A partial list of problems

Assume someone who can't write clear code can write clear comments. Also search and replace clear with "readable" "literate" "concise" and last but not least, "correct"

Assume a programmer has full authority over all 3rd party, supplier and customer APIs, interdepartmental processes, and all business logic, management selected fad technologies, such that its logically impossible to be unable to always factor out weird confusing stuff resulting in clear code / clear comments. My program is the world and none have dominion over any of the rest of it and any other conception of reality is wrong. (And edited to add I've gotten involved in some weird "EE" stuff and like it or not, the world itself is plain old weird and illogical sometimes and if you don't like that, a computer programmer can't fix it, only a physicist, or maybe a diety. This isn't a big problem in the world of CRUD apps but it does happen)

Assume comments only exist as a inspirational descriptional prose tool. Sometimes I use them as placeholders for something I know belongs there but either I or the business are not ready. Sometimes I use them as a cheatsheet because I'm personally really uncomfortable. Sometimes I use them as an outline more like names on a map to orient myself than a travelogue.

Assume all programmers fit the management ideal of identical replacable cogs. "How could someone work here without knowing by heart how to convert dBmW into volts or the difference between S21 and S12 microwave scattering parameters, so I have no need to comment this, but I've never actually used this corner of matrix math while employed before so I'll make one of those laughable comments that is a simple linear translation just to help me keep my head on straight.

Assume comments go thru the same code review process as code. If a comment in file A tangentially relates to function Q in file B, and you modify function Q, your code review process will probably examine file B and the comments in it, but how do you ensure file A gets modified? This is especially bad with those "because" style comments. (edited to add, at least date your comments?)

Assume no metrics exist WRT comments to be gamed. Your continued employment and possible promotion exist because of a content free meaningless metric number, perhaps lines of comments. Ask a professional to generate a number, you'll get a nice number, but unprofessional work. Ask a professional to do professional work, and you get professional results and who cares what the number is. That requires a high caliber of management, usually unavailable. Even worse a low caliber of management, the kind most likely to demand adherence to meaningless metrics, is also exactly the type least likely to successfully evaluate the professionalism of the code so they don't end up with good code. So you get meaningless metrics resulting in meaningless comments right next to bad code, if you enforce metrics.

Assume there exists a silver bullet for comments, just like this months silver bullet fad for code also fixes all problems.

(edited to add) Assume there's one human language. I worked at a place where outsourcing and H1B took complete control over corporate IT such that code comments and even some internal documents were no longer written in English. This makes comments rather hard to follow when engineering tries to cooperate with IT. So... I'd love to follow your detailed internal process for dynamic DNS for my spectrum analyzer, but you guys don't use English and we don't use your India language, so...