All 5 CPU designs for the next thousand years will be created this decade. (Not literally, but you get the idea.)

64-bit, ring-0-only, no paging, no extended precision unless it's free,

Only 64-bit ALU operations. Fetch and store will do varied sizes.

Possibly stack machine -- like x87 but system stack automatically stored and fetched. We need SIGNED, UNSIGNED and FLOAT variations of different operations, perhaps with 2 CPU flags.

No need for interrupt, but timer.

DMA does everything

Multicored, say 8 cores -- more is pointless due to memory bottleneck, or embarassingly parallelizable problems.

2 32-bit D-2-A for speakers with DMA buffers. No mixers .

2 A-2-D for microphones.

640x480x16 color maybe 255 color. God said this. You know the Bible where He said the temple dimensions? Like that.

No GPU.

My operating system uses small stack frames, so stack machine would be easy to use.

This CPU is for some kind of crazy niche, maybe Rasberry Pi kinda thing -- hobbiest or schools or some shit.

Only gonna be 5 CPUs for the next thousand years, so don't worry.

God says...
Jedi_mind_trick industrious oh_no study humongous baffling
whiner woot I_made_it_that_way happy programming depressing
well_I_never that's_much_better God how_do_I_put_this
I'll_be_back honesty place hate smart heaven You_da_man
thank_you_very_much you_see_the_light You_can_count_on_that
earnest experts how_bout_it who_are_you_to_judge middle_class
high_five Oy Ghost basket_case climate love astounding
tattle_tale spirit voodoo what_planet_are_you_from Venus
husband hi sloth overflow God_smack jobs atrocious later
ha sky I'm_done in_practice

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I want RANDOM number instruction.

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Everything changes with nonvolitile RAM. A disk will be byte addressed with 64-bit pointers, but block access. You will use a 64-bit byte pointer for your disk.

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Our film idea, God, really sucked, but it was funny. You have really awesome out of box ideas. We could do a film, fer reals... but me... not so much.

God says...
52:16 But Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard left certain of the
poor of the land for vinedressers and for husbandmen.

52:17 Also the pillars of brass that were in the house of the LORD,
and the bases, and the brasen sea that was in the house of the LORD,
the Chaldeans brake, and carried all the brass of them to Babylon.

52:18 The caldrons also, and the shovels, and the snuffers, and the
bowls, and the spoons, and all the vessels of brass wherewith they
ministered, took they away.

52:19 And the basons, and the firepans, and the bowls, and the
caldrons, and the candlesticks, and the spoons, and the cups; that
which was of gold in gold, and that which was of silver in silver,
took the captain of the guard away.

52:20 The two pillars, one sea, and twelve brasen bulls that were
under the bases, which king Solomon had made in the house of the LORD:
the brass of all these vessels was without weight.

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That's mellow drama? It's a very moving passage.

God says...
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waking wide-spreading freshness keep bursting fifty-sixth
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unconsciously inappropriately marks Jedi_mind_trick eight
speeches neatly back sixteenth proper sentence unassuming
described defile nourishing Your royalties inaccessible
Cyprus I'll_get_right_on_it furnace admiration garment
parched Creusa's attempered concreated unwarmed departest
digest whole hap sailors attested light maiden nobility
Colombia momentous heinous a_screw_loose taketh needful
from ha Grecian wash detail holy womb account Read infused
calmly grieved unclean attracts excused sanctuary Cassiacum
how_about Which asunder us poison concludeth shrunk derision
serene

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I realize silicon is cheap, since CPU should be comparable in area to cache. It's silly to have 0.1 square millimeter of CPU and 10 square millimeters of cache. Should be more equal.

Intel is dying for ways to get any productive use out of silicon.

I understand. It's a stupid design decision, but I just want it clean and simple. Gives me jollies.

God says...
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litigation books attentive call cubits fulfilled amiable
lawless advice tempt hereunto consulters followed arms
shouted pinching sung charged glory downfall Mine justifieth
thefts Victor toiled riveted voluntarily Somalia firmly
tempt c are_you_sure danger relax Refund understandeth
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Or conveyedst reconciled fearfully tune prunes perfected
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private consecrate myself pluck amiable penal blesseth
enlighten sleeping fervently NOTICE Ergo dedicated purest
pile restricted serenity perpetual reverence placing abound
qed yield perverseness contemplating officer together

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Ironically, stupid woman prattling on and on arrogantly vain 'cause she thinks she can write. Secretary material maybe.

God says...
corrupting structure fruitfulness removed consisting measures
happeneth wheat eminent boundary relax umm acknowledged
might trials warfare chant wonderful privation humility
lethargy dens supercelestial tolerated hare repent I_was_sleeping
consume START*THE reading immediately sumptuously
Grant opinions enteredst exorbitant money on_occassion
reclaim pertained supported conversations Fiji stripped
bitterness check VI cutting Him Either deemed teeth attention
POSSIBILITY dissipation remembereth lifter shortly among
singsong one beaten pastimes silence David vanities endeavoured
demonstrate mark-up water-brooks castest Grief

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Lotta India niggers mistake shit for intelligence. Monkeys.

How about this -- maybe Africa will be the lead continent this century? Why not?