky over here and get your man the chairman pro electric full shaver. That way your man won't be walking around.
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 and all wooly, it's the best option because it's waterproof and really easy to use. Oh yeah, even Haley figured out how to use the thing. How often do you need to show your chest? Well, it just depends on what you're looking for, sometimes I shave once a week, sometimes like not a week. You can use it daily or you can let it grow out for five days and use it. How often do you use that thing? Whenever you tell me too. It's perfect for travel too. It has a travel lock and it has 75 minutes of charge time. Well, it doesn't take me that long to shave my chest. That's wonderful. So you better bring that bad boy.
00:59:55 - 01:00:25
 just seeing how it is right now. Yeah. Yeah. Would you ever invite him on a talk to, you know, good and damn well, he would love to see him here. Yeah, no, and to that. I'm not gonna care your conversation. No, he would do good. He did great, but he's like one of the girls kind of. Yeah. Definitely. Are you surprised? I'm finally revealing Pookie? Yeah. I am, actually. I am too often. I thought you were going to hide him forever. Oh, I'll play and do all that. But then they brought up the idea of revealing him and he was just excited about it and I think that's looking out on a light.
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 with us when we go to fight this week. Sounds good to me. It's going wherever I go. Wonderful. But from here on out, I'm gonna shape my own chest. So if you're looking for a thoughtful and practical gift that he'll actually use in love, the Chairman Pro is a way to go. Get 20% off and first shipping with a code to it, ManScape.com. That's T-U-A-H-2-L. That's 20% off and first shipping with a code to it, ManScape.com. That's to it, T-U-A-H. How'd you know you loved me? To the point where... There's a lot of Park wasn't it. I would say to the point where... What?
01:00:55 - 01:01:25
 I would say the times that every time we spent together like we would hang out and stuff like that on the way home like there was just like every day that I didn't want to be with Haley. So even the next ad asked hey you want to come to my house or hey she would text me hey do you want to come to my house? I would say yes yes yes. Like it was just one of those things where I knew Haley was the person for me and after everything we've been through and like when all this blow it up she shall be her vulnerable side and that was just kind of like her breaking down to me and sure.
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 me that I'm her person so I just gave her my all and I'm her person. Are you all ready for rapid fire? Yes, Chelsea, how about we bring up rapid fire? I would like rapid fire. Okay, are you ready? This for both of us. Yeah. Well some of them's like just for you and some of this for her. Well you let us know. I want to specify Haley to not know my hair color for the longest time. She said long blue or blue eyes and long black hair. Yeah. My hair is brown. Long eyelashes and black hair. And we've been together for three years. Is it not black? It's black.
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 okay well maybe I'm colored locked if I don't ever get married which you guys let me move in with you. Well we already subjected to Maddie living with us so if you want to share a bunker hair you're not. No you get your own bedroom. Okay and then his mom was gonna live in the backyard. Where do you all see the relationship going in five years? Five years we're gonna be married and puppet like nine kids. What do you mean? Nine kids? No, we're the top-tailer knight. We like it's just one of those intrusive thoughts where you're just like how many kids do you actually want. I feel like two, two is like the happy medium.
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 and then like if you can handle two from there you keep going but in five years I definitely hope to be married have a kid or at least two kids and one kid two kids have our own house and just living life who knows what could be in store okay you above us in our little attic yeah what do you get a name of kids are like Harley definitely not no I won't say I'm like McCleey after Maddie I've thought about that I was like I got a kid never clean I don't really get into the baby names whatever she wants to do or D&L man who knows you
01:02:55 - 01:03:25
 Tell me, name or I leave? Fuck you! Don't you be telling people, my middle name. I hate that shit. I hate it. I hate it. I just found out her middle name like this year. Because she has never ever brought that up in the last half of the year. I don't really like that. I don't really like that. I love that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't really tell people, my middle name. I hate that shit. So, Bucky. That's our shared child. I'm telling like, ease, Ellie into the way I've like, have another daddy, you know? Ellie needs a dad. She does.
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 his dad. Is that she not? Ellie was abandoned. She was. That's what she's dead. Exactly. I consider myself her father. Now, Bucky on the other hand, Bucky. He's so naughty. I like Bucky, but Bucky has gotten to where I just, I don't like to smell a pee. I don't like poop in my floor. And then, haily wants his daughter. She takes me. She's like, hey, can we get this great day and I'm like, you know what? If you want him, I'll get him. What can do it? And then she just dropped some off my house and then she wants to go take around the United States and just leave her with me. And I go to work and I come.
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 I have to clean up some of the most part of the father. This is my son. I have the weakest son. I have a lot and I gotta do it. I gotta do for work. You just gotta work and you come home every day. You don't have to travel or nothing. I can't help that. You want to switch? What do you mean? You take bucky. If I could, I would. No, tell me why. What day was it? Was it yesterday we walked in and there was just like skid the tire over the floor. But I seen him one day I came out of my room and he was rolling around the floor. What is mouth? I was just like, you know.
