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 What's the most insane salute that's been in your dms? Okay, Ash, the brick one little baby sent me a cowboy emoji. Pretty much calling us... eh, the next play that one saw continues. So, the fuck does that mean? We're like philosophers, essentially. Do you know who they are? No. Yeah, why don't they likely what I do to him? I don't think you did anything today, but I don't think they, it doesn't like you. I don't think that's the reason why I have it like hard launch, Pizzy. Just because you don't have trust? I don't, because I'm telling you the first person to hit him. Oh, I'm telling you I'm gonna have start. Yeah.
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 from it? Fair enough. Yeah. I understand. You read your comments? No. No, not at all. Maybe like the first four. Just whatever's at the top and then again kind of move on. Maybe read a lot of comments? I mean a few. There's some funny ones in there that make me laugh. And there's some other ones that just make me mad. Yeah. Yeah. See I feel like it's like, ah. Why? Why go in there? You're never gonna find like a comment section for the love, right? I mean sometimes you will. Well, a lot of you look hard. Well, I feel like if you look pretty hard you won't. But.
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 You know, it's about you. You went for my wiggle dick and you know, you're here. So yeah, how'd you get from there? Talk to you, I mean life. Um, so yeah, I started doing social media. I was as you token did wiggle dick And I guess Dave took token did that, but uh, was doing that went on tour started sway with all the boys and then Had beef with a kid named Little Huddy made a distract Jack Dave said
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 That's crazy and tweeted about it. I got him on my Instagram live. We started doing my podcast now. We built out a production company Mean Chris so you guys met earlier Venture phone doing a bunch of stuff. You said Dave. Yeah, no. I moved from Dave to Chris. Hey, all this is your monitor that better picks is the home of Daily Discount What does that mean exactly? Better picks is only pick on fantasy out offering discounted projections every single day Monday discount Tuesday discount Wednesday Thursday Friday discount discount discount you guys get it Picepakes and underdogs
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 I don't think you did anything today, but I don't think they've doesn't like you. Oh, I think he just gave you like good strategy on what to do with like the podcast. He kind of sent me for like a little spin because like he liked me for a minute. Then he didn't they liked me and then he didn't. I think he just said like if I was running Hayley's social and I was running her career if she came to Barcelona. She signed there that would have been the first thing I would've done is post maker do a podcast on her own. Okay, fair enough. So I don't think that's right.
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 I think we'd be friends. Yeah, I think you guys would be friends. I'm gonna send him a friend. I think he's been nothing but nice to you. Is he ever heard your feelings? Uh... I think, I think I've been, I've been pretty lucky where I've been able to stay clear of Dave's... Wrath? Wrath? Yeah. That's a great, great word to you, sir. I've been able to stay clear of it, but um, I think brie kind of is on the receiving end a little bit more than I am for, for where Dave's corrections go versus me or brie. You guys should have great.
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 he says the other guests on the BFFs. She comes on a lot, I feel like she's like, our token replacement forever, it's not there, like I'm not there, if Bree isn't there, Dave isn't there, we always get Grayson, and then Grayson. She's like, yeah, she's the bench player for us. She's the bench player for us, you know what I mean? She's the sixth man that comes in MVP. She intrigues me, she can say anything where they start face and just like made it and we're all being over here like this, trying not to laugh, I don't understand how she does that. She's that serious too, like her.
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 responses. I was like, can I laugh at this? Oh, like the Mendes brothers thing? Yes, I was like, what do you think about that? The Mendes brothers? Yeah. And like the whole thing about it? I mean, I haven't really watched any of the documentaries or the documentary has like nothing to do with the real case. Okay. Yeah, no. I've been reading about it. I've been read anything about the case. I've just seen the edits of the guy that everyone's like freaking out about. Which one?
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 the month the I don't know the one that's like mafia blah blah blah blah blah I thought we were close or whatever the hell he says in the ad it Yes mother fucker. Yes. But I just see that I've seen that that's what it so I don't really have a take on it I guess you need to watch it that's your assignment. Okay. I'll go on. I'm going to watch it. Yeah, that'll be what I do next I was like to say something but I can't say that you can say whatever you want Okay, maybe you can all these edit this thing after you watch it me personally I was what
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 and I was like, well, it made you want to be gay? Your God. Okay, okay. I thought you know. I certainly hope not. That would suck for me and Gabby and our future. Where is that girl? I'll help and you bring her. Yeah, yeah, she's out of friends right now. She's like with, uh, she has like a church group. So I think they were all like hanging out and doing stuff. You really bagged Betty? I really did. Where did you meet her, I met her at? I met her at my birthday, 21st birthday. I knew she was coming from business.
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 tell that, so I was like, okay, why don't you come to my birthday? She came through and that was the rest of his story. I met her that night and then about a week, maybe after I met her at my birthday, maybe I'm probably less than that. There's no way I played it that cool and waited that long. I probably taxi her like the next day or two days after. But a taxier was like, hey, my friends are going to David Busters. You should come, had not asked any of my friends to go to David Busters. I was just waiting for her response. She said yes. So then I was like, all right, boys, we're going to David Busters. And we went there, met up.
