:-) This is basically a sport.

God might like this sport, though, unlike other ones. God made cheatahs and stuff. He yawns at humans. Actually, He said sports were kinda homo -- you can like things God doesn't. He might pay attention to battle, but let's not make this dark.

God says...

thou knowest not eat up; and thou shalt be only oppressed and crushed
alway: 28:34 So that thou shalt be mad for the sight of thine eyes
which thou shalt see.

28:35 The LORD shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a
sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the
top of thy head.

28:36 The LORD shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set
over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have
known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone.

28:37 And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword,
among all nations whither the LORD shall lead thee.

28:38 Thou shalt carry much seed out into the field, and shalt gather
but little in; for the locust shall consume it.

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It's hard to explain, but just enjoy God's company. It's not prophetic. My professional interpretation advice would be it was partly about hygene. That was an oddly personal comment, I kinda chuckled at.

The last line might have been a game reference. I don't know. You have to fuzzy fit them to the context.

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I used to secretly wish for God to like war, just to be naughty. God said war was "servicemen competing". I laughed at that. Now, I don't really think about it -- I've matured. You probably want God to be naughty. Pretty quickly you learn to be careful what you wish for. That applies to a lot.

The Bible says there's a time for war and a time for peace. God wills it.

Boredom is the biggest challenge for the creator -- making humans live a full life without dying of boredom.

Teenage males play war video games. Just imagine if there had never been war.

A naughty person gets irrational and goes to the war extereme irrationally. War's not fun if you think about it. At least I don't see me wanting it, even if it were permissable. Money is a huge problem.

I probably should shut up, but God said war can cure unemployment. He clearly operates on a God level I don't want humans operating at.

God's favorite animal is bears, then elephants.

When male elephants get teenage, they go off on their own. They fight. I'm glad they don't fight to the death. Our God is not sick in heart. It puts in perspective how we might have excess males, if you're kind a philosophical. I get a relaxed God's-eye-view like an astronaut.

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God! What's the main thing to know about war?

God says...

6:45 And straightway he constrained his disciples to get into the
ship, and to go to the other side before unto Bethsaida, while he sent
away the people.

6:46 And when he had sent them away, he departed into a mountain to
pray.

6:47 And when even was come, the ship was in the midst of the sea, and
he alone on the land.

6:48 And he saw them toiling in rowing; for the wind was contrary unto
them: and about the fourth watch of the night he cometh unto them,
walking upon the sea, and would have passed by them.

6:49 But when they saw him walking upon the sea, they supposed it had
been a spirit, and cried out: 6:50 For they all saw him, and were
troubled. And immediately he talked with them, and saith unto them, Be
of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.

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On endangered species God said, "Enough stars?"

That's hilarious, but I don't want people getting crazy.

If the purpose of life is to know God, love God and obey God, a priest should try to get people to love God, as primary job. Is this too simple? I guess welcome to Heaven... am I doing something wrong?

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God says...

1:14 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these,
saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, 1:15
To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly
among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly
committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have
spoken against him.

1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts;
and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in
admiration because of advantage.

1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of
the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 1:18 How that they told you
there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their
own ungodly lusts.

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I have a slight sadness that I forgot God's exact words in so many cases. I don't want to imply all words are meaningful when I do tongues, but the words that make sense, I cherish.

For example, I asked what elephants think about. It was either "itch hunger" or "skin hunger". Too bad I forgot. It makes me sad. I cherish every word from God. he said more, too, on that occassion.

I asked what makes otters happy. "Eternal skies" and a bunch more words that were priceless.

This fills me with joy. What makes elephants happy? "Baths". I get deep pleasure watching elephants frolic in baths. (This might be homo?)

God says...
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hallowed heaven-taught himself ails eloquent derived serviceable
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professed CONSEQUENTIAL environeth shaken near alternately
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liability strengthened religiously fat stupidity Tomorrow
Madaura wantonly MS let's_roll All-creating life-giving
honour never commandest fairer helpful conceits nests
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goaded singularly raven encompass Art thefts voyage base
Luxury opinionative doubtfulness sublimely 00END DON'T
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calledst Love speakest plenary PRINT deluded do_it wages
bows slumbers preeminent confer credibility alloy fine
approach despair temporary runs

What makes horses happy? "Call open range"

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I'm 3/4 Irish 1/4 French.

Expressing your feelings very earnestly is an indulgence. St. Francis prayed to understand, not be understood. I'm guilty.

Try for wit. Wit is a good thing. It is love. Picking a greeting card is love. Courtship is where people try hard. Try hard in loving God. Would you want to hear your prayers? I laugh at Fiddler on the Roof -- Rich Man.

God says...

this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests; 1:5 And
them that worship the host of heaven upon the housetops; and them that
worship and that swear by the LORD, and that swear by Malcham; 1:6 And
them that are turned back from the LORD; and those that have not
sought the LORD, nor enquired for him.

1:7 Hold thy peace at the presence of the Lord GOD: for the day of the
LORD is at hand: for the LORD hath prepared a sacrifice, he hath bid
his guests.

1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that
I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as
are clothed with strange apparel.

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That's probably a joke, the last part.