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01:04:55 - 01:05:25
 Okay, have another question. Who do you think I would side with an argument? Obviously me. I would say me because you have cited me. I have, but that's because you were in the wrong. I wasn't the wrong for that, no? But I feel like you're more of a downer or whatever. You'll choose whoever is right. Yes, yeah, I agree with that. Which is the way I was in the wrong group, but hit me like, all right, you didn't make that right. I wanna tell you when you're wrong so you learn from it. And I'm not gonna support you and everything. As much as I want to.
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 weight in on him like okay well he's excited about it. I mean, I'm out as well. I'm already think he's excited. He was just excited because you know, like, you think he's excited. He thinks he's excited for the attention that he's gonna get or do you think he's excited that people are gonna know that's your man. I think it's because people are gonna know that's my man. He gets like be included in like a big part of my life. Yeah. I think he's excited about it. So I was like, all right, whatever, whatever, pookey wants pookey gets what?
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 But well, the way I said, I'm delusional and I'm gonna make key field delusional. This is about our opposite. Like if you're in the wrong say you, I don't know. You had an award you would fucking donkey and trick. I don't know. Whatever you got going on. I'm gonna bite, yeah, Chelsea, I'm like, yeah, you didn't do anything wrong, you know? You didn't know wrong in my eyes. Yeah, that's a good thing. You need to tell me what I'm doing wrong. I don't want to tell you that. What's the most romantic thing you've done for him? I would say the most romantic thing was probably the boob basket. It had a couple of pair of skippies in it.
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 It had Tell him what's kippies are Skippy are underwear. So you're skippy's. I said the same shit so it came with it had that in it it had a pair of No, it did not have a pair of shorts. It actually had That it had sleeping pajamas. It had a sweater in it This sweater actually but I've not been overware this because here's Haley's very jealous and we'll not let me know No, it's not that. I want you to ruin your good sweater. It's white. You see how white
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 I don't want you to ruin it like you want to wear it to that con. I recall you were saying I don't want another woman seeing you in that. That's what I remember. Go on. But she says she doesn't I don't tell her what to wear. It's where I'm wrong and she's right and I just go Okay when he tells me what I can and can't wear. Where? Williams. Well, is that comment you made yesterday about my boobs being out? That's because the whole tittie was sitting there perished up. Men that's what I'm saying though I mean I'm only going. You're on wrong move and it would be that.
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 Yeah, like I'm only a young one-top. This motherfucker's gonna be touching my knee caps That's like 10 there anybody else guys see him just me Okay, you don't see me going around my whole slingering now Well, that's different no Imagine me walking around just Floating okay, I see that I'm going to be sick. I agree sweatpants. Yep, okay, I can see that Grace went pants nude No skippies. I have a good question who is your celebrity crush?
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 the slipper crush out saying and a friend a friend to your face do you think I get mad men's in a friend you and me are on two different levels of what does matter though she was to talk to you as a son of a and she's a little with the she's going to go on about a day she ain't gonna think of me twice ever in her entire life she might I'm a shearer passing their face in the
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 Fadass you got I'm like damn I can't get him out of my mouth. I thought about your Fadass but it ain't there I'm gonna walk out of here Alright, we need to adjust it. What about Matt Rife? I don't I don't know I know why you feel that way but I don't know if we need to tell people why you feel that way I'd rather not I Can go into like Yeah, I feel like Matt Lack Matt Rife was just one of those things where it's like
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 Like in my own cell, I don't like you fondling over another man and you come and tell me every second of the day, oh my god, Matt right there. Oh my god, Matt right there. And you have a pillow of it. And then every time I come over, I throw that sandwich off the bed. And it's just, I actually not throw the way the other day. I'll tell you that, did I? Okay, let me just break it down. No, I don't break it down. I love it. You can do it, I would make some times. Other times you can't. And he looked at me one day and he was like, I'm gonna go get some bitties. Bitties.
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 implying bitches and you that that's something I just don't take like you know would you take that lie if a man was to look at you it's like I'm gonna get some bitties this weekend while you're gone out of town like you won't have any clue about it right now I said I was kidding right after give you hot sex I think the earth is round that's a fact some people think it's a flat earth some some revealing pookie also have to reveal the pookie out which has like a bunch of different features you can measure how tall a man actually isn't
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 pictures he sends you. Just in case he tells you he's like I don't know six four and he's actually 5-8. Are you 5-8? 5-11. Okay, 5-11. Excuse me. It has like a date night idea so you can necessarily you can type where you're going to be at that night and what location you're going to be in and next to you give you like ideas and places around that you can actually go on like that typical date night for that desired location. It's not really a dating app is more like a
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 a total lap to help you find your significant poofy. So let's find out where we're eating tonight. So, first thing is going to ask you is the location we are in Nashville, and then it's going to ask for your date number. So this will be date number, what? Let's go to, technically yes but like we do things all the time. We go and date all the time. So we'll just go to, so it says, it's probably going to tell us to go on a picnic. Then it waits, it says, give me the response and it's like it.