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 with her and that was kind of like our first time hanging out and we just kept going out to these like fun little things that I would try to plan for us to do and then I asked her to be my girlfriend. Where, not. Gabby always on social media. Yeah, yeah, I mean as long as I had known her but she's been on social media I think since she was 13, 14 pretty much saying that. So it's not like when you're sort of dating, that was you like introduced her to the no, no, no, no, no. She hadn't spent a lot of time in that way but she had been on social media like she already had nine, 10 million followers.
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 on social media, our TikTok, I guess, when I met her. So she was doing just fine on her own. Do you have to worry about like, man, DM in her? Not really, I mean I have a relationship that I have trust in, you know what I mean? So people DM her all the time, people DM me, I mean we both don't really go into our DMs that often. So I think it's just something that's like, she's never given me a reason to worry or never given me a reason to not trust her. So, I like that's the reason, like, well, I haven't like hard, launch, Piti. It's just, cause...
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 you don't have trust? It's not even that. I just don't want all these girls like messaging them and shit because like he found man, that's my man of course. Yeah, and when you open up to the world, you know there's gonna be like vindictive women that are just gonna hit him up. Because you guys people are like that. Yeah, of course. So on every side, you're always gonna have that. I mean, there's gonna be people that are gonna hit him up just to see if they can get a response to post on social media to make you feel a certain way. You know what I mean? And I would feel a certain way. I'd probably shut somebody's house with like a bad or something because I mean, I'm a crash out case. I'm just waiting for it. Yeah.
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 Yeah I mean, I guess that's a little PSA to the people probably don't DM her guy or she's gonna shove with a bat at your house. She's bad for you, be bad for you as well. I mean, that's Malma, look shot. Yeah, you'd be doing your podcast phone, you know. He's funny, I just want to be a video podcast anymore. Wait. So does this mean you're never gonna go public with him? No, I really want to. I'm just, I don't know. I get really jealous. Does he feel weirded out that you don't want to go public with him? No, he can't no agrees.
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 He's like understanding about it. He's like I understand. Now his dad is dead. He's such a boy. I don't know how I feel about that. I feel like that might be more subtle in his part that he doesn't care. And he's got a point. You know what I said? I don't know. I mean like he's like, no. I don't know what's fun. You don't have to post about me and like say that word thing. That's kind of a fool. He's like understanding though. He's like I don't get it. Like don't rush to do anything. I feel good to me. But he's like, you don't want him out there. I don't. Cause I'm telling you the first person to hit him. I'm.
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 Telling you I'm gonna have a stroke. Basically all my comments have been saying like, Pookie's in it for the money. Do you give him money? I don't know, I don't give him money. I'd be small in number here, I asked for it. Like, this is lifestyle really changed since he started dating you. I mean, you get spoiled. It's like a builder bear. I think it's kind of fun. If he gets, you gave him a builder bear. Is that where you're straight? I mean, yeah, I did give him a bet. Is that, is that all you spoiled them with? Cause I can tell you if that's it, he's not in it for the bear. No, I mean, like if I go somewhere now.
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 I say, so I'm like, oh, Pookie, I like that, I'm gonna get it for me now. Okay. It's like considerate. So like, what's the most expensive thing you got? Perabutes. Probably a pair of boots, I went too bad though. Those Tennessee tickets. That was also your man, so don't get on my ass about that. Yeah, but we're not talking about me, we're talking about you. I ain't gonna put me on spot when I pay for your man's ticket, too. Don't even go there. Yeah, that was all you right there. Okay. So not only do I spoil my man, I spoil her shit. That's good. Whoa. That was only for the game. And the hotel. Well, Airbnb.
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 I feel like he's not in for the back. He's not. I think he's not in. He's not asking anything. It's a golden flower. I think he's on in for the back. I agree. All the comments keep eating him up, though. He's a hard launch it. You should just do it without asking him one time. You're just posting in the middle of the night where he's up to it the next morning. He'd love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love it. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that. I bet you'd really love that.
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 I'm just a wooden read the comments. But they're so fun to look at. Like, they're so funny. About if you're gonna be throwing up. I've busted this one today. And what did I caption it? It was funny. It was taste best to burn a carpenter, and me and Chelsea were seeing it. And I was like, this song has got crack in it. And so my slogan said, what was it, something about my mom, I was laughing myself. I was like, that's fucked up, but it's funny. I wouldn't have been a really good, sorry if you remember the joke. I don't. I would pull this out and read it. I would pull this out and read it. Cause it cr...
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 Okay. All right. You're pitching it before to me. I think it works. I don't name or classify my people as anything just you know, it can be named their name. I guess their parents gave them whatever they want to. Okay, so you don't consider yourself one? Consider myself a... A-ha! What? What? What? What? I even call it. A hawksucker. A hawksucker. I guess I would need to know the definition before I could really claim myself. Like a listener I guess. A listener of the pod? Yeah! Okay.
