Forgive the double reply; I thought of a much longer example of authentic chinese text. Here's a profile from an online dating website:

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虽然年龄不小了，88年属龙，还是希望能找一个各方面都合拍的人，对爱情尚未心死，不考虑随便找个人凑活这种说法，秉承一切以诚为始，以婚姻为终点的大原则，找一个相爱相守相濡以沫的男子。

你可以有一点大男子主义，但千万别过头，尊重也是彼此相处融洽的必须品。

当然如果你是温文尔雅的阳光宅男，也许会更适合我。

我的照片是三星手机自拍的，虽然没有经过PS等人工处理，不过人跟照片还是有点区别，比如痘痘，一点点小疤痕，是照不出来的。

我可以做一个居家小女人，也可以在外面努力奋斗，关键看遇到一个怎样的你。

对于物质，我有底线要求，但并不拜金。

比如年龄超过30岁，还能三无的，我会质疑，这么多年的努力，你都奋斗到哪里去了。

毕业也3年了，不像刚毕业时候的懵懂，但希望找一个牵着自己手，带自己走的人的心愿还没有被时间改变。

我对名牌没有追求，但对于漂亮的衣服和美食，我抵抗力几乎为0，不月光，是我的大原则。

不熟悉我的人，会认为我是一个很强势的人。

其实我并不强势，如果条件允许，我也想做一个，上午睡到10点半，下午养猫遛狗弹钢琴的姑娘。

我并不热爱工作，骨子里也泛着懒，但生活是现实的，衣食住行等等，无一不逼着现代女性，独立自主，自尊自强。

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Here's my translation:

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Even though I'm not young anymore, [born in] 1988, year of the dragon, I still hope I can find a person whose every aspect is in harmony, I have not yet lost hope as to love, I am not considering finding some random guy and joining our lives together, I adhere to the great principle of regarding honesty as a beginning and marriage as the endpoint, I'm looking for a relationship where we love each other, protect each other, and help each other in time of need.

You can be a bit of a male chauvinist, but definitely don't overdo it, respect is a necessity for getting along with each other.

Of course, if you are a gentle 阳光["sunshine", but that's clearly not the meaning here] stay-at-home, maybe that will be more suitable for me.

My picture was taken on a Samsung phone, although it hasn't been photoshopped, there are still some differences between the photo and the person, such as pimples, a tiny scar, [the picture] cannot display those.

I can be a housewife, and I can strive mightily outside the home, the key is what kind of you I meet.

As to material goods, I have some baseline demands, but I do not worship money.

For example, if you're over 30 years old, you cannot have the "three lacks" [I don't know what these are, but I suspect two of them are a car and a house]，I will challenge you, so many years of work, where did all your struggle go.

It's been three years since I graduated, I am not like an ignorant girl who just graduated, but the dream of finding a man who will take me walking with him holding my hand has not been changed by time.

I don't chase famous brands, but as regards beautiful clothing and delicious food, my powers of resistance are approximately zero, 不月光["not moonlight"; I don't understand this], it is my great principle.

Those who do not know me well, will believe I am a very strong person.

In fact I am not strong, if circumstances permitted, I would like to be that girl who sleeps in until 10:30 in the morning, and in the afternoon, feeds the cat, walks the dog, and plays the piano.

I do not passionately love to work, in my bones I am suffused with laziness, but life is full of reality, clothes food housing work etc etc, there is not one of these things which does not press on the modern woman, independent and striving to stand on her own.

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Here's Bing Translate's version:

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Although not young, 88, the Dragon, is also hoping to find a tune all aspects of people not die of love, regardless of whatever someone come up with this statement, adhering to all originated with sincerity, to the broad principles of marriage is the ending point, look for a love and keep a pair of men.

You can have a bit of machismo, but never too much, respect must relate to each other.

Of course, if you're gentle sun Otaku, might be better suited for me.

My pictures Samsung phone self-timer, although not through manual processing, such as PS, but a little difference to people with photos, such as acne, a little scar, as does not come out.

I can do a little woman in the home, it can also be hard on the outside, depending on what kind you have.

Material, I have a line, but it's not worshiping.

For example, more than 30 years of age, and three, I would question, after so many years of effort, where the hell have you struggled.

Graduation is 3 years, not just ignorant when they graduate, but would like to get a hold my hand, take your own wishes have not been changed.

I am designer did not pursue, but beautiful clothes and food, my little resistance is 0, no Moonlight, are my principles.

People who don't know me will think I am a very strong person.

In fact I am not strong, if conditions allow, I want to do, sleep in the morning to 10:30, the girl cat dog to play the piano in the afternoon.

I love to work, Pan-lazy bones, but it is the reality of life, clothing, and so on, no one does not force women, independence, self-esteem and self-improvement.

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(edit: I especially like how Bing translated "I do not love to work" as "I love to work". No issues there!)