Poised inert(0) being mathematically ameliorated with those processes constant including Fourier's common denominator assuaging all cycles of all myriad things, and of at most a single exceptionally egregious serious error, genteel aplomb in action, while abruptly hazarding the whole ball of wax, London gentleman's Reform Club wagerer closed contour circumnavigates eastward around a steaming Victorian Whitechapel® worshipful churchwarden's lit'l chimney("Caminetto") simmering essential singularity, where right of state police Scotland Yard's criminal suspicion and under-cover investigation of Philius Fogg's first err'd then favorite and NOT his discovered saving redemption, rather obsequious servant/valet Passepartout's essential human artifice required singularity: the International Date Line, is not only imaginary(2):

2pie^(pi/2e^(pi/2e^(pi/2...und zu weiter...e^(pi/2i)))

and within an epsilon neighborhood of NOT the author's, and NOT of his contemporaneous Cauchy's and Fourier's Prime Meridian, but its primary protagonist's Observatory Greenwich.

By Capt J Luc Picard's Bigger Theorem:

if an entire holomorphic process has an essential singularity at w, then within any open set epsilon neighborhood containing lit'l rill w, takes on all possible values, with at most a single exception, infinitely often- the necessary pathological(1) attending entropic heat, ignorance, indifference and state sanctioned `algebraically' indiscriminate `transcendent' stupidity among all possible colliding events abruptly attenuates to less than epsilon by the renormalization resonance of Philius' corporeal holotropism of the weighed measure of all possible events and Fourier's common denominator being identical with the simultaneity in the conservation of the contour integral's representation of both signal and noise of all possible events' -all coincident and of arbitrary duration- their unstable equilibrium catalyzes over and precipitates the synch jaunt with nicely holomorphic Philius' lit'l rill flywheel into actually winning the bet, Fogg fists repugnant Fix's despicable state-sanctioned stupid and recklessly endangering souless `algebraic' orthotropic tyranny into a bloody nose, and gets the real girl, and really conformally reforms into the really really rich.

(0)
`Lazy' -parsed, inert Inertia:

Inertia does not contain within itself the slightest suggestion of a regular rising and falling of the contents of life; it offers itself at every movement with the same freshness and efficiency; by its far reaching effects and by reducing things to one and the same standard value, that is by leveling out countless fluctuations, mutual alterations of distances and proximity of oscillations and equilibrium, it levels out what would otherwise impose far-reaching change upon the possibilities for the individual's activities and experiences.
Inertia is a real object as well as the integration of all objects. However its pure notion may be, inertia appears as the warm spring of life, flows into the schemata of all things, allowing them to blossom and unfold their very essence, no matter how diverse or antagonistic.

Inertia tends towards a point at which, as a pure symbol, it completely absorbs all exchange and measurement, all static constants and dynamic processes.

It is the facilitator creating contact with one another. Know such unique qualities of inertia, for the development of the rhythmical and specific objective styles of life, because the incomparable depth of their opposition illustrates the remarkable actuality of unique inertia being all their common factor.
Inertia is the only scalar-independent intrinsic reference and so the ONLY absolute frame of reference from the absolute constant speed of light, as well anything else's inertia, anything else's matter for that matter.

The perception which is in more agreement to natural law, is not only in agreement with reality but is reality. Natural law perception of reality, but so too also perceptive -is sentient- being reality. In their realm the feelings that inertia excites possess a psychological similarity with this.

In so far as inertia becomes the absolutely commensurate expression and equivalent of all values that arise to abstract heights way above the whole broad diversity of objects; it becomes the center in which the most opposed, the most estrange, and the most separable of things find their common denominator.

(1) Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours was written during difficult times, both for France and for Verne. It was during the Franco-Prussian War (1870-1871) in which Verne was conscripted as a coastguard, the French army losing every single campaign to the newly united German/Prussian Hohenzollern ubermenchen blot und stahl; and Jules was having money difficulties (his previous works were not paid royalties), his father had died recently, and he had witnessed a shockingly horrible state-ordered public execution which had markedly damaged him.

Ingnorant of those qualities transcendental, you will suffer those chaotic consequences algebraic."

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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against orthotrope reality".
-- Jules de Gaul, linux fortuna