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 I read it while I go. I said, this song is more addicted than crack. This one says, your mom didn't think so. Oh. That's what it's funny. Yeah. That's what I was really funny. You can laugh. I'm not gonna like cry. Does your mom do crack? Yeah. Oh, that makes a way funnier. See, thank you. Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that going into the joke. So. Damn. Does your mom do crack? No, she's pretty straight cut. I mean. Um, I don't think...
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 She really ever even smoked in her life like we done good. Yeah, she's pretty chill. She's like she's she'll drink, but that's about it. Good deal. I'm happy for you. Thank you. Thank you. That's why you don't have a lot to brag, but yeah, don't flex on me or anything. Yeah. It's okay. Come from an intact household. And you're a bad great. How old are you? I'm 22. 22. Oh, he's not much older than us. No, how old are you? I'm your younger. Oh, 21. We're babies. It's beautiful.
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 I'm not the biggest glow rilla fan. You're like, do you look at me and think, like, oh, this guy listens to me. Oh, I mean, I'm like, everybody can get ratchet to glow rilla. Like I understand how you can't know. No, I mean, I could probably get right, as you said, to glow rilla. I just think that's, yeah. Not to get ratchet. Get ratchet. Oh, get ratchet. Yeah. I don't get ratchet to glow rilla. Get it to glow rilla.
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 What do you get ratchet to? What do I get ratchet to? I did not get ratchet But I guess if I'm getting ratchet to something Ratchet Or you from you ain't from here? From Toronto Can't Yeah What are you doing here? You invited them Um No no no like necessarily in here. What do you do in the United States? Yeah So I do social media Um You know, TikTok Instagram YouTube And that
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 That pretty much took me out to LA. Um, I feel like this is the best place to do it. Did your family live here? No, they all live back in Toronto still. When do you go see him? Polines, birthdays, summertime I usually make a trip. There enough? Yeah, and I try to get about three times here. That's usually number five. I'm getting back like three times and it's good. What did you say you're from Toronto? Toronto. Yeah. You know, a tent of cream? Ah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to backtrack here because Haley's gonna start pulling random questions out of her ass. I probably am. Um.
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 When you, how did you hard launch Gabby? How did I? Hard launch Gabby? Um, how did I hard launch Gabby? He said cheese, took a picture over. Like when was the first time y'all went public together? Yeah, I mean we had like posted together for a while before I would say, like we were, as, I don't know, like, as hard as you can get before it's a hard launch I guess. Like we were like posting a lot as we were like hanging out. Um, I think it was probably a,
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 podcast. I think I probably said it on my podcast. That would have been the place where I would have said it is like the first time like oh, yeah I stuck happy and like probably told the story about me like being all giddy and I like excited and going to this dinner and not being able to say it at the dinner whole dinner goes by. I'm like nervous I don't get it out. I'm like okay, I'll do it at the car when we get to the car. We get to the car I don't do it again. I like we get in the car. I'm like thinking about the whole car right home like 20 minutes I'm like I got asked you got asked you got asked you got asked you got asked din ask and then like
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 were getting out of the car and I was like, all right, I am not going back into my house until last year. My girlfriend like I can't do it. So I got out of the car first and walk around to open the door open the door. She walks out and then I was like, had you want to be my girlfriend? I pretty much like word vomited out. Do you want to be my girlfriend? Yeah, like it was so fast. And then she was like, yes, like, of course. Like at this point, she had already been to my house in Canada. She had seemed like she'd visited with my parents. She knows my brother, my sister. Like, it was, like, a pretty safe bet that I was going to get out of the car. I'm not going to be my girlfriend. I'm going to be my girlfriend. I'm going to be my girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be my girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend.
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 Okay, yes, my sister had told me like dude, you gotta ask already, she wants like this is like, she's gonna say yes Have you ever been told to her? I was nervous. Like can we be asked to go on? She was like, I don't know. That's a good question, that's because personally if a man's asking me to be his girlfriend to his face, I can't tell him no. Right, right. I'm a be like yes. I'm not going to tell him I'm going to like, okay, I changed my mind. Yeah, no. I mean, I guess I've never asked to girl out and they've said no, but I've also not asked out that many girls. I would say like to be my girlfriend. That's only happening. Yeah.
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 three times in my life. I've only had this would be Martha Bozron. Yeah, yeah. So I guess I just haven't asked them any times. I may be fine keep swinging the percentage of the change, but I'm hoping that I can just stay where I am. I guess I'm just hoping to know more swing retired from the game and be good. How long do you plan to date her before you asked Mary? Who? Um, I guess that I can change with many different things, right? Like I don't know where I'm gonna be in two years. I don't know where I'm gonna be in four, but um, I think in my mind.
