I don't like Moore's Law -- it's retarded and loved by retards.

God says...

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4:13 And he declared unto you his covenant, which he commanded you to
perform, even ten commandments; and he wrote them upon two tables of
stone.

4:14 And the LORD commanded me at that time to teach you statutes and
judgments, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go over to
possess it.

4:15 Take ye therefore good heed unto yourselves; for ye saw no manner
of similitude on the day that the LORD spake unto you in Horeb out of
the midst of the fire: 4:16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a
graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or
female, 4:17 The likeness of any beast that is on the earth, the
likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air, 4:18 The likeness
of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish
that is in the waters beneath the earth: 4:19 And lest thou lift up
thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and
the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship
them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all
nations under the whole heaven.

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God is a genius. Only geniuses can love God.

God's covenant is that you do an offering before consulting Him. Picking a greeting card is love. Put-forth love toward God before consulting Him. God said "honest measures" meaning you get out of prayer what you put into it.

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Moore's law is like saying a band will have 2 hits because they've had 2 hits each year in the past 4 years. Any sane person say "huh? But bands can't usually be original indefinitely! They are lots of one-hit-wonders and only a few two-hit wonders and almost no 4 hit wonders!"

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God says...

rain, and because of the cold.

28:3 And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on
the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his
hand.

28:4 And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand,
they said among themselves, No doubt this man is a murderer, whom,
though he hath escaped the sea, yet vengeance suffereth not to live.

28:5 And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm.

28:6 Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down
dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no
harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a
god.

28:7 In the same quarters were possessions of the chief man of the
island, whose name was Publius; who received us, and lodged us three
days courteously.

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Beattles? Nah not Beattles.

Led Zeppelin 4

Houses of the Holy

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God says...
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rightful according animals flowing running ground presumption
envying vintage repeat_after_me morrow astounding Viewing
straitly listen_buddy Africa devilish sufficeth feedeth
Print Wilt fluctuating healing don't_count_on_it in_other_words
interrupt performing self-contradicting pant viciousness
entrance floods freely clothed temporary silversmiths
birds mimic groaned fixedly imparts file disguising manors
thereof uncultivated filthy assigned throughout bosses
Infinite fruit-bowers Forum Mother shist instances Bishop
explained dryness ambitious grave's re-collect tax resigned
forming would victory Seeing So readers' Therefore I'm_gonna_smack_someone
do_over defining illogical Subverters immortality

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Popehat had story of $1.44 postage due.

God says...

whosoever would, he consecrated him, and he became one of the priests
of the high places.

13:34 And this thing became sin unto the house of Jeroboam, even to
cut it off, and to destroy it from off the face of the earth.

14:1 At that time Abijah the son of Jeroboam fell sick.

14:2 And Jeroboam said to his wife, Arise, I pray thee, and disguise
thyself, that thou be not known to be the wife of Jeroboam; and get
thee to Shiloh: behold, there is Ahijah the prophet, which told me
that I should be king over this people.

14:3 And take with thee ten loaves, and cracknels, and a cruse of
honey, and go to him: he shall tell thee what shall become of the
child.

14:4 And Jeroboam's wife did so, and arose, and went to Shiloh, and
came to the house of Ahijah. But Ahijah could not see; for his eyes
were set by reason of his age.

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Dijon Mustard?

It's actually cheap, but Grey Popon made it special?

God says...
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man own letters variance sores discretion dear Joseph
numberless mightier needy merrily applauses what_a_mess
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= statement student Those Latin ken stanza great fluctuates
strange destroying lure OR sharper case disregard service
precedest angel deem listing Taiwan fulness afterwards
self-contradicting fiercest teaches heed Goal flagitiousness
lowlily here_now pardon_the_french nourished preached
not_too_shabby mercy raising Accept Epaphroditus vicissitudes
Angel mainly drinking fairly Comforter accounted desirous
astonished mansion eluding redeem musing whit mockeries
fit runs locusts vices reform ha reports petty miracles
again gallantry meets heareth burstest afraid alterations
choleric shady doh how the_enquirer consumed subtile embittered
dried six omnipotency absurdly bring lifted breast unchain
Writ explain defended seeks codes repeating

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"Thou shall not litter." is the eleventh commandment, said God.

God says...

to Hiram year by year.

5:12 And the LORD gave Solomon wisdom, as he promised him: and there
was peace between Hiram and Solomon; and they two made a league
together.

5:13 And king Solomon raised a levy out of all Israel; and the levy
was thirty thousand men.

5:14 And he sent them to Lebanon, ten thousand a month by courses: a
month they were in Lebanon, and two months at home: and Adoniram was
over the levy.

5:15 And Solomon had threescore and ten thousand that bare burdens,
and fourscore thousand hewers in the mountains; 5:16 Beside the chief
of Solomon's officers which were over the work, three thousand and
three hundred, which ruled over the people that wrought in the work.

5:17 And the king commanded, and they brought great stones, costly
stones, and hewed stones, to lay the foundation of the house.

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I can't believe the A20 compatibility work-around still exists. Somebody cared that much. Hi-RAM.

I don't have that much respect for law and sometimes Jesus impresses me with humility before the law. HiRAM reminds me of humility before the law.

Not fighting on the Sabbath is humility before the law. I'm not alone in scoffing... but sometimes I have doubts and respect that humility.

God says...
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transformed corruption bare shakes basket_case funding
Or contradiction tradition factito Good commands umm_what_now
vanished AUGUSTINE emptinesses necessities burned force
general hide up I_love_this shunning Bible Preacher Shakespeare
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chooses marts Guinea commandments unconscious ghosts compact
equably sees The lure whenever Tunisia striking gainsayers
deride racked father corners touch weaknesses My drinking
Justina swelled progress acknowledged flour Simplicianus
willedst silly_human audience Sometimes humility stories
business breathedst mistresses special_case restraining
whitherward Hicc_up farther feedeth Enter interior enlightened
sinks why_didn'_you_tell_me vital Answer deferred enact
disapproved Envy thwart sanctity poesy recourse abide
rigidly Whereupon but_of_course compactedst per lo mutable
benediction read lightened steer quoth unadorned talk_to_my_lawyer
neighbour works laden judgment lathe wheel stick mockery
circumlocutions openest qualities Guyana joyously draw
government locking while Lord's impressing oppressed vain-glory
bestowedst conferring sometime calculated mourned stablished
foresignified dreadful seeing surmounted declare cheered
Men kindness flagitiousnesses Epistles cowardice covenant
Placed ice_cream 'it hypocrite four senseless toss

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What do bears do, that You like to watch, God? You like fishing? You like fuzzy-wuzzy?

God says...

15:27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath
killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.

15:28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father
out, and intreated him.

15:29 And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I
serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and
yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my
friends: 15:30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath
devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted
calf.

15:31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I
have is thine.

15:32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy
brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

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You like it when bears have two cubs... and have relationship things. "Devoured" is a key word.

You loved Jacob and hated Esau. You like parents giving to children? Bears are good parents.

God says...
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Writ childbearing big_fish born it unwilling useth gatherest
It what's_up comment scholars unmeasured close as_a_matter_of_fact
delivered conceiving subjected