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 no hot I don't listen to it either okay I really don't I'm so fucking serious when it comes up like me feel better to say that I haven't listened to an episode yeah that's okay but maybe this will be the first one I listen to cuz I mean okay now probably the last two of right we don't know we don't know maybe you have me on again for third time while I listen to it okay you got me there my bad you scared to shoot at me the first time no it's okay we're doing a second take I guess at this right yeah yeah we got it the time right
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 When I was younger I had always had it tee up like 28 to 30 is probably age. I want to get married and then have a kid at like like right away pretty much right after that So I say years from now yeah, yeah, yeah, so they don't want to be a dillf No, I'm still gonna look really good at 30. Are you certain you got a skincare routine? I know, but I'm certain I just yeah, I just think I think I'll have it. I think I'll still be good at 30. I think man, Pookie I'm gonna run off to Vegas and get married
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 What have you been talking about it? You said, beautiful. I said that's beautiful. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not real. I'm not real. I'm not real. I'm not real, I'm not real. I don't speak like low, real, and I don't listen to music. But I have seen the clips of her speaking, and I do like how she speaks. It is kind of sad. Or trying to get her on. I'd be great. I'm so excited for her. I'd be great. Yeah. That'd be beautiful. Who's your favorite guest you've had on so far? For mine, I probably go with like, I think one of my tops is Theo Vaughan. I think he's just, he's just,
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 And his humor gets me. So I think when he came on, it was just most enjoyable. Like, I was just laughing at most. Yeah. I feel like I left a lot with him, too. Yeah, yeah. I feel like it's my long-lost brother. Hmm. I need to get him on, too. I'm holer at him, don't worry. Yeah, I could see that being my brother. I'm like, hey, brothers. I would be a good little duo, you and Theo. That would work great. I'd be very scared of what would come out in the show. Chelsea, I really want to go to a Rod Wave concert. I'm done to see him in person. Ooh, yes. We need to go. You should go to that app. Oh, the game time app? Yeah, that's a good...
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 What did I do? But you know what I love about GameTime? You can see the view from your seats before you buy the tickets. Do they look good? Oh yeah, that's good. And GameTime also has a new feature. It's called GameTime Picks. It makes getting tickets for these events so much easier. Oh yeah, I've heard about it. It sounds like it helps to filter everything so you can see the deal's quicker. Yep, exactly. But you know what's cool about it. Even if we don't want to get these tickets right now, there's last minute deals up to the store of the event. And even an hour after it starts. Well we're in LA right now, we'll go look for Dodgers tickets. Let's do it. Everyone should go down the GameTime out. Great in account. And he's called Top.
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 It's cold, that's very good. Would you be offended if somebody did that? I mean, I would feel like it was like a gas station robbery video. That was just posted on me if my face would blurred out. Yeah. I think with you that people are like, who the hell is Pookey? So it's just funny for you to be like, it's kind of, I feel like we come a character, because even the last time when we did this first time, you were talking about like the Pookey or whatever you're calling him. Um, a lot. So I feel like it's almost become like a character for people now. Like people know about this like imaginary. Yeah.
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 Imagine you're real, but you know I get that a lot of them. I think it's imaginary or it's Chelsea Which you kind of get the description do you and your girlfriend live together? Well pretty much so I have a place in with the nails and then she has a place in like Beverly West Hollywood area But she is not there often she is not there often she's probably at my place 29 out of 30 days a month. I would say so yeah, but I mean I like it. It's great for me I get to see her every morning and every night
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 It's my favorite time. I cook for pretty much every single day. Look at you, you go. I was pretty good. I love cooking. I think that's something I'll always do. Like my parents did that a lot when I was growing up. I feel like that was a big part of our like, just like a big component to our family. Like having home cook meals is a big thing. It's spending time together at the kitchen table. Was a big thing. So for me, like when I think about like, oh, you know, like get married or like where I'm going to be at that point in six to eight years. Like I'm going to be cooking.
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 dinners every night for my family. I think that's like the most fun thing to do. I think being able to cook six times a week, then I have like one night where it's like, maybe a little bit easier or something like that. Been for yourself. Throwing the oven, you know? But yeah, no, if I could cook, never know what I would. What kind of food do you cook for? She likes Paso, a lot pastas. Paso? Yeah. That's a new one. I ain't ever heard that before. Paso, you've never heard that pastas. Paso pasta? Well, yeah, no, I'm kidding. I guess we'd just say Paso. Oh, yeah. But I...
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 Yeah, people usually get a giga out of that but past I do that a lot, I think her main thing is pasta. I like steak a lot So I try to cook steak as much as I can We do a couple different things like she's trying to get like a lot of protein and not too many calories right now So like the other day I did like devil dag burgers, which were kind of nuts recipe But pretty good tasting actually it was just like instead of a burger like you're making tiny little patty burgers And then you're using
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 Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I guess I was making her nervous or something. It's just a concept to your man. I don't like talking to men. No, I get it. I get it, men are scary. You can pick between a man and a bear, right? Yeah, but I'm gonna pick the fucking bear. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Crazy thing that was trending. Why would you ever pick a bear? You will die. Exactly, that's the point. You would rather die than have the possibility that it could just be a good man and help you out of the forest or something? Yeah. Fair. No, anyone can walk through the door. And I can talk all day long to them. But now, man.
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 You can double-dags, as the bonds instead of bonds, which gives you more protein, less calories. You kinda intrigued me with the whole double-deg burger. It's actually really... You got made her over here looking at your trailer like... I really didn't think I was gonna like it much, and then I made it for her and I tried when I was like, yeah, I'm probably gonna make like four of those from your right now. Okay, you might have to assume in the recipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can DM it to you. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I got it off Instagram. Alright, I have a few rapid fire questions for you guys. Alright, missuit. You ready? Yeah. Alright, what's the most insane to live that's been in your DMs? Thank you.
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 Do you want to go first? Do you want me to go first? Okay, I should have brick one little baby sent me a cowboy emoji. Did you slide into your DMs, though? No, like that. I don't know. Sugar Shon on melee. They're my first band, too. Yeah. He actually video called you. Did he? Yeah, and I wasn't toxicated that night. That's when we were in Nashville and I was jumping over fences. Oh, yeah. Thought it and see it. I don't know what he wanted, either. Huh. I mean, the craziest. I guess the one that sticks out. I think it was...
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 because it was like one of the first big ones back in like 2019. There's something like that. 2020 Camila Cabello, and that was crazy. Just again, it was like I just gotten to LA. So that was nuts. But it was like she was asking for me to do something for like one of very disciplings or something like that. It was, I think it was like a birthday shot. It was something like easy and simple like that. But yeah. Yeah. Well listen to her when she's in fifth harmony. She kills her. I like summer music now. I don't even remember it.
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 Yeah, probably would have shit my pants if she DM me too Yeah, have you had any celebrities like actually slaughting to your DMs like hitting on you? Yeah, yeah, I guess Who I mean already gay, well, I don't need to throw anything See this she was just once. Yeah, but it don't matter. I got the guy being only when they matter to me So oh, yeah, sorry love you guys Yeah, I'm with you. I don't need to answer that either. I got a man to sorry to tell them so straight Let's go. Yeah, I'm just doing
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 She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Focusing the bear over her. I'm like, it's just out, I think it's just sent them. They'll just send Gabby and Pooh get her hurt. Exactly. Oh, okay. You can deal with the ra. The second question's on here. I didn't write this one. Okay, this is you did. You did. All right, it's just getting to know a reporting blame. Which one of your friends would you set me up with? Anthony. Who's the hell's Anthony? I love Anthony. He's like, my.
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 I roommate and he sang so. I must stay but he was up. He was one of those things. You got to picture of him. Um, I mean, I could go to like his Instagram. Yeah, show me a picture of him. I didn't just think what I'm looking at here. Chels, you guess what? What is it this time? Did you know you can bed on the election? Like you can bed on who's gonna be present in? Yeah, it's this new app called Couchi. No way. I got to see this for myself. Oh my gosh, you can bed on different events too. Could you think the favorite is for president right now? Let me check it out. It says right here that Trump.
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 went in by 60%. But you can also bet by each state. I got to get Pookie and on this, he's gonna lose his mind. Oh yeah, he loves to bet. Evidently it's legal on all 50 states. So that means we can do it in 10 to C2. I find this would be fun for me. I'm Pookie to do it with some money. Oh, don't forget to show Granny. You already know she's gonna love this. But when I run for President, are you gonna bet on me like I've been talking about? Hell yeah! I have one stick as campaign slogan too. Oh, haley tell everyone about your code first. For everyone watching this son up and use my code, calshy.com
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 So where are you going back in November? I'm undecided, but maybe if the proposal's good enough. I'm okay. I bet you a thousand dollars. I kick your ass I stay in longer. Have you been playing a lot? No, I haven't thought about poker since like last time. Yeah, but then I see you got done before I did Then little fellow beside me. He was like this could go on for eight hours and I was like eight hours. I can't do that So I was like all in I didn't have shit in my hand. I was like, okay, bye nice Um, if you want to go a thousand dollars on the next one if I'm there
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 I'll give you a thousand dollars, if you stay in longer than me. Yeah, this is on better, by the way. You're probably gonna smoke me at it. Yeah, now I'm gonna have to stay in the dark. I've like, you didn't try the last time? No, not that I, it's not that I didn't try. I think it's just like a lot of the times at those, I don't play as safe as I necessarily would, right? Like, I'll just like shove more, just because it's like freeman. Who's better at it, you were Bryce? I think Bryce is better at it. I think so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think like when we were both playing a lot, I don't know. Because I'd beat him quite a bit, but now he played, that's,
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 I don't know. I saw you had Whitney on we love Whitney. Yeah, she's great. No, I like her. Well, I saw the promo. Oh yeah I saw a bunch of posts online about people saying it was like the best podcast of all time And they were like dropping into the story to go and watch it. Yeah, I actually also saw a picture I guess you guys released a picture maybe of me and you I don't know. Yeah, I can go into a little intro thing Okay, so yeah, you guys posted a picture mean you and I also saw it was like a collage I guess you're like a slide show whatever you want
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 I feel like he does that every single day. So I'll give that to him. I don't want to sit at a table with him. He's going to rob me blonde. I wouldn't be scared to sit at a table with him. I don't want to do this. I kind of like playing against him, still. But you're probably good, too, though. It's like competition. I'm fresh at it. I think it's more just because we're friends, the playing field ends up leveling a little bit because we both get inside each other's heads. Where it's like, if I was a random and he was a random and we were at our scale set, it'd probably be me every time.
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 What's with you tank? Okay. Yeah. You've played with Stani. This past on right? Yeah, yeah I played with him. He's better than you it. No. No, you don't think so. I don't think so. He has helped him me He himself in you That makes Johnny has a reason on you. That's why it was so stani. Yeah, no He cracks me up. What I see is like Instagram feeding. He's got like a different I big booty girl on his bed Or do or do I like videos will make cracks me up? Yeah, he's a funny vibe. He's a funny vibe. Hi, I agree. Yeah Yeah
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 You guys are saying else Chelsea. Oh, I wasn't done my questions if you guys keep going so I would get first the slowest rapid fire Everybody I have two questions What's your most embarrassing high school memory? Oh I'm sure you said it was you were like in high school Are you ass-hulling school? No, no, no. I wasn't cool enough to be asshole in school Let's think most embarrassing moment probably like kids like like airplane my like musically Please
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 on to the smart board. I was able to have to be like a top embarrassing moment for me. You brought up a musical you got to the sangthorce? There's no chance. But maybe if you guys had convince me to drink wine before this, you might have gotten one, but I tried. I know, but I'm not offered. No, it's okay. It's okay. Okay, now let's just hand it over home. There's a lot. So I don't know what to do this at all. I forgot something. You ever went crowd surfing? In high school? Yeah. Not like in.
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 The school I guess. I can't consider that. I mean, it's like you see I can't Yeah, it's like embarrassing about that. That was that was embarrassing. You were It's like pretty raw. I disappeared Because I found me. I was just we yeah, it seems like a pretty cool story. I don't know. It's something better done I don't think it's bad. I think it's embarrassing Well, I'm embarrassing. What's something embarrassing? I'll done. Okay next question Okay next question. I don't know how did you tell Gabby you loved her first how did I tell Gabby? I loved her first
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 Do you want to go first and do you want me to go first? Yeah, you got it cool. Um, it'd be weird if you told Gabby you loved her. Oh, I think it was the first time was it was when, it was before we were dating actually. And we had, I'd brought her to my hometown. We were in the bedroom that I grew up in. And we were like just kind of joking around, filling around whatever. And she had said something or made some joke.
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 to me and I kind of just slipped out. After she said it, like I laughed and I was like, I love you. And I just kind of paused. And then she was like, what? And I was like, nothing, nothing, nothing. And kind of just brushed it off. But that was probably the first time I had said it. So actually, I took Gabby to the beach and then I took the arm kit. I'm curious. You sounded way more romantic than mine at the start of that. Mine was just in a bedroom. I took her to the beach and told her, that's beautiful. What did you say? She was like, I love you too, of course. I love her.
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 She loved him before he told her dude. I was fucking hammered in. I hope till okay And you did say back little him oh And that was the mic drop right there. Okay The bottom of the bell to bear this is like months like before. Okay. You turn the bell to the That was hardly speaking it wouldn't it wouldn't be So that was a little drunk hey that's all right Yeah, you get that A little early love you never heard nobody hopefully. I don't know probably ask but
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 But, you know, then hurt you. It's like one of those things that happens, like you gotta go home to like your home girls the next time like, oh, I don't some bed. Yeah. I go home all wooded you do. And I told them they're like, oh, yeah, it's a tough one. Yeah. It's a tough one to recognize. But now he said it first this time. Well that's good. And then I was like, home? No, you're back on the playing field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good now. Whew. Chelsea, I got something I got to tell you. So Pookie's back is Harry and I don't know how to tell them. You know what you can get for him? What? The chairman pro. The man'scape.com, right? Right. It's the only comes with two interchangeable blades, right? Right.
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 to call it, but it had a million likes, it was like a picture of me and even it slowly faded into like a Plato and Socrates I believe, and it was like pretty much calling us in the next Plato and Socrates. So the fuck does that mean? We're like philosophers essentially. Do you know who they are? No. All right. I'm not even gonna let him not deal with he's talking about he's talking about. Wow. Maybe you guys should listen to some of the philosophers and then you guys would come with...
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 Yeah, all right next question what something people are genuinely surprised up to find out about you when they meet you Um, generally I feel like the first thing people always say is like, oh, you're taller than I thought I think that's like the first thing I think about Is fuzz very demanding People who's like I feel like you're the height I think did you need but not like super taller anything. I think it's just people think I'm like five Oh
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 They just think I'm brisess I, but we got it, and too. I don't know I've had a lot of people tell me that I'm actually nice like when they make me impact. I'm always a tough one, right? Yeah, well you say get like rate from doing social media people used to be like, oh you're actually like a normal person, and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, obviously. I'm nice unless it's like five o'clock in the morning at a airport and you're asking for a picture while my hair's on the side of my head, down in my pajamas. Yeah. I'm like, give away from me. Yeah, I'm going to be first to meet you, I expected you to be like a douche bag. I didn't just cause I knew you from TikTok. See, I think.
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 That's what a lot of people think, and then they'll be like, and yeah, so they're like, oh, your normal. They're like, yeah, I guess. You didn't, well, actually, you did scare the Chodada me last time you were in here, so I'm not even gonna say that. I won't. I wouldn't even look to you. I was like, it's just the thing with me and I don't know I don't want to talk in a man. Fair, men's so- Like what am I going to talk to you about? Huh, sports. You into sports? I am actually in sports. What are you into? Football, hockey, basketball, there's probably a top three. You may think about baseball. That's all right, my thing. Well, I don't know.
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 Yeah, I asked the player when I was younger, my dad said no, I'm not gonna bring you a sports So you can send the outfield for three hours and I was like all right, you got a point Yeah, there's a lot of dirt too white pants Doesn't doesn't go well, I agree. Mom don't want to do all that laundry. You know do you have laundry? No, when I was like four and gonna go play baseball. Okay, I'm not fair enough. Yeah, my parents don't even live in the same country as me So yes, I still don't do my own laundry. I mean someone does that for me But I will do
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 my long trip once in a while? This is once in a while. Yeah, you know. I mean, it's the thought that counts. At least you do it sometimes and you know how to do it. Yeah, I know how to throw a bundle of clothes into the washer and throw a tie pot and click go. Like, it's not that I know. So, men can't do that. You'd be very surprised. All right, that's the pros. Both can't wash his own clothes. Oh, my friends from home. He's not like, but that's the skill you need to have. And I'm proud you have it. Thank you. Yeah, I'm God. Back to buttons and pick.
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 things up. It's good. What's one slang word from your home town that the other wouldn't know? You, you go first. I got a thing for this for a second. Do you know what Yon is? Do you know what a you is? A what? Like, waste you? No? Are you like a young and like a little little little a little kid? Yeah, you're kind of you. Like a you like you're just kind of sounding someone when you say that. Like, I would be like saying like, I don't know. Like, junior or something.
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 like that like it's kind of the same like you call them like a little are you it's like putting someone under you I feel like it's like being like you're you like you're a little kid too I never heard that it's like a Toronto thing okay fair enough what you know about yonder like over yonder okay you didn't know that I can get them I don't know I got no I got no sound over this please I was thinking that but I was like I don't you know the pitch you've been yonder as
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 What? Poochi-boniana. Poochi-boniana. Is this like an actual order or something you've made up with your- Something I've made up. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I'm not going to know what that means. You're couture. Okay. You know, couture is, okay. I mean, that, say the word couture. Okay. I thought you have, like, one of my insane, no. Like you did fucking, what has to? Has to? Has to? I'm gonna start saying pasta. Yeah, you're like, this is getting trending in the states. That's another word you could have used. Pasta? Well, you know what pasta is. Now I do. When you said it, I'll do that.
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 I would've been so sad to see you to be like, I can't put together without this. Yeah, exactly past hours, like, man. All right, what's the next one? What's the last one you told? In the last lie, told. Y'all are about to eat my ass. Actually, what? Remember what I was telling you about earlier? The last lie, I told was, yeah, that's my cousin in my phone. What was the last lie, told? Uh, I don't know. I don't know if I have like a recent lie. Okay, I'm sorry.
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 some more in-depth stuff to talk to. Wait, you made a full loss of her like Shakespeare? Well, I think that's not the only answer. Shakespeare was something more of like a play, like he would write plays, you know? Okay, then what's a philosopher? A philosopher is someone that they, they're pretty much just someone that thinks about like grand things. You know, like there, there's someone that's like thinking about these like theories and they can... Okay. Me, trust your philosophers. Okay. Please, don't...
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 I ain't lost him like that. Do you lie a lot? Sometimes when I got to. Okay. Fair. Well, that's a lot told to actually as when they said, are you okay when you're coming up as like no. No, actually, that said, yeah, I didn't know. What did you say? I think you asked me that. You were like, are you okay? I don't know. What do you all asked me that? And I was like, yeah, I'm okay. I think when I walked in here someone asked, if I was excited, and I said yeah. I'm okay. That's me, that's you. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot.
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 That was a joke. I mean yeah, I don't know if I have a last lie. I probably like saying I got a boogie today and a hole that I got a double boogie playing golf. Maybe something like that. You playing golf? I love golf. I don't see you playing golf. I probably at least once a week. Very good. And I'm all right. All right. Just like middle. I would say this has been the first. This summer has been the first time I've really, really been like, oh, I'm gonna play though. We gotta set you into the up a golf match. He plays, nice, do you know what he shoots? No, that's me.
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 about golf, so it's all good. I'll figure that out. I want them on the course with them. Okay. Fair enough. Fair. Election Day is coming up on November 5th. 30% of registered voters don't turn out to vote in only 23% of people under 30 vote in the last election. However, we're supposed to have us say in our future if we're not showing up at the polls. Don't be another no-show statistic. Head up send the vote.org slash talk. Now to register to vote. It's not partisan meaning they don't care who you're voting for, they just want to ensure you can vote. Head over to send the vote.org slash talk and I'll help you sign up, register.
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 and check if you're all set. You can also text, talk to it, 33022 to learn more. That's T-A-L-K, 23022. What's your most controversial opinion, or hot-sate? I'm gonna, I don't know. I guess I got a lot of slack for this recently, but like, milk goes amazing with pizza. What? Disgusting. Yeah, like eating pizza with a glass of milk, on real. You drink white milk by itself.
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 Oh, that's hot. Yeah, I was drink white milk any moment of the day. Morning, nighttime, lunch. I pretty much have it with anything as well, but I'm just saying, with pizza, really good. Maybe it's just to make thanks because I'd be shit in my brains out. Oh, well, that just sounds like you're like lactose intolerant. Yeah, see, and before we, like, we have figured that out, just white milk about itself, I will not drink it unless, like, there's been an Oreo in it. Right, the Oreo needs to be in it for you to drink the glass. Yeah, it's like as a little flavor to it. I don't know.
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 So it tastes like milk. No, no. I fucking does. I don't really don't think it does whatsoever. Unless you're like, I don't know, leaving the Oreo in. Like, it's like straight, straight, straight, make a sense. I'll drink it out of the drug. Do you do that? No. I can't say how do we either. I think a lot of people don't, maybe, but that's why I said, I think I get slapped. That, that's definitely something that needs to be discussed. All right, let's... Do I have one? I don't know, I'm not really into that country. What? Not into, you're not into hot tanks.
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 I mean, what's something I feel strongly opinionated about? I don't know. I ain't into that shit. I don't know. I'm a convenience. Fuck that noise. That's my hot take. I have no opinions. I don't like keep my opinions to myself unless it's going to like, water them. So I don't know. What's something I feel so strongly about? I don't know. Maybe you're like anti-hainty cat parking spaces. That'd be hot, take. Okay. What's something that like, most people agree with that you have an opposite opinion over? I don't know. I don't know what I'm feeling. I don't know.
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 Maybe who you're voting for that could be hot take. No. Okay. I should have told me to keep my mouth shut. Oh, yeah, let's not get along to that actually. I'm Canadian, I don't have to vote. I don't even know. I just figured out your theory. I'll have like a what you call it a minister. Prime Minister. Yeah. That's weird. It's kind of cool though. I didn't know y'all done that. And then we met that girl in the bathroom. And now y'all aren't shoes from Toronto.
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 in what was her relationship to the Prime Minister. So we were talking about her vape. She was like, we don't have like vape here with like flavorism. And I was like, well, she's like, oh, the Prime Minister doesn't allow it. And I was like, Prime Minister, I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. I thought y'all had presidents there. No, no. No, we don't. I don't get out much if you can't tell. We also have provinces instead of states. Man, just like Plato and Socrates. Minion. You're not sitting on an educate me some more sometime. I, uh, yeah, someone needs to. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There you go.
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 Let me sit right there with me. I'm still trying to think of one. So what's your dream purchase of $100,000 just dropped in your lap right now? I'd probably buy me a new car. What kind of car you want? A fast car? Color you want? Black. So the reason I ask your eight picks away on better picks from when in a hundred thousand dollars, I make an ad dream purchase. Better picks is the only pick on fantasy out, but let's you went up to a hundred thousand dollars. And all it takes is eight correct picks. Now let me say that again. This NFL season, your eight picks away on better picks from when in a hundred thousand dollars. And I'll just pay out off for on any...
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 we start thinking about stuff all right yeah yeah yeah yeah so I think a lot of people think there philosophers when they get stoned I think that's a pretty calm thing when you get it. Thank. Yes. Thank. Yeah I mean you're not the philosopher. You don't know that. I'm not a philosopher. Chelsea I think we're philosophers. What are you saying? Yeah you're supposed to agree with me they're everything. Sorry. She's getting in trouble for that later she's going to sit in the corner actually. Do you watch yourself like on the internet? I'm like 10 not two. I don't know. I feel like I usually post my stuff and then kind of move.
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 leftover, though. Still eat it. And if I got the munchies robot, I could probably do that. Oh, 100%. But now if I'm just sober, yeah. It seems like there's been a lot of nose for you when you're sober and you need to expand on that a little bit more. Yeah, maybe. There's something there that you need to figure out just for you, you know? You can always be saying no unless you're not sober. Or maybe like, you should've been saying yes to things just because you're not sober, too, you know? Okay, you got me. No, I was just trying to leave you with something. You got called pizza?
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 Yeah, all I called pizza. It called pizza. Okay, we agree on something there. Let's leave it at that. But okay. You have like an outro for this thing. Yeah, no. No, you still figure in that part of it. We can make one up on the spot. Pasta. Pasta. Anything, bye. Hey, all I hope you enjoyed the show. And if you haven't gotten yourself any talk to a march. Be sure to click the link in the description below so we can match. Tag me and talk to a wirewatch in the episode. And let us know what you think. And before you go, don't forget. Subscribe to that thing.
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